PUBG FORGOTTEN MOMENTS

[Music] okay Carly comes home when they in Spencer's tainted news why does their mind go there Gary traitor suicide obesity by Carly Oh Carly oh this is what it looks like it's actually an art installation oh okay hey you should uh should talk later I went to the World Trade Center when I was in New York for a night [ __ ] was it scary I was only scared because I thought I might get recognized you said you sounded like a French guy trying to pick up English chick after like learning English for one week this walks up like yeah you're like a words like my outfit no you look like Steve Jobs had sex with Jimmy Iovine that's the exact look I was the exact look I was going for a while yeah I was theme I'm like age-restricted like I wanted to put in your plans Jay can you [ __ ] knock it off for one second please one three enter and what okay yeah look at that hand twisted yeah now look to the right go okay okay looking good ladies yeah yeah okay look to the [ __ ] live now look at the hand alright yeah look at the camera but not quite look up to the top right hi I'm Cheryl the sterile that's what they call me because I can't have kids what a sad disappointment off I've been around like and talking to you when it's dinnertime for years I'm gonna go make a steak I bang a steak because I only cook three meals and all of them recently the set is dinner you like pulls out of frozen hungry min but I have a frozen hungry man in my freezer [ __ ] sadist how do you do that oh yeah I'm sorry I'm trying to figure it out I just don't know what the key is could you tell me what the key is I don't laugh at me come on I want to know how to do an emote all right is it okay yeah alright sorry I was a little aggressive okay that's my bad I just want to know what that yeah I've got it but I would help you just told me okay these guys have to be real close with a car okay I'll come to you all right what is it what is it we're gonna whisper okay death alright alright I'm coming what is it no I'm coming in what's up it's crazy uncle rod how you doing what's up suck yourself calm down Ron get off the [ __ ] ass I'm crazy I was in my truck circus on the [ __ ] skateboard yeah say skateboard and grandmas oh you said yeah my grandma skateboard now so hey be careful grandma you're gonna break a hip that is a reasonable thing to say your grandmother skateboarding then I can't [ __ ] you is good okay not so much you're right mate do you mind yeah I'm all right this cars a little smokey is this okay to drive yeah well there's a date girl on the front seat but you know other than that it's pretty much mostly good of this episode of man vs. bubb's I'm gonna get myself stuck in the middle of a [ __ ] artillery field hey no it's gonna stop why are we running out of the zone oh yeah as I was saying artillery bombs are highly dangerous they could potentially kill me and you're still running out of the zone [ __ ] dammit as I was previously stating artillery bombs are serious the explosion take Joe hi there my name's Gary Coleman are you interested in buying a Gary Coleman grill oh [ __ ] sorry wrong script who the [ __ ] gave me this Deborah here's your proper script sir sorry about that artillery shells are seriously dangerous they could potentially blow me into smithereens [Laughter] to [ __ ] some hot Saudis in the back of my my Jeep Wrangler never say that sentence again what is this it's a plane Smitty v/o literally fly this everyday to work no idea there's been [ __ ] six years in that prison I can understand why it's so good couldn't figure out how to [ __ ] to get out of it I mean you literally have to [ __ ] to get out of it that's the secret you [ __ ] the warden and you [ __ ] your cellmate your cellmate [ __ ] you and then your cellmate becomes your soul mate and then you got love and love is how you get out that or you kill a man and I recommend this job that are you join a gang I want a nurse to give me sake on my pins that's a bit of a bolt request oh we can possibly make that happen 40 grand a minister yeah free University from yeah Ivy League schools some rich as parents stay rich brother I like that [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] we're gonna be together for a long time you and me you know I remember the day I first met you oh [ __ ] not a gasps baby you can walk right there can't you open yourself you [ __ ] know why what'd you say I was a weird sound are you okay but I was trying to burp but I just kind of came out like I I know I filled out of my pants and there's a Jack EULA there I can ride my car with no handlebars it's a steering wheel it doesn't have the other thing whoa really sympathy laughter for that [ __ ] it'll be like 80 with dementia still trying to make the wacky moments just by himself alone in the house [Music] sometimes I'll just be like still talking to you guys even though you guys are like dead or something or just like my nose in huh recording my OBS isn't working hey that's my son you're there for half of his life don't about my afro we'll talk [ __ ] about your afro coming cuz it looks [ __ ] disgusting how'd your parents put you in timeout do they stick you to a slab of velcro okay thank you for the constructive criticism thank you I would go ahead and work on some guy the street thank you I'll take it into account thank you you've got one HP I think I know what I'm doing Robyn [ __ ] Robyn shut the [ __ ] up Robyn I swear to God [Music]

Channel: Also Fitz

Views: 5,588,045

Keywords: PUBG, player, unknown, battlegrounds, funny, moments, satire, voice, chat, comedy, try, not, to, laugh, girls, fun, singing, deleted, scenes, second, channel, rapping, worst, team, ever, fortnite, fitz, swaggersouls, smii7y, kryoz, bloopers, outtakes

Id: bdI8yIK7AFM

Length: 10min 17sec (617 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 05 2018