*100% IMPOSSIBLE* Try Not To Laugh

it's been a while since i've tried not to laugh i've been having way too much fun on my channel lately if i give you that top tier comedy all the time we're gonna plateau and we're not gonna know where to go from there there's no ups if they're all up we're gonna try not to laugh today you want to play along with me you're not allowed laugh either can you handle it are you sure the optimum bright optimum that was sick that sounds just like the transformer is it oh wait i'm not supposed to be laughing die it's a slap on the wrist fine fine you can have this one i have two more lives left though did i not mention those at the start of the video i have two lives i'm allowed laugh at least three times you're not though if you laughed even once you're done it's the statue of litter b [Music] i think technically i laughed on that but i am the ruler of my own destiny and i call the shots here and i'm saying no that was not a laugh that completely caught me completely off guard it's the statue of litterby yeah [Music] that might be one of the most perfect clips that i have seen in a very long time oh this is so uncomfortable trying to suppress a laugh is like trying to ask a content creator not to shill a weird crypto or nft it's just so unnatural [Music] [Music] i love sam raimi spider-man memes oh do you think he's going to be in the new one i hope so oh maybe that's a leaked scene no way home league scene pog duncan can i trust you something yes always you know that i've been having dreams about maracas i don't know what it means [Music] no that's not a laugh coughing oh asthma you know my lungs get agitated from the dust particles that are in the air other asthmatics out there if you think that that was a laugh how dare you belittle my condition those guys are some just some dang spice chasers they were going out they were going worm hunting bro weatherman who doesn't understand green screen i'm supposed to have a weather map here very bad at his job i don't know how he got the position that he's in but he should be fired immediately get your nose ready logan he's here i can smell him he's out there i can smell him i smell something sinister smells like fear i smell fear i can smell it i'll take a smell see i'm getting a scent what is it oh oh i've never seen that one before this is great all new clips to react to was he smelling the snow and then saying i can smell it i could smell it yeah i can see it logan wait we forgot gibby oh yeah oh yeah right did you guys hear my ribs crack thank you very much that's really well edited it's not that funny but it's really well edited i'm just not that big a fan of icarly i'm ready for the internet to shoot me now hi i'm max hayden this is my presentation about world war ii oh oh yeah that's the good stuff thank you that was quick i wish presentations were that quick some of these are just not that funny we need better comedy here people i'm not really breaking i'm yelling at you like i need better clips from you but you're watching this video afterwards so that doesn't make any sense hello no i'm not i'm not buying into that one that one is a fail i'm laughing more at the idea of me not trying to laugh and i am at the video what even is comedy scientists and philosophers just have no idea sun tzu once said stop laughing oh now [Music] [Laughter] oh i really thought it was just gonna be a squeaker non-stop god that is some top tier comedy [Laughter] i don't even care take a knife off me i don't care that's amazing it sounds like that you know the fart side that goes around on tick tock it sounds so much like that one this out it sounds like that i'm here with the winner derek lewis dirk why did you take your pants off my balls was hot i understand look man's balls be hot sometimes anybody with balls out there can totally relate to this everybody else just shut up this is my moment for right now your balls get too warm and sweaty and then they just stick to your leg think of it like a wet slice of bread on a window just and then trying to peel it off it's like pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich i know what men can do when they're angry imagine someone coming into your kitchen and taking your grandmother and destinate her [Music] platform whoa whoa whoa [Music] come on man lift with your legs oh yeah i always forget nice dude never skip leg day he's got quads of steel [Music] coffee let's go we're gonna do like kick a baby at the end like raise the murder rate [Music] that's really really sad and way too true there is so much garbage nonsense noise going around that's just not good for your head how to pronounce forget about it hey look at me chuck i am walking here oh for geopathy this is a joke right this is a parody why did he pronounce it like it was french voight about tea wait they have a bunch of other ones bran says everything french he just said egg in french oh no he tried to pronounce the welsh city the new fair pink willy wonka [Music] [Music] i've never watched adult swim it wasn't really a channel that i had when i was growing up [Music] nice yeah they have some weird stuff there 3am adult swim hits completely different remember too many cooks it's been seven years since too many cooks oh my my life is going by way too quickly it takes a lot to make us do [Music] too many cooks it's basically this for 11 minutes except it gets darker and darker and weirder [Music] give it a watch if you haven't seen it a piece of internet history it's november 8th guys it's november 8th why are we listening to christmas me what what did you come out here for something yep forgot what i was going to say true as soon as halloween's over it's christmas time baby also 2 million views hell yeah get you some views bro and no dislikes because youtube removed it hatred in the world is no more they solved it next up racism good job youtube you can cure that as well hey alexa i want you to [ __ ] fart for me i think you just whispered to me from now on when you whisper i will whisper back oh you're a dirty [ __ ] oh my god alexa i'd rather fart for me okay here's big fart oh sh that was a deep one oh yeah another fart sound yeah give me another one [Laughter] why is it fire sounds that get me it's so stupid i'm such a child even the guy was surprised by it oh my god that one upset the space time continuum okay fine i lost all my lives i laughed that's what you're here for though right thank you guys for watching this leave a like if you laughed along to any of these if you didn't laugh then well you can't leave a dislike because it doesn't do anything anymore on youtube because they removed them fuji about e

Channel: jacksepticeye

Views: 4,586,192

Keywords: jacksepticeye, tik tok, funny tik toks, funny memes, try not to laugh

Id: ud8sYf0nZcg

Length: 11min 9sec (669 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 30 2021