Asmongold Reacts to "ALL FFXIV Mounts & How to Get Them!" By Zepla

this is a video that people have asked me to watch is this it right here all final fantasy mounts and how to get them is this it okay here we go hey buttons today i'm taking on the mountainous task of showing you how to get every single mount in final fantasy 14. remember that to mount up at all you'll need to have done the quest my little chocobo at level 20. and that's after you pick a grand company if you see this symbol my little straightaway so you might be able to find it on the marketboard if amount is an achievement reward you'll need to pick it up from jonathas near abkhalu falls in gardenia i'll also talk about mounts that are no longer obtainable at the end of this video all right first stop gold saucer here you'll play mini games to get a special currency called mgps you can trade for mounts and other loot here are the various mounts and their costs okay wait holy [ __ ] that's cool that's a big boy [Music] so you can get wait what the [ __ ] wait this is a mount how do you ride her oh never mind oh man i thought the girl was the mount man that's some damn dude bro that's some that's [ __ ] they had to play me like that okay [Music] okay what the [ __ ] oh that's cool that looks like the monsters in doom what the [ __ ] those are actually bad ass what the hell is this it's cactus jack holy [ __ ] this is actually wait and you're on his shoulder you can ride this around what the hell it's a cactar next up pvp now as long as you are above level 30 you are good to pvp everybody's stats in hp are equalized right so gear and levels beyond 30 don't matter pvp is a great way to get mounts such as the aerodynamics system this comes from winning 100 fields of glory front line pvp matches to get the achievement in a blaze of glory five next you can get the gloria class airship by winning 200 meters that's not an airship that's an a that that's like an air like a little baby baby airplane what is how is this it was just an airplane for ants look at it they're so small it's a hobby yeah this is a little hoverboard what the hell is this of the feast the logistics system mount is awarded when you win to okay thank i'm so happy to see this so it's not just blizzard that does recolors this is literally a recolor of the blue one so it's it's not just it's not just blizzard everybody does it yes final fantasy does it too you've got the the blue star and you've got the death star good frontline matches with the same grand company magitek avenger is from winning rival wings 100 times wow avenger a1 is obtained by winning hidden gorge 100 times tech sky armor costs 20 000 wolf marks from the storm sergeant school's den provisioner at the wolves den pier that is really you can get wolf marks just by participating in pvp the safeguard system is obtained by winning 100 of frontline matches the serpent war steed is from winning 100 frontline matches with order of this win that one sucks for the storm more steed you'll need to win 100 frontline matches with the maelstrom for the flame more steed you'll need to win 100 frontline matches with the immortal flames and for construct seven you'll need to win 100 onsol jacquere matches and i just want to add that in the course of me making this video and getting all the footage that i needed of the different pvp mounts um all of the people that i met from the pvp wait it is like gmod this actually is just like gmod what the [ __ ] i i think gmod looks way cooler than that one okay i'm gonna be honest i think gmod looks way [ __ ] cooler however um it's a hundred victories i'd have to farm the [ __ ] out of that one you can get this mountain yeah extremely nice way out of their way to help me find the mounts that i needed to record and they were just super cool overall they told me to send people over to the pv paisa discord server which is like the balance but for pvp okay with a bit of guidance from them you might rank top 100 and get yourself a menacious mount those mounts will be released to the top 100 players per data center after the current season ends and will not be obtainable after that the mentor roulette is a special duty roulette that you'll unlock by being a pve mentor and completing every dungeon trial guildhust and rey so they have the mentor system in final fantasy wait did wow take this from final fantasy damn well they should have done it better because like the wow version sucks piers in mentor roulette i'll put a complete list of the content you need to complete to unlock mentors but if you do it 2 000 times then you will get the astro holy [ __ ] it's a unicorn it's a [ __ ] unicorn dude what the hell that's crazy is it it's a it's a pegasus unicorn pegasus it looks pretty great but i asked the person who was posing for this how long it took them to get the astro and they said they did mentor roulette all day every day for a year so you betta stroke in for a grind every tank can get a basic mount and an armored version of it so for warriors i want to say right here if you look at tanking classes every time these are for alpha males okay and so you look at the these are the alpha male classes tanks are obviously the alpha male class these are the coolest mounts you have look at that tiger look at the saber-tooth tiger he this guy he's on steroids like this the tiger works out it's not just a guy the tiger does too look at that bear look at that [ __ ] what even is that that's like a like a [ __ ] legendary pokemon at the bottom right i think it can get a basic mountain and an armored version of it so warrior there's a war bear and battle bear that's badass battle lion the dark knight the war panther and battle panther wait that was the one i was going to play was dark knight wasn't it because it that's the one that has like the big sword that can it fly can that mount fly yes holy [ __ ] all mounts fly how the [ __ ] is this gonna fly please explain to me how this flies because it couldn't even evolve enough to stay alive until whenever we're here oh it's magic gun breaker the war tiger and battle tiger damn that's badass paladin and dark knight's first mount the ones with achievements that say high level duties i'm gonna get that can be farmed on anything level 50 plus that's extreme or savage i'm going to get that a solo garuda x and sync would work i i will get that announced for that and both gun breaker kitties will require i think that the armored version sucks i like the unarmored version the unarmored version is like the last phase in a boss fight whenever he's like at full power and he's fighting for his life this for this is like the first part of the boss fight where like he just easy mechanics that are you know not that hard to avoid but like nah i i don't give a [ __ ] about that i want to get the [ __ ] the unarmored version i think it