🔴 Baldur's Gate 3 Randomizer

[Music] head [Music] [Music] oh yeah all right what up boys what's good hello stream time I found a cool mod I want to do a cool mod stream today it's going to be fun it's going to be wacky and uh random XD you know it's going to be very uh mid 2000s XD random what up voice what do you mean hello hey everyone what is good so I don't know what I'm going to play I'm thinking we do balanced or tactician actually you know what cuz tactician is going to be really [ __ ] but it could lead to some fun stuff Everything Is Random no okay so just the enemies are random they could they'll get R they can get random spells they can get random models their size could change they can be tiny or huge you can be [ __ ] like whatever and it's also I also made it so allies also get randomized the only thing that won't get randomized I think is important Quest NPCs and like Allied Quest NPCs and um also myself as the player won't get randomized but I made it so that there's a small CH that the AI will drop uh random items that they're they're equipped with so whatever random gear they're given tactician we can always turn the the difficulty down let's let's go ball the wall [ __ ] it items drop from those random enemies yeah so if you see a random enemy that has random weapons and items and [ __ ] they have a chance to drop those weapons and items you're kind of random oh oh shucks God I'm so wacky and random XD don't reset wait yeah don't reset [ __ ] God that would suck all right I don't know about class or race I'm just going to let you let you guys pick I don't know probably not another gnome we have our boy sanss for that Pi go hofling dwarf what would be a good class I could get the one of the disgusting GI Yankee look at their bodies dude it's the only genetic thing I've seen in a video game that has like El like armpit Gap like not thigh gap armpit Gap who the [ __ ] wanted armpit gap on their goddamn character be different go H elf bod bod I feel like is going to struggle bear in mind we're going to be fighting R like powerful [ __ ] and it's going to be difficult I I don't know how to play a BOD Man I was thinking monk or something we could maybe go B though it seems complicated get the yany bod is disgusting but we could do that fish man Dwarf Monk Alo you get a camera mod as well uh give us some nice camera shots I do I wait you're from the [ __ ] Discord Housey what the [ __ ] I do I have a new um that that's a good note I got a camera mod that's amazing and I recommend it it's [ __ ] insanely good and you can use it when you're playing multiplayer playthroughs and it doesn't you can still use it even if even if other people don't have mods it's amazing it's so good you can get right up people's like uh up people's asses F or boring but Dependable on this difficulty eh B sucks wocks are good yeah that's true warlock's all good you thinky warlock might be a good pick God they look so dumb I don't want to go wizard I don't want to go saucer we've already been a rogue don't Fighters are boring clerics are just like a Midway point between a caster and a paladin uh Rangers are pretty flexible but that's pretty much what Sands is too Druid could be fun but they're also sort of mid at a low level and forms are kind of so I'm thinking warlock or bod warlock or bod bods are flexible Paladin will be interesting a palad is just like a slightly more restrictive fighter though you know and they got a couple of extremely mid abilities early on so here's the thing that's the tossup that's what I'm picking we're going to go either Wallock oot actually I'll put it up to a vote [ __ ] it warlock obot warlock or Barb or bar warlock Paladin yeah maybe we'll multi speec into Paladin if we get that fog but I really doubt it God damn I've never played a b long term though so that'll be interesting if people do want B what is this round-faced GI Yankee they mostly look like they've just smelled something terrible you know this guy's got the funny long mustache area which I thought would work great with a big twirly mustache cuz it you know takes a lot of real estate away from that lip don't let the Warlock nerds win oh my God there's a lot of piic for warlocks warlocks are really good they're a little bit cheesy they're very good though badlock I hate warlocks smiley face why warlocks are dope Wallock is easily in my top three classes they're insane where to now let's hope the be wary it's open more of those wretched things yeah we'll go with that voice why not and then I'm going to go with the chubby faed guy cuz he just looks really stupid and then it looks like warlock's going to win oh my God it's really close though holy [ __ ] B is probably more funny I will say that you know bod's more comedic yes can I just make him look like he has a horrible disease sort of your red welts can I just put a bunch of crap on his face like what if I go full tattoos and then full Freckle Freckle intensity like crazy maturity kind of want no hair GI warlock is nasty 53% warlock damn this is close why do you think you have to be so op and so ugly they are a little ridiculous in both aspects e what if maybe like a uh get rid of this [ __ ] highlight [ __ ] what is that kind of like a a fa quad Style guy and then I'll make his skin skin color oh God this is getting immediately very off-putting and just some really nice blue eyes some nice sharp ooh that is Sinister oh do they have to have ganki eyes you can't give them normal ass humaniz oh that really adds an an an ear of uncomfortability to this just some nice blue eyes something vibrant come on give me vibrant game come on there we go something nice some nice subtle makeup the crying makeup can you do this but then red so it looks like he's bleeding from his eyes can I do that no metallic full intensity full gloss oh God that looks a little e can I give him can you give him bloodshot eyes I remember there being one of the ey sets that's like bloodshot and I don't know which one it is but it's where the the whites of the eyes are like slightly pink is that [Music] it be the B dude it's 55% warlock I've got to be a uh a warlock the people have spoken so we're going to go full eldrich blast I guess we can always Respec if it's not fun bear in mind I can change his appearance in his in his whatever [ __ ] it all right and then some nice red lipstick to match the eyes wow yeah okay I can't I we can't give him a lady this chest sealed I can feel where to what was that got a manly thing now no grain uh blonde give me blonde where's blonde blonde it's not blonde but yeah [ __ ] it he's looking kind of McDonald's themed this will work is that Michael Jackson he really does look like Michael Jackson doesn't he what if what if I just go nobody out I kind of like that more you can see the bleeding eyes more more now not the Karen you just look a little Cary no no no piercings are facial hair I mean piercings they're earrings all right that's fine and then warlock I guess not bad a nice guy all right cantrips obviously alrich blast and then I guess friends for dialogue because it's super useful uh Mage hand is dog [ __ ] minor illusion is these are limited use poison spray sucks true strike sucks bone chill is okay if you're going full Necromancer and blade Ward sucks most of the time in most most situations let's be honest fiend is probably my favorite I think it's fiend you let a critical hit against the creature the creature in any enemies blah become frightened nah yeah the fiend and then [ __ ] these spells off command could be fun I've sort of slowly gone off hex hellish shuke sucks command commanding people to drop stuff could be fun you know yeah command and then I don't know which Bol ain't that great are these spells these are bad spells I do not like these armor this could be good 10 5 steal five gold damage every time a creature hits you with a melee attack yeah I'm going to go with that [ __ ] it I've heard that's it's a reasonable spell uh Charlton or urchin urchin what's good for H slight ah hand proficiency be good since we're not going to have bunch Decks that being said I am going to have 14 decks 10 strength [ __ ] intelligence [ __ ] wisdom yeah 17 88 faal 10 and I'll bring wisdom up a little bit for the discovery can I get 16 decks that's my secondary can I not get that up but I'll put one into both of them and then there we go a AR is useless deception intimidation these are fine nice what do you guys think good XX is good early yeah true that's true especially cuz you can recast it too I'm thinking the five temporary hit points and then it's until long rest and I wait is that with concentration oh while I'm assuming it's only while you have temporary hit points I'm going to try that out I do not I don't remember much about that ability anyway what do we call them random XD random XD oh [ __ ] I missed the Dono just a big pile of trash for the five-year Dono I always look forward to the stream have fun if you could be do if you could be a Warhammer race which one would you choose in in bd3 in Warhammer 3 I'm assuming scaven probably not uh jeez you're kind of [ __ ] no matter what you choose I guess maybe a Wood Elf or something CU they kind of keep to themselves everybody else just kind of gets gets [ __ ] murdered horribly Karen Jackson Randall sarif Mountain Pass what are these dramatic names these legitimate D and D names what does the randomizer mode do so you'll see when we get in I'm just going to go with random XD we'll keep it random regular random xdardi um gnome all right let's get in adoy is a goblin that just gets thrown around by Orcs for sure I'd be a doom diver actually I changed my answer I'd be a doom diver all right we're in our beautiful boy can I put my Aldrich blast on my my quick select that would be nice oh Zed no I want it to be [ __ ] blocked here and then I can just be like yeah nice and then I can put my jump jump on Z and then I can just be like I can do jumps and attacks like with single key presses that's all fine oh we have astral knowledge oh [ __ ] yeah I forgot about all this stuff Mage hand is is total ass I can never find a use for mage hand I we'll keep the friends does that require concentration that's free concentration if we need that at least moving on oh also guys look so what this camera mod that I got does is allows me to change the perspective of the camera so I can look up at this weirdly textured ceiling or or get really down wherever your character is so you can look at your character like this get a real under brow shot of our boy you know you know and get all up in his his weird nasty business wait and there goes the Monet monetization for the stream actually you know what we're running around like this that's dope that's actually so intimidating and Powerful wait do we lose AC we lose one AC [ __ ] it I want my one AC I'm going to need it cool right so I can get cinematic shots and stuff I can be like I go to open the chest to run down the hallway the camera slowly pans in so you can imagine that four hofling part three has been done with a lot more cool camera shots well not exactly only for the last scene um that I've been working on which is another Barrel related scene good to do with the ganki crash I won't spoil anything um I'm on the fence about whether to continue into act two though and just like do a bunch of act two stuff or I might take on the beginning of act two better you know I don't know what to do I'm a little bit sort of like Lost In The Ether do I delve in and do like a full thing or do I you know cut it off now and then just do another episode just so people can have some content in the meantime and stuff you know I'm I don't know I'm on the fence pot three yes part three incoming it's got some of my favorite edits that I've done for for B3 especially we are trapped rib doing it on a randomizer run you can sneak the disarm command through krock uh KRA Vos to get the legendary GI grade sword oh that's not going to happen now let's uh let's get this guy with us cuz he might get randomized in the beginning of combat which would be really fun get a gig scum destroy the intour while it's vulnerable I've never never oh [ __ ] I've never played a ganki so I've never seen this option before remove us from body where are we better at dexterity right yeah come on baby oh it's a good start the brain lifts from nice nice nice spare the creature good all right let's go sweet all right so we have a little pet now and he should I think change oh wait it's a player one so maybe not whatever it's good to have the direct enemy of our race this early on oh no I forgot we have to deal with that lady can you deal with our McDonald themes protagonist shut up stupid GI Yanke stupid dumb GI Yan that I am not anybody asks we're just a very strange looking human all right here we go first fight and oh my God it's so tiny so we got a teeny teeny little null with a H with a a little halbo who has devil sight burst of speed balanced arane uh vivaciousness murderous sight you can see in the dark so he's super good at seeing in the dark very good you can see normally in darkness 25 M this guy can see great he's got plus 10 Health imp and then this [ __ ] oh it's one of these things what are these things called measles so we got to we got to fight a measel with a sword and shield they all seem to get sword and shields I will say like they get even the imps get shields all right how do we do this oh yeah ELD blast goodbye uh this guy oh he has good defense 18 AC Jesus Christ 23 strength okay we can't let this guy hit us Undead Ward Ora Aura of hate he's got Divine favor Shield all this stuff doesn't look like it randomizes any of us cuz we're all player controlled though anything not player control though will 20% chance there's no way oh get [ __ ] nice and then off balance nice almost strike finish him off oh no they got way too much health [ __ ] no don't hit me so little I'll finish it off actually I'll hit the a more damage o Al flast gets strong quick though so that's going to be it's going to be strong real fast why is it why you got disadvantage it's got cat's Grace [ __ ] lacerate nice all right let's do any have loot some stuff some nothing maybe on this guy oh my God I can't even loot him he's so tiny I would turned into a tiny imp it turned into a little teeny imp they're so sweet look how tiny that is it's literally I can step on it no no loot No Loot yet we have to get lucky for that I think the chance of getting loot out of them is pretty low is this patch four this is um I don't know whatever the most recent patch is ship won't be able to take another dragon attack we need to get out before it's too late cool camera angles is it isn't it weird seeing the the ship from these angles though look like basically being from a third person perspective how strange this looks I like it a lot though this camera mod is amazinger no no no why is he naked I'm going have to be Choice with my camera angles here oh Jesus Christ oh my God how many turn what the [ __ ] what's happening stop stop holy [ __ ] how many [ __ ] turns what the [ __ ] what the hell why did he get so many turns he just kept [ __ ] beating the [ __ ] out of him I'm I'm going to I'm just going to stab him it's nice oh there we go cloer protection Don't Mind If I Do drunken cloth while drunk you have advantage of constitution saving throat we're never going to be drunk the boots of persistence this early on hell yes see in the dark that's good for gith yane actually justicar Shields gloves of we'll just take all of this we can sell what we don't use thank you sacrificed naked cultist with no penis oh my God this guy's [ __ ] massive I just noticed this holy [ __ ] this is just a regular oh know it's a cultist he's like a cultist he's got a big ass hammer and shield this guy seems a little bit less op no health procs either he's just 10 health and he's really big can I oh [ __ ] I can't [ __ ] got to click on him well us is [ __ ] us is real [ __ ] oh get [ __ ] clapped look at his big ass he's [ __ ] huge all right moving on where did you get this mod from OKO it's in the description it's on the Nexus I put it in the description oh [ __ ] that I really forgot that thing shows up and it kind of jum light jump scared me oh [ __ ] we need to equip the where's my gear what the [ __ ] where'd it go what the [ __ ] wait can I not loot it did I accidentally loot it with us I think it was me no what all my gearo that's [ __ ] man that's H [ __ ] that's some scam [ __ ] infected maybe try looting it again it's gone it it went out of the inventory I'll go back and check though that's some [ __ ] dude I might have to just equip it off of the corpse after combat instead from now on not loot it if it deletes it every time maybe I could equip it straight from the body dude I wanted those boots I wanted those boots so bad too imagine freedom of movement this early on let's get what's her name the console appears D the mechanis what I did I not loot the nothing the cons wait did I not loot the thing oh my god did I really just not loot it this ah you eight brain [ __ ] sup Goblin man oh no is the random might having random effects well God damn it why did I I never remember to loot that thing oh I should do astral knowledge too uh dexterity strength wisdom intelligence Charisma we go I don't think it's good at talking to people we get a we just get proficiency and all that [ __ ] how does that work yeah proficiency interception intimidation performance and persuasion nice the most valuable don't waste time on is we must go she's mean insert cons hums to then discomfort Fades and another sens the Pod is your character R my suit no this was a deliberate Choice I've never played a GI Yan yes oh my God shut up come on come on let's go stop hissing at me like a weird cat I will take these though random XD wants your loot I'll take this to sell oh yeah what are we going to do for companions I should try and run solo right or or should we take companions what do you guys think staff