Can a Kirby professional beat Kirby without touching ANY coins?

you would think it would be simple to play Kirby without getting any coins yeah but you would be very wrong the butterfly gave me a coin what is the what is them the Kirby franchise makes too much money they even give their bushes paychecks there's a lot of things that give you coins Everything You Touch just can can kill you instantly it's like oh what was this rock do oh actually wait wait if I eat the okay that's an oddity I was not oh don't break that okay go okay so it seems the first rock that you break doesn't give you a coin but the second one does give you a wow I'm not sure that's been cataloged in any metric of Kirby data was for grabbing all right well I mean it works really well with this challenge so I'll take it okay stop stop donating it doesn't kill me that's not how this works I think it's if I kill an enemy I get paid yep okay and apparently they get eroded into the terrain also if you're wondering how I'm instantly exploding whenever I touch a coin that's thanks to the hard work of for Ruby I'm also running slightly faster thanks to them so shout outs to them they're the actual greatest we're fine it's a it's a non-issue all the way through that said I also only just Dawning on me can't use any abilities does the car give me money it doesn't we can actually play the game oh well okay I think we're safe apparently no yes this is gonna be the next five hours of the dream what oh my God can I even get out of here there's so many rocks on the ground can I just like I know the crack is there but like just like a little come on Kirby yeah there we go it's like trying to avoid stepping on Legos here oh why there's so many rocks no look if you guys are younger than 16 and you haven't taken your driver's test yet this is what will be on the test just don't hit any rocks don't hit any people and don't ever get paid all right level done and done all right you guys want to know another way you can ruin your life with money gambling all right this is the gimmick I'm gonna write down a bunch of ways I could get a coin in a Kirby level you guys have to vote on this poll to correctly guess what way I will die because there are a few ways I can end up getting a coin well I do know one way by talking about today's sponsor why didn't I have a sponsor prepared for this immigration I could die by killing enemy small rock I could die by garbage performance as I usually do he could die of old age I suppose I don't think look chat I'm not that old touch grass technique bear mauling I could die by a bear mauling egg allergies okay now you guys are just being silly I am going to give you guys this pull now then I will close the tab on it and I will not see the results of the pole until I finish the level if one of the top two poll results correctly guess the way I died the most in the level you win otherwise I win this is a you versus me event chat what do we win I didn't consider the option of you winning you won money you know what every time you win I will gift five Subs to you guys here is the poll now we played some curvy dodging enemies should be the easiest thing out of everything I think the flowers are gonna kill me I also hope things don't like randomly die off screen I don't know how how crazy it gets in like the later levels I think this first one is kind of free though do I have to get that oh okay I can't send them wait uh wait what do I do about this the all right cool is there any way I can kill them without getting paid no and if I like I I actually can't try bomb oh yeah good boy maybe bomb will be the answer yeah okay if I inhale them they instantly coined there's no shot that like this works right no because one one is legitimately unbeatable wake up uh yeah yeah that's the no twin bandana wildly kills them no there is one win condition that can still work out from here we're good we're good you predicted I died to touching grass are a small rock killing enemy was not in your top two I may have no win condition but nor do you meaning it's a tie new phone loophole new phone 1-2 through the tunnel excuse me but you see I would like to no okay we're fine we're fine we're fine just a little bit of brain trauma not actual death we're good we're fine a non-issue a W for team small rock oh that a small rock was your highest prediction interesting you're really gonna metagame this I'm I'm besides that one instance of it this challenge is messing with me man Kirby levels just have so much baked and dopamine to them oh get the fire ability to light the fuse to fire yourself out of Cannon oh wait don't do that you might get funding and die right now I I I have genuine faith in my Kirby ability yes I have to dodge various small things that exist around the level it shouldn't be a massive problem oh [Music] it shouldn't be a massive problem oh wait how do we get up there can I become the staircase or does that make me wait the enemies are gone already oh thank God I think we're fine yeah we're fine and first level done well it's done levels 50 levels 50. let me see the results of the poll you guys had it was oh no small rock we're in the top two no meta gaming I shouldn't know how how you guys predict my death I will say you guys got that one that's fine