The most Terrifying Kirby game

one day kirby woke up and instead of being attacked by god he was attacked with the full military force of a major nation for us the end of the world or kirby breakfast i forgot about you guys he's just sitting in his little cup here they have safety hats on that won't stop you from oh it did stop him from death jesus christ they have a gun waddle dee waddle dumb i'm gonna shoot your body until it's cold and numb yup sorry buddy how was the game so hd you see what i did was i hit my 3ds with a wrench like a few times over and it just upgraded to a level three 3ds i'm not sure why more people don't try that banana waddle the hello yeah give that cherry oh kirby was spooked by that so i'm so weird about seeing the default me face directly next to bandana wildly like that's what it really looks like if you zoomed in on them real close like one of these items can turn into something better for your street pass yeah i'll be sure to walk around with my 3ds does anyone have any um street pass oh look at these little i love the waddle these so much i kind of forgot that his entire jaw was carved down in way of a gun oh god oh god stop what did they do to wispy oh he's so angry oh that's an angry tree i don't like that at all i am the world's smallest brain inhabiter let's go one level done all gold game i actually used to be cracked at these hole up easy okay well you know i'll take it oh parasol come here he's like you could just take the parasol it's okay you can spare my life kirby's like no thank you it adds more flavor to it is that a suit of armor that you're gonna love at me for no given reason all right look at this little dude i can't wait to kill him and take his ride more time there we go let's go oh hell yeah kirby's stepping the heck in kirby stole your car and now it's his let's go boosh bosh it's raw adrenaline you couldn't just download a lizard i disagree no this door barred up not anymore now get out of here yo x to jump i'm following [Music] okay i was right then theme attack oh one guy missed i'll get him next time meme attack maybe this will hit him beam attack download the sword hello taking the intellectual approach to destroying this army why kill them directly when you can cut off their water supply let them die of natural causes oh god you wouldn't download a bomb right see i as a phone i can make little robo curvies yo send them in kirby's like bam bam bam you can't impress that butt friendly little cappy in the background over there can i take his hat and make him sad too hold on jump do it again i missed sorry about that trying to take your hat not your life but here we are the doc good night sweet prince good morning sweet prince we ride one more kill for the road anyway dude that was that was a power trip like no other don't get me wrong oh can't turn in this game okay i'm not gonna lie this is a pretty good kirby game ride the spoilers sense of this rock you can't we can't show the one on the left i think that one spoilers for a whole other game let's go oh my goodness oh i could do like a drill attack too god no i'm sorry oh let's go yo perfect jump what did i say i used to be cracked and it looks like i still am no i forgot you could put the stickers on the mech can you melon acquired the world stops for a second melon it was my finger yes the melon mech yeah i love how this entire game just starts with kirby's whole planet being stabbed like kirby just wakes up like only for the train bye i'm gonna dismantle this entire vehicle i forgot about doctor go i have uproofin tylenol what other medicines are there go fedex down be for hit netflix classic oh yeah i know the one you have been diagnosed with death uh lost his medical license for a second there whoa oh i thought that was good but no no my clarity kirby inhales a single flower starts wheezing yo chad they added you to this game can you believe it i thought it was gonna be called clown kirby but i forgot it's just the whole circus it just said it just straight up says circus right over the live chat do you want the hell room in this level oh there's a health room yeah sure so i got to the front now back track okay what do we got oh wait a second i think that's new oh i see oh there's a door behind him oh look at this little dude asleep at the wheel gonna kill us all don't worry if he doesn't kill us all i will yo three one ups is that all oh wait a sec i knew and just be that going through the vents oh yeah there we are pal room baby yeah clean off that l hammer my beloved hello wait hold on the glitch you get herbie up in there that you do like this and then you just [Music] whoa oh my god the game the glitch works here too oh hello hmm i wonder how you defeat this robot will bother me oh well i don't think i like that oh yeah i don't think it was a fan just slam your hand down this big old idiot starboard what do you want me to do what do you see over there man got distracted for a second he's like oh my god a bird whoa there's another one over there let's see what's going on here there we go yeah get out of get the hand out of here oh my god i'm sure why the whole arm came off with it oh my god i'm unscrewing his head oh no he was just a friendly dude they like to look at birds oh i've reduced them to like skeletal ash oh jesus christ all right damn not the music i expected to play in this giant foreboding tower look it's just another day for kirby oh i knew this was the laser level some itches anyway i should become literally invincible you mean invisible or invincible because kirby has disappeared for me oh oh i'm gonna kick that bush