looks way more badass fire at level 16 content or or lovely roulette that's so bad why did those beauty roulettes have bonus active so if you want to grind for the armored tank mounts or for the two sabretooth tigers farming stormblood trials unsynced would be a pretty effective way to do that and to collect totems for dogs which i will get to in a minute there's the unicorn which comes from this one's for girls this is not for me like can we please get back can we please get back to the [ __ ] bears that are on steroids that have like five tails coming out of them and they're on fire like what is this i i'm not i'm not the target audience for this okay level 30 conjurer class quest unicorn power and the marble which is a reward for the true blue achievement this is a pretty tough one requiring that you clear turn five of the binding coil of bahamut turn four of second coil of bahamut turn for a final coil of bahamut burden of the father's side it's a piranha the sun savage and soul of the creek look at the guy's face he's like yeah yeah bro it is what it is man yeah bro it is what it is this guy's yeah he's cold chilling now i i think it's not a tentacle monster right it's not like that if it was there'd be there's something holding the cat only party synced that's badass silence echo turned off that's really cool that's a cool ass [ __ ] thing no joke you'll need a dedicated group for these and so i'm going to leave some blue mage raiding discords in the description box below if you're ready to take on what i've been referring to on stream is project hentai good luck and finally yeah we're gonna do that that sounds like something that i'm interested in doing uh yeah so we'll try that and we'll see what it is project hentai yeah so uh i do want to announce uh that i will be playing this game uh quite quite soon uh turns out there's some new information that's come to light that has made me uh feel like it's a little bit more uh more pressing for me to more pressing for me to insert myself into this game the jobs category if you get all battle jobs to level 80 you will get an omaro mount it's basically level until you can say i'm a wrong stupid [ __ ] who the [ __ ] wants this piece of trash look at this stupid [ __ ] mouth job's still level next up recruiter how much of an idiot you have to be a ride that stupid [ __ ] dumb bird around a stupid ass [ __ ] that's like a scuffed chompy dark knight's not available until heavensward listen bro like you gotta understand something what do you think i do whenever i stop streaming oh wow you're gonna have to put 50 hours into this great i can do that in two days that's nothing friend to join the game by sending them your recruit a friend code they can only redeem it after buying the game and within their first free 30 days of play time if they redeem your code and then subscribe for 90 days yeah after their first 30 days you'll get a draft jacob in the mail oh it's a two-seater okay uh that's kind of cool i like that that's all right do remember that that 90 days that they pay for does not include the first or free 30 days that they got for buying the game if you recruit one friend you will get five gold chocobo feathers if your friend subscribes for 150 days you will get five gold chocobo feathers and gold chocobo feathers can be traded for mounts so there's the mana garm which costs eight feathers what's this it looks like diablo with a small head hey guys i'm the lord of terror it's it's like a [ __ ] small headed diablo what the [ __ ] brother this is a loser mount i don't want to look at this guy anymore the guy looks like a [ __ ] dumbass looks like a [ __ ] let's look at the next one you wash your hands nah bro why would i wash my hands dude i got a clean dick i never wash my hands because i never get my hands dirty i never get my dick dirty either actually not ma actually that doesn't no i don't mean no uh all right let's watch the video man shut up shut the [ __ ] up you save him because it's ugly i think he's [ __ ] ugly the two-seater amber drop this is stupid cause eight gold feathers i thought amber meant yellow but it's red i don't know why and twin tonia costs 15 gold feathers so good luck recording no [ __ ] way no [ __ ] why what the [ __ ] 15. holy [ __ ] that's so badass that's a lit that's a little mouth the old featherstone the swirly thing around his neck is kind of stupid but like the yeah that's a straight-up dragon main story quest will award you you know what makes me mad about wow is like the fact that they only let you ride on drakes it's like they're like oh it's a bronze drake oh it's the red drake it's the emerald drake [ __ ] i want a dragon i want a [ __ ] i want a full grown big ass [ __ ] like where you're on it i want to be like this where's that where's like uh i'm not fine i can't find it man i can't find it so i want to be like this i want to be like this and i'm the whole mount is i'm the whole mount and i'm riding and i'm the raccoon right and and i'm the dragon too and i'm i'm falling off give me a minute but you see what i'm saying so like it's me like and that's how big it is and like i'm on a i'm that dragon and i'm flying around with the raccoon on my back that's actually me but i'm a dragon with several mounts just for playing through it the first one you get is your first mountain the company chocobo this is how you do your own reborn story quest pick a grand company and pay company seals for a checkerboard license you can decorate your company chocobo with various fun chocobo bardings but there's wait so they could do wait so you were able to do the same thing that i said that wow should do with mounts where you have like base mounts and you can put special [ __ ] on the mount so this literally has the thing that i want wow to have only chocobos that's fine can you give it a like a like a strap-on dick is there something like that you could give it on yes a lot of them and that's kind of beyond the scope of this video the magitek armor comes from the realm reborn mate's request the ultimate weapon the black chocobo comes from the heavens you just don't skip over that mainstream request does that do damage ultimate weapon that's really cool from the heavensward main story quest divine interest mana cutter comes from the heavens holy [ __ ] look at that word made for requests into the earth midgard stormer from the heavensward main story quest fetters of lament what y'all from stormblood's main story quest in the footsteps of barbara yeah this one's dumb so just another reason for you actually no it's not that's really cool to do the main story dungeon is one of my favorite activities in the game and it's a great way to get some super rare amounts deep main story best fetters look at that and that's a giant ass massage look at that what is this the yule from stormblood's main story