Breaking The Guild 3 With Illegal Trade Deals - Guild 3 Is Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits

do you ever feel too lazy to actually play a game but still want to win well have I got the solution for you welcome ladies and gents I'm the spiffing Brit a professional exploiter of games gubbins and grandmas today I'll be showing you how to destroy a game by bypassing all of the intended features of the developers and yet somehow still becoming an Unstoppable force of chaos so ladies and gentlemen the game we're playing today is the guild free we've played it once before on the channel oh my goodness it is fantastic it is a glorious simulation of medieval life where you must lead your Dynasty to financial success and climb your way up through the ranks of society the game intends you to do this by starting and running small businesses we however are going to be doing none of that as I'm going back into the distant past with all of the modern knowledge that I have today and ladies and gentlemen we're about to introduce these bad boys to capitalism so let's begin today ladies and gentlemen will be diving into one of the most dastardly lands in the world and that is of course Dijon in France famous for mustard and that's probably about it now none of the settings you have actually matter but one thing is very important the difficulty level you are playing on must be said to Impossible you might think this makes the game more challenging uh no it actually makes it a hell of a lot easier as we're about to destroy this game's AI but first we need a hero for today's game welcome back ladies and gentlemen and say hello to our glorious hero today now of course I wanted a hero that could blend in with the olden times of the Medieval World and not stick out too much which is why I've gone with the lovely name of Lance because back then people used to get called Lance a lot but anyway here's going to be our lovely character it's none other than Lance of the a lot family now Lancey has a very specific set of skills and that is charisma Charisma is the single most important stat in this game after intelligence especially when you play like me doesn't matter what career you pick ladies and gentlemen though because we're not going to be doing any of them you see the game developers want you to actually start a business and run a business that's a terrible idea instead what we're going to do is we're going to immediately scam the AI now one of the reasons we wanted to play on The Impossible difficulty is because in doing so the AI gets a little bit stupid and by stupid I mean they get a whole bunch of money now we only start out with 2 100 monies but if we go over to say this dynasty over here with two members already we can open up a trade deal with them and see that they start with 7 000 gold that's wild now what we're going to do is we're going to ask them for 6 000 gold and in return we'll offer them an alliance they're going to think that this is a brilliant idea they they've just given me effectively almost all of their starting money for an alliance that means nothing anyway we're just going to repeat this process again with the next family over here there we go I will ask for 6 000 gold in return for an alliance they're going to think this is brilliant we're not up to 14 000 starting money oh dear game developers this one seems a little bit broken right and there we go I now have an alliance with all of the great families in the game that's right every single Dynasty has put me in an alliance now one of the reasons we wanted to start on Impossible difficulty is they get more money to start with which means they have more money to give me at the start of the game hence why I now have 73 000 gold this is an absurd quantity of money and certainly what you would describe as a late game quantity of cash but don't worry ladies and gentlemen are completely broken methods do not end here and this is logically the time in the game where we're meant to build up a business of our own maybe start a thieves dead and Rob people maybe start a blacksmith shop the sky is the limits we can do it all instead however ladies and gentlemen we're going to choose to do no none of that and live a true capitalistic Lifestyle by just leeching off of the world and it's going to be glorious now you might think oh dear Smith what you've done is you've got yourself in an alliance with a bunch of families uh but don't worry we can actually just break those alliances as and when we need and they're pretty much no consequences to our actions in the same way that for the AI they can just summon another 7 000 out of thin air which is okay because what I can do is break our alliance with this family and just offer say a new alliance for a fresh pile of 6 000 gold oh they did not like that one but let's try three thousand how's that is that better nope you really hate that well okay this family uh they hate me now okay right relationships go virus for the hundred Vine we have our new Vendetta well this is actually brilliant because we can do something very Jazzy here so first things first what we want to do is gain control of all of the most valuable Assets in this world now we've arrived at the market a very good location for various things uh like for example you can buy yourself a long sword a crossbow or perhaps even you know just a gun all of these things are pretty useful indeed but the most important thing for us to pick up at the start of the game is a riding horse as this is going to allow us to effectively