5 (Secret) Dark Implications In Disney Movies - YBOC (Finding Nemo, Lion King)

[Music] oh my god i did it i turned myself into an irish cartoon that can't take little dr jordan brady to jail if he's not even real oh [ __ ] looks like i'm real again and looks like we're in a terminator situation where my lab code didn't travel uh between dimensions anyway looks like you're watching another normal ass live-action episode of your brain on crack that is sometimes accused of being too animated as is and the only show on crack still technically maintaining a subtle background story about how i cut a dude's head off and then later escaped from jail so today i'll honestly just straight up illegally diagnosed remember when disney movies were filled with nothing but joy and childlike wonder until those sick sadists that pixar came in and started murdering the barren wives of old men for not quite amusement [Music] yeah you forgot about her being unable to bear children didn't you well anyway disney movies were depressing long before pixar showed up they were just a little better at sneaking in in the background if you remember one scene from who framed roger rabbit it's probably the one where the villainous judge doom dips an adorable cartoon shoe into some cartoon killing acid called the dip which is very effective it's a it's a scene i've been trying to delete from my mind for well over a decade and before you leave a comment no jessica rabbit's boobs doesn't count as a scene but how could this legendarily tragic moment be any worse i mean did judge doom also force mr shu's wife on the doom's sweaty bare feet after killing her husband or did he tie shoes children's laces together crippling them for life actually it's worse way worse [Music] think back to the only other times we see cartoon characters die in this movie in a scene that looks like the guy from the raid directed at three stooges short protagonist eddie valiant kills a bunch of dooms henchmen weasels by literally making them laugh themselves to death thankfully the weasels apparently managed to get right with god because from their corpses rise ghostly angels that fled away to heaven however when eddie kicks another weasel on the ball so hard it flies into a vat of doom's acid there there's no angel the same thing happens to doom a closeted cartoon when he himself gets the acid treatment this is also true of the shoe surely that innocent clog was more worthy of jesus embraced than a couple of literal weasels and a guy with the last name doom surprise the implication here is that doom sludge burns away not only a cartoon's body but their freaking soul it's like reading a harry potter book for a seventh-day adventist and because we've seen two different weasel face we know it's not a morality thing it's not like the shoe knocked boots with his brother's wife or something without acid the shoe would have become an angelic air jordan floated off to the great foot locker in the sky [Music] but he doesn't so the only other explanation i can think of is that the acid doesn't kill cartoons so much as it dissipates their still conscious molecules which now live in perpetual agony at the bottom of that barrel for eternity kind of like the freaking pig head that melts down the drain that poor murdered shoe is burning in hell one way or i won't another it i can't believe it i said believe it you know what screw it i actually do want to talk about some messed up pixar movies that snuck some terror in through the back door see the world of cars is pretty much exactly like our own but with one key difference humanity has been replaced by sentient cars who murdered the ozone layer with every breath other than that same [ __ ] different body shapes all the way down to port stashes now consider the backstory of one fart breather sarge is an army jeep who was built for war or born for war or bread for war specifically world war ii when i'm finished with you you'll have places you didn't know you had his primary purpose was slashing the tires a few lines of german panzers and according to the blu-ray extras sarge just loves talking about his world war two days like the time his tank friend lost his track in the battle of the bulge and sarge had to him to safety but that means that even the battles and cars are the same sergeant's license plate refers to the year of the pearl harbor attack the same year that america officially became part of the war effort and presumably drafted most males with at least 18 000 miles on them the 60s weren't good to you really apart from the fact that it was fought entirely by motor vehicles everything about world war ii appears to be exactly the same which very strongly implies that all the atrocities also happen but to cute cars instead that means nazi volkswagens rounding up poor innocent opals and sending them to the scrap heap vintage mazdas their paints still scarred with radiation burns some 60 years after the nagasaki hiroshima bombings i mean even airplanes are sentient in this universe which means some of them personally drop those bombs i mean picture it cutesy cartoon bombers all screwed up inside trying to drink away the screams and failing always failing after that i just couldn't bring myself to fly again so don't be surprised if cars 4 sports an oblique reference to russian gas trucks interfering in national elections or a global pandemic exacerbated by ford f-150s refusing to replace their air filters or whatever and that might sound a bit dark for a kid's movie but disney has to keep the world of cars internally consistent or i will complain about it again i think i touched a nerve the 40s had pearl harbor and the great cars born the 60s had the jfk assassination but the 90s had that time disney killed a cartoon lion a whole generation of children developed an irrational fear of antelope hooves thanks to mufasa's brutal death scene in the lion king though it is unclear if he died from the trampling or if maybe his internal organs were squished by the fall itself or if maybe just the claw wounds became infected on his pawn he died several months later all alone in a hospital bed in zimbabwe or something [Music] whatever the case that's the last we ever seen mufasa discounting his brief return as a giant sky ghost to give his son simba pep talk you have failed me for the last time and while mufasa's death kickstarts simma's journey towards becoming a king and kickstarted many 90s kids downward spirals into alcoholism and substance abuse simba never really gets any final closure we never see simba bury the body though to be fair it's not like lion paws are very good at digging proper graves bad things happen and you can't do anything about it right right by the time semba does return he either refuses to go look for his father's mangled skeleton or he's blocked out the memory of where it all went down i mean as far as the audience knows mufasa is now gazelle but of course there's another explanation