are we safe...? | RAFT

previously on raft all right what is do we have another heading for another island that we need to get to i think tangaroa is the next kangaroo definitely next run oh my what in the hell is ahead of us oh oh jesus that's the thing is that's the thing what is that that's a dome that reminds me of my bald head i think the tower ain't going to make this one boss no no no no we go in here we go in here i think the buck teeth are going to shear the roof right off we win these we win these we win these we win these we win our construction is sturdy this will hold up oh cliffhanger wow this is cool [Music] i will say cards on the table my other group that i play with this you just basically finished the game so i've done all this so i'm going to try not to like be an a-hole and spoil things okay but the the electric water purification system uh-huh is really cool and we should get water there is a battery-powered water purification system that feeds into a water tank that you can water pipe to your sprinklers so you so all you have to do is keep building batteries you'll have water so turned on can't wait no charge batteries that we need to titanium yeah well we need the titanium and get you can get the battery recharger so you can have a whole system of batteries being charged batteries and your sprinklers batteries in your water purifier i don't actually know if there's a better automated way for the biofuel but like we're okay at biofuel we doing all right yeah the bottom fuel we got so much of it we actually don't anymore what happened we have a lot of materials we only have three jokes of biofuel in the uh storage itself unless there's some over here no no no it would have been over there uh i i i who's doing that where is it right here i think it's a seagull i know what it is wait i was just wondering where it was you're welcome we don't have a sprinkler for the water in the animal pen which is too bad was that something we could build really easily or should we just skip it since we're at this island anyway we should do this island but then if we want to do something if we finish the island and we want to do something that system is really fun yeah no i want to build i love building really nice things i know it doesn't seem like that because of all the videos i've made i do enjoy building all the garbage that you've made i know but there's never any time for it i do just like taking that time aside man yeah man i like just taking time i think it's more fun it's just like limitations with recording and editing like it's tough i don't want to make my editor do too much you know hey i was right here on it all right let's go in this place you guys ready make sure you got food bring double bottles of water if you have two bottles make sure you have make sure you have max stuff because we're gonna be in here for a while and it takes a while to get back out to the raft to like resupply i got i got a full bottle of water and some watermelons you want to run that virus oh watermelons okay i thought you had some watermelons yeah man you know let's go when you're when you're geared up let's do it i'm geared up my frickin go boys i'm just refilling some of the water things i guess i'm going to empty them oh god i forgot the shark's a thing how did he get in here door's closed i don't know mickey guys you can't even make fun of me oh all right watermelons oh let's do it nerds oh should i get the uh the metal detector is that useful here no we were good with that okay okay okay cool there are gonna be puzzles though puzzles yeah who's first not me all right that's what i mean here's a trap i'm wearing a [ __ ] puffer fish yeah you got puffer fish dude it looks like a swimming cap it's cool okay all right as long as it looks cool does the green mean anything well means we're unlocked for the other side so it means we ain't going that way i guess okay thank you uh all right who's first it's it's not a trap already oh that's good you should really try and touch the ladder if you can it's okay i actually didn't hurt myself i just thought i was going to i was preparing pro tip about gravity is there fall damage i've forgotten we've never had to encounter it yes oh what is that what is that oh no he's always losing things from the boat before yeah he's not fine ow he's not fine he's fine hang on i'm eating food hang on okay i'm ready to help now oh got the meat all right the flesh i just really wouldn't trust this mutated meat because that's probably some kind of mutated flesh is flesh just to eat it all right i don't remember what article i read but i did remember that when you eat something like say meat there are fragments of rna then that you end up ingesting and who knows what your body does with it but there's a lot of information in our dna that's unusually where is it coming from like collagen could also be really good boom you do you bro mutated bra hell yeah wade coming in with the hot banger ideas yeah i'm getting stuck you gotta stay on the sidewalk buddy there you go i'm gonna try and be uh collegial and professional and polite as whoever wanted today generator storage area all right cool man i kind of know there it was oh my ass oh god collegial all right