Cruise our way around the world at great speed which is the most important thing we can do now next up we need to uh you know set up a business of some variety now normally the game would expect you to you know actually have a company and employees and the like we're going to do none of that and instead purchase all of the public domains in the world that's right we're going to buy the leases for all of the local quarries and mines and lumber yards the reason we do this is because effectively it allows us to completely and utterly destroy the game because by having the highest bid you get a wonderful Advantage I can suppose this man doing is he trying to uh loafing around oh he's loitering outside of my house this feels suspicious oh someone is literally trying to set fire to my house right at this moment okay right well I think that's a higher henchman situation they just tried to bomb my house okay they poisoned it jeez my goodness right can I just have my entrance beat up this woman she is the wife of the house I'm currently feuding with but um actually no no I don't want that to happen geez what is geez she's literally just doing this what the heck she's just bombing my house what a horrible woman find evidence of you know them just bombing my house oh well that's fine oh and apparently I've been attacked as well by this Hench woman here well good thing she got defeated yes it looks like this house that I have started a feud with you know wants to kill me and that's completely fine now at the market I'm going to want to you know probably arm myself with uh the latest in modern weapons technology just to you know keep me alive so we're going to grab myself a lovely long sword a lovely piece of plate mail and I suppose whilst I'm at it I can probably get some trinkets as well I've been outbid lovely and whilst my character's getting his wounds healed it's time for us to look for love now there are a few things you want to look for in you know love in the world and the most important thing is of course the value of your potential wife's inventory now you basically just want to go through and see what they have in their pockets and if it is highly valuable then you should probably consider marrying them okay did we get all of our lovely things we did we managed to get all bar one well that's completely fine we are still going to win the game now now effectively what we've done is we've released all of the resource providers in the world these are effectively managed by the AIS but as we now control them that means we also make money from them so for example this lovely trading woman here is going to go and sell all of the goods in her inventory over into the marketplace every time she does this we manage to make money from it which is very useful indeed so even though we've effectively spent 29 000 pounds in order to buy these resource providers they're already starting to make us a fair bit of money right now that my lovely main character is healing up it's time for me to truly go and find some love this woman here has some flee away on her that's not good enough she has some wheat that's terrible if you get lucky some of these women can have genuinely like 20 000 Golds worth of goods in their inventory because they're NPCs and NPCs can just randomly buy anything like for example this random woman here has 12 ghostly fogs in her inventory which are as you can imagine horrifically overpowered poisons someone has some smoked perch what have you got you've got wood got some toy watches nothing useless useless cloth oh my goodness okay this woman's got the load this woman's got the load she might be 35 but she's got 10 gobs of arrogance and 10 Woolen cloves okay we're bam begin the romance uh Lancelot go I know you're not fully healed yet but it doesn't matter you're off to find love right Lancelot has started the conversation now luckily due to his high Charisma he should be able to effectively woo this woman on the spot just using the sheer magnificence of his shining plate mail and Omar he is quite the Chad indeed and there we go the more we Swoon with this woman the more she falls for us and we can even give her a little uh whisper there we go what a lovely idea now this is flirtation ladies and gentlemen now effectively all we have to do is stop this woman from going to the market and selling her inventory uh which isn't too difficult because we can just chain these over and over again until eventually we get a positive result but yes as long as this woman doesn't sell her inventory we've won the game ladies and gentlemen all right there we go give us some flowers there you go you are my precious stone your words flatten me I know they do I know they do I am the most flattering of individuals alright and there we go we are properly wooing this individual which is fantastic as we could now potentially ask her to marry me but first uh let's give her a let's give her some more flowers there we go oh yes we are winning our way into this heart go for the kiss go for the kiss it always wins yes it won oh yes right now ask for engagement uh will you marry me there we go 82 chance yep she said yes so now I just need to make sure that we get married so bam right and fantastic I can now ask her to marry me and we can have a church wedding lovely stuff there we go it's apparently what she dreamed of lovely oh and my main character is actually finished he has done his job so now I will just have him escort my lovely Lord although before I do that let me quickly give him a horse so we can actually