WARNING: OFFENSIVE (also hilarious) | :the game:

hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to the game that is literally the only name of this game : the game : and here we go oh okay oh great see here's the thing oh that was the intro for the splash screen oh that poor guys but I I have not even loaded up this game because I wanted to get it as much surprised as possible when I was doing this in what in the world's happening and our kisum the game oh that was not the name the rules of the game no rules rules just play play okay thanks anonymous dude I guess I'm a walking prove that government you kill yourself just for what oh my god alright then pantheism the game oh I get it oh I'm Albert Einstein I'm assuming gravity is pleased by human sacrifice but quantum mechanics hasn't decided oh it's a Hollow Earth duh when would I be able to fall that's the only lead oh you fell all the way through China thanks for causing the earth there was no land there you can't say that I did anything because it was absolutely nothing underneath me to hollow nickle ISM the game this is testing my big vocabulary my initial ISM oh all right then the point is it's pointless hmm no seriously it's a filler level go back what go back to what there's no porn if you want I was not wondering that I was not I swear I was not wondering that why would I have wondered that Oh pervert you waited a flu hit a full 10 seconds what I didn't wait a full 10 so I was talking to my audience here trying to defend myself saying the news no porn and it definitely wasn't no porn communism the game aka on your marks get set go oh okay all right I'm guessing uh do you think he's that same thing as I did before except I do it first sorry you weren't equal enough more for the risk more for the rest of us was there another way to do that was there a way for me to win that communism to the game Soviet Union theory is not practice you have been done personally falling out of political this game is amazing monogamy the game getting had two times better than one literal heartbreak all's fair in love and war I don't think that was either love or war that was just the the awesome animation of two hearts battling it to the death I guess in a way that is a perfect analogy for relationships and everyday and we should all be very grateful for this scenario to be put in front of us so we can live right next level censorship the game sensor shivering is a game oh hi so I heard you like the Beijing Olympics maybe Oh rofl now that's it what I guess what is this fatalism the game you're all just NPCs okay I think we all know it's gonna happen it is inevitable Esther Anderson my destiny whatever I'm the one I can control things with my mind in both worlds ah rewriting code well I supposed to just wait here I told you so mr. Anderson I think we also predicted some witty one-liner oh maybe I need to rewatch the matrix not the matrix shooting lawyers in the face of the game okay yes murderer I'm a horrible person I'm literally shooting flying lawyers who are a miracle of nature and I'm just shooting them out of the sky God how many times if it actually could fly how soon would it be until he got shot down like some military mentally my radar mr. governor president man there general that's not exactly how that story goes I hope you enjoyed that story I worked really hard on maybe this is it's gonna keep going until I don't shoot him in the pole why don't you came-- hey I'm in control here yeah I didn't get you in the face but I got you in like the chest region I don't even need to get close to them I think my buckshot spray pattern is so big they kidding oh you thought you could dodge me huh I didn't even get a chance to dodge there maybe wasn't gonna dodge maybe was coming out guys do that I'm a mass murderer I take away give them nothing but I take from them everything how one go I have fun is that a Dick Cheney joke is that Dick Cheney being killed by Sarah Palin today mooses coming soon Putin that's Putin the Vice in vice president don't laugh she's watching you Putin from her backyard yep that's about Sarah Palin warf domestic spying the game big brother is watching you too Tom's my big brother if you have nothing to okay let's see what what oh okay I didn't know this game was gonna take such a political stance happening alcoholism game oh no no no one will be the bog click the drunk bastard to start Am I am I trying to never oh wait so this is a difficult actually have to move myself all that much I'm gonna watch the straight light anyway by this great this teaching kids great thing you get drunken if you can get away with it enough you [ __ ] don't drink and drive don't drink and drive don't drink and drive don't drink and dive wait god damn it alright give me I can imagine some about Spartans in there the five saves the game hi I bet we're gonna be best of friends I don't know what are you talking about see one thing I can do good jump I guess please don't kill me press an old space and I'll dance for you wow you do dance