Zooming With the Homies (ZWTH) - EPISODE 136

seven and nine west coast 10 to 12 on the east girl you better tune into it boy i try to tell you this the new big movement sit down and catch a vibe foolish foolish that's what you can bank on to the bank don't touch the more mob in the re-watch gang strong you will not tune in the human with the zombies i mean zooming with the homie girl yo what up welcome back to another episode of zooming with the homies uh we got a fantastic show for you guys tonight you saw the flyer you know what tf going on um oh damn one person that was here just dipped off i don't know what that's about but uh hopefully she'll be back soon shout out to everybody that uh is in the more mob in the security squad and got a chance to see um today's episode of uh dammit that's you scary uh yes miss songbird i am okay thank you so much for asking um we're gonna have a fantastic time though uh if you saw god damn me uh the episode of dammit that too scary you know that uh you know why these glasses are i don't think i don't think much more needs to be said as to why these glasses on you already yes you see the glasses in the chat i did a month a sobriety we out here now we're gonna have a good ass time um yeah we out here uh hi davis what's up shawn kt here hey what up which how are you doing i'm grooving like a driving movie friend how are you hey man we are making it we having a good time um one day waiting on everyone else to pull up and then uh yeah we're gonna get it going we're gonna get it going i got a cousin what are you oh my god all right uh as soon as everybody else pulls up man we're gonna go and get started uh waiting on a couple people and um if ty got the link everybody else got the link to so we gonna see we gonna see what happens um okay now they start to pull up right sup y'all what up what up tony bank how you doing man i'm good your camera crisp right oh yeah i had to get that new camera man you're like oh yeah get that new camera moving can you hear us teddy it's funny when you see people trying to get their feet together look at the expression on his face in his business when you're trying to get it all figured out he just he's scrambling he's like what's up with it oh it was all stuttery you know you were staticking you sound like 2002 t-pad hey man i get it is it good now yeah yeah we ate one we ate one hi hey everybody how y'all doing all right there it is uh i i guess the last person to pull up when they pull up man we're gonna go ahead and get started we're gonna hold off too much man um welcome welcome welcome everyone to uh another episode of someone with the homies man for that i have a fantastic show uh we're gonna just jump right into these goddamn introductions ladies and gentlemen uh this first person needs no introduction even though we're gonna do it anyway you feel me uh one of the first ladies of them with the homies uh she's been here more times in a little bit and it's always a great time every time she comes ladies gentlemen so i want y'all to put your hands together and welcome back to the show an amazing actress writer content creator and comedian miss ty davis y'all put your hands together make some noise what's up todd davis how you feeling i feel great um you know uh the weather did not delay my packages so i'm happy that they came right um waiting on another package to come in the mail so i'm real excited it's like christmas every day hey low-key those packages they help you get through the week knowing that you got something coming just for you really helped you get through the week i understand completely i understand completely uh well man i love it we all we gonna just keep it moving just like that ladies and gentlemen um next up coming to the stage y'all already know uh you know i have to fight tooth and nail to get this brother on here he has to make sure that you know there ain't too many people on here and ain't nobody gonna raise their voice too loud because you know that's just how you get down ladies and gentlemen look at look at little stupid smile right there ladies and gentlemen y'all make some noise for the colombian drug lord himself actor writer comedian father put your hands together welcome back to the show mr tony banker somebody feel me yeah me thanks for having me back you know what i'm talking about hey man we glad that you could make it on here man you know what i'm saying you know i always be asking to hear like yo man put me on man you always put me down but you know man facts people be making up their own narratives you know what i'm saying but it's cool it's cool you know it is what it is both of y'all just lie all day that's all y'all do y'all wake up alive that's all you never want to see a [ __ ] that changed after somebody is to here yep hey what's up yeah he used to text me back fast nah it's just absolute garbage first of all y'all not wrong yeah i'm glad you wanted it man i just i just want to jump out there and say that you're not wrong but here's the thing teddy ray got money before i did so he been long sir what is money what is what are we talking what is money now we gotta have a conversation about what's buddy teddy ray you got your your own interludes to platinum rappers albums you went on a tour with me know you just you're just living your life totally right i did spot dates i didn't do the whole tour you said i tried to downplay i