Becoming GOD In Spore Was A Mistake - Spore Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits

Spore is a game Spore is a simulation Spore is life Spore is love Spore is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits there we go we can wrap up the video guys we answered the question this perfect simulation of the natural world can't possibly have any issues but hang on a second if Spore simulates the world then surely exploits that work in the real world will also work here in Spore oh well if that's the case then today ladies and gents it's time to talk about religion welcome back all it's been ages since we played sport and I realize they haven't actually showed off my favorite most overpowered exploit yet so grab yourself a nice warm cup of Yorkshire Tea a get comfy as we commence the most absurdly evil game of Sport the world has ever seen so let's begin a brand new game of Spore where of course upon fresh installing the game we have to start out at everyone's favorite cell stage Now ladies and gentlemen before we begin we need to actually name our planet which is going to house our wonderful species now remember you want to name it after something that encourages Evolution not say a biological dead end like skegness or Grimsby instead we want to name it after something that truly encourages that random mutation consequently we're going to be naming our planet Chernobyl nuclear power plant everyone's favorite source of encouraged Evolution and just like that ladies and gentlemen life begins in the Glorious world of Spore oh it's wonderful as our icy Comet of Life flies past the Sun and gets ready to kick-start the cosmic soup of life oh it's truly wonderful let it begin and thus Begins the Glorious cell stage ladies and gentlemen where we need to create the most optimal form of life in the universe we start off as a little bit of a tadpole which you know isn't exactly too powerful our only desire is to eat food and grow with someone a gym lad now as a carnivore of course we can eat the other life forms around us however there really isn't too much of a benefit for it ah fantastic and we've discovered our first evolutionary item that we can take the spike anyway perfect we've leveled up a bunch so it's time for us to try and actually you know kick start a new generation of evolution our first evolution is to add on these lovely jabby bits as we create our first being the wonderful stab boy 5000. he's got big old stabby bits on him and he's gonna be perfect for murdering the local Wildlife after all we need to be as carnivorous as possible oh look there's a boy for us to murder there we go we can stab him oh no no no you're not getting away from me come on back here let me stab you there we go ah release your goodies of infinite food you tasty boy oh my goodness this boy wants to murder me luckily I can murder him first yes fantastic and I've stolen his power now we have unlocked the ability to Jet and just move around a whole lot faster however instead I'm much more interested in the ability to turn ourselves into just a giant knife and so we're adding even more stabbies to the stabby boy 5000. this is the true optimal evolutionary path just make yourself completely and utterly inedible two hours later right the stabby boy 5000 has now reached his final form he is looking wonderful we've added more spikes to him than ever before and he is pretty much you know safe to whatever will attack him because he's just a giant stabby boy for that exact reason we're kind of a little bit Unstoppable like we can just shave whatever enemy we see and they can't exactly do anything to stop us oh look he's a big boy oh he looks angry unfortunately he can't kill me oh you can't kill me yes that's right I'm too stabby for you oh yes I have become a God give me your body food what do you mean I can't even need your body it's too big well I mean I've become Unstoppable so that is at least something oh my goodness I'm getting attacked on all sides now luckily I am a Unstoppable stabby boy so it does not matter yes I've grown I've grown in 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the most optimal form of the stabby boy 5000 however it is time for us to say goodbye to the stabby boy for his time with us is now over instead we must create a strong and new creature one with immense power and natural advantages the creature would need to be tall so as to reach the highest of trees wide so that it is sturdy for combat and most importantly intimidating it is for that exact reason that I have created the most optimal creature of all time the phallicus the phallicus is tall intimidating can you spit attacks can use bite attacks and most importantly has the power of sight and speed this is the optimal Predator this is what Peak Performance looks like you might not like it but it is just simply the truth and so Begins the legendary journey ladies and gentlemen as we approach the creature stage where we're almost ready to destroy the game via the medium of religion first we must grow ourselves a brain for in order to understand the power of religion one must have a base level of intelligence which is exactly what the phallicus is out again today as you can see we have our