🔴 Baldur's Gate 3 Enemy Randomizer

shindel rin's [ __ ] house you see it huh [ __ ] Clan grab your gear wipe your asses suddenly you feel an unfamiliar weight amongst your a curious multi-sided you sense something inside it a friendly [Music] face egg [Music] that's enough where are you taking [Music] [Music] silence [Applause] sentries to Arms State your purpose quickly you've talked to one of our Queen silver Knights and hold the Lost weapon yep prove it [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] you an avatar the undying Regent God damn it I beg your messy just steal all right hold on let me change the game capture give me a second oh I was doing warh last time [ __ ] all right b g three here we go hold on and any second there it is hello hello it is time for a randomizer today so I've been talking with the guy who made the mod he's a very nice man and he uh has been patching this mod and made it more accessible and I suggested that it would be much cooler if the enemies actually turned out to like turned into actual random enemies right instead of just like these sort of reskins where they have all the same abilities but their models are different so the the animations are kind of bugged so it's been changed fully now so when they morph into stuff they actually morph into different things I might need to update the mod I just realized but we'll try it with the current current build just in case we don't get any bugs but uh and then I don't know maybe we'll do another one anyway we'll just jump into a new game I'm do I'm going to do balance you're going to see why as uh they can turn into literally anything so they can turn into a oh that's not good uh oh [ __ ] wait is this not working what the [ __ ] happened it was literally working yesterday oh no oh no no no no no no no no come on dog don't do me like this come on dog dog no please come on dog I tried this yesterday it worked absolutely fine I'm telling you I'm telling you all right let me impul some stuff save all right let's see now oh boy I'm going to be real mad I'm going to be real upset if this is broken I tried it last night and it worked great and it was super fun mods Bron not Bron mods wonk working work ah [ __ ] oh it won't work by starting a new game wait what do you mean what do you mean it won't work starting a new game we could always do Sands again I'm not I mean I'm going to have to do sands on a separate thing this better work what the [ __ ] decided an elder ring randomizer plus other mods hope yours is just as chaotic as mine I mean I think Elden ring is inherently more chaotic than this game come on please please please don't [ __ ] break please don't [ __ ] break that would suck no more naked guys no naked guys no naked guys no naked guys no naked guys no naked guys [ __ ] why is this happening oh all right I'm going to try something M tool all right let's try that why is this happening what's with the naked man dude oh please don't tell me I have to cancel the stream this would suck typical or moment how dare you this literally worked yesterday this is so annoying I literally got this working last night I took the [ __ ] thumbnail the thumbnail that you you see before you or have seen come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on no Nick guys no guys no [ __ ] no [ __ ] no dicks no [ __ ] no dicks no winers and winners and peens come on no winners and dicks yes are you w he fixed it he fixed it somehow what it not work now don't don't say that don't think like that don't think like that all right who are we gonna be boys I'm thinking bod maybe although bods are not very reliable they're kind of weird bods are sort of weird I'm going to be fast with this cuz it usually takes me a long time what do you guys think throw out some suggestions Paul blot I don't think we're capable of making Kevin James as his iconic PA blot m m cop saucerer no bod sorcerer why a saucerer casters are super weird wait oh you know what what if we win a wild magic saucerer what do you guys think wild magic saucerer how about a dwarf dwier saucer of wild magic yay or nay [Music] fellows yay or nay wild Magic's fun here's the thing though I'm going to be picking up very legendary items and all of my spells are going to be super shitty and low level this is the only thing that I'm I'm worried about no one no and a and a sea of yeses all right [ __ ] it we'll go with the DGA uh all these can trips suck dick we're going to go with Ray of frosts Firebolt shocking grass for close range and then friends light is okay Dancing Lights is fine they both have their uses but they're quite minimal friends is extremely useful melee and then ranged options for people with different resistances what is the actual proc for wild magic wild magic stems from the W of the turns within the saucer wielding it uh Wai need to burst free sounds like a really big fought stems from the forces of Chaos turns within turns within and then waits to burst free that sounds yeah di this is diarrhea wild diarrhea anyway activate to gain advantage in your next attack roll ability increases the chance of wild magic SE is this just for spells and not through cantrips by the way I I played a a uh I almost said a bonic drud line a uh draconic bloodline sorcerer they're actually pretty dope you you can pick a uh a magic specialization and I made an ice saucer so you do you add your charisma modifier to your ice damage uh that combined with a bunch of um canant trips and stuff that I found and a bunch of Buffs I was able to do about 30 damage with a ray of frost on average and then when I got the Charisma robes and my ice buff at like level six and then also a the ice staff that you the underdog I was able to hit for 30 inflict shield and then if I hit them again I hit for like 60 to uh 60 70 and that was at like level six or six or seven and obviously it's a can trip so you can throw it out every turn and with if you use metam magic you could shoot two beams at two different characters for like 30 damage and applied chill to one of them pretty [ __ ] tits build pretty good anyway moving on wild magic uh we got to pick spells okay this is an interesting one because I kind of want magic Missile maage armor would be good all right I'm going to go Mage Armor uh because we're not going to Chronic bloodline so I'll be able to use it that's maybe a little bit of a boring one but it's super going to be it's going to be super useful it's going to be very useful and we're not going to be able to wear armor anyway wait wait can we wear armor because we're AAR didar get armor proficiency or am I thinking of um the dwares right no I'm thinking of Shield dwalls or gold dwars yeah Shield dos are the ones that can uh wear armor never mind all right how about chromatic or because it sounds good in a thematic kind of voice you know romantic orb and then Mage Armor no magic Missile is hella useful how about magic Missile and Mage Armor two classic DND D spells yeah do I hear down by the river dude in the early access the only song that played when you were in this menu was down by the river and I listened to that song on repeat creating my character for an hour like 300 times down down down by the river like nonstop on repeat it's in my it's burned into my brain for all eternity is bro from Brooklyn I I'm from the UK I just have a really [ __ ] accent I could talk like a proper British gentleman if you prefer or I could talk like a [ __ ] guy from from Brooklyn I'm walking here wait a is that Brooklyn is that wait is that that's Brooklyn okoy down by the river cover went I could just do a screaming cover like that one guy that got famous for screaming wait did I miss a Dono no it would have read it out I've got amazing Plankton based TTS anyway let's get on with this while magic acolyte is useless I'm going to go with uh folk hero because it's very useful max out Charisma obviously [ __ ] wisdom actually wisdom's kind of useful intelligence is useless Constitution is decent dexterity is more important than Constitution because it influences your AC strength is useless because we're a little casty guy we're a little magic boy so 17 Charisma 10 split just for the discovery B Constitution 16 that sounds good all right and then [ __ ] aana we are a dumb wizard I'm going to go persuasion and then actually you know what aana is kind of useful we'll just stick with that [ __ ] it all right this is good all let's change his appearance I think I have to go with his face it's my favorite face because he has many chins now if I can get rid of the beard oh [ __ ] his collar covers up his many chins all right well let's customize his penis cuz then I can look at him no don't oh well there goes my monetization for this episode um I didn't think it would zoom out [ __ ] all right I want this I want the extra chin I think it's I think it's it's done that don't forget every bug is intended uh oh that's true wait uh SSD with five euro Dono holy hell it's lar random don't dude it's lar random it's epic random XD don't forget every bug is intended that's true that's true every bug is a feature it's just not some of them aren't very fun features all right how about oh this one's kind of Twisted oh God uh the guy oh this is that dude from the Underdog that you blow up this one's kind of good all right I'm going to go with this one cuz it looks haunting for some reason we'll give him nice regular pink skin color um we'll give him freckles cuz freckles are cute we'll keep him nice and young young fresh sorcerer oh that's rough I'm not going to click the genital option and then all right what face paint um we could have squid eyes come [Music] eyes ooh edgy face we could have Mike Tyson esque face tattoos could have powerful levels of Mike we could be like a level 5,000 Mike Tyson you know that take phase five and call him Biber bang we call him what's a good name Biber or something what about oh we change his eyes too a I like the little black eyes wait what does he look like with black out eyes no see that's creepy a yeah we're going to go with that that that adds a little bit of levity to his mood I think maybe a little bit of eyeliner he's been crying but can I use red for bloody eyes I think I did this last time did I do this last time guys I think I had a bleedy eyed ganki all right bleeding eyes what if I just make him look metal as [ __ ] black lipstick goth chick lipstick maximum gloss all right cool and then we give him a little fish hairstyle so like the little lay over the the the hair kind of side thing like this oh oh yes some really disgusting highlights like maybe green hell yeah dude dude hell yeah dude this guy's metal as [ __ ] this guy's [ __ ] met average death tones fan oh man I like death tones when I was a kid no I like the yeah all right and then maybe facial hair then we just throw it off with a mustache nah that'll looks silly I the mustache immediately just reminds me of me oh my God I like the chin thing can I put green highlights in it Ah that's just Shrek esque now see it's changing his Hair Co no I like that the the the regular beard is regular color he's a little bit of an aging metal like an aging punk guy too yeah let's uh put some age into him this [ __ ] guy there we go there we go it's the guy at every metal concert it's the guy at every Punk concert ever it's a it's the Hot Topic manager oh you ask him anything and he size flicks his hair over his over his forehead oh fun watch up punk Boomer yes I like this all right good [ __ ] this is [ __ ] awful all right proceed this will the I like this guy I see okoy wanted to random his character got this Abomination this was unfortunately a combined effort of all of my the power of my combined autism 40 years and he still [ __ ] in mosh fits exactly he broke his like he broke his neck and he shattered a couple of vertebra he right back in there um what do we call him shitty him uh dwarf Mo um what do we call our dwarf blubberin Hodge the Podge Biber bang Biber bangs your your mom but you Mom Biber bank's your mom or bber Bang's your mom bber Bang's your dad call him short Todd 69 these are absurd names John Biber bang John Biber bang is pretty good John uh Biber bang wait John oh man my chemical dwarfism my chemical dwarfism that's pretty good I like my chemical dwarfism what do you think all right we're going with my chemical Doris nobody's going to suggest something better than that there's no way all right let's we we don't need this actually this is fine I'm uh we'll go with um uh hwk for Big Mommy energy and then we'll make them look which is the ugliest I guess that's subjective we'll go with the this one big green bald no hair a mustache um can I get a light mustache what if I wait what if I go for like the stubble one like this and then make it green the same color green like that oh that's yellow wait I almost had it all right that's fine it's not important it's really not important all right there we go that's fine looks like my wife oh my God you lucky man dude what's with the green what do you mean dude if this I this mod better work now I'm going to be I'm going to [ __ ] my pants with impotent rage should this not function correctly all right let's get it oh my God look at the image dude he looks [ __ ] awesome look at the profile picture my chemical DM oh great we've created something special guys I'm so proud of you o what mod okay check the description if you want to check out the mod it basically just randomizes all the enemies the mod developer is very very uh nice guy he's been in my Discord sort of uh like talking to me about the mod and stuff and sort of sharing his development of the mod uh he's basically just developing into a full randomizer mod so what it does it randomizes all of the enemies and uh you'll see when we get into our first taste of combat all right let me get find this again to zed so I can easy jump I really need to do an extend has anybody done a long haul play through as a uh as a dwarf yet cuz I haven't done one and I really want to good good oh I didn't change his voice oh well whatever Sim D is the mod Creator yeah Sima has been in the uh in my Discord Simon Sim Sim soses nice guy Z unsubscribe to British to British what do you mean you have a license to unsubscribe Hello Co dialogues you should roll a random number uh and pick that option ooh that's kind of a funny uh idea hold on random number generator we are trapped uh and then minimum One max four I'll change that and then we'll just we'll do that why not [ __ ] it why not the dialogue could be random too why not just remind me to do that guys when we get in dialogue okay you know what we'll try we'll test it out with this you realize you're talking look at that lipstick please before they return all right so Wonder four oh my God that zoom in all right uh hold on here we go random num J one to four two right we pick option two option two you sound afraid why enemy so many enemies um then we go back then we randomize this is going to be very time consuming I think there's wait three out of how many options there's three options all right here we go one there we go easy and then [ __ ] one maybe we just do this with important dialogue from this case oh this one yeah so this will be an important one so this is a good time to do it but from I think for most of it I could just skip through three all right I don't think I'm going to be very good at three but we'll try oh I'm actually pretty good at dexterity I forgot oh T I'm so sorry guys tides of chaos uh activate the gain advantage on your next attack roll ability check saving throw n I'm good we're going to nail [Music] this no don't you're going to [ __ ] it up you're going to [ __ ] it up you're going to [ __ ] it up no no no no no no no no you're look how big my hands are oh my God oh my God is that how big dwarf hands are I'm a [ __ ] mutant bra what the [ __ ] why are my hands so big I've never noticed that before holy [ __ ] I have some [ __ ] grippers God damn kill the M FL before the this thing I'm just going to kill it yeah [ __ ] it dwar punch it you going to slap it or oh my God these big hands oh he's manhandling them holy [ __ ] these fingers dude wow is why supposed to be very happy I'm pretty sure my chemical dwarfism is gay but you know maybe he's you know what is it the non [ __ ] he's panexual he he really wants to get it on with a with a non-stick pen all right here we go for convenience I like this character man I think he's just the right amount of waffle this is your end please no throbs and tingles I will monologue for you all right moment of truth actually TR this there's no major decision you can do here without them just all right here we go is the combat going to be randomized here we will find out we will address the matter of a cure for this infection once we reach the material plane push her off all right here we go and no why is it not working oh my god dude I'm going to flip the [ __ ] out no way no wonder it worked no [ __ ] wonder it worked right hold on I have an idea when did I last save all right I'm going to oh [ __ ] wait it won't work now whatever hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on I know how to fix this I think I know how to fix fix this uh [ __ ] oh why is modding such a pain oh good God maybe it doesn't count because it's staged it's staged what do you mean uh all right this should could potentially work hold on hold on hold the phone rusi breaking everything okay in my defense it worked yesterday and you [ __ ] you can eat a bag of dicks all right save order [ __ ] and then you do the stuff and then you do the how do you launch again launch game there we go all right it should work supposed to fight imps maybe no no no no no trust me dude the it's every enemy I I tested it last night extensively I got a thumbnail and everything I got to the third thing it was supposed to be randomized isn't everything staged though what do you mean Oh you mean like because these are Prett determined enemies it it shouldn't work no no no no not not the case wait it already saved when I first started I'm not loading that fall back even the bosses everybody dude it it randomizes dude this randomiz if allies get into combat I've had it so they get randomized too all right okay I got to get through this fight though magic Missile I probably should have done that oh no I killed a couple of them wait I think it might be functioning cuz I just did double damage wait it might be working now because I just did double damage surprising all right we might have done this boys we might be we might be onto something here we will see magic Missile uh be able to that talk can't use that can't o new robe all right let's uh let's drip check oh this matches our hair yeah we're going to keep that it's not very sorcery wild magic Sur you might trigger a random magical event when you cast a spell ranging from deadly to ridiculous please please the more ridiculous options the better I'd love a wild magic extended mod actually you know one that like extends the parameters of the wild magic to do way more effects and crazy stuff that sounds fun all right here we go Moment of Truth please please please please please please please please please please please oh yeah oh yeah it's [ __ ] working oh that's mystic Carion he has 143 Health that's mystic Carion and he has 143 Health that's just Mystic caran that's just straight up the guy Mr caran you know the boss the guy he has life asence office he has his unique staff that he comes with he has 143 Health we're [ __ ] there's no conceivable way that we can win this fight that's we're [ __ ] that's just straight up Mystic carrying from from act three level one huh level one huh 143 Health level one huh is that true that's going to happen we're [ __ ] we're so [ __ ] it's not even close all right you know what take this thing mama what will you do now I have 16 AC you [ __ ] dork let's see you even put a scratch on me Mystic caring Mystic [ __ ] stupid [ __ ] here we go oh what are you going to do you going to be a baby little baby tides of I'm going to do that cuz I'm I'm dead I'm literally just dead in a single hit that's really not what I wanted um Mystic Caron's poisoned curse oh no oh no that's not what I wanted please don't why is this guy have a huge s oh yeah it's random oh no what do his AC 11 oh he you just suck then yes okay so we have a 50% chance to do extra damage but and we're and we're dead all right round two let's try again okay this is why we're not on tactician difficulty right here this is why does the randomizer not scale HP no I have it on full noal spot anything can spawn there you go now there's just a l like a level one sacrifice culus with 6 hp and uh the dream visitor but as a a t fling there you go this is what I mean it varies it can be could drastically different get bean to death nice then we uh yeah anything can happen this is the beautiful thing about the uh the oh oh yeah there's a thing where they turn into other characters that the mod author is working on sometimes they turn back into the characters sometimes uh luckily the double hit thing kind of eliminates it sometimes but uh it does sometimes make them respawn as a new guy but they'll always be very weak and killable all right come on give me some loot give me some loot come on damn it so the the enemies have a chance to have good items and uh obviously we want that for very obvious reasons we need to be bloated with good good loot please two cazadors literally it could be we could go into a room and all three enemies could get turned into into Raphael for all we know you know it could be anybody infected also if has anybody noticed how cool my camera is and how far down my camera can go and how much can get up in in my chemical dwarfisms absolute bidness you may notice this have you ever seen these camera angles did you do your homework kitten this guy looks like a Discord mod so bad daddy will buy your Discord Nitro nice cam that's not me for what boobies ad you going to romance Gil Gale sounds pretty gay to me dude I don't quite uh you got the camera mod let you look up and Target slimes on ceilings uh maybe I don't know actually I know was exactly the the the place that you're talking about in the uh Grim Forge and uh maybe but you get a nice different perspective of stuff so you can look up and be like oh look at the ceiling look at this cool spiky thing look at the uh look at the cool scenery over there look at you see the wall you see how the um how the tentacles on the wall have this kind of like mirror penon that um you know you don't like uh how the uh the architecture of this weird ithd uh thing is yeah interesting right it's cool seeing the the game from a different perspective like you wouldn't have seen before you know are you discussing how to pronounce ooy eroy it's not ooy oi okay it's ooy it's O and COI you could say whatever you want though it doesn't not matter the console hums to life you put in your tape deck and play cool music hideous squirming in your head then discomfort Fades and another sensation washes over here wi the Pod to open I'm good without the tides of chaos I'm going to need that oh wait I can just replenish it at the uh thing the console proess why two eyes um I I'm going to be honest with you it doesn't the word doesn't mean anything I made up the word because it had a lot of vowels in it and I wanted a name that people wouldn't steal and nobody wants to name ooy so I took it I've been ooy for literally like 12 years you know online perpetually I've just that's just been my name I never thought YouTube would take off so I never planned to be a YouTuber so I didn't know it was going to be my YouTube name you know what I mean that was just my name on YouTube when I started uploading [ __ ] I like it though it's usually not taken I can be okayo in most things not going to get the purple explosive thingies uh we're not going to need them we have we have giant hands that we can crush and malleable their heads with malleate look at this expression These Hands by the way holy [ __ ] look at my hands compared to to lazelle's hands look at the hand to hand if if we were involved in hand-to hand combat she'd be [ __ ] dead look at the hand difference dude look at these [ __ ] grippers have you ever seen something so menacing I want to make a dwarf monk now I could punch a hole out of the ship and jump out of it that's [ __ ] crazy he's got like Shrek hands like fullon Shrek grippers my dog's name is okoy that's a lie bet I hope he's a good boy though once inside do as I say who put you into do as I say or I will crush you with my huge hands kyank what you she just called her the nword but in get yany would a monk saucerer work hi ooy hi hello did you just assume that dog's jender well I assume it's a boy if it's called ooy that did not I did not intend for that to rhyme why am I watching this all right it's randomization time baby oh my god the thany guy just got huge wait a bunch of them didn't change H that's there a tiny lady a really tiny lady with a with wings got another tiny lady and we've got what's with all the tiny ladies in here a giant mind flare and Commander Zach didn't get changed interesting so he didn't get changed he has the same amount of stuff he just got little I think the Mind