quest in the footsteps of bardum the brave yeah just another reason for y'all to do to do it oh the y'alls deep dungeon is one of my favorite activities in the game and it's a great way to get some super rare amounts if you're committed to it there are two types of deep dungeon in the game currently palace of the dead which you can unlock from the level 17 side quest the house that death built in new gradania you can obtain a disembodied head mount wait that's actually really cool what the [ __ ] that's badass yeah it's like a dark souls mount or some [ __ ] ten gal morin potts shirts you get one gal more and pot shirt for clearing floor 50 of palace of the dead and the pot shirts have a random chance to drop from bronze coffers anywhere in pals of the dead also in palace of the dead you can get a knight pegasus this one honestly looks like trash like this actually looks like dog [ __ ] like i would i would turn in currency to not have this i would turn it i would be like please do not do not put this upon me do not inflict me with this illness do not hurt me with this thing you can sell it good i'm gonna sell it for free this drops from gold trimmed sacks which come from floors 151 to 200 but you will need a dedicated group of the same four people like a mini mini static of four people to go with you from 151 to 200 it might take you a couple of days and you will probably need to read up about the monsters in there because once you die it resets you it's like game over you gotta start over that's not anyway have fun don't die also there's heaven on high that's a deep dungeon added in storm blood you unlock with a level 61 quest knocking on heaven's door in the ruby sea okay the dutto is heaven on high's version of night pegasus i suppose what the [ __ ] is this dude what the [ __ ] is this dude look at that that's a chunker it drops from platinum haloed sacks which are obtained in floors to progress through on your save each time you reach floor 100 you will get an empyrean relic damn we'll give it a 4 100 four separate times and you can trade your four imperium reliquaries to the confederate npc for four empyrean accessories equip them and talk to him again and he will give you the mount next up raid and dungeon drops now there's only one mount that drops from a dungeon that is the magitek predator it has a chance to drop from zenos in the alamigo dungeon now so this is literally a gmod this mount is literally a g mod straight it is a straight up new g mod oh god oh [ __ ] you god dude all right all right all right it's more like shred yeah whatever all the rest of the mounts that i'm gonna mention in this section are raid mounts that have a 100 chance to drop they're all guaranteed to drop and depending on when you're watching this video after it was released some of the raids may be easier than they are now so wait a minute so like if y'all said about master lute does it drop for one person or does it drop for everybody okay can you masturbute that [ __ ] to yourself is that right is that right huh let's see what we're going to be able to get i i sure hope i i i'll get a higher roll i get a higher i can't even say it i sure hope i get a high roll on the item any of these mounts unsynced recently leave a comment saying how hard it was and how many people you needed or if you needed to know any mechanics just to help your fellow mount hunters with the most up-to-date information possible that's cool alexander oh that was that one ball what the hell is this that's cool oh look at that it's what the hell that's honestly bro this is some [ __ ] scuffed ass comic that thomas the tank engine [ __ ] like what is this what's this [ __ ] what arnold the the airplane the [ __ ] what does this guy even look like this is our it's like corky yeah what the [ __ ] the darkmoon dariable bro this looks like what is that this looks like it's straight this is like a bad guy in a pixar movie he's got minions as pontoons what is this man not about it that's cool that's cool i like that okay that is badass damn wait what the wait you can have other people in the mount so you can have other people in this mount that's a four-seater mount that's bad that damn that's bad i like that that's cool that's really cool beast thanks for a hundred dollars thank you man rama eden's verse what the so it's zeus but he's a centaur with wings wait a minute the player isn't the nine-year-old anime girl is it oh my god that's me oh god okay [Music] wow that is really cool though trial amounts and for trial amounts unlike the raid mounds they do not have a guaranteed chance to drop they have a rare chance to drop from the boss itself i'm familiar with every time you kill the boss you get a totem which you can eventually trade in to an item exchange npc for the mounts you can trade in 99 totems or amount okay that's cool takes a couple of major content patches after that trial boss was released before you can actually buy the mount with totems so with all of that said here are the trial mounts and where they drop okay let's see them that's stupid that's so dumb i don't even want to look at that that's the dumbest mount i've ever seen my whole life that's the dumbest this is the second dumbest mound i've ever seen in my whole life this is so stupid like these unicorns are dumb as hell what is this epona what what what's it what's this e ponies [ __ ] going on oh it's vaporeon that's great [Music] that yeah these suck thank god they're hard to get apparently i'm glad i'm glad uh this is just they're all just recallers all right that's that's that that one's badass that that that yeah okay that that's that's that that one's it yeah that one's what it's about man that zapdos yeah what the hell this is cool that's really cool with a stupid little red horn man yeah right no dude okay the red one is cool yeah i guess i'm about the red one that's cool damn actually that one looks really nice what the hell yeah what do you guys think about that one i feel like the design on that looks really good no it's not just because it's purple it's because it looks cool what do you mean yeah it looks cool guys like stop it's not just because it's purple but it does help that it's purple yeah it does help yo dab him thanks for 100 appreciate it man thank you people are popping off thank you guys that's cool wait this is like the heart of the aspects wait so this is like wait so you don't this is the heart of the aspects but you don't buy it on the store so realistically realistically just be honest with me guys could i get this mount could i get this mount yes e i could get it easy i could get it super easy so do they have mounts in final fantasy that are like the mounts that like they look so badass and they're so cool and they can you guys 20 people can ride on the mount and and it's like a [ __ ] really cool and it's big