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is there oh okay that's nice everybody enjoying their meal hey babe yeah how about we take the beer sign down until our guests leave and then we can discuss it no no I'm gonna leave it up I think it ties the whole room together okay Jack thinks Hunter's very talented you know what I don't think he's that good at least he's an artist BFG I'm a screenwriter and I'm a Candle Maker but you don't hear me prank no all you do is you get me to try to work on my rich friends for an investment opportunity man I would love to burn your candles you burn it you buy it oh good I'll be your first customer you're hardly by first don't go see yourself foreign [Music] [Music] politicians are always coming around telling us they're going to fix our schools promising this and that but you Mr Scott you were actually doing it you have taught these kids with hard work that anything is possible you are a Dream Maker and I thank you I thank you ah thank you I thank you I thank you there were a lot of times over the years whereas pressure to get into the drug game but always thought back to my guardian angel gift that you gave so I just want to thank you forgive me the opportunity to go to college educate myself and be and be the next president Obama [Applause] hey I thought you weren't supposed to eat anything for a couple of hours after you've had a crown put in having this new kind of quick drying bonding sounds like a good dentist oh yeah yeah what's his name crentist your dentist name is crentist huh sounds a lot like dentist maybe that's why he became a dentist your teeth let me see him let me see him oh oh you should floss them I'm a magical fairy who floated into your office to bring a little bit of magic into your lives to give you all raises and we are grateful but here's the thing the thing about Tinkerbell gym everyone has to believe in her damn she dies she dies now who here believes in Tinkerbell let's see it show up hands I do huh come on everyone all right guys stop I already spent the money hi come on Jim you're killing her We believe We Believe oh look at this wonderful recognition of Nellie's leadership I believe staying alive staying alive stay alive um by the way how I use my walk I'm a woman's man no time to talk what is it loud women more have been kicked around since I was born when it's all right it's okay you can't live the other way okay you didn't maintain 100 beats per minute and the ambulance didn't arrive because nobody called 9-1-1 so you lost them okay he's dead anyone know what we do next anybody Rose I have no idea anyone else we bury him wrong and check for an organ donor card if he has one we only have minutes to harvest he has no wallet I checked he is an organ donor he is yeah give me some ice in a styrofoam bucket here we go we search for the organs where's the heart the brush the precious heart I'm not feeling well I need to sit down family are you okay oh my God oh my God this is getting more and more delicious wait a minute it's go time hey Nelly I mean I made some soup well I don't want any soup but it's really good oh come on Andy ah Andy we wanted to talk to you a lot of us are very concerned about you you're dirty you stinky booze you're limping inexplicably I just want you guys not to worry because all Annie's gonna be just fine no no see this is what we're talking about I mean what was that accent and last time I checked you were drunk now you're not drunk why you just Dive Right In you know around age 12 I just started going for it [Music] what what happened I fell off the toilet I'm caught between the toilet and the wall what do you need no not you someone else get paid I think Pam's going to want to come into the men's room you're right oh he needs to lift me and they need to clean me up a little bit bring a wet towel Ryan is uh dead no he's not Dad I just saw him no okay can you just get up yourself I he only grilled your foot yeah forget it I'll just get out myself oh oh God how have you decided you all had the linguine red sauce on the side the sauce does not come on the side I will send it back I want garlic bread toasted not burnt if it comes burnt I will send it back okay then and for you sir I will have the gabagool hello what the Gabba ghoul I don't really know what that is I don't I don't I don't have to have what he's trying to say is God bless Google I will have the spaghetti with a side salad okay if the salad is on top I send it back and this next award is going out to our own little Pam Beasley I think we all know what a war Pam is going to be getting this year it is the whitest sneakers award because she always has the whitest tennis shoes on yeah easily ladies and gentlemen oh here we go [Music] okay first off my kids because I couldn't have done it without them let's give Michael a round of applause for emceeing tonight because it's a lot harder and also because of Dwight too um so finally I want to thank God because God gave me this Dundee and I feel God in this Chili's tonight thank you [Laughter] Joanna's as good as rescued where do you suppose all the wig makers of London go to obtain their human hair to you so you think [Music]

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Id: T484MQtyoWk

Length: 9min 58sec (598 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 15 2022