just did five dates you know what that translates into is that somebody got him a ticket and flew him out that's all that matters somebody bought you a ticket and flew you out teddy ray that's all i'm saying it was me no people mm-hmm like i said anyway ladies and gentlemen we're gonna keep this thing real rolling since uh since we're already on his case i want y'all to put your hands together for one of the most naturally funniest guys i've ever met in my life he just has an amazing charisma about himself and people just gravitate to him because he is just so authentic and hilarious ladies and gentlemen y'all put your hands together for actor content creator writer and comedian mr teddy what's going on i had to clap for myself one time because you made that sound real good to hear hey man you hey teddy listen bro you are one of those people where no one disputes how talented you are you are an amazing talent and a fantastic person to be around and the way that it come across is completely organic it never feels like you're doing a set teddy it always exactly talking to the people that's the beauty of teddy ray man that's why he a fan favorite everybody loved teddy ray because it never feels forced with teddy yeah after teddy we performed he was like man he'd be my friend yeah man nothing feels forced and feels homegrown and he's like man that's really who he is and so that's really who he is that really like if not knew teddy like for real for real like y'all y'all know the teddy that's blown up but y'all know teddy when he first started you know that he hasn't changed at all the entire time man and it's so refreshing to see that but also just it's humbling like teddy you were checking like yo teddy ain't doing this i don't need to be doing that let me get myself man i've changed i just i call it evolving you feel me but i haven't really changed like my core you feel me i'll never forget who i was back then i think that's something you feel me people always got to keep in mind when they're evolving because they you can be you know whoever you envision yourself to be but if you don't remember when snot used to run out your nose and your grandma used to whoop your ass then i don't think you'll ever you know have no sense of humility song yeah i'm just happy to see you not in the car teddy because normally when we book you for something you in the passenger seat of somebody's car mostly valentino but i'm just glad that you somewhere you know saying man that was like two times to here and we was at that oh teddy no tony we was at the top of quarantine it's been about 10 times between this and quarantine i mean the quarantine gains and goddamn me um squad cats okay you adding everybody else i'm talking about zooming with the homies you you you adding all these other outside entities that don't got nothing to do with right now i i've been out here like that i went on two road trips last year the car was a good space to clear my head every time a road trip for a gig he'd be scaring me he'd just be in random cities he'd just being like it'd be like let me tell you are you good i'll take you good man like yeah you know just get this bag teddy where are you man just i'll be straight i'll be straight man i was rolling through fort worth and i hit uh sydney with the gps you know how the circle be on the gps i was like am i good where i'm back he was like just get to where you got to go we all keep it rolling man uh next up ladies and gentlemen i want y'all um do me a favor and welcome back to the show man uh proud favorite in the and the comedian's cup comic he is a fantastic brother he's phenomenally funny uh talented um and he's and he's just beyond rich like he fed half of africa last last year with one month of his earnings and it's just it just goes to show his his his talent you know we're putting people's pockets on blaster here you just can't help it man get out of everybody's pockets and then they're not gonna hit the cash app if they think we're gonna yeah maybe we broke yeah i ain't got it talking about it we broke next up ladies and gentlemen this is the brother that's the reason that you guys are getting a 2 000 stimulus check right now ladies and gentlemen together comedian actor writer and comedian mr sydney castillo appreciate it man what's up everybody how you doing todd what's up tony what's up hey what's up what's up how you doing man what's up well you coming back to l.a bro never [ __ ] when i'm playing y'all i'll come back like actually like a couple weeks i had to come back for something so i'm gonna be back for a little bit you moved sydney no i'm here having with my mom so i'm here back and forth right now got you in fort worth yeah yeah [ __ ] town fort worth fort worth texas shout out to texas i can tell by that mug you in your mama's house all the background look like it looks like i'm in her favorite room i need your favorite room real quick right right you got the you got the tree on the chesapeake that ain't even a dresser you you that's a peak midweek service in that room right there up with it man hey you got glasses on now you got man okay so here with hollywood man he's like a r b like swear like bass player slash role manager slash get the bag you know what i mean hamilton yeah you know what i mean y'all heard it i love it all right well man we got everybody here ladies and gentlemen so we about to get the show