and it's like super hard to get because like that's what i want to see i want to see like the [ __ ] the mega dick mounts like this one is so badass though this is actually really cool wow this is dumb this is dumb this is honestly this is so dumb this is this is from deviantart i saw this yeah this is from db this is from deviantart cerberus no it's not servers got three [ __ ] heads bro like what the [ __ ] do you mean like that's not cerberus this is just spot yeah these are dumb that one does look cool to be fair that one doesn't cool all right nope nope [Music] what the [ __ ] damn yeah damn bruh that's like a uh it reminds me of the demon of hatred in sakiro that's so cool man small head though that's okay man that's totally okay that's so badass see this mount i like a lot this is an actual cool [ __ ] mountain you need to get so i have to collect all the all the other mounts in order to get this one so it's like the [ __ ] emerald drake and you like awake the drake's achievement in wow it's the same thing bro that's so badass that's that's so cool i like it yeah [Music] that is cool too this is actually really cool uh what really kills it for me is the face look at his face bro it looks like he got plastic surgery like he got botox he's like this dude he like he like he got his face like this he got like it's all the way up against the [ __ ] face like this that's the way it looks man it looks weird as hell innocent this one looks stupid oh that looks cool but look at his face man he's got no pixels on his face that one's cool i like that one's way cooler that's actually badass with like the effect and everything but like what's so weird to me is like look at that character man that's like the character at the beginning of legend of zelda ocarina of time this is like the little girl that link talks to and she's like oh sorry i've gotta my mom wants me to plant flowers wait what is this bro like it's it's cute nah man it's weird like i don't want to see some [ __ ] six-year-old anime girl riding on a dragon like the guy that needs to be riding on dragon needs to be like at least 250 [ __ ] solid muscle huge beard a giant like [ __ ] dragon slayer great sword just right now no no no [ __ ] gnomes that's their stup gnomes are stupid man no i don't want gnomes in the game to get rid of them i don't want gnomes now for the b-stride mounts as before i'll be separating the tribes by expansion and i'll show where you can unlock those tribes and what reputation you need to get their mount wait what i really like this mount wait what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] no way look at it dude look how wide he is look how wide he is oh my god that's actually cool too i like this damn okay [Music] okay this one looks kind of stupid i don't even know what this is what even is this [Music] what the hell is this what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is this wait bro this is a dan that's literally a dandelion the only good thing about this mount is you get to look up her skirt like that's the only good thing about what oh you're going to literally you're going to fly around on a dandelion like that's it look at this look at this it's not a mailman it glows yeah of course it glows it's a dandelion they glow on their own [Music] yeah that's the only good thing about it that's literally the only good thing stripe ray wait is it it's soundless yo it's soundless oh my god look at it what the [ __ ] [Music] oh oh whoa okay all right so the elephant is really cool but it's dumbo yeah true see like this in my opinion i think this is stupid but i don't like how the how the elephant can fly well i don't care if it's a magic elephant this got helium in his in his horns and so he gets to fly i it's magic i'm just i just i think it's like it is crazy man you can fly around on an elephant you fly around on an elephant dude how are you gonna fly around on an elephant is too fat he don't have any wings even dumbo doesn't dumbo have wings dumbo has wings doesn't he he has ears so where's this is he are here his ears aren't even moving [Music] he's not even flapping his ears [Music] so that's the way the griffins look like it yeah i i don't know about that man this griffin looks weird look at his neck his face me coach wait what the hell that's actually yeah i like this this is cool it's like xerxes in uh in 300. yeah yeah a little slave mount exactly okay see this one makes sense like i'm okay with this one even though it's a pig i'm totally okay with this one because you can clearly see that it's using like its ears to fly right like it makes sense this is a yeah this is an actual [ __ ] because it makes it this is cool even though i'm not gonna be riding this [ __ ] right but like it's it's just it's a little bit much man it is a little bit mud yeah pigs can fly horses can fly yeah but they're magic because they have like weird [ __ ] around them yeah that's cool what the hell [Music] oh mike what the [ __ ] next up hunts these are different world bosses that you'll need a big group to take down to find such a group and to know when the bosses are up i recommend you join the centurio hunt discord server that's cool i've got it set up to ping me anytime there's an s rank and that's pretty cool to unlock hunts for all expansions you'll need to make sure you've done all the quests that i'm showing on screen now you can pause it if you need to and really you shouldn't miss the opportunity to do the best named quest in the game what is it the wyvern is sold for six clan mark logs you get the clan mark logs for 500 centurio seals each from artelane no actually i don't know i kind of like him in a way because he's unique he's like he's like he's like if wawa luigi was a mount in foundation you'd then trade the clan mark logs to bertana and idol abstract the centurio tiger comes from killing 3 000 a ranks and 2 000 s ranks yeah that's the thing you got game the triceratops is from killing two thousand a ranks and one thousand springs zones nah man look at that bro what the [ __ ] killing two thousand a ranks and one thousand s ranks in norwant bro what the [ __ ] how'd he do that how he do that magic nah bro well you can't use magic for everything you can't use magic for anti-gravitational tech nah bro it's not how are we going to do that how malmos fight what the how are you going to do with flying around what he does like at least give him like if you're going to have some mount at least give him like a jet pack on like his tail or something that's why it's just like it i don't know it's weird man and forgiven reticence is purchased from zile at the crystarium or ilfroy at yulmore for 3200 sacks of nuts you can get your hands on some nut sacks by killing elite marks sort of related to hunts wait should you say nuts nut sacks [ __ ] 200 sacks of nuts you can get