of the move what happens if I just equip this straight up oh wait no this is for the moon Maiden roll damage roll dice with advantage empowered spell upcast I can't even click on it it's not even a thing weird all right let's heal us I guess the pole is still going oh [ __ ] it's it's not anymore all right this is going to be a big fight shut up lady [ __ ] this is going to be a big fight cuz there's a lot of enemies in here so there's going to be a lot of random [ __ ] oh boy I look so concerned and Bam so we got she turned into a little golf lady that one of the mutant the uh the zombies from that thing oh that was a lot of damage oh no it wasn't there looked like a lot of damage no that's a good amount what do we have to deal with a tiny imp some leather lady and a some what is this a completely untextured what is this we spots the [ __ ] is that thing all right good [ __ ] o I should have equipped the command spell although I don't need to make anybody drop anything now wouldn't mind that staff though 20% chance 20 AC they're wet all right lady keep it in your pants wait can you you can bypass that with yeah 84% chance one damage nice they're not resistant to it weird oh he don't have okay good I thought they were going to have like seven [ __ ] turns again 30% chance [ __ ] that AC man what is that can I use something that doesn't require AC I'm never going to hit that 30% chance okay all right all right game okay game we like that huh 20% chance I still don't trust it all right yeah see that's what I expected come on nice that's something do I get that all right I got the arrow weird why that guy's loot was bugged we got to find some loot for real though oh lo just got [ __ ] up come on lady do some good [ __ ] emulating gaze where's it going where is it going what why is it running nice uh anything I oh yeah y nope whatever game yeah where did that thing [Music] go okay o nice maybe they'll have some [Music] loot we just going to dash over and check go go go go go come on something good ow where did that person go though they just fled mind blast oh they're feared duh ad do 30 [ __ ] damage can the brain go this far with a not proc oh it can go that far not spawn them interesting she just woke up with a bad hangover who woke up with a bad hangover back of the head back of the head oh come on oh yeah I forgot about this all right let's see what we got imp imp and another naked [ __ ] dwarf with his [ __ ] out what is this his lack of a weener out I wonder why it does that I think they have like a 75% chance to turn into something ooh plus one a plus two ax I mean we get the plus two ax if we kill him okay any of these particularly strong kind of it's just like mostly that lady 40% chance unreal hiy hi hello and they're really going to kill us we must take the transponder what is he got is that a wormling staff it's like the the lightning one though uh drop that I want it come on come on uh no whatever I have one level one spell at this level that sucks a lot actually oh come on okay okay get her get her get her oh yeah whiskey my love with a $2 donut you have a pretty mouth why is my [ __ ] TTS not working I was supposed to get it working last time oh it's so annoying I hate it when she just breaks I like it stupid [ __ ] audio is broken weak thank you for the Don my dude dude they don't even have high AC what is this oh my God sacred flame sucks dick I don't care what anyone says oh eat a dick naked guy oh um get back get away come on big damage oh [ __ ] no my chance to hit is so bad at least this person doesn't have a shield it's not always Come a Little Closer oh one of the canion is normal oh my God that one's not [Laughter] normal I was like oh they're both pretty Norm like wait he's not even in the there he is oh wow that's I'm surprised these guys can even equip weapons look at that big mushroom guy they have a lot of resistances though 19 AC that's going to suck he has plus 66 Health you don't have to deal with him though only that one I even be able to kill him nice nice oh no no this one does get a turn oh [ __ ] look at it wobble along it's [ __ ] can it fit in the room so size is indicative of where you can fit and those dolls are actually surprisingly small come on big smash big smash 50/50 okay there was no animation there that's fine oh looks like shot is down why the [ __ ] do I have disadvantage spell God oh [ __ ] die that's right I don't know why I'm doing that extra damage that must be an eldrich thing Doc one whatever oh yeah yeah you get the doc one's blessing that was it it does extra damage or whatever based on your charisma thingy or whatever die die die 60% come on come on you [ __ ] you big dwarf [ __ ] oh oh that M flare is got really [ __ ] up this Z zal gu is going to kill him [ __ ] I got to get out of here I really got to get out of here like now I just realized they're going to get here really fast and then I'm going to get [ __ ] oh all right Lazelle and shot are going to sacrifice themselves I think oh he's dead at least I don't know how he died wait how did he die this [ __ ] this is like a da Vinci painting this like a beautiful linci painting look it's like that God thing with the reaching hands it's like that [ __ ] the God damn it you know what I'm talking about the LCA Leo decaprio Le out Da Vinci painting with the with the hands oh man beautiful I appreciate the game taking their [ __ ] out like liter like not taking like delete uh like removing their wieners so they don't have wieners very very PG of the game to do that let's get the [ __ ] out of here the Helm's alien transponder God we're so dumb looking eat a fat one let's get out of here let's get out of here let's get into the real game really sad that I lost all that loot though wonder why it bugged out hopefully that doesn't happen every single time I would very much like to get my hands on some fat loot some some nice Buffs some good gear that'll carry us as you wake the tadpole squirms in your skull the all right uh let's take shot with us you're alive yeah yes I yes we need each other I smelled your hair while you were sleeping I'm sorry oh we leveled nice oh that'll be good just quickly get that out of the way I got to be right back in a minute uh an extra spell we could grab hex and where is it agonizing blast and repelling blast [ __ ] you [ __ ] yeah fine good [ __ ] ah we got to do shot's level all right shot I think this is fine honestly healing could be good maybe this I wish was was a um Creator destroy water should be a ritual spell in my opinion cuz like it's so useless even as a level one spell it should be a can trip or it should be a it should be a ritual spell right cuz when you ever use it does anyone ever use control or destroy water effectively for something oh give me my hat oh hat nice yes beautiful beautiful beautiful where's my hair whatever play a storm saucerer yeah but you're spending what I mean you don't think a ritual it' be good as a ritual spell you can put at the very least for stor saucer yes but you can just carry around water you can get it [ __ ] everywhere and then that just costs you know doesn't cost you a spell slot random XG is definitely the kind of person to smell people's hair that's you know what that's liable and you're under arrest wait why is that gray out why is that right out why the whatever all right I got to be right back one minute for all right I was not peeing I just don't I think I changed my AFK sign and I mostly just leave to pee why am I collecting all of these fish for reasons wait okay okay aarum would be a good would be a good get that I don't have to worry about lockpicking summon water ooy I mean I could get the I got summon water more of the Mind FL pets mine flare BS wash your hands I didn't pee I wasn't peeing can I do nice double knives double knife lock having a use for your um bonus actions is always good as a caster getting the dualists [ __ ] or whatever it's called in uh act3 Rapier for the uh for the Warlock so I have a used for my bonus actions was so nice oh no no oh no what shadow oh god oh no oh no oh Jesus Christ strike I got to kill this lady they were really powerful can I use this my bonus action with this level one spell a bonus action all right maybe I can kill them uh Constitution provokes not enough movement what go here what do you mean not enough movement the [ __ ] all right nice and then I get him 75% chance come on let's get [ __ ] oh my God they're so big so big lady big arra woman who did [ __ ] unbelievable damage they must have some good items holy [ __ ] what's randomized so enemies are randomized um uh their models they have a high chance to change their models some of them don't like this one uh they have a high chance to get just different gear items spells there's a high chance that the Spells will change they get different AC some of them get health Buffs and shields just a lot of combat stuff is up a lot of combat stuff is randomized elixir battle mage power there so you go like they have they have Elixir they have synaptic discharges a bunch of stuff back you fool uh I'm going to do Constitution again what's the save for this there isn't a save oh we're absolutely decking these guys good [ __ ] all right looks like shot has saved her or rolls oh my God they're so big they can hit me through the floor [ __ ] I didn't even think about that is there any angle I can hit him at uh jeez how do I where do I go for this can I just I don't want to get broed uh what if I go really far back oh no oh [ __ ] that's crazy I'll heal that back up that's fine all right sure they have to path around now there you go uhoh God that really sucks whatever they're doing all right now get back get back oh [ __ ] that's fine no not another discharge stop discharging on me lady I get back and nice big Damage Big damage Elder blast is so good no God they really suck at that I guess their casting ability must suck what's their they got high but nothing else big high lady die [ __ ] can I hit him with a bonus nope whatever nope don't don't you dare don't you dare don't you dare don't you dare ah claws oh I guess they still do claws because they're big 40% chance [ __ ] 40% chance yes [Music] nice all right we got to go save shot rescued Pap short rest [ __ ] it you can keep going in little longer now okay okay what else all right [ __ ] it we'll give shot a healing potion cuz she needs it all right see wait did any of them have that one didn't have loot see if this one has anything oh I think it does h a brain I do need one of those all right check some of these bodies no no ooh whatever red pepper Le he doesn't have watermelon every time are you calling your shot as in sha thought no I'm calling a shot as in [ __ ] F like a shot like you don't know if you where you fart and [ __ ] she's called Shadow hot so shot it's her it is her nickname it's a wide widely used nickname amongst the community and definitely not something that I made up legitimately it isn't everybody calls her that come on [ __ ] F let's get out of here feel like she'd be so unimpressed with that that title is it level four where you get the second Elder blast does anybody know I know level three is like level 10 you get three of them at like level 10 it's oh it's level five never mind it's five and then 10 right somebody tell me that I'm correct and handsome ooh gross helmet at least we get to have our our cool ass hair out Shadow shot can get a funny hat that's all right weird nice why does she kind of pull it off though what's with that it CU I look like a McDonald's mascot and she looks like an actual lady oh hey a new playthrough what do you mess around with today a randomizer randomizes all the fights random fights makes people different sizes and Big O The Fight Before The Grove is going to be really fun groes in the mud around that rock we're both weak if sha can move this I'm going to feel very emasculated she's 13 TR is that really not enough to move this oh damn [ __ ] all we're going to miss out on that then it's all good correct but not handsome H well that guy just got that's an easy ban right there oh come on shot you can definitely make that jump no don't a I hate that mechanic so no don't right come on jump up see I know how to do it I'm not stupid I'm not stupid like Sean Game Empire man get in my party hurry there yes in the just a dumb cool yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes good all right cool and he leveled up and he's a rogue I might keep him as a rogue make him a melee Rogue or something yeah that's fine Rogues are easy don't have to spend much time doing it give me my healing potions and my grease actually I'll give him Grease Grease is really really really [ __ ] useful it is super super good do not underestimate Grease Grease that's my biggest regret from from uh mistakes in playthroughs that I made is not utilizing grease bottles and uh gree Scrolls and stuff grease is really good will this be uh solo tacked no I'm going to run with a couple of companions this time just for in case I die and the fights get wild if I get a little uh if I get more strong like I I loot some gear that makes my guy super strong like if we kill somebody and I actually get to loot something then I might it's but if I kill this guy is he going to turn into something or even be careful damn double crit too kind of uhoh all right I'm good all right moving on God I look so dumb holding these knives how do people take ganki seriously I look so ridiculous over there checking for supplies maybe man what a stupid race they are in an entirety I'm riding them off as an entire R oh maybe we say Gail looks un [ __ ] it why not touch the sigil touch the sigil touch the sigil uh T yourself anyone yes say but I know you you sure are man okay man I might respect Gail though because Wizards are kind of a boring Wizards are boring uh how do I what else could we make him maybe a sorcerer that' be fun saucers are cool maybe a wild magic saucerer every time he cast say uh is it every time you cast a spell or a can trip whatever I'll do that and then we'll [Music] do uh I don't know wait he's already got oh because he's a mage he already knows things I'm just going to make him a [ __ ] monk or some [ __ ] until we get resp wait why did I make him a monk I could whatever it'll make him more proficient in maelee I guess [ __ ] it whatever wait a second will I give him a different set of animation for his staff now will he just get like super um agile with a staff no he still has the Mage the wizard if you H up a staff with a monk they actually get really [ __ ] they get like a really cool spinny staff move set I don't okay what's the worst class um it I think it's that depends entirely on how you play it but I think if you I think Wizards are very weak if you if you pick a really bad subass and play it like shitty I think they especially early Game Wizards are probably the worst class but then late game Wizards get super strong agreed I think Wizards personally or Sorcerers maybe Sorcerers and wizards are pretty shitty early game but then they get really goddamn strong l game I have a late game saucerer who's just crazy I have this frost build Frost can trip build and it's nuts oh [ __ ] none of them going to be able to make it up here can I just yeah yeah o this fight's going to be fun wizard is op at the end Wizards every class yeah but you say that but then have you seen how powerful like a rogue or a um like a Rogue or a you know multiclass Paladin warlocks and [ __ ] at a high level arguably more powerful and also don't rely on spell slots especially uh like what I'm doing with this guy I'm just going to go full eldrich blast and wait until you see how strong eldrich blast gets it's it's insane it's disgusting ELD blast at a high level is disgusting as tall as me but I'm off the bloody backbone I'm all right I'm just going to ourselves competition attack I want a good fight oh oh big Gull with oh my god oh [ __ ] poison resistance blurred or of Courage experienced and deadly what is that the word deals additional damage equal to their wisdom modified with unarmed strikes well they're not unarm so that's fine oh my God this is just gimbal bug yeah it doesn't change their name that's interesting what about the Mage oh she's tiny is she is she just the same but small and then this guy's he could be smaller I have no idea he just looks exactly the same but he's been buffed all right all right isan he's just going to be a ranger for now 25% chance to hit he's blurred which is apparently only for one turn but who knows I'm actually going to grease him up yeah nice and Elder blast them while he's down 25% chance even when they're down that's [ __ ] dumb and stupid I AO finally catching uh the creator of the most precious specimen Sands Underdog live love the stream to VI thanks man L appreci glad you like them oh Ray Frost could be good 25% chance for all these I could punch I forgot Gail good at punching what's this based on isn't it his decks his bu this build is rat [ __ ] is the possibly the worst thing I could have done not going to do a fireball cuz that'll set off the ice think I'm out of movement range nope don't all right whatever let's just try and hit it God 25% chance oh 84% there we go H take that one damage oh my God they're so fast go slip slip slip slip oh no o dominate person that would have sucked fall fall fall fall don't jump fall fall fall fall oh at least they didn't get an attack 50% chance that's good all right ah cool cool they're not blurred anymore that's good for us don't nice uh maybe if I hit him wait why don't I just [ __ ] I'm I might as well just do this nice I kind of want to hit that gimbal B guy into the hole H acid arrows not good I think that's just the same dude as usual I don't think he's been edited at all I get him with a red Frost yes IAM o oh godamn get him kale yeah [ __ ] it come on yeah get [ __ ] gimbal [ __ ] your days are numbered what are you even doing up there where did we get [ __ ] up as oh yeah we got hit with