Dan why are you having Birds advertised you out not appropriate goodness come on now you guys get one point here's the point that's for you I don't know what the point means or what it contributes to moving on why was old age number four in that last one I'm not gonna die Rocky Rolling Road see like I feel like there there is no garbage so what wait what what wait what killed me hold on to the enemies dying to rocks kill me oh my God which that goes I thought killing an enemy would be like the most non-issue one of all these so far it's been the trials and tribulations of the last two levels I don't want that no no wait wait the boulder hold on hold on I'll just run faster forehead okay well I think Kirby's camera system if I oh my God if I move the camera to the bottom right I think that this spawns the enemies and look down to the right look down to the right look down to the right look down to the right look down to the right they're not there they're not there I can't see them no what do I do but see can I go fast enough no wait we're fine we got the checkpoint we continue onwards biggest L lies are you kidding me nope you tell me which one was that counted for I don't think I need the car yeah okay okay we're fine oh no dude Robert you say right there stay right there buddy no problem stay right there sit sit sit sit sit don't move we're fine we're good we're good we're good yes actually can beat the level so so how did I die the most it had to be by enemies right the results are no all right that's fair too easy LOL oh easy for this upcoming level you have to guess exactly how I will die the most there's no top two it's one a trip to a level Mall do I have to kill an enemy at this level I have to do a mini boss does the mini boss give me coins you you tell me garbage here's the thing I can't kill any enemies but if worse comes the worse I got my favorite option breaking the game and hold on one second watch this hold on wait I hit Alpha watch this hold on wait watch this hold on you're playing like garbage sire it does work with this ability there you go here we go okay but this is the issue does the mini boss just force give me a coin well put some for all he's worthy they're wild Frosty how much you got on you yes he's broke I'd even have to use the hammer tactic Mr Frosty got no money to his name we gotta start a patreon for Mr Frosty never got a paycheck after 30 years of service no well I guess I have the first coin to contribute to the frosty fund this one's definitely the cake in the back right no yes no I have to guess this right otherwise I get forced into an enemy combat and when enchant is saying cake I don't believe you I think it's ice cream no no let me out let me out let me out I don't want to do this wait did I get it right no but we're not locked in combat we're not locked in combat we're fine breaking down the wall of a giant building this isn't like a union job right no we're going we're going we're in level beat the only way I died was by an actual coin oh oh wow an actual coin wasn't even in the top two I win this one next level is boss level beats me how this one's gonna go down oh God I forgot how good Hammer was yup okay you know what no that one didn't need to pull how many Gift Subs do I have to give right now 10 right now right bear mauling whole page why do you guys want me to die before I'm not gonna lie to you I don't think I'm gonna die of old age anytime soon let's let's mix up old Asian bear Molly what are some other ways I could die or some other ways I could die it's fixation skin parasites I'm meant in game Freddy Fazbear I'm just gonna write asphyxiation I will pay for you to not remove bear mauling as an option it'll win this time I swear what do you mean by that I've already ordered the bear and it's on its way please don't remove the option it was an expensive bear okay do you is your happiness dictated by money it is not excellent I will return only that one to you the rest of the children are lost forever what what what wait enemy what enemy it's a butterfly they put morphon Knight this early in the game okay so I have to dodge the butterflies that counts in the other category by the way no no nothing look I can't believe the butterfly kills me what wait what more closely trained eye it's the Rock the rock look at that thing I have to keep an eye out for any butterflies I see one on the right stay away from all insects they'll bump your bank account do butterflies count as skin parasite that's an amazing question Chad take that one up with your nature teacher oh come on me walking into a forest exclusively to mug butterflies for all they're worth oh wait that's gonna be a problem why are the butterflies cooped up around the hydrant if I can't suck up the water because the butterflies are guarding it I can't get rid of the mud to get me up to the next section no I can't jump up there can I like lure the butterflies away I don't think so I think they just kill me don't no okay that that's all that's all yeah I think this I think this one's unbeatable Dan eat the enemies Hammer does that work wait toss a hammer oh my God you're so Gene you're the genius the run is saved I didn't even know you could do that I don't even need water anymore we're super good come on baby yeah