your hands on some nut sacks that's good okay so this mount is it just it looks like it's missing a little bit too many pixels i'm gonna be honest that's a go that's not true by killing elite marks sort of related to hunts are special fates that are big bosses that appear very rarely you can also track these through the centurio hunt discord server ixian is a mound purchased with 12 ixan horns the horns are obtained from the rare fate a horse outside in the logs that what is this dude this mount you know what it looks like to me it's like have you guys ever done like had uh if you ever have like written text in photoshop and then you have the different filters that you put on the text and there's like the list of them and you check every filter that's this mount it's got every filter on it's it's the god of all unicorns is that right bro this is the god of everything look at him i don't even know what it is it like it drops see the thing is this is this does look cool like to be honest this does look cool but like it's like the yellow [ __ ] on the horn man does he really need so he if he's a unicorn why's he got a horn like an like a reindeer he's a liger that's not real that's in napoleon dynamite man like wait no they are real never mind i learned that they are real yeah i guess this does look cool first outside in the lungs i want to see how the iron frog mover is purchased from fat hard with 12 formidable cops it's a robot from the rare fate a finale most formidable in collusion that's a cool like station is a place where you can shop for a bunch of mounts one way to do that is by marrying another player you'll both need to buy the gold or platinum eternal bonding plan in the mog station do the ties that bind quests and you'll get the bird hopefully your partner will also give you the bird when they find out you married them just for a chicken the rest of the station mounts are from the optional items section or from upgrading it's for a chicken can you you can probably marry a dude right if you're a dude you marry another dude so but all right so but what happens if they get divorced who gets them out does the girl get them out you both get it no does the girl get them out what is it you both get them out you keep it she takes some mountain etiquettes hopefully your partner will also give you the bird when they find out you married them just for a chicken the rest of the mock station mounds are from the optional items section or from upgrading to collector's editions okay okay this is some [ __ ] bro this this was designed by chris chan this is like like [ __ ] nine tails plus pikachu it's sauna pikachu what the [ __ ] is this what what is this i don't even know this is so dumb oh my god oh my oh my god guys [Music] she whoa look at that that's like a super vulture wait that's actually really cool what the hell oh this is really that's i like this what the it's literally called fatter cat so a chunker becomes a mount oh my god man they know their player base yeah i know these are the same kinds of people like these are the people that play the game that they like chonkers a storm out indigo whale wait um how are you gonna fl how how's the whale fly guys how does the whale fly magic not bro you can't just say everything is because of magic can you it's actually in the story so wait and this is a this is a mount that you can buy on the store right this is a this is a store mount so you can literally whales can buy whales no joke like like no [ __ ] this is actually what it is oh my god wow magic carpet okay no no panda [Music] what wait what what bro like what what bro like he he shoots out bananas and he's got a rainbow circle underneath him oh my god that's grass yeah sure it's grass maybe it's bamboo look look at this this is ridiculous that's ridiculous man what are these are they healeys god damn that's badass too that is cool oh my god okay okay yeah that see this is uh so they literally have like a motorcycle what i like about it is like that yeah i'm not it this is a little bit too weeby for me i would say so uh 30 yeah this [ __ ] yeah it's 30 dollars like these are like all store mounts so like who gives a [ __ ] you know it's not that big of a deal and i do want to say whenever i finish this video whenever i finish this video we're doing a giveaway we are doing a giveaway for this video after this video i mean uh this actually looks badass it's too bad it's a storm out i'm not gonna buy any [ __ ] store mounts yeah i'm not gonna buy any of that [ __ ] white devils it's called a white devil oh [ __ ] okay um what what a [ __ ] brother what what the [ __ ] brother spriggan stone that's really cool wow oh my god look at that wow jesus what is this the bernstein bears and he throws okay to be honest that is really cool he throws presents that have like that is badass okay oh oh in that in that in that real cute huh in that real oh that's so cute this is bro what the [ __ ] what is this dude what is what is it what's his face oh my god what is that that's a chonka bow it's a [ __ ] chonka bow look at that it's like i feel like some of these yeah it's a big [ __ ] that's a big old fat [ __ ] it is like and like wait a minute so it's like because over there like this game isn't made in america so like they're not like offended by everything so they literally have a fat guy basically that you have to make him run around by putting food in front of them look because you have him jump up he's like give me that food i'm hungry look at this look at this little beefy boy look at oh give me that cake please please give me that kelp look look at man come on come on you can do it oh oh come on oh there's the cake wait a minute so he's only actually flying for the cake so if you give him a salad he's not even gonna get his wings out but you gotta put out the cake for him and that's whenever he really goes to work damn that's [ __ ] up oh my god look at him i think their griffins look dumb i don't like the griffins they remind me of the old gauntlet grip a plesiosaur oh what holy [ __ ] it's a fl it's a flying nessie holy [ __ ] it's lapras yeah exactly lapras like all all storm outs yeah yeah it's unfortunate but i get this one is really cool to be fair this one's definitely really cool i like it what about the next one that reminds me of like the tourists the ones from the necro award yeah this is like the neko award ones oh what the hell let's talk crafting and gathering now there's a couple mounts that you can just straight up craft like the flying chair which is crafted by an alchemist requires eight clouds breath and one riviera armchair how's it gonna fly how's the mount how's the mountain gonna fly how's the chair gonna fly how's that happen magic bro you can't guys come on how's it gonna [ __ ] look just why don't you say like that it's got that oh there's there's