Zooming With the Homies (ZWTH) EPISODE 77

it ain't there you live you don't see us it doesn't say live on youtube on your side no bro i'm telling you it's there it ain't there look what's up everybody as y'all come in go ahead and hit that like button grab a seat pull up do whatever you need to do nothing about what up rob hayes what's going on all right man might talk about maintaining my first zoom in with the homies i'm tripping i have the music's in playing pressure's on now i see it live on youtube i told you it takes a little bit what up y'all it's my creator chronicles for patreon for 9 25. the question today is what am i excited about actually i'll start off like this what up y'all it's your boy patreon creator chronicles for september 24th and the question i want to answer today is what i'm excited about well i'm excited about keep your distance comedy it's a live stand-up comedy show that we host every other friday and today i've got my good friend to hear more he's allowed us to pull up on zooming with the homies i have to hear more rob hayes rob hayes and i did the bay area black comedy competition we did he did well i i bombed my life away i didn't know if you remember that did do i remember bombing rob of course i do you don't forget that we were rob hayes is on the show tomorrow he is so funny he's also a different piece of comedian you know a lot of black people and rob is like i'm gonna stand here and tell these jokes and he he had i'm not gonna spoil it on his jokes he might be yeah that's a rumor no all right rob def jam haze that's what they call rob uh we got rob delay ron g tony baker uh keisha e and um oh the pressure's on who's the other person castillo sydney castillo ah there you go very funny people and you know i get excited to perform with my friends i get excited to share the stage with giants and that's what i get to do so right now i'm gonna chop it up for two hours with my guys and uh i love you shout out to you guys for all the support and for watching me these last four weeks if i you know kind of behind the scenes and showed you what it's like to be a creator on patreon shouts out to the stage crew you feel me be easy get your tickets to the show so we can start creating more super dope content peace peace peace bro i had to turn that video in in 15 minutes i forgot about it that's your personal your personal no i had a i had got a brand deal with i got a patreon brand deal or like work with patreon but i i hadn't been able to do the last one kevin got a house with a view yeah i recognize the town biz you see what it is you know what i'm saying we out here how y'all doing man what up [ __ ] oh keisha just woke up sorry i forgot my cobbler was in the oven and i was like oh [ __ ] hey alex how are you keisha you was at the wedding yes so cindy i feel like we never formally met and every time i see you you have this look on your face that kind of be like you don't know me and i'd be and i was like maybe at some point during the show you know we'll say hello hey rob no what's up bringing comedians together since march 2020. people don't understand i'm really an introverting person like i'll get shots if i don't know yeah i know yes i apologize when i first watched it and i was like oh [ __ ] i don't know that let me just you know what it is when you walked in chante shantay walked up to he was like she said oh i'm sorry i chanted wayne's like i thought you were somebody else and when she walked away from you i said so that pickup line working with y'all too huh he sent me a message thanking me for doing with the homies and stuff like that and i was like man [ __ ] you i ain't getting no invite to the wedding hung up on this [ __ ] hey yes that's expensive i get it hey man i was i was just playing i was just kidding with him but he had bad service in puerto rico so he's been trying to call me for three days cause he thought i was serious i was like i was just kidding enjoy your honeymoon where are you hurting what's up baby you know i'm up in this thing you already got i already got a button down [Laughter] yeah just fresh off of it just got back just got back from the dr just got back but listen we're gonna go ahead and just get us started man welcome to another episode of zuma with the homies this is the keep your distance comedy show takeover uh we got everybody that's gonna be on the show tomorrow night on the show tonight it's the show before the show as i like to call it man and no one here is a stranger except for rob hayes so we're gonna start with the introductions with with him ladies and gentlemen from atlanta georgia out in l.a now calling shots making [ __ ] happen you know what i'm saying the light skin phenom you know saying cologne connoisseur weed i had nothing for weed uh but y'all he's very funny very talented writer comedian actor put your hands together for rob hayes what's going on what's up wrong bobby do you have a candle do you have a candle or something that you could like to possibly illuminate the room anymore or is this is that just as much like i got a i got a ring oh yeah i just got it yesterday yeah plug it up you got to plug it up are you coming in the wrong place yellow i'm putting it on the yellow light there it is so just ignore one of the boxes my phone has the audio because my computer just messing up the audio but i can see everybody with the computer okay i can't see everybody on my phone yeah yeah that's cool it won't show on the on your youtube one so it's all good uh rob thank you for for tuning in with us man i appreciate you for for pulling up man um um yeah man i don't know if you can get your ring a little closer just because the people who they damn they they they went from can he get more like to is rob single literally in three comments that's a come up bro listen the first time here had me on this show he had me um [ __ ] zoom in with the homies the bet uncut edition like late night i was like what did i just one dude was trying to give me on sunset and the gray i'm like is he trying to put me on the corner what is going on you know what the thing is about tennessee to the neck i just saw him at the wedding i heard somebody like keisha i'm like i don't have nobody listen man this show like we can see let's see i mean we can see you you're just it's not as illuminated as everyone else that's all it looks like you're calling him from jail it looks like recessed lighting but it only goes to that level it never you got you got the flashback dreamy filter [Laughter] the way i see is different than what y'all i don't know i that made it a little bit better it made it a little bit better so we'll go with that we'll take a look we can get at this point rob uh next up ladies and gentlemen uh he's a crowd favorite uh can't have him on here as much as i would like to because he won't sit his ass still uh but somebody gotta get some money so i ain't even mad at them this could be anybody this could be two different people right now they don't know who he's gonna be ladies and gentlemen just got back from the dr ladies and gentlemen please welcome back to the stage mr delay make some noise you said delay like there was another thing to say and then he was debating hey man i'm glad to be back uh welcome welcoming back uh i feel good to hear uh as always brother thank you for providing look at this gentleman just popped in with a brand new facial hair i like what you're doing tony baker i like what you're doing in the community don't give up keep going bro keep going tony it was on me until it came in full tone keep going don't listen to the hater tony looks homeless and it's only amplified by the fact that he's he's eating cereal out of a red cup okay that's the most homeless [ __ ] that you could do right now tony like he just got back from the pot me tony look like he just got back from predator camp by the way what is it don't worry about it granola is this granola and milk you gonna judge whatever i tell you it is something it don't matter it don't matter what's in the cup at this point it don't matter it could be alligator meat we don't give a [ __ ] here's what i love that's what i love tony baker the confidence that you came in and you came in with a whole red cup full of an anonymous amount of things on the inside but you came in with so much confidence as if hey y'all should have a red cup too you sure i'm like i like it you should when you're on the beach you gotta have that red cup next up ladies and gentlemen um she's also no stranger to the show uh you actually saw her on here last week talking a whole lot of [ __ ] uh she's about to go to set um and if you guys didn't know uh this young lady actually built a college in detroit and she didn't actually build it basically right here well here's the thing we saved by him but she literally just bought an abandoned high school and just transferred yeah it costs 25 the actual application costs more than the property did because detroit uh ladies and gentlemen please welcome back to the stage comedian actor uh content producer writer kesha e in the building you say what keisha this is the affirmative action part of the show oh yeah yeah but we gotta have at least one and make sure she's black too like right now oh no no no no no no we we had other options for ladies this is the the the like show detroit some love because they really needed part of the show here you go so here knows i have nothing for saint louis because there's but there's nothing there literally he's not even that that's that's regular saint louis keisha he's from east saint louis that's even worse evan you shut up he was not singing about east saint he has no idea how odd it is over there from uh new mexico kevin i'm from el paso and we got khalid now please send me your location man it's the first four black people like to start that's right glory glory you tap yeah we got a movie what movie's been made about east st louis hey man first of all trespass was shot in east st louis boom that's one one scene one scene that's trespass and then also we were on first 48 like 12 times which trespass you proud of this trespass the old movie from like what was that in the 90s it was ice cube and iced tea in it with billboards yeah that might have been set in st louis but that was that was shot in atlanta my they have a lot of fights about because aaron edwards told me that's all i know about you hey man next time they had a fire scene in vacation next next step on the show you're not going to just land in my city we're going to keep it moving next up on the on the show uh this young man is from fort worth with absolutely nothing is going on but he's an amazing writer producer he had a hit single called regular body he also wrote funny wins ladies and gentlemen he's rich as [ __ ] y'all got all in this inbox we have city castillos that's not funny anymore let me tell you why it's not funny anymore because every time i do this show i actually paying a hundred dollars i think they sending me some money and they they always request money owing people after this show and because hey man for college books like ain't no you ain't even thank you for the credit though i am i'm not wealthy at all okay let's just okay and then yeah i haven't seen people are asking my old man rick i haven't seen him in a while it's too hot he hasn't been outside but i have to keep you all next time i do next up ladies and gentlemen we have uh everybody's favorite voiceover champion uh you've seen him everywhere he's all over the internet uh he has a change.org petition off right now to keep him off of versus um amazing that's a real that's a real thing ladies and gentlemen uh amazing comedian writer uh father and he has a new special that you can purchase on amazon right now tony baker and friends ladies and gentlemen please welcome back to the show mr tony baker [Music] hey okay thanks for having me y'all you know what i'm saying it's an honor to be here i'll be in the comments section most of the time i like to be the king of the comments you know what i'm saying that's why they got that petition on you right now this is the exact reason the funniest thing about that tony is all the things in the world and somebody was like the powers that be at verses we must come together tony baker is ruining the experience i [Music] i'm like why are you even reading the comments you supposed to be watching them and listening to the music the comments off you can watch it on apple or or on your thing like you don't tell me tony what are you saying where where versus has to come in and say hold on what we need to abandon like what are you saying what are you what are you saying i'll be giving props to the people in the battle and then i talk about it they don't just ban [ __ ] they give props what are you saying hey listen man what's the comment i know a comment about me fire before what comment got you in in the chain what happened they first started getting mad at me when i was