i am in what am i in storage oh generator storage and plantation implantation well you took a right when we went straight the hell are they implanting in the people no and plantations oh okay okay i was just implant i spoke inaccurately i mean maybe i heard inaccurately wait where are you flims oh there you are hello yeah apparently you can go like a plus sign in the middle we were in this little cafeteria found a generator part ooh generator part we need that how many do we need three three i think it's in the journal the journal journal i see a generator part how would we know about the generator parts we haven't seen a generator if we went the other way you would have seen some stuff from the other generator no no no the other way that i went just now when you guys went to the cafeteria luke i don't know why but i read that word and i can't say it any other way now pretty sure that's how it's pronounced yeah probably yeah it's probably pronounced that way all right so we need one more jenny part and we'll be all good are you using storage i don't know where you guys went we went out we're on the hallway outside okay i just stepped into storage all right well so here's the generators in storage it is it is it is so where's the other part did you guys like search all of this area uh i mean we got three do we need more than three oh do we have three we have three yeah never mind yeah we're good let's go to the thing all right what's the probability that this is going to blow up on us nothing blows up until later okay cool what blows up nothing well stumping but it's we're not in it no because it does no we're fine you'll be fine oh yeah this does look like a generator it does and when you look at it it says to use generator oh okay oh yeah that's pretty good i don't know what those things that we're talking about but that's pretty good no it's nominal it's nominal yeah performance is nominal nominal binomial nomenclature i got snowmenial yeah oh i love games yeah do it you play mark no no i don't want to do it i'll embarrass myself i know that's what we're all hoping for i'm guessing the tape is like the paths that we can go through it correct sir okay do you want me to do it oh god oh yeah go for it what is the button okay so that does that is there a rotate button no they just it's a slightly oh okay all right i see oh my god this is gonna take forever then also there's a secret area you can get to what secret area yeah where i want to go there it's pretty fun i don't see it look look around look all over you don't see anything that looks like you would be a secret area entrance i mean i suppose to go the garage entrance oh wait the smarty pants what do you mean i see it i don't see it oh down there there's metal grate made yeah that's it i don't need to be coy you're pretty video games toy bob that's my favorite bomb maybe i don't know oh wow you guys go get a drink this is going to take i'll just go into the hole that you're making mark no if you go in there you can't move anything it's really annoying actually some of these boxes have gaps yep i know mark we need to go that way uh-huh that way uh-huh oh my god jesus christ everyone take a bathroom break surprise five everyone we'll be back after these messages from our sponsors uh no we're back everyone thank you for uh checking out our sponsors there can i give up can i just can i give up trust me i tried a lot of ways to choose this uh you gotta do the possible oh my god come on mark hurry up what are you doing we're getting close to the secret mark i like that yeah uh-huh are you trying to be secret mark well no i'm just trying to make use of the straight lines that are already there so that i don't have to make too many more parent decisions i believe in you don't give up oh man but i want to give up so many dreams mark wanting to give up is the way of us normally and we're better than us oh my god oh mark you're so close to getting to the secret though yes you see it you see it i'm aware okay so but we need to get oh a street yes we do i'm gonna bring these pieces more around so that we i like that thanks man actually there's a gap over here that i could take advantage ooh you found the second gap look at this guy i hate both of you just go thank your subs or something i just give me a break greg thank you for the five months marisa thank you for the follow-up yeah what's in the secret is it worth it is it really worth all this effort oh god you just have to slide everything to the left yeah come on you're doing it man which one wait what i'm almost dying of hunger we've been here so long the neon green dash that line if you just removed that line for the moment and slid all everything else you mean you'd be there basically yeah it's fine it's fine just let me guys backseat is i offered you the front seat this doesn't mean mark i think you're under utilizing your pluses i think that would be yeah i know i'm getting there questioning the secret mark you made us question you okay it's like i just wish i could press my keyboard for this [ __ ] it's it's infuriating to aim at stuff is pretty terrible actually it's it's like this is this this would be a great control scheme i know well i i'm aware of how okay you don't