an acid Arrow speaking of which can we return the favor 16% chance with disadvantage just cuz of the range the the the subtle AC differences really [ __ ] you over a bit 40% low ground a fat one whatever no son of a [ __ ] damn it come on 40% oh my God I feel like command could be expanded to be like when you get I would love a spell where you gain control over over an enemy so you can do their turn you know you know how like the it makes the AI switch to your team I want one that gives you full mental control of them maybe you concentrate on it and it skips your turn but you get to control them because you could make them like just jump off a cliff into the abyss or like do their most powerful attack in a specific place or something feel like that' be a really cool is there must be something like that in D and D right is that what dominate person is essentially you don't get to control them though is my point at least in this game Chom person Chom person just increases their opinion of you temporarily man they should rework dominate person then that would be dope if you control over them for a turn die Warren [ __ ] Warren Buffett Rich old guy die Warren oh Al is already strong as hell already buff and strong and handsome as hell oh God damn it dude he really doesn't like gay vampires die you [ __ ] bigot suck looks like that Wizard's bugged or something she can't attack [ __ ] Warren is some is a serious ious boss fight though God that ability sucks you going to yell at me again your days are numbered they're just like a mascot a cheerleader wait is it an action to help someone I'm not going to help uh estaran I'm going to blast them come on damn it do not finish off aaran yeah get get [ __ ] little man God I can't believe these cost level one spell slots I need to move my can trips over what else is a can trip level one level one level one Mage hand yeah I should have re I'm definitely respecing if we're keeping Gail I'm respecing him cuz this sucks come on do some damage [ __ ] it gotting Bol no come on H you A's getting by come on big damage finally God now he's now he's gone can I pull them off the ledge somehow uh put him to sleep immune to sleep okay why oh they're an elf right they're high elf stupid elves being incapable of sleep that one of they so [ __ ] grouchy all the time all right 13% chance is a noo I'm going to have to get up there have to get right over there oh wait no I shouldn't go up there CU then they'll be able to hit me apparently their pathing is oh she going to be anyway two turns three turns oh no oh no no no she's another one with crazy turns no please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop stop little help no no this is crazy what the [ __ ] why does it happen why the [ __ ] does that happen all right well we can help a staran now dude what is this tiny boss fight lady how do I get rid of her uh D can I debu her dexterity so that she doesn't have as much AC 16 AC what is doing that why did they get so many turns I can't believe she survived with one HP by the way poor lady uh I guess witch B and then I can keep this there's no way I'm going to get that off I'll do something where I don't God damn it I hate that no don't no no no no o I saved the grease move thing whatever is that going to put it down here with me though the what what did I roll to put grease on them how'd that happen happened o if I can push her off that would be really funny it won't kill her though yeah 85% chance come on yes four damage can I 36% chance there's no way ooh rough oh Gail might be dead Gail's Dead goodbye Gail you're absolutely [ __ ] she's going to keep hitting you for the rest of time Eternal you you are completely screwed there is nothing anyone can do to save you healing for oh my God okay goodbye Gail good God why did she get so many turns why does this happen you're kidding me oh my God this is not going well oh no I'm going to risk it all I'm going to risk it all what am I walking through what is that does she have a necr Aura she's necrosis she wait Gail oh it's Gail's [ __ ] Aura [ __ ] cuz he's dead get in there no no I'm [ __ ] dead [ __ ] can I just get away wait disengage disengage disengage and then just leave and then maybe she'll die maybe she'll die maybe she'll slip and die mind the aura I'm still on the necrosis Ora I'm [ __ ] [ __ ] risk it all on a 20% Firebolt yes well met I am a magical projection of Gale of and if you see this manifestation means I I know I remember all this I trust I've made myself yes yes yes yes yes words will excellent I will do so now repeat in that case this will be an easy side and next oh no I purple right you then have access to the letter and the flute uh top right no no no you start at the bottom right corner oh I hate this correct and so we got best of okay I don't get me out of this ah [ __ ] I forgot what to do wait do I have to get it off his body oh no Gail [ __ ] aar's going to die f ah damn it I I'm looting him like he's an enemy oh Gail you stupid no [ __ ] godamn it oh my God [ __ ] where's the Satchel do I have to get off his body oh God can I just loot can I get some cool items at least no get out of the necrosis oh my God no is that a dragon is that a [ __ ] Dragon I I can't even [Music] [ __ ] I okay oh my God how could I possibly have [ __ ] up this much so quickly what the [ __ ] oh my God why are they all naked no my God YouTube please this wasn't my fault she why did she look like she's made a [ __ ] [ __ ] orange Tango oh [ __ ] we're so screwed is that Barrel there wait I'll kill the dragon by setting it on fire how did I fall down here what is this pathing I don't have any way of lighting a fire at all everyone's dead I don't anywhere of lighting a fire I'm [ __ ] I'm so [ __ ] they immediately started a fight with me what do I even do how do I get out of this is the dragon just going to get stuck why is it a dragon it's [ __ ] huge my God I don't know what to do e [ __ ] all right get back get out of here all right good damage all right now we flee we put a calabra in the way and a stool like this so they can't get to us like this and I nope they could just walk past that okay um and then a bull like this now nope they can get in um whatever let's see what happens that is a tiny tiny was I I'm dead okay all right you know what that's that's fair that's fair oh it's Auto saved when I I'm going to go back to the quick holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] what an unfortunate series of events God damn Gail cursed us whiskey My Level the $5 Donut oh [ __ ] that was beautiful all thank you that sucked that did suck that was funny serer with a $1 donut Gail is the MVP Gail is the least the lvp they completely [ __ ] us also I'm coming from a different angle this sucked this area sucked let's just go straight down the middle with some cover thank you with the donos my dudes I'm just going to go straight in straight into combat again you both y all [Music] right dude fell down the [ __ ] hole immediately I've never seen that happen did you see that naked guy just fall through the hole what the [ __ ] was that the thing fell down oh [ __ ] a mimic with a lot of Health God quana is looking is looked better gimble is it a little grumpy uh dger now this guy doesn't seem to have any weapons and he's just standing there in classic gnome stance yes I like it all right bam ooh big damage he didn't even Flinch I'm that's intimidating just get some big shots off [ __ ] you gimal block you're [ __ ] so dead you didn't even move and then maybe a witch bolt are they immune to not enough movement why what is with that how close do I have to be [ __ ] there we go that line of sight thing is really struggling oh [ __ ] you know what I could have done with some movement range to get out of that please don't cast some crazy [ __ ] on me that's some good jump practic oh God the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] was that he a smoke powder Arrow revenge [ __ ] hide hide they'll never find me here I'm immune oh God that's intimidating please don't oh Gail I'm so sorry uhoh please no not another one [ __ ] I delete this one all right round three God damn wow all right again another one another one God you know what you you don't know what you have until so You' lost it and that previous fight was much more my speed I can't believe he had two smoke P arrows if I could loot some smoke pad arrows that would be huge though smoke pad arrows are dope they're so strong y but we don't know all right what are you going to turn into this time boys oh my okay well that's the hag that's the hag they're wielding a bone that is a oh it's that it's the no that's just a gome and then what get what this guy turn into he's the same a god Dam he's actually kind of annoying when he's the the arra guy all right well maybe we just it's a little cheap it's a little cheap but it's effective she's gone she's totally gone random mode is so good random I I love randomizers dude I love randomizers they're so fun this tuned down a little bit could actually add some much needed I want a different version of this where like it fully changes them to different creatures cuz really what it's doing some of them it does change them but most of them they they retain the same abilities their their physical form just changes so it kind of like mixes the game up a little bit and they get random items and stuff this but like slightly less overtuned for a legit playthrough could be so fun all right don't you dare if he smoke P arrows me I'm going to that's fine that's whatever SD I don't give a [ __ ] why does everyone have theonia Shield I think that's just a regular that's I mean that one is that's cck Thor Shield it has the the brand of the absolute on it and everything that's old forms Shield five and one not bad for that shitty spell can I get a melee off Mele has high chance to hit have anything oh yeah all right that'll be good all right all we need to do is kill Warren and I'll try and equip him directly to my guy after the fight that could be huge that could be huge for us that's some vivacious loot right there h a come on wait and then a that was my bonus action that's fine bam that's right okay let's get Gail out of here for his AC and then [ __ ] all right I'm just going to path them here so they have to come right around oh [ __ ] no no [ __ ] stupid AI having brains and [ __ ] get [ __ ] nice I'm just going to save Gail this time I'm I'm going go and help Gail now I co try saving beforehand uh we'll be fine s can take a few licks let's get up there same ground he doesn't have The High Ground advantage that would be huge for us oh wait I can I can blast him again he might fall off the cliff oh there we go all right that's huge that's huge all right let's go loot this lady uh okay so veil of the morning I can't interact with that it's bugged wait is all this bugged no is it all bugged I can't interact with it why am I getting what is this lethargic it's giving me no it's like super bugged I can't interact with any of it except for her original loot no and then if I hit take all will that just yeah ah dude what that's crazy that's that do be that does suck can I [ __ ] it good for Gail oh they I wonder if they're all bugged cuz one of the other ones weren't bugged maybe it's just some item sets it off or something nice maybe some of the other ones have loot uh just normal [ __ ] come on somebody's got to have something good put the body in your inventory maybe I've already looted it so it won't have anything mod says you can edit the config without quitting the game oh [ __ ] huh interesting I I was quitting out and then editing it cuz I assumed it would save f you left the game interesting I well this will be a big fight oh hopefully we'll get some loot out of this fight everything yes it is me wait I can't use friends for this maybe it's cuz there's no direct line of sight told him it wasn't safe I'll there get inside and I'll rustle up some bandages nice you're [ __ ] little man little man with a big weapon oh [ __ ] oh my God that is an ogre club that is 100% an ogre Club what's her AC 17 AC this could be rough damn my chance to hit is so bad get [ __ ] I'm doing a lot of just random double damage for some reason oh god oh they're surprised okay cool get knocked back if this can hit 25% chance to hit that's crazily bad inflict wounds let's try that [ __ ] it come on Big Shot that's huge and they can't heal now and then just Gail punch him to death ha survant get him Gail nah No Loot for me just some bottles that's fine whatever we can blow up that that barrel and maybe kill a bunch of them is that a frog person what the [ __ ] yes we're playing as a frog person if you could legit play as like an actual frog person that would be dope I think there's a frog person race in D and D a long day I'll need to rest soon I've always wanted to play some of the The Wack races from D and D pick up the body wait why for what well it's a it to be all right shut it more Fireball gu like die oh no not good that [ __ ] um okay can I slay a dragon hell yeah wait is it not dying oh it's dead okay does that Dragon loot I'll reach this o okay not good did they turn into anything dangerous that guy's a floating weapon he's just a sword fun there that's that lady from that act and she actually has her Shield that's crazy um and it's just some lady again wow well we got a couple of them 1% why 21 AC rebuke of the mighty spell God that's why [ __ ] not good really not great see hit this guy nice no don't no oh God okay we're fine beckoning Darkness on Shadow heart looks like it failed [Applause] no where is Sans is he safe is he all right yes he is he received some Nerfs in the most recent patch actually which I was disappointed so how the [ __ ] are we going to kill that lady that is crazy AC 21 AC how do we oh [ __ ] um 20% chance that's not so bad low but it's not impossible uh can I get out of the line of sight just stealth shoot him maybe let me [ __ ] stealth oh that's my action gone no wait stealth it's attack 44% chance yeah that's right oh oh this this isn't bugged this loot isn't bugged I can this is I can interact with this okay that could be huge that could be huge that actually could be huge this time 40% chance let's go whatever you cheated lady way to cheat uh maybe I'm just big punches double double chance to hit though punch punch nope all right pleas don't do has some crazy powerful thing oh just she's just like an arer still good for us nice oh outo hex for disadvantage and sacred flame damn that would have been oh well we found out who did the Ice knife last time cannot take much oh she's dead as well rough I'm still out of sight so I can stealth attack 44% chance come on nice she got loot oh no [ __ ] way oh where she it literally is that Shield this could be huge this early on no way unlucky thief's gloves creation Echo damn right we just got to help some people long as we we just got to not die loot in case something goes wrong I mean if something goes wrong we're not going to have a chance to loot it anyway we just need to chill wait on either side oh we don't get an action all right no Kil you're so [ __ ] now you [ __ ] [ __ ] oh no no it has like 50 turns again ah only two okay get up Gail idiot [ __ ] that was my action though damn it um can I just all right wait what can I oh action again they going to come in oh they're hitting the door okay that'll give me some time nice that'll give me some much needed time can I then is this an action not enough resources action [ __ ] it is an action to open this all right here's the thing I'm going to skip turns they can waste the turn hitting then it'll be my turn and then I then I get a character that's less reliable I open the gate I stand here we [ __ ] shoot her in the face disadvantage why disadvantage displaced oh they are dis okay [ __ ] it let's try whatever didn't work that's fine get back and turn have okay then we get our boy and we [ __ ] move disadvantage let see ah got him all right and him and then we just lock it again and then we wait and then they just spend time attacking the door for big oh my God they hit 18 damage no Jesus Christ Jesus Christ no can't be threatened oh no no no whatever [ __ ] 30% with disadvantage why is it all disadvantage that's something come on yes nice does it have any loot it did all right here we go quick save exess on why does it do this what the [ __ ] no no [ __ ] I should have looted in combat God damn it that sucks So Many Dicks yeah this one's turned back to normal as well so it doesn't have any of the stuff dude that sucks got to loot during combat but it takes actions to loot during did I quick save after oh [ __ ] whatever told you looted earlier okay who would have known sir sir that's what half of chat was saying but it costs actions it doesn't cost you actions outside of combat damn it I might load and redo the fight yeah that's right before that's fine dur combat doesn't take an action a lot yes it no not to loot the items no but if they but oh maybe that would work equipping I I was thinking of equipping it in combat which cost an maybe looting it during combat won't make it disappear but I I looted it during combat last time and it did I'm pretty sure I looted it during combat last time and it's still bugged out but we'll try we probably won't get anything now though ooh these are different though also I forgot what is this what is this uh we got the hag we got okay another naked PE is missing dude somebody that's just an on fire person all right don't heal nice nice let's take burning damage at the end of their turn right nope equip during combat I will try I will try equipping during combat and just use the actions mid combat to try and equip stuff hopefully hopefully that works away with you [ __ ] damn it that sucks oh eat a whole entire bag of dicks that's something oh no oh they get line of sight for sure it's fine rage oh that's the HD guy rage's not super good with that hammer no come on 50% chance oh he didn't die get [ __ ] okay he does have loot but I don't have any actions all right let me try on an item I don't care about like oh this is all really good [ __ ] though um the poisoner Rob that sucks right so I'll equip I'll loot it it worked God damn it it worked plus it worked [ __ ] okay should I okay we have it we have it we have it we have it we have it and it'll cost actions to equip okay good all right okay fine it worked what if I end combat though and then it the the loot is gone no cuz it's already in our inventory there's no way they can't take it away from me now it's mine all right greasy grease huge absolutely huge and then what my chance oh 40% that's fine oh no no I'm going to ignite the grease no we're fine good God do not you do not have line of sight there's no way yeah that's what I thought come on dude the AC thing is kind of annoying I will say it's probably the only thing in this that I don't like it kind of amps up the artificial we'll get strong in no time though it'll be fine blast God damn it what's what the AC 12 12 AC I'm just getting bad rolles oh [ __ ] I skip my turn the hag looks weird with weapons back with you all right almost dead just got to kill the hag now one hag down and we're we're gold God we're getting really bad luck with these rolls what about a just a big old bolt nice now we have a higher chance of hitting they're screwed now surely 64% with Advantage nice all right can I equip see I told you I [ __ ] told you it's gone I said so God [ __ ] damn it doesn't that mean that if I equip it it'll just disappear anyway [ __ ] knew it son of a [ __ ] dude wait you need to change it to 100 that just changes the odds of them being able to keep the uh gear okay when is the four Necro stream coming I'm not doing for necromancers I I tried doing uh early game the getting footage was so difficult dude wait is oh it's just permanent [ __ ] I'm going to fall God damn it I feel like if I can loot them 100% of the time it'll be stupidly op to get me over this don't fall again please thank you son of a [ __ ] dude with this loot system though wait so I got to change the the thing all right hang on let me let me bring up the hold on let me see if I can remember where it is it's in uh local uh Aran sure cash no pg3 script extender config all right and then resource boosts consumables NPC dropped the items so put that to 100 all right it's on 100 see if that helps yeah oh oh they're dead oh yeah of course they're dead it will stay burning two turns and disappear so now loot is guaranteed 100% that doesn't mean that it won't be bugged I think that it's just bugged oh [ __ ] they're not following me [ __ ] this is going to be rough because they're just going to start falling in the doorway I know it there's Gail there goes Gail I'm going to it's not worth a short rest God damn it roll it again it doesn't work I'm I'm just going to wait for the next fight now I too lazy now don't talk to us Daran it's fine we'll see what happens now maybe we get some loot out of it we're going to need some loot just says you need to Ping the map to ping the map why there's no way that does that you need to you need to reload to update the config like load the game [ __ ] it why not but our load time is insane it makes sense that the loot disappears because the mobs are normal until you engage them sure maybe if we the only thing I'm thinking is if we equip the gear before it gets a chance to delete it it won't delete it off our character this place wasn't built for the living I was hoping for a random loot thing too like you open every container and it just has completely random loot in it something will get made for that eventually I imagine but now I wonder what it's I use any of this crap so many perception checks [ __ ] I should have got everybody out first theyy what a loot randomizer well a loot randomizer a real enemy randomizer that this is trapped uh oh that completely randomizes everybody legitimately instead of kind of changing their model and [ __ ] which is sort of what I'm realizing this does especially with the loot changes and stuff ooh I could use a spear nice why not why not can everybody use oh they already have one oh I wonder what's going to happen here describes but no sign of a struggle did that just put me in turnbas mode again was so subversive about their words that theyed can I use staffs staffs are basic right yeah I'm going to use a Quarter Staff in here because these are weak to blunt I think undead guys should be if they're weak to blunt they should also be weak to uh Force damage you know I think there's too many enemies in this game and allies and NPCs and stuff they're maybe resistant or immune to a couple of things and weak to very occasionally one thing maybe and a lot of the time you have to inflict that on them with like heat or or wet or whatever be nice if more enemies had strength and weaknesses to mix up fights I thought you HED the wide ability bar I do I don't like it I want it to be wi or not taller but I'm used to it being three up now CU I do it so many characters I'm not going to put it to four though that [ __ ] looks like like ass is far lighter than it should be with such a punches oh [ __ ] I listened to this dialogue over and over when I did the edit for the first video so all I can hear is this massive [ __ ] through your body as if you just slammed a hammer into solid was once script is now an obliterated SC crushed have a sense nice God we actually have a lot of loot I should be keeping this crap is the I feel like the Raven filment is godamn terrible it doal half damage with weapon attacks using strength actually that's not so bad I guess it's just sort of underwhelming wait new boots furry boots they look so whack on his his Pencil Thin legs what does randomize items items for it's the only thing that's randomiz is enemies and they can be randomized in any way size model weapons spells even their HP can change I forgot to okay something just woke up down okay so we got a giant lady oh that that Mech guy oh my God fish person dude I want to play as one of these guys so bad look at this little guy that'd be amazing to play as one of the little fishmen I know you can I know there's a model that you play as the Kua but I want a fully flushed out one that works well you know cuz how like 99% of the animations are bugged that seems like a thing larion would do right add in a playable Kua race and also add in a or at least add in a Kua companion like why not are they still weak to uh blunt they are weak to blunt see that's what I'm talking about that's the thing that I don't like with this is they're technically just reskins of the base guys so they still have the same like vulnerabilities and and whatever I'm going to continue to hide in this room put grease outside what the [ __ ] was that what was that did I just get counter spell what happened in Tomb scribe cast counter spell what get [ __ ] from that far away see invisibility that's rough does it didn't go invisible no look at his animations they're so precious oh let me play as one hell crawler did they just inflict mental fatigue on a button they did all right uh [ __ ] what do I even die okay damn it I should just wait until they get in here and then hit them with blun attacks to be honest away with you oh they can't go back damn it dude there's no way they're fitting in they're so big get back yeah we go double damage surprised they can't hit me with their huge like oh [ __ ] I God damn it dude I forget I made him a half a monk more grease more greasy grease oh wait is that candle going to light it on fire all right whatever Firefield that works I'm just going to wait for them to come to me [ __ ] it come on robot you fool can they fit in oh they're huge yeah but they can oh that's pretty big damage 41 HP [ __ ] uh see you what 14 and yeah 45 chance come on five and one they mute what um come on topple come on yes uh it's something don't don't [ __ ] me up I'm going to try and loot the mid combat though so God they've got so much health whose [ __ ] idea was it to do this on goddamn tactician that's something nice the instant transition are down all right Advantage will be great here nice all right nice nice did they skip their turn no it's cuz they have one turn oh that's B what Gail burn to death that's fine we will help him nice and then smash damn it and smash [ __ ] this sucks don't hurt me don't hurt me ah not enough actions oh he got helped oh [ __ ] oh my God why do we keep missing staren seems to be the only one capable of hitting and he's doing terrible damage die come on yes that's what I'm talking about right 40% uh come on come on no [ __ ] [ __ ] you lady stop dodging [ __ ] God damn it yes that's something wait all right he has a turn slide ah hand equip all right he equipped that that cost an action [ __ ] I should have [ __ ] picked something better H all this I think I might have done that anyway these are fine right here the main test will be if it teleports these off my body if it gets these if it removes them from me uh immune to acidic surfaces a plus one glaive Swire sled board gives you force conduit luminous gloves try them try these gloves oh I should probably should have done that he's going to kill me or gaale I [Music] guess what did the robot have oh I CL of protection do I have an action I do not have an action right we need to loot that I need to loot that on my little guy if I kill him though it's going to disappear right no not cool come on attack her yes good not you okay oh come on on what is their AC what are these rolls [ __ ] it I'm just going to L what I can bone Spike armor could be good shape shifter hat no hor Frost snow this is good for anyone right cloak plus one AC staff of interruption counter spell plus two staff an additional to [ __ ] why does it take a goddamn oh no I might have [ __ ] this all right 55% chance come on zero damage why dog no [ __ ] way no [ __ ] way please die The Shield reduces damage by a flat two or something right you take one less bludgeoning that shouldn't apply oh my God they have missile snaring [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] dead [ __ ] [ __ ] whatever whatever you hit the chair I did not hit the chair I did not hit the chair that is not true they're immune to range attacks because of missile snaring I did not know they had Miss I'm not running around looting it oh my God it put us all the way back here are you [ __ ] me why do I never quick save oh my god when the greed takes over we have a better chance of getting things this time I need to get into a position where one of them is weak I need to kill the strong one first and then I'm fine oh God damn it sans's Underdog wouldn't have died there that's true that's true when does he ever die though almost never trap how many times have I died with Sans in in that in that play through strange coin I wonder what it's worth has he ever died I probably lost at least once right carefully I really don't remember at all not good really not good wait oh son of a [ __ ] dude oh I can still loot it cool wait what oh cool let we get the key let's get the [ __ ] out I cannot move I'm going to get hit by a fireball I'm going to get hit with a fireball straight up yep God damn it get me out of here get me the [ __ ] out of here all right God damn it your character looks beautiful hey thanks B he's he's a gorgeous specimen I was going for a sort of a a stretched out L far quad but no sign of a kind of mcdonal vaguely McDonald's theme thrown in they commanded there must be a way to cheese your way through that fight that is the usual chees Strat is going in that room I cannot believe I didn't save before this that is that sucks so much balls it didn't even matter also the fact that I'm taking the weapons is completely pointless because they're going to get new ones Forbidden Knowledge without doubt uh can I just go straight into a lockpick yo kind of interesting that you can lockpick a book wait did I just [ __ ] that up no I just open okay interesting all right better can we put something around that dude and maybe just blow him up instead can I pick up this body is it going to say they're too heavy if I go to pick it up who has the highest strength 8813 all right let's get Shadow hod being stronger than my the dead spindly little Goblin man be ancient can can I pick him up H you got to be [ __ ] kidding me I know this is just a model but that that really sucks for me um that's a mine flare whatever I guess we'll find him out in the open uh staff 15% chance 20 AC okay game all right all right that's fine 30% chance oh I should have used my [ __ ] bonus action this is not good wait I quick saved right please tell me I quick saved I did not quick sa I'm quicksaving now even if this goes terribly I'm quick saving now that is indeed a dragon 20% chance dude come on [ __ ] it I'll take that oh oh yes what is this what is this he's completely [ __ ] that's what's on his butt like [ __ ] RGB slider on his hands that's a funny texture bug nice they're not even moving I think I guess they're surprised no I was surprised the RG busy you get out of here hey oo why don't you use aaran S a uh there's not space uh other reasons um die oh that sucks we need to get someone somewhere where we can just kind of pen them in and then just keep God can I equip a club to this guy or something no yeah like line of sight is an issue most of the time die there something can I all right bunch of loot so if I loot this so can I send this to random and then send that to random and then send cacophony oo send that to random send the money to random manast monastic robes gain a bonus your persuasion checks equal to your intelligence modifier that sucks cuz my guy's [ __ ] um abd's trusted Shield ejection for missiles something [ __ ] it and then the rest is going to disappear at the end of the fight anyway and then we then every time it's randoms turn I'll just equip a piece of the gear right that's the plan come on big Damage Big Damage Big damage yes he actually hit him it hit it whatever it is 20% come on [ __ ] this person is just completely stuck that's crazy OGB man is just Frozen in time he's stuck in time you can see attack without being hidden though yeah but you're likely going to fail it I don't think you can go into stealth directly in somebody's line of sight it always fails it immediately just pulls you out of it come on big smash big smash 20% come on [ __ ] ow whatever oh nice great work for me that don't work for me though all right so so it's his turn so I will equip the cloak of AC having and also you get o hell dust gloves whoa rays of fire a k trip that's a k trip oh once per short rest get [ __ ] game that got my dick so hard for a second plus one bonus of spell attack roll a spell save DC your weapon attack is deal additional 1 six5 damage your attack steal that's so good we have to equip those War wave mother's Ro that would be very funny to equip and where it is the where deals additional damage equal to wisom strikes if we can get those on Gail who I'm going to turn into a monk because [ __ ] it rain dancer that sucks this all sucks this isn't worth the actions to equip it we just got to bite our time and equip all the [ __ ] right die there we go we can use PL what what [ __ ] game cheated me out of loot about this one still has crap all right [ __ ] it what are the gloves poisoners gloves your deal D become po I don't think I'm ever going to use those can you use anything out of here [ __ ] it wear that cloak why not why not let's see if it actually keeps actually we have like a limited time because the dragon is totally bugged and and RGB man is just stuck in the corner with his why is it on the butt exactly I love this camera mod by the way new Shield though would W in snaring something [ __ ] it nice dragon's not going to do nothing oh and Gail died uh staran you rescue this boy you do not want Gail to die and necrosis would suck and then we equip the hell dusk boots gloves dope dope extremely dope Ray of fire dope action once per short rest 3d6 plus 3d6 plus 3d6 how does that equal nine oh yeah 3d6 plus two more sets of three d6s God damn dude that's going to be huge once for sure I really want to equip the wave mother's room that's going to be so stupid resistance to Fire and cold damage is going to be huge and then that plus the shield which we are not proficient with I'm going to go staff and then we'll equip the shield if we get proficiency and then the ring getting proficiency for that could would be huge not of resources oh yeah he died thank you man bro your Hing videos are a masterpiece made my day that a [ __ ] Emoji did you put a [ __ ] Emoji at the the end of your message or is that an extended hot is that a [ __ ] anyway thank you I'm glad you like him I'm uh I got a new one in the works should be released soon I hope we're goodbe I can slap a heal on my boy nice and then we equip the robe wow oh my God holy [ __ ] what a fit God think you're built like [ __ ] world worms God damn dude that is impressive all right I really hope I if this gear teleports off my guy the end this fight I'm going to actually cry this this is so perfect this dude really does have 17 Charisma if you had that outfit I don't think I would I don't think any amount of Charisma would uh would outweigh that that fit you know I was waiting for one of these dragons to do some wild [ __ ] nice nice thunderous Smite fre to destroy water because of the chest be so I have that exact thing that I complained about what's the radius on this oh I can't even check all right bonus action that's a bonus action dude every short rest we're going to be so powerful we can just sleep in between everything right [ __ ] it I'm going to go kill all gbb man wait did we kill allb man or the dragon what do you guys think should we slay Vine dragon or slay RGB butman we're we're obviously going to kill both of them but we need to pick one to kill first what is the very rare Shield your guy has good for shot maybe that's