1000 POUND FAMILY REUNION WEIGH IN | Jeff’s Barbershop

it's a magical night the beloved antonian family is coming back on the show today we're gonna be checking up on them it's been a while since we did the thousand pound family weight loss show that i uh stole from the biggest loser which is ironic because i ended up stealing a family from the biggest loser i know which is jonah and now his family is mine and i love them and they're here today with us and most importantly we got to give art on a haircut right come on out verdan yeah there he is it's good to be back boy good to see you good to be back man well it's nice to have all you guys here we just watched back the series and we cried it's a very emotional roller coaster we went on and you guys all look great i've been bonding a lot with this one i live above him now i moved right upstairs he moved into my old whole apartment here okay rent's four grand so i feel i'd rather well it's hollywood rents are high but you know it's also a lot of homeless on the street it's a thin line don't say fat what is that supposed to mean it's just part of my notes for the show here because i got a lot of heat for the last series he wrote don't say fat because every time he looks at us he wants to call us a big fat this is starting off really bad this is not a fat shaming show erase that please say fat fat fat fat okay okay i got an idea for your hair all right it's gonna be like a gangster part down the side fade on the sides buzz cut up top cool yes cool i've been waiting for a long time for this moment a lot has changed since we were all together doing the show i had no scars and hadn't popped my eye out yet it's crazy what a year could do mordon was just a little a little boy now he's a man yeah yes he get tall he gained a weight again during quarantine you know how much weight i gained quarantine 15 that's what they're calling it it's a new hashtag remember when i used to be 160 or 155 i'm pretty sure yeah i'm 210 now no how did i do something yeah well you he grew taller yeah my mom doesn't want to admit that i weighed 25 pounds she's tall 205. dude that's like a baby borer how much do you eat fatso how does it feel that your big annoying disgusting brother moved out do you miss him not really i like i do by the same time i don't because whenever i wanted to hang out with him he never wanted to hang out with me you know are you okay sorry yeah i don't miss you at all actually i miss my family do you guys miss him yes are you proud of him that he moved out got his own place i miss it every day yeah yes well it's not the answer i was expecting i mean it's he's nice to have around but he's he's too much work that's that's another reason why i'm happy moved out too much we got this guy he's my fave if i could have him over here i love him too why are you crying please don't cry again she cries all the time every time we bring up jonah she cries i never thought i'd see anybody cry for this guy about him not being around enough be my dream actually for him to disappear leave me alone hey there she is nice you to show up susie this is the thousand pound family reunion they see your conversation screaming please take me off at least converse know it could fit me i like your fat bear paw feet i can't get over the fact that you look like uh joker's fat brother the penguin yeah okay okay be nice this is supposed to be a magical night this is the family reunion what do you mean a reunion world we always i miss you a lot thanks man miss you too i wish you would have hung out more when you lived there i feel like i don't even know you anymore jeff's literally feeling good lines it's like i don't even know you fatso there you go okay but looking back now almost a year later how has the show changed your guys's lives i was actually thinking about a couple days ago and i was like i felt so much better and i was getting so many like messages and people were telling me that i motivate them and stuff what do you think the issue was with the weight gain it was just a slacking off yeah slacking off quarantine yeah does it have anything to do with me because he's gonna message you i want to start going hiking yeah that'd be nice yeah i told you yesterday because it's park close ymca closed basketball closed everything is closed everything's closed it's time how disappointed are you in jonah with what he's done with his life he get too fat that's why i disappointed eating too much i don't know as soon as he gets he leaves alone i don't know nobody talking to him don't eat it don't eat it because every night i was have a conversation don't eat it too much now nobody's telling him so he eat everything what are your thoughts on the upcoming election in november what do you think's gonna happen what an election good answer it's all [ __ ] anyway it doesn't matter don't get out there and vote it's a waste of time it's all rigged wait wait wait wait for presidents yeah what do you think is going to happen who's going to be the voters for a question with the question that's a good way out smart kid do you cry when you think about me moving out don't talk anymore i don't want qatar anymore do you want me moving back in you get happy when she cries no you're whatever it does it feeds his ego it does it feels like he's an egotistical selfish maniac yeah what are you talking about if anything that's you you [ __ ] psychopath we're all fed up with you fed up with what we're tired man this is what i wanted this is when i see dollar signs all he does is exploit my big fat family for money he said we're like big fat cows with money symbols okay look man i i could have picked any family to do this they couldn't have you pick the fattest family on youtube well if you don't wanna if you wanna you don't want anyone to make fat chokes of you get skinny well you're literally a 300 pounder getting a haircut i'm gonna be honest with you i feel like everybody in my family hates me no my mom always tells me she's like you're a pro i'm tired of you guys interrupting me while i'm trying to talk bro well you're the youngest one that's right i know i know but that's not fair you know what she always says she's like you're the reason jonah left you're the biggest problem in this family he's like i hope you leave no don't don't don't don't look at me with those eyes a lot has changed no not your problem is jeff's problem is everything is your fault mom first he's using us for money i don't care no no don't say that no he's making making me into a piercing because we all got a little dough don't worry about it i don't like it we all took a little cash the people at home want to see season three they asked for they [ __ ] baby let's go but i don't know if you guys even deserve it i can't even do the title anymore thousand pound family what am i gonna say twelve hundred pound family it doesn't have a nice ring to it it's not the same or the three thousand pound foul but we all gained so much weight do you think it's gotten that bad hundred percent bar owners are excited to never enough here we're supposed to pick up where we left off it was a nice heartwarming thing we were all crying happy tears now we're crying sad tears people are depressed at home we're all talking about money accusing me i made all the money you guys made all the money you guys walked up with 25 g's where's this talk of what we're gonna do we're gonna take that money on vacation go start businesses now we're all fat even i got fat it's all fun and games till the scale comes out nobody's talking now huh i was 175. i've gained five pounds since the weight loss series i was in a near-death accident what's your excuse go ahead doing this i'm okay go ahead all right nobody wants to get on the scale now okay what's going to take a little cash 500 bucks whoever's closest to the weight when we left off the challenge let's see where we left off last time around oh my god 2 is 17. looks like you're out of the running for the money but in all fairness you got taller damn this guy's almost 300 pounds 248 248 48. all right you're in the running for the deal [Music] 192. he's down four pounds since and damn this guy's training for the olympics or something i'm saying you were two 11.9 you're exactly the same you guys are actually stuck with it no i i gained weight i know i guess okay okay if she wants to opt out it's fine if she doesn't want to compete in the challenge for the dough it's fine if she's not i don't know about competing you have to i lost i know that see 200 i gained weight i told you all right well oh my god dude we don't want the money to keep it he's so good looking but so gross there you go congrats thank you look how clean that looks man damn now people in the comments won't see you you don't know how to cut hair that's right you definitely look like the school bully now bro why does everybody think i'm a bully there's a kid that's six three on my screen clothes you have to bully your victims through zoom yeah yeah i do i can't stop smiling for some reason me neither yeah you look like a gangster bro a man of the house man of the house [Applause] okay let me just go to the bathroom quick hey what is this i found this in your bathroom what is this man it was in your bathroom no it wasn't my bathroom i smell it when i come here and i smell it i smelled it too do you know what this is no play here it's the best it's a bog mom what's this he's smoking weed he's smoking marijuana no no we're marijuana weed is this why you have the munchies he got this apartment to move out and use drugs so that you guys don't find out you're letting down your family look at them look at your mother's face she's crying and he planted it in the bathroom you could smell it in here no nothing you could deal with it do you have the receipt you want to return it at least you look good man i like it right yeah i like it yeah very good all right what do you want to do a bowl cut no blue cut is not good mom it's my head he wants to get a haircut like oliver tree because he's been doing drugs listening to music rap music smokes pot and gets haircuts like these rock stars rockstars don't have bow cuts the beatles do you look like you swallowed paul mccartney you fat piggly wiggly fatso ah mom what are you talking about you gotta think of clever i'm leaving i'm leaving okay i need any time we say haircut changed you the only thing that changed was your okay your weight oh what are you doing oh why would you move your head down like that i don't know i got to redo the whole thing now i got to go around the whole right hey fat so i'm making corn dogs you want some all i had was a chicken thigh today that's literally all i had no i'm not on a diet the real reason i brought you here is because i miss you guys and some of the most fun i ever had was when we were all hanging out together working out and doing the weight loss show you guys are busy and you're comfortable with your life now but i'm just putting an offer on the table if you want to bring it back yeah let's go let's go do you want season three of the 1000 pound weight loss journey come on three season three there you have it folks what's the problem it's just a lot of dedicating to a video it's a whole goddamn documentary they want to lose the weight they want to win some more cash i live upstairs i'm going to control the diet everything that goes in your bodies i will be there monitoring it everybody's under my watch 24 7 including you no more using pot no sex we're going to train like pro fighters why would you listen why are you why are you seeing that stuff so nasty do you want to think about your mom and dad doing it no that's right yeah it's disgusting i like jeff but sometimes when she says that type of stuff kind of since the accident i've had brain damage i'll let it pass okay on a spaceship