flare just got really big what what was that did you see that what what the [ __ ] he's doing like a tentacle jump scare holy [ __ ] like 1 second of technical jump scare 54 HP 52 HP these are two Hoppers Hopper lurin and Hopper L we're [ __ ] dude there's no way we can they've got 50 HP I do like three damage on a good day we just started what is this what is this get him oh nope oh God this tiny woman's going to beat my ass oh yeah we're going to die we're going to get [ __ ] up here oh we can try um infected wounds yeah ah ooh that was big see the double damage that's that's a 50% chance of that happening just to make the game not completely un undoable it to make it winnable you want no match for giant mine flare this is the problem with spells though is they're not particularly strong right now unless oh who's this meron where did you come from you're so big where the [ __ ] did this kid come from and he's huge oh my God wild magic was such a good choice holy [ __ ] what meron came out of [ __ ] nowhere you escaped from my pocket Dimension child no the the aggressive child I keep in my pocket with low HP escaped oh go oh [ __ ] oh no what the [ __ ] was he a method oh he had death burst on Oh no merot just [ __ ] killed us all he [ __ ] himself too oh that's mud okay that makes sense I think he was a mud method technically o get him yes [ __ ] him up oh yeah you can't hit me I got 16 AC lady oh you couldn't if you tried all right and then finish him off with another one of these oh they got 2 Hp no it's a waste oh man oh my God look at the tiny little B A why does it look like it's got pants on anybody El see that it's it's sted up like it's wearing pants all right moving on wait oh the God they're so tiny and difficult to see Rolo edoy method is probably one of the uh more common wild surges oh really I thought it was completely random I didn't know some of them were more or less common I thought it was just entirely randomized wait where' they go am I blind where' they go I didn't meron Harper oh they're right there they're literally right in front of me I'm blind I'm so blind all right uh Bam Bam Bam good [ __ ] and then we finish him off not enough movement not seeing enough movement I can't jump cuz I think I'm in mod oh because I muddy muddy yeah all right whatever or shooter 25 % chance what's her AC 14 carin's guiding hand items kill that lady we she has items you know that the BS are anatomically correct wow bores wear pants and their as a part of their natural Anatomy that's amazing nice try nobody hits my chemical dwarf is oh he's going to [ __ ] that M flare up dude shocking grass yeah oh it turned back into an imp that's not great going to heal finish off the Imp with no animation as if it couldn't get more impressive uh I can't oh oh there we go bunch of items fa symbol it's amulet you have advantage on intelligence wisdom and Charisma saving throws that's [ __ ] good let's send that to my chemical dwarfism creature ration oh oh wait no that's not that good I thought that was the one that gives you um blur every time it's your turn game Prof with long bow sh bars oh you can keep those I guess all right I guess we'll take uh lasal with us we'll take Ladle this time maybe jump come on M player do the thing oh my God you hit this tiny woman the goblin Camp is going to be hilarious with this mod well this is like the mod in its Pinnacle form I had so much fun playing this off stream just getting the thumbnails like I can't wait until we get to like Goblin camp and [ __ ] like that there's so many so many enemies of all think about just the fight before you get into the um the main Camp all the different enemies and stuff the potential uh magic Missile AR Ray of frost yes go on critical hit ties of chaos wait what does this do again increase chance of wild magic surge oh can I do wild magic surge with my cantrips is that a thing if you can do them with cantrips I'm probably probably going to make a wild magic saucerer is it uh is it spells only or can you do them with can trips we're actually not doing too bad I guess the main reason reason zal is so difficult to kill is because he has 18 AC this early on get [ __ ] oh my go oh look at the tiny imp a let's [ __ ] kill it I don't think so it's only in leveled spells spells only give me it with can trips especially if it can be negative like spawning enemy um imps and [ __ ] good stuff all right let me loot that guy he has some potentially good [ __ ] oh come here come here tiny imp oh really whatever imp I is nothing whatever dude let's go help out the giant mine flare we're going to have to run past I think leave him to me connect the trans connect the what's that the [ __ ] thing from is it scanners I can't remember where it's from why not full Rando like last time this is full Rando what do you mean this is they just didn't happen to turn into something you'll see you weren't here you'll see trust me uh I did already get killed by by the caran guy from act three so it can be anyone it is fully random believe me it's just the more it's actual ah there you go see so this is actually this dude he has 16 HP he is who is this guy Mari marono R Randall Randall and just straight up draw Reglin that's just draw Reglin completely with 75 hp true Soul the absolute at strength finish blessing strength and suffering wait he has an amulet n hand trip spells deal additional for false damage when the wear drops off their points huh and he has all these resistances God damn indish blessing protected by the blood of their finish aners cambian have a plus two bonus to their arm glass so he has cambian Buffs too damn he has a lot of CI and stuff actually all right all right we're about to get [ __ ] up CU as soon as I run past we spent nine turns doing that fight so oh and we got a teeny teeny tiny little boar a and uh a guy called scorge and that's just straight up Minsk with 100 HP okay Minsk you are literally my favorite companion in this entire game My Guy please please please please please do not destroy me in a single strike he's going to treat me like that [ __ ] look at all this leadership Aura God damn dude come on my flare [ __ ] him up with a crit or something damn it all right I'm going to have to do something here uh blessing of the trickster gives stealth checks what if I give yeah what if I give Lazelle self checks and uh stuff in melee God damn it um let's just try to get through [ __ ] it no no we're [ __ ] we're so we're totally [ __ ] what the [ __ ] my FL what was that [ __ ] parkour [ __ ] this isn't a time for death parkour [ __ ] started rolling holy [ __ ] he activated spin mode spin yeah all right let's all right dash and then get past I just sort of weasle our way through has good has decent uh AC with that armor on we should be able to make it through oh my God draw R can fly oh yeah cuz he's a cambian technically don't kill me don't kill me don't kill me don't kill me kill me kill me oh critical Miss [ __ ] oh [ __ ] all right I'm not going to be able to oh wait it doesn't impose an attack of opportunity nice go go go go go get to the switch get to the switch get to the switch get to the switch get to the switch no leave me alone tidy boore close fist of Bane look at the Teeny boore look at this little oh my God [ __ ] Jesus Christ dude is it my fault for thinking it's cute [ __ ] if that thing [ __ ] me up it killed itself it hit me so hard it died holy [ __ ] kill man oh my god oh we're [ __ ] wait we [ __ ] please don't kill me please don't kill me please don't kill me please don't kill me please don't kill me please don't kill me please don't kill me please don't kill me no what the [ __ ] don't repulser me oh the C's going to [ __ ] me out right no no rest oh I'm out of here no oh get me out of here holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] you made it in time oh my God we barely made it out of that ooh this is got weird handai Vibes imagine if the dragon was just some guy like it transmogged him in the cut scene all right just keep moving moving on that was close that was a close one at least we got some gear out of it though I can equip the gear when we get to the other side so I got a necklace out of that bit of XP that would be awesome I will say uh if an AI uh an Allied AI gets changed into a different character model they will retain that character model um as you progress through the game I think it doesn't matter as long as they're not like a quest NPC that has to do like a physical action cuz then it might [ __ ] the game up the but then we can just load so it's fine all right let's equip that gear so we got the uh face syet amulet so we'll have advantage on intelligence wisdom and Charisma saving throws pretty [ __ ] good pretty good pretty magy and we get a cloak right from the get-go so we have a little cloak for our guy good [ __ ] and the rest will sell for a pretty penny I'm going to move all the [ __ ] down why not like I usually do to keep my inventory organized keep all your important [ __ ] together and then anytime you loot anything new it goes to the top of your inventory so you know that it's you go and then you M for sale and you're done remember to manage your inventory boys should we get Shadow hot are we recruiting the shop this time or not I kind of don't want to this time is your character randomized physically too um no I made this guy this was intentional he's called My Chemical dwarfism and uh you know he's uh he's awful and terrible um recruiter are you sure I kind of don't want shadowa this time we had shot last time keep shot please [ __ ] shot simps all right I'm going to wake her and then ask for consent oh dude no I'm not the big hands oh she's fine he just crushes her with his huge hands he [ __ ] tries to wake her up just crushes her arms she dies instantly thank God I didn't kill you with my massive hands I remember four first things first lady yep oh sure about that yeah no no Let's Stay Together one thing it would have been all too easy for you to run right past my pod yeah I freed you you owe me a foot rub no you owe me a hand rub they need some rubbing these things are [ __ ] I feel like I'm carrying around two cinder blocks oh funny hat for the boy oh where did his hair go oh no what a look wow what a [ __ ] look big meaty claws oh yeah that's a debate right I think he was saying big Mitty claws like mittens cuz he has giant Mitten claws like big Mitty Claws and if you listen carefully he says big Mitty claws he doesn't say big M uh big meaty claws if you think about it it makes a lot less sense I I want to see the original script cuz I pretty damn sure he says big Mitty Claws and everybody says meaty am I like crazy and thinking it was MTI my whole life now he definitely says mey I will I will literally fight you outside in the in the in the copac right now over this I just got be meaty it's meaty see this is what I'm talking about everybody says it's meaty I don't think it's mey I think it's MTI big Mitty claws like mits big ass mittens mits mittens makes a lot more sense than mey big meaty [ __ ] all right let's get into a fight oh [ __ ] wait I'm going to do mmer and and then I'm going to make us both sneak oh that's not that's a red [Music] cap please no it has warning flare it's immune to all damage what happened no oh no oh no Unstoppable resistance to the next D remove the when damage is taken oh my God can I topple him 30% chance with this Advantage yeah go on come on will they hit me if I run nope all right good oh we're [ __ ] we're so [ __ ] please don't please don't [ __ ] me up don't Drop Kick Me okay we're good I can't believe that spawned in front of me all right Bonk him I can't do anything why have I not got the action um all right I'm going to give my boy Shield of faith is this a oh it's a level one spell slot no shocking grasp yeah can not what I wanted come on he's going to one shot the [ __ ] out of me I'm dead oh he just [ __ ] [ __ ] all over me um 75% chance let's go double hit good necrosis shocking grass come on don't kill me ah ah I'm dead that hit me 100% it's just lagging and yep oh God I'm dead as [ __ ] I'm totally dead wait blade Ward can I do resistance on me wait oh that's not blade wall That's resistance come on crit crit crit crit all right and then I'll push him away like get the [ __ ] away from me dog and then we'll run over here cuz they have little legs so they have less movement I think he shouldn't be able to reach me he shouldn't be he can fly he can literally fly why can you fly why are you able to fly why can you fly why can the Red Cap [ __ ] fly oh it's a me it's a mud method right that's why it's spitting mud and [ __ ] it's funny because it has Red Cap abilities and it also has uh mud abilities big yeah come on man we're so close I don't know why I sound it like [ __ ] Shaggy right there Zo we're so close that sounded [ __ ] up actually zoink scoop I'm going to come I'm so sorry no no no I didn't come on oh my God don't summon a man what's happening why is this happening come on I did it you could do this to me all right throw health potion over here revive boy boy Revival get turn push man away run to other no he's going to attch of opportunity run to other side of mud and turn man get turn use this thing to blast get killed win fight all right we did it and we only took lots of damage it's fine I can short rest though yeah we'll do a short rest we'll burn one this early on there's no reason why we can't that uh that all came out of me applying a [ __ ] Shield calculated summon Dr s all right let's see how this is going to go I'm worried but excited this is the best spot to go cuz you can go up here you can get a Firebolt and you can blast this the [ __ ] up y ooh that is some a DGA guy that is that sack [Music] I'm so [ __ ] we're totally [ __ ] we're [ __ ] we're totally [ __ ] he has 200 Health he has the water caller he can absorb elements ah God damn dude look at his [ __ ] stats 20 24 24 19 14 15 almost 20 [ __ ] oh my God we're [ __ ] there's no way an animated armor with a little prospecting tool and some short guy he is wet though which means he's vulnerable to lightning and ice so I can ra Frost that guy let's see if sack one shots us first though huh oh ow you want to explain how you emulate and gaze me with nothing oh [ __ ] can throw stones okay SRA chill oh he's only melee oh I can cheese him I can totally cheese him I can totally cheese him if he's only melee we can totally cheese him we just need to kill these guys first all right the double damage good [ __ ] all right he's done now I'm going to ice him cuz he's wet it should do double damage bam yes 122 he's almost dead I'm going to chug to get the rest of my health back and then we'll ENT turn don't one shot me good [ __ ] does he have the boomerang spear no that the boomerang spear is naira he has the tide callar which I think is a reward for uh an act three Quest or something I don't remember oh [ __ ] he's got a lot of movement oh no he's um okay usually they don't like jumping so I'm going to jump across like this and then sacred flame this guy to kill him come on come on yes All right one down and we killed the brain got the double the mag let's get up here like this all right end turn and then we we douche pad over here without falling over get away from him go up here and then I Ray of Frost the [ __ ] wait is he what is he resistant to nothing and he's weakened severely weaken this creatur's defenses 7 Ac all right I'm definitely going to be able to hit this guy easily then we blast him did the loot get fixed yes yes yes yes yes the mod guy uh the mod the modman The Talented modman um fixed the mod and uh changed it a little bit so now the enemies have a chance of having like one or two items instead of having a full set and almost always having a shield now it's very random they they they'll sometimes have maybe one or two items I just need to make sure I loot everybody what are you going to do now sack you're not going to he jumped oh no no no no please please please please please please please oh no oh no [ __ ] dude he's so big he's so big and scary Fireball okay can we jump back up can I is there any way for me to jump back up oh yes I'll jump over here like this and then jump over that little Gap right all I have to do is survive so I will disengage with a main action run to here uh why can't I jump why can't I jump I have a bonus action oh I need three meters of speed oh no oh no oh that's really bad don't hurt me thank you oh again be Bean oh please don't watch out me please don't watch out me please I'm you're like oh yes you missed you suck ass I wonder what his attack skill is cuz he's not doing too hot either I'm getting crazy lucky or he's not doing too great and then we d-pad up here like this uhoh nice all right apparently he sucks we get up here like this go back over here he'll have to go round disengage come on please tell me I can make the jump no I'm so close oh we're so close oh I was so close to surviving all right I'm going to jump here and then run away I guess I just what what do I do no oh they can jump up here straight up are they learning is the AI learning actively oh please die yes oh it turned into a brain this guy it looks like doesn't know how to jump up here maybe please nice this is a good sign all right let's Fireball no let's sacred flame this no let's in cive Smash oh that's not what I wanted um go here push them off all right how about here push him off yes yes [Music] no all right bad jump oh no don't attack don't provoke an attack of opportunity please Dash jump all right I'm going to risk it don't kill me don't kill me don't kill me don't kill me don't kill me don't kill me don't kill me don't kill me [Music] yes nice all right don't kill me [ __ ] I don't think there's enough room for him to jump up here yes yes kill this and then oh [ __ ] can I loot this oh look at all this stuff H those KET yes boots of signing movement hel this helmet and hoppy dude yes that'll be huge that'll be huge for us it's fine I can Skip One turn he's going to run keep running around no don't jump no no please don't no damn it you know what I gave it the old College try and that's what counts that's what counts I want to million points for that we did all right we killed two out of three two out of three ain't bad two out of three and then about 0% of the Damage Done to that last guy you know is good enough I think that went okay I don't even want to hear it let's try again hopefully we don't get [ __ ] Sahar again oh I forgot to make her sneak oh no that's off to a great start that's a big [ __ ] brain intellect Devour the Cub dead Fisher she that that's clearly alive [ __ ] I didn't even get to blow them up this time oh this is much easier dead car two dead people a dead Caravan agent and a dead Fisher yeah it'll be a short fight one of them's already dead uh what's a higher chance of hit come on yeah nice see that's my experience with that spell most of the time is it just missing all right I want to kill that thing more than them oh it's got blade blade W and resistance interesting oh it has some oh my God I think it has the [ __ ] endgame plate legendary prist and magical plate based on Armor I think it has the best heavy armor in the game that could be huge for us if we can kill it one damage nice [ __ ] nailed it all right these guys should be weak they've got like six HP each they're dead where's lazy lazy got caged she's in a cage we'll go rescue her she's lazing around in a cage right now 65 65 is it all going to be it all does the same damage all right Fireball Fireball oh it's almost dead good want to keep running you put distance between me and them don't get me don't get me don't get me don't get me don't get me all right head a dash that's good that means he's going around that's a big [ __ ] brain though o can I kill multiple in a single here there's no way for me to do that 45% chance 16% chance 64% chance no no uh can I can I move like just a little smidge without getting hit just a smidge like I'm going to risk getting hit by him just so I can potentially push this thing off no it's a bad idea can I push them in any way oh there we go nice that's something that's something oh close one SA flame for me always misses I don't know about you guys it's such an unreliable spell blast yes good [ __ ] all right then we got this in the bag 81% chance with disadvantage don't mind if I [Music] do these dead guys have really bad a oh okay they hit kind of hard though they're kind of like brain guys too I I guess die oh oh [ __ ] I forgot this one has like a shield all right I'm going to get far enough no I misc CCT great they might be able to hit me now this is bad I could di a single hit from this one oh it didn't Dash it's going to hit me no don't crit oh it dashed okay good we're fine uh it's got 6 hp shotgun grass 95% chance yes see the biggest issue here is if one of them turns into a um what what no dog what the [ __ ] all right oh I got so lucky die what show me the logs what the [ __ ] was that what the [ __ ] was that armor of Agatha is agus oh [ __ ] you damn it oh my god dude I think I missed out on that [ __ ] Armor now rip the legendary armor right rip the like the best physical protection armor in the game oh that's so not cool wait is that wait no no no no no no no please yes I got to turn first oh you're [ __ ] screwed yes oh okay that's not good that oh no that is really bad and that's also bad that's really not good at all that could not that pretend that literally might not be able to be worse let's see how it goes go away Miss go away Miss go away Miss I his AC is only 10 yeah but he still has 130 [ __ ] HP 30 yes one three damage nice three damage is good he's going to jump up here I'm dead that took him seconds literally seconds his AC is only 10 like matters does that matter it's [ __ ] orus Orpheus Morpheus go to the buffet and walruses red pill blue Phil Morpheus I forget I forget the rest all right let's try again red pill blue fill morphus walruses sea shells by the sea shus all right let's blast these [ __ ] I'm going to try and hit it as it paths next to the explosive thing right now A I didn't get him all right we got a mikid a fish fish man oh I want to play as AOA so bad that's a [ __ ] huge intellect of error I think it matters I don't think Size Matters is you know it's all about technique I mean that's a pretty pretty ridiculously huge intellect devour you know what I mean why does Oka keep losing um because there's what do you mean because the randomizer makes them very strong like this fish boy this powerful flaming fish boy or you know [ __ ] sarok or Morpheus God I love these this the act three scene in balers Gate 3 by the way where Morpheus offers you the red or blue pill so that you can exit the uh the M flare Matrix yeah go inside gu [ __ ] it nice of course a dwarf would say that what do you mean dwarfs are big in spirit Sean isn't in combat oh [ __ ] yeah you're right let's get a free hit on of course it's saved why do I even bother with sacred flame sacred [ __ ] ringe are these weak to fire still no they're all weaken though which is really good because it means their AC is super low is kind of making us this fight doable 95% chance to hit always good if you cast from turn base mode you retain your action point after combat thought E I really should do that more often I just like jump the gun and try and get the ambush in uh in non-turn based 12 I'm going to deal with this one cuz that has more Health die then keep running no don't hit me with your weird mushroom limbs oh big damage don't you dare fist me nobody fists my chemical dwarfism big brain got no brain I like how the literal giant brain had to walk around yeah a good point do I even bother with sacred flame no why would I it it's stupid and pointless uh can I could I interest you in being pushed off oh he [ __ ] died from that too nice imagine being so stupid couldn't be me dude we might win this one we might win this one this could be a win for us it's scared of us he just shuttered at my mere presence ooh um how's this for brain damage that was okay that was a good joke right um how take some brain freeze these are good I like these these are good pawns you're going to be mentally [ __ ] that okay that one was a little that was worse that was worse that the bar has been lowered a little bit my bad don't negative2 me don't bring that twitch [ __ ] here dog please don't tear me down all right minus three ah all right fair enough I'll take the L better make Camp soon might be a wild shot we barely fought anybody man we oh boots of Brilliance that is quite literally the most useless item I Poss possibly could have gotten because I don't have bodic inspiration but I guess they'll sell for a nice penting or I'll wear them because play your instrument restore one of your body against yeah I don't have those I'm going to keep my regular shoes and not clutter up my bar with this [ __ ] really could do with a level up round about now you playing with fire fool you're playing with fire what do you mean hey dude I lost the the monetization on this stream the second I showed hot dwarf coock in the first like 5 minutes like we're done like there's I can't even it does I don't even need to try and be PG I'll take I don't