intimidation stick poking out of the water which I think biologically we breathe from on because the rest of the creatures under the sea but hey away we go the phalicuses march to war ladies and gentlemen ah yes we're ready to conquer land itself we are looking wonderful it's the beginning of a new day ladies and gentlemen ah the phallicus is ready we are not a social species we are not a species designed to work together no we are a species that is designed to murder anything that is not our own like this weird floor creature um yes we will eat it right now we must meet with a new other creature that has evolved out of the Chernobyl nuclear reactor and consequently we have found the crocus ladies and gentlemen not very strong creatures our mission is either to impress them or to eat them we are of course going to go with the latter because um we are evil so let me go for my signature move of phallicus spit attack go yes it's the least they'll expect alright so we're going to bite come on DPS DPS come on yes we've got a minor Advantage oh we've done it goodbye Alpha crocus you're nothing in comparison to the phallicus we've done it we've killed them and we've stolen their ability of sight and now I will eat their corpses in front of their loved ones time to slaughter the remaining crocuses oh these poor pacifist crocuses oh you are weak little noodle boys you have no Mighty powers to stand up against the phalicus you aren't consequently evolutionary going to die and there we go that is our first rival tribe murdered we have evaporated their little Camp right so the phallicus is going to emit its mating call as we head back to Camp as we prepare to create the next evolution of the phallicus an even more powerful alternative Let The Mating commence ah lovely natural beautiful love truly is a sight to Behold The Glorious Majesty of nature itself ah wonderful so we've gained a few advantages number one we're going to switch over to the wonderful handibles hannibals are superior to our previous attempts at at biting because they do a lot more damage so will bam handibles have been added they also improve our health at the same time we've got improved feet that would allow us to have increased charge and speed and most importantly very high levels of spit and health attack up here anyway ladies and gentlemen this is pretty much the final evolution of the legendary fallacas we are Mighty and powerful and full of balls we have shafted many an enemy with our throbbing desire to conquer the entire world now the mighty phalicus is a honestly absolutely powerful being that should be feared on the battlefields I mean just look at that we're bam species murdered there we go fantastic we feasted on the corpses of our enemies now we must head off to our new home hopefully our new home is by the coastline because uh famously Coastal tribal stage is horrifically overpowered oh my I found some weak other boys that we can mass murder yes lovely oh these tiny little creatures will have no idea what's hit them you might be an alpha your species but I am the mighty phalicus I am tall strong and prideful and you are now dead thank you for your tasty corpse oh my goodness the sheer DPS of the phallus is amazing we have absolutely massacred our opponents oh wonderful and every time we eat them our brain power improves goodbye tiny Squints you are now extinct right now I'm getting very close to actually uh leveling up entirely which is something I do not want to do consequently we are going to head as fast as possible over towards a new camp where hopefully we will be closer to the coastline I found another set of phallic is lovely right yes this will be my new home base uh because this is close to the coastline which is going to make the next stage of the game a lot easier so this is going to be our base point for leveling up into the final era and oh look at these social creatures have come over to say hello and they've even brought their child right murder them kill them all yes glorious murder oh and there we go we've actually done it we've evolved right in our home base yes our brain has expanded to the point where we are now knowledgeable and consequently we must start a religion a truly powerful religion which means we must cast behind our premium and optimal ways of fighting and choose the path of pacifism now this is when we're going to cast off all of our wonderful combat benefits and move into becoming a being of total peace and Tranquility the phallicus is no more we are going to create a reverently peaceful religious tribe of relaxing tea drinkers ladies and gentlemen this is the optimal and glorious creature known as the tea drinker he is mighty he is powerful and he is glorious and today ladies and gentlemen surrounded by his leafy goodness we are going to conquer the entire world and become religious now the best way to become religious is to spend the early days of your life being incredibly violent and eating everything but as soon as you reach the tribal in Civilization stage we're going to go for basically pure pacifism hence why we have cast off all of our violent ways and instead become a wonderfully Charming dancing individual just so that we you know can fool the locals