A Zombie Apocalypse Where The Spiffing Brit Is The Enemy - Project Zomboid Is Perfectly Balanced

welcome to project zomboid the Ultimate post-apocalypse Zombie Survival game you think you could survive a hundred days well in a world where a stray shot of glass will be enough to kill you I wish you good luck now I am a professional British person of course which means that my abilities to survive in a hostile environment with terrible food is actually second to none so in order to increase the challenge I'll be playing with all of the negative trades possible say hello to Fat Larry he can't read he can't run and guess what he can't even see he is effectively a biological dead end in terms of the human genome and yet today I'm going to make the impossible possible and help him not only just survive but Thrive to make matters even more challenging I will be starting today on top of the Louisville City Mall a place rammed with and surrounded by hordes of the undead the situation is then exacerbated by the fact that I am joined by five friends who also share the exact same issues I'm joined by Kevin what are you Kevin oh I didn't know I'd be first I'm a secret agent turned janitor of them all turned Navy SEAL coming to rescue my a father who was a security guard working at the mall and I have a hat that was brilliant kiwo your intro best live up to the previous one okay hello my name's kilo today I'm playing Denise pastry part-time Chef ex-chef let go after they caught me eating food off the customers plates unfortunately lovely and AAA what's your law I am Gerald Williams the incredible and Unforgettable philosophical survivor man I put the team on my back so try to keep me alive and I'll help out all the rest of you nurse go ahead hello it's nurse you may know me from my mini short project Zomboy tutorials well today I will be playing as a morbidly obese unemployed unregistered nurse woman and I will be doing my best to heal everyone and get everyone to safety wonderful finally private lime howdy I'm playing shock Lord I used to be a preschool t-ball Champion I Am Lightning quick with my mind and reflexes despite my size for my body is my temple and my mind is my Oasis I was molded for this moment now just quickly hop in here and say there's one minor issue with this intro that I told all of the other players they're the rules that they're all playing by but I ladies and gentlemen I'm lying my goal is simple I will kill them all my goal is to turn the group in on itself and lead them in a state of certain destruction and escape with all of the critical loot so to begin with we must use them to gather all of the items I need to survive we must use them to protect ourselves and we must influence them to do our bidding yes ladies and gents welcome to the zombie apocalypse where the real villain is me wonderful uh my Maori friends um it's time for us to survive we have no clothes no shoes so do not run move very carefully do not slip and trip because it is hard to fix Cuts bruises and bleeding equally if we encounter a zombie uh yank their shoes I like the crab stance it looks like for giant babies lead us to Victory oh my gosh this this cup there's weapons in here there are weapons in here um well we're gonna need this is the worst idea ever we're gonna need to do something real quick let's go let's go okay you know Tag Team tag team let's go bad boys oh there we go I will push them Bonk Bonk for victory guys they're coming from behind the generators oh no behind you back up to the helipad up to the helipad let's go punk strong men have saved us remember who your Alphas are in this pack oh gosh damn bat Bros are doing good oh geez they're all around you yeah I accidentally may have been nibbled there now you might notice I have a weapon this instantly makes me more important powerful and consequently the sigma male of the group my goal was clear improve myself and gather a source of food for the moment assisting the others and protecting them made sense but as soon as it goes south I'm dropping them faster than the Mandalorian viewing statistics okay regroup team let's get back together after that horrible Slaughter well we've cleared off the rooftop uh uh we should probably get into the mall now we'll try to get down there and barricade everything yeah we're doing good I think when we go through that door the best move we can make is to go straight left to the end brings us to like a backward food storage area um if we go right we connect to the main mall which might connect us with a horde which is an issue so we want to kind of like keep to the back corridors where no one can see us yeah and we'll have to be quiet we should all creep inside of them all so that we don't make two much noise because I'm not as Afraid Anymore inside okay uh everybody gather around and I'm going to lead us through the second part of the mission so where the hell is Kevin I'm drinking from the toilet okay part two of our mission we need to get inside of the mall and surreptitiously uh avoid stirring the zombies so we're gonna be quiet everyone get into sneak boy mode and then we'll uh we'll try to take them out quietly this time we're going to go through the back corridors so we get some items to barricade maybe some food so that we don't uh all die of our morbid obesity don't alert them don't alert them I'm guarding the back you keep going let's go oh my Fork broke doing great guys it's okay okay how are we doing in on the uh at our 12 o'clock doing brilliant we're doing brilliant we're almost we've got pretty much