need to hype it up you can go now great job everybody that's not the one the secret i found it i found a secret it's right here look at the secret room oh i bet it's crazy oh my god this is oh hello there's a machete there's some briefcases there's some titanium ores actually the titanium [ __ ] oh no is he coming no no it doesn't matter there's no reason to now look here you want us know you want to see you want to see i don't want to see actually i was in the briefcase just just materials no here look mark you can come back i'll put it it'll be just as cool i don't want it i'm not gonna do it okay then we're gonna come on up buddy i'll grab the back up wait are you moving stuff yeah moving forward mark [Laughter] oh god he betrayed us now i mean wouldn't you oh look mark you solved the puzzle yeah i just wanted to um i need to get the plus over uh but no you can get there can't you the door is good can you hold the door oh well well i could uh actually let me um oh not there this let me if i just move this and then um yeah you can slide that one twice right and you're good yeah it should be good here look at puzzle master mark over here okay that's uh yep mr i can't do it not only got us the secret he got us everything i mean i knew i could do it i just didn't want to do it as a thing but the secret was right there it was yeah look look at the secret oh you can't anymore it's just a [ __ ] it's just don't even worry about it oh let's look at the next part's even cooler better than any secrets oh god i'm dying of thirst hang on yeah you got to keep eating and drinking and that's part of the game yeah this is a quite a level surface access wow i'll go back to get more water soon because i actually am running out of water when we get to the surface we can open up the the upstairs exits which is let's just go in and out no problem water oh yeah yeah yeah water pipe yeah note the engines are burning we're sailing them but to note the reds are burning we're sailing them what does that mean ceiling i i might have skipped a couple of lines of them you didn't tell me about that right i forgot about that front run right now that's this way oh thank god this door still opens please don't wait wait where are you where are we going what do you mean where are we oh you can breathe in the hallways you can breathe in the hallways just gotta find little spots i'm coming back to find out if they know we're coming back back i'm coming back you didn't tell us that we ran the way we came this way this way with you wait wait probably wait you gotta go get up i found a little air okay good all right there's one there's air right here mark okay cool i'll go back for weight i guess okay oh do you see us come here where are you wait where are you where are you oh there it is here all right come come this way hold on i need to get this air real quick there's air in here there's there's a whole bunch of air in here we're back in the puzzle room wow glad we're here oh plantation this is the way we want it to be i'm pretty sure this is the way whoa dude planks flying i'll read this note for you guys we're headed for the habitat the boy and the dog we're going to need a boat there you go all right cool i'm not going to open any more hatches or doors it burned me last time i'm never doing it again i literally opened the door she said no there are no trap mark there are no traps here see i don't believe you there's no more traps here it's fine there's no wardrobe yeah what was the other way i opened a door over the other way i need to know yeah we should check out the other way why what's this way am i doing the wrong stuff there's a door i don't trust this way it's electricity this way food's getting a little tight gang you need food mirk no i'm okay for now but i've officially okay we don't need to go this way we've been this way wait what i was going the right way oh this is back out this is out this is how we got in from the raft does that mean there's water this way do you need water i've got enough for two sips that's like a whole water bar there's food in here we should go to mark mark's on the plantation it's food i'm going to take it all i wouldn't recommend i've got a machete i've got two that's true he does have double machetes wow that's really impressive the secret room had a food thievin machete good for killing food thieves food thievin machette i got a note i'll read it to you tape yeah we got a major beetle infestation in the banana plants i think that's a euphemism for someone got an sp he's got the beetle in the banana plants if you know what i mean i hit that with better but i didn't even slow them down cockpit won't respond to my calls and beetles will strip down everything if we don't stop them all right and you little monsters let's see how you like the taste of a vacuum that's this is he's got a penis pump he's got crabs like this guy's got issues now i do see a little power junction over here does that turn it off uh i think that's what the tape is for if i remember oh i think you got it like oh three tape okay i got one tape over here i got two tops in here okay grab one electricity okay there we go okay did it oh god it just opened the door it's still electrified oh good oh that's