true that's true it is a good Shield it's uh protection from missiles amplifier reflexes blah blah blah once per short rest something something 10 turns kind of mid but it's a plus two Shield [ __ ] it she get some use out of it that's something right better than this thing actually yeah it's better than that CU then we get Jill blow should we kill oh my God I love RGB bot man we're going to have to kill both of them I'm like which one do we loot I think that AGB man is going to have absolutely popping fresh loot I have a good feeling I think the mysterious RGB man is going to have the best loot we've ever seen my God we can't even phase him the damage is nothing ajb casually has the legendary Trident yeah naira that trident is [ __ ] nuts it's it's such an amazing Barbarian weapon kind of a good weapon for everybody really but barbarians being able to take advantage of that throwing attack is insanely strong it might be one of my favorite builds that I've made was uh msk's Barbarian Ranger throwing build with naira oh I kind of want to try this out and then we'll just do a ray of Fire are you [ __ ] kidding me what the [ __ ] great Bob Ranger what the [ __ ] it was good I promise you it was good you basically got spell slots instead of fighter things fighter probably would have been a better pick I just wanted to do something interesting and I wanted to keep Minsk as a as a ranger because he is a ranger to be honest that was my my main reason I'm going be honest no he was alive the whole time oh my God look at his crispy RGB body he didn't move can I still see the RGB logo I can't he's been retextured the RGB logo has lost forever damn it poor man or whatever he is they actually have loot I don't know let's check he did ooh doti our mask yes uh when a foe when a poison when you poison a foe heal yourself for one D4 hit point H ripping Rippling Force mail gain Force con taking slashing blah that'll be good for shadow hot That's Heavy damn it whatever we can train Shadow hot to use heavy armor Sentinal Shield gain a plus three bonus rolls and whatever that's good for us I think callous glow ring [ __ ] it remember the whe deals acid I'm just going to take that anyway o unwanted Master work gauntlets why not put them on [ __ ] that's something that's some stuff it's a ring star and get some gloves if it une equips all this [ __ ] I'm going to have a [ __ ] meltdown you get some chicken feet nice not proficient with heavy on what is the proficiency actually like if we equip this I just can't attack or do anything can't cast spells I know you can't C spells if you don't if you wear something you don't have proficiency with [ __ ] it I'm equip it and then we'll get what's his name man we'll get bone man and then bone man will o this this is going to look so stupid okay I'm going to keep that for a little bit that's [ __ ] that's really weird oh my God I look like a [ __ ] super villain I legit look like a super villain that's crazy and he medium can I wear medium over the [ __ ] it's not saying I don't have proficiency oh I'm a Gi yane Oh God damnes are [ __ ] stacked I will say pretty crazy okay is going to have grumpy dumpies when the items go bye-bye I really don't want them to man it's going to be such a let down especially because my ganki looks so [ __ ] fresh to death die bastard Dragon think if we get close enough it'll do something I will kill you wet Dragon actually thunderous could oh wait never mind doesn't do anything anyway it's lightning that does stuff oh [ __ ] I use my action whatever that's fine okay o witch bolt could be good [ __ ] it 30% chance nice and then what are you going to do equip the boots dude oh my God I don't want to lose this look at her [ __ ] face you look amazing holy [ __ ] like a legit super villain oh I'm not even good at die [Music] yes yes dude I kept the [ __ ] in my inventory too okay changing it to 100% worked let's see if I can loot this guy I can loot okay it works I you just had to put it to 100% I did all that for nothing I did all that for nothing reverse rain cloak isn't this the cloak that makes you wet can I just be wet all the time I'm literally dripping I'm literally dripping oh my God okay we're going to give that to Gail no wait Gail already has a cloak looks pretty nice on him too staran you can wear this staran can be wet can be Perma wet and dripping what else we got oh this changes everything uh gloves are fire resistance when the we has 50% hit points are less they have fire resistance that sucks These suck ass where do you get I've never seen half of this [ __ ] especially that that sucks so bad splint armor plus one I can sell this proficiency and wisdom saving throws um [ __ ] it you can have all this [ __ ] but I can this is better than what I got right yeah I don't need intimidation wait did that didn't bug out did it no I still have it good oh no no thank you no thank you [ __ ] it shot can wear the funny mask yeah that looks all right it's a do just took a mask she wants to be one of those Gail get some gloves and boots wait you can't wear those gloves I think they're armor nope they're not armor oh he can use Shields oh because I made him a monk oh dope nice we got a multi stack for that kind of [ __ ] I am too lazy to respect these guys so they're just going to become weird monstrosity builds and I'm fine with that how close are we to leveling pretty far away we're not getting much XP for a lot of these fights you should search that corpse monk don't get Shield you can use the shield because he's human oh I don't play a human in this game because who the [ __ ] would play as a [ __ ] human wait that's actually usable that's a good helmet okay looks so [ __ ] weird I'm so happy we can keep the fit holy crap we look like an anorexic like aging weird [ __ ] like pop singer from like another dimension a lot of effort to hide one need something how many people in chat have played a human or an elf as as a as their main character be honest I bet there's a lot of you [ __ ] wi th thank you respect dad human and H heal get it automatically humans and H are so boring though I played haelth gith Yan and gnome you played GI Yankee e what kind of a disgusting lunatic would play get the Yankee stop talking to people man God I have grown to dislike having AI companions I'm going be real it is not fun fun I much prefer solo runs I prefer solo runs and I prefer [ __ ] [ __ ] we might even go solo I might do a perade death thing with the with these guys if they get down if they die I'm just like all right bye do you have where's my Cobalt race dude I want to play Goblin I want to play Cobalt I want to play ogre I want to play [ __ ] n i there's so many things that I want to play wait are there is their loot going to be like the same waiting like a lck puppy shortterm amusements are much better all right time to see what's new Horrors waiting for us all right wait I missed with this oh I just did a short rest never mind so dumb all right we're going to fight oh what the [ __ ] they're totally normal is it because they're Quest NPCs no that's comy right why are they normal huh H take this nice ogre playthrough would be so fun yeah imagine being not being able to fit into certain doors so you have to use like reduce on your ogre to get them to fit or like getting into some dialogue where you need High Intelligence you have a negative four or five modifier because you're [ __ ] you're just so dumb you have like a three in intelligence I I would love that I've tried it a little bit but it functionally they're rebalance to be closer to the player character and stuff and it just I didn't really like it they're also only capable of using like specific ogre weapons because they're so small I'm going just God damn obliterate wait 30 and 45% [ __ ] this spell sucks oh uhoh okay that's fine get him liel LEL nice oh because they're in AI they're going to do are they going to do the search thing yeah no way well it didn't work not nice of you what is this cape oh it was the wet the Cape of wetness I feel like it's worth it to be to have a cape that just makes you wet all the time how often do people cast ice magic at you like almost never damn it 2% chance is it because of the how much AC do they have 21 2% chance that is crazy this outfit is growing on me it it's so dumb come on big damage [ __ ] okay all right Lazelle may die that is a risk that I'm very willing to take she's very useful though does she have like good better stats cuz she's under AI Control oh she's identical 9% chance that was a waste of a shot roll the one anyway is it just like they're good against spells Arcane absorption you kill an enemy with a melee attack regain one of your F uh spent first level spell slots whoa that's [ __ ] cool is that is that from that dagger that's actually [ __ ] dope if you can just keep getting level one spell slots back especially if you have Shield that would be such a good build level one Shield every time you kill somebody you get a you get a shield back man that'd be fun I want that dagger lady give me your dagger stupid hi having ass [ __ ] [ __ ] how do I get rid of her I have 2% I'm just never going to land thunderous Smite oh [ __ ] I might tone down the AC thing every enemy having crazy AC I guess it's because of their decks too oh she's dead well rip this is not going well I can't hit her AC's too good [ __ ] what even I spell flame sh it's just the [ __ ] it's the 15 decks and whatever gear she's wearing I guess 17 from armor G hopefully she'll have some good [ __ ] Armor if I kill her then immune to prone of course you are couldn't imagine it any other wait 25% chance is good nice uh um just hit her 45% come on come on come on the dagger is not normally available in the game it's a cool [ __ ] mechanic though being able to kill somebody get your level one spell slots back cuz especi even a late game that will be really balanced cuz level one spell SLS aren't that useful but if you had Shield and you could keep getting uh level one spell slots to keep your level one Shields up that would be awesome that that' be such a fun build 20% chance come on oh this guy is bothering me how do I move these oh I think we died % chance get [ __ ] damn it this sucks I'm going to throw a [ __ ] never mind come on man got 45% chance is enough finally oh this this lady that's the [Music] problem I feel like I'm fighting Sans in his current build with his 26 AC and and a blur permanent blur now don't oh my God oh whatever that works of course this grease comes back to bite me please die please come on 40% chance right [Music] yes chances are slowly increasing can I live change the the hold on I have the document what was it again NPC equipment NPC spells Randomness stat boosts AC boosts is a 15% chance to get AC boosts that's what like there's no way it's a 15% chance it must be just because of her chest piece she's probably going to have a really good [ __ ] chest piece then give me give me your chest piece lady what do you got a plus two set of half plate that's not even that good it's medium armor though so that's something don't mind if I do damn plus two Hof plate kind of looks dope extremely dope might sleep before we do the fight outside of the Grove if we can oh I can freely equip the ring now forgot about that what else she got done I can't wait to sleep knock knuckle gloves I'm going to take a bunch of these to sell mag's friend that's something that's a gale syndr moth cloak sell that Arcane absorption dagger when you kill enemy with a melee attack regain level one that's actually [ __ ] could you not get this knife is there any way to get this knife you should move someone from the potty uh in a melee range in order toar to make a sneak attack with Advantage why don't you what do you mean oh like if they're in combat then you can get him around as I want to do him melee cuz his bow [ __ ] sucks we don't have anybody melee we could have used we actually really could have used um [ __ ] what's her name I'mma make Gail a monk because why not because spells are overrated and I'm a warlock anyway and then we'll make aaran like a melee backstabby kind of guy and he'll just be like a very wet stealth Rogue [ __ ] that bow no bows in my town melee only now bud and we'll give him the dagger but then he has no reason to get spell slots back I'll make him an Arcane trickster that's something right dope is that really just not in the game at all who whose dagger is this usually the Le grip of this knife uh is decorated with jugs as you turn it you can see that The Jug begins to empty and fills it's only when you reach the final image as you can see a man SED uh head held over The Jug filling it with beads of blood that's obviously obviously the wrong description could melee make it your wall loocks off hand ooh I'm never going to kill anybody with a melee attack though I'm just going to spam spam an alrich blast oh wait let's loot the guy Joy disintegrating night Walkers yes so good oh my God the Ring of protection no way oh my God this loot is amazing the Ring of protection is the my the best ring in the game pretty much another Safeguard Shield cloak of whatever this is kind of fun being able to itemize and [ __ ] actually like legit uh some good [ __ ] [ __ ] for him damn he's looking like a rogue already when the word disengages they also create a foggy blah blah blah blah give that's a [ __ ] Gale I don't know all right we're getting stacked slowly that for a big battle big outside the thing battle I hear shouting ahead we should check it out but be careful why does aarion look cool what when did aarion just get cool man I need to learn how to use Shields that would be huge casting AC I mean all right is it dumb to do a long rest now is that going to affect anything it won't right oh no Gail what do you want go to hell what we' seen hell it's real what I that's not abstract when did Gail become an emo kid look at my [ __ ] outfit I got to find a better outfit than that can I get one from the chest I'm used to seeing my my dude in that funny funny fit wait can I have an idea can I die on my current set to be crazy oh very fancy hell yeah nice right wait no I like the BDSM underwear oh my god dude eat a dick wait I almost immediately started chugging potions 2 seconds from the spawn from the uh sleeping spot I mean all right we look like a [ __ ] Disney character why are they built so [ __ ] Goblin likee look at my [ __ ] stams does anybody legitimately play gi Yan and get like has anybody played one and got them to not look [ __ ] like I'm actually asking has anybody made one and made them not look goofy as helloy if Gail and all these magic items you're getting he'll be obese with diabetes in no time oh that's true I have so many I could just give away all right chug chug chug chug we know how to reminds we're strong as hell we have Misty step now we have some crazy short rest stuff wor heavy on with gany looked okay I guarantee it you would have looked a million times cooler as a different race though you know it's like do they look cool or is it the armor the looks cool and they look passable because it balances out how skinny and disgusting and gangling they are you know the dragon Bor run is just goofy too yeah but the thing is they look cool they look really cool so it doesn't matter you gave it a bright blonde wig and a mustache what do you mean it I think bulk brogen looks [ __ ] extremely good and not ex exceedingly I really wish there was a whole a hide cloak option know for real that is a I would really like that I think that's a that must be a massively requested thing right like no cloaks being able to hide your cloaks all right this is about to be huge there's a lot of enemies in this fight open the bloody gate nobody gets in eating pizza and having come watching your live will be honest any second live greetings from Poland bro greetings what's going Goin uh we had a we had a Polish mer as part of Polish Clan part of our oh my God we had a Polish clan in banord as that we're friends with as part of our um uh part of our of my clan that I have in B Lord P which is a persistent Empires just like an open world persistent thing and uh so I know I know a tiny little bit of Polish I'm not going to embarrass myself but also polish guys are [ __ ] cool they're dope very nice guys very nice guys indeed you can hide your cloak lies how do you hide your cloak can no oh wait why am I watching this I'm me oh an ogre oh [ __ ] dude I AR it is cool now oh my God D get him yo ramir has that [ __ ] crazy sword zacho has that oh dude I want that mask oh my God that's going to be huge basts abute I come believe Al that aronin is actually cool now wait stealth oh [ __ ] we not any movement oh come on damn it I [ __ ] that up get him Aran look at his Tiny Little Weapon look at this little teeny tiny weapon this is exactly why you can't really play an ogre in this game game cuz the weapons don't size it look at that tiny face oh my I have so much strength this guy's [Music] [ __ ] eat my [ __ ] huge furry beans bam nice there's a hide cloak mod that doesn't count of course there's a hide cloak mod I want it in the base game I want like mod unless it's a mod that I can use while playing multiplayer campaigns and other people don't have to have it then I don't care like most I'm not going to go out of any way to use it I switch mods and do too many things to to like you should randomize your companion's classes ooh good [Music] idea oh oh my God zor zor Jes Jesus Christ man put some [ __ ] clothes on oh my God holy [ __ ] he just bombed the [ __ ] out of someone Goblin brawler with a big ass sword [ __ ] up Gil guiding B nice icon that actually hit what have you got cloak of the weave you going to spell save DC and spell attack things short rest absorption Etc why not [ __ ] it oh my God the cerebral Citadel armor I was send everything that I want to sell I drink com the wear St I want get that's to Gail cuz he gets [ __ ] up a lot boots of speed always good [ __ ] it gloves a battle mage