Amos N Andy - The Young Girl's Mother (1951)

[Music] uh hello folks i'm emma you know my friend andy had quite an experience last week he went up to see his dentist up on the 12th floor of the atlantic building and then in the self-service elevator on the way down ground floor please [Music] conked out oh the heavens will be trapped if i always do something call for help please go for help please uh call for help yeah i'll do that two hours with beauty contest winner the boy don't seem to be too unhappy about it there don't do anything yes me and mrs van porter was talking about that this morning the talk around town that for the first two hours every time the firemen threw it and their rope he threw it right back well i'll tell you henry that one gal and ain't gonna mess with caught no old man like that gonna be foolish enough to chase after no young gal all right holy how do i look handy you look like a genuine college co-ed oh boy but endless you ain't really serious about quoting this young allergies kingfish i was never more serious in my life general match well andy didn't let age stand in his way and for the next week he really rushed that gail brenda movies theater dinner little walks in the park [Music] oh cold now thanks oh andy isn't it a lovely night and aren't all the stars so beautiful yeah but you make all the stars seem dim my sweetie it went out yeah a new one this morning must be a live follicle there kingfish oh boy oh boy oh what are you so happy my boy kingfish i didn't pop the question to brenda this bonus and she didn't recepted me and the parrot looked through is all set for like wednesday well well well for you're going to get married welcome to the ranks of the living dead easy as happy as a lot i got a ring again everything look yeah well let's take a look at the thing there but the only thing andy hey brenda little young for you uh yeah only 21. what you mean young this is true love kingfish and aids don't make no difference after all remember what shakespeare says east is east and west is west and you're all right as long as the trains don't meet that i wouldn't put yeah much stuff in it well it looked like old dance stupid done gaffed another flounder uh you know when you going with a lot of gale since i knows you oh yeah a regular don [Music] abigail simpson cc lima [Music] you know i'll never forget the day she walked into the old fresh air taxi cab office and i said to her miss blue i'm sorry miss blue you can't type and you can't take shorthand you don't know nothing about filing we just can't use you i'm terribly sorry could you come to wait next tuesday the fascinating widow madame queen adam queen the big romance in your life i'll never forget the time she sued you for reaching promise in other words madame queen and the brown did actually propose to you propose to me by this year alone that we will propose to me 137 times 137 times in one year yes indeed it would have been more than that if we've been going fed it i tell you yeah that was a lot of years ago have you ever heard from the daily creature since oh a couple of years after the trial should not mail me a christmas present but the post office department got the fuse out in time [Music] last time i heard from her she was living down in georgia with our two kids oh but that was all war over the dam and everything well kingfish [Applause] there goes my pass english from now on brenda is the only gal in my life past present or future well you got an eye for beauty all right i wish my eyesight had been that good when i got mad and i never would have stigmatized myself into what i got that's right mama the wedding is just wednesday and i want you to get up to new york just as soon as you can uh-huh oh he's the most wonderful man mama but i won't tell you anything about it until you get here uh-huh how long ago was it mama you were in new york years ago honey of course in those days i was known as madame queen [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] oh my daughter you have a lovely apartment here oh yes i do oh i see you still have my picture here on the piano i sure have my daughter told me all about this young man of yours well mama's like this he's coming up this evening but i won't tell you a thing about him till you meet him all right honey can i use your donkey mama uh i kind of like to make this call in private if there's someone i knew a long time ago a man a man mama if somebody i never told you and your brother anything about he guilted me years ago and i just thank my lucky star that you ain't had the misfortune to meet a man like this he was lazy he wouldn't work and he was nothing but an all-round loafer well mama if he's this terrible why in the world are you calling him up well honey going with a man like this is like riding on a roller coaster when you're riding on it you know it ain't doing you no good but when it's all over it you sure know you just love please well there we are sir hey this we're really going to be superficial oh yeah you know her mama's in town i got to meet her tonight well i'll have this back tomorrow for the final fittings for a round well andy next wednesday afternoon you go down the aisle i never thought i'd see the day that you'd walk the last miles on yeah don't worry about me kingfish everything is going to be smooth sailing probably brenda [Applause] hello don't you hell no me you no good lover i called you up to give you a good piece of my mind i forgot what you done to me excuse me for protruding but who is that speaking up to here you ain't got the wrong number know who this is i don't recognize the voice but the snarl is familiar this is the woman you jilted years ago this is the woman you took presents and money from and then run out on holy smoke senorita butterfly it is not this happens to be madame queen oh no okay the party you were talking to just fell flat on these kisses is there anything i can do this is madame queen get that bomb up and put it back on this phone now look at him madame queen that boy don't want you bothering him that's all done and over with and on top of that he's getting nuts to lead it up with someone of this generation madam queen you can't talk to me like that if you come around here i'll fix you i'll have my wife punch you right in the know [Music] oh me boys what is that gonna do if madame queen finds out i'm gonna get married to brenda she gonna nip the nuptials listen andy the best thing for you to do is to go ahead with the wedding to brenda now madame queen can do a lot of holly but once he's married ain't nothing she can do you is right amos that's what i'm going to do i'll go in here just like nothing doesn't happen tonight i'm going over and meet brenda's mama and this time tomorrow i'll be safe behind the iron