started man as y'all already know uh doing with the homies is a great show where we have a good time man but uh please don't forget to tip the guests um bless them with a little something that you have to give and they will be very appreciative of it as will i and we're about to have an amazing time tonight um amazing when i went shut up tony you said he amazing i said amazing we're about to have an amazing time tonight that's what i said tony don't come here with that [ __ ] okay don't start that [ __ ] man i went to the flyer after i posted it and it had like 179 comments or i'm sorry maybe like 79 comments and i was like that's a lot of comments for just a flyer so people are excited about this show so you know the shenanigans shall fly all right shenanigans you know this background shout out background she got the best backdrop in the game right now look like it smelled good over there too yeah i mean top back tyler's background looks like like one of the pictures that was like on a wall a random wall and boomerang like that's a very nineties background right there very ranked with money too everybody had money in boomerang even if they didn't the style was there the same did you see you remember eddie's house yes his apartment and boomerang how fly that was i don't know what it's called his apartment that [ __ ] was flocked it was and robbie gibbons didn't want to give him no no play that first time was y'all feeling robin gibbons like that though like just in general like her look she was she really a knockout like that she was beautiful but she wasn't like bad because she wasn't my holly bear i had holly berry so i i didn't even know robin was like a i didn't know who that was like who's robin i have holly beard you know what i mean so it was like she just came at a bad time at halloween with some more attention but unfortunately she came when lebron was in the league and you know you know it's lebron's team so it's like i i just didn't really buy robin gibbons being able to turn him like that in the movie her eddie murphy the playboy about town like that you know what i mean hey man a real stop down tree stop like you know go get a tight [ __ ] you feel me who don't mind just hoeing around and bossing up and level it up in life they'll hurt your feelings the most yeah well yeah yeah that that trait would definitely get a player like that but just you know robin gibbons i was just like who would you cast rosie perez who was hot back in that day you got perez you got who would you care well who was rosie perez nia long was kind of like you know she was there nice people too young then this was 92. so who you got rosie perez or jlo now jlo wasn't even not it was before jlo so we got it we got to go 92 hot yeah halle berry that was the first time we ever really paid attention to hallie like that in that movie yeah so she was already there but like who was a knockout back then dela business in here hey i just knew 93 was loretta devine's prime years loretta divine all right all right all right all right okay all right jennifer lewis now listen i ain't gonna hold you as a child i thought she would do that at home all right if lewis is good looking but i feel like she might have been was she too old for the role then she only played he's a mom so they didn't have a role there for her now some of the older black queens that kind of met they were still fine in 92 but they kind of missed that young window you know they had to come home oh that's i'm not mad at that at all she got a thumper and you know fine fine like legit fine bro like with beautiful skin and everything my [ __ ] like with all the snot removed viola davis oh yeah okay davis has the best skin tone in hip-hop she's in hip-hop yeah always bring hip-hop but like yeah holly robinson gabrielle union that was before it got real 92. what about tashina arnold oh hey toshido arnold been fine and no loki todd davis you look like you could be tashina arnold's cousin i get i get tasheena arnold i get taro hicks and regina king those i can see i can see all of that but i don't know i don't see it hey listen to the king right now somebody said shout out you know shot ain't pulling up to no film set facts that's awesome they're turning down everything i remember uh what's the woman you just named uh regina kane came in a restaurant nice to bartend and uh bj's right in glendale and she said table real six let me tell you who ran every food to her i like the bar i like how you had that you had leather straps it's like yeah it's tickets like where's my drink man if you shut the hell up this is goddamn regina came right here here right now you know janet jackson was fine but her in a boss tyrol i've never seen that with the lightning she was the boss and for color girls that movie was quite traumatic to watch no one was the boss in that i never saw that movie it's like precious yeah that's it you don't need no more of that just one time well she's got a little re-watch value we got some moments in there that's comical no it's a comical what's the movie where everything was happening there she had the dude who was cheating on her who had aids who gave her aids her ex yeah i was like damn tyler she ain't got damn like jesus christ but i didn't write this and then age yeah that's gonna happen i remember that scene where the tensions was high and they were sitting on the bed and she was trying to