into loving us right and we are finally ready it is time for us to advance to the tribal stage where we must now transform into the most social being imaginable after Mass murdering our way through an entire civilization if you just look at this absolute trail of Destruction that's murder it's um well we've really went to the path of total darkness but now we must raise ourselves into the light here we go ladies and gentlemen the time tea drinkers first discover the mighty power of the stick welcome back ladies and gentlemen to the wonderful tribal stage of Spore a stage which I'm 90 certain most of you absolutely hate and think it's completely useless and I'm about to show you a feature that I would genuinely put money most of you have never used and that is the fact that you can actually dress your characters in the tribal era I know and in doing so you get a whole bunch of stat boosts and modifications and I'm gonna has to Guess that um none of you have been doing this so naturally I've equipped my wonderful tea drinker with a glorious Fez to increase their social abilities this lovely Shield to increase their health and this cute little backpack to increase their Gathering skills in doing so I have created a more powerful being now of course now that we're in the tribal stage we need to actually go on the path of religion and the path of religion is one of Peace which also just so happens to be the easiest way to speedrun your way through this actual era so what we're doing ladies and gents is escaping from the path of aggression and heading up as fast as possible to the friendly Direction and that means we need to gather most of our food via fish or via glorious friendly domestication so that's exactly what we're going to do we're going to Friendly our way into a new tribe and there we go we've domesticated a lovely creature this creature is going to generate eggs for us and these eggs are going to be very very useful indeed meanwhile our tribe is going to all equip themselves with didgeridos and then we're going to head on over to the neighboring tribe and teach them the Glorious ways of the didgeridoo we especially want to be the friend of this tribe because they not only also have didgeridoos but they have fishing rods and those fishing rods are going to revolutionize how we generate our food there we go we're doing our didgeridooing oh yes the great didgery doing is winning over these lovely fishermen oh the didgeridoing has been done and there we go we're bam we have a new Ally and with this Ally we now have the ability to get fishermen there we go the pacifist way has worked and look at how um happy our men are uh sure I'm not gonna have nightmares I can sleep at night oh God anyway that's technically a tribe we have now permanently worked with and they will now support us which means we can now have new members to our tribe we can grow ourselves out a little bit and most importantly build more glorious buildings fantastic right tribe away we go home now by allying with a tribe we've actually moved our way more to the path of the friendliness and the Glorious happiness of religion but our lovely glorious tribe has grown a bit in size and consequently we can build a fishing Hut the Fantastic fishing Hut is now going to massively revolutionize our food generation now of course the tribal stage is going so well for us because we have a nice infinite supply of food the advantage of deliberately moving to the next stage when you're near the sea is you have an endless supply of fish tweet and fish is wonderful oh and guess what it's time for our first music performance where we're all just gonna blow a horn and it's going to impress the pink tribe ladies and gentlemen this is true gameplay oh look at that groovy dance now that is um honestly quite the jiving deed oh yes literally the average British person in a nightclub so fantastic we're doing great we've added another tribe on to our lovely totem we can now head back and try and uh impress the next try so bam here we go it's time for a peaceful offering of friendship hi guys we just want to give you some food please be our friends and they let me indoctrinate you well bam there we go friendship they're ambivalent towards us and now we hit them with the tunes all right here we go it's time for the great tooting didgeridoo flute a little bit more Doodly Doo there we go we've done it fantastic Green Village now our friends lovely we can immediately pursue this even more and make even more friendship and there we go the green Villages now our allies uh we've got the blue and purple Village to deal with they should be uh too difficult at all we just have to pacify them with gifts of food and then get a little bit of a boogie on oh yes truly glorious gameplay from Spore and there we go we are now getting Incredibly Close to moving into the friendly section of the game we're just missing potentially a little bit more happiness which we're gonna get by yep gifting the lavender tribe gift so we're just gonna send the entire tribe over and yes this should be enough to send us into the friendly world just look at these pacifist tea drinkers go and deliver the tasty basket of leaves let us do it an ally with the lovely