do this for for money I do this for fun [ __ ] monetization if I can't if I can't make crass stupid and idiotic jokes what's even the point it's educational it's it's like anti- educational man your your your brain is being sapped of knowledge and and uh and thought when you're watching me that's not the point leather helmet all right take this Shadow Hot Shot get the helmet um good [ __ ] I'm going to keep the funny hat uh oh we should go get Lazelle like as soon as possible though having a couple more people [Music] help is that why you made a dwarf what do you mean dwarfs are cool and they have big huge [ __ ] crazy massive hands that I didn't know about I I've never noticed I can't stop fixating on how big the hands are it's crazy it's like ogre hands on a human man he's got like adult man hands on a dwarf on a on like a tiny baby body and do you want to switch things up and make shot into a paladin or Gil into a barbarian Gil into a barbarian sounds pretty funny in the mud around that sh use your big muscles to lift this rock nice thank you shot my big hands do not come with big muscles three potions of [ __ ] speed oh I'm going to organize this too since i' I've got to roll with these I'll put in you know we don't need friends no we do need friends on the bar otherwise it's inactive that and if iing put it up by one stuff never healing potion to speed that this the other thing can trips melee stuff [ __ ] all right there we go damaging spells all right let's good get the [ __ ] out of here Gale wild magic Barbarian is top tier what could you be in theory could you be a wild magic Mage SL Barbarian with utility spells only is that possible cuz then you can use Mage Armor to get more AC and stuff there's got to be a build there right there's a build there for sure I kind of want to do some kind of effect wild magic build for sure but not a barbarian wild magic build hurry I've got one of those brain cor dude my guy looks like he looks like an aging member of like a metal band you know he looks like alternate reality Phil anelo I thought this said kill yourself and I must I do not remember this option there please please no dude I'll sell you a Five Finger Death Punch album not if you want keep that darling BR come on and you keep your distance no need for this chill Put The Knife Down bro I need him alive Stow that blade or I'll show you just how messy things can get promises promises but I have other business I'm afraid now I saw you on the ship uh I'm going to head BT him didn't I I want to crush him with my giant hands option oh I love that cut scene all right yeah yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes get in my bodyy all right cool why not why not and then I'll send you all of my lock picky [ __ ] so you can do that why not good stuff good stuff good stuff good stuff all this is fine whatever have a little Crown thing though I guess all right moving on let's find another fight he looks like the Undertaker from WWE yeah a little bit there a mind flare it's hurt that thing's bound to be dangerous even if level up moner death is for it can I loot it already [ __ ] oh nice push speed all right let's get to that I want to get to the fight outside of um the camp really bad onward and outward oh wait I'm going to level up too what am I doing it's level up time more spells for our [ __ ] weird metal guy sorcerer I don't know man you know what I'm going to go with enhanced leap I want to be able to jump and twin and extended spell I I would say or better especially twin spell twin spell is amazing like twin casting spells and can trips is awesome hand leap yeah I'm going to go with the hand sleep I think out of all of these it's the most useful for my guy who has no jump skill and also the most fun and easy for getting around and then maybe feather full I have a limited amount of spell slots anyway I'll just use them on like magic Missile and and Mage Armor uh see clerics are kind of boring maybe we go into something else maybe we just Respec her into a paladin and then and then she can be our melee guy a gal but then she has to be a good guy which sucks no you know I'm going to stick to cleric for now and I'm going to change her spells around command is good while I'm here why not adding vaults uh Shield of faith I guess for keeping me alive Les is also pretty decent oath breaker Paladin oath breaker Paladin could be good I never understood why um Menara isn't automatically an oathbreaker Paladin I guess it would be weird to code you know she's automatically CU you have to have the oath breaker show up and [ __ ] the oathbreaker night guy all right greasy bottles good [ __ ] I'm going to leave Gail in his portal forever and we're just going to move on and I'm going to go for Lazelle first though so we have an extra person oh breaker palad and kill the two TS guarding lelle oh yeah we could do that I kind of want to respect her though there's plenty of ways you can break your oath I can just go up and murder the [ __ ] out of someone you know what I mean like you know that lady who gets like like attempt assassinated by the bug bear for example yellow a all right all right all right if you Val your life walk away I could kill you with a single flick of my wrist de Maze come I miss her oh now oh enough gawking get me down say say pretty please never low all right get down here all right yes yes yes yes cool yes yes cool yes all right cool yes this is cool cool cool all right cool level up and then you can just go full fighter and Battle Master I guess nice and simple to uh to manage yeah X and surge good [ __ ] that Ganky hand thing which is like basically Bally useless astral knowledge uh Dex no wait no no a [ __ ] I forgot what this did Proficiency in all skills Dex has like one skill same with strength oh well IO why do you look like an average Texan citizen uh I was going for like retired gross Metal Head Festival punk guy the tattoos I was like douchebag 90s Five Finger Death Punch listening to kind of guy you know gross seedy Hot Topic like creep man you know you know the guy didn't say please shouldn't have freed her true true she did not say please up ahead we should check it out but be be careful I can smell him from here he smells like Victory oops has a dangerous looking good that's useful all right let's get to the uh Temple thing and then we can maybe Respec shadowa into a paladin then we'll have a some very easy companions to manage we'll have a warrior a paladin and a rogue not a lot of level up stuff pretty simple and then I I'll I'll have the comp licated little man I wonder if this mod would work in multiplayer oops what this or is it the ship you're shut up and fight me oh oh he's really big wait they all just change sizes that's a wait isn't that the kid from the thing oh my God look at that tiny teeny tiny child this guy barely changed at all these guys barely changed wow he just got big and got a lot of hit points H is just the one knife [Music] H just the one killer actually here we go oh oh God lots of Stack damage good [ __ ] then oh I forgot about this got to be the abity to create s different points oh I can't twincast magic Missile huh what if I twin cast ice stuff one damage and miss o I raise you magic Missile oh nice enchant a weapon each creature within six meters the next attack is a critical hit and oh [ __ ] is that for them too oh what they get a two that's [ __ ] I just took my turns this guy's going to the little kid going to [ __ ] me up child please oh no don't Gat me the [ __ ] can I command them to just like jump off a cliff tell you what we don't need big pap spells to take out these guys they're pretty weak yes die [Laughter] E I love how the bodies glitch out take this tiny oh my God it did the [ __ ] Fallout thing oh my God no way holy [ __ ] it did the uh [ __ ] Fallout thing no way it's a little noodle man wow that's crazy it it stretched out the the character model so it's just a like lanky huh I've only ever seen that in Fallout or like SC Skyrim if you make a character model small and then kill them they stretch out like a noodle man imagine if he got back up like that can I revive them that would be so [ __ ] funny dude I guess they'd be Norm normal shaped 30% dis what do they have oh displaced okay whatever stab oh I should have backstabbed them [Music] actually I forget how to use Rogues I haven't played a rogue in a hot minute especially a melee Rogue I've been feeling an itch to play a melee Rogue you know use stealth what not 92% chance [ __ ] it no don't hit me don't you do it uh I need to move these around too can trips together spells God you get so many spells with uh with these uh clerics what's good and what sucks with a cleric I have very very little little um gameplay with a cleric I they get some good free cant trips and [ __ ] they're very good utility wise Channel Divinity Channel Divinity original sin 2 all right big bunk 100% chance oh my God oh yes that's some good [ __ ] nice loot the child loot the long child the lengthy child yeah nothing what a useless child all right loot this guy yes crap some good loot items though some real loot items all right can we delay this Druid this random Druid old man Druid God they have a lot of Health 22 plus 28 uh all right I'm going to run here and then hamstring them is it hamstring yeah nice big hits and crits action Surge and give him another head shot [ __ ] you know what I should have saved it from movement now he's going to cast at me run into the vines like a fool what are you doing he's just going to stand there because he's hamstr strong aloy always anyways real talk did you fix the item drop bug since last time I didn't fix [ __ ] the mod uh developer uh see [ __ ] God I'm bad with names uh the mod Creator um [ __ ] God damn it all my shit's hidden s Simo in simoa whatever I I'm [ __ ] terrible with names the mod Creator fixed it he fixed all of it this stuff that's why the mod runs more smoothly now he's just been working on it uh so the the loots fixed the uh it all works like great now and he's added more functionality to it it's it's pretty dope [ __ ] you oh good dude this that okay wild Magic's pretty cool okay lady or man die pathetic all right ice then oh wait what was that what no tiny gimble Bo came back to life God why did he sound so strange go over there for a regular melee hit oh oh gimal Buck stretched out look at stretchy gimal Buck this is exactly the body type for I would expect for a man called gimal Bach just a long noodle man a tiny long noodle man with egg all right sacred flame cuz it doesn't require line of sight it does require line of sight what I thought sacred flame didn't require line of sight I thought it was the whole point huh all right oh you're doomed you [ __ ] they're screwed they're never going to kill me they're hamstr strong oh their hams run out [Music] no ah we're not friends anymore they broke my concentration now we're not friends friendship with with quana denied what's the meme [ __ ] uh goddamn gimal boach is my friend now good [ __ ] wait can I get a new outfit for for Starion oh this outfit's better anyway whatever the classic aarian puffy shirt oo can you spin the wheel for a class each time you Respec uh spin the wheel for a class each time you Respec interesting I guess just to like mix it up I kind of I'm honest to be honest with you I'm really enjoying the uh wild magic you know I think it's the first time I've played as like a mage on stream too we could look into that though or we could put um I could do a a spin the wheel for everybody once and just see what classes we end up with and I'll just be whatever it lands me on and then I'll make everybody whatever it lands them on or I could just do it for my companions like I could stay as a wild magic saucerer and then just make everybody else um different [ __ ] based on the uh based on the spin of the wheel you know that sounds pretty fun ooh Scroll of Mage Armor Don't Mind If I Do I didn't realize how much I would enjoy playing a mage in this game soleras are actually pretty dope it's it's one of my favorite things about the classes in this game is they're all redeemable there's no class that stands out like in most games where there's a class that everyone's just kind of like oh it's super mid except maybe cleric cleric's kind of the middle of the road class it's like not a super powerful Caster in most rights but it's a very flexible class and you can do a lot with it and there's like a lot of utility so there's no inherently bad class every class is decent but uh the some of the sub classes need some balancing you know what I mean like gloomstalker for Ranger is so good thanks B and then all of the other uh sub classes for Ranger are just kind of mid cleric is so strong yeah that's what I mean cleric skin what I mean is though compared to like Mages and stuff K is one of the best classes yeah depends what route you go down but I would I would that um mixing classes is is how you get the strongest spills you did equip your loots oh yeah all right we got boots of speed that sounds good for me why not no wait probably Lazelle because they don't have bonus action Sprint the begin of the wor turn granting enemies disadvantage of tech that's the Lal cloak I was talking about I'm immune to damage now amazing that basically gives me Permanent blur as long as I don't get hit ballist gloves that give gat and a plus one to attack yo wrap a shadow rope around a humanoid creatur's throat to start gring it inflicts 1 d10 um blud Jing and Kum three turns of Gro that sounds pretty good for aaran right they yeah they are definitely rogy I like it and then all right I'm going to have him just equip this too outfit change why not Thunder skin cloak every time they have reverberation reation why not uh Arcane absorption dagger when you kill an enemy with a melee attack regain one of your level one spell slots e that might actually be kind of good for shot because if I can lock down a melee hit they get a level one spell slot back but if I give that to um aarion he doesn't have spell SS kind of cool kind of cool though Ganky boots I'll wear G wait are they medium arm yeah you can wear them shot can shot wear medium arm yeah trade outfits for fun all right cool what else wait I can wear light armor oh wait is that not me yeah no I can't wear light armor whatever dude my beau book everything all right out there what's your opinion on four elements monk I have never played it I've heard that it's mid compared to the other two builds Way of the Fist is like super good for punching and Shadow Monks have a ton of teleportation utility and are just really good monks are fun as hell I really want to get a late game monk though because they they get stupidly strong at a high level all right what do we do here yes let yes it's me let me in I swear by the hairs on my chinny chin I swear by my rocking chin beard neck beard thing give Bo suar needs help now wait can I deceive him to come out I told him it wasn't safe oh get inside I'll Russ up some bandages that's the same as the other ones let's go inside it was me all along and I have displacement look I have displaced for two turns so I I've I'm never going to be hit ever again and even if they do manage to hit me I have 16 AC they've got to get past wait it's star on first I'm going to shock this man he's shocked to see us a wait it's not him I forgot it turned into this guy who the [ __ ] is this guy in his fancy Armor All right he gets a turn which means I want to close the gap get in melee range oh wait I know I'll run behind him like here stealth and then I'll I guess stealth shot him cuz I can't reach him yeah oh he turned back into the regular guy right okay so stealth get a little bit closer backstab bam oh big damage then I'm going to I'm just going to hit him with my stick oh he had some good [ __ ] uh quick spell gloves ooh yeah I'll take those [ __ ] it and the Assassin of ball cow you can see in the dock up to 3 met in addition you gain two plus two bonus initiative rolles and see invisibility cool that's definitely an aarion piece when you poison a fo heal yourself when hit points why not that sounds like an aarion thing bottle nut grease cool so we get some neat little thing quick spell flinger cantrips it cost an action cost a bonish action Instead This effect could be used once per short rest cool Qui spell finger that's kind of H basically get two can trips out of a turn that's not bad it's not worth a a hand slaught though I still think this should be be able to be used infinitely you know I mean maybe that would be too op whatever good all the staring got some stuff a cool Hood ice turned into a little rogue turn into a Rog man second knife no not me not me not not me sir dude we're getting up there we're getting stacked with these gears get some good pieces all right this is about to be a big fight cuz there's a lot of dudes involved all right this is going to be very chaotic see what I'm going to split them up put melee behind the door turn off the light get a staran out here Hide got to get shot up near the door hide then and hide open the door and then open the door get on the floor every do the dinosaur shoot a where is everyone what where's everyone gone huh Gods I need aink what is this normal how come they're not here did you drop the rock no I didn't dropped the rock this is the first time I've ever not dropped the rock oh [ __ ] yo that's cool as hell I'm going to get a star in there and do a [ __ ] stealth attack then wait hold on [Music] oh 60 [ __ ] HP [ __ ] dog that wasn't even worth the joke for that now I'm going to get beamed by this little man [ __ ] can I oh [ __ ] piercing strike offhand strike I'm still behind him so I guess he doesn't get an attack of opportunity so I can run away nice oh why did I did my turn oh he's surprised oh [ __ ] damn it that would have been great well I can go here now stealth stealth can't be threatened oh what a [ __ ] and this week on okoy has a poor grasp of stealth mechanics let's get out there get a free hit I can't see me I'm right there but you can't see [Music] me classic stealth f [Music] oh they turn back into oh die then dope all right this is working great legitimately actually good strats here I can't believe that worked 50 HP ooh ooh oh good stuff potentially very good stuff all right boots of a and comfort when the wear heals a socket it gains additional three temporary hit points uh um Shadow hot maybe she'll heal when you Spire an Aly using a b inspiration that's useless but I'm going to wear it because funny hat nope I like the other one well sell it why not absorb Elemental damage once per short rest take half damage from the next uh who doesn't have a cape all right that's a Lazelle Cape Lazelle take this cape uh shoot an additional dot whenever you cast magic Missile yes and I'm going to send the other one to lelle cuz she has like less ship than everything I think oh yeah we're getting stacked I like that the loot is dripping in bit by bit toggle the dual wielding thing on a Starion car yeah good idea I do not like the uh dual wheel mechanic like the fact that this is on by default drives me [ __ ] insane cuz it's it's only disadvantageous to be able to to to use both at the same time it's not like it gives you extra damage you just use your bonus action without even trying to it is CR and I don't like it all right if we can all right let's see what I'm going to actually wait I got to stop doing that I got to separate me and then wait okay hold on make everybody stealth separate me walk me over here open that door wait I'm going to quick save first open that door oh they're not in here okay all right poor Lazelle why Lazelle poor Lazelle lazelle's fine what does this look like I look like a guy at a [ __ ] this just looks like half the dudes that show up at a rent fair you know like a Medieval Festival like that's this this is the half the people there and then with a huge [ __ ] beer gut 2017 jackp the guy oh my God mean that's so mean that's so mean oh my God you just saw green hair I didn't hear a single Whiplash on a top of the morning to your laddies I didn't hear a single one do you think uh Jack Septic I ever looks back at that cringes as much as PewDiePie looks back at uh bro fist and cringes or do you think they they just accept it as like yeah that was the thing at the time cuz if I did if I got famous by doing like [ __ ] fist bro fist that you whatever like it's I I don't know it would make me cringe thinking back to it makes me cringe now but that's what early 200a was like I guess or mid 2000 Tor were that your leather jacket yeah true you know I'm just going to wear this for a while why not we can cast magic like this all right I need to Ambush them right this is going to to be rough though oh wait I have a better idea we'll move the fire Barrel over there here's the plan move fire Barrel you don't want to fist this ooy I'd give you guys a a knuckle touch if I met you in person I would bump fists but I wouldn't call it a bro fist that wouldn't be like how's it good Bros and then give you a bro fist I'll take a bro fist over the MLG montages of cod I mean yeah sure atast there's no skons all right how do we engage this all right disconnect me and then we'll keep everybody's stealth around ready to come in ready to get into the fight God damn it I oh this why I don't like controlling multiple companions it's clumsy and I'm bad at it all right and then I'll sneak out here cast a ray of frost into this man's [ __ ] oh I I awaken his in sexuality and then I run away cutting off the line of sight and then they that forces them to oh [ __ ] I forgot they turn into other [ __ ] oh no no not Orin [ __ ] oh [ __ ] you know what I'm going to be honest I forgot it was a randomizer for like two seconds I completely forgot they're definitely there you know what you think I don't see you Orin [ __ ] okay I think I did more damage to me than I did to her okay I'm just going to close the door on Orin God that's a big flaming fist MC can you even fit through the door ow [ __ ] well lazelle's dead it's cza it's tiny cza and CA what are the odds of two goblins what why is she there it's a Rand enemy randomizer man close the door I got water I swear I picked up water at some point I did right remove from Wares split send to Starion row water water water good for us heal get in front of the door to protect Aid with uh help I don't know why I'm doing this orin's about to clap my cheeks into the next Century oh she's really mad now orin's really mad now please no please no my God she just missed and did some tons of damage all right we got to do something big here um potion of speed magic Missile multiple magic missiles and I do four of them because of my necklace get [ __ ] oh I'm out of spell slots great all right Scroll of flaming sphere right oh I had it for a second there flaming sphere good [ __ ] and then it's this guy's turn and he can't get no why did I just get mind [ __ ] who how' they do that what was that was it this guy what do the Flaming fist mercenaries have that I don't oh I don't have an action so I'm just going to chill saza leave me alone I've saved you from the cage most of my playthroughs please be chill oh all right attack 2% chance to hit wow that's not good 30% chance good [ __ ] all right help uh we got to rescue aaran a little bit um heal aaran nice Shield of faith on Z and then the potion for staying alive and not dying horribly all right Orin don't do it Orin please what okay she just frightened everybody please don't [ __ ] me up it's weird saying her in Rage mode with a stick really strange all right how do I no more spell slots that's a problem 35% chance to shock she has 19 AC this is rough oh no oh boy all right well we still got two actions so let's try and let's focus on taking a couple of guys out right Fireball Fireball again can I get a mod where they get they get they say um the name of the spell angrier and angrier the more they miss like your third Fireball Miss he's like [ __ ] Fireball please what did orange just use I don't know some fear AOE thing it wasn't good immobile frightened can I range I bet I'm too close to you yeah disadvantage [ __ ] Second Wind nice a a healthy 4 HP no please get him IAM one damage I'll take it I'll take it I'll take it I'll take it I'll take it see invisibility that actually would have been useful when she was invisible would she drop a dagger or the club probably the club I think the gear is randomized even if the character model isn't uhoh this is kind of [ __ ] the AI is standing just close enough to impose disadvantage but not close enough to where I can hit them it's kind of Genius yes oh they just came back to life as the regular lady now or regular guy but he has a torch now I need a longer oh I could gr out I need to remember to do that out of spell slots um is she Undead she's a human wait Ain is a human oh wait is it saying she's a human because she's turned into that dude who's a human is Orin like a Celestial or a human or a what shape shifter what is she nice wait shouldn't I get a spell slot back what happened to his body oh it's the wet cloak that makes you wet all the time time it's like if Ryan Gosling was a cloak don't kill me ow all right not going so great I'm not sure we can