we're good yeah we definitely died to butterflies the most butterflies are enemies that is not no that is absolutely incorrect few results that's a win for me it's two to two baby I don't like how many people want me to die of a skin parasites my favorite streamer I hope today is the day it's like one of the things you have to be careful with like a driver's test you never want to hit a flower take a life no I tried to stop I actually tried to stop it I don't know man it's gonna be a point off your driver's test it won't revoke your license but yeah no that's gonna be a couple points off this test good drive past the scarfy your honor I did not kill them they will simply respawn in five seconds wait did that not count I've now killed two people in my car I'm I'm one person killed away from losing my driver's license and then done the game audio might be breaking but we're all fine I did it we're good we can move on foreign why would you put a rock there well the dev team was like they won't be ready for this challenge it's over for them why would you put rocks on the tires tires too this entire area was just a trap against me but we still overcame it how many times did I die two enemy one flower one rock No butterflies wow you guys why you have butterfly and skin parasite you became a butterfly and then killed someone since you got a coin as a butterfly that counts as a butterfly coin Morpho Knight does not count as a butterfly chat this is not out you know what only because that's incredibly creative thinking and frankly you need all the wins you can get I'll give that one to you fine fine point for you guys oh okay it got pricked so that counts as a small rock that is a stretch we were right no this is not it's not one of the ways that counts as a desk right cannot kill ghosts can I collect coin can I pass go cannot collect 200 all right oh no you put garbage in the stupid dark room oh my God this is terrible and a rock how does grass even grow down here no no it's too I already hated the darkness level and then you put various litter among oh you kidding me uh okay I can I can drink the sundae that one's the box that's two rocks please don't be garbage on the road please don't get the garbage on the road I almost gonna jump that it's a can we're good stop looking at me dude where am I going so this level is actually messed up a little bit stop saying I can't read you anymore there's no chance getting a coin was your top option there's no way real coins where you're this is ridiculous check trash check cash check cash check cash check I think we're good fast check ah there's a one one Rogue can and the Rockton count that one didn't count you have to break two rocks in order for it to pop money we got our one our one nobody appeared out of nowhere normally even I could play oh no money came out of nowhere oh too bad oh gosh darn why did I have to go and get paid today easy another level down there's no way you guys have just a coin as the thing I'll give 20 Subs if you guys actually call this one correctly that's what I thought that means I win that means we're tied three to three this next level concludes it all the window is no longer top one you now have top two to call me out top three are bald I'll get all well let me just a little off the top yeah no top two is all you get if I just don't die to anything I win hopefully there's not too much garbage in this level I don't even just have to dodge the garbage I have to keep the stupid animals okay please move move off the rails I have to instruct the AI on where to go it doesn't matter kill me hurt me as much as you like this don't hurt the animals okay I think we're fine out of habit I almost grabbed that waddle d the rabbit so now I'm scared not for just myself but for every living thing in this game this is the altruism run oh that's so obnoxious okay what who's burp those were birds birds what what do birds count as skin parasites okay look that's a stretch oh no no no no no no no I really hope you guys didn't have enemies oh this is so bad can you jump off a cliff and die what happens if you jump off is this oh you can't give me money if you're 500 feet below ground I need to bait this rabbit into dying not by the car no I just need to move around the rabbit please don't see me please don't see me please don't see me it's like a horror game he's blind that's the end level oh my God don't give me this weird camera I can't see where the coins are ah don't give me that smattering of coins so I think we're good we're good we're fine we're fine we're fine what no birds at the goal post wait no I don't know if I can get around that they moved they moved they moved we're done we're gone we're gone I beat the level all right chat am I actually gonna win a streamer versus chat challenge top two options there's no way you guys put out of me you probably put put trash in actual coin [Music] unfortunately onset heart attack taking my life instantly and painlessly almost one even in the top three killing enemy wasn't there it's just that easy congratulations to me oh hold on sorry let me get the door one second oh good my bear is here

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Length: 18min 16sec (1096 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 05 2023