in the the beanie man bounty killer uh chat oh you said why the [ __ ] are we doing this one no it was like i don't know what they talking about i only know about five songs between okay okay slight jab slight jab okay nice job but it was like you know i was still showing love i showed love mostly but they they was coming at me for that i mean you was mad corny in the comment section disrespectful oh no i ain't know what they were saying i needed subtitles i needed the subtitles you know i was talking about beanie man's outfit because he had he had the he had the rich man good yeah i'm doing well in life yeah everywhere but they're good and i was like so they were mad about that and then then the teddy riley incident happened they got really big teddy right they made it on shade room baller alert hollywood unlocked you on your third strike riley you started the petition that tony is though we were having a conversation on them a couple days ago uh about wealth and celebrity and all of that and tony text me like yo i won't end on this convo tag me in so i sent him the link right tony comes in doesn't say anything hops right in the comment section on the show it was like now you have your victim you know now you talking about you don't know tony it'd be too many people talking at one time it was a lot of that last night and you know me i hate it so i was like i'm gonna go to the comics whose verses was last night oh no with the verses it was here and zooming with the homies oh okay well i did i did say my piece though i said what i wanted to say and then i went to the comments about it it was about feeling like a celebrity and stuff like that yeah and then i said my little spiel and then i was like comments last but not least ladies and gentlemen uh next up we have the creator of the keep your distance comedy show uh the creator of the uh real comedians of social media comedy to a world tour um this brother is just he's a great person uh but also a horrible person at the same time ladies and gentlemen uh yeah you yeah you hey tom yeah you ladies and gentlemen please welcome father husband uh thespian uh [ __ ] and amazing friends sometimes we have kevin heavy heart on stage let's go brother how you doing hey man i'm good thank you so much for having me to here it's it's such a pleasure to be with you today i love the way your shirt matches your face it is so it does though it's shirt and hat it's like one thing it's a good look though to here it's a good looking you got a you got a jacket on at the crib it's refreshing that color egg shell is the egg shell paint you that color um well we got a great show tonight man we got um i think we got one more person ron g is going to pull up uh once he finished his show uh and when he does he he'll get the uh party people well i'm sorry that's my ranji impression what's up party people [Laughter] when you come to the stage what's up party people well the introductions to 20 minutes old um this is another episode of zuma with the homies this is the keep your distance comedy show edition everybody you see tonight will be actually on the show tomorrow night and everybody has a promo code i have mobster tony has tony kev what's your what's your promo code kev kev okay and i think everyone else is just their name so but use two years used to hear us if you're watching zoom with the homies so we can break them off show them some love appreciate that for to hear so this is uh you know the show's not behind the paywall you get this one for free so all i actually do is you take care of my guests at this time i'm going to ask all my guests to change your name to your uh cash app name so that you can bless you get you a little bit of something before the show you know what i'm saying you know homie jokes before the show what'd you say kev i said what's your beep yeah you know what i'm saying watch you watch your beak a little bit you know what i'm saying you might don't mind for me to hear because i'm on my phone i'm gonna do it for my phone yeah i got you man it's just my name thank you sir no problem all right so um i just saw something on twitter that was very disturbing um this young lady and i'll give you her name one second uh pull up the pull up the picture and i'm gonna send it to the send it to the the the computer real quick uh huh yeah that's it right there i'm gonna add drop that to here you're aging before us you really sound like somebody all right so i want to put this on the screen i just want to get y'all uh opinion of it real quick if you don't mind there we go so read that out right there in 2004 oh i saw this [Laughter] what first of all who who sets out to do that as a guinness world record delay i want to hear your thoughts cause you've been you've been quiet i know you got i know you got some feelings on that first of all wow okay first of all wow let's not disappoint that's talent that is talent to go for one day that's 24 hours actually yes she did it she did it in 12 hours every guy had um i think he had a 100 seconds every guy had 100 seconds oh yeah that's about right did anybody did anybody anybody go wrong you got any of that yeah i'm pretty sure that i'm pretty sure they couldn't go wrong pretty sure they couldn't go raw but they couldn't yeah so um you said they could not no they couldn't go wrong okay uh so so probably about 40 40 thrusts i think they only got a minute i think each person only got a minute like 60 seconds so i just want to get the picture painted so these guys all these dicks are lined up everybody's just standing just they blind their dicks up it's like a deal they just wait time what if you're not ready when is your turn i just need to know a lot of this [ __ ] like if you're not ready right away do you get skipped or you come back to the end of the line i don't know bottom line is this i think that lady is a courageous woman now a lot of women are going to be very upset and they like i can't believe she that she just no first of all to have 900 dicks in you in a date yeah it's just monumental yeah and and i think it should be glorified i think this should be glorified all around the world i think she should have on on dates she said she should have her own day it should be called do what you want to do with dick day if you ask me on thursday thursday and everybody get time in hand when you break a world record you have to have a representative from guinness presence so was like how do you get a sign like that you know like it's other people they just looking at collections and just looking at you know people who jump in the highest and stuff how do you get a sign to see all that you know or was he one of the 919 what was the previous record i just this is just not you know how you about to break a record and there's always your team cheering you on so when she's at 913 dicks do you think she had her friends and family like you got six more hold on everything's numb right now it's like you got six more and we can do the confetti just come out of nowhere on the 19th victor like i don't know but you know what it's always a miscount in there it's always a miscount like hey wait wait stop go back go back we gotta count these dicks again one of these dicks didn't count one of them didn't start up right away so it didn't have a full thrust in it so that dick didn't count you gotta you still got two more dicks to go so you gotta throw them two more dicks back in there i don't know who whoever's on the set if you want the record i mean if you wanted like was it a what how was the breakdown but it's like they probably they probably had like the the line up the numbers on their chests like how they do when you do a marathon so everybody got that number you know what i mean like what was that pee break like i know that [ __ ] i would love to see a package like on ninja warrior where they're like training on their own homemade course like of her training for the like 919 like she got her you know her dildos set up in the back and stuff and like her knee pads or whatever she needs you know i'm saying she's in a mountain training for like three months in siberia kevin yeah i thought i was gonna have to bring look out i was ready to bring him out yeah wow we're going to talk about it i was ready i didn't know how i know it's really that big you that's a just detail it's the real quick did you draw that now did you already have that going i just drew it now you're gifted you're almost as good as the anybody we talked about before my eyebrows are not that ridic you want me bring up the picture you want me right there you got to do the commercial for the show with your thumb like make sure y'all come out so here you need yeah like that make sure right there promote the show you got to promote it here kev you gotta talk and move okay i'm gonna take my video off so it can look like me as a thumb all right go ahead hey man you guys coming out to zoom in with the homies tonight man we got everybody from keep your distance man cindy castillo rob hayes keisha e delay and tony baker man make sure you get your teeth right now use the code mobster for 12 tickets man thank you guys so much we'll see you at the show tomorrow tomorrow morrow [Music] [Laughter] how many times you've done that but it's been funny every time it never [Music] dead batman joker clip y'all put up was hilarious oh that joke man that batman joker [ __ ] was very funny oh yo i watched that 400 times baker looking at the phone so intently made me die he was like like he really didn't understand bro it was so funny to me and we did that last part for like a whole another minute of improv of tony not understanding it was so funny man i'm just just full of fear oh dude to here it was so funny bro it was so funny i can't i i can't wait to watch it again when this is over what i miss most about the road and traveling with my friends is the sleep video i used to prank the [ __ ] out of you i love pranking that's my thing on the road i have some of the best sleep videos of tony baker ever you understand me almost out of here in a pocket like this smartphone wall cap just slumped over it can't do too kevin's sleep with this mouth open a lot of times too so airport when you find when you nestle into yourself and get the airport sleep and you got other people with you so you ain't got to worry about missing the flight that's some good sleep man that gate that gay 32 b sleep that's a good time i miss traveling like that but i don't also i don't miss the flights i miss the the the cities in the you miss being there yeah if i could just delete all the flight pieces it'd be a great life teleportation oh i had that thought so many times i love flying i i that's what i love the most about it the travel the flying trying to be like oh i love traveling my first my first my first trip back on on a plane before this whole clover [ __ ] i was kind of scared but i said man come on man just relax be cool i sit next to a white man and i've got the window and he's got the aisle and he said uh how you doing now anybody that knows me know i don't talk to people on the plane i don't talk to i'm talking about on the plane you can talk to me if you want to i'm not going to talk back that's my time that's my time if you see me with this right here these are the don't [ __ ] with me oh yeah whose time is it it's time it's for me this is my turn so i said i'm going to be nice i'm going to say something and i'm going to go right back once i do this you should know i'm not i'm not dealing with your [ __ ] anymore for the rest of this trip he said uh okay i said i'm doing good i lifted up i said doing good and put it back on this man turn face me again i don't know what an open mouth coughed oh he opened my car i took off the don't [ __ ] with me i said what was that [Laughter] what was that he said i'm clean i'm clean [ __ ] what what was that we got to discuss that [ __ ] listen up because if we go if you're going if that's going to be your thing on the trip open mouth coffin if you're going to be an open mouth coffer if that's going gonna be your thing on this trip uh we can't we can't we're not gonna be in it we're gonna be not we can't facilitate we ain't gonna be the facility together we can't do it open mind and that's i said you know what it's some people out there don't they don't believe in the code they don't think this [ __ ] is real they think this is some [ __ ] and he's looking at me like i'm overreacting i'm looking at him like he's overreacting like who's wrong he's wrong god damn it don't think stop thinking i thought it was historical yeah he wrote yeah he's wrong that delay win that one i had a situation like that happened on my flight back here actually are you calling right now that was different that was a clear that was close she's a close round i came back originally because i had to film and i blocked i thought i blocked everybody under production so we had to sign like on our contract we had the quarantine