kill over let's try 58% chance with Advantage 58% chance with Advantage One damage absorb elements lightning damage defected en deals additional one next time it deals damage with the weapon what the [ __ ] can I get absorb ele El can you get that on as a character thing absorb elements would be such a [ __ ] cool like um ability to have is like a melee build like an elemental fighter where if you hit them with an elemental type of damage they get a 1d6 of that on their next hit that would be so cool it's a cloak oh that's lazelle's cloak yeah but can I get that effect but all the time cuz that would be really [ __ ] cool for a build these [ __ ] goblins it's a spell 35 20% die CA all right we can kill her let's focus down this stinky lady makes the target more resistant to spell effects conditions oh I'm still concentrating on Lazelle Shield of Faith 9% Jesus with Advantage hell yeah chipping him down please don't kill me nice oh no can I push myself out can I push me out of that no I'm going to get hit nope still lethargic well at least they're far away close the door not a bad idea good idea I'm going to do that next time with Shadow hot die how they heal the [ __ ] all right you deal with that out there we'll deal with her in here speaking of witch stop moaning assarion you're fine you big baby it's just a extremely angry Shape Shifter lady with a club I guess just an off hand oh I crit for one damage nice ah [ __ ] not good wait concentration Blok and framing what the [ __ ] that's [ __ ] what broke my concentration anyway all right keep shocking grasping we can wield down no come on die I should have saved my spell slots no don't come into the room no stay out of my room oh they have a thing that heals them every turn you regain full hit points when you short rest your C SC increased by one or maximum 20 that's nothing why is she healing every turn maybe they have a ring they have that ring that heals them at the beginning of every turn on one of those items can I hit him without provoking an attack of opportunity yeah looks like it oh come on come on please I need this for me please yes they've turned into a tiny woman with more Health what was that what the [ __ ] was that what was that oh she threw a club and now she has a spear a javelin she threw a is that going to register am I dead oh she lost a rage because she failed to attack me nice going to try and topple her 50% chance come on no not great not great this isn't looking good SES oh boy okay come on come on die yes that's something no I don't even want to look at all the loot I could have had shut up Ain oh you're just going to rage oh come on chill chill chill chill chill chill no damn it no no damn it well something about fighting 130 HP Orin wasn't going to wasn't boating well potions I'm extending the inevitable if I'm using potions I got to find some way to survive man there's no skeletons this time H assassin Bob assassin Bobs are actually kind of cool there it's a legit there's so many strats that you can combine and make such interesting builds die all right I think with these are more tall more we got here first no that's nine fingers God damn it why does the club person keep talk turning into a goddamn tier three like endgame character damn it all right hide close door wait oh they're all surprised [ __ ] I should have got a free hit on them with everybody no [ __ ] no [ __ ] way oh [Laughter] [ __ ] they blew up the the [ __ ] Barrel oh no there's well there's just no way pumer grit the Risen Commander what is happening with this [ __ ] dress it looks like a decorative tutu what do you guys think just reload what do you what do you think reload or or no fight it out or reload it I got to move that explosive Barrel let's see if we can get a winnable fight f8 oh that's so much quicker I need to do that more let's see what we get this time oh I should do something with that Barrel though at least there's no skeletons this I'm going to move the bar a little bit further like here and then fire blast him in the back of the head and then oh that's doable that's totally do there's a child in here there's a shirtless child this will be easy they will be easy to slay all right that's very doable that's too easy die dead Goblin what a weird sentence one down uh Sor on o I'm going be to get a stealth shot out of this uh no is the range on stealth shots just super low it is right H regular shot then nope I just don't have line of side I guess oh there we go wait dead child dead child oh well dead child that turned into a man that's fine and then shot shot gets the last laugh [ __ ] it wait where' you go okay cool damn it I swear sacred flame is just dooky ass surprise surprise surprise nice can I come on there's there's no way there's no line of sight there come on okay that'll do 30 HP stacked I'm just going to finish this guy off magic Missile ooh he almost died now I'm really close to this Barrel not good really bad potentially [Music] H disadvantage I'm just going to let him come to me it's the line of sight here sucks ass wait they're just going to blow the barrel up aren't they if you blow this Barrel up you big stupid idiot yo what up H what up boy what are you looking around you're kidding you're you're kidding F recruit Alis looks like beist to me that might still be too close I'm going to move it like here is that too close guys or can I blow that up what do you think too close or no adoy tell me a Warhammer 3 race to play for fun I can't find a race at the moment to just binge play uh one that I've been enjoying a lot lately is um scrag the slaughter for for the ogres um go play him and but but just keep one Province take a bunch of um settlements and then give them away to people for massive diplomatic bonuses and uh have like a make a monopoly of allies by by giving them settlements it's a new way to play and it's super fun also scrag is underrated explosion oh yeah that works [ __ ] perfectly nice yeah you guys nailed it that was the perfect distance I was unsure get blasted lady to the [ __ ] Shadow realm with you God how do I get there without going through fire now what oh she's so short I can't shoot her behind the can I sit on this bench no why oh nice o Dead come on dead easy [ __ ] why do they keep going back to life die Bon all right maybe we got some good loot out of this what do they have nothing furry boots I'll take some furry boots why not I don't think they had much much of anything they were almost vanilla I think they turned into random [ __ ] too didn't actually drop anything damn it no loot for me it's been a long day that might be worth alcoy they keep coming back cuz it's a bug that's been fixed in a slightly newer version oh oh wait that's when you fixed that when they when they turn back into stuff you totally fix that now you need to update the mod damn it but that would break up the whole stream this place wasn't built for the living I guess it wouldn't take long to install H yeah I can do more of these These are fun I can even install the mod and then continue it afterwards cuz some of the situations later on are really going to be [ __ ] hilarious I'm going skip that room and just bust down this door wait I I don't think I can wait all right we we'll just lockpick it nice armed scribes no sign of a struggle I wonder what was so subversive about their words they commanded protection is even worth taking the weap cuz they're just going to spawn with new ones slightly new version allows transformation to basically anything that has an in-game model which leads to super dumb enemies sometimes also less bosses ooh yeah all right that's J cuz that won't take long to install so I'll do that in the background anyone stilled him how many playthroughs in is this play how many playthroughs in what do you mean like what like it's not a Perma death I don't just restart the whole campaign every time we lose I've I've already died in White play like 10 times like 15 times or something strange coin I want wonder what this were that'll be cool for a shot wait oh wait how many times did you play the game oh um [ __ ] uh I've actually never completed the last battle I've gone to act three and done bits of act three on different playthroughs and then I get sort of burnt out and overwhelmed in act three and also the writing and it like act three feels a little bit more rushed than the rest of the game so it just sort of is a little bit more overwhelming I've seen the last battle like I got to the point where you fight the last battle like where you summon in all the allies and you fight all the stuff and you they shoot like airdrop [ __ ] at you and [ __ ] I've got pretty far um but there's still little bits of of uh act three tucked away that I haven't finished and [ __ ] act three is a mess yeah it's a little bit more um I I'm going to quick save it before we do this fight I'm going to get this new version of The Mod real quick cuz it's on a brand new voion what it what it just [ __ ] break now though that's the thing that I'm worried about if I break it again somehow all right yeah I'm s I'm I'mma change this around so when these new enemies get summoned in none of them have that bug uno momento [ __ ] how do you do this again oh yeah okay all right hold on expl order all that good [ __ ] wait what hold on oh wait I can just have the video playing in the background hold on I have an idea shindel Ren's [ __ ] house you see it huh [ __ ] Clan grab your gear wipe your asses suddenly you feel an unfamiliar weight amongst your a curious multi-sided all right this should work fine cador's Palace is much smaller than I expected dude I did cador's Palace recently like legit Rec like literally I last night or the night before I finally got around to it in my multiplayer act 3 group and uh it is you're right it is way smaller than I thought I was expecting it to be this huge place it's not at all it's sort of underwhelming but kind of a relief at the same time in a weird [Music] way you are the kind of guy who eats 90% of his chicken wings I don't ever not eat a full thing of food when I'm eating what's the [ __ ] point that's dumb you eat all your food who the [ __ ] out here wasting food all right hopefully this should work yeah boy all right this is the new version Oh a Cobalt a I want to play as a Cobalt so bad dude we got a Cobalt some lady a tiny skeleton a dead Goblin the dead Goblin thing is kind of funny some stuff that oh I thought this was the lady that [ __ ] tries to rob you or whatever the beginning of act three IO what's your favorite part of the game and why is it all of act two I actually didn't like act2 all that much I think the enemies are very one though there's not a lot of variation it's like 99% Undead Shadow cursed enemies and then a couple of gith Yankee and other enemies sort of mixed in it is very well written and I love cathic Thor but uh act one's probably my favorite in terms of um variation quest lines actual impact over the story with the Grove and stuff and then uh what's your oh what's your least favorite part of the game why okay yeah yeah sorry sorry I don't know I assumed you liked act two yeah act two I don't I like the writing I love Krick Thor but I do not like your lack of control over the story as it gets into late act two and act three like where it FES you to be a good guy I think that's super cringe I did not like that at all it made me it made playing as a as a bad guy feel really unimportant at that point you're kind of like trying to push that your whole play through and then it's like nope you're a good guy you're not allowed to side with the bad guys what are you stupid kind of felt like fake choices you know what I mean act two is is a campaign filter yeah I don't know act 3 is my favorite honestly yeah there's some bits in act three that are [ __ ] awesome especially the hidden tucked away bit oh my God look at this fast little skeleton guy I love him I want a fast little skeleton guy I also want to play as a Cobalt so badly and a goblin got put an ogre in the bunch you got my top three classes races that I want to play no wait no it will be Kua fish people goblins and ogres all right um how how do we deal with this cuz we do not have many spell slots I tell you what no I want to do my usual tactic of pulling them in and then Tiding them a little bit so bam [ __ ] why do she have 17 AC that's that's uncool that's cringe and uncool all right hide oops right got it she has a a coup one more spell slot oh wait did it work then did the dagger give her a spell slot back guing B oh nice all right then we hide range attack o with Advantage because of guiding bolt good oh my God these camera angles I'm good nice and now they keep coming in we don't have to fight out in the open this is amazing if you have that whirling wind of blades thing dancing Whirlwind of Blade wind blade dance I forget look at him go look at him go I want him that's my little that's my favorite little guy now is that tiny skeleton [ __ ] Warhammer Goblin coming actually if that was a Warhammer Goblin it would have already routed by now get it cuz the Warhammer goblins have bad leadership and anyway get [ __ ] oh come on uh can I get can I shock him and then get in yeah oh wait they'll get in Tech opportunity what am I think no no no they won't nice I left [ __ ] yeah Goblin dies Goblin D what what's D's or [ __ ] this goalt yeah a damn it damn they look cool as hell this is what I wanted a dragorn to be I want a dragon born to be two foot tall and and like little guys that talk about tritos treos oh get [ __ ] edoy love the uh love the wammer 3 stream it's been ages man please more for in the future I would probably do another challenge stream if I was going to do another stream like uh one with like an overing goal because I basically just played the campaign normal and then got super irritated because all my crows kept getting nuked by spells um I'd probably do like uh oh yeah I was thinking of playing that new uh old world map doing an old world map stream next uh I'm also going to try and get the eight player campaign mod working and do another eight player perade death stream cuz uh that one was in the most popular stream I've ever done alongside uh the the first sand stream before it you know extended off into a series that um I think my first Rogue stream has like 350,000 views on a stream which is [ __ ] crazy especially for my my channel and stuff like my size uh and also the eight player campaign mod stream which eight player per death is in this game is awesome and I really wanted to do another one but I could not get the mod to work but I've got a couple of moders that can help me I think and uh oh he already had a speed potion [ __ ] very cool ooy you [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah but I'd be down to do that do do the old world mod I can like we can put it up to a poll on who I play who thoughts or I could just look around and oh R of the weave get that on my dwarf right the [ __ ] now give the Ancients uh poison cloak thing whenever you deal damage with a weapon attack the target receives one4 P saving throw against your next spell ooh Shadow hot gloves Guiding Light oh that's the thing for the the quest thing and this stuff the we s the rack spell use inflict two stacks of reation on the target range spell attack that can be good for me maybe o um damn this this dagger is good I wish there more weap I said this before in previous streams I wish there were more weapons that did whole like completely magical damage like I want to play as a mage like a spell Blade with a sword that's just a fire sword so I can uh use my my like like imagine a a flame saucerer uh [ __ ] what are they called um a draconic bloodline flame sorcerer with a fire sword can you imagine how [ __ ] edgy and cool that would be emphasis on the etchy but in a good way again this is kind of dope kind of way pyromancer yeah like a hex blade um hex blade warlock would have been cool yeah you can kind of do a hex blade though that's basically what my my warlock was who pack to the blade absorb the elements nice no don't rein Frost me Cobalt inventer you don't have to do this nice thank you good is little frog run they you know what they run like they run like those um those lizards that run across water with the long feet that's probably what they're based on now that I'm thinking about it I got to get out of this silencing Aura nice man uh blast no I didn't even mean to hit you [ __ ] it why get out of the way lady oh I don't okay me meist T flings I think gets a racial action which gives you a flaming blade yeah but like it's only for a couple of turns and I think it even requires concentration I want one that is that lasts into a long rest at least like a flame blade spell that lasts into a long rest you know and you can change the element on it or whatever and then uh cuz then if you fight if you get like a flame blade for example and then you fight an enemy that's immune to fire damage you're like you're you're you're you in that party are then going to be a lot less useful like when I like on my ice Mage when I'm fighting like ice targets but I like that I like certain party members being weak against certain [ __ ] you know instead of everybody doing physical damage all the time or and mad you know generic magical damage the [ __ ] do I can I do the big cleave thing nice I get [Music] both whatever Le she's dead big crit I don't Qui have you ever played Dragon Age Inquisition uh I actually went back and tried to play it and it feels really clunky I played a lot of Dragon Age or is it Dragon Age Origins whatever the original one is the original Dragon Age it had all the DLCs and stuff that was a great game I played the [ __ ] out of that game back in the day yeah Inquisition never clicked though I don't know why why I think it was more linear and you had to have like I don't know I don't know it didn't click with me I've heard it's good though not my gem die adorable Cobalt if only you had joined me dude they're doomed they're doomed they not Reviving as new as enemies is really nice feature now too o I want to recruit the tiny skeleton so bad bam you have anything oh more loot Longbow plus one St plus one and a key wow that's really generic die tiny skeleton it's like I can't hit it with an animation because of its teeny little tin teeny tiny size oh never mind oh it didn't stretch out or turn back to its regular size or anything it's just a tiny skeleton good [ __ ] this is this is even better than it was excellent work mod modman Mr mod to hide one sarcophagus come to me uh Withers so he has cool cool I have a question cool yes yes yes yes cool yes yes let's go away cool yes that's awesome cool yes very good all right he'll go back to base and then we can Respec should we bother respecing by the way what do you think oh my my weave thing robe of the weave oh we look like a funny gandal now this row reminds me of I have this in my my main play through on my my Mage and it reminds me of [ __ ] uh uh what's it what's that called oh [ __ ] I didn't equip any of the gear reminds me of hrich Hinrich kemler from uh Warhammer uh I don't [ __ ] no dog that's Sant I guess can he use that yeah he's an elf better light armor we're getting stacked actually now I'm looking at this we're pretty yolked nice let's get the [ __ ] out of here that walk is Salone he really it this game really does have that um Maiden moment nothing like calling the uh calling the main charact the player lonely and and alone spin the wheel for meat Shield companion is yeah we could do that the problem is the gear might not make sense but and it sounds like a lot of micromanagement curious oh wait the loot not randomized oh wait those ones I don't care [ __ ] it I want to get to the fight outside the Grove I want to see allies turned into stuff and enemies also turned into stuff oh [ __ ] I didn't get a teleporter big fight time baby that's a weird bug I don't think they expect you to be able to look up at it they know their audience yeah speaking of knowing Their audience they really knew how much people would s for their characters it's crazy I think that's one of the major reasons they made them all elves or elf adjacent you know like the there's very few exceptions to them not being fantasy oriented hes you know everyone it's just big jacked handsome dudes and or or like super hot ladies there's no like ugly dwarf Thief companion or whatever they're all like romanceable and very simple you know some of us want a hot dwarf though I just want a normal dwarf that isn't hot it's just a cool second what's going on goblins are on our tail you let go Goins here I'm not that lonely you know I don't need in-game romance you know I just want oh look at the [ __ ] hamster oh I can't kill him it's impossible he's so tiny I can't do it dog look at him there's no way I can't do it oh my God look at the [ __ ] deep noome mace wielder the little Goblin little teeny tiny oh my God it's him oh my God I thought he was flashing me it's baen bone cloak the Giant and he's one foot he's like two in tall oh my God that's the most ironic name he possibly could have had frenzied aridan the zealous Will's just normal will human what is that face what the [ __ ] is that they look like a [ __ ] Creepy Pasta what is that that's [ __ ] haunting man zor's normal is everybody else normal I can't believe zero didn't get rolled into something new that sucks the [ __ ] is this guy mask of Terror the discreet all right all right well step one I didn't mean to do that I hate that default like C by default never mind give me give me pacifying Spore pouch all right I hope boo doesn't come up and attack me please be nice oh yeah get them weird AR in the zealous oh my god wow he's pretty strong blow the horn and everyone has become horny throw the h don't say that Scout get to The High Ground he's pretty much unchanged actually looks very normal nope he just did a mind blast that was a that he just mind blasted everybody I don't think he can normally do that I don't I think I would have noticed if he mind blasted everybody um oh she's a longbow now right no that's not her oh I might have to chop up the Hamer oh I really don't want to hurt the hamster though die Zack kug Zack rug [ __ ] get a will get a will you got this Willie oh not the [ __ ] giant gnome with the B no leave me alone leave me alone no don't bite his [ __ ] leave a darian's [ __ ] alone oh I don't want to hurt the hamster so bad I can kill humanoids [ __ ] most things in games some soon as it's like a hamster or an animal that's inherently I could not hurt if you gave me a lot of money like you'd have to pay me seven figures to to like to kill like a small animal there's no way L godamn buo he's he's a [ __ ] miniature giant space hamster God all right I'm not even going to look oh my God wait what's this AC the [ __ ] it's 17 [ __ ] AC yo look at all this oh my God they're so strong conductive strikes arane enhance enchantment weave eer what the [ __ ] I think it has another one of those robes that I'm I'm wearing uh 35% chance wait oh it's saved oh [ __ ] every time I cast a spell on it it heals that's going to suck throw it into will that's a good point I could just throw it away oh [ __ ] everybody's down Balin tiny Balin chill dude tiny little B I'll just get out some bber bang and he'll have a [ __ ] flashback and freak out have a meltdown I feel like boag sounds like a goblin racial slur it sounds racist you like you [ __ ] boo yags must be a humanoid damn it hamsters are immune hamsters with Shadow clones are immune to gting noted can I throw it invalid Target can I push it 25% chance I'll take it no I'm so sorry oh my God I feel terrible it squeaked and everything [ __ ] God you're a monster if you kill boo in this game die tiny ba I mean huge massive Balin this she did not last very long oh wait her body's going to do funny [ __ ] I knew it instead of break dancing I love the giant bodies break dancing midf fight uh can I brace ranged nah Di yeah even if we win this fight I kind of want to quick save and see what else people turn into you know you can find grilled miniature giant space hampster in this game no [Music] oh what the [ __ ] was that what the [ __ ] that was rough that could have that wasn't great all right time to help people I already get up there's no more bombs we should be fine look at this guy taunting a tiny hamster wait one of them go invisible no go away go away look at it climb no it just said merp no [ __ ] who the [ __ ] taking us out like this I can't do anything I don't even have an action I just that would have been it I'm going to hide oh my God am I going to get executed by buo is Boo going to [ __ ] finish us off dude look at this boss fight going on a and taking him out he's going to die though this is crazy Edo you haven't used second win once this play through yes I have I use it to heal lelle mid fight uhoh oh nice double revive no noorian again stop mping at him oh this [ __ ] stealth guy oh [ __ ] all right got to get over and help again revive me yes oh ah [ __ ] in boss fight Aon is dead I don't have an action to revive anybody I'm going to go here spread out a little bit get him zore so who's that guy [ __ ] everyone up oh it's the mask of Terror guy I guess cuz