CS:GO FOR KIDS

[Music] I'm trained a I'm green day and screen day yeah thank you that was I'm Green Day by Green Day every day thanks very much [Music] there's a button on the drone on the GoPro drone right that says it's like it's a return to me easy landing so you press it if you're not confident then you're able to land I press the button and it flew into a wall yeah there's a button like that on my tears learn when I press it it made me drive through a preschool that's the [ __ ] world [Music] [Applause] [Music] my name is Gabe and I know the homosexual even got gay in my name yeah but if gaben's met is he married is gaming married you don't know actually if Newell is married to Lisa Newell since 1996 and went to the Wikipedia page it's just a picture of Gabe's hand with Lisa drawn on it I'm not doing sex with my wife Lisa I love you because I want you to sex me all the time Wilson's [Laughter] career rope it it's time for a snack you're good that's a good [ __ ] yeah now now are you aware that you've been having sexual relations with your cat yes I am you said that's good [ __ ] and yeah it's a cat always getting pulled over when I'm scuba diving get pulled over while you're scuba diving yeah it's cuz I'm black my eyes your picture is like [ __ ] I said looks like a white Walker [ __ ] looking like Elton John if he was thrown against the wall ready hug he looks like a rich expensive cat typhoon he house has been hopping treating ya hey can I buy a speaking of uh of csgo can I please him a purchase so that they are bola crisis cost 2.4 billion dollars who would pay so much for such a terrible thing oh that's awful who was like ah I want to buy that [ __ ] holy [ __ ] look at the Sun look at this all this hope is that it's doesn't you want it must be like really expensive so it looks really cool oh it's making me good too ah [ __ ] me mine can I take can I take a month off boss no no we were kidding Mira coming up on Christmas I need you guys no good ignores the fact that my voice can go really [ __ ] high my picture it's pretty impressive oh thanks Mike yeah now there's a bit sick oh you were called a good voice for that stuff man can anyone to a jay-z impression how he talks yeah Audemars roly's uber beats to your house dude have you got Boston tonight record oh yeah yeah I get Ethernet I mean yeah it's fast it's cabled yeah like my rod is pretty close to me like literally walking distances in it to the internet right here the only way to be truly truthful is to say that you lie what if his ally to say that you tell the truth what if you want to suck my dick how about that well that'd be a lie can they don't do an impression of Squidward walking really fast postman loan postman loan in his black and white cat I don't think in the morning when the bad lights calling doing drugs with all my stripper friends 69 and 4 I think he knows what he wants a nice family a loving wife a sense of purpose at his life I'm gay no no let's try to recite a poem and this is this guy in the audience he goes I'm gay I bet you're gay because your mother was so aggressively forcing you to do things that you never want to have any form of relations with a woman ever again in your entire life so you force yourself to accept the embrace of a man when really it makes you quiver every time they touch you Jonathan being gay isn't a choice John it's not something that happens through experience it is for me okay whatever floats your boat my god Ben what is the meaning of this groaning shouldn't be aroused but I am it's just too thick sounds like my ex-wife and she was getting the chop what that's very Australian no idea what that pays neither all right down to the abattoirs and she was having a chop asked my dad if I can go to Lebanon next summer and he said no he's just worried that I'm gonna get like chicken kidnapped and like decapitated and that Donald Trump's gonna see my name on the news my Gasol's was a great man the best man he was funny he was cool it was not bad boy yeah how young are you 19 the kind of guy did not ask how old someone is he asked how young they are thanks Jill acquiesce every time someone sees his name is just Miss Pross oh thanks to Rome yeah Thank You Jake like likes thank you to quickie Binks thank you thanks thanks yeah he's right outside there jo Kwon Jae hees right out there yeah nice come on jerk me off he's right outside yeah it's good time yeah I don't think I supposed to hit up the strippers body you're supposed to hit up the strip club hitting up the strippers would be a terrible thing to do yeah that's for basketball players does anyone know why Chris Brown beat the [ __ ] out of the ground the B always kill other parents now they pay the price what if station was just like a really chill dude and he's got the wrong impression nice surfing man thanks bro I learned that from your surf videos is that what's up guys it's Fitz this is how you sir roll if I do say so myself sorry it's mine my name is Monas lon any of you guys saw I think I do but my girlfriend says I do sometimes hmm without you raccoon you have a girlfriend I'll just get it yeah I've actually considered paying a woman to have sex with me just so I could figure out if I snore enough oh my god it's been a brutal stabbing Stacey you know I've been stabbed I can see the person who stabbed you that is two running up ah also been stabbed this is a very dangerous place stage I think we should probably leave 20 bucks a month that's pretty good that's how much rent is right sorry I've always John has no concept of the rule that's like $20 a month yeah I was driving dad's Porsche before and I just you know what it's kind of cool about you guys living close so you guys actually could talk on radio cell phone no cuca we're all we're all [ __ ] warming and why laughter yeah young prostitute what [ __ ] doesn't mean under a young young to you John is under a hitch you're [ __ ] 20 oh yeah good point you're right back my profile picture looks like someone just squeezed my nutsack [Laughter] [Music]

Channel: Fitz

Views: 7,810,398

Keywords: cs, csgo, cs:go, counter, strike, global, offensive, funny, moments, kid, friendly, squeaker, when, girls, play, idiots, improv, trolling, hacker, singing, rage, aussie, matchmaking, ainsley, first, time, derank, deranking, roasted, hilarious, fun

Id: cKop3OmbT4M

Length: 10min 39sec (639 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 05 2017