ask him do we sleep with other men and he was trying to beat around the questions she was like do you [ __ ] [ __ ] are now like she basically she was fed up this is the same movie you know also her husband was bisexual something like that yeah i think he was gay because i think he was just started you know i think he stopped messing with her and just started messing with men and she found out on the low well she found out on the high yeah yeah on the high v right on the high v yeah no someone [ __ ] talented y'all deserve cash right now for that it looked like a downer and i was like i don't know man hit me over the cliff or something like that yeah somebody threw a baby out a window yes the light skin what's his name and he find his hair too i can add more steak sex is not a problem i can add more steak it was a rape scene in there too that was tough to watch yeah that ain't a re-watchable movie no uh you don't want to see that twice one of them invited that man over for some honey garlic roasted salmon and he just took her womanhood like that like come on my [ __ ] eat some dinner with a woman and go keep the color girls afterwards yo so who directed it was this a tyler perry movie yes he directed it yes four colored girls but wait you don't show it let me cue this up but it was it was based off of um a book they shot in six days you know telling people who you want to take we're good yo i want to shoot with tyler perry if you just do one take but at the same time no i don't i like takes i like takes because you get to you do it how the writer wants you to do it you're right how the director wants you to do it then you get to do it how you want you can all right and that's that's that's i love i love that clint eastwood i heard that about clint eastwood too when he directs it'd be one he sean it was so bad uh they said chime panning them had to be like yo meet me at the hotel so we could be hurt because clint eastwood ain't gonna let us do takes wow yeah so if you got somebody like sean payton scrambling but yo meet me at the in and out before we shoot we can run lines so you know it's here and this mythic river he got an oscar for that joint that was such a good movie though oh my god i love that movie clint eastwood is old old bro he's 90. what is he 90 he's 90 years old he he been old since i've been born so he's never been young right he's a white morgan freeman yeah that's a good comparison teddy that's it get off my lawn mm-hmm you feeling lucky punk he is 90 i think the key to living long is to just keep doing stuff oh yeah i i i'm a strong believer and if you don't use it you lose it yeah like that with everything like like i feel like people get hunched over like that when they don't like be active and don't run and stuff like that so i don't care if i'm running slow i'm still gonna be out there running a little bit just so i ain't hunched over like that that osteoporosis is is real bro see them all whenever you see an old person working at walmart being like are you drinking a chicken receipt they don't want to be there they're trying to live yeah exactly they're just they're trying to you know they don't need the money they're just like yo i just want to do something every day yeah she okay baby yeah okay you got 800 items in the card in the flat screen she just see a box of cheerios people okay all right yeah apparently walmart loses about two billion dollars like in stolen items every year i'm not surprised i i really don't care what walmart has the money their employees that little amount that they're paying their employees and that little amount that they're missing in their insurance is all profit they can avoid to take that hit they believe i used to steal from walmart yeah caught though but you know i was in there wait tony what did you get called stealing though batteries i knew it was batteries i just had double a batteries i used to steal from there all the time in college yeah this was like the college days because i always had a walkman every everywhere i walked they had the walkman you know what i'm saying so i needed that supply of batteries you feel me you know broken college so i was like you know i would i had my system down and then one day in albuquerque new mexico the jig was up do y'all sit up and think about some of the technology people got robbed for in the 90s that's kind of like pointless now like what like walkman somebody got pissed a whip for a walkman in 92. oh yeah yeah like come on my [ __ ] oh you got the one that don't skip yeah yeah don't skip like mine don't skip it you can take a bump yeah that was crucial man that anti-shock protection was the true you give it about 15 seconds to load up and then you good you could take like three bumps in a row you're like oh okay look at god won't he win you yo you know what they used to feel back here uh you remember uh the portable cd players for your car like the pace that they put on the face and then you had to take the face off so no i would steal it you leave that face on somebody getting in your car and taking that little thing right there yeah the whole thing the whole thing boom and now they got music yeah listen i had kenwood in high school that it was a it was a defense it's a detachable face too you should also like flip it over and it was like it was like this it was like it it had no buttons on none of nothing's if you flipped it over so