for 14 days you can go nowhere and when i got to set the producer was like i'm not gonna lie to you it was a replacement and i was like damn like he was gonna replace me she was like yeah and i was like what she like we saw your videos in detroit like you were kind of out there i'm like oh yeah that's hilarious i ain't got it i'm negative you know if you vote so if you go to if you go to hawaii right now you have to quarantine as soon as you touch down in hawaii like that for 14 days when you get how do they track that to here do you know because they they will call you this girl i'm not gonna put her out there like that [ __ ] comedian she went to jail she's on the news y'all ain't see it no you ain't gonna put it out there but if i google comedian go to jail because i was like next week and i was trying to go there and they extended it to october 1st the day before my birthday and i was like i'm not even going to play that game with them and yeah and then my homegirl is in uh no she's in vancouver and she was like they got like guards at her hotel she's like i feel like i'm in jail like this is almost scary that's why that's how it should be that's how you should [ __ ] be till we get these numbers down you heard everybody inside just the us have a good time i live downtown l.a i don't give a [ __ ] about no kobe they don't give two shits about a colgate i know a dude downstairs right now doing heroin his name is old school we call him school he downstairs right now apparently as we speak though while we zoo while we're zooming with the homies he just zoomed in today my point is he don't give a [ __ ] about this stuff that's going on in the world i asked him about it he said i don't give a [ __ ] about a culvert i had that and i had cancer and i beat all that [ __ ] wow now any man any man that's that bold and no mass way no goddamn mask what do you need a mask for he do heroin [Laughter] the old man dog seriously he like delay is it weirder to have a mask on and do heroin or no mask because you got a hole in this [ __ ] i'm gonna put a hole in this [ __ ] kovid you could be like oh come on man i'm just on that rhyme why is seniors i'm on that iran yeah yeah he we lost him about five years ago that that wrong he didn't have good jazz music if it wasn't for heroin heroine was jazz album bro heroine was in the studio it was at the shows we needed heroin heroin played its part in jazz teal you really can't wear that shirt color with that background no more and yeah it does you all blend you do blend in you look like oatmeal oh come on stage wow called them on stage why don't you be serious what you talking why are you doing this no you gotta put you gotta put them on stage cash app on this on this other thing but you gotta put pound thomas that's his cashier yeah what i didn't even do anything to you bro what what is the meaning of all of it hey time hey anytime i do some hate time every platform hate time listen this is how bad it was this is how bad it is sad called me sad is the ceo of all death right now sad called me was like hey bro you know i don't get the chance to watch every video but the the couple i have watched man i i've been saying that hey time thing are you okay is everything is everything eo of the company called me to ask if everything was okay at the house because of hey time and you did that you're responsible for that so he still got the thumb up he's still happening it was turned to the side for a little bit kev you got to fight a thumb with a thumb i'm saying my grandma always told me you fight thumb with a thumb you fight fire with fire don't bring a knife to a gunfight why that's what we doing okay then okay there i i can't keep up with it i'm sorry yeah yeah get a cramp i did like cause i couldn't even find like the right place for the stuff the thumb to stay i i quit what are you doing kevin what are you doing what are you doing you're lying what are you doing what are you doing you just lie all day i'm just i'm just zooming with the homies bro that's all i'm envious because i cut my throat for everybody too some people put questions in the um in the comments so let me let me pull these up real quick though that i'm bad 2007 is when i lost my hair if that's a question i just want to answer now it's 2007. it was 2007. i remember [Laughter] why you got to hear you got to hear behind you got to hear in middle school [Music] here you know you got to be at work at five down at einstein brothers bro somebody is looking for you a cream cheese and a cup of coffee to get their day started that's all right that's all right see you using this time for the wrong reasons you need to be asking rob questions okay ask people get to know rob how about that that's what you need to be doing but you play too much kevin you play so much what was his question i don't know i'm saying you should be asking the questions too though rob what made you move to la i ain't the host of this rob what do you do for a living dirty just even doing that what do you do for a living wow go ahead i feel like i'm in your house you told me to just go in the refrigerator right like real quick for me you know i can't just go in the refrigerator and get the juice you gotta pour you a glass and not and then pour me a glass i hope this is hilarious what made you move to l.a um i originally moved to new york but then i started working uh so much in la it was like i was making money in la and spending in new york so i decided to make the move okay you you real quiet with your answers huh hey man i didn't i don't i don't have a bit about it i don't know how i worked on a tv show sherman showcase on ifc and uh wrote on another show that uh some everything didn't all happen with that but it was still it caused me to be out here you know what i'm saying okay yeah so then after that you know started working on i worked on the steve harvey show i worked on uh the miss universe pageant worked on the espy's midfielders yeah what did you do on the miss universe patrick there's a host probably yeah yeah monologue yeah okay get that get that money hey sydney we ain't all experienced with that all right so we don't need that [ __ ] from you with your judgement i just i just didn't know i mean it was crazy women you know from all over the world all in one spot they all speak english a little bit now wait did you actually get to see the competition or did you just like write the monologue and you got to check you watched it from the crib um i mean we had some bits like in between and stuff so i i was there the whole time okay yeah what's up looking like i was like stressed out yeah okay rob where are you from originally atlanta i think i did it in this intro i did it in some examples i didn't hear that part to hear i'll be tuning you out most of the time were you like born in atlanta rob yes i was born in atlanta oh snap a lot like from atlanta but they don't be from atlanta but they'd be claiming it i was born in atlanta then when i was a baby we moved to orlando and then when i was like seven we moved back to atlanta so i normally just keep the orlando part out of it because how much raised are you at seven you know what i'm saying like i ain't no cursive multiplication like nothing important i couldn't sign nothing you know what i'm saying so i don't really count that part so i just say atlanta born and raised keep it that's probably for the best florida has such a bad map i would never want to tell people i was from there anyway all the most ridiculous people come from florida anytime you like get mad at something it's awesome you're from east st louis so florida is better florida florida come up yo we had a show well this was regular st louis the show 18 abandoned houses with brick holes missing in the foundation but people was living there like there wasn't holes in the houses that was the craziest thing they was just outside like yeah man so i told reggie if you're gonna come over you gotta come before 10. like sir there is a that's that's not what that's not what happened at all that's not what you're doing okay the church was so raggedy looking on the outside and the whole neighborhood looked abandoned it looked like it was one house in use on that whole block so we pull up churches mad dilapidated people outside looking we like oh [ __ ] what is this but inside it was ready inside steam it was nice on the inside that was one of the best shows of my life that night you can't make your outside look too too good because they don't want to come in and see why they're inside looking outside the whole city did that the whole city of st louis looks raggedy yeah you don't want nobody to come in but oh you sure don't you know that my people are from east st louis i'm glad we made it out every time we go back to visit i'd be like thank you grandma like i'm so okay with literally in a [ __ ] bar and they would be eat to go and i'm like i don't understand from but i'm just being honest i'm glad we glad we got out of there you should i will i will buy detroit just to tear down your old high school you understand me you keep playing with me first of all you can't care about my you saw my old high school don't play state of the art let me let me ask everybody this what city would y'all rather live in detroit or st louis that's for everybody detroit louis where you living 2020 2020. i think people from eastside look at detroit be like this [ __ ] nice it is or detroit what's everybody going to rather live in detroit didn't say that i've never been to detroit like that to even like really have a perspective on i've only been in the airport then you've been there you've been to you know like now cause people are trying you have to go and see people trying to limit it's a lot detroit is a nice city bro yeah i never really been all right hold on let me tell you this detroit is a nice city said by kev detroit is so scary that last time we toured to detroit we stayed at the westin at the at the airport he didn't want to leave the airport so we could get out of there though where do we stay calf where we fight listen where do we go what happened was we were going to amsterdam the next day and it was more comfortable for us and i always wanted to stay in a hotel at the airport you know i want to go to maldives i want to see front row in the lego game i definitely want to get a whole airport like landing and taking off i want to get on the shuttle so bad i thought that was amazing in orlando's airport too but it was it was nice of detroit detroit has a great airport too yeah you do all the money went that's where all the money went into detroit to the airport and they tricked people look how nice it is here and you're like oh yeah this airport is amazing you slept outside the airport you like hey what the [ __ ] is great it's a great city that's not even detroit outside the airport number one you're 30 minutes outside of detroit you're praying that you ain't never even been to detroit he was impossible let me ask you a question kev to hear tony who is bringing violence to kev on stage tour like at what point are y'all worried about the area i am because it's so bad that like i'm i don't know y'all got a wholesome ass tour [Laughter] it seems like when y'all come into the city the motorcade it's a motorcade of nothing but the christians all the christians in the city and they out there cheering all the y'all are motorcade they gotta hold the police state troopers everything after that give me give it to him he got his window head out the window you think all this for us [Music] nobody's bothering y'all i don't give a damn what neighborhood y'all go to man you would be surprised cause we did a show in philly you got to remember some of these cities is still them type of cities we did a show in philly and everybody had a great set kevin goes up and he's doing his jokes he's about five minutes into the set now i'm sitting at the back at the room by the by the bar at this point because we did it in a different venue at this one and this dude was like hey man hey that [ __ ] ain't funny hey man shut the [ __ ] up oh man that's how he knows it that's how he goes into it right and so his girl's like stop stop chill out he's like no ain't chilling off of [ __ ] this [ __ ] ain't funny man that [ __ ] ain't funny old church ass cause i don't know if homie gonna try to get on the stage or whatever because he's at the back of the room the stage is all the way at the front so he ain't gonna like he ain't gonna make it up there fast but i'm just i'm alert right so you're on stage you're on stage this whole time stay careful i'm at the back i'm right by you right i'm right here at the bar about kev doesn't even hear dude he's not even registering to him but dude's getting louder because he wants cam to hear him and he wants a reaction [ __ ] you [ __ ] security comes over escort some all his girls super embarrassed it was great but that was philly that that still happened in philly that