they're a high level NPC they have a bunch of [ __ ] to throw hey are you happy now I second wi did did a dumb ass come on will Bo no bo no bo no no oh [ __ ] oh he [ __ ] slapped him literally slapped him all right we got to start attacking boo I'm sorry boot oh the odds of hitting are so low I hate it oh my God leave my chemical dwarfism alone I'm sorry boo oh my God it dodged me oh I'm oh I feel like a monster no no [ __ ] way it had Crimson mischief you add another cloak of displacement genal sding another [ __ ] thing no [ __ ] way legendary knife right out the gate can I I cannot are we can somehow survive this oh bal's dead right it's just this guy mask of Terror guy and he's invisible again maybe wait this guy hasn't moved the whole time has he just been skipping it is he dead oh he's dead look at this dude he's just patiently sat here with the most literal vacant terrifying expression I've ever seen human yeah he's just called a human it's super creepy and vague like he's his [ __ ] out his Co I just realized his [ __ ] out his [ __ ] out the whole time you can still see it I just I just noticed it peeking out of his [ __ ] Overcoat who was this [ __ ] Enigma this just six-foot guy called human appearing on the battlefield with his [ __ ] out and his [ __ ] expression oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] this so [ __ ] funny oh God that is the best NPC I've ever seen I I finally I figured him out finally oh [ __ ] oh man that was funny all right let's uh let's get our boy up get a staran up and then we should be fine I we can't do anything until they reappear come on will find him out he's around here use your AI powers to see him oh God he's going to [ __ ] me up I know he is no oh why is he still invisible okay uh can I use anything to see him wait aaran has a a uh see invisible people thing right so if I revive him and then I got to wait until the his turn again uh all right end turn all right it's Asian's turn aaran he doesn't get an action because [ __ ] you game all right heal wait can I equip some of the items since I'm here anyway Rob with the weave who do I even put that on uh sha shot can have that shot have The fnny Robe legendary knife wait leg wait this weapon deals an additional one to four P I tell you what I'm going to give the Longbow to LA and then give the knife to aarion maybe when you make it attack with Advantage the target Tak seven piercing damage plus two this weap additional one for piercing damage against targets with are fewer it's just a good [ __ ] knife to be honest that's just a really good knife I don't think it it's not even it doesn't even need to be a rogue knife [ __ ] it [ __ ] it it's a a short sword yeah well you know same same difference it's absolutely not the same thing dude I can't get over Mr [ __ ] human with his [ __ ] out he just appears on the battlefield with his hands together I can't get over that it's so funny oh god oh why is he getting all this stuff oh you [ __ ] up now though you're visible dog you're [ __ ] visible 50% okay all right well you're you're still [ __ ] because you're you're visible and therefore I can range brace and then Gro you with not enough movement all right I will hamstring shot you 65% chance and I'll miss all right cool you know what whatever dude Fireball yes come on zie get him come on big Z oh no we burned to death I think oh they're invisible again no please don't kill us oh [ __ ] all right I'll walk over here see invisibility yeah boy yeah boy oh [ __ ] whatever he's been spotted which means I can see him which means bam woo that was the last of them inside all of you more open the gate who like what just you you're everyone's dead [ __ ] everyone time for a long rest me thinks time for a long rest let's loot the battlefield and then have a long rest maybe talk to zebi First this masc Tera guy better have some good [ __ ] oh wow yeah he has a lot of stuff cool the death stalker manle once per when you K oh [ __ ] is that the [ __ ] oh my God that's the invisibility cloak from the [ __ ] uh that's the super op one right from the dock urge this guy had tons of invisibility [ __ ] dog all this is great stuff web grenade nice that's huge that's [ __ ] huge all right we'll send that to aarion and then assarion can be stealth man then we'll send these three over to me to sell I don't we don't need some [ __ ] Quest ring with light I'm not going to use that I should stop looting all this crap too on these guys I'm never going to do anything with it all right when the wor creature I'm never going to [ __ ] oh that's actually great I will keep that I'm going to save all these for when we long rest yeah nope Crimson Mischief PE real well with a durge cloak oh the knife yeah that sounds like a good idea right I tell you what I'll do what I was going to do and I'll replace oh my God sandale what are you doing so what the [ __ ] I can't equip it what the [ __ ] F Longbow plus one cannot be unequipped why why can I drop it canot be dropped canot be sent to Camp can be unequipped what the [ __ ] why mov spe unimpeded fine what's with that what's with that weird [ __ ] cursed bow I guess it's just his bow now because I can't unequip it all right that's fine we don't necessarily need the other one and the other character I'll just use a crossbow or some [ __ ] that's fine robe unshot which kind of looks cool now send some of this [ __ ] over over to the boy oh gloves of arery you know I'm going to put those on cuz then CL displacement yeah I'm just going to sell this crap [ __ ] it all right we have got so much [ __ ] we got so much [ __ ] use any of this elixir is something we want to keep God we got so much good stuff P of flying an arrow of ooze slay has anybody ever seen an arrow of ooze slay ever I don't think I've ever ever seen that oh wait Shadow me Menor BR I don't think I that's even a good cloak it's not better than the ballist cloak all right let's keep looting anyway there's like one dude that I looted and then I left be bag expore patch I think I'm good I'm never going to remember how these throwables loves of power Lal we've already all got gloves of power that're better oh my God look at bone cloaks little weird body look at long bone cloak he consumed all the calcium and became very long oh [ __ ] these are good items oh my God okay I'm just going to take all [ __ ] it wow a good Shield uh for disadvantage on blah blah blah whatever these are good boots of uh persistence are dope medium armor I'mma take take these and then put them on him this wait can he use medium no he cannot I made this mistake last time people won't let me hear the end of it you can't use medium armor don't you get it all right there we go and then we got this [ __ ] neck R running thingy oh dog I don't know oh [ __ ] you doesn't matter and then big Shield go big Shield good [ __ ] we're getting swoll h no more arrows humanoid slang Celestial slang monstrosity slanging bombs I'm just going to be kind of like not super picky with what I'm [Music] looting okay moment IO thoughts on making a mon a Mona with the asarian hair for the bg3 streams if somebody wants to make that I might put it up on the stream but I've just been sticking with all right I'm going to loot human cuz I'm going to turn the camera and then I'm going to loot human he has the brass locket all right he has some D decent [ __ ] a butter bun keep your all right jeez I'll stealth and looted then you've been caught mid robbery no no no I your next move had best be a careful one your refusal has only made that's fine whatever you didn't see anything nerds oh no okay run she's going to be consumed by that human guy outside the gate anyway did you look at buo I don't remember yeah he had the knife he had the legendary shots on oh wait what's he going to turn into oh he didn't he just stayed normal and she turned into Oscar fairis uh all right I'll take it can I G I kind of want to do that what is that a main action bonus action the road okay all right what a waste this right we're about to do a rest anyway so [ __ ] it damn it man what is this guy's deal why is he so strong he humanoid [ __ ] it oh yeah have good timing oh this is of a fighter so wring there would have gone poorly yeah for heroics are you you look strange F's stenches all over your skin y let me guess your devil mistress sent you to get her soul coin back this is too bad this is strange I earned it fair and square um you almost care to explain why you wreak of the the hells okay cuz we just killed hundreds of crazy demons and [ __ ] story and I thought I was doomed doing oh man here a soul coin nice they're just permanently like this by the way now this is what they look like look that coin's worth yeah so if that's why I'm kind of hoping that um what's his name uh I was hoping that uh zor would turn into something funny I wonder if we can just normal discuss with that that guy because his shit's not going to bug now aridan didn't make it yeah he's noral for your help out there I'm might morphism this outfit actually kind of looks dope as hell though well met I should warn you visitors are no longer how was sovok fight um we we killed him Prett easily this attack will only strengthen their result they have we can't stay they've withdrawn their oh all right cool all right what's a big fight we can start I'm going to skip the hoppies this time and fight like a find a good big fight if you do yes the ritual will be complete before too long yeah 1500's worth of [ __ ] does anybody else hate the new patch uh the small change in the new patch where they made it so their the order of their gear is different now so instead of it being rare items at the top you have to go by like this tipless thing so it puts everything in like a weird order now I like the where it put all the rare [ __ ] at the top I missed that the blighted village yes it's terrible yeah I do not like this I hope they roll it back cuz this is the only thing I don't like I like it tells you how much you're wear sell for and [ __ ] now like you know there's good stuff about it but I don't you know I think on a whole the the the trading is worse than it was now I might buy some [ __ ] off this dude give him a bit of money no more [ __ ] oh it's so clumsy dog oh whatever fine goodbye I'm going to kill so many calm down please random shop inventories would be cool too thank a will I do want to combine a random item uh an item randomizer mod with this mod I think that'd be a really nice uh combo know I mean wait black CS GA black Gods gauntlets when the [ __ ] did I get them are they insanely good all the Black Guard gear that you get out of that that uh when those undead guys is incredible what these like oh they it's cuz they put them down there and the Callis glow ring inflict wounds attack plus one TR saving thow plus one God damn inflict wounds level four 6 to 60 oh I'm going to use those wait are they they're yeah they're medium [ __ ] all right those are Shadow H gloves is there anything that it'll [ __ ] up if I do a long rest right now whatever I'm going to do a quick long rest you don't have enough camp supplies to restore yes I do quit lying to me CH come closer um uh okay dry skin Clear Eyes [ __ ] you I moisturize you do not suffer you flourish disturbing rude Abominations grow inside is she is she not commenting on my ridiculous facial tattoos and my yet we Thrive ridiculous Vibe keep your rest short time is not our Ally sex speedrun failed ew I don't think our champion is into frog ladies oh this [ __ ] God you're I feel like this you're supposed to do a lot of long rests in this game and I just always forget get some moisturize to maintain his sick metal tattoos yeah yeah o all right [ __ ] it let's get the [ __ ] out of here all right time to go to a big area and start a big old fight I kind of might kick off the Grove this time what do you think you know where you you go in you [ __ ] up the dialogue option or you uh start a fight with um that lady uh what's her face what's her face lady and then uh she fights the whole Grove should we just trigger that like do the big ass um the the massive fight between the teelings and the uh let my daughter lady steal the idol I could also do that c you get back um but I'm so cool you wouldn't want to stop a cool guy like me from getting in look at my look at my over-the-top Mike Tyson face tats your boss would be really mad if he he found out you turn a [ __ ] I'm sorry absolute Chad like me away now let's watch this child die we should [ __ ] this up though and then fight her or something I'm sorry what are the dialog options to [ __ ] this up she's just a a what wrath a thief a poison I will imprison the devil uh should I just do nothing and I will cast out every stranger I want to trigger the the whole fight in the Grove do I just do nothing wait what happens if you attack the rats uh we can try that kill the sh you can do it without killing the child oh but that's funny kaga e who the [ __ ] HPS for kaga kaga is a tool bag spare the child God you guys have some weird [ __ ] you guys have some weird Morality In this [ __ ] up randomizing stream you can attack The Druids or steal the idol oh yeah that's a better idea we'll just steal the idol then all right I'll do this normally then do it um release her or I'll kill you guidance and Friends rushed it blah blah blah blah blah all right we [ __ ] we uh absolutely crushed it of course we did all right what up Shadow H know that look oh I don't care it's just something to other matters I don't have time for this we're too busy doing funny randomizer Shenanigans let's get the [ __ ] out of here all right should we should we steal the um oh okay I did not mean to click that all right should we just steal the idol from in front of them or should we like steal it and then stealth away what do you guys think what's the best way to go about this probably steal it and run away right cuz then they blame the Grove and they blame the T flaks there hello I want to see this mod used in the basement rat fight in act three oh my God that would be incredible it doesn't matter same result but W they attack me like I want to steal it and then they go attack the other guys so it initiates a huge fight all right I tell you what we'll separate aaran from the group and then we'll have him do it Mr stealth Mr invisibility Mr stealth oh I forgot he had all this new [ __ ] you got this Mr staran what have you heard oh wait I don't think I kept the cow of menoian so I can't go invisible [ __ ] um whatever I'm just going to take it I'm just going to th it out from under them what are they going to do nothing the idol it's gone stolen where did I go I just took it in front of you the time has come remove The Outsiders uhoh oh is he going to kill him what the [ __ ] they just fight immediately that's crazy oh damn I've never watched this oh [ __ ] oh my God Jesus Christ holy [ __ ] I've never seen this cut scene I never watched it oh oh [ __ ] leeching inway the the zealous oh my god oh it's the [ __ ] uh well just dragon bone apparently skeleton guy there's just a gnome some dude some lady a concerned dragon born I guess all right I need to get away then go interact with the other thing my R cannot reach go go go go go go go go go oh [ __ ] that's the firstest I can get all right get in the the fight over here I want to watch this big ass fight oh yeah big [ __ ] fight hell yeah mushroom guy frenzy dude they're getting in a big fight down here there's a bores and wolves nice well this is going to be wild we're in the middle ground somehow oh this is so weird it's like two different fights I got to connect them oh it's kind of connecting them all jorna this oh look at the tiny bear Magan the blind is a goblin on their team this is a big [ __ ] fight oh my God the Traer is massive this is so wild is that an actual fight or we not pulled that in I'm going to rocket attack opportunity just get over there oh oh uhoh he's getting [ __ ] up oh no no please damn that board looks [ __ ] crazy oh [ __ ] uhoh he's definitely [ __ ] AO the AO the dirty the gentle the [ __ ] kind of name is that oh flame blade oh [ __ ] oh he's so [ __ ] I'm just going to go to the other fight he's absolutely [ __ ] oh they've already killed each other down there I think I cannot even tell what's happening oh they killed asaran asaran is fully dead holy [ __ ] this is [ __ ] wild overloading minow the Insomniac leeching inway the Z The Feisty the bull what the [ __ ] are these names oh [ __ ] ew that B's got like nuts and [ __ ] D the hellbo are dope I'm still kind of irritated that you if you go packed of the chain warlock um you can only get an imp or a quasit for the whole playthrough but there's a ton of like hell based stuff like how come at a higher level you can't get like a cambian or one of the more powerful imps or like uh one of these hellor or like a a uh one of those demon Soldier guys that wear the masks that uh the the big demon guy that you hunt in the gri in the anac 2 like how come you can't get his like Melee military guys melee guys what ever is there a fight going on going on over here just the car Avenger get help from healer netti what [ __ ] hell what did I frog huh I can't tell which side is which now I'm like completely lost I think The Druids are fighting us cuz we stole their thing [Music] yeah get me out of this silence it's so [ __ ] messy maragon yeah maragon are cool [Music] oh that's wrath oh we're going to get [ __ ] up I kind of want to load and see what other uh what other randomizers we get but at the same time I want to kind of beine to the place in the middle of the map get the ogres call them in for the windmill fight or just go to the goblin camp but trigger the whole Goblin fight but with like a [ __ ] ton of enemies I need look at that tiny bear uh this guy oh all magic surge what' I get you gain an additional action this turn oh that isn't true I don't have an I still have the same action what did it bug out this damn oh I am [ __ ] damn that bull is strong as hell 18 strength too uh oh my God Armor of landfall oh that's the [ __ ] no it's not I thought it was the Mushroom Armor okoy trigger The Grove attack with manthara you will get a ton of enemies that's a good idea you get a ton of allies too like guys defending and [ __ ] like that that could be fun might be a little bit of a run too but we can get in there trigger the uh the dialogue for it and then uh kind of fast forward to that for the out for like the the climax of The Stream okay the bull is an elite enemy which is which is a config thing e yeah but it's like a I thought it was just one of the hells from uh the hells the the from the House of Hope just with a bunch of modifiers on it oh man we're getting clapped pretty quick actually I'm going to go down pretty fast oh it's weird all the quests are interacting wait why do I have two magic missiles oh I get magic Missile once per long rest right all right what the [ __ ] was that what the [ __ ] that's where that overloading thing was holy [ __ ] that was kind of cool but also [ __ ] wild that kind of scared the [ __ ] out of me a little bit that was cool though Kon I that was kind of kind of dope though kind of [ __ ] [ __ ] oh that was a form ah [ __ ] ow okay what does it say in the damage log o good point [ __ ] it I have to go up a little bit uh what was that guy called overloading Min insomniac nothing he probably hadit some like some overloading thing that made him explode I don't know that was cool as [ __ ] looking more magic Missile uh yeah oh come on I didn't even kill a single person this oh God wait shots still going how do I keep shot alive can I melee no actions who revived me Shield of faith and then we run avoid it with our high AC how much AC do we have actually 17 damn oh shield and then yeah okay cool no shot is Will Dead uh dead or not doing anything I don't see him anywhere get [ __ ] please don't hurt shot oh damn look at that thing healing and [ __ ] we didn't even get to try out aarion all of his new OP [ __ ] oh man this [ __ ] B is insane [ __ ] Aaron don't do it don't push the giant mushroom guy oh [ __ ] was she there the whole time no the sail [ __ ] not Aya the dirty the gentle that's the grossest name we've seen so far oh Jesus dude this thing's like Invincible holy [ __ ] oh no no what this is so messy yo leeching equals heals and gains temp HP when attacking applies uh and to heal to you damn it's like effectively invincible and it's healing everybody around it which is crazy nice the [ __ ] cow's just chilling feel like these teammates suck are your characters buffed up in a way to compensate for the random uh enemies or is it just uh the loot it's sort of the loot but also there is a hidden a value that increases has a 50% chance I said it's a 50% um but so we have a 50% chance to do more damage so you'll notice like pretty much every time I attack it does like like you know most or half the time attacking I'll do an extra damage value on top of the base value which is just double double attack basically and it just kind of takes the edge off a little bit like if I blast this uh I Shu this pig all right cool whatever whatever you get the idea [ __ ] you pig it's happened a lot on the stream though no 50% always does extra damage it means you do 1.5 times damage oh okay it's a good job the mod the guy who made the mods in chat to to correct me very helpful oh my God uhoh rip well I just lost control of my character out he threw the spiders they didn't do it oh it just webbed it and me you know that [ __ ] that gives control of your character to the AI I would love a version you know how like uh there's the not the command ability or maybe the command ability but there there's dominate person and stuff like that I want instead of all of them just putting them on your team temporarily while maintaining concentration I want one where I directly gain control of their character like it's a character on my team um but on my side until they lose concentration so I can make them jump off a cliff and instakill themselves uh I can make them like take like throw um an item like a powerful item from their inventory nearby so I can pick it up or something like that I want I would like to be able to control an enemy to do cool [ __ ] you know useful cool [ __ ] cuz can you imagine how fun that would be M Mastery I don't know something there'll be something in D and D that fits the bill for that but I would love that that would be so cool there you go double damage so seven and three and then one and two I don't know why I'm doing that extra [ __ ] I got something that's helping me out uhoh the AI always wastes my Scrolls when they get control my guys yeah it's cuz I think Scrolls consumables throwables are like high up on the list of AI priorities because they're usually more effective than their abilities oh [ __ ] the [ __ ] out of here oh my God the wild shapes I kind of want to tweak the uh the notepads so it makes it a guaranteed transformation cuz I think it I have it on like a 50/50 or 70 something per chance to transform or whatever it might be better if I just put it on 100% cuz I can do that live without exiting I can just do it like right now oh okay well yeah we're going to go to um [ __ ] what's it called uh The Forbidden no [ __ ] blighted village blighted Village right what do you think blighted Village Goblin camp or do we talk to Menara get her to go to the goblin C uh to The Grove and then do the Grove fight probably the Grove fight right that sounds like a lot of fun agreed Menara please get them Dr milkers spiders go kill the spiders in the well wait the spiders underneath the why oh because they'll they'll awaken all of the spiders in that like web room that sounds like a good idea yeah we could do that yeah why not let me all right there we go well we get a star back too who the who just all pitch spiders at once adoy off topic did you ever play with fast greases I did his charge bonus wasn't High though and then somebody made a mod where they increased his charge bonus and his speed I was literally Midway doing it somebody told me the mod already exists so I just did that instead and uh I tried it out it's fine the problem is he doesn't charge through [ __ ] like a chariot he just sort of rides up super fast and then slows down even with high charge bonus smashes him a little bit and then it's kind of underwhelming it's not that funny it wasn't that good I I kind of got I was like uh it's funny to watch him ride around really fast but then like everybody made videos on it I was like I'm not really going to bring anything new it's not going to be that fun uh funny to do so I just like P Pauls in also when I went to do the the video on him uh he was already people would already sorry it had already been Hot Fish by the time I went to to uh [ __ ] with it so I was like eh I'll just leave it Legend of total wall did a show a video showcasing it yeah so did everybody like literally like every YouTuber because the the the series is so starv for content right now people are making videos on anything vaguely relevant so second that happened like every major Total War Channel made a video on it healthy you the pig's dead my friend come on we'll never fix these bre yeah that's not sus that's not extremely Su wait