a clean run to the end yeah it's very good okay maybe we'll open the door is everyone ready for me to open the door in three two one I'm backing away oh it's just one we're fine for now I'm oh it's um it's an appliance store there's a lot over there I don't know my prediction was there might be food here because it's an appliance store uh in the very least there's gonna be like a kitchen knife we could use okay I found the food shop it's across the way from us it's across the way ah of course it is yeah that is number one priority right now someone make a theme song for when we're uh sneaking around look at this this is food this looks like the jackpot of food right here grills beef jerky I think there's raw meat in here as well that we can take back to these places entire ham a whole okay beef jerky salads what the heck is that yeah instead of lettuce it's dehydrated meat so short-term food had been solved by the existence of a meat shop but realistically with the amount of players we have that's only about three to four days worth of food once again ambiguous amphibian tries to organize the group and sort the food together this is an issue as food provides a temporary strength buff allowing us to hit harder to have more energy and carry more loot consequently we want to hide the highest quality foods for later and eat well above our fair share in order to empower ourselves and maintain our Monopoly on strength oh also I didn't mention I'm scratched and potentially infected with the zombie virus but of course I'm going to be keeping that information to myself okay team gather around the meat where we found the meat and we were going ever meeting at the meat a meeting how incredibly clever that was come back to the meat all right um after what I thought we would have to restart after we were all going to die I think we've done a great job thank you for coming to this meeting [Laughter] all right so our next side quest for our uh mission is to go around the rest of the mall and find wood and weapons so that we can start to barricade entrance by entrance while we kill the Zombies so let's let's Scout around the mall and then we'll come back here yeah to our to our South we have like um some officey places off to our like East like this direction I think there is like a woodworking shop maybe there are guns in the north they're awesome let's go for the guns let's do the guns that's the most fun we don't have a way to get the door off of the guns though that's the problem so we need we can we can figure it out we can hit it you know exactly where the hard the hardware shop is I'm turning Irish again I'm sorry for butchering your language I think there is a hardware shop vaguely in this direction uh I think it's a hardware shop at least there are quite a lot of zombies over though oh there are we're going to sneak up again we've got a cross over here gotta fight all of the necessary zombies if there's too many for whatever reason then head back to the meat okay guys we're doing great we're doing wonderful um let me see those muscles move guys fitness instructor Larry's on the case coming up the stairs doing great guys okay next next set of zombies on their way okay good job gang uh I'm going to leave this spot I think we could just run to the hardware store I also leveled up so I am improving I'm stronger I'm a secret or boy let's head on up in I think yeah we've killed uh enough potential oh we [Music] are speeding area the problem that's snowballing quickly at the front it's okay run away everyone run away we found what we needed we're going south and uh let's go good job good job how's everyone doing in terms of stats I'm exhausted sad anxious and hungry so I think I'm going to help myself to a nice beef jerky salad I'm gonna grab a couple of meat patties and I'm gonna go over to the appliance shop and microwave them let's all just refresh ourselves and get less depressed now unfortunately as of foray to the hardware store shows this ragtag group of undisciplined Fighters are not very capable of clearing large hordes of the undead they were scared beaten and wounded annoyingly I needed them alive for just a little bit longer so I wanted to try and influence them to get medicine to temporarily boost their fighting prowess and deal with all of this depression that they're going through team meeting team meeting okay does anyone have any needs first off we're all morbidly obese people who are still alive and possibly one of us is bit but uh I'd say we're doing at least like eight out of ten good there is actually a medical area we can go to oh this amazing medical office so that we could all get antidepressants to cure our depression that would be useful we could go for that right uh medical would take us into the top right of the mall this direction off in the far distance so back to the hardware store and then just across and above it um it would also put us relatively above the gun shop uh but okay to get to the gun shop realistically we need to go down a level and then into the maintenance tunnels because if we try and tackle the gun shop from the front we're going to get overwhelmed by a hole Yeah you have to enter the bag let's go let's go to that medical place and then see if we can find a way down check out this sushi place I have like a cupcake or something can you see through the windows they got a big gun what there's a gun on one of them oh yeah there's a police officer with a shotgun on them yes we should never use that or we'll all die there seems to be quite a bit of them in there