7 NPCs Who Should Be in Jail: Commenter Edition

when you're a video game protagonist you do a lot of things that could be considered illegal like stealing anything that isn't nailed down or you know Murder that's fine non-player characters on the other hand you expect to be L abiding citizens standing around quietly waiting for you to show up and accept their Quest steal their stuff and if they're unlucky murder them like I said it's fine that's why we're calling out these NPCs who are getting up to elicit activities of their own and ought to be thrown in jail for their crimes who do they think they are me take a look at these seven video game NPCs who should be in jail inspired by the best comments on our previous video on this subject and where spoilers ahead for the following [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] games we spoke in the last video about BLS in Animal Crossing New Horizons the curator owl who has gone totally Rogue and started running a shady museum with no oversight or regulation that spurred lots of you to ask why we didn't include red the fox who periodically visits your Island in a ramshackle boat and is one of the most prolific Fine Art forgers in history on the exceedingly rare occasions that red does Dain to drop anchor on your Island you have the opportunity to buy a piece of art from his suspiciously poorly lit store the thing that should land red in the tomn for-profit penitentiary however is that many of the artworks on sale are fakes so unwary buyers are going to get ripped off which they'll discover when they try to donate the precious art to BLS who based on our findings in the previous video is probably in on this [Music] racket luckily for you some forgeries are easier to spot than others for instance the huge coffee stain here suggests this copy of Da Vinci's famous vetruvian man probably isn't the real deal unless Da Vinci was as lazy about using a coaster around his Priceless artworks as he was about painting eyebrows on the Mona Lisa of course the other artworks that red sells are in fact the real deal which now that we think about it is even more illegal because the only way he's got the original affilia by John Everett mle is if he stole it from London's Tate Gallery keep an eye out for that boat heading up the temps is my advice [Music] one of the most popular comments we had on the previous video highlighted some behavior from Pokémon Diamond and Pearl which is technically not illegal but judging by the strength of public feeling should be illegal and certainly will be if any of these commenters make it to public office the crime in question is committed by a Pokémon trainer called Mindy who you meet in one of the houses in Snowpoint City near the end of the game as is common in Pokémon games Mindy will offer to trade a Pokémon with you however the trade she offers is an exciting one she offers to trade you a hater in exchange for a [Music] medicam the reason this is such an exciting deal is that Haunter only evolves via trading and so this is a perfect opportunity to snag hater's Evolution Gengar without having to find another player to trade with Gengar is a hugely popular Pokémon and hard to get thanks to this trade only requirement so you can imagine the Delight on players faces when hearing Mindy's offer then imagine that Delight being replaced by dismay when the trade goes through and Haunter doesn't evolve we then cut back to Mindy who laughs in your face and explains that the Haunter didn't evolve because she gave it an Everstone a held item that prevents Pokémon from evolving so you're down one Meacham and up one useless Haunter who can't even evolve into a Gengar Jil is too good for her if anything I know a real important man in town a soft touch with shall we say exotic tastes and the money to indulge them he's involved in a legal matter and the prosecution has some rather embarrassing photos of him at a Mor party or something it's not really a news flash to say that characters in Grand Theft Auto should be in jail so it takes a certain kind of monster to stand out amongst this Hall of Fame Rogues Gallery enter Donald love a character chronologically first introduced to us in Vice City as an apprentice of Avery Carrington and then later seen in Grand Theft Auto 3 as a ruthless and calculating businessman they're trying to extort additional funds from me but I don't believe in renegotiation a deal is a deal so they'll not see a penny from me if that was all you saw of Donald love you'd assume he was no worse than any of the other Quest givers in the games however if you played the Lesser known Liberty City Stories originally for the PSP you'd know there's a whole other side to Donald and it involves a lot of let me just check my notes Here ah yes cannibalism we're having a party Dear Boy a party yes a morg party Donald it seems loves to attend morg parties and is comfortable enough with his predels that he can be found tucking into human ribs while giving you missions my God this is good it tastes just like chicken but somehow more uh sentient I'll have the salad Donald love even goes so far as to eat his old Mentor Avery Carrington along with a journalist who took photos of you killing him ah Ned burner Ace reporter ah Ned I'm going to give give you the exclusive rights to cover my wonderful party I wouldn't invite just anyone to my little bash you know invitations are to die for Donald disappears at the end of Grand Theft Auto 3 so we don't know if he ever faced Justice for his crimes but then he is a billionaire in America so I'd say odds aren't great we did at least avoid getting eaten by him I'd say that's the best outcome we could hope for hello don't think I've seen you before some ammunitions on the shelves but I keep the guns locked take a look at the catalog and I'll pull out anything you'd like to see being a gunsmith is a stressful job for a number of reasons Chief among them people are always robbing you with the things you just sold them now let me just look in here no no this ain't the way you want to go is it open that thing now so you can see why some gunsmiths take up hobbies to help them blow off steam that being said we can't possibly condone the actions of the gunsmith in rhs who has rejected hunting or FiveFinger filet in favor of the illegal crimes of kidnapping and imprisonment stop by the gunsmith to pick up some Essentials and you might be greeted instead by a voice coming from the basement investigate further and it's pretty clear that the roads gunsmith is breaking the law in several significant ways it's the C gunsmith he made me dress up like this he's got me chained to the goddamn fo he has a kidnapped this young man B chained him to a bed in his basement and possibly worst of all C forced him to wear a sailor suit why are you wearing that sailor suit that crazy maniac put me in it he thinks I'm his kid's son according to the gunsmith this is all fine