did i didn't even hear any of that which is crazy yeah that was uh the way that uh that was at the world cafe live wasn't it here yep and i had i heard that dude though i would have left i had to leave early i had i had an audition i'd have pulled it to here i ain't gonna hold your tear had i heard him i don't know what i would have done i'd have been like please mr sir i just wanna tell my jokers please please mr he's one of the dudes like you know when they when they hope they like hey man hey man [ __ ] all ain't nothing funny church ass [ __ ] they always be holding their pants up when they talk they got a hammer right there tone they got the blicky yeah the blinky on him blinky oh my god i always wanted to piece somebody out to where they fly out of the hat did he have a hat on i don't think he did yeah i always loved just to suck somebody up but they had just come forward and they go back that's a fantasy right there i never understood it i wouldn't i would have put a hat on them and then pissed him that's such a fantasy what i want like it philly would have been the place for that i never understood why hecklers took it to the extent where it got personal personal personal i never understood that that's what he did me and bill bellamy in pittsburgh and i just got off stage and me and ali are outside talking bill is on stage and this dude is with his lady and they with another couple and it's cold outside they got these bomber coats on and you know these dudes about that life you just you just know it it just it is what it is and they walk out and they see me and ali you say hey hey delay hey man i appreciate you hey [ __ ] you funny you funny [ __ ] we came to see that [ __ ] ass beer belly and that [ __ ] ain't funny hey man imagine a [ __ ] man it's my anniversary i'm mad than a [ __ ] man you tell that [ __ ] i say he's a corny [ __ ] you telling that i'm not telling them that this reminds me that delay job but he'd be like hey man you a funny little bitch-ass [ __ ] tony that is a true story bro listen i have been [ __ ] with people all night i was the host of the show i have been [ __ ] with everybody all night long and finally this dude he had enough of my [ __ ] he took enough of my [ __ ] he stopped me he said man ain't coming for all that [ __ ] man good on with your little show man if i come up there and slap [ __ ] at you i said oh [ __ ] thread from the audience you'll slap me what'd you do that is the most humbling way to hit a man to open your hand and to to spank his cheek you don't take the time to ball your [ __ ] up and sock me you said nah i wanna i want to really disrespect you bang spank yeah you can go to work tomorrow no bruises look at that my boy always taught me you know lee he always saw me say see he's like you know if you ever get into it on stage he was like it's real simple he was like you got this the mic stand the base of the mic stand just introduce it to him he's like he's like they're not expecting that the right the base of the mic stand you introduce it to him so i never had to introduce it to nobody maybe one time at the laugh factory almost but like he was drunk but like that's really the first thing i even think about like i'm gonna give you a concussion if you walk up here brother i mean it's heavy listen listen plus the plus you plus the size of us and i'm gonna put it behind the mic stand oh sir you better slam you're just drinking you're about to go to sleep you can't miss you know if you miss if you're gonna hit you leave yourself open like women we won't let him do that to us no i was just saying that's how me and nick ended up getting cool because we did a show together and he had to like he was like i'll walk you through your car because this dude he definitely was gonna try and fight me after the show and he liked it yeah i do he was like a like a fuchsia ranger like he just i don't know he was like he got mad he was this gay guy he got mad at something i said the whole the rest of the show he was just like he wouldn't laugh at nobody and he was waiting for me outside and i was like you know what it is nick like man i'ma walk into the car i got you like you straight like i cannot believe he was out there waiting like he's about to say you'll get mad at comedian like so much that i would that's it come on you you make fun of me will you i'll show you guys there's always guys it's never been girl yes one guy i didn't break up a relationship one time and i didn't feel bad for that you broke up a relationship from the stage yeah i was doing this little crowd working i was like wait wait wait on earth because she was already so bad the girl got up walked out in the middle of my set right so the dude tried to play it cool like whatever but he get up and he finally a couple minutes let him get up go outside but she had caught her uber right so like you know you call it uber like they already outside so she's gone he come back in he said through the show at the show he was like he came up to me he was like this kawaii tripping yeah i ain't got i ain't tripping but he said i ain't tripping like five too many times i'm like this [ __ ] tripping so i felt bad afterwards like damn i was like i hope they got back together i hope they worked it out and then at the same time i was like [ __ ] that joke was fire like no relationship can't make it through the comedy show i didn't do a favor oh my god no it's always dude um what what show we at kev it was another theater it was another venue actually and remember afterwards we were taking pictures and this dude was just gonna cut the line he's like hey man [ __ ] all that bro i'm getting my picture right now i think it was oklahoma city hugh that's exactly what it was okc i had never seen somebody so adamant about getting the picture that he was ready to fight for for the picture and we just had to be like all right man just come get the picture man he was drunk he was drunk i think yeah when i used to work with marlon he know i don't like his fans like that like i love performing right i'm not like uh i don't like a lot of like literally like who's in new york and like some drug dealer did the same [ __ ] he was like yo what's up you know i'm trying to skip in line get that photo i said well there's a line over there he was like yeah but i ain't trying to wait and he put out some money right i was like sir i took the money i was like get the picture but this is stupid this is stupid like i used to get into it with modern people all the time they wait they when you show up to the airport it's people outside like sign some it'd be like midnight falling into your car like get on a little boy like that's weird one time we came into cleveland and it was a it was a red eye we landed like five o'clock in the morning and there was a girl there like i guessed right and we was like what she was like yeah i want to take a picture with you guys and i i looked at the arrival of arriving flights and i figured that you guys would be on this one so i was like head to the airport at 6 00 a.m and and guess the like where we would be coming out she was like yeah research which terminal you guys were in and uh i'm gonna be at the show too and i got vip ticket but i want to make sure i get my picture and i was like i'm not that funny this is not worth it it's not worth it it's six o'clock in the morning there's no one on earth i'm going to an airport to guess what flight they'll be on to get a picture with what about uh hawaii what happened there on the beach at hawaii oh my god that actually changed the way i do my life we was in hawaii i made the video i made this video where i was like yelling at the ocean saying this beach gonna get whatever body i give it and i made it as soon as we got there posted it then when it sat down lady comes to us about 30 minutes later full church outfit at the beach heels stockings hat like burgundy big buttons and stuff and she was like and i i didn't show no hotels no landmark no address no nothing and she was like yeah i saw the corner of the hotel and by the windows i realized where you guys were and what boardwalk i had wanted you to come on my tv show i reached out to you guys can y'all come right now i was like man i i have swim trunks my kids are in the ocean i don't i don't want to go right now after that every time i'm not in la i always take the video and then post it after i'm gone from from wherever i was so i don't have to but i didn't even think i was like that to where people would be like i'm about to especially in hawaii i'm like but ain't nobody out here going like i don't know i just never thought that would happen so but now i don't never post nothing until i'm gone where are you at right now where's your cross streets right now i recorded this zoom earlier that lady really came to the beach in the whole church outfit in the sand you can't walk in the sand with kitten heels on it just don't go right literally they had to drop out on the tv show man you know what i'm saying like clearly there was some book and error that's why they had to get you it's a emergency beach run oh she lost her she lost her job [ __ ] with you kids real like you you being funny rob but like did you think i was just gonna be like okay let's go together in your man this is a great idea gather your whole family get the kids out of the water get them dressed and just drive to the to the site it's a great explosion and this we was in hawaii for like a week this was like the second day like i'm on vacation i didn't come here for all that the show is sold or it ain't sold i came here to get in the water i'm not fit to do this ah that was one time tv2 so i was like no this ain't gonna move no tickets ain't nobody watching public access hawaiian public access oh that was so funny man don't cut the beard man it's coming in great bro i love it you say what i said don't cut the beard man it's coming in great i'm hanging tough you know what i'm saying it's stronger than the last time you you grew it out it's because it comes stronger and when it's robust i'm gonna remember those of you that doubted it oh no i'm about to stop early in the beer you'll be remembering i don't i don't believe in you i don't believe in your facial hair strength that is gonna come in i think that your hair has aborted um i think it's gonna be patchy as hell so if it does here you didn't believe me just put a little um jamaican castor oil on there some wild girl see she knows it in you know [Music] but i put my edges under the pillow and afraid about it came back you just gotta let me let me go get my oils right now my brush sometimes you gotta you gotta just give it up to god sometimes you know delay how was your trip man oh man it was amazing man i um he lay's my hero i uh went out and i was living my life like it was golden because it is okay um spent the week there uh exploring the city um [Music] when you go to another country is is different in a lot of ways for one thing i don't know why whenever you go to another country whenever you get a drink they don't put a lot of ice in your [ __ ] i don't know why they don't put it on ice and they just put like one or two cute and it'd already be hot in the restaurant because you're outside inside it's inside outside spot you know what i mean it's like outside it's just pretty much it's just got covering you know you i mean they got electronics and i mean they got equipment that you're on the inside but you're pretty much outside right it's one of those type of restaurants you know what i mean it's like a three and a half star in that country it ain't [ __ ] our country but you in there and i didn't realize you got to know your money you need to know your currency yeah you better know your currency yeah i almost got into a full fist fight a full fist fight with the with the he's not a he didn't want to be called an uber driving he won't be called a taxi driver i know this [ __ ] it was almost his car it wasn't a company car it definitely wasn't the company car it wasn't it was a subaru that's never that's never a company car so i get in it and i said how much is it he said it's gonna be 40 i'm like all right cool i don't have no dollars on me i'm gonna use my car we get to the spot he said 2300 pesos i said wait a minute [ __ ] you can switch this whole currency [ __ ] up on me 2300 pesos we talked about dollars at the airport all right [ __ ] it how much is it 2200 he said he calculated and he said uh it's going to be uh uh 50 that's what i thought so i said i'll convert it when i get to the room i got to the room i converted it it was 109 this man that heart struck me this man that has [ __ ] me immediately and i didn't know it 109 so i immediately called him back because i had his card and i said hey man said it just like this his english was already broken you probably even know what i meant i said hey man you hearts [ __ ] me okay hey man don't kill me you hearts [ __ ] me you told me the trip was forty