who hates Sushi yeah I think we could we could the gun potentially though in the very least we could use it to attract zombies to the other side of the shopping mall yeah they've broken they've broken through all right time to have a treat you grab that gun right hey I grabbed the shotgun good good right we uh pull back to the boom stick okay all right now I'm back at the microwave um chairs from the sushi place and lime I'm afraid you're on your own if you're still over by the sushi place so after yet another failed outing where we didn't even reach our destination I decided the best way was to destroy the group's Dynamic by inviting a force of total chaos James key this man can corrupt anything he touches so I found him hiding in the corner of the mall and dragged him into our group just to watch him tear it apart from within little did I know how much of this would influence the coming plans welcome back to the AAA meeting oh hey guys it's me spiff your boy I've been on a vision journey and look who I found it's it's more cop James key he like us is useless terrible and has nothing to offer however um he can eat some of our endless meat Supply which is wonderful that's what we like to see we like me can we have clap clap for our new friend guys clap foreign we've got a mission to do we want to get to the gun shop and then liberate our way out of here like true Americans true glorious Americans welcome back to the AAA meeting we've got the TVs on to keep everyone uh from getting bored and yeah that I I was lying we're gonna go back to the uh we're gonna go back to the gun store now well right um let's let's go to the now as an American I can sense the gun store smell it out my Bloodhound go everyone follow the Florida man to the gun store okay everyone the gun store is down there uh can we all see it let's go around to the left side and then we will hook over let's make a plan so there's a staircase over there I propose we're going to Hair Genesis next to the gun store and use that to get into the service tunnel behind the guns how does that sound very nice very nice because that I was going to Hair Genesis anyway perfect I mean you could do a little bit of a touch-up your roots are graying a bit okay there's a hardware store just behind us which will have a hammer and stuff like that do they have a rake we shouldn't leave him alone there well you know maybe this he could prove his work he figured himself yes this is your amazing everyone you know we are next to the professional grade antidepressants please it is a weapon I don't want to hear about your home life James key I think you should actually get a weapon please okay okay team gather Uh Kevin lime come back come back way too far up way too far up we're trying to make antidepressants there we go James key have you proved your medal and worth yeah oh are you about to give him a pistol where's your weapon he did he didn't get a weapon oh maybe he I did get a weapon maybe he found his spirit animal in the hardware store yes tell us what your spirit animal is oh he's using his bare hands because the bear is his Spirit oh no he just has a revolver thanks it's all vitamins this way he can stay this way this way service tunnels I don't think I am the real Florida man anymore you know you've been here we found Vegas man even another tier Beyond Florida man I think that may have actually got them off to the other side of the malt so we might be safe to go down to the gun store now James key do you want to go to the gun store yes I need more bullets so if we go down here we want to go into the shop straight beneath us and then get into the service tunnel beneath it right that's the plan okay you guys go in there and I'm going to lead them out the front I will be the distraction get into the gun store I'm leading them away I'm shouting throughout the mall I may be in danger though we'll do I'm well that's good because I'm leading them away now all part of my elaborate Pro bar and that's it right we can go along to the gun store this is the gun shop oh I've got the key I just have the key on me oh my gosh you didn't even yes oh easy peasy lemon squeezy let's grab that shotgun oh a shotgun how many Scopes oh my God shogun's good though good horde dispersal grab some shotguns eventually open the front door yes they should be able to yeah uh we might need to get a wiggle on with our looting spree then I'm just having a quick jump on jerky and then I'm ready to hit the town oh great everyone except for me has a rifle may I have one please um there's a bunch of pistols pistols are good now just as planned James key almost killed everyone but more importantly we were now in the gun shop and I Thanks to looting the keys from all nearby zombies was able to get first access to the shop meaning I of course grabbed a shotgun and almost all of the shells this means that I have the Monopoly on all of the ammunition if I could encourage the others to use up their personal supply of shotgun shells as fast as possible they would then become dependent on me to maintain their power this ladies and gentlemen is the Long play I can't do this no no no no no no what is going on guns out guns out guys let's go loud let's clear out this this mall if we lose the front of the shop for back to the back of the shop and go through the corridors yes so let them come in let them come in yeah there aren't that many of them there's not really much of a line to hold actually I stand corrected I'm gonna get this American flag highly inaccurate also very anxious this is not really