helium in the cushions or something like that or like there's actually like there's miniature there's like hummingbirds inside of the chair that whenever you sit in a chair the hummingbirds are like oh [ __ ] it's time to go to work and then they fly right like what what do you how do you guys come up with this it says it's complicated bro yeah right yeah right dude there is the magic bed crafted by a carpenter which requires three enchanted elm lumber four undyed velveteen and four clouds breath and there is the high bodice which you get by scoring at least 10 000 points on an ocean fishing trip ocean fishing being a new feature that was added then there's sky builder scripts so you can collect sky builder scripts by crafting items for ishgard restoration the pegasus costs 4 200 sky builder scripts it's also sometimes available to get in moogle treasure trove events that actually the albino caracal costs 8 400 sky builder strips it's the schlatt mount ufiti costs eight thousand it's just it's a slap mount man sky builders move events look at that the albedo 8 400 sky valley i do i like this one the uffiti costs 8 400 sky builders this is harambe you have to um you have to kill a gorilla in order to get that mount that's the way it works you have to yeah you have to kill a gorilla and the doll mill is a possible reward from the cupola fortune mini game in the firmament the hell there's also the terran which requires you to earn 500 000 points towards your skyward score as every disciple of the hand and land this is an absolutely monumental agreement and i it's okay anyone that would have this mount that i could record for footage for this video wait a minute with the help of a friend who speaks in japanese i hopped over to the only wait so is this mount like so why is this mount so hard to get is it hard to get because it's like a special like ju it's like a jumping puzzle thing it's a it's a massive grind oh oh it's a grind okay never may have to craft forever it takes nine years to do yeah thank god it's not that cool person that i knew had it in the entire world a person on a jp server and um they put up with me allowing me to get a bit of footage of the tyrannodon so i'm happy to show that footage to you now that is cool that's not worth that much time though okay okay cool who's the girl next up eureka eureka is it's a special set of zones with tough monsters in it and an independent leveling system that was introduced in stormblood i'm gonna direct you to a discord for this one as well which i will drop in the description box below tyrannosaur drops in a nemo's via nemo's lock boxes see this is the same [ __ ] thing that i was talking about with the with the [ __ ] drakes dude it was the same [ __ ] thing because look you get to ride on these little little [ __ ] baby dick raptors you know but you never get to ride on a tyrannosaurus like and and he doesn't fly like there's no way he gonna fly like i swear to god if he flies don't you [ __ ] fly i nemo's fates don't you [ __ ] fly the eld thor that's what i thought yeah yeah he can nah nah he can't how would he fly man look that was a that was actually a really cool mount i like that this one is cool too i i really like this mount drops from gold bunny chests from bunny face he's just like the other guy the other absolutely the eureka petrol drops from gold bunny chests from bunny fates in high dados and demi osman okay drops from the final boss of baldessian arsenal in high dados dude that's really good that is a 56 man raid it's gonna take wait did you say 56 man raid oh wait wait one second in high dottos and that is a 56 man raid it's gonna take a bit of organization and work with other players to get next up airship expedition dude that's badass it's easy i bet it probably that's [ __ ] cool why 56 because 56 divided by 2 is 53 which is a prime number additions there's only one mount for this because kind of a miscellaneous category you get a zoo for one iron voyage spoil at all this is like the other taker in any housing district you get the iron voyage spoil by sending your free company's airship on an expedition to sector 24. next player commendations you get 500 commendations from other players you'll get a gilded magic and the parade chocobo is rewarded for getting 3 000 player accommodations oh wait that wait the chocobo is actually no way so they they really just went all the way with this they said he doesn't even fly for lettuce but you get a cake out and this [ __ ] is going to go all the way to the moon he's a chunker yeah this is great for getting 3 000 player accommodations achievement points is another way to get mounts you'll need to talk to jonathas in gradient near abkhalu falls to exchange your points for achievement certificates which you can then exchange for mounds this is also the npc you'll need to talk to to get mounts that you've earned from different achievements here are all the mounts you can buy with achievement certificates uh what the hell is this what is this what is it a claw machine you know if they wanted to make it realistic they'd have it drop you halfway whenever you're up in the air because that's what happens like and you know what i mean like you ever had those claw machines back whenever you were a kid and you'd get like the good toy and like somebody else would [ __ ] do it and it would like go and it would like grab it and it would be like this you'd see some other kid they'd be like it like grabs it's like yep all right there it is and you get it and then somehow whenever you go to get yours it's like this it's like just all right let me try and try to get one come on all right one more okay that's another quarter all right one more come on and then sometimes they go oh you know what i've had that happen to me like 50 [ __ ] times at gotti town man [ __ ] cotty town buffet pizza they stole my goddamn money they stole my they stole my dad's money to be fair my mom's money but did you get it in the end [ __ ] no i didn't get it in the end hell no i want to go play jurassic park i'm not going to waste my money on that [ __ ] ready thanks for a hundred dollars appreciate that man thank you very much guys is god g-a-t it's like nah got it gaddy time whatever the [ __ ] you want to call it [Music] what the [ __ ] holy [ __ ] that's uh nah man how's he gonna do that no bro how's he gonna how's he gonna do how's it gonna do that nah yeah right dude how's it gonna do there's no way there's no [ __ ] way he's jacked this actually does look pretty cool like i i like this mount this is a badass looking mount okay this one is like i actually like this one i think this is cool it's like those mobs in anor londo and dark souls one to grab your ass except without the eye obviously i wanted to show you all of the unobtainable mounts that are no longer available in the game okay