green tribe this should be enough to make total friendship but it's gonna take the best performance of my entire life didgeridoo a little bit of the Maraca more didgeridoo in Friendship gained but here we go this should be it this will be the end of the tribal stage and enough to take us into the next era as a green and Happy Friendship creature and there we go we've done it a new allies made fantastic we've Managed IT the final totem is added on and we're technically now ready to advance our civilization to the next era as you can see we went from a path of total aggression to absolute perfect Greenery and happiness and consequently we've unlocked the friendly now all we have to do is continue this pacifism into the next civilization era and we've got the most overpowered exploit in the game in the bag welcome to the civilization ladies and gentlemen oh my God such an ugly big well it's fine uh this is our glorious lovely Empire and we have a wonderful little trucks here and their job is to convert the entire world the entire world is now filled with tea drinkers some are militaristic some are economic and some like us are totally and utterly religious our job is to make all of them religious anyway I'm gonna just buy some land vehicles and uh get converting um all of the nearby lovely spice deposits because we need as many as possible more spice equals more cash and more cash equals more good this is the wonderful tea drinker Nation though ladies and gentlemen a mighty and Powerful Empire which only has one simple goal conquer the entire known world's tea Supply oh and our first rival city is opened up this is the red city and what we can do is we can head on over to them and just simply convert them to become ours anyway we are starting to convert this lovely city over here although I think we're going to need Vehicles than we currently have access to I have selected all of my road vehicles to arrive and we are now beginning the Glorious conversion process and we've lost one of our vehicles but it's okay because this city will be ours with free glorious hypermobiles we have converted them to become our own glorious Empire yes kneel before the mighty tea drinkers this is a peaceful takeover even if you have no say in your beliefs and if your beliefs are different you are going to get plunged into a pit of fire now I must uh create a lovely sea vehicle because we now have access to the Sea and with that new sea vehicle built we're going to be able to take control of the kind of like spice platforms that sit in the ocean and now with our free religious Vehicles it's time for us to um take control anyway the great religious converting is upon us and there we go the next City is Ours it turns out all you need is a whole bunch of hyper boats and you can convert anything right onwards the next city which would be the red one let's just immediately get converting and spawn some new hype C vehicles to join in oh mine this next red City oh you have no chance oh my goodness the orange city is so hell-bent or tried to kill our capital I mean good luck to him um we have a lot of defenses I don't think they're going to be able to do that much they're just kind of marching all of their resources in to die and that's another city converted this is just like an absolute bloody speedrun religion is overpowered there we go now that we have uh so many boats we can now also design airships so um let's take a look at those okay we found our aircraft it is a very very powerful indeed so um yeah we're gonna make it but just look at this city getting assaulted these silly buggers not know that there is no way they can win this anyway that's another coastal city conquered so we naturally need to go and uh also take over another coastal city this uh blue one here looks quite good so we're just gonna send the Navy over there we're literally RP in Britain right now we are just sending endless quantities of Advanced naval ships against our enemies and watching as they are can't do anything to stop us and the great religious conversion event is going fantastically oh you poor red Empire your turrets aren't even able to shoot back against the might that is my glorious peaceful force a friendship I can even send in an aircraft to go and help out go aircraft go and the great Armada has worked that is another city converted glorious stuff indeed alright the next Blue city is mine and you will bow and praise the tea overlords this is so horrifically overpowered why have I not done this in other runs and as we can see we've maintained a complete and utter perfectly peaceful path throughout the game everyone loves us everyone thinks we're great and all we need now is sixty thousand and then we can do a fanatical Uprising across the world and immediately conquer the last few cities which as you can imagine is exactly what we're going to do and we can do it the fanatical Uprising bam just do it oh yes oh yes the greatest fanatical Uprising has just been triggered and um now the entire world loves me yes job done stricter space we go and now it's time for the true exploit to begin right and this here is going to be our glorious Flagship the consumer of tea one of the most Mighty and terrifying monstrosities