right ah it remains dangerous i remember now careful i did this not that long okay it just takes a little health and stuns you a little yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i did i did that thing where i got you doing today jump up you guys all right what happens when you get electrocuted yeah you've never seen weight electrocuted oh no no no no no is it mar from home alone yeah yeah or my skeleton show yeah that's the sound bar yeah kind of like a bad arnold schwarzenegger that's your arnold impression that was a really terrible man [Laughter] now we need more tape wipe uh it's one of those it's one of those universal items of uh you only have oh this is surface access boys i like the sound of that me arnold uh-huh hey arnold please let me know keep working on that you it's not even that the surface it's not well then what it is if it's not even the surface it's not the surface [Music] that is an evil ass face look at that face isn't this the guy who founded uh bioshock max landschoff founder of the tangoroa project savior of earth's finest whose earth's oh uh wait why can't i see the note is this the note things have gotten quiet since they cut off water the cockpit security teams still go on patrols and their ridiculous golf carts rounding up any pets they can find ow [ __ ] hey i'm dying to a robot can you help me no oh my god owie kind of tough all right oh that's right you get key cards to go in buildings from these fellows okay so now they'll unlock your reading just that was a little scary yeah it's fine a bunch of weenies that was a killer robot so this thing opens this thing that says exit uh-huh if you come over here you can it open it's like an airplane thing it has like a cool you'll see well there's four of these we can open the one that's near the raft and then then it's the odds that i beat you there to it zero percent that's fair that's fair the shark also still exists yeah i was gonna see if i could kill the shark in time but uh i didn't trust myself not without dual machetes you're right you're right about that look i found the one by the wrap hey that's cool man i could have beat you there i couldn't have the one by the raft is the one to the right from where mark was incorrect oh our raft isn't reinforced we're gonna lose a lot of ground to the shark while we're in here i think reinforce we can reinforce the raft if you have a [ __ ] ton of metal uh ingots you can reinforce and the shark can't destroy reinforced raft bits oh why didn't what why do i only know about this now yeah what because why don't you look at things with your eyes i don't know well first of all my feelings into i don't know what i'm looking for it's in the construction tool you know where all the stuff that we construct actually you know it's the thing i've actually never really built much of the raft so i i am unfamiliar yeah no that was never my job all you need is two nails and one ingot to make one reinforced yeah well we don't have a lot of nails and ingredients that's for sure we never really made that a priority to get i don't know if we ever really followed through many of our priorities we were kind of like oh we need this we get like one we have 32 ingots yeah we got a decent amount and this titanium should be yeah you got the titanium so we do have enough titanium for the whatever we needed the battery recharger but we also got some more titanium bob found uh some more titanium in there nice in the secret room that i never know yeah in the super cool secret room dude yeah that's really cool man i'm going back in the city i don't need this let's go back in the secret room i'm gonna do is move the boxes around i don't want to do it not that hard i know he puzzled yeah yeah mark it's not that hard guys why are you bullying me when wayne's such an easy target for me because obviously we wanted a challenge today all right i'm gonna reinforce uh areas of our raft oh you still on the raft is there anything to scavenge in the oh my god this freaking butler i just imagine him going good morning sir i don't know who that imitates other than like that little bird from lion king zazu you being zazu up in here yeah all right the front edge is reinforced and i've burned through all of the all of the ingots that we had that's good enforcement though all those nets are safe now a barber oh so it actually just can't damage it at all now that that's like that correct sir that's oh that makes my loins tingle your frosting my loins are frothy make sure your groin gold go if anyone's ghrelins are frothing that's a problem oh they're frothing like a felt that doesn't work they're um they're frothing like sarah mclaughlin in the arms of my loins i don't i don't like that image that's not a good image yeah man we're really burning through the food here i might need to do some food preparations oh man no way we have all those fish that we haven't cooked because they're in the non-cook fish everything's so nice here why don't we just live on this in this city i'm saying the first time i came through here i was like all right we're here let's stay do you want to see our sad droopy animals droopy are they starving to death or something are they yeah we don't have any water on their