JOKER REVEALS FATMAN'S IDENTITY | Jeff's Barbershop

what does that sound what is that in there good evening ladies and gentle and tonight we have a very exciting episode because we're going to well hi fat man he'll always be the idiot of Gotham you sound like you said goddamn you're my arch enemy the wrong word all right that's arch do that one more time its arch this is like a bad sketch show man this episode is brought to you by raid Shadow legends raid has all the features that you'd expect from a brand-new RPG title like awesome graphics giant boss fights and hundreds of champions to collect and customize I never expected to get this level of performance out of a mobile game and the best part is almost 10 million people have already downloaded the game in only six months check out the amazing graphics and details on those champions personally I think the game's amazing but you don't have to take my word for it raid has almost a perfect rating I love it nerf loves it we can't get enough for this game the game has grown super fast and 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Halloween episode ha ha that's ha ha oh ha oh right so this is all we can do okay you want Christian Bale's haircut or do you want to do like Ben Affleck I'm gonna be honest with you I am auditioning for Batman this is confidential I'm gonna I might be playing oh it's sorry okay you're auditioning for Batman's to laugh about it's part of my thing and also that was hilarious I don't know I just might clean it up but I want it long you have a picture this is the picture he pulled up this is where you want to look like Jim from the office this is where you have now pretty much I don't want to trim anything almost just clean it up yeah how about I carve you up into little pieces and I feed you to my pooches huh would you like that I would I carved it up into little pieces and eat you okay so what made you want to become vigilante use your billions of dollars to stop it crying he's like you guys are gonna do something he's in character he's the what are you the Riddler that's a good question guy the Riddler you have all the question marks on you so listen you're a billionaire you could do anything you want you can go on yachts and party with girls in the South of France what makes you wanna spend all your time stopping crime and messing up my plan you've always wanted to be Who I am okay lord I just asked me once your parents got killed dude okay yeah I didn't even see the first Batman I don't even know the premise I don't have to see it I can create my own bed okay his parents got killed in an alley okay and then he goes on to tear it's he's not he doesn't have superpowers that's only 10% Theresa oh my back's a chicken alright yeah sorry through these once this is just water man what's the matter that kids Hey look at me look at my face I'm the guy that offered you $20,000 to lose 10 pounds to get your family out of that little live now and you couldn't put down the twenties you let down your family but most of all whoops oh you let down them I wanted to bring you on here to talk about why why doorbell do your job and if you're good at something never do it for free when you smash your face of his paint it's so funny that you don't know them will beat because you say things like that that would be a good line for Batman Batman just got in roast battles instead of instead of fighting people he's just like why do you look like you smashed your face in a piece of cake Joker's ah I don't know I guess I'll just go home now keep going so yeah give me give me that was the grossest thing I've ever done in my life you don't have a cold or anything to you I have mouth herpes get the out of here I do man I'm kidding I'm a virgin nothing she's give any food we have any food for the fat man thank you trick or treat thank you I actually don't need candy anymore seriously well I kind of do it once a week and I already a funnel cake yesterday so that's it are you watching your diet yes still that's good man come on come on come on what is that just Nick in those hit do you do this when you walk in a barber shop yeah I trust a barber say like what I'm with I'm a professional barber dude I don't just people up anymore you know that respect you don't do it smashes pumpkin I'm the people's favorite like that don't forget that well actually you weren't the people's favorite in the last series we did the Canadians I showed what the scale said you talk to all right all right well why'd you beer red oh this how about now why don't you tell us a little about why your beard is red I thought my mother was who she said she was turns out are you being serious rainy nights my father was walking down the street he saw a woman in red hair approach sure it was wrong we had hot sex in his Volvo wait hold on let me cut you off real quick hey well I'm telling a story okay but is is this true did your mom actually have an affair cuz you don't look like Mardon did your dad I'm supposed to be hard on Batman yeah but why is your beard red and Vartann does not have a sign of red hair oh you guys have different parents is this a personal question you don't want to personal questions are you invert on full brothers yeah okay good question we'll get we're diving in deep can I talk about that man yeah go back into your thing sorry it was done so why do you have a number 13 alright recap the monologue went a little long so I'll just summarize it quick Batman parents actually had a little fun with other people not parents only my father Nick is actually a half-brother of art on it's not men has nothing to do with this okay nothing to do that well I'm not that I'm a then you sing go and you on a single bat Bruce man and where is Harvey Dent Oh your arch nemesis and my partner in crime is here to give you a little there we go is that your real life [Music] why don't you get up fat man why don't you show me what you got oh look at me I'm just a clown I'm a loser drunky come on oh whoa dude too much is a real knife we're just joking around I know it's the sponsor vid I got relieved that too much dude and now for the moment we've all been waiting for what do you think you came in here looking like a broke to want to be Batman now you look like a billionaire Bruce Wayne look good you like it yeah cool so we're friends now it was great thank God okay all he needed to do was give him a haircut the whole time yeah well I'm my mom my it's the same side so we squashed the beef yeah I'm okay with that all right go did they have it all right I guess there's only one thing left to do and what is that I was thinking we heat this place up with a little gasoline [Music] I just wanna go to Burning Man and suck my own dick I just wanna go to Burning Man and suck my own dick on a spaceship yeah the Burning Man on you a file war they don't understand why I am the original Amy

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Length: 11min 55sec (715 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 31 2019