keep up as well as a lovely weapon but here we go it is time for a wedding ceremony lovely stuff yeah we can just skip through this uh there we go just come on just say I do have your kiss good job Lancelot being a little bit of a shotgun wedding but that's what we we wanted because This Woman's inventory is loaded with cash so we're bam big old kits there ladies and gentlemen brilliant smoochums and uh now that this woman is ours uh we're going to be able to immediately send her over to the nearest market that will bam it's over to the marketplace we go and I now need to come up with a solution for that horrifically pesky evil rival faction that I do not like now their dynasty members are actually pretty easy to find as there's only three of them they have this woman here and Matthias over here and provided all of the adults die the problem kind of goes away Crystal here is the head of the house the most important individual indeed but before we do anything about her it's time for me to sell all of my inventory using my new wife and wabam that's 4900 and that's thirteen thousand what a glorious wife we have she was just rammed with money now if we didn't want to keep her around and you know have Dynasty Offspring what we can do uh is we could just have her killed effectively which you know could be an effective way of immediately finding any your wife but I think it's a little bit evil so instead we're going to engage in an act that is uh definitely not evil and yes very nice indeed and we're going to kill a woman now you might notice that I own this Quarry here and I'm leasing it for the rest of the day and interestingly what I can do is I can actually order the workers inside of this Quarry to do things for me like for example I can order them to attack an individual now let's just say hypothetically there was say a a woman who I wanted killed and I had a whole bunch of people who could do it luckily there is just such a family with all of those individuals so Matthias over here of the faction that we're at war with I am just going to order one of my workers to attack of course they might not necessarily be able to win so don't worry we can just immediately send an additional assistant so bam here comes the second of our workers to just go and beat up you know the husband of the faction that we don't like now let's go find the woman in question where is she oh she's just hiding in her house oh interesting right well I will have to wait for her to leave her house after she has finished training her Charisma but once she's done uh we can then just have her murdered and now here comes Claude on his quest to you know just go and gank a fool which you know is a little bit of a morally dubious crime uh murder isn't exactly illegal in this day and age but it doesn't matter because remember Claude here is just a random surf who works in the Quarry that I lease and me ordering him to just beat a man alive is technically completely fine now annoyingly said man is just waiting inside of his house but I will have my two employees just sit outside here and wait for them to come out they can't stay inside of here forever one day I will kill them I've decided to uh just adopt an orphan because it's a very easy way just to uh effectively pump out children and children are very effective and they're effectively like little hype goblins and all in all the first day is actually over and if we take a look at our budgetary reports we can see that we have spent 29 000 on owning all of the resource providers and in return we've managed to generate a very Jazzy 4 000 in profit which is actually very good indeed even by AI standards right and fantastic day two has started and we're of course massively in the lead our Dynasty is by far the strongest in all of the lands it is so Rich that I am in fact going to go out and bribe an official just because I can and oh my look it's a henchwoman a hedge woman ladies and gentlemen ah they tried to hire someone to defend themselves as they cower inside of their own buildings well it's a good thing that I can actually just gather up a few of my workers and send them to immediately go and start killing people because look who's out and about in the town ladies and gentlemen oh poor Crystal hormones you came all the way over here just to die so first things first I need to find my closest supply of workers that I need to grab a few of them find Crystal and uh yes we're going to effectively have this poor woman executed so away poor Emmanuel goes as he's about to effectively go and become a criminal oh it's Crystal yep she's wandering around oh she is deciding to stand out in public and just effectively harass other people and say that they're terrible well you know that's one thing you can do with your finite remaining time on Earth because I'm afraid here comes the gang oh dear you're trying to run away to um produce Offspring I'm afraid uh you should be caught why are you stopping stop trying to sleep and instead fight this woman because you can't because it's technically sleep tight great my employees are useless because they're trying to sleep so she gets away this time and our employees should hopefully catch up to her in the future okay what we're going to do is we're going to have this henchman fight her and then we're going to have our henchmen kill her and then we're going to try and fire our henchman this should be the opportune way of doing it okay well I wasn't expecting the City Guards to actually retaliate so that means my henchman has died which is very