the universe is ever going to see this bad boy is going to ever so slightly destroy the balance of the game you see the boffins over at spifco have made a spaceship and we're going to use it to make the entire known universe want to drink tea and in doing so also become the most evil empire the world has ever seen but hey the lovely consumer of tea is here and it's ready to conquer their known universe oh name my captain there's got to be none other than the most evil being I know and that's of course myself I'm dastardly lovely now the reason today ladies and gentlemen we went from carnivore to carnivore to then pacifist and pacifist is because when we get to the Space Age we unlock the zealotry perk if you don't go this path you can still unlock the zealotry perk it just takes a hole bunch of effort and come on I'm British so I'm not going to do that no no no no instead the most important thing you get from reaching this age is the fanatical frenzy this allows you to convert an alien-owned system to your Empire you just immediately convert all of the people there to just follow the legendary spiffing Brit and the T religion so it's off into space we go as we're going to travel to a nearby planet and discover the existence of alien life now I have found our first lovely civilization we're going to capture this is the draguzzi Empire they're a friendly little species of the control one single planet and this one single planet isn't anything too crazy however uh we're going to take control of it using the wonderful power of the fanatical frenzy now this is going to upset pretty much every other civilization nearby however we don't know of any other civilizations nearby so uh this is practically just you know completely fine so here's one of their lovely little cities that they love and cherish and figure great with all of these wonderful people believing in independent for to doing their own thing and just vibing anyway it's time for us to cause a fanatical frenzy to start by dropping a lovely religious bomb on the planet there we go and apparently we've started one war however we haven't really started one War what we've done is we've converted the entire planet into us there were once other species here they have now somehow all morphed into being tea Drinkers and there we go don't ask what we did with the previous owners we now control this entire planet but here we go we now have a new foothold in the Galaxy generating a spice and energy and power and the previous owner is now no longer exist what a shame oh and we're actually getting a message from a planetary system over here what's this it's the x-plex Empire Spode commanders to eradicate all unbelievers we're at War they're at war with me because I broke the galactic code and they don't like it oh what a shame what a shame okay so that means there's a group of people out there who now hate us because you know I did a little bit of oopsie and broke the space station Geneva Convention luckily for us however that's not a problem because yes we've entered into their enemy territory and they will now attack us but that's actually completely fine now there's something very important to take into consideration whilst we are at war with these people and they have one home star we could fly in convert that home star and then job done the war is over their species is no more and we are now the controllers however the fanatical frenzy is now on cooldown and will be for the next 30 minutes or so so what do we do to fix that well simply drop down and save ladies and gentlemen hop on out to the main menu and then load that save right back on up it really is just as easy as that ladies and gentlemen and every single cooldown that was in existence has now suddenly just decided to reset itself anyway we're going to head straight to their Capital Planet fly straight into it and there's going to be absolutely nothing they can do because they can't kill us before I can get to the planet's surface so we're banned we're at this planet they're going to be attacking us and I will just immediately convert them all to my lovely Empire Empire fantastic we've expanded to free solar systems right bam this planet is now ours congratulations who knew what happened to the previous owners what a shame so we go fantastic the planet has improved we've done a splendid job uh however we are now probably at war with a few more people because yes they're angry that I broke uh space war crimes again all right here is our next Galactic Civilization that we can evaporate so that's exactly what we're going to do once again drop down let's save and then we're going to reset our instant I win button by just reloading said Save which is going to effectively fly straight down to their planet and then we're just going to drop a lovely fanatical frenzy down easy peasy lemon squeezy the planet is now ours and then we can just recharge everything sell all of our lovely spice here and then we can just uh back on out of this brand new planet that's ours now the thing is you might say Okay spiff committing a whole bunch of space war crimes by suddenly converting an entire planet using religion uh that does feel slightly immoral and evil and bad but is there an