A Covid Halloween

[Music] what are you doing trick-or-treating no i understand that did you not hear the judgment in my tone the kids need this no kids need vegetables but i don't see you knocking doors for broccoli we just wanted some candy then order it on amazon are you trying to kill the entire neighborhood we're six feet away you can just throw us the candy who in the world has candy to spare right now any sweets that cross the threshold into this house get eaten immediately by very sad and lonely people don't you live alone oh yes thank you that makes me feel not sad at all you could have at least chosen costumes that have masks like spiderman or darth vader anna and elsa with masks the kids wanted to be witches and i wanted to watch college football but you don't see me complaining about it because i do it on facebook while i order more candy it's fine none of us have symptoms anyway would you still be trick-or-treating if anthony fauci the patron saint of covid we're here right now could you look him in his italian eyes and say thanks for your efforts but i'm still gonna go lick doorknobs i rang the doorbell it's the same thing now i think you need to get out of the house more often of course i do we all need to get out of the house more but freaking corona ninjas could be anywhere just waiting to shank your immune system in the back but if you're so concerned about it why are you still talking to us did you not hear the part about being lonely yelling at you has honestly been the highlight of my week here happy halloween come on good thank you home enjoy i'm not that sad [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: JK! Studios

Views: 294,975

Rating: 4.9606504 out of 5

Keywords: Halloween, Trick or Treat, Comedy, Covid, Covid 19, Coronavirus, Politics, Republican, Democrat

Id: GMNQQhyEI5A

Length: 2min 21sec (141 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 29 2020