i flipped that joint over thinking that nobody was gonna realize that the face was still on it they think that i'd take it off but they broke in my car and stole everything when i take them stupid they took they said take everything got them right you think we did but they saw the vcr the dvd player and three tv screens and the radio and the speakers they took everything how much dope you were selling in high school [ __ ] white castle was the drug from here you know what i'm saying to hear was like gus and uh breaking bad he was working that you know he worked at the chicken shack you know he owns it but you know he's the biggest drug dealer inside of the mississippi that was to here that's what he used against people god bless you brother i got the kilos in the back okay that's an affliction i remember that used to tell people he modeled and i be like [ __ ] shut up i did though i know you did i know i know you did i know you used to model i i know about the cut out of that foot locker i know about all that actually i'm just saying i understand like in reality though you used to model like i'm that's that's that's the whole statement right there sydney used to model wasn't you supposed to be in the destiny's child soldier video yes i would hey that was my first audition [ __ ] i uh i went down to 200 south of britain and it was like for i need to stop the video when i came in a suit i was like i'm going to book a lot right i came like a suit like i thought beyonce i was so young i thought beyonce was at the audition this was my first ever audition all these like buff looking you know nick harthon dudes in there with their shirt off oiled up i was like yeah right i get in the back and i you know going for audition and she was like can you take your clothes you take a jacket off your shirt off i was like oh it takes shirt i was like so she know the area i'm from they said sir take your shirt off and i was like there's like you could leave did they do it like that they chuckled as soon as i never had abs maybe for like maybe three weeks in my life so they kind of was like oh how long you been modeling baby i was like six months about six months i had a foot action ad that was like oh okay okay wow but you had your shirt on for that act yeah you remember how you just got thrown out of the fresh prince every episode that's where we got the audition i landed on the comedy stage and started telling jokes right there it's like take your shirt off baby let's see what you're working with hey but loki said man shout out to rihanna she giving all bad built [ __ ] hope because her little fenty line she had a fancy model launch it was hell it was a couple [ __ ] built like me put it on my vision board i'm gonna be a fancy one i'm the tagger that's genius because the majority of people are built regular hello regular that's genius everybody ain't all aved up man it's more muffin tops than abs on the planet let me go man by far rihanna was like let's tap into the real people you know what i'm saying right spending the money yeah exactly because sometimes you all the time when you look at rihanna she be like this is what i'm at right now rihanna be slim then she be hella thick yeah there's no in between she either like super slim a hella thick and her slip like oh like god damn you sure she from barbados and not from texas i love a woman that can go side to top rhianna can fluctuate 30 pounds still you know i mean still look cute you know who else um can fluctuate size the size and they look amazing oprah drake because what y'all not about to do is sit here and talk about a bunch of ladies and like i'm not sitting here we're going to talk about these [ __ ] too yo who your top five dudes right now time like let's break it down top five just looking dude like all right yeah you don't have to bring me anything rub your hands together when you see them you'll be like all right oh okay so they give me the okay we will be talking about actors rappers we'll be talking about we talk about we talk about anybody that could come up to you and be like hey let's get out of here oh and we gotta do that uh aubry drake let's run it uh run y'all hooping whatever you want to do let's do that uh definitely uh drake uh michael b jordan as soon as him and laura um let me see trey songz been been on that nose to brian i know i'm gonna get a little flag for this but i said what i said chris brown hey you you going with the fight and through give give us the off the beaten path picks yeah everybody love these [ __ ] drake was the surprise though cause a lot of women see through drake's they they get to the core essence of him and they'd be like i ain't really feeling drake like that but the mother three you name they always get picked okay um well this this this might come as a shock i don't know i don't know this might come as a shock i have always been incredibly attracted to wolf blitzer see now we're cooking now we now the way he be zooming in on the political maps i'd be over there like now if you look at this in ohio sydney was like you know what i've had enough i got him i'm not here for anybody i want to hear though listen i said what i said uh wolf blitzer he he's always done it for me i'd be like oh my god hey so we all got that one person that that we were like we are saying somebody like really who's your female blizzard huh who's your female wolf blitzer to here