Amos 'N' Andy - The Society Party (1953)

ah a fine supper well so the society butterfly don't come back to her cocoon [Music] i never spent such an afternoon in my life we had the regular monthly meeting of the women's auxiliary oh blabbermouse incorporated never been to a home like mrs van pelt she's real society oh so you're mixing up with the hoy polluted huh i got quite friendly with mrs van pelt i invited her and her husband over here next thursday night oh so you met him too he's a very distinguished man george he was busy all day doing research at the library well now about thursday night honey i don't like her now look george i don't want any argument it's about time you met some decent people instead of that horrible uncouth group you associate with uh it would do you good to meet a man with accomplishments like mr van pelt well i don't mean all the accomplished people i want to know like andrew brown for instance yeah like andrew brown well what may i ask has he ever accomplished well he uh just yesterday he had a run of 13 balls in the side pocket without once leaning on the pool table what i'm talking about and they're hanging over pool tables you never find him in a public library nobody ain't got no pool tables in there all settled they're coming over next thursday night all right all right oh and george i need a dress for the occasion why certainly i wouldn't expect you to meet him in your camisole but i'm talking about a new dress and not one of those cheap ones either i want to make an impression on the van pelts and unless you do something about getting me a new dress there's going to be plenty of trouble around here george steven if you don't do something about getting me a new dress they're going to be trouble and i mean that you big nummies they're going to be trouble and that's what she said to me calvin uh you know sound to me like she's him for a new dress [Music] oh i bet you gotta dress kingfish right there in that box there no calhoun this is what i'm gonna use to get the dress weird i don't get it well this is the only thing of value that i could think of or this is sapphire fur coat that you had in cold storage and i just twit out this morning oh you're figuring on selling the thing and using the money to buy her dress with yeah what kind of fur is it anyway oh it's a very unusual fur that smuth cat died squirrel [Music] who you thinking on selling to never mind don't answer that i know andy well uh you see andy going around with a new girl and he makes a good time with her and he kind of looking for a wedge see and then you're gonna give the money to sapphire huh no i ain't calhoun i'm gonna buy the dress myself you yeah cause every time she buys a dress it's always out of style in about five years yeah i'm gonna buy her a lifetime thing yeah yeah yeah i don't see no reason why a man can't buy a dress as good as a woman no how oh yeah and i'll tell you kellen hey calhoun huh when i get some money why can't you go up to the department store with me you know what they say two heads are better than one yeah well i'll be glad to kingfish well see you later so [Applause] hey what are you doing serving drinks in here drinks yeah you got a sign out there to say salute andy that's seven our full salon oh [Music] yeah andy i'm very happy to see that eyes in the fur business well this is kind of certain ain't it oh no andy a year from now i'll be celebrating my first anniversary yeah time sure do pass don't it where's all these fools you selling well now i am your first class selling like this don't put the furs on display we bring them out one at a time from the back uh sit down right here andy and i'll show you our display yeah next year [Laughter] there you is son i take a gander attack yeah that'll make a nice rug all right i wrote and we all have you to know that this is the latest in the wearing apparel just take a look at the beauty and the warmth of the thing oh yeah yeah andy would you be interested in that let's see oh king fish i just think i'll stick to my old top coat oh no knowing they're not for you but i mean something for you to give to your gap oh my god just what kind of fur is this anyway kingfish andy that's the rest of all wildlife the rare and beautiful and a lose-y mink i think yeah andy just like this animal here that's a long leg mink in the window once but it didn't look nothing like this well then there oh this is a brand new breed oh it is huh yeah i know you heard of the other shades the golden honey the silver blue but andy that's the very latest thing sunset orange did any man who would give his girlfriend a garment like this he would be in solid for the rest of his life this is beginning to make sense kingfish with this jacket i could really get in good with my new gal how much you want for it well india i'll tell you what i guess you know you don't pick one of the most expensive fur there is and as close as i is to you i couldn't let it go for less than 50 dollars that's a lot of money all right for mink but being such a sunset orange i guess the sky's the limit huh okay kingfish you got a deal all right there he is fifty dollars thank you can you wrap it up for me oh sure andy i'd be glad to uh hey with your son sorry i ain't got no ribbon yeah well i'll get on up and give it to miguella thanks a lot kingfish oh don't mention that andy don't mention it you said sunset orange that's right that's what the furrier told me oh that's the latest thing well andy it's very nice and i appreciate it and i'm gonna get a lot of wear out of it but it's not me it ain't no well that's too bad honey because i don't paid for mink well don't worry about it andy because i think it's just lovely and i like it very much and i'll have it for many many years [Music] women always make so much fuss about buying a dress i guarantee you there's nothing to it no just a matter of using your head that's all uh how do you do that excuse me miss but uh would you wait on us please i'll be with you gentlemen in a moment hmm self-eyes are 36. yeah we are sort of looking over the rack here until the sales lady can help us yeah um 42. 