annoying indeed I shouldn't have used my hedge when I should have used my workers what a silly fool I was so bam all of my lovely employees are just gonna get to punching her and even though you know their stats are terrible there's going to be enough of them where it doesn't make a difference and they can just all begin punching and there we go Crystal's health is getting nice and low yep I think that was pretty much a successful stabbing no is she still alive nope she does indeed still appear to be alive right another 51 chance to kill on this individual let's break her bones oh nope she's back up she's waking up oh my goodness right brilliant stuff right employees you know what to do punch this helpless innocent woman and now that she's on the floor let's break her bones [Music] of course we were seen actually attacking someone by the city guard which is bad which means poor Benoit here is going to get accused and because he is technically part of our Dynasty that means we take the penalty for it now there are a few ways around this now number one Benoit is only a member of our Dynasty so long as we're in control of the era he actually works in which is one of our many Minds if we were to choose to not renew the lease on his workplace he no longer becomes our problem and instead any crimes he commits and any murders he's done suddenly are also no longer a problem however because it's just a tiny pathetic crime of you know assaulting someone there's basically no consequences first meanwhile I've placed in a bid for all of the lovely local working establishments as this is how I intend to start making all of our money on also our lovely Lancelot has gotten back from his trading Mission it was a glorious success in fact it was such a glorious success that I am going to increase our family rank to Patrician which costs us 12 000 gold then I'm going to drop down a new save file and then I'm going to send my lovely Lord here away on a long distance trade Mission this is of course very expensive 13 750 gold but if it is successful we will get some very exotic Wares kind that could potentially sell for a lot of money if it is of course a failure then it's a failure but once again failure is don't particularly matter because we can just reload our save all right okay I've waited for some time to pass and this house that is almost dead we've got an 80 chance of blowing it up oh and also a child of ours has been bored quite yet blew up that house blow up that house blow up that house come on work it was a success we did it we blew up the house oh yes there goes their house well this is going to be a bit of a complicated situation for them because uh they're a little bit buggered as you actually need to have a house in order to survive in this game yes I've blown up this Dynasty's house and in doing so if the AI doesn't rebuild a house which they don't have the money for uh they lose the game so um yes they're going to lose the game especially so if I were to say take 500 of their lost money and proposed to end the feud I know they won't do that fine I understand they would never want to end their Feud with me anyway we're making good money at the moment our leases are starting to churn a lovely profit indeed and the more and more we have them and the more their employees level up the better it is for us oh no terrible news I sent out my wife Casino uh on a trade Mission and she died I mean luckily the trade mission was a success so we made a bunch of money but you know she still died what a shame what a shame indeed I mean that's completely fine uh you know you can't have all of the wives in the world so so yes alas she's dead but this actually is a good opportunity because it means it's opened up our lovely main character here Lancelot to the opportunity of finding himself a brand new wife so as soon as he's back from his trade Mission he is going to uh set about the very important task of bagging a new lady right well ladies and gentlemen this game is a little bit perfectly balanced I think is how I describe it basically what you can do every once in a while is you'll get a trade event pop-up like this long distance trade report where basically we've discovered that the traders in Lyon would like to buy clothing and they will buy clothing at quite a high rate now the issue with that is it means I can just have a single henchman sit in this port and what he can do is he can trade with any city that is you know attached to this port now Paris and Leon share the same port which basically means I can buy clothes in Paris as you can see I can buy this camouflage cloak for 2200 and then if I were to switch to Leon I could sell it for 2500 uh this is a little bit of a problem oh dear oh dear oh dear we are now making a very very very large amount of money I went up to a hundred thousand oh dear now I'm going to repeat this as many times as possible until effectively Paris runs out of stately garbs which is you know coming up very shortly we are going to effectively have moved all of them across into Leon two hours later okay there we go so we're now up to 400 000 gold and as you can see we've done a fair few transactions in the last while very very profitable little Shenanigans indeed we now have more money than we will ever need and with this money we can do some pretty decent things like for example we can drive beneficial for 11 Grand or just donate to the local church there you go everyone loves it when you donate to church oh no they did it again a supply ship came in and it reset all of the