working particularly well I'm doing great don't you worry oh yeah good yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we should drop it completely back go run okay make a right guys get back to the meat room team clearly we had to leave the mall now as we were low on meat and also I needed it fresh Undead to eliminate these other players the only issue I have is my gun bullets endless supply of meat and my giant ego was weighing me down because of this my character is over encumbered and will get tired faster this won't be a problem provided I hang back don't get too combat focused and I can find the car as quickly as possible I should be able to get out safely okay again gather around the AAA meeting for another meeting okay so now I think we can actually get a car and Escape although there are seven of us so what are you doing over there oh you're making your tea aren't you my cup of tea okay gang let's go to the east side of the mall and try to find a car and if that doesn't work we'll then try the South and then the west and then we'll just give up and uh some of you will die so let's start with the east side at least keep your hopes High while we can guns out hey there's a light switch on in here I turned on a light in here let's do it oh that's the loading dock all right let's uh let's get ready for anything gang there is nothing to get ready for Beyond just oh wow we don't need to shoot them we don't need to shoot them we can crowbar them slash pitchforkum are we missing somebody this is America oh no American mode activated I had to do it in self-defense okay that's an alcohol man it's got an empty gas Cannon I don't think who's in the back let me just quickly fantastic we're talking to the taxi there's a bull driver key on the ground here yes oh you found the key to the taxi I think we need gas let me check let me check the car's details it needs fuel it needs gas behind you we can get petrol I need to pour out my water uh actually I can fill it with my Empty Bottle oh my God looks like a mint condition I might hop out really quick oh time to not okay there's more gasoline in this black van black van okay hang on I'm moving the car around um actually uh can anybody defend lime I do have a shotgun if anyone else wants to hold it avoid any attention [Music] what the heck am I doing should I use my shotgun uh We've created an elaboration here oh God oh my God what's up with the car guys jeez um we got enough for everyone this is probably fine no it's okay guys it was another serving review I have all of the shotgun shows on me sorry for not telling you goodbye no not the shotgun shells he's turning oh no it's fine I feel I feel karmic consequences where is he okay who's gonna make the tea well that bastard Floridian hooligan drove a car into me after leaving me to die did he not know that my plan was to get him killed not the other way round out of this group of videos how on Earth am I the first to die well unfortunately for them I am powered by my desire to see others fail and my job was not finished for that reason I must return in the afterlife I hit the devil over the head with a giant bag of Yorkshire Tea gold and consequently he led me return as an ascended being powered only by Revenge hey hey come back come back Live come back here from your past I would it's a ghost review why are you haunting us we had no my friend Larry is Dead Finn Larry the reborn is here and he desires Vengeance Vengeance I tell you come back here you pesky man allow me to serve you I know you're slow and unfit what's going on slow you're weak you're weak and vulnerable run the opposite way nurse no he's more powerful vulnerable pan what is going on I've lime is dead where is the ambiguous who ran me over with a car you cannot stop me I think he's more powerful I have a gun you have a frying pan I'm faster than you you are slow and weak you cannot catch me look at we go I'm like a bunny rabbit you can't get me you can't get me yeah I'm hallucinating and you have a gun I have a hole we have to kill him you cannot stop me you cannot I cannot be stuffed why why does the pan have so much range no don't ask what's going on no oh I've dealt with your kind before I'm dead everyone ever happily ever after and there we have it ladies and gentlemen I died but I was also reborn and I killed some of my friends slash enemies slash for enemies which to be honest every living human being is to me you're all wonderful majestically sausagey Frenemies nonetheless of course if you enjoyed today's video you'd legally must give it a like else I will revive myself near to your location and hunt you down with a frying pan at the same time why not consider subscribing to myself for one of my lovely friends who joined me in today's video and if you want to see more like this then hop on down to the comment section and hurl your favorite ideas at me as I would love to experiment with more of this in the future anyways always a massive thank you to each other one of our amazing YouTube channel members and patreon to make all of these videos all the more possible especially thank you very much you lovely Majestic sausages and hey if you sat there wondering what video to watch next look no further than this one on screen now hand chosen by myself to be perfect for you anyway I'll see each and every one of you the next one have a lovely day and goodbye for now

Channel: The Spiffing Brit

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Length: 24min 31sec (1471 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 15 2023