power I guess Alo I cannot steal your armor if you're naked that's okay very true actually you know what very true is Zeo going to turn back into Zeo at the end of the fight then cuz if aridan stays as an oh my God that was powerful Jesus Christ oh my God will is [ __ ] will just got [ __ ] up they have nirula that's why that [ __ ] W has naira they just use the the nirula [ __ ] crazy beam attack dude am I going to get nairu off that [ __ ] lady no way off the w boss boss Simpson what are you doing Zach give me that [ __ ] helmet dog damn they are stupid I'll bleed every last one of you you will do not o that both person screwed cuz they're like already down for some reason can I get here and then do a sneak attack like come here stealth sneak attack got a disadvantage against the target all right all [Music] right oh action surge s soothing strike damn thunderous n we have a good chance to hit though that guy's Dead come on have they used the horn already I don't think so Goblin tractor's dead I wonder if allies die they also drop their inventories even if it counts as stealing God even if that spell hits it's bad they're going to be really difficult to deal with Aon is [ __ ] screwed that war has [ __ ] like some really good [ __ ] oh my God they ju critical and everything oh [ __ ] both actually did some stuff they tamed the bug bear temporarily way to go both I still really want to make like a hofling melee Rogue in a campaign and only use daggers just be a little invisible stealth Goblin man do you think a GL a melee gloomstalker Rogue with dual daggers would work what did I miss just some wild [ __ ] nothing much 65% chance get [ __ ] come on eldrich blast is so amazing get smoked put some clothes on S oh come on get killed by your own teammate come on Assassin Gloom sucker duable is is amazing actually yeah I've done something similar with with uh Sands I've just gotone rang instead of melee based so all of his stuff is sort of fixated on his range damage did you get the items to work yes take a look at the squad especially San who looks [ __ ] dope as hell and also random that looks who looks amazing oops oh prepare to get backstabbed idiot can I stealth I can but that automatically put me into uh the wrong one all right time for some looting big Rings flaw hell dust gloves that could be good for anybody I think you enraged hotg just sell that fli condition getting when you flict condition gain Arcane Synergy eh I think I'm GNA have too much money if I take everything to sell I might I'm going to have to start getting lazy with this and not looting everything there's too much crap Shape Shifter hat blood guzzler go that's good for somebody who doesn't use armor Gail I have a funny outfit for you Gail what the [ __ ] oh the bug bear turned back into no Gail no [ __ ] God damn it Gail [ __ ] Jesus Christ why no long Strider on everyone I don't have anybody that can give long [Music] Strider oh my God Z's still [Music] naked is that just what he looks like now everybody kept their model oh no they're all still the same arin's still like a [ __ ] ogre is he going to be an ogre in the cut scenes oh please please please please please please that would be so funny demonetized dude every stream gets demonetized every single one gain plus two bonus to attack world yeah immediately that's mine that BDS am hood is so good dimension door once for short rest Crusader mantle I'm good hide armor black god sword that's actually a [ __ ] crazy good sword ooh that's a really good sword that's the the guys outside of the the [ __ ] thing and also looks really nice it's really simple that's going to Shadow H hard I think yeah that's dope oh not not proficient I'm going to have to rework these characters a little bit I I say we do do you guys think we should randomize them or just make them into some some cool [ __ ] what do you think uh displacement gloves returns returns to wait what return to its on Throne on a hit deal an additional 2 to eight psychic damage at these throwable shoes what what the [ __ ] these shoes were formly Enchanted to return to their owner's feet this causes a great deal of trouble for owners who while wearing the slippers are a nice healed number kept being kicked in the ankles by jealous Footwear what the [ __ ] where are these from where I'm never heard of these ever O club of Hill giant strength ooh that could be be good for Gail yeah Gail use this lower City I've never seen them that's dope that's extremely cool all right what else should we eat uh New Cape uh that to sell Bo to speed and then all right that'll make his punches and [ __ ] do a lot more we could just randomize it or we could just change them into some new [ __ ] whatever fits their gear I guess dude all this gear is is nuts all right this guy has the another mask of Soul perception that's a really [ __ ] good mask too we're already so op we're already so goddamn cracked another pair of Jesus Christ all right we're just stupidly overpowered now maybe I just get rid of some of them who do we get rid of dude I'm so jealous of aodin how is aodin the coolest guy in the game now how did that happeny you can get that strength Club in the Arcane Tower us as a part of the stool of Hill Dr yeah I know I I know that I I have I got it on my uh I showed everybody that like months ago when I was on my uh [ __ ] U my SS play through early on my S play through hell dusk boots you cannot falsely moved by F spells or actions if you and you ignore the effects of difficult terrain while you fail when you fail sem throw you may use your reaction to succeed instead and Hell crawler Jesus Christ that might be better than the disintegrating night Walkers they medium no they're not even medium armor holy crap all of this is so good wait what Shield was that training Shield I've never seen that it will die no did not die who we giving naira to oh it doesn't have naira the [ __ ] weird maybe it's cuz it's a war and it's not like a real biver bang Spore pouch elixir of immortality there's no way this works didn't now that would have been insane we're just Invincible forever that would be crazy wave mother's cloak drink comat once per turn the cloak grants the wear water layer protection prevented from burning resistance of Fire but it makes you wet okay that's a cloak that makes you wet that's the same as the water cloak yeah I'm I'm going ditch someone who we ditching maybe Gail we just Gail I want to I want to bail somebody out I want less people to have the control yeah happens if we talk to aridan oh he's just stuck right we can't talk to him D this might [ __ ] the story a little bit we got talk to certain people kick shot I want to keep shot but re re uh spec them into a melee class like a melee God everybody looks so much cooler now can I talk to zie no it's totally [ __ ] the dialogue said it from the start oh did you what about you both damn coward's got PL before what okay yeah all right I'm going to but let's at least see if there's a all right I'm going to B let's let's get I want all of [ __ ] these items and then I'm going to ba we're going to bail Gail back to the whatever okay Gail can leave and go to Camp Gail I've never had cause to visit a druid's Grove before go to the wisdom of that decision yep all right and then maybe we'll keep a starring for stealth and we'll keep sh for tanking and that's it just a little bit less to deal with CI and webbed entangled and snared or SK slips andess can be fely moov by fo spells or actions and you ignore the effects of difficult train it's difficult to rain okay so but you can still slip on ice and [ __ ] what's better that seems oh wait I'll just give him to [ __ ] soran dope dope cool dope cool cool dope the [ __ ] out of here why is aaran look so cool he looks like a proper little stealth guy all right he's exactly where we want him to be so I don't need to respect him I'm going to respect Shadow hot probably right or I just make her fighter cleric when can you spec people into like a specific subass of cleric like how early on I'm going to have to change her stats though her stats suck ass for a tank she's got really high wisdom I do not need to cast spells uhoh that's a null with a shield and blade Ward wait come on please ah that would have been [ __ ] great can't you just kill aridan technically we could but for [Music] why damn it what's our AC 16 20 AC not bad Shadow H's getting up there hell crawler yeah that's pretty oh [ __ ] that's got some range on it [ __ ] 9% okay this is rough I got to get him off this Cliff come on come on ooh rough come on big chance come on damn it Jesus Christ 22 AC me the AC shit's kind of obnoxious oh my God and he's got oh my God no no this is really bad this is really bad they're really strong [ __ ] Gail's Thunder Wave will be useful right about now what if I create water in here oh the area for that is huge no now we're just wet and dead um uh h nope oh God no don't throw [ __ ] okay Mr Bug bear please this is not good oh no this is really bad it just keeps going invisible what the [ __ ] this is an actual bug bear assassin was wait when's the last time we saved no [ __ ] way no [ __ ] way I'm out of here I'm [ __ ] out of here unacceptable there's no way I'm loading back there you're dead lady or should I say naked random guy with no penis I'm [ __ ] out of here survive a little bit please oh god oh Jesus oh Jesus Sweet [ __ ] no oh no [ __ ] oh [ __ ] help there an assassin help help there's a [ __ ] assassin help help me please help no no no me oh god oh Jesus o well time to go talk to Withers Withers I have a job for you I can't do the job I have no money I have no money [ __ ] are they going to just [ __ ] kill me every time I go close I got to go sell some [ __ ] to make some money [ __ ] it's been a long day better stop to rest soon please rough offer him your services zor put some [ __ ] clothes on man Aaron is there anything no I'm not that I just want to trade does anybody else hate the the new inventory things where if you toggle them now the most valuable [ __ ] doesn't go to the top so you have to filter by like value but then it still doesn't organize it just goes by monetary value there's lat type and then weight so type is like the most reasonable one it's just so messy to me and I hate it anybody else like really hate the new inventory since the most recent patch I really don't like it at all I wish I could s it again yeah it's bothering me all right we got enough money now let's get the boys back oh Withers please give me a slave wait I have a way better idea for whenever thou Hast need of I could just hire companions should thou because it a matter then I shall wait here patiently and very well this is the price of balance cool all right I doom and dusk I thy name from you sure did with what you said R he just pulls out a couple of Revival scroll Resurrection Scrolls you're like okay I could have done that dude can I hire we I shall be here in my C be ass sure there are many answers to that question correct no I only have leave or Tech although thou dust not seem to be in need of my when do you get companions when can you summon comp wait I can't carry all this [ __ ] now oh no my potion of Hill drant strength went because I died when do you you get uh companions you can buy when does that happen right change class all right how about Palin would be pretty cool but I'm going to do evil stuff so I maybe don't want that just fighter is that boring maybe just fighter defense and then uh [ __ ] all this hot take I prefer dexterity over Constitution because Constitution you get dexterity gives you AC constit well dexterity gives you AC it's better higher level in my opinion Constitution also good high level I don't know it I say it's bad and then I have my Constitution reduced by a spell and then I'm [ __ ] so they're both equally important p is fine if she wait actually do yeah never mind this is better for this oh wait I do need no if I'm going fighter I don't need that [ __ ] dialogue is pointless nice nice and simple simple ass Rogue simple ass fighter and then I'll be the the complicated one will this [ __ ] uper dialogue at all is there anything based on their class that it [ __ ] up I heard that's a thing that you can like mess up a whole character's quest line or some [ __ ] because of of the fact that they're the wrong class I'm surprised that they let you resp them you know I thought respecing uh preset companions would be would be like banned nice nice and simple good [ __ ] I'm going to struggle to find places to sell just for R here there Paladin of sha dialogue maybe it's like it changes the story a little bit if you have like dialogue options which are based on your class you know if you have like a paladin option but you're not a paladin from enthara or whatever we got find some [ __ ] to sell wait if I come back in am I going to be next to that [ __ ] bug bear no we're over here let's go kill that [ __ ] bug bear how dare you exist how are we on level [ __ ] three yet oh 49 XP eat my balls game the game Soul treats sees her as a cleric AAR op no matter what yeah that's good cuz then I guess if you like a character but you don't like their class like you want to see aaran but you don't need a rogue you could resp him into like a mage or some [ __ ] be weird but you could oh is he just gone oh [ __ ] he just leaves nice he did he did his job [ __ ] oh wait she has a bunch of loot ooh wait can I put this bow on asaran to just give him the resistances right give him the that take this off to keep him melee have him the bow so he still has the bow technically yeah then he's he's got wait one turn remaining oh [ __ ] wait did this is this bugging out because of the the cloak oh that's so [ __ ] weird that's damn so wa so I can get weakness the water and lightning strength the fire or yeah so this is a liability now I'm just going to put this down gently we'll get a new cape for him and there it is does my health seem like lower than normal or am I just used to being high level at this point box wall [ __ ] it o o Groth is really good though abep trusted Shield again wi clutches booster TR we're good we're good we're fine it looks a lot worse but it's a lot better all right he's standing in water standing in water doesn't do anything look see I don't have no wait look it doesn't do anything doesn't affect your resistances it's only when you're wet and he was wet because he had that cloak on now he has resistances but it says for one turn instead of just this so that's [ __ ] weird abdell vomit do you even know who abdell is he's just some dude in act three in a building he's not even an important character he's just a guy who gives you a shield isn't asaran always wet if this was you know in the beta fun fact aaran used to be treated as a vampire so he used to be damaged by water so if you walked him through rivers or he was hit with water in anyway and made wet it would damage him a lot if you do and it was super annoying and they removed it wait he got his money back wait can I no you still can't select things individually in this menu like group stuff together to sell I feel like they took a couple of steps back with the trade windows in this they patched it so it shows you the amount of money that you get for sale of Wares but they [ __ ] up the the item order and you still can't select multiple things like I want to be able to shift click select a bunch of stuff right click it and click sell you know or double click it after I've selected it but you can't do that still oh yeah give me some dye some funny dyes red Dy [ __ ] it can I make [ __ ] shadah hot look like the Hamburglar we should get some purple dye he look a lot like the wait is it the hambur burglar the one in the sack am I thinking of the right guy Grimace I can't tell they look like [ __ ] like evil Red Riding Hood why does it kind of look good though I do appreciate D you can really tie your armor sets together it's pretty dope it is actually pretty cool Grimace is a taste bud what Grimace is a taste bud I'll not or yell louder exactly Oh wait [ __ ] I agreed with him oh [ __ ] a [ __ ] I'm going to Google that what is Grimace no not what is Grimace shake what is Grimace where did I put what was Grimace supposed to be the embodiment of a milkshake what according to McDonald's Grimace is supposed to be the embodiment of a milkshake the grinning purple blob was commonly been interpreted by others as a taste bud the [ __ ] apparently he's not a taste bud why would you automatically think he's a taste bud what the [ __ ] is that really where people's brains went when they saw him like oh he's obviously a taste bud who the [ __ ] would think that he was just like a [ __ ] entertaining little blob guy I didn't even I didn't think at any point he was anything and people thought automatically that he was a taste bud a taste bud that's crazy that is such an insane leap of logic lamu official lore we're learning McDonald's lore with my McDonald's themed Cape uh now that was it ring ring [ __ ] it ring oops I forgot about all this stuff rcon he was Ron what like they they were like a taste but is bad for marketing Fally red condom into the embodiment of a milkshake what kind of [ __ ] weird cyberpunk world that we living in some dystopian future where people are red cunning giant taste bud monsters because they're not adver Advertiser friendly I'd buy milkshakes from a taste bud they'd know best who's going to know a taste better than a [ __ ] milkshake did I just sold my shovel who needs a [ __ ] shovel I don't even need loot I'm just going to get into fights what am I doing let's go find kill the uh hoppies let's go kill the herpes on the beach gri used to have four arms I feel like the L the Grimace lore is just going to keep developing by the end of the stream it just like Grimace was a 7 foot tall taste bud milkshake from the 70s that used to dismal children please let unlock the whole lore on Grimace like only guys from the US are going to know what Grimace is as well you