because this young man is his dead son and this whole situation is deeply sad and unpleasant in every possible Direction I searched up and down that River Bank for days but I couldn't find my boy I just miss him so much so a horrible situation for everyone involved oh except me because I helped myself to this Lancaster repeater on the way out so not all bad got too much dirt in that hair you have marvelous bone structure stop by the mega surgery sometime doc even though I'm a doctor I admit I have a small Vice a quick drink after work in the post-apocalyptic Wasteland you'd think the last thing people would be worried about would be their looks out here eye bags are more likely to be literal bags of eyes strung up in a super mutant encampment than they are a minor cosmetic inconvenience and yet in the Commonwealth Wasteland of Fallout 4 people are apparently so concerned about their appearance that there is enough demand for a full-time plastic surgeon one Dr cck who pies his trade out of the basement of the mega Surgery Center in Diamond City a new face strong but not perfect for a nominal feed doc Crocker can give you the looks you've only dreamed about before doc Crocker is a handy fellow to have around if you're as slap dash at character creation as we are as he'll tweak your appearance for a fee but you should perhaps exercise caution around him why well because he's a plastic surgeon in a video game and when have they ever not been evil murderers exactly L doc Crocker's specific thing is that he's obsessed with perfection and when things don't go his way he snaps as evidenced by what you discover if you head down to the basement of the medical center here you'll find Doc Crocker along with the dismembered body of one Earl Sterling former bartender at The Dugout in naughty naughty you're not supposed to be down here but that's okay I can fix that it seems when working on Earl doc Crocker lost his mind and killed his patient although that's not quite the way he tells it I didn't do anything it was it was Earl it was Earl who didn't want to be happy good patients get a nice new face bad patients bleed all over the floor because they want to screw up their surgeon's life anyway despite this being a brutal postapocalyptic Wasteland murder is still illegal and apparently the sentence is death by lethal injection a punishment carried out immediately by doc Crocker himself I can fix anything does this mean I can't get plastic surgery anymore because I was hoping to get something done about my prominent earlobes no all right fine tonight the Fisher Knight leaves the humble shs of home for the hey depths of cart pray let this token from Humble festy Garner favor with the leviathans within oh no time for thanks friend the Duke awaits San dear Knight s when you first meet Duke Edmund dragons Bane in Dragon's Dogma you'd be forgiven for thinking he's a pretty impressive guy after all according to the story you're told just days after he awoke as an Arisen a dragon attacked the kingdom being a dragon hunting Arisen Edwin set out to face the dragon but unlike most of the others who had gone before him actually succeeded in killing it needless to say this made Edmund somewhat popular and he quickly wrote go through the ranks of government finally ruling the kingdom as worm King Edmund who seemingly never ages by my command every Road in granis shall be open to you henceforth as a member of the world seems to be a great guy am I right so what's he doing on this list apart from taking the title worm King which I mean not illegal but it is giving me the ick well it turns out that Edmund wasn't being exactly truthful about what went down with that Dragon Edmund hadn't defeated it at all but rather accepted its bargain and sacrificed his beloved in exchange for power and thanks to the dragon having removed Edmund's heart and taken it with him Edmund got Eternal youth into the bargain as my than the dgy Without You wealth and power are sweet amidy for heartache you'll not gain say my turns are more than generous if it matters all the man who rules this land now I won that honor through just such a bargain all of which seems like grounds for some serious jail time except that during the course of Dragon's Dogma you find and defeat the very dragon with which Edmund made his deal which causes all those years to hit him at [Music] once which honestly feels like he served his time now yesh [Music] for as you'd expect from a location in a like a dragon game Hawaii from like a dragon infinite wealth offers a ton of side activities for you to enjoy such as building your own Paradise Island making weirdos fight each other and of course a side job as a gravity defying postmate delivery Rider [Music] amaz another of these activities while fun just goes to show that the in Universe Hawaii police force isn't up to Snuff and not just because they do nothing to address the fact that you can't walk 10 ft along the beach without getting into a fist fight with some randos going to cry for my battle I am of course talking about sio snap the Pokémon Snap style mini game in which you board a trolley and then take a leisurely drive around town snapping pcks of various local characters you encounter along the way the problem with this as you may have noticed is that all the people you're photographing are almost naked oiled up gym wraps wearing Eyes Wide Shut masks who pop out of bushes hang from Ledges and generally gate their way across the city in a way that has got to be violating about 40 public decency and anti- nudity laws so obviously all these men should be in jail and yet they aren't maybe there's too many of them maybe they're too muscular and just overpowered the cops or maybe they were thrown in jail and were so oily they managed to slide out Between the Bars it's probably that last one isn't it there you go seven NPCs who should be in jail can you think of any others that we've missed do let us know in the comments below which one do you think deserves the longest sentence get in the comments and let us know about that too and Al news now that's just come in I'm just hearing this it is it's now illegal to not watch either of these two videos so if you don't to end up in there with them I would pick one this one here is from us down here is one from outside extra either of those will get you exonerated and off the hook so pick one of those now and we will see you next time

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Keywords: andy farrant, jane douglas, mike channell, 7 things, fallout, fallout 4, doc crocker, doctor, funny, funny moments, animal crossing, new horizons, fake art, redd, yakuza, infinite wealth, sickos, dragon's dogma, edmun, dragonsbane, donald love, gta, gunsmith, rhodes, mindy, pokemon, outsidexbox, list, top 7, red dead redemption 2, rdr 2, rdr, blathers, top 10, npcs, npc

Id: exrUQxx11vM

Length: 15min 31sec (931 seconds)

Published: Thu May 09 2024