40 38. ah here's the 36. there is a bigger 36 i don't have a seed yeah well maybe you look at the number backwards kingfish maybe it's a 63. now what can i do for you oh i'd like to get one of these dresses for my wife i need the 36s yes everything from here on i know we'll find something you like when is the big event well uh next thursday from 8 30 to 12. [Music] i guess you've been looking forward to this for a long time no i just found it out yesterday [Music] i guess you and your wife are not the chatty sort no she did bounce into the house and told me the news does something like this appeal to you oh what do you think about a calhoun no that's a little too plain she wants something she can dance around in i know it's none of my business and i'm sure you know what you're doing but if the event is as near as next thursday you won't have any use for this dress after that oh well i wouldn't say that because we already done made arraignment for some rumble lessons for next friday [Music] i wonder if i might speak to you privately for a moment oh sure we got to go up to the sixth floor what do we got to go up to the sixth floor for these dresses is all right i don't see no sense in tramping all over the place come here calvin really gonna walk up and use the elevator oh george is beautiful well i'm glad you like it honey just absolutely beautiful and it's the right size too oh i can tell from the material that it's an expensive drip oh yeah honey that's the original copy of our slapper really but don't worry you get some money for anything like this now don't worry about that you didn't sell anything of ours to get it did you honey how could you think a thing like that well i'm sorry george it's just that it's so gorgeous well honey i'm gonna tell you a little secret for the past four months i've been putting away 50 cents a day out of my lunch money because i done decided to buy you something really beautiful oh george i never knew you were so thoughtful oh by the way george i heard from mrs van pelt today their plans are changed what happened well she forgot that the night i invited them over here is the night they're having their big society party and they want us to come over there oh and george i do want to look nice so first thing tomorrow morning we can get my fur jacket out of storage [Music] i don't know what to do well it says you're right kingfish first lying to me that you were in the fur business when it was sapphire's coat then selling it to me for mink oh what is i gonna do the sapphire knew what happened to our coat she never would forgive me i tell you boys i ready to kill myself well after hearing all the facts that sounds like the best idea to me [Music] andy for the last time i tell you got to get that coat back for me from that gallios nothing doing kingfish ever since i don't give her that coach she's been sweeter to me and i've been getting more and more affection every day you is and this ain't no time for me to reverse the wheels of progress look at that my marriage is at stake kingfish you wouldn't give it back to me anyway and i ain't gonna ask her then you are nothing but a low down coward coward ain't no man living never called me that put up your dukes kingfish that's okay by me i'm gonna tear you apart oh now take it easy fellas ain't no sense of getting all excited about this thing i'll show you who's a coward get ready to bleed boy get out of the room even yeah look out here before you get hurt and if i does i'll be the only one [Music] even didn't i tell you to stay out of the way oh you ripped it there yeah tough fight [Applause] hand around one all right well i ain't gonna sit here and watch you two fellas wals around if i can help you and they let me know oh brother look andy i'm sorry i called you a coward cause after all weird brothers in that great fraternity the mystic knights of the sea but look andy do you think by any chance that she would give you that quote back and you ask her for it not a chance kingfish then andy there's only one hall tournaquit we got to steal the coat back from what now she don't know calhoun and i gonna get calhoun to do the job oh wait a minute kingfish look handy you take rosemary for a walk through the park tonight about nine o'clock calhoun will be waiting there and the whole thing ain't gonna take more than a few minutes well let's see what i'm gonna do here with this camera don't do that stick them up and stick them up what goal oh sam i'm so glad it's you well you see i'm i'm playing a little prank on andy brown oh andy huh yeah ain't nothing serious i just played a little prank on it well you can get into trouble this way yeah guys better take it easy calhoun yeah on the show can you help me with my coach please yeah let's hurry up look at that look at that look at that hey look holy smoker hold up yeah all right daniel got verbs what i'm trying to say it's a hold up well rosemary give him the fur code like he say but he didn't ask for my fur coat andy oh sorry yeah well that's what i want all right it's your fur coat he said it that time i'm not going to give it to him oh you ain't huh let me see what my trigger finger look like listen i'm not going to give