but are still pretty nice to look at all right let's see there's no way dude imagine them adding fat black chocobo in america like there's no [ __ ] chance that they would add that like literally no [ __ ] chance wait it's a bbc big black chocobo i actually never mind i could see blizzard adding in a bbc yeah i could see them doing that well i could see old boys are doing that nowadays probably not going to happen but yeah this is [ __ ] ridiculous oh my god jesus original fat chocobo oh my god oh my god with the cake dude just they dangle it right over his face to where like probably just a few little crumbs like hit his beak and they fall off that's funny flying cumulus that's actually badass stupid that one's not in the game yeah that is really cool what the hell is this what the [ __ ] that is badass okay garrow mounts i like the colors on that the wings the [ __ ] wings that's really cool damn and this has got the yeah it's got the wings too the gold one looks way better that's really cool that this actually is really really [ __ ] cool like it what's what's crazy for me to see about this is like i would like to see blizzard look at these mounts and stuff like this like obviously so like final fantasy is like so like blizzard doesn't take enough chances final fantasy i think in some cases takes too many it's like what if we had a unicorn okay what if we had a unicorn with lightning on it okay what if we had a unicorn with lightning on it that has uh like little clouds as his feet what if we had a unicorn with lightning with clouds on his feet that also had little strings of lightning coming off of him okay that's good what if we had a unicorn with a horn on its head that had another horn on top of the horn that it already had on its head it's like okay and with the lightning and the clouds yeah yeah that too okay what if we had all that and then on top of that he has two more wings it's like okay all right how about that that's cool okay now what if you give him two more horns but now he's not a unicorn [ __ ] it we call him a a triple corn it's a it's a tricorn and it's a three-horned unicorn and like that's what they would do and so they just take it so far right and i wish that blizzard a triple yeah whatever the [ __ ] you want to call it right it's a tricorn yeah what i'm saying is like the whole idea is like it's just it's like escalation you know escalation escalation escalation and i wish blizzard would like try and like take a little bit more chances with their mounts you know it's like the long boy you know like the long boy was out of [ __ ] nowhere like you'd never expect blizzard to make something like that like a [ __ ] wait was a brontosaurus like what the hell but like the long boy was one of the coolest mounts because like they take chances they do crazy [ __ ] like that it's awesome i like it whisper go thank god that one's not in the game that's so dumb that's the dumbest mount i've ever seen my whole life this actually the dumbest one do you know what this looks like this looks like a knockoff version of a mcdonald's happy meal toy for a ghost a boo in super mario this is scuffed this is this is the luigi's mansion knockoff that didn't even make it to america that's what it is right there okay oh now it's got a little thing on its head cool very cute that that animation is cool okay you got ourselves another chonker there's a lot of these players several is 90 days oh okay so that's like a that's like an old school flex mount i see wow wow that's cool so wait is this like a is this like a gladiator mount so yeah is this like a gladiator mount basically like yeah it is i guess so give me one sec i took a piss i'm back sorry about that somebody somebody dropped 250 for them for the kids somebody just dropped 250 for the kids oh my god thank you so much man like i want to say right now by i'm not trying to set any expectations but we are actually farther ahead than where we were at last time for our last goal but we are already farther ahead guys we are popping off we are absolutely completely popping off keep that in mind it's going nuts you wash your hands no we gotta do a giveaway for y'all yeah we gotta do a giveaway if y'all this one looks really cool so these are all uh i guess these are like pvp seasonal mounts that's what it seems hold on just different versions of them yeah yeah yeah what the hell that's really cool damn what the hell man that's badass and it makes sense see this one makes sense because it's got like a bunch of robot [ __ ] on the bottom so it's like oh it's not magic it's robot [ __ ] it makes sense i like that what the [ __ ] that is really cool that's actually [ __ ] badass all right oh my god he's got lit you know what this reminds me of is back in the day i saw a picture of some guy who had a um so he had a cpu tower right so it's the same as like a computer but it wasn't an actual computer and what he had for a case was a taxidermied beaver and he could push the thing and then part of the beaver would come out and there was a cd-rom it was a taxidermy beaver and this is exactly what i'm thinking about whenever i see that what the [ __ ] is [ __ ] where's that [ __ ] was funny dude that it was funny like uh literally [ __ ] 20 years ago it's a long time ago it was a real real long time ago that's so cool yeah it was funny as hell this is the first thing reminds me of [Music] that one's really cool too yeah i like this damn that actually is nice look at that dude damn these are the little pvp mounts i'm probably never gonna get that but that's still really cool thank you uh huh thank you thank you man for a hundred dollars see this one is actually so i'm actually sad that i didn't get this bro like this is like a straight up [ __ ] balling out on another level 1971 cadillac this is a 1970 it's coming back it's coming back next month well maybe i should that's so cool [Music] that dude that's so badass man me and the boys driving around yeah that's so cool [Music] yeah yeah yeah uh yeah yeah uh yeah uh-huh yeah thanks for watching i hope this video was helpful to you it has inspired you to maybe look into different parts of the game that you haven't explored before to get some of those cool mounts if you did find this video helpful please consider supporting the channel on patreon or on twitch you can also support the channel for free by clicking the subscribe button or by sharing this video with your fellow warriors of darkness thanks again so much for watching and i'll see you next time all right yeah i got that that's [ __ ] cool that's so [ __ ] badass that's so [ __ ] badass i like that a lot that was cool yeah uh mods link that video linked that video that's a badass [ __ ] video number one that's crazy like shout out to zeppo for making that video that is an insanely awesome video i like it a lot [Music] you