what am I doing [ __ ] keep forgetting I have ritual spells now I can just dead goblins he just [ __ ] twists his ankle dies horribly wait can I just jump over the wall hell yeah this is why I like solo play th too cuz you can just skip whole ass portions of the map by jumping over [ __ ] wait where's the oh it's in the middle of the town are we going under to the underneath to the spiders then or are we doing Goblin camp or we doing the windmill fight I'm down for for Annie looks like they're laying an ambush uh [Music] sh Goos Camp I did the gobble Camp last time uh with the uh I summoned the the ogres and then did the Goblin fight the goblin Camp fight there's definitely the most amount of NPCs there my name is leel Chuy and my kin will understand my need for S no no they will help you but only if you snipping where you ain't strange symbol glows marked flash something o wow she sucks at all this response we could probe the goblin [ __ ] it oh [ __ ] we leveled up nice damn we must have been close sweet this will be helpful um Lev first level two spell maybe clouded daggers I think clouded daggers are no haste is level three yeah clouded daggers uh overcome disadvantage that's pretty good we get enlarge from being a duar I forgot we were a duar cuz we're pink I completely forgot that and we get what that's it and we gain a couple more spell slots uh oh [ __ ] I forget which ones are good oh post is it menacing attack you do like a maneuvering attack you do something Golding attack that's it right target receives disadvantage on attacking any other creature and you do an extra 1d8 repost and then like one more dog I'm going get pushing attack too I know it's not that good but it's fun push people off cliffs and [ __ ] hell yeah I'm not going to spend too much time Rog level three oh definitely Thief subass obviously why anybody does anything but Thief is beyond me getting a second bonus action is nuts oh my God we have so many [ __ ] companions uh uh o spiritual weapon cuz if I summon it it might turn into something no wait no cuz I'm controlling it so it won oh well God so many quests chill you know what I really miss about Let Me In frest fish I've all right you know what I'm going to go to the the ogres I'm going to go chat up the ogres my boys my good boys my good big boys and then we'll go to the goblin camp and then we'll go try and do Menara thing D and then we'll summon them before we go in yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes I'll do you one better friends guidance whatever yes 21 nailed it crushed it as usual skip food um no talk make me an offer persuasion yes we're already friends but okay [ __ ] did I have any uh oh I don't a slip of the tongue all right oh you pay him ahead of time whatever we don't need money [ __ ] it we have the horn that's the important thing jamn it I thought we were good at talking oh my God they're so fast holy [ __ ] all right let's get another Goblin Camp I see we get in we get through get to the um I might rub [ __ ] on my face again that was pretty funny last time trying to think of other big [ __ ] fights in this game with a lot of enemies even if it's just Spam enemies it doesn't matter you're so efficient I know have a little fun fun I fight to win not to make spectacles what a pushing attack is underrated cuz you can do it to huge enemies oh oh [ __ ] really goblins ahead that's pretty dope as the symbol glows power courses through you stand aside [ __ ] oh oh he's [ __ ] of course excuse you m something enjoy the party he's so nice I don't the last Light in massacred has lots of enemies last Light in oh that's yeah that's in the second act though it takes a long ass time to get there this is your brain on five gum I don't know shut up no expositional dialogue just want random things to happen sounds like they captured themselves a b recoil of your mustard come the front row all right um let's keep all our boys in good spots wait I'm going to go up okay the spider fight in the well spawn small spiders yeah we could do that uh apparently you can call on the ogres anywhere act one I'm not going to try and I'm going to try and use them to fight Grim o that's actually I've I I'll will say I have summoned them they do not do well with the lava at all because you can't control them like they could unless you have some way of heating up Grim you're going to you're going to struggle like cuz for me they just walked into the lava constantly not grabbing the ogres first uhoh what have we got here the ogres horn horny ogres where you going all right maybe I just blast them to initiate the fight I want to see all of these crazy amounts of boys uh yeah [ __ ] it being arrested for assault [ __ ] you all right lots of enemies and then we get on our boy we blow the horn are they going to get something in same spot or no that is a cow whoa ogre imp look at all these [ __ ] some of these didn't change from goblins but I think they turned into different goblins Unholy assassin Reich damn dude it kind of irritates me you can't get tattoos as that no don't okay whoa It's the hag all right not bad but I caught some of the ogres here let me try again this is cost an action so come on path your way in there we go and they are some zombies a mud me and a scrying eye no no that's terrible oh my God they couldn't be more weak a fungal zombie look how [ __ ] just statutory he looks with this [ __ ] should we roll boys you know what I'm going to do this a couple of times and I'm going to see see what we get cuz I want to get a really nice fun balance of random [ __ ] so let's just keep spawning stuff in L ogre spawn yeah the ogres themselves unrandomized would have been way better like we got the short end of the stick there how come I don't get bosses I don't get a boss character or a ball assassin I love balls and assassins oh you're being arrested for a [ __ ] you all right move here blow thine horn we get sok with 10 HP we got a a giant pirate Red Cap that's kind of cool uh the torturer guy and a Tracker Goblin lots of goblins so they got some red caps everybody's drunk up here some a petrified Dr who's not petrified some red caps a big naked lizard man with his [ __ ] out why have they all got [ __ ] [ __ ] out why at least this one's a lady so they don't have any like pots just tiny spider look at this cat with wings a tresome tresum whoa vengeful Soul yaa kind of want to see what else we get all right I want to randomize this a couple more times why they always naked though there's no way we don't get demonetized for nudity that being said I'm pretty sure this just all my [ __ ] swearing that gets this Dem monetized you know I think you can only have a certain amount of swearing before they're like all right dude come on this is like who want who's going to want to advertise before this which fair enough I can't help it though I have a party mou can help ited for assault shut up surprised they consistently get such high initiative rules oh wow that could be bad [Laughter] yeah whoa wow God that is such a crazy model slightly drunk it's somehow more scary when it the fact that it's slightly oh [ __ ] they have gandell oh my God they have the [ __ ] elephant yeah they have a Slayer with a weird face oh my God it is eyeballing volo's nuts got some [Music] armors an untextured man it's [ __ ] Mr uh God damn Dr Manhattan yo all right well I'm going to summon the ogres what do we get we get something good at least yo that's pretty dope we got a [ __ ] werewolf werewolf a goblin and a guy I I who I played o one long enough to know that Boton is the guy from is one of the uh the treasure hunters from the from the ruins with uh the little bone man in it all right one more time down I might change position too like if we just go to a better location with a little bit more room maybe it'll put them near us he has leander's mace who had leander's mace the werewolf or that guy that guy from The Thing Boton head oh no that practically unconscious the human ogre I'm going to blast this guy take that P where you going where you going [ __ ] oh he turned into a TD mindf what the [ __ ] yo oh my God it's so big they got a Slayer again but it's [ __ ] huge wow God what's with all the naked [ __ ] people all the time with this [ __ ] nuts out that actually is kind of cool though it's like on oh [ __ ] I finally got a bad roll oh [ __ ] all right send that to hisian all right blow the [Applause] horn oh it didn't work all right no worries try again look at this tiny little guy oh there we go what the [ __ ] behold brother what is lump take your F what is lump what is this oh my God what he's a guy oh my God more naked dudes with their Weird elf coocks out and is it actually oh my God it's out God damn it no monetization for me that's for sure this m that's just a straight up mind flip oh that what I yo okay that's some crazy tentacle bugs cool all right how about wounding Ray no the fear Ray of fear all right how about knife yeah take that idiot take that idiot flourish with the big boy knife nice yo look at this big no uh that's an invisible null okay War companion what's the war going to turn into some lady some poor a journalist with 8 HP that's uh wait can I [ __ ] oh please tell me I can do this yes no [Laughter] that that'll do that's fine you throw her I just push her oh dude what was that damage [Music] what infectious Madness I'm kind of excited to see this is this going to be able to move or is it stuck it seems like it's too big to move look at it bow it's got a tiny bow oh I got [ __ ] up how do I get [ __ ] up what [ __ ] me up on death you will not take me she's going to write really mean [ __ ] about me now in her journal oh my get [ __ ] tiny get Yankee oh I'm sorry any made me to make fun of you also I've come to the realization that the ganki monk guys that all have all the tattoos and the the martial arts [ __ ] are kind of cool they're actually kind of cool you know orus orus morus go to the buff and War Buffet and warus is that guy his um like Elite God the GI whatever the [ __ ] they're called the whatever they're called the [ __ ] you know you know what I'm talking about they're actually kind of dope get them flaming fist don't just stand there come on come on do get into the fight would really appreciate it okay I think GTH are cool heresy yeah it's only the ones that have tat stop [ __ ] cameraing to his Weird elf coock orus is surprisingly not ugly I've never seen him without the little metal masc off so I will be the judge of that when I encounter him without the masc on but right now I don't believe you because he's a gith and gith are weird not to be racist but gith as a race pretty ugly am I right Die My even the [ __ ] halber does extra Dam dag crush the bag that was a weird thing for you to say tiny d sharp ey eggy the awkward leave me alone there's too many line of sights oh wait fog hide wait what only be once per turn [ __ ] you what I haven't used it at all fine nice oh my God the potential loot from this I just realized there it's too much for me to bother looting oh [ __ ] goddamn jump scare okay good the elf gu is dead so his [ __ ] is gone oh my God the [ __ ] camera angle yo that was smart as [ __ ] they just pushed me into the silencing thing I think some tells me we're not going to win this camera angle this perspective of being tiny is Crazy by the way can somebody make a mod to make um the player absolutely teeny and little so I can have like a really shrunk down camera perspective and make the world look [ __ ] huge or some kind of randomizer that affects the player as well so I can get made really little or have my model changed into one of these random creatures I feel like I mean maybe that would just totally break the game but Al you can make yourself tiny with a console right now if you want I don't have a console I I don't I don't have a console en en that unless you can open it automatically anyway I have no idea this [ __ ] is busted do something [ __ ] help me help us we are dying it is bad please okay has the Slayer had a turnone I think the slayer's bugging out cuz it's too big and can't path anywhere so it's stuck a look at the teeny tiny Goblin die oh come on [ __ ] nice I have a feeling we're not going to win this this okay the Giant Slayer does look cool even if it's bugged Slayer is 100% stuck or something yeah it's it's [ __ ] wait am I invisible oh yeah cuz you get invisibility when you kill somebody because of this dope ass [ __ ] nice die noodle Goblin die M flare Nole noodle mine flare no regular tiny mine flare damn so it's just the regular humanoid type modeles I guess that's [ __ ] interesting God I forget how [ __ ] good Rogues are just in general like Melee stealth Rogues might do a solo melee Rogue run with the dock urge or something cuz solo Rogues are fun I imagine it'll be stupidly easy with a doge run when you get the uh invisibility cloak and [ __ ] that's what I've heard anyway arrest them oh no his little cock's out the [ __ ] climbing animation oh wa he has no [ __ ] he has a little bump the sped up animations are so [ __ ] dumb and funny ow put me out of my misery end Ito do urge robe with risky ring will be broken oh yeah cuz you get Advantage so you can just keep yeah yeah you're right that's nuts all you have to do is kill somebody and you just permanently invisible basically and then you keep killing people and extending your invisibility yeah I can imagine that being totally [ __ ] completely broken did that guy just do Dash and then do nothing he is fully bugged also he's like that [ __ ] creature uh I don't even what do you even do in this scenario man Mirror Image ooh yeah then that doesn't require mid image doesn't require concentration right no it's t turn so then I can Conant can I push this guy with a help [ __ ] you will die a lot in Solo dude I have an entire series as a range Rogue and I don't think I died once and I I went with a dual crossbow solo Rogue run and I went solo the whole time didn't die I think I can't say for sure actually I think I did die when I jumped down a giant thing giant uh tunnel to the underdog and just fell and died like that I don't think I've died in combat on Sans right Sans is Unstoppable yeah speaking of Unstoppable [ __ ] Rogue Starion is pretty dope [ __ ] this guy 19 AC oh he has some good armor probably please no you died a bunch of times lol really with sanss no lazy you played ranged build yeah Oh you mean like oh [ __ ] it moved oh [ __ ] your uh Rogue solo before on the last fight it will take away all of your buff so prepare for that like Waring Bond and such yeah true oh my God yeah there's some [ __ ] that's going to be really [ __ ] h what the [ __ ] just killed me good God rip rip rip rip rip rip all right now all right all I have to do is kill everybody all at once all right one I kill this guy I didn't even expect to actually hit that guy all right die oh come on look at the these Slayer cheeks Jesus Christ why is it built like that where's this guy going oh my good he's going all the way around ogres threw the fight by being useless NPCs I mean we're about that's to loose Char good actually should I just jump the load so we can get to the uh the thing faster what do you guys think I just wanted to see this big massive open area and see the kind of enemies we' get but we can uh push it until we get the um uh the fight with Menara God okay this thing moving is way more scary now people use Waring bom for solo runs not kind of not solo at that point yeah but they're not in my party it's uh for some reason you can put warng Bond on your character and then leave them at base so it's technically still solo you're just using somebody as like a buffing vessel you know what I mean I didn't intend to do that when I set out but they were s at I had all these companions set at Camp anyway so I was like I might as well make use of them oh now he moves now he [ __ ] moves I even think about it no come on oh no wait one HP great what a waste what a [ __ ] kill me all right so yeah we'll just load because I want I want to get in I want to talk to Menara and push that uh that fight outside just do menar yeah maybe you need healing spells prepared I mean I'll be honest healing spells aren't really that useful like except for Reviving people when they go down but from all my campaigns that I've done when I'm legitimately doing it normal I don't go down enough to need healing spells I feel like if you're going down in fights you're either doing a really difficult fight or you've come at a fight in a bad way and you [ __ ] up or you're not powerful enough or whatever bloody roet shut up but you feel nothing in response your eled power is beyond reach until you rest good for bloody rocket can I go in Luna let's do what we have to do then get out of here much fun wait did I [ __ ] that up already told you to bug her off oh what wait can I do with someone else St as the symbol glows you just do it with anyone through you Authority all right a sh oh begon bloody rocket oh come on now they're just having a bit of fun I so much fun that those thieves almost healing like healing word is useful healing spy is combined with the incredible Buffs that proc on heals are incredible yeah if you go for like a full I've been wanting to do that go full healing build like a super healer you get anyone up if they go down you can heal them just top them off all the time remove cure their wounds remove curses and then like every time you heal somebody you're getting you're procing all of your heal gear which like put shields on them and put shields on you and all this kind of [ __ ] like every time you get a healing item you just stack it that can be good I betry best not to do suspicious while it's watching what we waiting for that's impossible we're going to be hella suspicious what up dog sorry mistress until there Sanctuary one what up elf mommy praise be are you here I don't know H yes cool yes yes yes cool dope cool yes two things should be Waring around [Music] yours speak true Soul the hunt must begin soon uh you are sure anding faces F their refuge and make your way inside and then we yes dope all right we set it up lady artifact we to turn out that's the case wait did we get hson we don't to do oh we can do the hon fight actually that might be fun not that I approve of goblins of course filthy little beasts uh what you think we can do the hson fight see what hson turns into and then talk to him when he turns into whatever he's going to turn into I'mma nip in there real quick I think that might be funny bear time I don't think he's going to turn into a bear but we'll see he's going to turn into is some wild [ __ ] I'm just going to side with him [ __ ] it see again again uh let him go the M glow but you feel these kids are [ __ ] up you're a li time I just want to watch the goblin get smooshed all right hi hon oh he just turned into what he stay as hson everybody else became fun [ __ ] like a big Goblin or a big zombie or a poppy with a crossbow that it can't hold or tiny dudes what the walks turn into a naked GI with one HP and a and a bird these are all pretty easy hus is a recruitable origin NPC hence cannot be targeted oh right cuz he's recruitable damn wait does that mean Menara is not going to turn into anything I could not find hon in my first play through is there a chance that he isn't there no he's always there that's crazy menar is also immun to randomizer yes oh well well at least her Army is going to be like randomized her Army of random [ __ ] and then all of the uh the stuff on our side including hopefully zor I was always surprised that zor wasn't like a recruitable companion later on or uh when they when I heard that hon was going to be one I was like oh they're just going to start introducing a lot of important NPCs as potential companions later on but uh no there's not that many I guess they're such a huge part of the game in terms of like all their dialogue and their quest lines and [ __ ] except for uh Minsk Minsk I think has the least amount of lore which well not lore least amount of um story stuff in act three like his own storyline CU you get him so late which sucks cuz he's my favorite out of companions I think more what happened I wonder Oh wait [ __ ] I got a long rest the air is heavy press your fingers to your mouth I just deep throat my hand oh what the [ __ ] dog will your mind's intertwine you said sense a touch of uncertainty a touch of disgust Minsk is Matt Mercer yeah I know I know what a [ __ ] cool job that would be I cannot trust my own mind sausage fingers right like if you held the knife to this guy's throat he could snap the blade with his [ __ ] Pinky I will he's got giant wiener [ __ ] hands I came just in time oh [ __ ] I forgot you look like that now get out of here and I'm here godamn shave man' we haven't there is I will very cool also yeah good yep yep yep you're not anything secretly under the guise of a weird floaty thing oh wait we got consuming parasites now I haven't run into any parasites we ain't done [ __ ] for Quest stuff oh this is just a web grenade also I thought it was the one that summons the spiders all right get to Emerald gravy goblins are such vile little parasites [ __ ] you dude goblins are cool okay wait wait bows down Gods up I want that gate damn right gods has anyone been able to create an attractive hul why would you want to be an attractive Hulk that's not the point also it's all subjective I bet somebody thinks like the [ __ ] Gan are hot as hell like the male get Yankee oh [ __ ] I don't know why I clicked on that guy I thought that was zor for a second there gods are but what happened we've seen the massing in the if it must be Bloodshed after all we'll blow the horn to draw the in and pray our your all right dope dope dope let's go blow the horn man I killed a play an ogre like a legit ogre with the real actual stat line and [ __ ] too big Lazelle is pretty hot I think they deliberately made the least gross looking gith Yan and also most so the ganki females look reasonable it's the dude ones that look ridiculous if you can get if you can get over the nose the ganki women have like look fine ganki dudes look like [ __ ] frog mutants they look like bony L lanky frog mutants get that damn gate Clos what does it keep panning to I know that these a splinter of ice Works a now slit his throat and gra is under my protection lady you think I'll dissect you oh you [ __ ] what do we got oh my God is that a I thought his hand was in his pocket I was like this guy's so casual it really looks like his hands in his pocket he's just like so maybe maybe I'll F some mines I don't know whatever damn Reaper of ball The Unlucky had this bat well a Reaper ball a little tiny guy everybody bald lady big bald night blade night blade oh my God some [ __ ] vampire lady with a bomb do of the weak 882 HP yeah all right fist red Oops I did not mean to yeah jeez what the [ __ ] big bomb lady summon ogres I think the ogres actually [ __ ] with the uh the people goding as well what do you guys think reload or or uh uh just go with these enemies cuz zor didn't get [ __ ] randomized he's still normal zor and that is bothering no ogres they eat the teelings that's fine I want to see what they turn into it's not like this is going to spin off into like an extensive campaign I want to see what happens Cobalt hole Cobalt hole what hey didn't work let's move over here and try again they got really picky with the ogre spawns for sure maybe it's cuz they're turning into random [ __ ] they have to have a oh just a big old ogre same ogre but huge one of them turned into this lady and the other one turned into a tiny little gnome damn that's a big Ogre thank what do you think guys reload and reload and see if we get a different set of dudes for a more epic fight or just see how this one goes I'm sad that human is gone also I did change the transforms to 100 I did I changed the noted one more yeah let's see what we get this time cuz I can fast forward through the dialogue I want to see if we get some interesting [ __ ] all right oh [ __ ] I have to I should have quick saved when I went up the ladder damn it zor has already been mocked as randomized before you changed now you can't get it again [Music] no wait isn't that the same for all these NPCs like Lissa or eer or elus the barrel goblins are interesting someone's reported a theft in this area the likely culprit what will you do what I didn't steal [ __ ] the [ __ ] I didn't steal anything I'm getting accused of [ __ ] out here um you H the Dr here by the nine Hells why the horn if you seek to draw her make [ __ ] all right and then we blow horn we get cut scene and now slit his throat no no you're cringe nuh oh my God the [ __ ] yeah zeor kind transform into to [ __ ] but they can like a wolf or lady I think this is oh my God why always a naked guy he's just okay that is a standard man that is just a standard man called human with no PE no peas what is this guy holy [ __ ] it's he's just Boulder's Gate that's Boulder he's completely Boulder he's literally Boulder than anyone Scourge John human it's John human let's see what we get for this is worse than the last one though I'm going to load this one it's him imagine if he just turned around and one shot the whole poy just human not