Funniest Flight Attendant Ever

ladies and gentlemen tom evening to you thank you for coming out and joining this evening over to iceland our flight time is going to be two hours in command of our aircraft tonight is captain justin he's assisted this evening by first officer michael your cabin staff george is in the back of the aircraft chris admit cabin and robert upfront we're going to ask you at this time to direct your attention to the flight attendants we're going to point out the safety features of the 737 700 series aircraft now ladies and gentlemen in the event that you have not been in an automobile since 1942 we're going to show you how to fasten this seat belt watch closely do you this it you do that that seat belt needs to be low and tight across your hips just like the hot pink speedo i'm wearing tonight when we get to the hotel on dub folks you don't like the jokes of service tonight six ways out of this airplane feel free to use them there's gonna be two forward exit doors two over wing window exits and two rear exit doors there's signs on the ceiling there's disco lights on the floor they're gonna lead you to these exits now the seat back pocket in front of you it's a safety information card you'll want to read it before you need it it outlines the safety features of this particular aircraft now in the unlikely event that our captain decides to turn the love airline southwest airlines into a cruise this evening we'll instruct you how to remove the life vest from beneath the sea ladies and gentlemen it's a life vest it's not a toilet seat cover it goes over your head you bring the black strap around your tiny little waist you snap the two ends together and pull to tighten to inflate the life vest after you exit the aircraft you pull down on the red tab those of you that have to do absolutely everything the most difficult way and those over achievers will you blow into that red being located at the shoulder the very best of luck to you with that but then keep kicking and paddling over to the cabin shore will be behind you shortly you're going to be able to recognize the cabin staff where the ones can tote in that liquor kit so folks the gentleman are passing through the cabinet this time because simply and frankly we do not trust you we have trust issues we're ensuring that your handbag is beneath the seat feedback service tray full upright lock position your handbag all the way underneath the seat and that your cellular phone is being used not for texting or for video at this time ladies and gentlemen thank you again for traveling with us there this is non-smoking flight if you have to have a cigarette this evening before we land we have two entertainment lounges for you one's out there on that left wing the other one directly across the hallway on the right wing you think you're talented enough to light it you can certainly try and smoke it but the rest of us we're going to enjoy two feature films this evening gone with the wind and bye bye birdie very simple very easy don't be naughty in the potties and leave the webcam alone in there you end up on youtube next week folks twenty two hundred dollars for tampering with the smoke detector in these lavatories and you know if you had twenty two hundred dollars should be on american airlines back over there to iceland this evening to first class now the gentleman and i we certainly wouldn't have shown up for work tonight if we'd anticipated a decompression but in the event of a decompression for saffron yellow buttercup mask designed by gucci and martha stewart where they're going to draw some for that compartment overhead and to start the flow of the alcohol you have to first stop screaming you have to let go of the person next to you reach up and grab that mask full extended plastic tubing you place it over your big nose and mouth and you continue wearing that mask and breathing normally until otherwise notified by one of your three fabulously dressed flight of dentists now ladies if i can have your attention again ladies for those of you traveling with someone that's going to need your assistance and ladies you know whom i'm exactly talking about yes ma'am him that very dear husband of yours darling when the mask fall you may want to take my advice sit back relax think about it for a bit some more diamonds diamonds for those of you traveling with your children why and for those of you back there traveling with two of your children what in the world were you thinking tonight when those fast fall put the mask on the bright one that one's going to contribute to your retirement success folks we thank you so much for sharing your night with us do us a favor sit back relax and enjoy our in-flight hospitality or you can sit up and think tips that choice is yours the pleasure to serve you tonight it is most definitely ours now we've got one final message for you before we depart we love you you love us we're much faster than the bus we hope you enjoy our hospitality marry one of us and you would fly free two need to hours one of us is a little higher than the other two

Channel: Launch Gaming

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Id: 1AE_hjOLDtU

Length: 5min 3sec (303 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 07 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/Final-Defender]

This is an amazing way to make a boring job fun.