for what might have happened to mufasa's remains i mean how long do you think that mufasa's big meaty juicy lion carcass was able to lay baking in the sun in the land that's now run by hyenas you know the same hyenas mufasa had forced to starve see if there's one thing that hyenas love more than eating dead things it's dismembering lions and you can find plenty of evidence of that online if you don't mind looking at animal gore which is kind of where i draw the line weirdly so here's some human gore eww growth oh jesus crazy there's like a very high chance that mufasa's bloated corpse became lunch for whoopi goldberg is the point of all of my videos all of my videos have been building to this point as for the non-edible parts of his body well it might not be a coincidence that we later see mufasa's trust advisor get trapped in a rib cage that's suspiciously close to the size of a lion's torso like like specifically mufasa's lion torso i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts i mean if you think about it this would be kind of like if joe biden forced mike pence to live in a tent made out of trump's skin behind the white house so there's an image for the rest of your week oh no anything but that while i'm sure finding nemo's friendly pelican nigel has tons of other friends the creatures he seems closest to are the fish in the dentist's office he just loves flying in and talking shop and catching up on all the juicy gossip about who's trying to bang that puffer fish who can fill all your holes all your crevices nigel get in there i can't go in there oh yes you can but in general nigel just seems like a super nice guy i mean he agrees to help marlon and dory bust nemo out of dentist jail instead of you know like ripping them finn from finn like any other pelican however unbeknownst to nigel and marlon nemo was already planning an escape of his own when nigel and marlon arrive they see nemo floating upside down and looking for all the world like a dead ass fish of course nemo was only faking it so he'd get flushed down the toilet in the sweet stinky freedom but nigel doesn't know that what did i miss in my life and while marlin eventually reunites with nemo nigel never learns the truth discounting a short cameo in the credits which is probably not canon because birds can't breathe underwater the last time we see nigel he's tally marlin in a very jeffrey rush voice i'm so sorry marlon not you we named the monkey marlin it's pretty clear nigel blames himself for the botched rescue attempt he didn't get there in time and now a child is dead you know because it's disney and everything's a child and it gets worse in the final scene of the movie the rest of the fish at the dentist's office also managed to escape the next time nigel returns to say hey to his friends they'll all be gone as far as nigel knows that satanic girl with the braces murdered every single one of them because we never see nigel again i mean he's not in finding dory it's safe to assume he never learns the fate of any of those fish and simply goes on believing he's responsible for all of their deaths yeah i reckon somebody ought to help the poor guy [Music] nigel probably ends his life a few years later by drinking himself into stupid drowning in the pacific ocean i cannot wait for the disney plus original finding nigel's waterlogged cadaver washed up on the shore coco is about a kid named miguel who wants to play mariachi music more than anyone on earth has ever wanted literally anything and is willing to die for a chance to jam on a nylon-stringed acoustic and an el pollo logo somewhere yes the old ways are still best unfortunately his attempts to play result in him being cursed and taken to the afterlife and the good news is that he can escape as long as he receives a blessing from one of his deceased relatives so after meeting one who asks for him to stop playing music to which miguel obviously chooses no send me to more deathscape miguel meets a guy named hector who will take him to see another one of his relatives but only if miguel agrees to bring a photographic hector back to the land of the living with him nope see the way the afterlife works in coco is that dead people are allowed to visit the land of the living on the day of the dead but only if their families put up a photograph of them and this is a rule that only exists in the movie by the way so like don't be worried that that photo of gram gram on the mantle is actually a fully functioning portal to hell or whatever you don't think that hector's family doesn't appear to have any photographs of hector and he's afraid his daughter will forget him and he'll disappear completely and that's a sweet ish way of looking at how the afterlife works as long as it's the modern day or you're super rich [Music] nowadays our phones alone could revive every random stranger that we've met in a bar in the last 10 years but even just 100 years ago photographs were expensive as hell and family photos were only common for the fancy upper class and even when a family was able to scrape together enough money to purchase a photograph of a loved one there wasn't really a way to produce tons and tons of copies so coco if you lose that one photograph your relative is banished for eternity i mean if your clumsy kid accidentally dropped it somewhere goodbye forever aunt brenda and how did it all work before photographs were invented i mean were the dead trapped forever or could they be summoned via painting and did it have to be a lifelike painting or could you just enter the land of the living with the drawing that somebody scribbled on a napkin at a burger king because even these days a realistic portrait will set you back like fifteen thousand dollars so basically no matter how you look at it through most of history the day of the dead was a celebration of rich dead people dead poor people needed to just accept that they'd never get to see their living children and or grandchildren again unless they happen to become the protagonists of a pixar film and only then a very rare kind of pixar film because you're way more likely to be a war veteran car or a deformed director's hat baby i don't believe that man's ever been to medical school yeah all right so covered alcoholism the holocaust and multiple instances of eternal damnation that feels like a pretty good spread for an episode about kids movies oh it doesn't seem like i'm ever going to be animated again so i guess i'll just dunk my hand here in this cup of dip type back but also oh oh sweet jesus marian joseph why dear god in heaven [Music] i'm not dead i'm merely badly disfigured i'm just melting here in the bottom of this dip and uh the only way to get me out of it is if you like comment and subscribe youtube's algorithm is burning me alive dear god sweet jesus help me out

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Length: 14min 3sec (843 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 29 2021