enough wiener at all I mean the less weener the more chance I have of this demonetized but I think that ship has the sailed oh [ __ ] I no are you ready yep whoops all right SL his thr oh dude I have the transformation on 100% I'm going to resave the thing wait wait what the [ __ ] did it bug I think it bug out we're only in combat with like some of them and only some of them randomized what I think it's what the [ __ ] I think I fast forward fast forwarded through it too quickly what that is so that is [ __ ] strange as hell bald bald and Baler there's a lot of balls or balls there's bald balers gate balls ball the go the gotam owner lot of ball in this game now SL there we now we did it again who's this big [ __ ] with with the mustache why does that keep happening that's so strange ooze oh come on put some clothes on dog saz is here with a bomb on yeah Watchman just a straight up mine flare with a bat whoa look at this mine flare why does it look different does this one look different is that this one looks totally different this is like a beta M flare I'm pretty sure the game will catch it if you move around a bit Yeah I tell you what I'm going to take the horn off of my guy and then and then toot that [ __ ] I do mean to toot my own horn oh okay just lump is a naked guy with one HP are you [ __ ] kidding me it's [ __ ] Boulder again human invisible helper lumpy one of them is just invisible and then a null Eloy if you are an origin character become a mind flare that's what you look like oh huh interesting I'm going do like one more I'mma go through the dialogue a teeny bit slower to see if it doesn't bug out cu I think that if you're in the I guess if you're talking in the dialogue and they're all getting into position um that's when you're supposed to be talking to them so if you fast forward forward through you're kind of skipping a bunch of [ __ ] so if I blow the hornn get that damn gate closed and then let them I know that you are give it a minute these creatures a splinter of a pretty speech it almost brings a human will be there forever imagine if it turn every MP NPC and there just some naked Abomination 10 foot tall naked Abominations the absolute wants all of them no you think you can stand against me I'll disect you like this bit what is that sassy walkoff and then she's just back in the same spot there you go oh God there's always a naked God damn it oh my God yo that was a big jump for that null godamn God being able to play as a null would be so cool give me that [ __ ] man we play as a ganol no [ __ ] I push him off too heavy to okay oh my God it's an old a naked old lady a bald naked old lady [Laughter] hofling why are we cursed why do the [ __ ] ogres always suck they're never good they're never ever useful they always suck ass what's with this we have a burning half dead child and a fully dead burned highelf guy and then the last one is a tiny skeleton with 14 HP that one was a vampire I think L it's j jasine the high elf with one HP God give me some good I just need like one good one of them being strong it's seriously every time legitimately every single time we blow this one we get [ __ ] what's with that jeline is a Withers recruit with one HP maybe it's a placeholder or something slit his throat traitor you think I'll Die s oh my God the [ __ ] whatever I'm going to stick with the bug they'll get pulled into a combat eventually that is loroan that's kind of crazy that's that's pretty nuts oh my God dead goblins oh my wait is is that a parasite with a bow is that a mine flare parasite with a bow what okay that's that's kind of crazy I they gave the one thing with no arms a [ __ ] weapon that's that's kind of wild Asher the infamous famous 8 HP badly textured null with a missing gut cool cool uh oh [ __ ] we got Duke older whatever the [ __ ] involved Will's Papa some naked lady the looa can guy let's hope we get some good allies this time if we get even one good Ally I'm just going to roll with it all right here we go please don't burn to death on a nearby torch this time that would be cool wait oh we got malite lump we got why are they always on fire you know what blazing F why do they always they're like weak children and [ __ ] what is that Reaper of ball with 7 HP whatever let's see how see how this goes I guess [ __ ] it that won't work damn I'm not pulling them in too is weird oh my God the Aran jump on NPCs looks crazy what yep more of them what of dwarfs and [ __ ] can I oh my God look at this [ __ ] guy [ __ ] massive dwarf doing a classic dwarf T POS can I fire explode them like looa can you have to kill them with your with your like this oh come on die yeah nice big explosion not bad oh yeah [ __ ] I forgot about the 6 to 60 inflict wounds we got maybe it's I think i' jump with a gun if I blow that up die Loken that's not good oh the [ __ ] look at the little scouton guy oh please don't whatever that [ __ ] that was please don't ow get him child that's a deep voice for that child go tiny Reaper of ball reap for me yes oh it's someone a shadow nice oh bber bang sport oh [ __ ] oh that [ __ ] us up a bit what are you going to do ogre you're going to do nothing okay I need oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] he's doing magical [ __ ] no not good now [ __ ] they're getting in they're going to hit the gate not the gate man zeor is [ __ ] I get him blazing fank do something he's going to jump and do nothing nice oh that's a naked G lady God even the AI does eldrich blast before they do um hex I do that all the time I forget that I have hex oh [ __ ] wait isn't there one over here damn it it's right there te AP wait is zor fighting me wait they're all enemies no wait I'm so confused wait why are zor enemies now yeah they're red their shit's red why are they [ __ ] me up is it cuz they summon the ogres damn I turned this into a three-way fight man that child is taking some good hits okay maybe I underestimated that child with a pitchfork rip please no playing as a Mike would be pretty cool if you get that Spore ability to raise people up as like Spore slaves you get all their abilities and whatever that'd be pretty nice yeah nice try idiots sir oh you [ __ ] Mor oh [ __ ] what oh okay he's got six Health HP for a second there I was worried for a second there that's not Raphael who the [ __ ] is this is that a ponytail what is that it looks like a rat is terrified and hiding in the back of his shirt who the [ __ ] is that is that like old Raphael oh yeah the [ __ ] ogre rag doll amazing the rest of you discount Raphael that's that's beta access Raphael wait is it Shadow heart it's Barrel Shadow H heart look at the little face damn that's weird seeing Shadow hot wearing this cool ass armor too oh not good speaking of shot burned to death how are the settings fine now can you post your randomizer config somewhere uh you mean the config like the combat randomizer config which has like all the settings in it like NPC equipment spells all that kind of [ __ ] yeah I'll post it in the Discord in the in general if you want it good time to advertise the Discord I guess there's a there's a actually you know what I'll put it in the boulders Gate 3 channel in the Discord you can find it there is that weird rafhael [ __ ] knockoff like wish.com Raphael chilling Minsk again they're not doing a good job getting through this door oh my God I [ __ ] zoomed in rest in peace what you a over is what you get does anyone else think that okoy looks like leafy is here you have no idea what I look like what do you mean you mean uh [ __ ] the character like this you think this looks like leafy he's got a chin that's impossible all right man zor is all sorts of [ __ ] up what are the odds of winning this I'm going to go for Raphael do that Shield o that damage man this fight is messy no leave him alone oh no I killed actually know [ __ ] that kill zor it's ogres versus all but they're not ogers secretly disguised ogres this [ __ ] little pitch frog wielding kid is really completely dead wow [ __ ] this ogres killed like 10 people holy [ __ ] I didn't think an ogre Chuck and rocks would be this strong check the loot before you die was that boo what's that noise did did they spawn another hamster for the hamster to die oh my God yo big [ __ ] lady um what up Ray of fear or Ray G Talk I don't [ __ ] know yeah [ __ ] again [ __ ] nice yeah [ __ ] you zor zor you traitor wait what if I put this here and then every time they get up the ladder you know that might work [ __ ] no not fank ah they're going all my allies [ __ ] arrest them these ogres are acting strange oh [ __ ] standard uncustomized M M M oh my God Minsk oh [ __ ] nice yeah do I have to concentrate on that I do right then I will wait immobile while gring okay what the [ __ ] what try something else what Jesus Christ all right the narrator just [ __ ] me up did the narrator or the the dream person just tell me I was doing [ __ ] and do something else what the [ __ ] was that I've never had the AI just be like no you're [ __ ] dumb do something else oh that's good each creature with a n meter is randomly transforming either a cat or a dog when now um I mean that didn't happen so old Zeo is getting butchered they're really [ __ ] him up three HP left man they're all missing him though go away Minsk please no no no don't help no what look at this giant lady oh my God ow you know I some tells me we're not going to win this one are you winning no I don't think so I really don't all right how do I win this all in a single cast um why can't I up oh it's a level two spell that's right oh yeah level two bam bam bam bam bam oh [ __ ] I accidentally did all of well that's one down God I I love the big characters break dancing when they die I really do like that looks like Shadow HW can't move zor finally is dead which means they're all going to focus on me we still got to deal with budget um we still got to deal with budget Raphael wish.com Raphael an ogre a bunch of tracker people a fake Shadow HW with one HP and a bomb Minsk at half Health just regular Minsk and then a bunch of other random ass people shadah hot can't move cuz she's dead I mean yeah the actual Shadow hot is dead oh oh and we have to deal with uh Meara just regular Menara unedited of course hi so about that's your deal I think uh we could take we could work with that now that might be a good good time for this you know I think everybody said some stuff that they regret but not me [ __ ] you um oh man how do I get out of this one I'm going to get really big and you'll be really scared because then my hands will be even bigger and then you're [ __ ] if we reverse the footage we will see how okoy broke the transformation Enchantment of so many gos with the power of love that's a much better story I think maybe there's still a chance to ask Menara out true I you you you either die a regular guy or you live long enough to see yourself become a s oh there it is damn Minsk [ __ ] all right I want to let's do a couple more rolls but uh we gave it a good college try with this with the goofy goofy randomizer on King Charles size fingers did King Charles have big hands King Charles hands sausage finger mystery solved as Doctor what the [ __ ] oh my God what what the [ __ ] are these what [ __ ] are [Music] these holy [ __ ] what what the [ __ ] why does he have dwarf hands Fantasy Land dwarf hands holy [ __ ] what is the genetic reason for this he used to have normal hands like this and then bam ogre hands gout I mean maybe he's an old dude old dudes get weird illness stuff that's crazy I didn't know the I didn't know the [ __ ] King had crazy crazy hands do you think he'd be upset if I call them monster hands Charles Charlie monster hands Charlie monster hands the king of England holy [ __ ] that's such an intimidating name for a king we have now slit his throat and open that gate King Charlie monster hands the fifth you think you can destroyed all of the south of England with his monster hands is that a bull oh look at the tiny bullet what look at the teeny tiny bullet look at it oh man we got a conjured rat yes we got a conjured rat a tiny [Music] lady oelle did we get anything good I think I think this one's a stinker guys I think this spawns a stinker yeah we have another ah weird mutant [ __ ] dwarf the composed yeah he does look composed he looks [ __ ] decomposed mushroom dope ass looking mushroom that I wish you could play as he did that weird bug with the spawns again I don't know what you got to wait for to get that to not happen can I spone let see what we get for OES actually know [ __ ] that let's get it a bit of rolling keeping till we get something badass like a dragon or steel Watcher dragons are bugged steel Watchers are probably in the loot T in the uh enemy randomizer table probably I don't think dragons won't be bugged I think dragons just stand there they're weird they're like fake a pretty now SL his throat I'll die all right I'm going to watch this for a second hopefully they'll catch up that [ __ ] walkoff is so goofy oh okay then that's a good roll this is a good one I like this one we're going to keep this one there's a huge fish there's a large fish man that's a massive bear they have a lot of normal [ __ ] too nothing not everything's been pulled in so it's not been randomized yet some little naked dwar guy and the wiener coat that's a face spider matriarch though that could turn the tides that could be fun and a sheep with a bomb a bomb sheep bomb sheep and a yeah face spider matriarch I that's a good Ally to have I think 12 HP with a 45 HP Shield face spider matriarch yeah we'll going keep that I think that's a that's a good that's a good one to keep let's see what let's hope we get something good out of our our other allies Runner boy out here shot the horn wait wait no wait will this turn the fa the face spider against us oh please don't turn the face spider against this stop your belly brother theast oh wait is that rumbling Earth rumbling earth oh so this is like its form before it comes out of the ground 19 AC I is this bad or good I feel like it's just going to be bugged we got a deep gnome and a tiny spider I guess whatever they're not enemies yet so we'll just see what happens all right the Sheep just sat there and grunted the skeleton did a wild ass jump all right it's my turn what if [ __ ] can I kill this guy come on big damage oh what oh he turned back into a Oh weird come on big damage no wait if I blow him if I kill him without fire damage will he still blow up that won't work damn it stop telling me that yo it's just a straight up [ __ ] no is that a tiny steel Watcher Wait no that's just a regular steel Watcher with 206 HP who said steel Watcher the [ __ ] spider's an enemy this sucks oh we're [ __ ] there's no way why would you kill my Ally my only Ally oh oh well the spider just G like grp I think the spider's stuck that guy just summoned is that sarion no it's it looks like aarion though it's just some guy it's it's bestan look at this big [ __ ] spider wait is the bullet dead no it's still going I don't know if it's finding anything though okay steel Watcher could be be bad that's a bomb steel buter maybe it'll blow itself up big frog little little elephant guy he cast like feather fall on himself cool maybe spider is bugged maybe it's [ __ ] big look how tiny Menara is oh that's a second Menara it summoned a second tiny Menara with more HP I think what the [ __ ] yo yo they're throwing [ __ ] people up here they threw a little little guys up here minara and twin thara yeah no yes [ __ ] that guy up no no damn it break his concentration nice maybe we can teleport the spider down there and then it'll do some damage that's a lot of damage wait somebody said that you can push huge creatures with the uh the pushing attack maybe I can do that maybe we can push attack it with uh Lazelle maybe maybe maybe also [ __ ] that sheep wait oh actually I might let the Sheep get closer well this one up instead damage a steel Watcher maybe no I'm going to let him get closer I think can I oh oh I see that little guy what's up little guy too heavy to shove [ __ ] lizard what's with the tail the tail is [ __ ] okay um how do we tackle this I'm going to kill this elephant for fun oh it has so much health never mind wow never mind uh [ __ ] I don't even [ __ ] it oh wa if I throw this it'll blow it up damn it or drop it it'll turn into just oil on the ground uh who do you even attack in this scenario is he going to do the big jump no something is kind of adorable about a sheep with a bomb on its butt like bomb sheep like what is this worms now I go for the wi cry I believe I mean I'm glad you believe but I don't how about this I'll [ __ ] up zor with this super powerful spell oh get [ __ ] hell dust gloves don't mind if if I [Music] do a skimmy plus one a thunder skin cloak dog just toal male goodbye cringe lore goodbye [ __ ] wait I was going to do goting not goting pushing attack melee yes I can look nice if I get like I'll get myself into position then do it next turn you think he Sonic Jump would be good but that's going to cost an action I already don't have a bonus action all right let's get close like here all right of summoning the ogres makes it hell because they're hustle to both other groups and spawn behind your allies and save your enemies yeah yeah kind of stupid I would have just had designated spawn zones for the ogres if you blow the hor in different locations you know is the mck going to do anything it's just going to stand here looking terrifying for a couple of seconds and then do nothing look at its ass hair oh damn this thing does so much damage it can actually just shoot the gate wait randomized no tiny manthara don't do it oh a lot of them moving in [Music] fish whoa holy [ __ ] bear regular bear definitely what the [ __ ] was that damage holy [ __ ] no stop throwing people up here man oh [ __ ] okay it did 20 damage to the uh the barrel I'll leave her alone that's really that's a huge bear ow okay we're basically dead uh-oh grunt it said this is bad this is really bad um all right pushing attack melee 84% with Advantage but it's not going to knock anything back so what if I jump here here I'll take an attack of opportunity I think we can dodge that worth it wait does it [ __ ] up my movement every time I do that it won't let me go there now this is [ __ ] not great man push no we didn't do anything I don't think I can move it I don't think I can move it at all it's too heavy to shove it weighs uh 250 kg that's obviously not right that's very light well that's not light but this thing weighs a lot more than that [ __ ] can I push anything with this how does this work it show you like a d a line when you hit it I'm just going to hit it again [ __ ] it oh no one damage where the hell is this I just joined this is the attack on the the SP spider king uh Boulders Gate 3 spider king you ever play balers Gate 3 this is just what it looks like dude try something else this is normal oh for real what did I do what did I do look at chat that was a goting attack anyway oh [ __ ] was I using the wrong one oh no oh well I might get do I get any more I twice I literally did I didn't even read it I didn't even try and read it this is why I usually organize all my spells on my bar so I know where they are and I don't just click random [ __ ] please tell me I can actually use it oh god oh [ __ ] there's so many coming in I should have blown up the bombs already wait I still have chance I still have chance I just got to blow them all up create a chain of reaction that'll help stop throwing [ __ ] at me wait did they just they just threw a box at Shadow H heart and spawned another Shadow H [Music] heart all right it's Rogue time I'm just going to take the hits oh and that was a bad idea no a [ __ ] I couldn't even see that there was an attack of opportunity it's fine it's fine blow it up yes bunch of kills good [ __ ] pensac Crush nice could have disengaged all he this is this is supposed to be messy oh my God is zeor just standing there and made of stone look at this giant shot why she got a wizard head God this is completely mad um uh I don't even dog I don't even [ __ ] where do you go from here I'm going to kill myself [ __ ] I can't even kill myself all right I can still do it I don't think it's going to matter but no it didn't matter oh they saved it [ __ ] I think I've still got one more I just don't have another action to do it [Music] what do you mean no oh like that it saved it I mean I could have done it four times technically with the uh the [ __ ] thing oh my God he just pushed the Starion down that's not good this thing's [ __ ] man it would have been useful to have an actual face spider matriarch involved how is it allowed YouTube to show naked spider butts on YouTube what do you mean I've also shown multiple human [ __ ] on this stream it's that's a step down Shield blow [ __ ] it oh I mean this this is really technically unwinable I think they oh that elephant is going to if that elephant [ __ ] kills me dude did it just hit me oh my God it could actually oh my God I was being sarcastic that elephant's tiny flying elephant's beating my ass oh God that's scary for her get away get away ter [ __ ] awful for the end of the stream if that's coming soon you should just set the config to something really stupid like four times cloning ooh how do I do that my enemy duplication chance is on one right now uh is on 10 uh random enemy uh random duplication amount is on zero so if I put that on like 10 enemy duplication chance on 100 and then enemy duplication on 10 would that just be [ __ ] insane enemy DC five yeah all right good all right I set it up right what do I even I need a big bomb attack like technically I can just use like if we get Gail and you get his chest explosion thing you can just win every fight you know you can technically win every fight and then just reload or uh technically stalemate every fight we are unbelievably [ __ ] there's be is everywhere get slammed bear come on okay it didn't even fail at that time I just it just didn't do anything I definitely Ed the right one oops I okay how many FPS do you have right now 60 I have a clean 60 you can you can if you look really closely you can see it in the top left here it's six that I'm getting 60 FPS right now have you seen any dragons yet not on this try Chom them all hey Mr spider matriarch looking handsome wait it's a matriarch it's a lady um you got a huge ass nice hairy ass oh there it is all right let's uh let's see what this is going to be like with the Enemy duplication thing cuz that's going to be [ __ ] insane this is going to be this might just break the game but [ __ ] it all right here we go this is going to be [ __ ] chaotic this is I know the these now slit his throat and open that gate the absolute wants all of them dead traitor okay you think you can stand against me and the absolute I'll dissect you H uh what if you summon a spirit weapon will it be random Plus controlable no anything on your this your you have control of in your party isn't randomized wait did that work oh wait did I save it I did save it didn't I they should have duplicated H that is interesting that's uh that's interesting h that's a kid this is uh wonder why they didn't duplicate what what is this [ __ ] man [ __ ] Boulder gate himself John Boulder showing up in my video game let's try one more time maybe it's not updating because I'm on the game and for some reason that's not functioning bro it's the woman from Ethel's Lara that's kind of a low rate minimization let's see if we can get this to function I just saved it like 10 times the root folder is the correct place it should be working it should be working fine this is it all right it doesn't seem to help anything if I wait anyway but I'm going to watch this that cut scene I know it's meant to be like cool it's a little silly though I don't know why wait did that work no it did not work damn oh dude it's that [ __ ] nerd from the nerd layer with all the nerds in it IO did you up duplication chance uh random duplication amount is set to 10 enemy duplication chance is 100 enemy duplication enemy only duplication is set to five that should be enemy only should be set to one right or zero I [ __ ] it up there you go I [ __ ] something up it sounds like me woo God damn I'm glad she has pants on that would have been really rough I like how it [ __ ] it like flashes you like a coat every time you open the like they easy access pants the [ __ ] oh God damn it but I handed it at 5 and it didn't work I just changed it to zero just then to see if that would help dude bitching [ __ ] Mohawks on these guys some of these models I've never seen legitimately in game these randomizations were we're [ __ ] mid too get demonetized scrub dude it's it's I'm there's not in no Universe have I been has it been monetized this stream got demonetized lit minutes after I started like maybe what 20 minutes in maybe five minutes in just for me [ __ ] swearing constantly what up nerd yeah I don't know what's happening the dup is not God damn dude whoa dude [ __ ] Hercules with no penis and then what's with all the giant naked guys this time just giant naked boys can I summon people maybe that'll help all right going try loading it for this uh apparently I used the wrong