Halloween Trick or Greet

Alright Jason You got five hours before trick-or-treaters start showing up. It's time to raise your game. Okay? Now these kids expect the perfect greeting before they get their candy practice makes perfect Let's do this Happy Halloween What the heck was that come on man just act like a normal human being Greetings children. Mm-hmm. Would you like a candy? Come on man, that's way too creepy. Wait, I need a costume. Yeah There are two types of people in this world Those who like almond joys and those who have functional tastebuds Savvy. Mmm good Take the candy give into the dark chocolate side of the force What am I doing Palpatine doesn't work I got to do something more kid-friendly What kind of candy were you expecting Buzz? Woody? Jessie? My pop rocks are pure. They will take you to infinity... and beyond You kids got a good life in this hood, you've got a good life I know because I'm prison Mike and Ike Prison Mike and Ike Oh my A tiny ghost. Yes. Yes, very good very um, very frightening. Yes, boo, spooky. Yes. Yes Snickers why don't you grab one? Because when you're hungry, why wait, oh It's not the crunchy caramel Center underneath but the milk chocolaty goodness that surrounds you Caramel Wow your guys's costumes are incredible, I mean they're Fantastic, I mean, we got a cow and a farmer who likes to plow and Lightning McQueen Kachow yeah wow Looky here. It's some trick 'r treaties now open up your bags and have some diabetes. And here's some for you, and you, and Cindy Lou woo-hoo You think I'm afraid of trick-or-treaters? I am the one who tricks I am the one who treats you want to know how I got these scores. I Went to the grocery store Spooky ghost indeed. Yes. Yes. Yes because the afterlife Finds a way if I keep eating these sweets. I'll be known as the clock bar knight the baked goods Crusader the obese Guardian, Fat Man There's no candy in the clink we only get toothbrushes that we make into shivs and then we shank people, we shank 'em 'Cause you got a good life. Now guess what I've got I've got a jar of nerds I've got a jar of nerds, I've got a jar of nerds Most impressive I can feel the bottle caps fizzing within you What's happening? When what happened then well because of the sugar consumption they say the Grinch's small heart suffered three heart attacks that day Fetch me my defibrillator I'm not feeling unlimited Sour Patch kids and a robber on the prowl and the bride who takes a bow and a stockbroker on the Dow That deserves now and later dang it. This is stupid Happy Halloween guys, make sure to check out our other stuff and subscribe so that we can get a hundred grand subscribers see what I did there cuz it's a candy and and if we get enough we would have a hundred thousand people and

Channel: JK! Studios

Views: 817,972

Rating: 4.9728189 out of 5

Keywords: Studio C, JK studios, studioc, scott sterling, halloween, sketch, comedy, jason gray, Impressions, Grinch, Jack Sparrow, Owen Wilson, Trick or Treat

Id: FGdKUyTtMzA

Length: 4min 26sec (266 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 24 2018