you my fur coat now look rosemary you got to give it to him after all he's the hold up man and we're the victims you don't want to violate the criminal code if he wants something i'll give it to him [Music] yeah honey i'll be home in a little while what's that your fur coat no i didn't forget it i haven't had glaze for you yeah you will have it in plenty time for the party tomorrow night i'll guarantee you that okay honey well calhoun ought to be with the code any minute now this is the darndest thing i ever heard of having calhoun hold them up look amos when you got your back in the wall you can't be too choosy and when calhoun bring in that coat oh my troubled it over and there where the coach didn't calhoun get it that calhoun is the worst crook i don't ever see he ought to be ashamed of himself what happened annie rosemary wouldn't give him the code and done chased him out of the park oh this is the end of the world not quite kingfish and there's ways to come rose married and told me tonight that me and her has been invited to the van pelt party and she's gonna wear the full jacket well boys you've really got yourself a problem now two women going to a party and only one coat i'd like to see just how you gonna get out of this one well that's all andy okay [Applause] there he yeah you need this schedule to work out pretty good in fact that's the only way we can work it with two gals and one coat all going to the same party well give me the schedule again kingfish well any first you take your gal to the party yeah and then you passes me the coat i run home and give it a sapphire and bring her to the party check then when we get ready to leave i'll take sapphire home first and when she go in the bedroom then i'll run back to the party and give you the coat and then you can take rosemary home double check yeah i got the whole thing figured out here according to time we better simonize our watches yeah [Music] you're gonna have a lot of running to do kingfish back and forth to that party yeah andy i'm glad it ain't a formal party because i figured on wearing my sneakers [Music] [Laughter] oh excuse me [Applause] oh hello how are you mrs van pelt i'd like to introduce my escort to mr brown how do you do that how do you do mr brown won't you both come in mr brown you may take rosemary's coat and put it into the bedroom there and i'll introduce her to the guests oh you look so lovely do come and join us mr brown [Applause] all right operator thank you george i've been trying to reach you all over town what's the idea of coming in here at the last minute with my coat well honey i told you i was going to have it breathe and he just finished with it a little while ago well it doesn't look any different to me hurry and help me into it come on we're late yes my dear [Music] [Applause] oh sapphire and this must be your husband do come in thank you everybody's here sapphire oh mr stevens will you please take your wife's coat and put it into the bedroom there and i'll start introducing her yeah good idea so glad you came so glad you came george it's only 12 o'clock why do we have to leave so early well honey you knew the night when we were dancing to rumba and i sideswiped miss van pelt i think i dislocated one of my vertigos too bad george get my coat [Music] oh are you leaving sapphire yes we are rosemary well we'll go together oh fine i'll get andy wait a minute george rosemary and andy are leaving with us now too where where who when andy and rosemary are leaving with us oh george i forgot to say good night to mr van pelt oh how nice of you to get my jacket mr steve is i'll just put it over my shoulders let's go someplace where it's real exciting i don't think you're gonna find any place to top this oh i'd better go say goodbye to him also i wish i could put her in bed with pneumonia well i'm all ready just put it over my shoulders andy has it been a delightful yeah oh you're trying on my coat sapphire and it looks well on you your jacket rosemary oh no this is mine sapphire you mistaken i can tell by the sleeve that this is my jacket while rosemary don't be difficult i should know my own jacket after all these years you better stand back here with a shopkin ain't going to be so big yeah i don't guess there's no point in us running away is it no andy on this deal check us down to the end of the earth the thing to do is we'd write them take our medicine well rosemary i know just what happened george sold andy my jacket in order to get me this dress well there ought to be something done about it to teach them a lesson for pulling this stunt on us tonight well you know sapphire just as i told you before i bought a jacket like this several years ago and i bought it at harrison summers too i think i still have it really yes now why don't i let rosemary wear my jacket and the both of you walk out with jackets on and just don't say a word well it would certainly keep them guessing they wouldn't know what to make of it you know that's a great idea we'll teach them a lesson they'll never forget i'll get it okay they must be going there at hot and heavy in there now yeah well on the basis of what rosemary did to calhoun i think zapper is gonna get the worst of it oh i think somebody can take care of ourselves well are we all ready uh yeah are you in the clear zone uh good luck kingfish george help me with my coat i want to put it on of me too well shall we go someplace and have coffee oh that's a wonderful idea let's go all right gentlemen continue there's no two ways about it doctor we're as nutty as a couple of fruitcakes check

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Published: Sun Aug 15 2021