Channel: Jeff Wittek

Views: 2,073,607

Rating: 4.9796753 out of 5

Keywords: Jeff's barbershop, Jeff wittek, vlog squad, David Dobrik, barber, barbershop, haircut, interview, podcast, antonyans, 1000lbs family, 1000 pound family, vardan antonyan, suzy antonyan

Id: 7LY1r5CV_Q4

Length: 12min 14sec (734 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 01 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/rednation97]

When Jeff asked Vardan about the election I lost it

[u/Prophatic]

Really funny, love the dynamic with jeff and this family

[u/SaltySplatoon69]

What happened to Jeff?

[u/MakePancakesGr8Again]

Vardon in his teenage I hate my family phase, and I’m here for it

[u/Iupin-pegasus]

OMG!! I haven’t heard Vardons voice since the vlogs, he’s all growing up 😭

[u/telsonnelson]

His show is the only one of the “squad” I can stand anymore. Every title Jason has is a suprise or game show

[u/DownVoteBecauseISaid]

This episode was WILD omg

I just hope the mom doesn't actually blame Vardon for Jonah leaving :o

[u/Walksonthree]

"Since the accident I have brain damage" the delivery of that made me laugh

[u/Cigil]

Jeff’s getting back in his groove in these last couple, love it. There was a while there when the episodes weren’t landing on the comedic level for me.