7 Hangovers That Filled Us With Regrets, Shame

with the holidays fast approaching chances are many of you will have to deal with the real monster of the festive season Krampus hangovers okay well they're bad too I guess but no matter how much you may over indulge this holiday season chances are that your morning regrets won't come close to the epic hangovers enjoyed by some of our favorite videogame characters please enjoy watch out for minor spoilers ahead for the following games and also Krampus for pity's sake he's coming a few drinks a few laughs and a contest what could be better we generally try and avoid drinking contests especially after what happened at last year's outside exports Christmas party I think I can't really remember you'd think though when you're the Dragonborn hero of legend owner of a fancy horned helmet and able to shout enemies into the Sun you'd be able to hold your Mead so when you're challenged to a drinking contest by the singularly unimpressive looking samba then you've got to think you're gonna win it hands down well bad luck forgives after just three drinks it's not just hands down its arms down legs down and yes face down on the floor of the tavern because you're both a lost and be passed out hey you don't look so good first row dole more like however as bad as the drinking is it's nothing compared to the hangover you wait to find yourself in a temple a temple you've apparently wrecked during the previous night's festivities staffed by a priestess who justifiably isn't super happy to see you I see so you don't remember fondling the statuary then I'm guessing you also don't remember coming in here and blathering incoherently about my and goat what follows is you attempting to piece together the events of last night to figure out just what the hell happened you discover along the way that your knight involved fondling statuary stealing goats and attempting to marry a hag Raven a creature about as attractive as the name hag Raven makes it sound I've been waiting for you to return eventually you discover that this whole escapade was the work of Sam himself who turns out to be sanguine the Daedric prince of head nism and debauchery and who transforms into his true form which looks like darth maul's harder older brother or to put it in another way he just got sith face whereas you god okay I haven't been so entertained in at least a hundred years cool well I'm glad you had fun Sam now I have to give my half firehouse to a hag Raven in a really messy divorce this is worse than the outside exports Christmas party I expect unlike most of the vaults in the world of Fallout 176 was genuinely built to house and protect the people who would rebuild civilization those chosen to enter this vault must be our best and our brightest whereas the other vaults were built too what were they for again to produce skeletons in vaults suits that's gotta be it the premise of fallout 76 is that reclamation day has finally come and after 25 years underground it's time for you Oh Walt $76 to stride out into the wasteland and start reclaiming it we stand together no way but here involved 76 our future begins [Music] except the first day of the rest of your now above-ground life isn't off to a flawless start you had such a good time at last night's reclamation Eve party that you've overslept by what must be several hours waking up bleary-eyed and woozy headed to find everyone else's vacated vault 76 and has run off to reclaim civilization without you all the good civilization would have been taken by now oh thanks for waking me up guys it's like living together in a hole for 25 years meant nothing it must be one of history's all-time great hangovers if it made you late for the one mission you've spent a quarter of a century training for that would explain the dry mouth pounding head and full body achiness I've got going on although so with this radiation poisoning man this reclamation day sucks I'm coming back in the role now let's drink some market it was Frank that started all this well just have a cup Cheryl you down and head back okay okay it wasn't much to do to entertain yourself back in 1899 there was the newfangled magic lantern show of course he really took killing all my inner thing okay maybe not bad how about that game where you stabbed yourself repeatedly in the hand not bad either oh I know how about the ever popular activity America's pastime antagonizing uncle just Deadwood now you had an insult to injury yeah Matt said you can only do that for a solid hour hour and a half tops so what to do with the rest of your time well if you're anything like Arthur Morgan the protagonist of Red Dead Redemption to the answer is go drinking with your good buddy Lenny an activity that starts off innocently enough just one or two right off of course just a drink John we get a couple of beers please before taking a decided turn towards drunkenness as more and more whiskey becomes involved [Music] and then a hard left into attempted-murder and I think we've all been here after one too many am i right shut your mouth mister when the drinking session this epic you have to expect an equivalently epic hangover and Red Dead Redemption to doesn't disappoint with Arthur waking up in jail and then Lenny getting reacquainted with his breakfast on the steps of the sheriff's office awful plus now I've lost the moral high ground with uncle what am I going to berate him about now sooner you answer our questions the better the odds we don't miss a bottle for us hangovers aren't just about pounding headaches and churning nausea they're also about powerful feelings of regret for your actions of the night before by that metric pretty much the entirety of the game bullet storm is a dreadful hangover for lead character Grayson Hunt who begins the game with some extremely spirited drinking have another drink grey you know healthy when you're in deep space you get to decide when it's 5:00 p.m. unfortunately the alcohol probably played at least a tiny part in Grayson's decision to attack enormous Confederate warship the Ulysses with his own piddling pirate ship Christmas come early boys we got us a mass murder and piece it out they're waiting on us to deliver some reparation we're with you gray serrano hung us all out to dry ain't dry no no you're drunk then in his boozy wisdom he decides to ram the Ulysses with said piddling ship perhaps forgetting his spaceship is probably designed to be most effective when it retains its structural integrity and isn't exposed to the lethal vacuum of space [Music] [Applause] I mean the most embarrassing thing I've ever done when drunk is breaking into my own house through an open window while wearing fishnet hold ups so I'm feeling pretty good about myself right now Halloween 2008 it's a long story Grayson lands on the planet of stingy err presumably with a splitting headache that's as much the booze as it is the violent crash landing and does he learn his lesson well the fact that he ends up in a nightclub mere hours later suggests not man yes it's unhappy hour for that guy of course if you play Bulletstorm full clip edition you could play the game as Duke Nukem who's probably still suffering from the colossal hangover that is the reputation damage caused by