and practicing his shadow boxing on the foliage apparently you miss smash where's the smash ability it's under the bridge oh under the bridge like this all right so i'm going to take that as a no oh what what the hell were you supposed to find that i didn't get anything oh that's a lie i got smash brothers dude what it's a melee iteration well i don't remember that smash brothers put that in the game this character is rising like eight tears never mind i get this perfect shield oh this is an insane neutral air candy i love how kirby goes from like dodge every laser avoid every enemy i don't want to take damage right now he just gets a lick of sugar and he's like let the blood spill in the streets hey there boss goodbye boss can i trash stickers oh the code cubes disabled the firewall blocking the road to the boss i love hacking i love hacking look at me cyber security major hello it's the big tree but what happens when i give him clarity i know it it removes the pollen from my lungs does it just remove the pollen from his flowers well anyway goodbye now oh anyway hello there now oh guys weird the tree has exhaust treating exhaustion i got just the thing for it baby consume focal in xr take it twice a day at breakfast and lunch if you're feeling something exhausting do not take food she's rocking out back there let the man jam goodness well i'm gonna prepare the biggest one i got for you these are stale 2006 flintstones gummy attack probably what will happen if you eat this yeah he should go see a doctor the doctor's like who did this to you a doctor he's like yeah that's right oh walk oh don't walk okay now i will walk i am a nice law abiding citizen who will kill people with various narcotics no no sure i guess that works oh don't hit that button now daniel that's when you hit that one oh no it makes you miss the chest you won't fool me this time sakurai i'm on to you and your tricks so this one i'm supposed to hit slightly defeated i'm done with walking frankly it's overrated i guess that'll do part of me thank you for waiting thank you for waiting dude these red lights he's getting oh sorry almost jaywalked kirby would not jaywalk canonically kirby would not jaywalk he sees that sign we respect that out here yeah mars would absolutely jaywalk if given the opportunity like without hesitation alphalus would not jaywalk king indeed he would not only jaywalk he would say he owns the rope that knight would jaywalk that's insanity meta knight would not jaywalk if he saw you jaywalking oh the only time he would jaywalk is to jaywalk after you grab your hand and pull you back kicking and screaming to the previous side of the street that you started on he would make you wait for the light and then they would walk together dark man and i on the other hand exclusively jaywalks overnight would only be involved in this conversation if he saw someone driving a car what is that in the distance morpho knight absorbs the car and then engages in long-form dream based combat with kirby would silly dillo jaywalk truly a question that has perplexed the greatest of minds for the last two months like you've actually you you've stumped me adeline is the kind of person that would definitely jaywalk and then wait for you on the other side of the street you're all crossing the street together just at the very end of the walk life right they make the run across the street right before play like they evelyn what happens right he's about to go uh don't walk so they kind of like sprint across the street but it's not at a speed that you're comfortable with going out now they can't go anywhere they're just sort of standing there like no one wins anyway yeah so adeline definitely would jaywalk no i it happened i got i got a seven a seven is just an upside down l god i hate you guys ew what's going on here kirby once again steps up whoa oh sonic frontier is finally getting some gameplay casual jaywalking yay compared to competitive jaywalking follow along chat what you're not a ranked jaywalker what's your jaywalking elo how many streets can you cross in five minutes on a red light oh the casino be out here gambling today oh god excuse me dan please no i'm five months sober from gambling i just got my chip you just got your chip looks like that's something to gamble with baby how much that chip works please stop with highness jaywalk i believe so i feel like if you're down with like ritualistic cult sacrifice you're pretty dude you're probably okay with jaywalking like i don't know maybe that venn diagram isn't the circle i think it is but like i really feel like if you're into one you do you have a good chance of being into the other fine right what what i i will be fine what maybe i shouldn't have done it twice in stubborn succession that is a hole that is a goddamn hole what we got oh kibble blade anyway i'm kirby just smashing on the button kill you yeah i'll do it on it marks the jaywalker good it's even approved we have caught them for their crimes no no not more stupid polygons not more stupid faceless shapeless polygons crystal shard ptsd oh she's back oh no she's hot oh goodness cat please stop hitting on the kirby bosses this fight is insanely fun next oh oh it's the doomers thank you send in the next one come on oh big drag just a digital friend it's a tomodachi pet no the final boss oh wait wait wait you're the thing from the triple deluxe you wouldn't pirate a snake one more hit control on the lead baby i'll call you goddamn chat

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Length: 13min 52sec (832 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 25 2022