advantage of being evil Beyond able to conquer the entirety of the Galaxy instantaneously and yes there is you see by committing war crimes the species of the universe absolutely hate you however the bad guys of the universe start to love you and this is what we really really like to see so we have made great progress ladies and gentlemen the mighty Empire of swiftopia has grown and expanded all the way from this area of the Galaxy all the way down to here and ultimately the goal of sport is to make it to the center however I want to make friends with the baddies of Spore and in order to do that I've gained the Wormhole drive so hopefully I should be able to fly through uh this bad boy end get spat out somewhere I'm not too sure where uh we're going on kind of like a little wibbly adventure and then hopefully it'll spit me out closer to the center of the Galaxy in the very least it's upgraded my ship again and I am now up to the Glorious rank of the renowned perfect right we're in a great spot here we just need to work out where the nearest alien civilization is and then uh just dominate them here we go we found them and they don't like us oh they're the grogs hello grogs ship unknown identifier hello I'm from the tea drinkers it is well that you recognize our superiority it is an honor lovely to see you let me give you a gift of a hundred thousand well our money gifts don't really do anything for the Crocs but hey we found them and uh these are the big bad guys that live in the center of the Galaxy and Hate Everything uh we're just going to find them literally everywhere oh no another attacking me oh dear they're attacking me okay I need to uh find a way out of the grok systems ASAP uh potentially towards something more friendly uh these guys are rather angry now uh all I did was float around a bit guys I don't know what all the fuss is about these guys also Grox they are right okay we're going into their Planet this might piss them off but I need a safe place to land and uh rebuild my ship and if that means I have to drop the Friendship bomb on them that it does right and Bam drop that down let's make friendship immediately talk with the colony that I've just created and repair and recharge bam oh dear it was necessary right so we've made a friend and the grogs are not happy that we control this at all and in fact they're just literally going to try and mass murderers constantly so what I'm gonna do is I'm going to drop down a save exit to main menu and then we're going to try and take over a higher tier Grox area a T3 Planet potentially oh actually no they have given up attacking me because I'm so spooky we found the werbles Empire oh wonderful okay wobbles Empire potentially we can make friends of them because uh the werewolves Empire aren't the grocks and so the verbals Empire are going to completely natally hate us and by killing the werebles Empire the grogs are actually likely to like us again so that's what we're going to try and do we're going to say hi to this uh lovely Empire steal their Planet immediately with bam congratulations you're now all tea Drinkers and then by doing this the grogs are more likely to appreciate me okay now that we've done that it's over to the next nearby alien Empire whereby we're going to uh mass murder these people as well in order to become more friendly with the grokes so we're bam you're another one of my lovely puppets now and we've just made friends of two more Empires so that's another completely peaceful Empire defeated I think now I should uh go try and say hi to the grogs diplomatically hello grogs you've got plus 50 with us because I've broken the galactic code so much okay so um in order to win the grogs over I think I'm actually gonna have to give them a whole bunch of gifts um so in order to do that I have to make a whole bunch of money luckily I have some really nice spice producing planets over here so the whole money making aspect isn't actually that difficult but my goal is to become friendly with the grogs they're naturally fortunate alliance with them and then we'll be in a fantastic stead so I'll be back as soon as I've traded enough Spice in order to do that welcome back ladies and gentlemen okay my progress to make friends with the grogs Empire is going well basically we're going to be doing a mix of a few things number one giving them a lot of money which we're about to do now we have to give them a total of around about 500 000 so that we can max out that gift bonus which honestly isn't that much in the grand scheme of things given how much money we make next up we're going on to their planet and using as many fireworks as possible this is the plus one user-friendly tools that you're seeing that they're currently enjoying and they've also given me a mission which is going steal a species from a different planet so that is exactly what I'm gonna go head off and do okay my mission is very simple fly into uh this system here find the lovely planty people that live here and then just abduct them so uh that's exactly what I'm gonna do I'm just gonna steal a couple of these little guys and hopefully they won't mind it's okay don't worry this is a friendly abduction now to just go hand these little guys in and