what's her name uh lizzo she was a she was in red and she was in uh the good liar helen marin what was it helen maron yes that's what i've been telling people helen marin has something she has marion has something to do that makes her attractive tony i would i would take her out for the most expensive cup of tea right the most expensive cup of tea and we would have some pastries and then i would take her back to a motel 6 and just deflower her you understand me wow with tim's on a pistol on my waist man come on man no no no no she's not getting it she get the four season on the second round yeah we will leave the hotel station go through but that first round you gotta understand i'm i'm i'm going for the field i got on mitch matt's fox i'm going hard in the paint [ __ ] on the counter why you gotta disrespect helen marin like this though man hey man i just got people i gotta let them know who they are you gonna pee on our oscar as well come on man is wendy williams stop hunter nah she ain't on my top nothing no okay hey but how y'all feel about wendy williams in the 90s because i'll be seeing a couple pictures and she looked kind of all right i haven't seen that picture they pulled up an old picture because they was talking about method man smashing and he was like see you gotta give me a minute because i don't know people names i know they're faces you give me something they been in i can probably get the name go around uh teddy you go i'm gonna think of it i got one though [ __ ] i'm still thinking i you threw me off trying to compare the wolf blitzer everybody everybody got an assortment of the wolf your wolf blitzer teddy ray will be loretta devine that's a joke to make loretta feel better you say it's a joke this is helen merritt i don't know what it is helen marin it's black history month tony what are you showing i'm just showing people helen marion man sabrina cued this up she's like she's on the capitol this is her back in the day it kind of looks like winnie paltrow a little bit in the face yo my wolf blister is gonna be susan sarandon that's a good one yeah that's my wolf blitzer man something about them big eyes man she was out here like in the late 80s in the early 90s with the seductive rose he was seducing kevin costner in them i was like man i get it i get that's a good one low keto not even low key high key sandra bullock too oh okay i don't think she qualifies as a woman though okay yeah you're right you know what i only say that she's down she's older now and people be like ah you know saying like once you get older for like white women they like kind of aging out because like like like low-key i would have still went on a date with some older black women like i'm talking about 70 80s you know what i'm saying but like sicily tyson before recipes before it happened you would have took her yeah yeah yo here's the thing tyson never stopped getting glitter she kept like with each each decade she added to her she got finer and finer it was crazy i've never seen anybody age as well as cicely tyson he kept working man and that black don't crack she did an amazing cincy tyson just got it boy oh okay all right uh okay i don't know that's his name but i know she her character was like jody and i can't believe jody but the mama his mama was calling hey you know who always did it for me and i don't see her enough i don't know where this woman is i think about her from time to time the lady from uh jason's lyric not the main one but the one that was holding her titties messing with trench oh yeah i know exactly who you talking about she used to be on allen mcbeal i don't know her name but i know who you talking about yeah she wasn't loved he was pretty man uh i can't remember her name uh she's so pressure yeah she he bars in like two videos i wonder where she's at man lisa nicole carson that's what you talking about teddy did you say t-bones in two videos i was like the yeah yeah i think yeah they was all doing this and then so what y'all think about meryl streep i think she's amazing oh she's beautiful too because she she played when she played miranda previously that's my favorite role of hers and devils wear products meryl streep is arguably the best actress of all time yeah um but i've never i can't really say i've ever had like a you know man meryl streep over here looking i would i would i would take meryl streep down and i would play jeezy the whole time she wrapped the lyrics to you so he would take everybody down man that's not true you're taking everybody on this white lady you take it down i got one for you and tony i know your name the name of this actress because it was just a co-star role you remember sister act right the first one uh it was i think it was the first if you wanna feed somebody if you wanna the light let's do it remember the light-skinned girl who started the song she's like no i go like this if you want a piece you're going first time yeah youtube that moment because i don't name but that's what you like everybody's saying is the whole class got into it but she let it off she's like i don't remember that was it the second sister act when they was in the uh act two you know what i've never seen sister act 2 all the way through wow that is factual it's not a wolf black blitzer no i don't have my spectacles on all right i'm sorry because i got upset oh felicia is definitely not a wolf blitzer she's so