Channel: Asmongold TV

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Id: cg3IDC0vMyk

Length: 67min 25sec (4045 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 23 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/Erenndis]

I laughed a lot watching this video yesterday. Looks like purple is his favourite. Should have expected that since he likes dark knight, I guess. I was surprised that he liked spriggan and fat moogle mounts.

[u/KusanagiKay]

I really liked watching it. Some of his takes I couldn't agree with, a lot were really surprising to me (for example him apparently liking the Skyslipper, which I find to be one of the ugliest mount in the whole game). I also loved his reaction to the HoH dodo mount and the fat chocobos.

Also, he genuinely seems to like a lot of the mounts we have :)

The shoutout to Zepla in his top comment is nice to see as well, and I really like how nice he is towards her in general. Still remember him defending her and shutting up the few individual toxic subjects in his chat that were talking trash about her.

[u/Clashdrew]

What is this culture now about making reaction videos to other content creators? It seems lazy and it’s everywhere now. Plus you even are seeing reaction video inception where someone reacts to a reaction video!

[u/Cloudy-Wolf]

I watched the video, but like 10 hours ago when it popped up on my YouTube reccomendations as I was logging into FFXIV.

There's quite a bit of vitriol surrounding Asmongold and the attention he's bringing to FFXIV as "the WoW vet" and I think some antagonism about the crowd that follows him.

Bring more people to Final Fantasy XIV.

I enjoyed this video, but found myself wanting to explain shit that I know he doesn't give a fuck about. It's interesting to see the perspective of someone who's so very NOT a Final Fantasy fanatic express their opinion(s) on things like Chocobos. I've always loved them. He thinks they're dumb as fuck until you can give them outfits that may or may not have dildos, lol

To hear someone give zero thought to the recurring themes and running gags of the franchise is as frustrating as it is enlightening. And honestly some of the things he says are genuinely hilarous.

However, if he gets Demi-Ozma or Morbol before I do, I'll be absolutely livid and question my life choices.

[u/Deatsu]

Honestly this video was kinda wholesome, just good vibes in general, lots of peepohappys in chat too.

[u/pandakyle]

I was surprised he liked some non fantasy mounts, I thought he'd say it doesn't fit the aesthetic of the game

[u/BRDDNCFM]

I have no clue why people are obsessed with Asmongold playing FF14. "Oh a long time WOW player is trying FF. Let's riot"

I have news for you people. I played WoW since TBC as have several thousand of other people. I switched to FF last month. Where is all the drama and hype for us?

[u/OM3GA-Z3RO]

Asmon really has an issue with his masculinity.

He sounds like the type of guy that would buy a Hummer to compensate on something.

[u/zipherss]

Who?