complete our mission oh my goodness we've done great fantastic the gorox Empire kind of likes us a little bit more we're up to uh a blue smiley face now that we've completed that mission uh potentially would they like to do some diplomacy a trade route maybe yes oh we're doing it we've got a trade route going oh fantastic friendship with the grokes is a go even if still every time I visit them they uh you know try and bomb the hell out of me it will one day be a friendly relationship let me just head to one of their other cities and see if I can get a little bit of a new Mission going and there we go another mission we just need to go and bring them an organic species oh my goodness the mission the groks gave me is to abduct one of my own citizens well you know what that is kind of the exact thing the grokes would make you do all right let me just abduct one of my own oh my goodness I think this is it we're actually almost ready to Ally the Crocs um we are really really high level friendship because I've done so many missions for them and now all I need to do is go down to their planet and uh detonate all of my friendship devices and basically after setting up a whole bunch of trade routes with the grogs uh these fireworks displays should hopefully be enough to uh trig them into yes the green State now they are in total happiness with us and now if we're going to diplomacy and say hey an alliance would make us happier yes it worked we've allied with the grogs oh this is fantastic oh this is actually wonderful we actually did it ladies and gentlemen we've gained the title the legendary oh I know I am and we've earned the dance of the devil this is fantastic because now the groks will no longer attack us and I'm pretty sure we can also recharge for free in their systems and oh we can see all of their systems oh boy they are big right well um now we're just going to peacefully fly through the entirety of the Grog system uh straight to the center of the Galaxy and finish Spore I think this is the first time we've actually finished Spore on this channel so uh that's a progress oh my goodness this is it we're actually really close to the center yep alloying with the grokes is by far the easiest way to beat this game you just use them to piggyback your way across the Galaxy uh because you can just instantly recharge wherever you are and here we go this is actually the galactic core we've made it to the end of Spore ladies and gentlemen the first time we've ever done it the galactic core were bam oh it's beautiful oh it's absolutely fantastic ladies and gentlemen as a chance many of you have played Spore and yet never finished but here you are the end oh and now who is this mysterious voice uh get ready for the God of this universe this is the god it is none other than Steve this is Steve the god of Spore I know that's right he's God and he's just given us the powers to be a God and it's just Steve it's it's not it's not you know a giant deity of chaos and evil just Steve he's doesn't even really seem very Godly but you know he's he's there and there we go we've been given the uh staff of life and um that is it ladies and gentlemen for the first time ever on this channel we've completed Spore we've only gone and bloody done it anyway now uh we've been given the wonderful staff of Life which allows us to instantly completely terraform a planet like we can go into this system see there's a planet here there's a rats it's a lovely little purple spice Planet it doesn't look very good but I can just go oh staff of Life Yeet and wabam terraform this plan it into something magnificent and absolutely wonderful yes there we go instantly ready for life oh it's a wonderful perfect Planet full of wonderful beasties and creatures and just general happiness and we can colonize it and harvest all of this wonderful tea for ourselves ah thank you will write thank you after all this is the greatest wish you could ever give a Brit the ability to instantly colonize any random rock that no one else would want it's perfect anyway there you have it ladies and gentlemen this has been an entire playthrough of spore from start to end it's taking me like five days to record this thing so uh if you did enjoy it make sure to give it a like if you want to see more lovely wonderful experts like this then why not consider subscribing now hop on down to the comment section and tell me if you have actually beaten Spore I swear 90 of you haven't even left the cell stage you're just busy playing agario all day and there we have it ladies and gentlemen I hope you've enjoyed today's video a massive thank you to each and every one of our amazing patreons and YouTube channel members who make these videos is all the more possible seriously thank you very much you lovely sausages and hey if you're sat there wondering what video to watch next look no further than this one on screen now hand chosen by myself to be absolutely perfect for you anyway I'll see each and every one of you in the next one have a lovely day and goodbye for now

Channel: The Spiffing Brit

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Id: 9CZvw5PWI7k

Length: 36min 16sec (2176 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 24 2022