9 Sarcastic Achievements That Made Us Feel Like an Idiot

usually the emotions associated with unlocking an achievement a positive ones like pride or satisfaction or relief that you don't have to play max payne 3 anymore oh thank god some games however includes sarcastic achievements that pop when you do something bad just to really rub it in here are nine of the worst burns we've ever received from an achievement if watching Breaking Bad has taught me anything it's that being a meth dealer is super easy and the biggest problems you'll have to deal with your dysfunctional sons Reese Malcolm Dewey and Francis I explains a lot anyway it turns out cooking meth is actually pretty tricky with dire consequences if you get it wrong as proven by the rats job in payday 2 first off you'll need all the right ingredients then you have to mix it in the right order probably in the middle of a gunfight with the police which I'm sure I don't have to tell you can be pretty distracting anyway fail to follow the instructions for cooking the rest properly and you'll blow up the lab and most likely yourself and half your teammates unlocking the achievement f in chemistry into the bargain to be honest if I've done that in my chemistry class at school I would have been happy with an F Morgan's gone sick what you have a Leslie I've breached the war going into the president the Secret Service in Secret Service is the law enforcement agency tasked with protecting the President of the United States and as such Secret Service agents need to be the best of the best which is probably why the 2008 game Secret Service is so sarcastic at you when you up on the job the game has an achievement for firing an entire magazine without hitting anyone and an achievement for blowing yourself up with your own grenade but worst of all is the achievement the exact opposite of your job which you get for accidentally shooting the president yes the one person you've been specifically hired to protect the world and then like you can't even pray to stuntman like me oops would you believe the shot came from a grassy knoll gravel line we're gonna tear this place apart dying over and over on the same level of a game can be frustrating a condition that isn't helped when the game in question gives you a sarcastic achievement for it and yet that's exactly what happens in call of duty world at war the description for the Purple Heart achievement says when staring into the face of adversity show courage and persevere what this actually means is died 20 times on the same checkpoint on a mission and will give you a sarcastic achievement to make you feel bad about how much you suck at our game let's not forget that this is the same game that gave you a zero-g achievement for reaching 10th prestige called go get some Sun what's with the attitude world at war Kiefer Sutherland put you up to this now let's see oh good night biller you're okay thank God we're going to make them pay for what they've done look look we all know camping is frowned upon in online games but we all do it right right I'm right anyhow I'm not camping here I'm just waiting for a second to formulate my battle plan and if someone happens to run around the corner unawares and I shoot them then that's just my cat-like reflexes giving me an advantage in a fair fight so I don't see how you can call it camping when all right halo 4 you made your point for longer than humanity remembers the gods ruled humanity served as slaves but life never remains in balance 2009 s risen was a fantasy RPG that thrust you into the island of fer anger a harsh and forbidding place full of deadly enemies vicious wild animals and sheer drops that honestly anyone could fall off accidentally not just me see easy ah do this three times however and risen will award you a 10 G achievement for your trouble okay risen I get it I fell off a ledge a few times pretty funny I suppose at least not being malicious about it oh hey buddy I'm speaking in an accent that is beyond her range of hearing look metal mom I don't need to do the voice if I have one weakness it's that I'm too polite that and setting fire to all those warehouses but still being polite can get you into a lot of trouble in games particularly when the villain asks you nicely to do something what am I going to do say no so rude still that's the situation I was in in Portal 2 as Wheatley and I were excitingly escaping from glados's test chambers after several similar attempts to trick and kill us GLaDOS extended a library to what she promised was the final test chamber er you were almost at the last test why don't we just do it trust me it's an easier way off and whatever asinine plan you're Frankie with seems legit and she asked so nicely what are you going what are you going huh there's a deal you probably can't see get closer oh it was a trap probably guess that oh and an achievement so now everyone knows I fell for that and will do until the end of time I just wanted to see the deer I made it all up surprise they're working on a military contract to develop an army of clones and respond to a psychic commander tap secret of course fettle is one of the commander's you gotta be [ __ ] kidding me this is why nobody takes us seriously military clones fair is what you get when you cross call of duty with the ring and is as full of deadly military hardware and unexpected jump scares as that implies what I'm saying is that it's easy to be jump scared by something panic throw a grenade and then accidentally blow yourself up No shut up it is fear is clearly anticipating this as it has an achievement called suicide King for killing yourself five times oh well at least the game is called point to some small consolation you were scared for you are far more durable than the world which you now live usual powers to protect suffer Superman is the epitome of truth justice in the American Way and as such frowns on dishonesty of any kind except for the whole lying to everyone close to him about how he's a super-powered alien from the planet Krypton thing even so his video game Superman Returns does include some cheat codes for when things get tough they let you unlock things like infinite health and stamina as well as cool new costumes and moves we had become so accustomed to looking into the sky for help that we have forgotten how to save ourselves it's cool I've got cheat codes I can totally save myself now why let me use cheat codes in the first place if you're just going to be sarcastic at me about them Superman no no look at him he's not angry he's just disappointed is that the best you can do you're Jason Bourne's star of Robert Ludlum's The Bourne conspiracy and you're having a seriously rough day even for a man who once drove across most of Europe in an unheated Mini Cooper nothing's going right for you today not least of all how your face isn't Matt Damon's and especially not least of all how you can't shoot worth a damn up no matter how hard you deploy your elite Treadstone super soldier skills not more than 1 in 10 bullets you shoot actually hits a baddie the sky passing Birds innocent civilians you can hit sure but the actual enemy yeah not so much the last thing you need on such a day is this is the Xbox achievement system pinging you a message that reads need glasses we assume this is a sarcastic tone from the developer regarding your sub 10% accuracy in a Bourne conspiracy level and not a medical recommendation or an in-game Specsavers ad hey if I put my glasses on that's going to look even less like Matt Damon so those were some of these sarcastic achievements in videogames that made us feel bad about ourselves but something you can do right now to feel good about yourself it's clicking on one of these videos in front of you one of them is a playlist that contains a lot of videos that like this one but not this one and the other one is a randomly selected video that we reckon you all like to watch right now so watch one of those two things and stop feeling bad about yourself feel good about yourself instead right that was any good energy there I thought guys nice yeah see be the best video watch sure you can be Dane

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Length: 10min 1sec (601 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 13 2016