dollars i gave you another ten dollar tip and then you told me now i'm calculating i get upset i don't find out until the next day when i go to the atm to do the cash exchange again that it's two different type of pesos this is a dominican pesos and a mexican peso since two totally different pesos i call that man i call that man swallow all my pride and i call it me i said hey man i [ __ ] up [Applause] i'm [ __ ] up he said okay i said you know what i tried to apologize he ain't gonna get it he'll get it anyway ain't gonna get it i tried what do you say what do you say okay was there any uh quarantine time when you when you landed or you could just go out and do your thing um when i got back to the states you know you got to go through the immigration process and they take the bag and they run into a machine so the guy's like hey what do you do for a living i say i'm entertaining he was like oh we got one i'm like man i'll start this [ __ ] don't even start that [ __ ] i'm gonna cut your stuff right don't even start it he said anything in the bag i'm like nah he runs the bag and then he opens it when you open it i know it's in my bag but he don't look like i got weed now i don't have weed i had weed i smoked all that weed but the containers in there so we smell it he opened up the bag [ __ ] man come on man come on man where is it where is it i'm not gonna go through this i'm not gonna bring the dog just just tell me where it is i said brother it's gone i want some trust me it's gone he's all gone he said listen man i don't wanna i don't just you entertainers always coming through with this [ __ ] man you always got this [ __ ] i knew he was anti you always got this [ __ ] hey look man if you're gonna travel man don't don't don't don't make my job i'm not making my goddamn bag i ain't got [ __ ] i need some more weed your ass out of here trying to go to this goddamn social distance comedy show get your ass out of here when did you get back to you you see the plug you see the blood tear did you see it i i saw it i saw it i plugged the shadow when did you get back uh delay i got back um monday last monday okay and this was your birthday trip right this was my birthday trip i wanted to be treated like royalty do you like ketchup catch up catch up something real quick just real quick so occasionally you know i might smoke some marijuana right when i was on the road right wait did you listen for public office or some [ __ ] tonight let it be known not all the time but monday through thursday so i out for four years kevin everybody like if i was in any city the most reliable person it didn't matter what's memphis didn't matter what's it delay i'm in memphis i just want to grab a little bit give me he always say give me 10 minutes in 10 minutes some and somebody would roll up on you be like delay you would be late yeah yeah funny solid dude man here you go here you go brother and like yo it was like never you know you just just want to give ms roses while you're here y'all that's it i'm sorry hold up wait wait wait wait this is what he elaine was the plug listen any city i go to i could hear delay and somebody would come up one time he had a young lady come up and it was like hi how are you doing i was like what are you doing you don't look like you're so drunk she was a pretty light skinned girl she was like you needed me and i was like you know they said yeah we talked i was like yeah yeah yeah there you go she's like thank you very much here you go every city just a very you know you know reliable person now you know that's it but wait but wait this is what sid do see let me tell you what people do when they see you can do something they won't really test your [ __ ] [Applause] i'm farting this is french for him let's i like what he did then he started he started sending my [ __ ] out like a customer hey james [ __ ] call diva random people just called me out of the mood hey d-lane in the neighborhood hey what's up it's james davis i'm in miami you got me wait a minute who told you this who told you this oh man see it hit me up all right cool um all right cool i'll see it hey man i gave james i know you gave you hit memphis dayton like all the cities that he was like give me 10 minutes i was like yo you know james if you ever just you know but anyway points on the package or you just did this out of the goodness of your heart he's just a goodness just do it but it started getting out of hand it's just getting out of hand now my phone just ringing hey what's up man hey man it's chuck chuck from the plant from the plant the [ __ ] from the plant got my [ __ ] now i know that i'm gonna connect when i was working at bank of america one time there was a glitch we had these new american express credit cards and there was a glitch in the system that if you gave your real name birthday and social security number you got a credit card like it approved everybody three thousand to ten thousand dollars and the bank didn't care because we needed our bonuses my brother was giving my number out bro everybody in tacoma washington over a three-month period got american express credit card people was buying xboxes washer and dryer church socks like stuff you ain't even supposed to put on people was paying for their cleaners with credit cards no one ever paid it back man i was the man for a minute it felt i felt like frank lucas out here man i was like yeah he understands me blue magic why you come talk to kevin on stage all right man i got you uh you're talking that rich [ __ ] stuff okay what i walked in on uh kev doing a credit card fraud to all again again you using the church card you're using the church card that was the that was bank of american american express i don't even know what happened bro with the ban i won a seller of the quarter that year i was rewarded that sydney left because because you're so what you do now you're so successful you know you work those jobs you know you're not even going to be there you know i mean all this greatness on the screen you look like you in the michael jackson jan jackson screen video set accent my wife this whole job that came out during my middle school or early in high school and when she did her shirt like that i was like i saw her bra [Applause] [Laughter] that was my favorite part of the video bro just that little piece just a little bottle i was like i saw it hilarious keisha you like you over it you okay no i'm good oh you're just like you over she he should be coming on the show reading scripts she'd be trying to post like one time ain't got nothing to do we're gonna still be there you gonna hang out with the homies right now we will be someone with all me no i was reading the comments me mustaches it's a hit tonight yeah man i've been roasting my own mustache in the comment section what the grown man whistles i've got a commissioner gordon mustache that is a strong police officer 28 years on the force you understand me i'm trying to make pensions and if you don't crack the cake then you're out of here i'm about to retire soon man i got one last case you got third shift security danny glover danny glover mustache i'm too old for this [ __ ] hey he got the [ __ ] with the key at the grocery store hey man you might open this case up for me tony come out with the key hey which one yeah which one that's funny hey which one you want you want condoms of these condoms which one you want you got that beard [Laughter] he got the key which one you need me to get oh my god oh you're telling me like he'll fix your car but he won't tickle you first i mean yeah just real quick just real quick i look at y'all from the real quick tony got that i'll fix your car with my hands beard he's got a tree like hey bring the cone over here pull it up under the tree right here i got it don't worry about it like every fedex manager across america hey brother gotta talk to you for a second hey can you work for 12 hours tomorrow i just want your hearts today yeah you know tony ninja gonna get that bathroom man mustache the bamboo you know tony wouldn't ask for tony you know tony don't like asking for favors but tony hitches baby baby it's my last one you know when your pen gets stuck in the bowling alley like damn you press that button tony coming don't worry don't worry i got it i got that got it it's always [ __ ] lame i got it y'all having a good time huh i'm sorry tom those were those are solid bro they were all grooving for you i got you on my friends my favorite stash i'm never gonna make fun of somebody's facial hair that's me personally you know me personally this is my life's work you know what i'm saying i've been working a long time my life's working but what i've got over here so yeah this is my story this is my song rob you look like you only got two goals in your life and you put them up on your wall right there little two tabs your only only two goals like they don't stick you know [ __ ] they don't make you know make it at this apartment and the second call is like grow beers [Laughter] i'm gonna buy my mama cutlass and then make it out i'm gonna get my mama cutlets it ain't gonna be a new one and i'm gonna throw me up hey when you're young you're like i'm gonna get my mama bentley then you ain't gotta be like i'm gonna get her a honda i'm just gonna take care of myself [Music] keep up with the maintenance you got to keep up with it yeah you know she ain't going to do that that's a headache hey mommy don't change your oil i want to just show the people something real quick ah here we go man what to hear what what enough to hear more now all good things must come to an end and that includes the drop y'all the job is ending that's right guys it is our last episode today and not because we're getting fired but i'm be honest i didn't think we were getting fired too they were waiting for kev you want to tell people what happened after i finished filming that oh man that top buddy shout out to your [ __ ] shirt i almost wore that shirt too i'm so glad i didn't wear it jesus everyone telling people what happened back boy huh huh you want to tell the people here what happened gosh gosh my my cell phone messing up a computer okay listen to here for the last time i didn't know you were getting laid off when you made that video they told me let you go after them no he got laid off immediately immediately fired after this what happened on the monday you were laid off not fired there is a difference damn you got fire was there a conversation was it an email is it coming back he coming back no you got five you got furloughed was it first [Laughter] coming back though is he coming back right and then we hired other people after that i was like y'all y'all got out you're looking ridiculous one of the manager hired his brother immediately after i got fired and i was up there on the day dues on the day buddy started no you trained him hey they made you train them they hit all right they gave him my dad they were like hey man you got this new desk right here for a while i was like i was here last week he got your cubicle yeah you had something to do with a kid that's how you get that maserati you got to make tough decisions maserati or tahir and his shirt let's see this [ __ ] got to go we got to get him out of here you hit the top button you all can get out of here right now you're furloughed you're in the top button can't even call you to pray with you i heard about what happened you know he was like yeah he went on to big and better things that's what you say when you get fired yeah uh y'all saying here yeah kev like yeah he went on to bigger and better things i'm probably gonna get a maserati fire somebody play with them and say i'm gonna battle what happened that hard ball happened though first of all you know the guy is in control not just today but tomorrow and the next day so i know right now you angry and god you could be angry we gotta talk to him let him know you're mad i gotta go i'm saying tony baker right here trust the process trust me you gotta trust this process here's the process yeah uh i want to make sure the black one yeah i'll put rims on it later to here yeah what's god god for you came no man something you're delayed so it don't look bad i'ma drive a toyota for another couple years but i'm already got the money for the maserati i just need to let this [ __ ] go make more space in their office drive this toyota a couple more years and then i'm gonna do a video about getting the maserati after i got it now make it look humble like everybody let me tell you let me tell you these negroes fired me before lunch right we was getting catered lunches every well i'm already parked in there it's like we got you a day pass we got you a little day pass like see here here order somebody said wait a second wait one second here can we talk to you hey my badge don't work no no why my badge don't work kev listen no lie ron to hear just edit uh finish uh shooting the drop and he didn't even get back to his desk i