supplies of goods which means stately garbs are back on the menu right I've got to buy a hundred and twenty four thousand worth of stately garbs and then sell it for you know 127 000 worth okay right now I've decided to get um exceedingly cheesy and Elaine here has now picked up a whole bunch of lucky stones as well as these stately gobs now this is boosting his Charisma as well as his ability to bargain into the stratosphere this allows something very silly to happen we can buy torches a very simple commodity for 105 gold each that's uh not exactly very expensive at all and if we were to sell them into Leon we would only be selling them for 104 each which is as you can imagine a loss however it's not because we have such a high bonus to bargain we can actually sell them for 116 each that's right we can sell them for 12 gold each above what their actual market value is oh dear that's a little bit silly now let's stick with something a little bit more higher value these citizen clothes we can buy them for 831 each if we were to sell them they should sell for 833 which would mean we'd have a profit margin of two gold each however we're actually going to be selling them for 100 gold more than they're actually selling for just because I don't know our lovely Allen here has mind control powers or something this is absurd absolutely absurd oh developers uh this does not seem to be working the way uh you intended it at all this is very silly oh dear oh dear oh dear bread hello ladies and gentlemen welcome back a few things have passed of course I've spent some of our giant quantity of money but uh it matters little we have far more money than everyone else in the game for example if we are to say look at the score yes we can see that we are yeah a little bit above where everyone else is so spending money doesn't really make much of a difference now one of the very silly things I've been able to do we've learned a lot it's effectively raised up his bonus to bargaining 231 this is an absurd bonus to bargaining now here's the thing we can actually get very cheeky with our trade deals for example I can see that there is a pig for sale in chalon for 48 gold so what I'm going to do is I'm going to find the marketplace of Shalon so I'm now going to send my lovely Lord over here along with my henchmen and we are going to buy all of the pigs of the land right and now that I've arrived at the lovely Marketplace we're going to begin trade operation we're going to buy these pigs they're meant to cost 48 but actually we can buy them 45 and we're going to transfer them to our lovely assistant and then we're going to buy even more pigs for 45. now that that's done we're going to literally take our lovely supply of pigs just up the road to the market remember we bought them for just 48 each per Pig now another thing you can do to cheese the AI is basically when they're trying to outbid you on all of the lovely resource providers in the city simply wait until just before the deadline of 12 and then slow down time once you've done that you can then go into the leasing menu and buy up all of of the bids and the AI physically isn't allowed enough time to react wubam it's as simple as that ladies and gents oh one of them snuck in Oh The Cheeky bugger find one of the AIS managed to get it but that's fine all about one of the companies are now ours and I've basically stacked a whole bunch of productivity bonuses as well look at this they're working at 110 deficiency isn't that lovely oh we're going to make so much money off of these bad boys anyway back over at the port and I've noticed that these lovely hand cards here cost cost 1 000 each and they're being bought up in the Old Town Market just up the road for 1100 as well so I'm going to buy 60 of them for the low low cost of 70 000 gold and then I'm going to make my way up to the market in order to sell them all right so we're bam we come over to the market and it's time for me to sell these cards now they cost me 70 000 to buy but I can sell them for 76 000 because my wonderful ability just to bargain with someone in order to make them buy something they definitely shouldn't have bought so there we have it ladies and gentlemen this has been a wonderful return to the guild free everyone's favorite perfectly balanced medieval live simulation we have managed to make far more money than the game ever intended us to and our ability to bargain is so high that we quite simply do not need to produce any Goods of our own we can simply buy goods from one market and move them to another and when you have a poor City where literally moving the goods to a different Market is as easy as clicking this button oh my that process gets a little bit silly so there you have it ladies and gentlemen Lancelot and his lovely family have managed to become the wealthiest in the lands so if you enjoyed today's video then make sure to give it a like and hey why not consider subscribing your Majestic sausage and if you want to see more videos like this then hop on down to the comment section and let me know what game you'd like to see me break next as always a massive thank you to all of the wonderful Majestic sausages who fund these videos I'm of course talking about you you YouTube channel members and patreons and hey if you're sat there wondering what video to watch next look no further than this one on screen now and I'm afraid that's all from me today goodbye for now thank you

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Length: 24min 9sec (1449 seconds)

Published: Tue May 30 2023