Attempting to Explain All of Kirby Lore in a Single Video
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Channel: The Rpg Monger
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Keywords: Kirby, Lore, Plot, Summary, Timeline, dark matter, zero, nintendo, The Rpg Monger, Nintendo Switch, Switch, rpgmonger, theory, dream land
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Length: 34min 35sec (2075 seconds)
Published: Thu Mar 07 2019
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Can't wait to see all the "BUT YOU DID IT WRONG" comments
Makes it sound like Kirby already lived there when Dedede started stealing food, but he drifted into Dream Land in crisis on a spring breeze, as said in Rainbow Curse.
Using words like 'a member of Dark Matter' and saying it broke away from Zero's control is inaccurate with the advent of Star Allies. All that is said is that Gooey is made of the same stuff as Dark Matter but without an evil spirit. That's a huge difference in this series now more than ever.
Meta Knightmare of Nightmare in Dream Land was the first game where you could play as Meta Knight, not Meta Knightmare Ultra.
A Nova is a mistranslation, just as Nightmare in Dream Land said "The Nightmares".
Well, alright, you said 'well maybe it's a translation error', well then maybe you should've checked if it was indeed a translation error if you were going to make a video on it. They're already called Clockwork Stars, why would they both be called Novas as well? So one of the Novas is called Star Dream and the other is called Galactic? Just... Galactic? I hope it's clear how stupid that sounds.
Heavily modified it into a weapon? How about you don't insert your fan theories into the video? He says the ship 'can fight if it needs to', and that 'he gave it a few upgrades'. Why the hell would he steal a random ass ship and put weapons on it? Why would a ship called a Starcutter not have any offensive capabilities? Plus, literally all the things it uses to fight are integral to its design.
...Did... Did you seriously just tell us that because something was named paradise, it was not intended for battle? Did you miss that Magolor, Japanese name Mahoroa, is literally named after Mahoroba, an old Japanese term for Paradise? Did you miss that Morpho Knight is the butterfly of paradise? Did you miss that the theme of the Three Mage Sisters are about how they want to find peace and happiness? Did you miss that Star Dream's one goal was prosperity?
And oh, the same power that made the Lor also made the Star Rods and the Clockwork Stars, huh? Funny how one's a magic wand weapon that combines with itself to make a battleship and the other appeared twice as endgame bosses. But no, obviously the Lor was never meant to fight.
"Landia's nullifying effect on it"
Stop π with π the π headcanons π
"There's no doubt that the crown is sentient"
No, it's likely the crown is sentient. And despite that likelihood when the game came out, it basically went in the trash, because the developers later said the crown just malfunctioned from the power of Kirby's super abilities, as if it was just a piece of technology.
"Another what-if scenario that shows what would happen if King Dedede climbed the Dreamstalk instead of Kirby"
Sounds more like it happens after the main story to me.
"Fragments of him remain forever trapped blah blah blah"
No, the game explicitly says Haltmann is completely erased when you destroy all the pillars.
...I'm sorry, is he saying Hyness's people came long after Void was sealed?
Taranza wants to revive Sectonia?
That's actually been my headcanon. But, as I just said, HEADCANON. There's evidence that points towards it, but he's shown none of it. You can't just say that like it's fact.
He's going to the alter, because he wants to 'reach that bright light', and he's hoping for a 'true miracle'.
And a more important thing I want to say. He's mixing things up. Guest Star is a separate idea from the main game. He says the game explains why these characters are helping out, but he gives the reasonings from the Guest Star descriptions. Guest Star is another story from the main game, like Dededetour, Meta Knightmare Returns, etc. In the main mode and its accompanying descriptions, those are these characters helping Kirby. In Guest Star, these characters are the ones going out themselves.
So in the true canon, Taranza is searching for a new queen, while in Guest Star, he's trying to revive Sectonia.
In the real canon, Marx will do whatever as long as he can eat.
In the Guest Star canon, he sensed danger himself and decided to fight it.
In all the 'normal' Guest Stars, its clear this is a specific instance, while in the main story, Bugzzy's are just a species of enemies Kirby befriend, which make no sense with Guest Star pause descriptions. Such as how Guest Star's Como is an exceptional member nominated by the rest of his race to go out
How does he come to the conclusion that the Ancients ever coexisted? The way Hyness talks about it makes it sound like they were always ostracized.
Also, interviews say Hyness was a good leader up until he finally got the Jamba Heart, which was the start of his descent to madness.
"Take her own life by being struck by lightning"
Literally shows the text that says she was climbing a tower in desperation, "only to be struck by lightning"
Not even trying to disguise your headcanon as fact this time I guess?
...Maybe I'm conking out, but was Seventopia another dimension? I thought it was just a distant set of planets in the same dimension.
Hyness falls into another dimension in the end of Guest Star, not at the end of the main story. I also highly doubt that when it says 'the darkness has left its master' that its talking about Void rather than Hyness's own powers going out of control, especially considering how the Spears of Heart completely shatter the Jamba Heart.
Alright, seems like he absolutely does not understand Morpho, and decided to say 'we don't know' rather than try to explain him, which is better than spouting misinformation.
Whenever something dies, the butterfly of paradise comes on its judgement day. After repeatedly hearing cries for life caused by Galacta Knight, it absorbed negative energy to become Morpho Knight, the knight of the underworld. This is what its Japanese pause description says. So, I am pretty certain it did not absorb Galacta Knight. It absorbed the negative energy in those killed by Galacta Knight, and came to kill Galacta Knight. This should be clear as when Galacta Knight is dissolved, he dissipates away from the butterfly, not into it.
Oh god, not a Woolie recommendation again. Woolie is horrible. He's the Game Theory of explaining lore. He makes stuff up for the sake of presentation. The point of his videos is presentation, not accuracy, just like Game Theory. Please no.
Alright. Decent video. 79/100
Ow.. when did I get hit in the thumbnail? x_x