was like hey man let me you know when you get just the three people listen brother first of all yeah when you fire somebody at a compliment first here first of all you're amazing talent and i think what you do here is amazing they can't really be you know done again unfortunately just because of power it's always powers of because the powers that be they think you stink and they don't they want you to [ __ ] out here and they want me to do it because i know you so if you get your [ __ ] got here like 20 minutes i really would appreciate it hey just get invited uh to hear the game night too like hey you still want to come to game night this weekend hey listen before you go you bring your girl we're still having game night and you're still responsible for sodas this i have no like so i think only like two or three people knew the cav had to fire me right and i had always joked about like if i ever get fired i'm [ __ ] everything up on the way out so as soon as i came out after getting fired i saw [ __ ] do this right here like [Laughter] that's funny it felt it felt like bombing on stage that's what getting fired right after your shoot felt like it was a good shoot [ __ ] bombed in in the job overall though got fired did you cry on the way home i didn't i didn't because i stole a lot of [ __ ] before i left what you still said hoodie yeah everybody who got fired from edd took that laptop they was they was like they told me in a meeting there was like we tell people you know give the laptop back or you or you or you're not gonna get your final check but actually that's illegal and i was like really really so i told everybody hey man don't give the laptop back they're gonna send you that check don't don't even don't even worry my man take a power cord take a heart people would still do it hard drives when any ot was closing they stole the hard drives the desks office chairs you got an office chair at home you don't have no office man i got what i could you are i was still the bravest seriously i got the toilet tissue the size of a spare tire i got 16 rows of those steel i got five three years ago and i still got rolls of those church chairs where you get that from nothing chairs from the church no no there's a chance for the job that sure is an all-deaf chair i you you got that just to be petty i took a lot of [ __ ] to be petty baby boy a lot of [ __ ] when we did green room we like it was like you know av was brand new so it's like supposed to be me gerard carmichael tom bell james and uh like somebody else draw was doing the carmichael pilots i can't do it all right we pitched it to them and it's like all right cool nice to meet you sketches i didn't know any like was throwing bread like that and it was like we'll give you listen we'll give you x amount of dollars like thousands of dollars of [ __ ] i was like it might as i could shoot this [ __ ] for like you know 2500 you know man they said we'll get listen this man took me and james out to dinner this asian dude jj kim hey kim listen jay took us a dinner in santa monica he said he said we'll give you 20 000 to shoot six episodes right james is bumping my knee under the table like uh uh i was like i said yeah twenty thousand i'm like elated i said oh no man i said uh you know oh he said okay okay i was like what [ __ ] he said we'll give you 25 000 for six episodes i said james the whole time is looking off like acting like he's not interested it's part of his little spit still [Laughter] okay we'll do i'll do it i'll do it he said it's a deal it's a deal we the drive home was like we just got drafted like [ __ ] [Laughter] i couldn't believe it i was like yo y'all serious i was like yeah but then you had to allocate the money to you know producing all this jazz but it was like you know what i mean so i had no i had no choice was this before i even worked there they were given a thousand dollars a minute yo yo who you telling listen listen oh sorry i heard it was money over there nobody going if you're you're giving somebody a thousand dollars a minute nobody's going to tell you it only costs 300. you're like oh yeah i heard y'all was doing the thousand for the minute see it i heard they was getting money too and then when i got up there they was like oh yeah we don't give out money no more yeah they were done that's what you did hey how long was that window of the thousand dollars a minute to like when tahir showed up like how long was that window by the time i came on board they had stopped a thousand dollars a minute for a while that's because they had hired tv people to do digital stuff they didn't hire nobody who knew how to do it for cheaper so they they're coming from tv those budgets seem cheap to them yeah they don't make it yourself for zero dollars sit in them could have made that show for zero dollars listen the cav listen dawg we live me and jamie's literally like [ __ ] like we already did our own budget you know i mean it was like okay when they said that i was like yo but you know we did it right like you know i mean we still hired like a good production team but like i was like they don't even know but okay cool but once we found out they were done giving money i kind of stopped showing up baby i was like nah okay i think we i think we hit the bank you know it's hilarious like we can shoot this on the iphone 5. yeah you want to come back listen to this day because that's how i met add was on like a but you know when they say come they say come down here like all right you know we'll give you like 54 dollars and i was like yeah you gave me 25 grand before i can't come down hey tony how many videos you dropped just now i know he didn't drop six videos while we've been talking [Laughter] [Music] i'm just trying to live my life look who you came to bites around tony without a [ __ ] doing the voice animal just want to go pee here come tony tweet daddy like god damn tony i'm just trying to piss tom i bet you the animals gotta change.org petition get tony paper off instagram now he thinks it's funny we're just rams we're supposed to but [Music] y'all having a good time uh what do we have here oh you see all the animals here's tony with the phone oh what do we have here in the community run [Laughter] if animals can have hands they all reactions each other [Laughter] this [ __ ] this [ __ ] this [ __ ] tony he had it again i don't know if animals could do your voice they would [Laughter] [Music] hilarious animals [Music] [Laughter] yo that was funny you're funny cindy castillo man hey you man make sure i come on friday because in person i think i'm even better at the at the social distance comedy show this friday at such-and-such time why are you reading did you read that just now say it ain't doing that i'm sydney come see me on friday i'm hilarious and such and such time y'all east st louis where they make all the bail bonds commercials and they ship them out [Laughter] jesus no i'm having a good time guys kisha you killed the uh commercials by the way you killed every last one of them man you did such a great job and that slap was so potent for six more hours after a quiche huh you didn't tell me you were left-handed though when i told you to sleep you said look he said i'm just gonna do like we're gonna fake it we're gonna cheat he said no just i'm like kev he's like he should just slap me and i'm like all right hey kev had a concussion after that shoot yeah was like this for the rest of the day you had a point to prove though like i told you it's like dang okay you know i actually use substitution i will substitute you for this like you know pre-chorus oh you on that uh or stanislavski method and she slapped you so hardcore she not knocked me in the meaty part of my head well you had so much room and you still hit my ear and kept swallowing his gum and he burped at the same time when she slapped him it was great though it was it was great but i see why people have stunt doubles because i was like man she's just a reset and i didn't pick him up i was like i don't i'm really not violent guys you know okay should slap you like outside girlfriend with my uncles i'm from detroit i'm sorry we play dominoes together [Laughter] to know something totally unrelated to anything we're talking about is it hard growing up with the name keisha because it'd be like keisha is one of those names anytime they talk about black women they're like quiche this quiche dad like did that have an effect on you growing up um growing up no because i don't think it got to that point or i didn't realize until i was older so like as a kid it was just it was kind of normal i think it was like he was still you know coming around and then it got to a point where we were like y'all reached your quota and now you become this thing and now it's like yeah and people just assume especially when you say you keep from detroit people would be like oh she must be on a project she ain't got no daddy like people really think i don't have a daddy and i'm like why that's what you have a dad you have a daddy yes he taught me how to slap my dad taught me how to slap i'm like yes [Laughter] robert you are your only child robert you got siblings i got a sibling it's a me and my sister my sister is two years younger than me okay were you were you always like the the guy that joked around growing up were you in your family she was the funny one growing up i was just kind of i was quiet like she was the one that was like oh everybody just excited what's she gonna do what's she gonna say and then um i don't know i don't i don't think i started really making people laugh until like middle school you're like such a good writer to me too rob like you're a really good writer bro with your pen on stage i'm like yo like i feel like he was the kid to be like you know race cars race cars fell the same forward and backwards i'm like what like you're that kid that's a pallet drone i think you've been smart forever that's like observing people i would write for the mean kid like the kid that bullied people i would like whisper in his ear jokes and then he'd go like safe that saved you from getting beat up yeah yeah i would do whatever it is like prevent me from getting beat up like oh yeah you want you want for drugs in my instrument case sure they'll never check the saxophone fill it up you play the sax rock i haven't played in a long time play alto sax and uh yeah hey were you first here were you first chair when you played no i was whatever whatever chair was by the tubas tubers you in the brass section like no i'm not i'm right here even didn't you play the sax2 huh yes yes i play the sax i play alto and tenor sax though hey you played uh instruments too i feel like you played the hard stuff in church the what i played the heart this [ __ ] you had wings dude uh yeah i usually i mean i don't do i only do it on occasions i get hired for special events quiet like corporate adventures [Laughter] like a funny progressive commercial [ __ ] come out with a heart you're in an accident by the way do the heart first of all you got you can't carry that by yourself you can't hear your heart by yourself you need help you need heart health you got to have a heart health and when you get heart health you usually require because it's a three-man task just because it you know a lot of y'all don't know this but harps fold i i started off with a folding heart yeah yeah that's that's a beginner's heart the folding heart and then once you graduate you can get i'm in a brass harp now i'm in the brass and uh a lot of y'all don't know i'm not even gonna i'm not trying to brag when i say this to here but not from there i feel like some exclusive stuff about me that y'all know um i traveled to england twice and played in the uh in the royal wedding okay okay which one twice which one i signed the nda i can't go to d okay you could just say royal win yeah one of them got married one of the white people they got married i was there that's a little unknown facts about me gotcha one time you did not know that it's good to know delay they call me worldwide late what'd you say i said delay lie just as good as you and for no reason it's off the cuff like you hear a lie about stuff that don't even need to be lied about give us an example he'd be like i'm tall that's not true you know eight days a week you know i'll be i'll be up here all the time when you holding his throat y'all be able to hear it like his freckles shift just to one side of his face like i'm like like sir how did that even we can get back on tony's tank top but we were on you for a second and so i was just participating on the same same time yeah tony for tony's on here looking like he gotta go pick up his kids a minute like hey look uh i'll grab my kids i'll be right back actually though i need to see my son you do got that alcoholic father look right now absolutely i hate this black tank top right now keisha looks like a wholesome mother who taught her kids i was trying to get the