MY NEW HOUSE TOUR | JEFF WITTEK

looks like we're doing a house tour i want to be clear on something before i start the house tour i'm not using this as an opportunity to brag i'm not like those other youtubers that get rich and forget how to tell jokes i'm actually renting here i don't even own the house it's actually a bad financial decision one thing i don't make bad financial choices on and that's the current card this current card here is a sponsor of today's episode and they are the future of mobile banking this card will get your paycheck up to two days faster this card's got free overdraft for up to 100 bucks current is a real bank account with no hidden fees and no minimum balance requirement they got over 55 000 free atms deposit checks with the camera on your phone this is the future here the future of mobile banking i'm not kidding when i say it look at me i'm a big successful guy you think i bank with some stupid bank that's gonna rip me off for my money this card works with apple pay google pay cash app and venmo you could send money for free using current it takes only two minutes to sign up go down to the link in my description and download current and get yourself a current card today let's get on with the house tour yo what's up guys welcome to my house usually i like to keep this stuff private but since you guys are a bunch of nosy switchers you want to check out my fridge look at this this is what your fridge should look like this is all i put in my body it's all water and we have some protein shakes this is from this or actually left over from my accident when i had shattered my jaw so i was living off of these for two months this machine here is actually a gift from a friend of mine he's a middle-aged man he's he spent a lot of money on this because he needed views on his channel and this right here is his kids college tuition they won't be going to college anymore it's a four bedroom four baths just one guy here nerf but it's also our workspace we have our office this is our conference room table a lot of big ideas get done here we think of ideas and then we scrap them and we just say we'll just do another haircut this is my family it's my mother and my sister my sister is going through a tough time right now because my mother named her karen the state that the world is in right now people don't they seem to not like karen's thank god she'll name me karen name a name doesn't define you actually does it's exactly what it does things pass you know things pass like my name jeff passed they used to bug me and i used to do stupid stuff like this situation here i keep this here to remind me that this was probably one of the dumbest moves i ever did this almost ruined my youtube career when i had this nice gentleman cody coach and i sabotaged him got me in big trouble i mean hot water in real hot water right there so i keep this here remind me this is the couch this is a cloud couch his couch is very expensive and for your 14 year old dog to just piss on it like this toilet it really depreciates quick behind this plant here's my favorite plant i keep this baby somebody shows up here uninvited i'm not going to be nice like david posting on my instagram story saying don't show up and bash your skull in what here we go outside this is a nice balcony overlooking hollywood [Music] i know i said four bathrooms actually four five if you include nerfs that's where nerf goes to the bathroom i don't have time to walk i feel like 60 of this video is where nerf pisses yep it's piss good job pissing outside nerf to start this is my arsenal i like to keep guns ready and on display i show them off i don't hide them like jake paul does and then the cops bust you and expose you and then all of a sudden everybody oh my god they freak out you have guns i keep my guns all over the place i'm not ashamed it's plastic um yeah i can't buy a gun i'm a felon all right under here we got nerf's room oh look nerfs have a little party in here look at this who's the girl nerd i freaked out we caught him i'm doing something nerf knock it off man get him tv cribs here dude what the [ __ ] is this this one looks underage bro he's shaking you're cancelled bro you got caught underage girl so that he's shaking now he's freaking out okay before we get to the bedroom here i said before we get to the bedroom don't [ __ ] pan over there this is my fitness center it's not quite done yet but i got my my weights there i'll come over here and bang out some sets this is a gift from my ex-friend joe volpis another thing i'll just sit here kind of zone out and just think about all the negatives think about everything that's gone wrong yeah there's a lot of that going on here but i think you need to see a therapist i pay rent it's not a house tour i haven't accomplished anything all i did was give myself a bigger bill every month let's check out the bedroom [Music] where the magic happens this is nice this is what i do when i have some company over i'll drop that down like that and i press it on on the pants i say drop those i'm kidding i've never done that before i did mirrors for everything because i'm a narcissist and also i like to come over here every morning look at my injuries look at my scars and i look at my stupid mullet i also see your guys's comments saying get