THE WORST CS:GO RAPPER

my legs are so cold oh yeah mmm consider pants oh ho ho everybody I've fought Jesus Merry Christmas it's me racist Santa you want me under the tree this year don't you then head over to you to come in description for [ __ ] their hurry Christmas [ __ ] [ __ ] buy one plea we have to drink like three gallons of spent to get HIV from somebody who's infected oh so you can kiss tons of dudes and not yet telling me I was this close oh my god you're such a cringe carrots all the [ __ ] carrots I can fit in my goddamn mouth saying that when Charlie gets older he's gonna become Orange I'm a little mouse and I can't stop nibbling it's not like that in my brain so I don't even know what it is I wish I could do with that I watched my parents have sex one time and I didn't look away and now I can't forget it it's like staring at the Sun it's like staring at the Sun because it was so hot I took melanin before this I'm sorry melatonin God knows I need melanin what's melanin it's what gives black people their flavors every time I look at Jeffrey star I'm like it's not a dude it's usually after I mastered would you like to indulge in my penis sure let me tell you something about myself as a person I'm Fitz I'm a youtuber my hobbies include playing guitar and posting popular opinions on our / unpopular opinion and watching the upvotes Riley problem the six of us Travis were kicked alright let's go enjoy back himself he's probably just in tears right now Arrowhead him back that hurt my feelings I'm sorry we have to do a contest for who's who's gonna be Fitz's next top squad Travis and mini rock-paper-scissors please list why you think we should have you in the session [Laughter] strong boy mini how about you I was also the one that helps ok [ __ ] we all [Laughter] made this thing happen swagger what about you I want my lawyer what you think you were good enough to be in the session I I have a piano [Laughter] using it like it's a Pokemon I loved her picture shalad it's great thank you that's my high school it's my high school graduation photo yeah well your Steam background is Sakura Beach what the [ __ ] I have listen man you don't even want to know how much time I've dumped into that game I can see a hundred is 15 hours what in Sakura Beach are you judging me yes that is exactly what I'm doing how did you accomplish this and Fitz III take Elle's left right and 70 did you just leave it running when you came to Australia or something would you actually sing 115 hours look man that might have happened also I might have not been able to obtain the full quality version of my graduation photo without a watermark I'm the only one I could download watermark was a 35 by 35 image so this is one left after scrolling through the Sakura Beach fan page on the steam community app I am now a fan of Sakura Beach so in their judgement all right great game this game looks fancy this one girl yeah this there's one of them called Momoko who's a little bit of a [ __ ] she's got bolt on I'm not really my type uh-huh kind of like a bimbo we don't need any of those insecure Beach this is a wholesome you know looking through the fan page I've just seen an interesting question posted by a user also wondering the same thing I don't have any idea way to skip the graphic sex scenes we just got a click through them it's just kind of a lot sometimes we in the studio yeah you know that we gonna go away [ __ ] all these hoes yeah got Travis going up to a Maine and I'm like yo boy [ __ ] Charlemagne sipping on champagne can I make it rain I can make this yo brain this [ __ ] like you're better believe I'm a get some [ __ ] all up on they need don't squeeze me alright let's close play he's still bumping he's still popping away I had no idea what it was see how long it takes and what to leave the call what the [ __ ] happened why'd you kill me why'd you kill me it was part of the bid it was good yeah we in the [ __ ] studio it's a man boy Fitz and his bro swagger souls we gotta hit this [ __ ] quick cuz it's lightning around [ __ ] yeah I got an etching you gun scratch that [ __ ] huh got the AWP in my hands got a bit shoddy and she dropping down a pants yah yah yah yah yah anybody else wanna hop on the beat or what could happen again this is some kind of sick [ __ ] joke I can see it yeah you see that you're removing were you on it bad we don't talk about [ __ ] is dropping down Bey pants okay that's all mm keep it Nickelodeon style you know I wanna strip to sound like it could be aired on iCarly and maybe okay RV so like okay well we're gonna need Travis on the beat then I think I think that could hit radio really I feel that my radio just hit me so I guess it was really dropping these rounds that's why you never count your chickens when they're in an egg just make up your own saying you know what they say grizzy the cool kids sit at the back of the bus probably not the best but can't spell Doritos without duh [Laughter] that's like the pen thing where goes [Music] [Laughter] like you're rubbing it in the right spot slap yeah yeah like that oh hey Minnie yeah you wanna vote come absolutely there's no greater sadness nemesis he's experiencing right now looking at the csgo menu screen I had a chance to hang out with my three idols and Jaysh lat and I blew it Mia taught me this song last night on piano you see like it [Laughter] never said the N word don't worry dude I don't trust anyone more than you gonna be hold it for me and words at the end of every sentence I'm so looking forward to I love being around that kind of presence well I I don't know I know me I got hearing from all the way in the back of the bus okay good with those jokes man hey thanks man that's cuz I've been doing this for a little while now I've also jerked off to Jeffrey star so y'all for real not caught up on Shane Dawson series I watched the first one so when I first came out and then I stopped you don't like it he's giving us the fence of high tone right now you wanna know how to instantly seem like a pretentious ass or how whenever anyone asks you anything at all you say wow it's a really good question and then you have a jerk dr. day I think that's a really interesting point I'll tell you why I haven't I find I'm more cognitively able when I don't touch my little peepee for the first five and there's a strict reasoning for this and the reason is that I just feel like I need to earn it so that's me I mean that's a great thing I think that is so important I mean think about every facet of our lives that are just constantly focused on instant gratification is I really think that is so lucid of you Wow and I think what swagger did there really illustrates your point beautifully because that sound we make when were jerking off a little peepee is kind of the embodiment of spiritual enrichment that one has to earn by going through the motions of the day I feel like this is this is like the winneth Paltrow this is the goop PUD see I'm glad you interrupted me because I I was on a tangent and I need to learn I'm so glad you cut up what I was saying it's all you it's all you gotta gun what's the best sauce sorry probably at that time that's what's the best sauce to put on a subway meatball [Laughter] yeah but guys like I definitely I definitely do say the n-word [Laughter] [Music]

Channel: Fitz

Views: 6,919,177

Keywords: fitz, swaggersouls, jschlatt, funny, moments, best, of, contagious, laughter, satire, comedy, csgo, counter, strike, cs, try, not, to, laugh, when, girls, play, voice, chat, freestyle, rap, rapper, hilarious, wholesome, musical, raccoon, eggs, montage, 2019, triggered, cringe, compilation

Id: 21zjFOULjXk

Length: 14min 35sec (875 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 07 2019