heat off me i told you you look like like oh you was good at your little foosball game huh you scored some touchdowns yeah yeah you ain't no son of mine i scored five touchdowns there we go get off the back of my days the black light beater is not violent though it's the white one we're only this white one is tank top it's the r b video tank top yes it is tony yes exactly one wish tony one wish when you got the chubby r b singer he gotta wear the black white beat he can't do the white in the chip you gotta blouse it out when you're done singing hard and the black white the cover of the love handles you guys black tank tops h-town with black tank tops and knocking the boots you uh you just shabazz anytime you see a football player crying an interview like i just want to show my father i was going to beat something about [ __ ] that looked like you you had seven touchdowns you do you had seven touchdowns you had a thousand yards receiving oh it really was deeper than football i you have a better chance of going to the league if you had a bad relationship with your dad yeah absolutely oh my god they said tony tank top are we having a true hollywood story sitting on the chair like this that [ __ ] was nothing without me it was a pack of three but i was the only one that hung around tony we get it you're drinking water we get it gonna be in there keep talking keep talking keep talking [Laughter] like keep talking keep talking i'm my bad i'm sorry [Laughter] man i'm having a great time like the tsa worker at like the 5 a.m flights is she not in the mood lift your hands up [ __ ] put your jeans up you ain't got no water in your bags ma'am this one's okay this one's open this is open okay damn you have to take your shoes man unless you have a car you have to take your shoes off no you can't bring a whole god damn bottle on the plane uh why do you who think that you can take a candle with you while it's split you think you can take it wise lit with you man they see it okay all she's missing is the side ponytail sir she don't smoke but she can roll blood look my uncles used to do this i don't smoke but i can repair my uncle used to do this yes no you put some in your arm yes no you don't smoke marijuana with a belt [ __ ] you were on the triple like battery yo it was like a big it was a service to the classes there was all these people out there one of my homies like keisha and he's like yeah i saw you yesterday he was acting funny i'm like no but i didn't see you like you don't understand what happened never again i never that was god keisha who knew the slapbox champion didn't smoke weed is this the time when you drove off in somebody else's car at the club first of all that is not this ghost business right now and then and then when you got too drunk when you drove off in somebody else's car in the club first of all in my defense i gave ballet my ticket ballet pulled back around the park now 30 minutes later after i realized i thought somebody stole my funeral fab cd and it was a car seat in the back then he was driving for 30 minutes now in somebody else's car thinking it was her just like i feel so bad they make same model same color it's a two-year-old in the back seat like who is who baby now you have so many questions right i didn't know but but this is the day i don't know if you all remember y'all fabulous fans when funeral fab dropped this was like i don't know 2010 11 that makes y'all okay nobody's leave me on okay [Music] all day so i'm like halfway home and i'm like wait a minute let me go to track six like track six that's my [ __ ] and i go to track six and i'm like this night this night [Music] and then i'm like yeah i'm like all these [ __ ] oh my cd i saw i busted you trying to come back and by this time everybody's outside and i'm like y'all just going to steal my cd like straight up i'm out the window she still don't realize it's not her car where's her stolen cd in a stolen car did the car even have your smell though you had grand theft auto the only thing that the seat i had just to see but i was like that's probably from the valet right so it didn't really click the valet six eight okay that lanes in detroit like stream whatever and i turn around i'm like oh [ __ ] it's a car seat in the back like i'm like and at this point what can i say now you know what i'm saying so i just did the classic black girl like okay because i was about to say okay yeah that was yeah hey what'd you say when you take it back i know you was humble yeah i mean at that point i was our i pulled up and at this point everybody's outside because i left like before they kind of ended and then my friend came out she was like what you're doing so i just kind of got idea my car was over to the side because he was like i guess they just pulled back around my car but i was already gone i was like damn i feel like i wanted to get him some gas money but i didn't have any cash on me and this is before cash that you have they give you the same exact car no it wasn't it wasn't the same exact i mean it was it was a four-door and it wasn't even the same color light jersey owner it was night time i mean at night the color of the car you kind of you know that's very detroit of you man your car doesn't have a sunroof well how did you not know what you did he should have a corsica she got in a eddie bauer expedition driving for 30 minutes call all her home girls [ __ ] [ __ ] pick a [ __ ] i mean it had four doors though it had four dollars if you didn't drive a truck here she was like i gave you the ticket though right it might have been your car not even a stick you in there like this feel weird shifted and everything like where's my sleeve where's your automatic at how about jesus whose pistol is this in the glove compartment it's not your card oh my god everybody get ready to get up out of here but i gotta say somebody said why liz zane so quiet they were talking about raw jesus ain't gonna be talking about rob like that first of all i'm saying knock it off robert you're not gonna disrespect little zane like hardball he's not a classic and anywhere about 112 is not a bop like like that either i know any of those songs i like lil zayn he came to comedy union and said i was funny twice and i've seen him before like four years later he's like you funny i was like i'm a fan of yours too my [ __ ] [ __ ] it you know man did you ever buy the album though what was his main song remind me of the hit single [Music] hey the whole time he was talking city was looking for the button too he was like he did it just come back in the room no so poorly executed he was like my bad it's a thunderstorm over here in l.a nah glendale it's leona movie move glendale you're literally four units from mine i only tell you i don't like you telling people that i live i don't like you telling people where i live no now i don't like it it's a lot of violation no it's true to hear uh i don't know what apartment but here live in my community now see y'all taking out the trash and stuff no i ain't seen him yet out here i really ain't seen him you know what i mean so i only know he could be lying but he said he live here now you know i ain't seen a [ __ ] be honest with your kid i don't like [ __ ] lying to me but you know you say you live here i don't bite the dude to turn up for no reason he always acting like you know like he live here but i'll never see him kevin so it's whatever hey this is what you need to bring out your harp sir whenever this drama around you just show up with the heart he got a podcast a birthday party jojo boy uncle joe joe he'll care nothing about your feelings he's a kid joe go back to school and be the [ __ ] when joe's at school i'm back up jojo on me you can't talk to jojo i got my own podcast what what jojo you like you ain't talking to me how many followers you got first of all really yo joe said he don't like when people tell him to smile in the pictures because what if he don't feel like smiling at that moment in that picture talk your [ __ ] joe joe talk your [ __ ] jojo be why are you talking to me yeah they call him verified joe in school verified joke verified joe you got a better score on your screen name don't talk to me who are you oh jojo boy that's funny man i was like dang this is i want to be a kid again you you we built his uh mom got him a little mario thing built they had a game truck i was like man this is great it was lit i almost crashed it they had a they had a menu they got to select what they want for their food and all of that i was like man he had lobster mac and cheese at his birthday party really yeah that was crazy people we will invite in dark what is it oh [ __ ] hey close your ass close your ass what was that cow kevin drinking when god is even drinking goodness gracious like a youtube video [ __ ] was buffering like a man he tried to talk but the emergency brake was on his tongue your shirts say unsafe now it's crazy still downloading he said invite and dogs hey tony man what voiceovers you got lined up for tomorrow man i actually just saw a cat walk by my window on my phone cats man they be slapping stuff huh guys tony i did not like what they did to that tank top tonight and to the makers of the fabric i don't like how they described it and the bad thing about it is tony i'm sitting there with you and i don't like it and you can't take it off you can't take it off you have to keep it on you can't take it off you can't you can add to it but i'm sitting there saying y'all leave tony alone you got 16. tony got 16 t-shirts just like that he got 16 black panthers i got about 20 black tank tops all folded nicely though i hate all 20 of them i tried to throw them away why don't you hate black tank tops because they come with black forces they just mean you're up to no good you can't trust anybody that wear black tank tops and black forces together prejudice statement yeah somebody breaking into somebody's car they had on black forces so i'm grouping them [ __ ] together where did the black foreign [Laughter] basketball team it would be the give it up for the east st louis black tank tops and they'll come running out the tunnel yeah and make everyone hit [Music] yeah you can't let them leave off that's in here you can't wrap it up now don't do that you gotta have too bad i gotta let it [Laughter] uh this is the show before the show if you have not already you see what we're gonna be working with tomorrow you guys should grab your tickets right now for the keep your distance social uh nope not social keep your distance comedy show hey tom it's called keep your distance comedy he also full-time man back to you hey kev you big dawg i saw that white boy apologize to you like i didn't mean i didn't mean to have it i apparently there's already that was the stage crew and tony baker's people got him i wasn't gonna say nothing i wasn't gonna say nothing i listen you know i just was in a tweet okay apparently apparently i could save this tweet apparently apparently apparently there's already i'm gonna call my [ __ ] outside comedy my [ __ ] dad go go to his show he want no smoke i'm sorry kevin hey steve what i missed what happened i think it was pa somebody some comment i don't know which one i think i was watching oswald yeah he had a show called i guess yeah sydney totally dismissed who patton oswalt is but oh wow that's hilarious that changed the story yeah he had the same name as a kev yeah everybody at the same video and then i was in my life and i was like yo everybody pull up and politely let them know that somebody else got the same name and then they went over there you're bullied tonight stage crew pulled up and then he hit him up and he was cool about it though super cool he was he said i'm gonna he said i'm gonna call mine uh arms length yeah yeah and kevin's like let me see hey let me see but in my mind i was like oh tony you hey that's what the position is would cut me man she from philly i love pacquiao she got crunk on the dudes behind the thing fumbling the words oh rest y'all watch that whole verses i did i did okay just like my mom used to play patti labelle gladys knight anita baker it was your mom did not like oh first of all bb and cece album addicted love got played hard kev was the truth on saturdays church on sunday i went to church on five days out the week regularly yeah like he had to go to church at the basketball practice like god damn i'm tired they put on take six [Applause] because they didn't always say jesus and that made you edgy like they who they singing about it's it's mysterious you're a pinky kev used to leave prayer and daycare before we leave everybody grab it [Laughter] but before everybody parents get here everybody uh billy peed himself but he made it through it one thank god for billy uh i [ __ ] myself earlier but you know we made through that situation god is in this day karen don't you forget it we go home to our respective families timmy pee pee we gonna pray for his bladder he pee