that's incredible you're really good at that okay time to die oh that's the point okay it's okay with it it's totally fine your problems are gone unfortunately so are you well that was sad let's just move on abstinence only the game no pain no game the rules of the game don't do anything okay I knew good good I'm enjoying this I'm having fun well oh is this where I am in LA Joey in Cincinnati it's snowing a lot of the Northeast really bad too bad stuff oh [ __ ] oh I got an STD on my copy no no okay please no you're so totally screwed like if you want to go that way Trojan virus Trojan condoms always use norton antivirus protection ah advertisement sponsored by Norton yeah while you had to get aboard please oh god this is so horrible to bet the game okay it depends on what your Deveny oh man Tibet is logged out of China this wall right then Free Tibet surf the internet how the hell did you get past the Chinese Internet censors you know what oh you know this is America feminism cochise lady ah what should I choose who should I offend oh why is this power left into my hands I guess I could see oh not only are they literally damned Oh well the road to hell is paved with screwed intentions guys next time you get the damn gross what's going on oh we're offending everybody all right oh yeah yeah global warming the game okay inconvenience poof what am I Elvis or am i I'm Al Gore okay you can obviously tell if this game originates from new grounds just because it's completely ridiculous no one is free from peeing made fun of and goddamn it's just that right flavor of offensive all across the board red tape deck boy that's a pun no - okay good okay never mind I just got a checkpoint then what is that let me fall off of it okay all right then it's not a very solid piece of clown I'm guessing unless Caesar like snow oh it's okay then I guess okay yeah you do some yeah it's what I saw yeah it's what I thought [ __ ] you know the checkpoint I'm awfully close to the edge here I don't want to get too close to these Gore mansion oh great good thing he has a giant sign like that Thank You Al Gore EO but your politics are in another castle Alec and read this at least you got Internet he's like the same jokes god this game came out and o8 like all these jokes were like inundated in this time period like my god MC Escher the game to infinity and beyond and beyond there beyond go get to the top but how it's an impossible geometry it can't be done you won't ever hit bottom to put it in perspective the honor beyond Devon did I mention beyond okay good science the game reductionism has never been so completed getting down with Galileo hey there oh oh I can't dance I'm holding space you want me touching butts touching butts touching butts all day long touching butts touching but we all love to touch our butts well dad turn turn Benjamin Franklin Shockey no no that's not what happened coming soon large head hurt oh it's gonna divide by zero' black hole thought that was a penis at first conclusion you must be bored as hell help me by getting signs the game peer-reviewed okey-dokey conservation is in the game retro gaming accepted pong spore notice wait what am I supposed to do when I noticed the white those white clouds they're awfully white over there hey I notice you I noted you get back here you [ __ ] no change for a change the original maverick looks like every other capitalism the game yes putting the sin in business hello but first a word from our sponsor wait if that's the word from our sponsor then that means we're not doing a joke with Microsoft me me always me me give me the money you know me yeah me now you I'll pay you to get me more money me me me me I got the top hat I'm obviously the dignified one me get me just marry me Oh me me me me me me me me me me Wow seven hundred billion tokens to replay epic ball you can put dipstick on a pig democracy the game one for all in most / 102 vote on this Oh Aaron it looks like you've already voted you have to wait four years before you vote again have Mickey Mouse if you think you can vote in a world goofier than you are well you're nuts a democracy and if argumentum and ad populum ain't good enough for our police were send in the argumentum ad by column a su l'm Coulomb putting the maken democracy I wasn't expecting that a literal Asian fail if this was DBZ the next ten levels would just be about info music artists the game satara's Bob pop vulture oh well too bad you couldn't see that one because of that copyrighted music in it yay Medicare the game it's himself bourbon man I've been injured covering recovering gym there currently five thousand two hundred and thirty-four people online waiting please hold they're currently foul lag what to get for a free game usin oh that's that's technically whatever Zoo the whole time I guess long live the right to die the game is free word that's why it sucks yes what you get for free game oh man alternative medicine the game you also get a certain alternate ending oh I get to pick oh I could do pick exorcism acupuncture