Duke Nukem Forever it's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum but I don't even know where I am it's called the bug in bed Duke what sort of party are you hoping to have tonight commander I could set things up for quiet conversation or would you prefer a more energetic evening I think it's time to blow off some steam excellent choice commander allow me to cue up a series of popular nightclub tracks and drink lists a wise woman once sang we woke up in the kitchen saying how the hell did this happen and if transcendental guru and good hair have a Beyonce isn't immune to a hangover well I guess there's no escaping them for the rest of us and by us I mean the crew of the Normandy sr2 off of Mass Effect in Mass Effect 3 is delightfully fluffy Citadel DLC your Shepard moves into a ritzy spacestation apartment and throws the party to end all parties 160 there's always one that the party isn't there the point is for you and your beloved crew members to take a break from saving the galaxy and blow off some steam but it is a house party so inevitably things get out of hand cut to the morning after when it's time for hard partying Commander Shepard to pick his or her way through the wreckage of the night before I am going to die you find the Normandy's best and brightest suffering through New Year's Day great hangovers strewn around your new apartment like so many sacks of dehydrated nauseas regret filled potatoes they're waking up in not just the kitchen but all over the place and like Queen Bey asking how the hell did this happen alcohol it was alcohol your voice sir so loud please thank you this would be fine if the only serious consequence was the depletion of the Normandy supplies of bacon and eggs but may we remind you Normandy crew that the survival of all sentient life in the Milky Way depends on our mission success so this party will literally be the one to end all parties if you don't drink a pint of water take a couple of aspirin and walk it off matters not to throw up feel pretty good about that that said the ultimate purpose of civilization is to produce a beyond sake and it was all downhill from there so I guess calling the Reapers time to harvest the galaxy we're done here live - yep huh you start paying for a night like that the next morning I'm just gonna drop a little backdoor into the system so I can get back inside later sorry being unfinished business he's heading out begum yes watchdogs theory tells the story of marques Holloway a young meme loving hacker who wants to join the hacking group dedsec luckily Marcus is the best you can tell because during his initiation hacking mission he only gets shot six or seven times and also somehow does this without breaking a spine thanks to this impressive act of hacktivism Marcus is in unfortunately what he's in too is dead sick a group of hackers made up entirely of unbearable hipsters you wouldn't want to get stuck talking to at a party your your hot sauce yep man I loved your frat house hair real talk what follows is the traditional dedsec Welcome of drinking heavily under the Golden Gate Bridge and making vague Banksy esque statements about how the government is like bad and stuff all that data in the hands of the government they'll arrest you first before you even do it possibly there's more a fee drinking heavily than the political statements however as before long Marcus is blackout drunk and wakes up in an unfamiliar home - a lot of his memories of the night before no pleasure mine oh and also his trousers sadly even dead SEC frowns on their hackers not wearing trousers I mean unless they made it part of their gimmick like you'd have to be called pantsless but with like a for instead of an a and you'd hack the Levi's website so that no one could buy jeans and sorry I'm getting off-topic even dead SEC frowns on their hackers not wearing trousers so the very first thing you have to do in the whole of your dead SEC hacktivists career is go to a clothes shop and buy yourself some new pants so you don't embarrass yourself in front of the other hackers who need I remind you include a guy called hot sauce and another guy with an animated gif for a face having to hang out with those guys I'd also be drinking heavily why did I join me seriously like that I'm sure you get all kinds of answers I'm fighting the good fight getting revenge redeeming some past crime remember agents of mayhem no neither do i and it was only released last year savage it was a mercy killing but after searching through our memories a bit like you do after a night on the source it turns out that we did play agents of mayhem and vaguely recall a mission called operation the morning after which as it happens involves you searching through your memories after a night on the source 470 not so loud Oh work look a rough night this particular mission is your introduction to hard drinking roller derby player Daisy a potential recruit to the agents of mayhem before she can join your team of playable characters though it is vitally important that she work out what the hell happened last night secure some brighter future maybe even chasing some Fame and that you get all sorts of answers yeah well sorry to say I'm just not that complicated over the course of the mission you'll tear across the futuristic city of Seoul returning to the scene of the figurative and on one occasion very literal crime I think I may have committed a felony last night complete every stage of the mission and you'll discover that Daisy's night involves harassing a sushi shop mascot for pizza hey don't you sass me I want my pizza entering an underground robot Fight Club and art theft which I can confirm is indeed a crime in the country of South Korea you owe me a Picasso you [ __ ] in fact the only remaining mystery is how she managed to say upright on roller skates while absolutely hammered if operation the morning after all sounds a bit plot heavy for your liking in a game this is primarily about shooting things don't worry each of these revelations are interspersed with fire fights although frankly if we had a hangover the last thing we want to do is fire a minigun so loud thanks for watching this video we've all had fun here today and isn't that what we should be doing now in the few remaining days we have left of all Krampus gets us all and beats us with his birch branches for our misdeeds throughout the year yeah you all think it's a made-up thing don't even when you're all being put into the brank by Krampus then you'll be goal we should listen to Andy is so sorry you wanted me to talk about other videos you can watch all right fine swatch more videos up here is a cocktail video from us where we made a Skyrim cocktail that's in keeping with the theme of the video isn't it down here is a video from outside extra which is about games that alter your perception of reality you see them everywhere they call it the tetris effect so that's your final bit of knowledge to take to the grave when Krampus takes it all don't you silence me

Channel: outsidexbox

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Rating: 4.9514971 out of 5

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Length: 16min 44sec (1004 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 22 2018