get back it's forbidden to outside I wouldn't let me in to be honest they used to sell spaghetti McDonald's used to sell spaghetti I can't imagine anything more disgusting than McDonald's spaghetti they can barely get burgers okay you know singing dude I really [ __ ] could go for a pizza right now though why am I going to loot dude I can't I swear to [ __ ] my brain is just in am I stuck I'm [ __ ] stuck oh my God I'm completely stuck what the [ __ ] I'm I can't move can Missy step out yes oh my God are they suck they're not following me that's why get over here dumb MCD smells spaghetti in the Philippines and it tastes good if you like ketchup tasting pasta I do not I feel like in fast food places I have you seen that one in China like Fest like uh McDonald's in China has a or Burger King has a burger that's just like 18 slices of cheese in between two burgers patties and it's in like the Philippines or some [ __ ] such a pretty song cheese slice Burger look at this [ __ ] thing look this is a real item this is a real item at Burger King look at this [ __ ] thing it's real this is real anyway let's initiate this fight [ __ ] where do I go for this all right I'm going to send Shadow hot down there I'm going to have aarian stealth and then I'm going to keep the boy up here it doesn't matter though I think they're going to be changed into some other wacky [ __ ] shh listen have it your way that that sounds like somebody said in Anger like they were selling burgers at Burger King and some guy came in was like I want 17 slices of cheese on some bread and they're just getting Ang like they're like we don't do that you can't order that and they just got pissed they're like have it your way you [ __ ] animal guy dies of a heart attack on the spot can I just listen quietly let him wand off and die waves becking you drowning out all against music hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah crushed it just give me a free suffocating yearning suddenly Fades as the spell no no it's this mask is wild feels weird to be wearing this kind of gear this this early on kind of cool though titties dudee that's not okay everything's going to beine I would have been demonetized anyway I wonder if it censors their boobs if they're you know randomized wait oh my God mer is what the [ __ ] mer is a GI meron's like a lot more middle age than I remember and he's got a weird shell Shield at least he's stronger meron is like way more tanky now oh he keep resisting the the thing keeps succeeding stealth I need to get oh [ __ ] I have to resist the song I'm just going to use a rang attack [ __ ] it get [ __ ] God damn it all right so unchanged unchanged are they all unchanged oh my god really no it's [ __ ] tiny damn alen all right weird fight really strange fight meron got changed more than anybody that's [ __ ] surreal uh can I commend him to just kill himself flee Grable flee that'll break concentration 42% why not come on go damn it mini alen yeah wait no no no I can nice I forgot how flexible Rogues are oh [ __ ] I forgot we made shadah hot stupid so they're going to suck at resisting this uhoh yeah nice try nice try got 22 AC what the [ __ ] are you going to do you cannot do anything I have 22 AC what are you even going to do oh my [ __ ] god oh my Jesus Christ no merun oh my God merun [ __ ] Jesus Christ no what the [ __ ] is that damage holy [ __ ] oh no I'm lured I'm [ __ ] oh my God I'm [ __ ] I'm so [ __ ] I got oh we're l oh my God we're screwed there's no way oh my God all right I saved right before this at least Jesus Christ I think the problem here is it's it's just making them stronger I'm [ __ ] oh my God that this one having like seven turns is crazy oh my you're [ __ ] you're so [ __ ] Jesus Christ oh my God all right round two [ __ ] all right touche probably could have expected that let's be honest such a pretty [Music] song um I guess just do the same thing maybe moreel turn into a giant demon and kill them all that yeah please yeah please he ask can me say please all right such a pretty song okay um I'm I'm terrified to do this by now maybe we'll get lucky sh listen you [ __ ] listen douche you shouldn't go be standing on the water you're going to get absolutely [ __ ] up in a single strike peaceful um come back to the shore oh no you should yeah I doing this again all right and he is a tiny null and that's just a sheep that is literally just a sheep that's with plus 44 HP that's a sheep with plus 44 HP that is [ __ ] oh my God it's a boss sheep they're all so [ __ ] reasonable except for the Sheep that's hon that is that's hon straight up wearing weird clothing with a hammer and a CR what is this mask that I keep seeing I've never seen this it's crazy I'll don't ruin it for me I'll come come across it eventually hopefully that Shield does that sheep doesn't [ __ ] us up though I like it um I'm kind of terrified of the sheep what can it do it can't even attack let's try and knock this lady out of her thing [ __ ] off saving throw successful I you need four party members if it becomes impossible because of the difficulty curve in the three of us I'll just put it on oh my God that sheep just flew had a full on flying animation I want to play as a sheep oh my God yo being able to see the flying animations for all these races is actually pretty fun oh my God Jesus Christ not again not again not again with this not again with this oh my God at least leave meron alone okay we resisted the song I could save there's no in no Universe do we win this fight um 80% chance a little bit of damage AC and surge lacerate o nice 80% he's almost dead that's good is he burning he's bleeding he might die that's something oh oh he succeeded one of our checks meron meron the [ __ ] wolf guy is fine we need this guy dead he's so strong that guy is really strong can I [ __ ] him up somehow thunderous Smite not enough movement much like oh [ __ ] I never used my [ __ ] GI Yankee thing see this is how how you know I've never played a ganki is I completely forgot about their major ability okay that's something I keep forgetting to use hex this is why I don't take it okay the Sheep if the Sheep [ __ ] me up oh oh no oh no leave moring alone oh my God it's got so much movement range did it just use luring song it just started using luring song okay good die nice and then we'll tank this guy out good [ __ ] oh oh I'm [ __ ] I'm so [ __ ] this red Cap's going to [ __ ] my ass oh why did it run up and sing in my face oh no I'm [ __ ] how is it concentrating on luring song while h me how the [ __ ] this is [ __ ] immune to lurd ooh wait is it going to get an attack of opportunity on me or is it concentrating nice come on this could be big take that fall damage concentration broken [ __ ] if I put hex on them they would have died [ __ ] this [ __ ] goofy ass sheep OKO you should do a g Yan Druid run since since it's beyond strange it is a weird Master Mash Up of characters classes and races nice dope good and nice if I was going to do a giane run I would do something fitting you know like a bard oh oh [ __ ] um that was my action that was just my action why did I do that I can't even revive him gnomed it [ __ ] dude the damage is pretty [ __ ] good yeah cuz 1 D4 necrotic 1 D4 fire 1 d10 plus 5 really good on a hit infused with one of your smites the target must succeed a day a con become days I absolutely should have gone Paladin that would have been crazy dude being able to do the camera angle oh [ __ ] a little help please wait can I oh no a oh [ __ ] multiattack did that hit me oh no I'm good die damn that thing must have [ __ ] me up op sword that sword is dope it is a very good sword feel they buffed it I don't remember being that good [ __ ] we're lur don't kill me don't kill me Mr sheep I really do like sheep please no nice I wonder if I seen The Naked withers's bug I have seen it on Reddit I've never actually seen the bug in person I always wanted um Withers to like join a fight though in the campaign like if you get to a specific thing if he has like a quest line or some [ __ ] he actually like joins a fight or something and he's like mad powerful but he literally like deliberately doesn't fight run you [ __ ] oh a sheet lover confirmed I am not Welsh actually no this this isn't right all right stealth behind the Sheep wait where's my sneak attack where's my sneak attack I accidentally moving off my bar again oh yeah nice 12 force damage too oh it only does force damage oh that's cool it's like the uh the near misser hand crossbow that's something that I would have been cool to see more of is like Elemental based weapons like weapons that only do Elemental damage not any physical damage like like swords like being able to get a sword like an ice sword or a fire sword imagine if you could get like one of the flame swords that you can summon but as a permanent weapon even if it's slightly weaker than that instead of doing 3d6 or whatever it does 3d8 it does like I don't know [ __ ] normal weapon damage but it's only fire damage so if you have like fire increasing abilities and uh [ __ ] like that it would be like extremely effective I make a fire sword build wait I should just [ __ ] Smite this thing damn it oh my God no way whatever this sheep is too powerful oh no no the Sheep is too strong is uh tactician difficulty he even bars and everything man oh [ __ ] that was cool knocked it prone and everything [ __ ] uh oh God damn it no [ __ ] stupid [ __ ] is it going to [Laughter] fly that's got to be the best [ __ ] flying animation in the game there's no way I really want to play a flying sheep now so badly can't do nothing [ __ ] no leave aaran alone oh it's just leaving what is that movement range [ __ ] man that's crazy strong it's just going to fly back around I can already it's just going to fly back down I knew it you can't fool me you [ __ ] sheep dude if this thing runs away again what is it doing why is it actually tactically being smart what is this 12% chance [ __ ] dude dog come on good God man all right we need some way to uh we need a climax for the stream by the way we we got to like pick a major thing to do can you guys think of anything we need a big fight like a big [ __ ] fight where like a lot of crazy [ __ ] can happen o betraying The Grove like get like a angering what's her name so she attacks The Grove cuz then they'll all turn into different crazy [ __ ] right so it's Druids versus um tlinks good plan Goblin stronghold I guess that could work I could go and I could get the um ogre horn and then run to the goblin camp and then fight all of the Goblins out in the uh in the outside of the goblin Camp so we'll have ogres on our side that are super strong and then just a [ __ ] ton of like creatures and goblins just to see what random [ __ ] people turn into God damn Rogues are good for movement being able to Double Dash is so good die this [ __ ] god sheep come on that's something this the sheep [ __ ] one shot oh God damn it this [ __ ] sheep will you the Sheep has a shield did that work no oh my God finally why was that sheep so [ __ ] strong oh they got oh god um no yes I mean I don't know this is okay okay I really want to see what's inside of the iron flask too oh yeah kill the nulls also big fight then whatever comes beside the iron flask wait kill the oh that's such a pain uh we could go do that I guess H yeah [ __ ] it we'll beine there we've leveled up now so we're a little bit better more survivable and stuff I don't think I get an upgraded Elder blast to level five though which sucks level two spells will be good I'll take a cloak cloud of daggers [ __ ] it pack to the blade nice that that is huge for us I would go back to the chain but my creature is not going to turn into anything interesting cuz it's it's player based all right good [ __ ] Battle Master [ __ ] it I've never taken Battle Master so why not what's the what's good Battle Master stuff evasive footwork you can evade attack by imposing disadvantage of Mele attack you for one round strike Sonic strike Commander strike which is which are good I was I feel like trip attack pushing attack is fun dising attack and menacing attack an additional eight 1d8 damage and possibly frightens damn that is good but these are all one additional one one8 rally is dope repost trip menacing oh repost that's yeah yeah repost is a must that's super good oh I totally forgot about this repost is dope dising yeah dising could be fun get get some of these op weapons away from the a fainting attack can do 20 to 30 you can use both your action and bonus action to turn aut of turn uh to attack a target with advantage and deal an additional one8 [ __ ] it all right why not nice o I kind of want to go Arcane trickster but how often are we actually going to kill anything I feel like Thief will be a better bet all right I'm never going to use that but I will bind pack weapon bam what is it wait doesn't that scale with your charisma right so I now do way more oh that's good oh that's so good nice uh nothing new except an extra bonus action and then all these [ __ ] things so attack ranged unnecessary fainting attack dising attack and then repost right wait shouldn't I ask for that whatever all right short rest time to get going I'm at least going to quick save and then initiate that fight with the Grove though actually [ __ ] that let's just let's let's go straight for the cave with the NES wait that that null fight is going to be [ __ ] impossible wait maybe it's not what if we turn the null against them and then they'll become like a super op creature of some kind on our side and then all I have to do is convince them right oh [ __ ] oh did you look oh [ __ ] I didn't loot the hoppies do I need to though I mean we're already pretty strong I feel like I've itemized enough but [ __ ] it wait can I just go to one of them instead that'll be so much quicker yes no turn around turn around turn around turn around what are you doing oh my god oh it did that [ __ ] super fun thing where it doesn't change the character that I'm controlling how do you make your character so handsome it took about 6 hours of character modeling perhaps they they don't have anything I think they might be bugged in particular the city is a veritable Feast of sweethearts there's like n There's No Loot that one has loot then Slimmer pickings out in this Wilderness nope I think they're all bugs this one has a shield a shield of devotion oh I can use that to give everybody AIDS hold on Aid AIDS aids for everyone unless it takes it off my bar give Aid to everyone AIDS no it's just for it's just for whatever that's fine and never mind it gets rid of it when you want equip the shield all right that Shield sucks yeah that was not worth it they had like nothing who is Gail I don't know him sounds like a nerd I don't know some guy I'm going to I'm going to [ __ ] teleport that'll save so much time all right what about the Goblins in the cave too no I just want a big fight at this point that and a couple of free levels up would be really nice H feel like with a little bit of work this mod could be like extremely fun oh my God wait is that guy it's aridan I can actually talk to him no way what up aridan you big [ __ ] what up dog thought you was busy with a f look at me looking up at him he's so big not no more contract didn't mention no goblins look at the textures on those eyebrow Cuts better weapons big hands don't know what I expected that Relic buried in the ass of nowhere I'm glad you like it from a wizard too I should have known stupid thing to die for it's weird that it's already keyed in like the mouth moving on the face looking down and I wonder what like they have to for this to function and him not just be teing it's pretty impressive I told them dog I'm so [ __ ] ex ex sanguinated bore it looks healthy bloodless Pig meate oh okay so that was the pig's dead my friend staring at it won't bring It come on we'll never fix these brain worms if we stop oh okay so I'm assuming aaran that's one of the animals that are St to do the souk hate your channel get out of here Alexander why you in here love the Warhammer stuff hey speaking of which I'm going to be going back to streaming that and potentially making a couple of videos when the new patch hits cuz there's some pretty exciting [ __ ] happening that I that I'm somewhat involved with I say somewhat in I'm not sure what I'm allowed to talk about but I'm I've been directly involved with the feedback of this upcoming patch so is pretty exciting okay I I'm under NDA you'll find out about it when when when it releases you know what I mean or when it's publicly available you'll you'll know about all the changes that are coming before it even releases but I have been involved directly oh you [ __ ] dude I hate the pathing sometimes with that the fact that they automatically jump dog please please just the return of Warhammer 3 I haven't played it since the 18th of September so it'll be like a coming back stream you know I'll do like a playing Warhammer 3 again since like 3 months ago since like two months ago uh stream or whatever oh wait okay small null fight here that'll be fun actually you know I'm just going to go straight to the this one up here that symbol in the blood what does it mean oh what the [ __ ] no it didn't did I save yes it totally [ __ ] is that a tentacle oh my God what happening that's a steel Watcher that's a naked lizard this is a they I that's a tentacle that's crazy that there's just a tentacle here they turned into humans oh wow that's a big demon guy that's I really like this this dude he he's like an underrated NPC I think I wish you could do more with him or get him as a companion or something he's [ __ ] cool if you are involved directly that means we can blame you for any and all changes that suck I like it it's not not that much involvement it's just that they took some of my feedback for from some very specific things which is uh which is cool I literally am not going to mention anything else can I is there any way for me to sneak up