New Age magnet therapy homeopathy homeopathy I'll choose exorcism okay that worked great thanks Jesus you think that's pacifism the game what if I was on your side the whole time have a sister what are you even talking about okay all right I'd say don't kill his bud kill this guy's make love not war zone couch this game okay we're still rolling my god oh I get to choose I'm Rick James oh there's another one that I can't do I've already way mine damn it damn it damn it damn it Rick James I can't beat him I can't beat him aah oh I couldn't beat him there's no way for all the game alright hey hey what's my objective who's my objective what what am I supposed to be doing here okay I'm gonna how do we and wine see a row man therefore you win oh goody it's music that you can't hear but I'll sing it for you when it comes up oh she's just singing I was gonna start singing dammit oh go for it ah dope the game marry Juwanna cannabliss 420 please yeah that's what you get for a game sold on the black market because it's legal which will put you into debt forcing you to rob and kill making this game even more illegal in my ratings going even higher yeah me Taming of the Shrew game aka play the play now tamer damn this kinky what what wait tame the Shrew is it that's like a reference to something I can remember well the error of comedies if you want more death Prime Macbeth Bush administration the game eight years in the aching it's like the jokes are funny but they're so outdated oh man cuz we're like 2015 years it's like this was seven years ago seven years ago yeah Debbie W dad change oh wait cuz retro getting suck so this will be the last game remake I do supernatural claims the game take this game seriously Oh God orbs no there's a millions of parts you must be Co sorts run away man there goes here run away oh wow all right taking it to a whole nother level who are you gonna call Mythbusters okay now it's the last game remake I do prisoner's dilemma the game game theory the game okay psychic the game aka no strip dumbass with fills beyond the grave of reaching to be the energy is fading but I think they're trying to send you a message does the letter U remind you of anything I do not understand your silence does it remind you anything yes oh yes tell me more about it you are hold on I'm getting a message from beyond they're telling me you are oh yeah the monkey will come out of your ass and you lose $40 oh man I bet James Randi won't want to replicate that trick but if you're psychic you knew that already war on terror the game the game critics are oh boy here we go September oh comedy the game because they won't publish my semi okay never well is this the Divine Comedy we're talking about or is this is normal the next-to-last supplement what this is the next-to-last level play haha beyond the game game over man game over it's really are you sure about that it's been quite an adventure I didn't expect it to go this long but holy hell we're here oh that's really it Nikolas Leo Leo Wow got a dam that was both hilarious horribly offensive and gosh darn inappropriate at times but that's like what Newgrounds was all about it was all about like pushing things past the point where they should have been pushed in some directions I mean some some animations some games went way way worse than this but hey it's a game of its times and it was highly recommended by all of you guys and tipo it's not whether you want to lose it's how you play the game but in case you're wondering you lost try again well I apparently lost I don't have time to go back and try to win again and just to be clear there are two other games after this one this is a trilogy a trilogy so while it was offensive it didn't have a lot of moments that made me laugh pretty hard so I will obviously title this game offensive in some way or warn you guys in the beginning that this is for an open-minded crowd as opposed to just not an open-minded crowd but it is what it is this game is what it is and to be honest I enjoyed it for the most part so thank you all so much for watching I really want you guys to let me know if you want to see the next two parts I might play them anyway but I do want your input on this because like hey I don't know what you guys are gonna think about this game like a lot of this was funny to me and you guys might be offended that I thought some of it was funny hey this Wiz so thank you all so much for watching click the annotation or for any videos that I've done and as always I will see you

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 15,609,292

Rating: 4.9106441 out of 5

Keywords: Funny, Game, Comedy, Hilarious, Crazy, Funniest Game Ever, the game, flash, flash game, flash animation, flash animation game, markiplier, laughing, offensive, jokes, random, troll, guns, explosions, mini games, stick game, funniest, animation, Stick, cartoon

Id: fCb_5PbsiJA

Length: 27min 45sec (1665 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 18 2015

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