grass and they're all well [Music] they're they're drooping the animals are drooping good a never ending thing taking care of these little shits is why i'm not a parent it's like they're alive or some dumb [ __ ] for now probably not for long while we tolerate their existence do you think if there's a higher power it's what it says about us like they're alive while we tolerate their existence i mean almost definitely if you're looking around and yeah that's probably it can you imagine some higher being especially if they made us what expectations they must have had and then they got humans and they're just sitting up there just like oh [ __ ] we'd be like a kindergarten art project that like they brought home to mom and mama's like oh thank you it's so great i'll put it around the fridge just show me some c's on the report card come on humanity do you think that there's an alien species out there that is like the golden child and you know god spends all of his time on that one race is like oh you're so perfect and we're just like with our nukes and our forks and plastic and [ __ ] like i'm sorry our forks we're sorry for staying in the sauce we're going to get into someone we're going to be so jealous of like the attention they get i mean i'm jealous now they're gonna show us like a video like where they facetimed uh god or whatever they're like oh yeah look i was just chat with the other day we're like he's not responding to my emails or anything i'm sorry did you guys not get god's uh thanksgiving invitations it's called existential dread ah it's not really so much dread is just a sorrow existential disappointment yeah pretty much well you know if i had to give us you know like a report card grade on how we're doing i'd say not well so you know i'm not surprised no on god's fridge we're not gonna be putting anything up there but what about the tiny penis statues hey nice man tangaroa that's what i said i see a painting of a bear sucking a dude's penis nose i'd want to see this painting am i mistaken as to what i'm looking at this dude is like yes a phallic no say that yes i don't know what i'm looking mark huh mark where are you do you want to come find where you are how are you going to ever find each other it just looks like a bear sucking a dude's penis nose yeah i'll text you guys i doubt that's what that is hang on this image is coming in mark you're going to change your mind okay all right hang on i'm waiting for a bear sucking a penis nose all right oh okay you know oh god i don't see yeah if you look at it from a distance and you squint your eyes yeah you know what you're wide open and i'm face first in this painting i see it we judged too quickly really yeah judged too quickly uh i can't show you guys you gotta google that yourself just google bear sucking penis nose and tell me what you find [Laughter] that is the gem that we needed from today's stream please google bear sucking penis nose some i don't know what some people are finding when they're googling this up but people are having a bad time i wouldn't do what mark said i wouldn't whoa you shouldn't i wouldn't yeah why would anyone do what i just said and it was horrible i should be able to kill things with an axe i should be able to that should be a thing i can do yeah now okay you know what i'm gonna die oh tape okay i got three pieces of tape now for whatever good that does but i couldn't kill that for the the swamp swamp thing yeah that's it the swamp oh you're fast i don't know why but i was gonna culminate in fat and i was about to be very disappointed in you win no no oh you're fat very rude you're so rude wayne you didn't say that though right sure we were all thinking you were gonna say it why i don't know this is more about you what you guys think of me than it does about me being oh god just trying to swim that's what that's what the world needs right now yeah yeah yeah what he said what he said what i did gold trimmed bowls yeah no everything is lovely whoever earth's finest were they really had modern tastes cactus dildo oh they have cactus dildos what do we do with the tokens there's uh i'm not gonna tell you figure it out they are right there's probably some kind of rich vending machine for rich people all right keep your secrets i'm riding gambling oh god i'm sorry did you just frodo me yeah yeah you didn't keep your secrets hey it's my favorite meal i'm falling i'm okay i need to come back for a new machete but uh i've been doing pretty good here just ate a fruit salad very nice very happy nice dude nice nice nice how do i make a machete just a metal lookout just do it and look at it and then do it a machete we got some extra biofuel as well in there i found a couple hey i brought some bio fuel too hey cool man that's awesome good job should we be worried about the fact that this place looks like it's totally inhabited but there's no people around so that's not what you should worry about okay that's fine it's fine what i imagine happened is that the mechanics got tired of dealing with the rich people so they programmed the robots to attack which is why they're attacking us and the rich people were like oh my fur coat and then they just died and the mechanics well they didn't have the the