pee all right well listen uh make sure you grab your tickets right now you use the promo code mobster get three dollars off uh we're gonna do these sign-offs real quick and then we're gonna let get up out of here man uh but don't forget to grab your tickets from kev on stage.com tickets to malls keep your distance comedy show it's going to be a great time everybody see it on the screen we'll be there we got keisha eat uh tony baker delay ron g cindy castillo and rob hayes man it's gonna be a one hell of a show hosted by cam on stage himself grab your tickets right now um it's a lot of y'all to do to sign up i don't like the way you said my last name i don't know where you said my last name you said it like cops steal like [ __ ] [Laughter] cindy and laura i'm sorry tony what you saying bro what'd you say tony all the energy is light it's light put your ball head ass up too you [ __ ] take your hat off i just cut my hair today yeah [Applause] i was kidding that's all i do la la la la la til the day i die i'll be believing you you'll be lying that's your fault you shouldn't be so naive and so much of a good friend i'm gonna lie you look like nietzsche nash girl [ __ ] hey what wait let me let me see what she look like did you see it yet tony no i ain't see her yet i'm looking you don't look like that but it was sydney was right it's just a funny it's just a funny thing to say that was just a super funny thing to say she been showing the officers they got married hey wait is this is this her yeah yeah there's something like that he might as well date as a dude [ __ ] tony you can't say stuff like that now you too not now the comment section don't do that with the energy though [Laughter] like i want to be caught up in that yeah trim the zoom i think i would have never had known no i didn't say it no i don't i don't you go back to the comments that's where you live anyway check it out um yeah nah man okay cool all right y'all that's been another episode uh we're just gonna see all the more man i buy you i got beer butter for sale if anybody won't get it at bodybuilders.com if i had a beer i promise y'all get something too i understand my bad i stepped on your go ahead sid tell them again i got a beer brother that i got on right now at the bodybuilders.com you just want to dip your beard in the butter and you just want to just mix it in and you get it at the body butters you get it at the bodybutters.com all right uh thanks and tell people where they can find it uh thank you to here for this platform i really appreciate uh everybody that's on this platform i respect your craft thank you guys uh for all the uh cash apps everybody that sent them in uh i'm still gonna make this book a bestseller right here delay the journey behind the smile uh bam put your hand behind the book bro you're like the promo video put your hand behind the book the book or [ __ ] the green screen messing it up put the book on your chest so you can see it put it on your chest how about you just go to my website it's delayed.com and you'll be able to pick up everything that you need right there as far as clothing hats different apparel and my new book the journey behind the smile ladies and gentlemen i appreciate it i think you're gonna do for my career i'll see you guys tomorrow i'll be on stage again for the second time during quarantine and i'm excited for you guys to see me cindy you want to close this house next i was just with him yeah yeah yeah man first of all i want to give honor to god and all the members present uh pastor's wife and everybody i just want to say uh to hear you so dope on the realness man we joke around but you allow us to come in and like have a good time for a couple hours man so i appreciate your platform kev thank you for uh making a way for somebody to do stand up i've been losing my mind i'm actually very excited you know for your show tomorrow so thank you for even having me and i love everybody on here except tony man so just thank y'all and just you know continue to be blessed and you know i do have a beer butter and uh you know you know support it man i love y'all thank y'all and thank you for the cash apps i don't want to say everybody name individually but thank you for the cash apps that's my wife being like [ __ ] you still you still on the zone sorry all right uh uh who um oh security hi um i have a birthday coming up that's what i'm gonna have coming up um and yeah to hear thank you kev i'm super excited for the show tomorrow because i haven't been on stage for a long time so um you know just laugh and um y'all can find me on instagram it's keisha.edu it's a e y s h a dot e um anything i have coming up i post that uh i think i told last time i'll be on for the love of jason on umc on comes out in november [ __ ] your [ __ ] talk your [ __ ] keisha tune in um yeah i think that's that's it that works oh my cash ups i'm sorry i do want to say thank you to some people jasmine from detroit oh anthony lebaron jose kiana except for just being you xavier guy valerie brandon crystal marcus monty gregory latrice tasia oh that's my mama thank y'all that's my mama thank you uh rob hayes you got anything for the people yeah um the room for sherman showcase starts uh next week so i'm excited we're coming back for season two so make sure y'all check that out and uh i think i did the least amount of snitching on on this podcast on this uh on this on the zoom you know what i'm saying i didn't admit to as many crimes as everybody else so pretty proud of that and uh yo shout out to monty valerie kiana ernestine jose and leveron for the cash apps appreciate y'all there it is there it is tony banker go now oh yeah you know what i'm saying check me out on the keep your distance comedy show tomorrow starts at uh 7 p.m pacific 10 p.m and uh it's gonna be a good time we're gonna have ron g in there sydney castillo delay keisha e rob hayes hosted by kev on stage to here won't be there so it's gonna be glory i'm all up in there we're gonna make sure he's not there we're gonna slash his tires we're gonna drug his drinks we're gonna make sure he's not i'm booing from the stage the whole time you on stage you're saying me here was the guy in philly it was him the whole time it was him nobody nobody saw him but him it was him the whole time what's the dress code comment section y'all we was getting down over here he's having a great time without sydney and uh get tony bacon friends you click the link in my bio get tony bacon friends hey congratulations on that project brother like seriously yeah man that's really dope that you know you know to put your friends on and like to do something like do it yourself like that was really dope man congratulations sincerely sydney got nose hairs in the camera right now showing love but you know yeah i appreciate it i'm saying but now uh thanks joe um it's featuring dc irving keon pulley keenan baker and brandon lewis so check it out and that's it joe so cool all right what you got uh ron g hey so first of all thank you uh all y'all man for just being dope man it's crazy that we all in the same class with each other and we all about to be millionaires and superstars and it's just dope to watch all this stuff come together man for real like said i remember when we first got out here man we trying to figure this out i remember they used to wear cowboy boots and wear whole scenes to wear a whole sound vest and ostrich boots on stage no lie this [ __ ] soup collar you know like this the sleazy salesman and they they call it be outside the blazer this [ __ ] we did the bayberry comedy show this [ __ ] look like uh the the chaplin for the crips this [ __ ] was this [ __ ] was overdressed i have the picture i'm gonna make that picture he performed looking like a palm bear but this [ __ ] was hilarious and watching everybody like career take off man tony like kevin i love what y'all doing to hear and y'all being selfless with your platform i think it's such a dope thing um just grateful to be a part of the journey man and it's cool and keisha like i'm rooting for you man i want to see you do well i think just black women in comedy right now your voice is necessary and i want to see y'all win like i just it's just dope watching like all my female homies like just take off and it's cool to be a part of that um every thursday me and my lady do a really dope game show called couples couch sid i would love to have you on um called couples couch uh we actually had the finale tonight it was super dope uh we gave away 350 bucks to the couple that won [Laughter] i would love to have you on we just had the finale no it's like a finale every month we'll do like a finale so we're coming with the highest score no no no no no no we've had three finales so every month i guess i need to find a better word than the finale but at the end i was covered with the highest score from the month to play for money so yeah man but i would love to have you and your lady on bro anna would love to meet her too um yeah every thursday we do couples couch super dope game show on my instagram please follow me comedian ranji every sunday i do virtual chocolate sundaes which is the dopest longest running most diverse uh comedy show in the nation but we do it via zoom we have a dj and an after party chocolate sundaes virtual chocolate sundaes follow me comedian r o n g i also have a really cool podcast called the two piece podcast is for personal growth for men um so man if you're trying to get their life together uh dope starting point and for ladies it's a cheat sheet for a man's heart uh the number two p-i-a-c-e podcast and also we have the social distance comedy show i'm grateful to finally perform on stage after a long time and then on saturday morning me and kev on stage has a prayer we have a prayer breakfast for all the men who um curse uh in our spirit but don't curse on stage so if you want to stop by our prayer breakfast we will pray for you and your spirit and uh we will get you back on track so yeah we said we're serving grits and catfish so um if you want to come out and get a plate for a prayer break this is it's a virtual prayer breakfast if you want to the password is uh i curse but i'm still saved and jesus loves me uh for the law again so we appreciate y'all how long has you been up how long has you been up now i just ran down listen that man got a wife that was for the skit i could not slap him again okay shout out to the cash at people man i'm sorry sorry wow man for real appreciate that i'm here thank you all for catching people i love y'all man sincerely i [ __ ] with all y'all he is strange hey your followers are dope yeah you don't get to thank you want to thank him good take your ass back to the chat and you think i'm in a chat cause you ain't gonna do it give me some time i'm gonna thank him individually here we go there you go do your thing shout out to tiffany victoria monty that's been another survey i've been having great have a good one just so you don't get a chance to do it very well shout out to christy brandon xavier uh jacquista shamika the kendrick ernestine jose brandon taking the stage charlie caveman and vaughn thank you so much for the donations man i appreciate y'all watching another episode make sure you grab your tickets right now for keep your distance comedy show uh you can go to cameronsage.com use the promo code mobster and get three dollars off your ticket also make sure you check out bet silent listening party tomorrow that's only me tony baker and josh guns we are reviewing the new spillage village album super excited about that um but it's gonna be a lot of fun man um and we will see y'all next week actually we will see you tomorrow at the keep your distance comic show and then we'll see y'all again next week for another episode of zooming with the homies peace i want to say one thing to hear yes when you get into a swimsuit it's village village you get to give my goodbyes man you you skipped me oh yeah i did i'm sorry my bad i did skip you a shout out to a rewatch gang and shout out to the more mob and also my more mods who've been taking care of us the whole night and make sure that i get everybody's information so it's always in the description before the show is even over we get it in really early kevin says you want to give your thank yous thank you to to hear more this is a super dope thing to come out of quarantine getting to chop it up with comedians me new comedians i really enjoy them with homies i watch a lot of them when i'm not on them and for allowing us to come over here and promote the show uh and all you guys who are watching thank you for supporting to here please use your uh to hear us code if you buy tickets so we can show him some more love on the financial tip and uh and and i love you all okay guys talk to y'all later bye everybody later

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Length: 131min 14sec (7874 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 25 2020