curtain of matrimony come on [Music] well andy you're all set to meet our i guess like in the army i gotta pass mustard well thanks for coming up your kingfish and giving me your immoral support hello brenda hello andy come in yeah uh brenda allow me to present you up with my esteemed up friend and business colleague george kingfish stephen how do you do i'm glad to meet you be careful there boy this is you brenda andy you're so cute oh yeah i was a dog all right but i'm afraid i got a little disappointment for you mom isn't feeling too well she's in the bedroom lying down oh that's a shame brenda nothing serious after us no she had a terrible shot this afternoon she made a telephone call and when it was all over she was in a terrible state yeah i had quite a shock on the phone myself today i was yeah that telephone's a dangerous instrument all right i'll go and see his mama come in and say hello uh do that honey i just dying to meet her yeah wheel of india some of the family must have been hunting the jungle there's a picture of a rhinoceros on the piano there hmm definitely this rhinoceros is wearing a brush yeah that's a woman [Music] she's me i've seen that face someplace before that ain't lonzini in this guy did it kingfish this is madame queen what in the world would brenda be doing with a picture of madame queen to my dear daughter brenda from mother kingdom i remember before i met her madame queen was married to somebody named thompson and she had two children kingfish brenda is her daughter well this is the first time ever i heard of a peacock having a vulture for my mother that's funny i wonder where they could have gone he left his hat here honey is this young man of yours buying a chance named andy brown why yes mama why honey you and i have got to have a long long talk oh my dear miss thompson do you mean to tell me this scoundrel who jilted you 10 years ago is now trifling with the affections of your daughter i sure do and i don't intend to have that weasel get away with it this time no no calm yourself [Applause] you know andy this is the best thing that don't ever happen to you uh here's your answer put it over there on the table later and leave us alone we don't want to be disturbed yeah playing the big kingfish hot is the best thing that ever doesn't happen to me well take brenda she young and a beautiful girl but don't forget andy when you met madame queen 20 years ago she was a knockout too kingfish you mean to say that brenda may someday look like her mama well that's the way it is erosion sets in right before your [Applause] you know eyes got nothing but an old tomato yeah i was very fortunate with my wife sapphire i didn't have to worry about erosion she was pretty well eaten up when i got ahold of you is her kingfish brenda trying not to look like our mother what kind of a mad life would i have where are you off the hook now andy and madam queen ain't gonna let your man our daughter know how well the worst thing that doesn't happen to you you are stuck with a long tail coat yeah and i ain't paying for that anyway go away leave it alone me and annie just talking to you about how lucky is that he don't have to marry the daughter that old walrus madame queen andy brown i'm here to tell you that the wedding is going on is scheduled tomorrow at 12 o'clock you and my daughter's gonna get married now wait a minute wait a minute nothing then brothers talked us over and if i can't have you is going to happen andrew h brown oh andy [Applause] got away from adam queen he really went into hiding he wasn't taking no chances at all [Applause] [Music] [Applause] oh listen calhoun it seems as though nobody can find andy but with him in hiding me and you is going to get madame queen off andy's neck well explain what's got to be done because i always like to know what i'm doing when i'm doing it hello me and you is going to tell madame queen that our dear brother andy dumb departed his village here and he have now so journeyed in the great beyond now wait a minute king and this is the thing you is going to be the undertaker [Applause] are you sure you weren't following and this ain't no place for you to be hiding listen neymar if i shows my face on the street madame queen and that bulldog lawyer is going to throw me right in the clink but andy you ain't broke no laws the thing to do is to go to madame queen and tell her you just ain't gonna marry a dog you know amos i think you're right i'm going over to the lodge hall and get the kingfish we'll both go up and see madame queen what time you got anymore oh it's about five minutes or two well let's go we ought to get off the night hall about 2 30. madam queen [Music] i'm in madame queen better lock up here hope you don't want to be discovered at a time like this i came as soon as i got your message i can't believe it oh yeah madam queen we put our dear beloved brother into your weed this morning and this is the gentleman here that takes the box well it was dead wasn't what else we could do with it i can hardly believe it yeah it happens all right me and brother andy was interesting down the street eating the doll in a quarter blue place when all at once rig and water's hitting and he toppled right over into the chicken croquettes but one consolation that happened near the end of the meeting and we had the confidence that he went on a full stomach oh [Applause] [Music] but you know what some people say he's gone but some days he may come back but i wasn't expecting this soon though what was that i didn't hear nothing that you can't move and not me i didn't hear nothing i didn't hear that neither but i just quickly heard something now man of course you can't get out the back door yeah let me in all good hands that sounds like andy well what do you know about that the dirty party brothers kind of contact us from the great beyond oh this is terrible yeah we can't have nothing like this our dear departed brother who's trying to contact us from the great beyond green corey ah left him go away beat it hey kidding getting lost your bum oh dear oh dear hey kingfish let us in how you like that he just brought a friend with it there's something only going on around now wait a minute get out of the way uh oh yeah yeah this is a nice spot right here too yes nice to get out of that hospital it's been three weeks since nothing queen went to work on me now take it easy i'll tell you something amos this is all going to happen to me on account of women and you can mark my word and mock them again i ain't never going to look at another woman as long as i live well i'm glad to hear you said that's right yeah [Music] oh no [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] ah [Music] [Music] you

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Published: Mon Mar 15 2021