passcodes to get into like the fancy locked fridges and stuff and so they ended up starving to death in order to try to survive they went out into the water and were never seen or heard from again all right cool i'm going back in all good do it where did we find this water purification machine that you were talking up so much did we research titanium yet research it yeah you got to put a titanium ingot into the research table and research that bad boy but i did not know that sometimes you just find recipes but we did not find a new recipe okay south park wade actually i was going for uh that new final fantasy it's not new anymore but the final fantasy where the dude's always like i discovered a new recipe every 10 seconds what are you talking about man you know no i don't which is why i asked what the hell are you talking about final fantasy like 15. yeah there's too many 17. i i haven't played the remake of seven i feel bad about that i like seven was a really big game in my like childhood it's only like the first half of seven or something though isn't it isn't there like another one coming out what don't spoil that for me i thought that was common knowledge or something isn't it i might be wrong i don't even know don't spoil the story of the game that i played the crap out of of when i was a kid how dare you sorry i didn't mean to spoil the plot of we want two games this is this an apartment what the hell yeah these people live in the lap of luxury tell you what this cannot be an apartment oh it's an office okay oh shocking development i've got so many gift cards from these guys heads what's happening wade's just spouting words off what's going on with that all right i'm gonna stop with the food i think we got enough food for now oh my god i'm not done i'm going to come explore or we're never going to accomplish anything hey we're going to accomplish stuff i'm a customer i'm accomplishing great things i'm making something out of myself i'll show [Music] son of a watch your language fun you're close frick don't test me shoot dang it oh my god ass oh bear sucking penis nose there it is you found it i did it's a different one but a different painting altogether or just a different version of the same painting same painting different place oh so but there's like multiple penis nose sucking bears in this town probably you know that's probably what ended this society they were very very refined people but had odd tastes so really it collapsed it was inevitable do you ever just say a sentence out loud and you're like man if i had ever known that was gonna be a sentence i would say during my career yeah no i'm pretty proud of everything i've done and said another penis nose another in the lobby this time huh it's almost like this game reuses assets or the people here have very specific tastes another one maybe they only have one artist and he just kind of does what he does that is true if it was like an insular society and they're like greg please it's a good painting anything but the bear penis come on there's a painting of a guy trapped in a bush and he's pointing like you better go that way stay away from this bush i think you better check that bush man something's in there no i see i i just came across the exact one you're talking about he's stuck in a bush he's like a bird go that way don't come to me yeah no you i i shouldn't have questions yours to these places i'm trying to have a fun jolly exploration like my friends but i can't get inside nothing well they're like some fancy doors like a red or green look right now i know i've done this before uh just in case you haven't done this before bob one to watch you gotta kill the uh robots take their key cards oh i think i'm in a building that one of you is in because i just had to call the elevator i hear an elevator moving that's right i'm in mark's building [ __ ] yeah i there's a way to get out here for zip lines i just haven't found it yet are you on the top floor mark or the knockout yeah i went top floor i found the way out towards the uh zip all right have you explored the other floor uh yes oh okay well i'll let you know if there's anything zip-line-able that you need to know about well this is a little silly oh hey mark uh oh hey have you ever heard that joke before mark has never said that to you no mark how the ass did you get outside uh yeah let me come get you man i there's nothing out here anyway i thought there would be a way to the center building no there's definitely a way to climb i think isn't there uh maybe maybe whoa oh hey hello this way oh [ __ ] i was in here i'm just an idiot yeah so this zipline is just at slightly too low an angle to go down that way so that's another caught maybe if you push me can you push me push me push him don't jump off be careful no can we make that jump across not really you can like get kind of a running start but it's not enough what if you want to feel like just [Music] so bye

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Published: Sun Dec 06 2020

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By the looks of the thumbnail, no. We are definitely not safe. There's going to be a huge storm and we will end up getting wiped out and then get eaten by sharks.