config so whatever Titans stares at her nether bra icon wait it was a nether brain that would be the wildest get the actual thing the problem is a lot of enemies in this game don't function like regular enemies and have like special things like dragons I guess cuz they're so big slit his throat an O traitor you think you can stand against me and the ab I'll disect you oh okay yep that's definitely functioning now oh my God I okay big ghoul uh sanguin Hunters [ __ ] many holy [ __ ] allar dudes goblins spiders uh phas be displacer Beast with one HP we've got more allies though look we've got um uh Ule a goblin a giant nasty [ __ ] with a bow we're doing good we're this is fair oh [ __ ] wait we got a bullet is that an actual bullet bullet or is it another weird spawn one we got draw rlin wait we got draw Reglin and we got a [ __ ] naked tling lady glowy naked tling lady I can't click on the bullet so maybe it's stuck D look how long the uh the bar is for everything there's no way way they're all on here oh it's rumbling Earth again it's got one HP [ __ ] damn that's a lot of boys look at all these boys I like blow this guy up just [ __ ] nuke a [ __ ] ton of them out the gate how much health have you got got 6 hp dead weapon collector come on big mushroom oh [ __ ] get them tling get oh [ __ ] oh my God they spawn even more [ __ ] it actually lagged for a second whoa oh it's the shadow plush thing from the dockland area look how [ __ ] many there are big dream visitor lizard is just chilling he kind of looks like a Golden Globe oh here we go all right detonation nice potion of speed yes y yes many dead wza come on draw Raglin do draw Raglin Stu smash somebody you actually got a Warhammer this time oh [ __ ] that's such a good ability damn it did like a dig thing look at this nasty [ __ ] a lot of these civilians seem to be like really bugged the it looks like the dead ones barely function don't grab me don't grab me lady whoa whoa that lizard looks like an Oscar that's what I said he looks like a Golden Globe doesn't he that's crazy that you said that okay larion needs to uh they needs to give out Golden Globes like a game awards thing somebody should give them a golden this little golden guy like a golden um dream visitor just a golden lizard man hope someone makes a mod for that I'm excited as [ __ ] for the mods for this game you know what I want more than mods though I want larion to release a uh game master D and mode like they had in Divinity original sin 2 but for Boulders Gate 3 because Boulders Gate 3 is based directly on DND D so it fits perfectly like you can just run an entire D and D campaign in this game with your friends like you you could have one of your you could have a dungeon master set up a whole ass campaign with like interconnected story lines people can make them and then put them on the workshop for you to host for your friends oh dude it would be so [ __ ] cool you can do all you can have like custom weapons with custom stuff you can have like [ __ ] custom like uh uh make your own maps and zones and like I be [ __ ] so good that would be my my one wish if I could talk to lar any please do another game mode game master mode game master mode in in Divinity original 2 was so slept on and it would be for bg3 oh man I'd host the [ __ ] campaign and have and then do the like a a game master or you could have I could have a a good game master host one on stream and I can uh participate in like a solo game master run or pick three random dudes from chat to do it with me or something or I could host one for like eight players to join or something there's so much potential dude I need some AOE [ __ ] real bad any more bombs [ __ ] you big golden glob band that won't work [ __ ] I just shot at the dream visitor and they responded like that won't work [ __ ] don't try and shoot me no not dra rlin don't you have any Scrolls uh I don't think so yeah get down there stop fing on your teammates [ __ ] this this gas is I feel like built like most white dudes no ass top off top heavy grease no nothing oh maybe [ __ ] yeah I might have looted some Scrolls I probably sold them though yeah I don't have any Scrolls oh [ __ ] putting tentacles down whoa look at this little naked ass [ __ ] Goblin oh my God this lady I want to play as a character this small just teeny teeny tiny little I should get a console thing installed whoa so I can uh rest shrink down my guys you have a bomb true Lazelle does have a bomb I didn't notice that permit passage what the [ __ ] permit passage the umbr the umbrell Tremor has opened letting through a justica Avenger permanent bonus action per turn spell slot W what the [ __ ] is that he sum of a wolf someon a Dire Wolf God there's so much [ __ ] happening right now what a battle like like holy [Music] [ __ ] bring me their heads like [ __ ] fight through all this sangin do some [ __ ] don't just go invisible the mod didn't work for OKO in the beginning how did he fix it uh I re just rej jumbled some stuff that I did last night and uh fixed it again I don't know how to describe it there's a lot of [ __ ] behind the scenes that I I I tried so much stuff to fix it I ran through the couple of ones that worked and then it just fixed it again oh drw R is getting beefed down there man suck this nice that was a wasted thing oh [ __ ] wait okay action surge bomb uh what do we throw where's the most dudes here oh yeah oh that was satisfying not the Golden Globe man he really looks like a Golden Globe man now oh he [ __ ] out his weird lizard [ __ ] is out okay all right time out go away Jesus Christ your Club is terrifying please don't hit me with that no don't do that that [ __ ] rag doll was is amazing dude laid him out get him human human die gate Master Okay die gate Master Okay die gate Master Okay die gate Master please finally [ __ ] holy [ __ ] not worth we're throwing [ __ ] please scaly shite ew no [ __ ] Hast SPS why are they baiting me damn he's got hops if only more of these guys took their turns at the same time like they were all in chunks you know like oh my God look at the little [ __ ] uh Mistress of souls all right I got some Grease Grease re lightning and then we [ __ ] oh it's going to set on fire damn it [ __ ] that's fine is there a mine flare up here yeah whoa that was crazy no more B Bank please that would be that would be bad for me can you make it so the duplication thing only affects allies so we can like even the odds just out of curiosity ooh whirly blade thingy that could be good nice ooh ah can I get that's a kill maybe if we get lucky with crits damn [ __ ] wait and then I'll I'll use Quick finger and then I'll quickly finger this worm lady [ __ ] steal some smoke powder barrels I mean I could go way out of my way to do that oh [ __ ] I forgot to turn the thing off damn dude now my FPS is suffering a little bit I'm down to like 55 FPS I'm moving around like this and getting it all in it dips to like 50 takes a lot this game is pretty well optimized considering how technically how technically sound it is and how beautiful it is visually have you guys ever seen the the amount of people that are like balers Gate 3 looks great but I hate turn-based combat have you like I don't understand the perspective at all because the game is built around the turnbas combat and it's phenomenal and very well implemented and good but it's crazy to me that people are like the whole game looks great but why is it turn-based like what do you mean why is it turn-based what's wrong with turnbas it's tactics it's a tactical game I like turnbas as like real- time strategy not I'm saying turnbas is superior but it's crazy to look at Boulders Gate 3 and be like I [ __ ] hate turnbas the waiting turns people off so it's just like people that are [ __ ] super impatient I hate it when there's like 50 plus dudes like now yeah it gets a little exhausting in normal gam playay if there's too many dudes especially when they don't take their turn at the same time like the players can take their turn simultaneously I think that the AI should there should be a setting to get the AI to do that you know what I mean like if you want them to at least for like enemies below a certain tier you know or if they have over a certain amount of HP or at a certain level so lowlevel enemies take their t uh turn all at the same time cuz they've done that a little bit like if you if there's like a horde of like five or six Goblins the AI will usually make them take their turn at the same time or like spider holds and [ __ ] like that they've already thought of there I just I don't think it's used enough you know I don't think they take advantage of it enough cuz it's it works great bless how many people can I bless three nice all right well he's almost dead that's pointless that thing I don't even know if it can interact with anybody okay [ __ ] bless can I debuff or do any I need aoe's man I didn't think I was going to be fighing this many dudes oh wait let me get over here wounds on this damn my movement is bad oh I oh I'm on web that's why damn it suck a dick just popping to say bye I love your videos ESP the solo Rogue runs Sans run just out of curiosity do you play on any different genes of games like Rog like as well or mainly RPGs like this I play all sorts of games man but if you look at my channel my channel is a good sort of um display of what I play but I play all sorts of [ __ ] man like I love all types of video games but uh I my favorite types of video games are like medieval and fantasy adjacent games so like Dragon's Dogma uh Elden ring Total War series uh I [ __ ] love the soul series but then I play like armor games uh [ __ ] you know hinchy I don't know banord dock tide I played I play a ton of [ __ ] racing games I don't knowy been a really fun stream L hope to see uh See you soon hopefully hopefully good night oh thanks for watching my guy ready for Dragon St 2 [ __ ] yes dude oh my God I'm hyped oh I just want more content for B for drag you try recruit anyone mod because it allows you to actually break the game you should try to recruit anyone mod because you wait so you can just recruit like any NPC or any enemy like how does that work that sounds [ __ ] great though thank you for the Dono by the way dark legendary we're actually not doing too bad in this fight and it's kind of crazy they they have three times the amount of people I guess so do we technically but oh my God that was not good why are they so strong oh get [ __ ] idiot get absolutely destroyed yeah dude I am hyped out of my God for um Dragon's Dogma 2 I've been looking at I was looking at the gameplay a little while ago and everything it's it's just a smoother more refined version of Dragon's Dogma and and a bit more modern it's like exactly what I want I'm so [ __ ] hyped ah [ __ ] 108 damage to the gate and it didn't blow up wow oh it did blow up oh [ __ ] we're [ __ ] [ __ ] I just jumped the gun they can get in now [ __ ] allows you to C get two spells add to party and clone an NPC ah interesting that sounds fun ow God M flares are so strong that mind blast [ __ ] is wild Dragon Dog might have the best magic dude yes that game did different classes in the best way I've ever seen an RPG do different classes like if you play the [ __ ] like a great sword guy you feel like [ __ ] guts you you can like charge up a hit for like literally you can charge your attack for as long as you want and it gets stronger the longer you charge it allowing you to one shot most enemies in the game like you can it's so [ __ ] satisfying dude and you can like uh all of your abilities feel like have an impact and feel different magic is like re very impactful and super strong but it takes a long time to like cast and it's like very clunky and people have to God you while you do it like all the mechanics are so [ __ ] well thought out Rogues feel like super fast and fluid you can climb enemies as well like giant creatures get up and stab their [ __ ] eyes and [ __ ] so satisfying dude oh makes me want to play it again do like a 10th play through I hope they keep the character customization wacky dude if I am so hyped to see your guys' pawns too I hope they get they put in some kind of way you can search for people's pawns individually or have like a community code so that if people create you can like put in a community code and it brings up all of the people's pawns from your community a little bit like the Elden ring uh Community passwords I want to see that in Dragon's Dogma for for for uh pawns cuz I want to recruit my my community's pawns it'd be so [ __ ] funny come on please die flourish flourish is so bad recruit any mod doesn't support the current version damn when I played I recruited all of s ghost and sarok wow wait you got all the way to act three with that mod that sounds [ __ ] nuts op though yeah the character customization in like I remember laughing extremely hard at Dragon Dog mode like the first time around cuz I ran into a an NPC a like twoot tall little like caricature of a black guy like a super racist caricature of a black guy called Ebola Chan and it was just a little tiny black guy with huge red lips and it was so [ __ ] racist and offensive I laughed so hard like it it destroyed me because I'd never seen any like NPCs that like player creat pawns that were that stupid and then I came into a this little racist Goblin man oh my God it [ __ ] destroyed me dude it it just it completely warped my mind also Al I recruit I somebody made a perfect Recreation of Dr Phil and they were an amazing companion and they were actually so effective but it was just a balding it was just a guy with a mustache and like a gray ring of hair around the back of his head and he looked exactly like Dr Phil like some of the people are so creative with their with their companions though like I've seen some amazing on so I had Dr Phil and aola Chan in my party phenomenal game I can't wait to see what people do with their uh companions for Dragon thma 2 and you can make [ __ ] weird cat furry people now too so even more like somebody's going to make my or and some of the other like uh Skyrim uh kajit come on get me over there to do this ability please how am I oh God whatever man this is a long fight oh [ __ ] they can what [Laughter] happened damn ow what is it with the ogres and being so [ __ ] strong at throwing [ __ ] I don't think the enemies can't directly uh Target the rumbling Earth since it has no hit box I mean wasn't that mean that this this fight will literally go on for well I mean no it won't cuz then when I die it'll end but potentially it could go on forever then cuz they'll never be able to find it that gas has been godamn useless menar is finally doing [ __ ] well this is wild it' be cool if there was a fast forward bun for people's turns actually you know what I mean like when it gets to if it's going through a [ __ ] ton of En turns you can just like oh my God I love the down gas animation by the way look he just squirms around like a little [ __ ] little angry fella same thing with the ghouls ghouls Ghasts flying ghouls all of them they all do the same funny ass animation get in there what is this curly-haired [ __ ] buff naked dude get them tiny naked Ally now leave him alone leave the guest alone God why am I stunned wait I got turned into cheese I'm down and I'm cheese when did that happen when did I become cheese or Pac-Man cheese I'm cheese right for 20 turns I'm cheese why am I just cheese forever now stuck in the web my chemical cheese wheel okay yep yeah skip my I'm dead I'm I'm death saving through while I'm cheese I'm [ __ ] that's got to be like an extremely strong spell you know just being able to turn somebody to cheese for 20 turns if if the genie actually can just do that spell to anybody that's crazy [Music] op now bad one damage oh this thing actually can attack people too that's crazy not that it's going to land a goddamn hit okay my man I loved your Hoff sword stream it was pure Jan and windmill Festival dude that game is a [ __ ] blast I still want to do I was thinking of doing another stream at that game but then like just not ending the stream until we complete it you know so I just get better on the stream the problem is I'm going to have to take it seriously and which means like or not take it seriously but I've got to actually try to win otherwise I'm never never going to win and I just can't play games like that especially when I'm streaming oh yeah H SW is super fun though anything physics based is just so fun like one of the hottest times I've laughed on stream is when I flipped open the box on that half sword stream a [ __ ] fing hellbird flew out of the box impaled my guy in the stomach and killed him like you can only get that kind of an experience in a physics based game like you can't take Hof sword seriously even the devs didn't yeah but the [ __ ] I'm glad though because if they if you had that Psychopathic character screaming they're try to crawl away from you and if you had that but it was taken seriously that would be Psychopathic like the game has to have a goofy chivalry esque like you know thing thing to it otherwise it's [ __ ] it's super [ __ ] God damn there's so many of them dude and I can't do [ __ ] because I'm just Perma cheesed I've never been cheesed by the AI before usually it's the other way around I will not fall before my time I'm not going to L longer oh my God this one who the [ __ ] even is that look at their little tutu it's like a one U cenm tall oh my God I'm glad this game has rag dolls too I don't think enough games utilize rag dolls became a cheese masterer no not the tiny little tutu man not seeing enough movement can I get over here stealth wait can I stealth no I've already come too close damn it die [ __ ] wait when did a normal Soul spider get in has this been in here the whole time oh [ __ ] Shadow hot's [ __ ] what is zor doing what is this that's really creepy looking he's stuck in t uh-oh oh my God the damage oh he's been commanded to Halt right hello never caught stream before and not going to start now SC back to the start what happened to Sans is game over since the Nerf were what oh yeah I forgot he got nerfed it wasn't that huge of a Nerf really well off hand crossbows got nerfed and then he also his chest piece the armor of agility got nerfed and then some other [ __ ] got nerfed we'll deal with that when we're back in the game I think what really makes him strong is his enduring spirit and adoring horable little face so I don't think we really need him necessarily to be super op also it just means figuring situations out and taking on different fights more strategically instead of just like Brute Force cheesing them but we'll see you know we'll bring Sans Back The Saga must continue [ __ ] this fight might be about done the worst nerve for me is when they removed sneak attack for eldr blast Elders blast had a sneak attack what do you mean like where you could cast it over and over and over again because it was bugged or not bugged but it was like because I remember being able to do that just be on like a ledge really far away and just Spam Al spast and it would knock them down and stun them every time too so you could just keep spamming it out over and over and over it was so strong God the pathing for some of these units is rough God damn Z's getting peened oh this might be it oh no why did you do that to aarion [ __ ] he's going to make me skip my turn now wait what the [ __ ] wait when did hson show up that's just hson but he's like skinny when did skinny hson show up is he going he the whole time a skinny bow wielding hollison been here the whole time I just didn't notice dude if that naked lady kills me just some naked tling takes goddamn it's Chad staran out oh no oh this is it this is it h oh wait what he threw it at this guy he threw at the [ __ ] mine flare what if I blow what if I toot my horn if I get the chance I'm not stunned Seer monkey my chemical cheese is [ __ ] get let's get my turn my next 17 [ __ ] turns I've been Perma cheesed don't kill hson B Bo hson skinny hson looks weird skinny by the way like his body on his face on oh wait no wait is he normal he looks less ripped like just jacked out of his mind o close [ __ ] lady again damn the bullet's crazy looking in her mouth she's in its mouth oh I just got a real bad taint shot of that hil's SC no thanks well zi's dead Perpetual parmesan it does look like a wheel of Parmesan too that's crazy I need more bullets I think it's apparently supposed to be something that can appear multiple times but like oh I'm [ __ ] oh he going to kill cheese are you really going to [ __ ] up cheat oh it did the brain consumption thing oh my God that damage I was just consumed he just ate the cheese he just came over and ate cheese ate me as cheese I've been consumed by a cheese flare yeah going to just keep staring at Hon's thigh there bud oh it's saran's turn that's why [Music] um save me ogus come to my Aid give me AIDS ogas duplicate yourselves there's some guys here that could help uh nothing like percentage sign percentage sign percentage sign no D stub Dash test human male best male base or um dwarf citizen or executed deep gnome these are they're bound to be helpful oh wait that one actually has a lot of health and then also um I think that's it I think they literally they didn't really split either that's great for me maybe when they get in combat no they're in combat how do I get out of this disengage cutting action run over here take healing potion from inventory like this Dr healing regret Speed Run get over here Hide and then try and surv winnable I mean somebody out I could pass the safe file to somebody and they'd win it put some [ __ ] clothes on lady oh no not BR to leave you dumbass that's a tree can I just delete these guys so we don't have to just stare at them for five minutes each time resist come on Alison solo everybody uh I'm not this [ __ ] ah these people man the luery double Seer and the illus double seem to be completely brain dead yeah I think it's because they're they just don't have ai for doing anything I don't have you seen the post of the guy who turned Withers to Stone and didn't have any basilis o or greater restoration Hy no way to Respec or to get a hling to get the spell either wait really you can turn him to Stone why would they turn him to Stone what they turn him to Stone with oh is he going to [ __ ] me up oh I'm dead oh he tried eating my brain [ __ ] tried eating my brain cheese wasn't enough for you [ __ ] come on house do something I'm stunned [ __ ] get away chling lady don't kill me I have allies the Allies are not doing anything I think they're bugged the like the D some guy is not doing [ __ ] the other D are an executed gnome this one is just standing there basically te- posing FL the stone spell oh notable since the enemy has to fail three SC in a row but then it's funny oh there it is well there you go they prioritize me but but anyway all right I'm I'mma leave it there boys we that's that's been a 6 hour long stream this mod is a [ __ ] blast if anybody wants to play it you can obviously tweak it however you want if you want it to be super light and the enemies are just slightly different or maybe they duplicate sometimes just to take make it uh your campaign a little bit different you can use really really small amounts but uh like or you can just have it to be [ __ ] crazy they totally up to you good mod fun fun ass uh fun stream good [ __ ] [ __ ] I think next stream I'm going to do the uh eight player per death run again but uh with with the uh changed rules I'm going to skim through the old video it's been so long I can like barely remember if I get that mod working I'll do that if I can't get it working we'll continue Sans yeah but if we if we can we'll do sand after anyway you know what I mean but yeah thanks for watching thanks for the donos thanks for watching and all that good stuff I've been trying to get the mod working for the last 45 minutes damn dude when's the next stream uh I'm not sure it just be when I'm free and when is a good time for it and [ __ ] like that I'm not really scheduled uh for anything though obviously do this full time so yeah it'll be when it'll be whenever it is it'll be like up an hour before the stream thoughts or I might announce it in the community yeah because people ask me to do that like announce streams ahead of time but uh usually it's at 5:00 pm that's when I go that's when I go to stream on most days so if just check out 5 you know if if you're feeling like oh I kind of want to watch the stream that'll be from 5: anyway yeah thanks for watching guys uh join the Discord in the description check out the mod in the description there's a Ballers Gate 3 Channel if you have any like questions or whatever you just want to talk about bg3 stuff or whatever and I'll see you on the next stream

Channel: Okoii

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Keywords: baldurs gate, bg3, baldur's gate 3, baldurs gate 3, baldur, gate, warhammer, baldurs gate stream, streams, balurs gate, Dark Urge stream, baldur's gate multiplayer, multiplayer, multi stream, multiplayer stream, permadeath, 8 player

Id: _JHWxOPOwOk

Length: 359min 25sec (21565 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 25 2023