rid of it if you don't know by now that makes me want to keep it more if you guys don't want something and you tell me to remove it i will grow it longer just to spite you this is my balcony upstairs i haven't had time to furnish it get the right stuff i want this is actually oh [ __ ] let's go back inside [ __ ] cops are always looking for me you know people doing crimes go back out there in like five minutes i'll show you the bathroom in the meantime this is my bathroom take baths over here with epsom salts for my injuries and cry about it they use the tears almost as lubricant and i'll go straight into masturbating after it's like a temporary release makes me not sad but then immediately disappointed in myself after i feel like a loser hello kaiko you're right back i'm shooting a video with jeff sorry it's my wife i don't give a [ __ ] hang off the phone i gotta go baby tell her don't ever call you again this is a nice little section over here this is another couch that nerf pissed on i was going to throw it out and this pillow is one of my favorite pillows because it has emotions just like just like us people sometimes you're happy and sometimes you're sad i'm in a sad mood i'll keep it on the happy side so it cheers me up it makes me happy but was the last time someone hugged you stay back don't touch me you do outside yet yeah we did we just we just came from outside yeah this this it's a carpet shampoo or for nerf pisses on the carpet it sucks up all the liquids out you want to get some b-roll in that get a cool shot of this thing you guys want to go check out my other apartment it's another unit some more space that i have um here in the building let's go check it out i have a friend of mine living in there for the time being you can't see the peephole that's my favorite part he's too he's not tall enough he doesn't know who's out here it's me your landlord hey what's going on so my buddy's gonna be filming stuff i hope you don't mind okay so yeah this is my second house it's all kind of one house it's like right above it's not uh it's not your second house look at this my new vlog camera came in this is this is your first time vlogging i'm not vlogging i'm being filmed by camera crew it's let me show the camera i'm trying to do something different today it's not gonna be the back and forth insults i'm showing more heartwarming like a nicer side to myself this is the real me you can act like it's your house but i'll open that door if i want to open that door because i pay 30 of the rent here he pays 33 but at the same time he takes over 56 70 of the house he's mad because we installed the hair wash station we're trying here okay the hoses are the problem now that's the big issue what about when you're filming me naked for click bait good i'm glad i did that i genuinely i'm not even kidding i hate i hated this move i i hate this so bad are you doing a bit i'm not even doing a bit anymore i'm trying to watch tv i got people walking and putting hoses through my living room when it was my day off i hate it all i heat it up i get stressed out i hate it i live in a studio you want out yes half the time i don't even know if you're going to walk in my room and kill me i would never invade your privacy unless i was filming it for a bit but it's being invaded right now i know okay i'm sorry you pissed if there's anything i can do to help let me know shoot me an email why don't you do this go in your room write me a letter then don't send it it's a good exercise to get out all your angers and then you think properly after because right now you're acting off of emotions and you're hot and i can sense it but if you write out that letter and then you have time to think about it and then you come talk to me but right now i have been writing letters in my head to you for the past few weeks expected to share i'll give you three percent oh god damn it [ __ ] what is that i got stabbed i'm gonna pick up some guys that had on the show last week they weren't going by get their cuts freshened up it's part of the deal you come on the show if it all goes well you get a lifetime supply of haircuts it's the least i can do for torturing them filming their in the bathroom you got to move this down yeah it has wheels wheels on the ground you know these guys have a haircut they need a favor from me you're ready all right right this way guys just slide it right in just lay it right here in the middle we'll figure out where we'll put it later because this is a hat this is a home people live here part of the deal it's not part of the deal we have no deal we have no deal cut this out we have no deal we never had a deal i got this muscle here i'm going to take advantage of it i need them these guys need a haircut i'm doing a favor for a favor it's business i wouldn't expect you to understand man i'm drenched how's it worse in the barbershop show it was worse check it out he's got the 80 inch all right just put the tv back on

Channel: Jeff Wittek

Views: 2,626,342

Rating: 4.9622889 out of 5

Keywords: Jeff's barbershop, Jeff wittek, vlog squad, David Dobrik, barber, barbershop, haircut, interview, podcast, house tour, penthouse, luxury, Cody ko, Jake paul, dolan twins

Id: kC4hdo61MyI

Length: 10min 37sec (637 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 11 2020