on uh on this I think I [ __ ] up I think I didn't hit [ __ ] C so they discover my companions then I got dragged into into the fight let me let me do that again the demon guy can fight with you against Rafel and act 3 I've never been to the House of Hope I'm working on that in a uh Co-Op campaign currently uh we're going to we're going to do that eventually but I've never done it it's one of those things I kept putting it off and uh yeah right maybe if I get there fast enough I can I get him to all right it's still Flyn so all I got to do is blast one of these guys and my turn it'll be Flint yes no what oh my God is it cuz they got pulled in dude it interrupted the dialogue wait no wait no wait what did it bug out I think it bugged out small crabs hyenas giant giant dwarf woman [ __ ] I nailed that man what the hell ooy hello baby girl how you doing don't call me that that's weird it's baby dad or baby man baby man baby boy baby boy baby man Sy call me baby man what does it mean I'm fine all right everybody come out of stealth he gets a turn I run and now he's a ghoul now he's a weird ghoul let's hope this actually works talk to me of oh my God he actually oh that's so weird onto yours oh that's so strange through her eyes are pulsing red Feast ooh oh God these things are [ __ ] heinous up close when you actually get to see them um sewitch your mind the Beast DS the very deep don't show me it's weird [ __ ] [ __ ] Syle glows marked on their flesh and something within you stirs in response out the other NOS do it it will be super cool your presence the NS t b rides in EP host something St yes now he's on our side sort of temporarily a little go kill that these giant there's so many naked T flings wonder if any of them are going to be exorbitantly op that one's pretty strong [ __ ] cindus what who is that even on I'm going to sneak around [ __ ] this that shoot [ __ ] hand wielding a halber that's actually dope never seen Mage hands mid combat I forgot you can double you can double uh cunning action Dash and then do another Dash and then get right close to this really naked dwarf woman oh it's that guy oh okay all right okay whatever that's fine that that was a lot of damage though that was a lot of damage please don't just kill me why me what the [ __ ] why Jesus [ __ ] Christ oh my God I'm screwed there's no way get him giant woman or just yeah that's fine too oh God oh God don't SN at everyone all right time to try out some of these abilities baining attack n's 28 's 29 dising attack not enough movement [ __ ] I'm so sick of reading that dising attack nice action surge wait I can use it twice oh it just use superiority die dude I really need to just do a wall Master fighter at some point like these guys seem really strong is that dude in the cave shot I no that's some person I think OE I think it's one of the the women it's the lady in the cave with the where the hag is 6% chance to hit why disadvantage from equipment oh they have something that gives me disadvantage uhoh he he hits like a [ __ ] truck hold on I'll be right back ha e all right I'm back oh being pulled away all right all right I want to try out this [ __ ] fainting attack use both your action and bonus action this turn to attack with advantage and uh bonus damage dude being able to attack with Advantage is huge o um how the how the [ __ ] is Flynn doing oh they just absolutely [ __ ] them up please kill this guy War Gaz whatever his [ __ ] name is what the [ __ ] is this fight why are they all naked why how come you're not acting why there's a null with with a knife and shield that what oh there we go why did we come here why did we come here again wait okay I remember why we came here that [ __ ] flask this is dumb wait hold on this is going to take so long I want to do the goblin Camp cuz I got to go somewhat soon I I have to go pick up my girlfriend I have some prior commitments but I need to I got to see the goblin Camp fight I have to see the goblin camp fight I say we beine for that go to the town talk to the ogres get the ogre horn and then beine for the uh straight to the goblin Camp wait [ __ ] how do we get there oh yeah we can just go right you can go this way just have a staring sneak in the back he is pretty good at that it's crazy how much the camera angles change the look of this game like if this was a third person game [ __ ] need something no that might be worth a look the staran always sneaks into the back see now you're making him sound like a sexual predator why you playing with only three uh I wanted to cut down the amount of companions I had if we weren't playing on tactician I probably just would have gone solo that it's curious if the shoe fits the shoe not fit you I can talk my way out of this I am a god of talking my way out of things oh that was close oh [ __ ] I'm I got to do I'm going to do astral knowledge Charisma first to get proficiency and then we'll talk to the ogres cuz that's important inscrutable markings right there's my boys stranger what up be you friend or food the markers oh we can put friends this is going to be easy we got this how regretable not food friend and you no all right Jo us tempt me give you flesh nice nice nice nice well spoken indeed cool dope we got the horn we can summon the boys that's now we go to the camp how the [ __ ] can I not get down here whatever fan rolls a one it would not surprise me does the hor look different that looks like unique now am I going nuts or does the horn look different that [ __ ] looks fancy now hello look it unless you got another reason to be here as the s can I rub poop on my own face fores through you Authority ah whoops I accidentally crushed it a nice this a oh do it I can put poop on my face right um whatever calls you SM cross your face it's not your first time oh my God a sorry disapproves Shadow H [Music] approves I can't believe you did it you stupid idiot go on mate enjoy the festivities you earned it do I get stinky for a while dude you should wait what's the wall paint decorated with war dong I just have War [ __ ] on my face I literally just have [ __ ] on my face and flies buzzing around my head damn I wonder how many people have actually done that I still have poop on my face I don't know I don't I'm good I'm just I'm just really messy and dirty I don't know what that trust me all right cool all right it's time there are so many people here that are going to be enemies all right I I'm going to go up here and then aarion here [ __ ] it and Shadow hot can stay down here and chill oh actually I'm going give shadow I'm going to have shot the horn too go go wait I can just [ __ ] miss you st what am I doing stab Volo the souls are coming why he's a nice guy all right here we go time for a big messy [ __ ] fight get this guy first there we get a lot oh oh and Shadow heart it's a turn first nice actually there's not a lot of guys that got changed let kind of underwhelming there's a lot of do shall I reroll what do you guys think roll yeah or not yay or nay oh my God it's scratch the ogre became scratch wow yeah roll I'm curious to see if we can get anything truly wild feels like the big stuff just bugs out and then everything else like I don't know can't hurt dog the [ __ ] is that thing whoa God damn that's something I haven't bumped into yet holy [ __ ] I'm assuming that's a House of Hope related thing that looks pretty demonic oh [ __ ] okay well we may be mildly screwed because [ __ ] oh my God look at the tiny little meat guy Goblin sized meat guy this lady just straight up has naira all right oh my God multiple are taking the turn at the same time oh Jesus oh [ __ ] yeah Repose get [ __ ] oh Jesus shut on [ __ ] quick blow the horn oh yeah where be but what the [ __ ] is that thing uh where are the [Music] ogres um is this a cannon is this a cannon from the [ __ ] gift ships I thought it was a giant bug will it help if I like get off here what if I like jump down oh God what if I jump down is it a path thing is issue yeah it was a p whoa whoa my God whoa okay wait why are they all medium fight what's happening holy [ __ ] that's a big Ogre wow lumps normal pretty much chalk is a tentacle one of the ogres is just a straight up tentacle that's a skeleton these guys are like me like attacking everyone apparently if only I had some somewhere to get away now that would be nice don't I have the boots that give me Misti step I've already used it damn it no it cost a bonus action I just got to survive this one abolute man I'm curious to see how this goes oh oh no she's dancing and just got blasted by some crazy [ __ ] n on me holy how many [ __ ] abilities [ __ ] oh my God stop putting me to sleep and then waking me up dude putting me asleep to attack me and then put me asleep to then attack me is insane is this thing going to shoot yo what are they going to attack each other or rattle oh they're going to attack them though oh my god well oh my God big fank big fank that looked really cool God damn crush the B no don't do that please don't do that nice and juicy holy [ __ ] what's happening not good oh no no not the deing ogre not the the ogre with no animations anything but that oh Shadow hot is so [ __ ] dead Jesus Christ never mind I'm dead this [ __ ] getting seven turns is insane but him using them so oh how the [ __ ] did he get up here [ __ ] Misty step God damn holy [ __ ] that's a big walk the ogre animations dude they're way too strong ain't no way how do I even hell craw is a really [ __ ] cool ability though can I just jump across nope what can you even do I mean the [ __ ] oh what did I just pull in what happened leave her alone oh God did that work just chug a feather fall potion oh there is like a a goblin hole you're right go of wish that thing shot like an actual uh Cannon oh they're doing work damn that looks cool if only it being that big really had like an actual gameplay effect oh it pulled all the [ __ ] in up here like whatever the [ __ ] that is oh it's a earth Elemental that's an Al bear no way that fits in the hole okay okay the lady with nairu is coming after me whoa eat [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I think that through oh wait if I oh [ __ ] if I die it's it's going to load at least we can see another set of people and hopefully so I want to get the ogres in closer oh we're so [Music] [ __ ] what is this Perspective Third person is sort of cool though oh there it is damn it all right at least we get to see a different uh thing now I have an idea for this all right let's move Shadow hot down from here because apparently it bugs out the horn completely or you and then we will engage the fight you being arrested for a each [ __ ] and then [ __ ] we got to wait again what the [ __ ] oh my God is that what I think it is oh no no way that's crazy wow crazy looking dog oh [ __ ] it's flus no [ __ ] way what normal vth is crazy to see grab the traitor everybody else is normal what can I even can I just hide like wait God they just [ __ ] up Volo no not me not me not me not me not me eat [Music] this what did they go over there again why over here stuff your belly brother what the [ __ ] is this what did Luman line turn into a throne of corpses what the [ __ ] what is that I didn't even know that was an like a person yeah the orthon bed the [ __ ] [ __ ] oh my God they're a tiny snake look at that it's the snake from that [ __ ] thing the one that kills the little girl if you let it that's cool and then FK is just some guy I want to try I want to see if we can get them to spawn next to us this because you can cast speak with dead on it oh oh [ __ ] really what happens if you cast speak with dead on the throne do all the bodies talk to you and [ __ ] his name his voice absolute disarm you and gr you the truth it's a it's nightmare oh they didn't even oh okay oh they don't have direct line a sign on me I guess hello why can't I just walk around that's a saber 2 tiger why can't I just walk around uh I guess I'll finish this one off okay or just kill her entirely can I kill this one she's break dancing that's she's a straight up break dancing when you deal fire damage with a leveled up spell T of [ __ ] oh Dwarven splint mail is good take that I equip that now nice G splint mail really good giv me more Constitution and [ __ ] it's a wild shape yeah I know can I is this just totally bug can I just kill oh there we go and now I don't have an action to blow the horn wait it's not an action is it an action no it's not come on summon them in somewhere useful don't summon them in super over there on the right that's a little closer I guess wa big ass me man brother the feasts begun damn it's not far from an ogre to be honest that's a huge that's that's a huge isamar a asamar [ __ ] can I just bounce through the hole in the wall what have they to damage all incoming ju damn it [ __ ] what what just happened when the wear's down they rise up once more with h their HIIT BL St and are grip by Shadow possession yo okay you're wearing medium armor on AAR so he's getting disadvantage no he's not wearing armor he's wearing the graceful cloth oh I just killed the [ __ ] King these summons are nuts get them brutal leap the boots nope oh the gloves it's the gloves that are medium damn it yeah I didn't know they were medium I thought I equipped the hell Rider ones oh no I'm wearing those those are those are Caster gloves though which is crazy man I have got to get those for my Caster run damn it giant Dame alen oh my God damn that looked cool it's pretty dope when they're slightly Big Crush look at this little spear [Music] R get [ __ ] crush the ooh yeah wait who oh my God brawler ruts down with like Revival [ __ ] like he's a [ __ ] player character gbbo o hell slam would be cool hell slam oh [ __ ] I killed Shadow HW oh [ __ ] [ __ ] die gbo yes run flee yo it's that guy from the the thing I've never seen this guy Butler of ball yeah I've never met this guy he's part of the uh [ __ ] um quest line right the the uh durge questline right just just to confirm those spoilers he's Spott of it in some way uhoh oh my God Volo got bigger but isn't even the in the fight he just got big for some reason and now he's apparently a beast oh they just got [ __ ] up that's not good die Dam alen die isn't she immune to like just all damage or like Immortal I mean she always comes back oh crush him Crush Crusher oh yep he oh I don't want why did he shot me on his [ __ ] I'm good man they're really [ __ ] him up this time oh please no that's rough these guys have got got a [ __ ] strong role we might actually win this die get knocked off [ __ ] can the enemy get an imort immortality status from aen probably not the [ __ ] just happened there go bolo what was that don't you dare shoot me booy P he's called P what a good Goblin name shot and aaran or dying yeah they'll be fine get knocked off come on woo nice oh my God the [ __ ] was that just threw a bomb I think he just killed yeah he did he killed Shadow hun way to kill shot guys please do face reveal I so unnecessary man I've thought about it for for doing uh cuz it's better for streaming I think I prefer watching people who have a webcam plays into the content good disheveled chicken that's a disheveled chicken that's a one HP dis disheveled chicken what the [ __ ] is that weapon what is happening cat cam yeah I thought about doing cat cam I do that my my cat sat right next to me right now we're going to win this thing and all it cost us was aarion and shot Jesus Christ I just watched lump kill a chicken but there wasn't a chicken who's The Last One Alive Su and this [ __ ] guy who's apparently Immortal is that just going to [ __ ] up the thing it looks like he's a model look how tiny they are they're so little I actually can't see them this dude's so [ __ ] big what's prone I don't even see anything what are they a plant I don't think this fight will end until brawler rut dies somehow and he won't die I wonder what's going to happen can I hit him oh nice whatever that wasall is dead they going to kill him oh there we go all right that was it look at these guys look at these big [ __ ] lump still lump F's [ __ ] huge now it's funny that they stay in these like this is just what chu looks like now it's somehow more intimidating all right all right well fun stream I'm going leave it there cuz it's getting late I got some stuff to do whatever but uh but yeah super fun mod uh kind of wish it would change the actual characters a little bit more but it does add some nice flavor to the game and some good items and [ __ ] for early game I've still got [ __ ] on my face ew it's on his eyes oh my God it's on his eyes oh oh God that's [ __ ] awful and he's not blinded all right well it fits the G think you've always been pretty shitty looking now they have the eyesight to match all right anyway yeah thanks for watching guys thanks for donos thanks for just I don't know watching the content new video soon I pretty much got hofling part 3 fully edited I'm just really tempted to just add an extra couple of minutes of act two onto it cuz I haven't started act two so it's either it's like end end it now before act two or just finish act two like do a little bit of act two and then put that in but then how do you end it you know what I mean anyway yeah but uh yeah thanks for watching guys and I'll see you on the next stream oh yeah check uh the links to patreon Discord in the description all that kind of [ __ ] join the Discord was a bg3 chat there's a video suggestions chat if you have any ideas for like videos or streams if you find any good mods let me know all that kind of good [ __ ] but yeah all right I'll see you next time guys

Channel: Okoii

Views: 179,532

Keywords: baldurs gate, bg3, baldur's gate 3, baldurs gate 3, baldur, gate, warhammer, baldurs gate stream, streams, balurs gate, Dark Urge stream, baldur's gate multiplayer, multiplayer, multi stream, multiplayer stream, permadeath, 8 player

Id: XtQ2DYfmDbk

Length: 261min 43sec (15703 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 10 2023