pressure her i know who i just seen today that was fine and i didn't really realize it well i realized it but i just never like you know i'm young donna summers oh donna donna summer man listen i don't know what you look like beautiful donna summer was good i remember i remember my mom had a a record of hers where she's sitting on like a crescent moon and she uh her feet was out and i remember staring at that album like man that's when you first developed your feet fetish oh lynn and yo somebody said lynn whitfield lynn whitfield would have been a great replacement for robin gibbons and boomerang i did i can see that oh yeah lane was good lynn was very good looking i could see that yo somebody said blitz from golden girls y'all taking down blanche yes you're definitely taking down black yes you say meaty no you down i'm sorry that's that's not what we're doing out here which golden girl y'all taking down first girl i want your answer too time with okay okay shout out to the queen blanche just looked like she [ __ ] like mag italian she look like she rap while she ride dick you know she throwing it back she she she's gonna pop her dentures out gum me down young me down i'm giving dorothy this work yeah miss me with the miss me with the golden girls i'll go i'll come back with a living single and i'll take max back too easy man easy what about the mama from golden girl she looks like she's gonna be feeling well see okay listen golden girls miss me with but mama's family oh vicky lawrence get it but but vicky lawrence wasn't over real though i know it don't matter i know how to look now topanga if i can't do living singing you can't get to panga bro piss out peace out with all that [ __ ] hey you know who was bad off living single eric what's your name erica alexander yeah that's that's max ain't shot you know she still looks exactly the same yes you do and she hella cool she's super nice her and kim coles i met though they super nice oh and kim fields is nice too man she uh she was talking to me on instagram i was like man yes super cool the only one the only one left i got to meet is queen latifah oh yeah dana hella cool too um she look like she could roll the hell out of her blood i'm sorry i want to sit match blunt for blunt with queen latifah people watch she's driving i got it baby man with her knees she just green latifa got a new show coming out called the equalizer yeah like denzel yeah tony who was the wife on the uh who's the wife on uh uh king of queens oh uh we at rimini yeah she's uh she's going to say by the bell uh and then you know her own restaurant off of vineland and ventura called uh it's a great breakfast restaurant man uh but for years uh on yeah spot good spot to eat vivian's vivian's you know is this still there yeah great bird the king of queens is one of my favorite shows really i love that show man hey that was a good show yeah it's so funny recipes to the pops on there this is the road we went down because of your wolf blitzer comment i love the wolf blizzard man i mean y'all started it y'all y'all had questions and i answered the question i mean we can go back i mean denzel is classically fine like uh i'd love to cut that cake you know but i'll take it i love to cut that cake grown woman got the best sexual innuendo that smells tart teddy the best just the best i like to his son john david hey what's up what's your story come here like you they don't see you so you approach them what's your pick-up line to like give you a song what you're gonna what's your pick-up line yeah um i would do something unassuming i would tell him that uh i really loved you in the movie tennis the fight scene where y'all were fighting reverse i thought that was so amazing let's talk let's talk how about last night how about let's do something else anything but talk but that's that's that but that's how grown women communicate with it let's talk means that i already know well you gotta start saying cut that cake yeah cause i'm about to use that in my dms tonight because they kicked man that cake that's all i'm saying see because you know when you when you writing you got to think of things that you could say for like tv that you know it's not like what that did do you know though yeah you know so you know i just pulled from the old stuff yeah man i'd like to take a sip from that fountain hello let me spread that frosting that's funny yeah let me thank you for chris like what oh my god uh that's so funny it's a couple this is you know some see i'm trying to hold on to my hollywood coochie card because i don't want to play the card too soon and then you'd be like damn i wasted it so i'm i'm waiting for the right celebrity to get these yams too it's a pandemic you better play before no you need to put that down boom so i talked about this on clubhouse the other day right so it's just dude buzzing it's this dude i had crush on him for like a couple years i'm like yo he's so fine like he's so fine and then you know i got to know him and i was like oh man he cool and [ __ ] ain't he fine i won't go with him but you know we we we both in the same thing so you can't do that right so i just be like oh man i said you know what when this pandemic is over when earth reopens he's the first one on the hit list like because this is the list but he's number one right i had a dream one night fantasizing i'm getting all worked up because you know i'm pre-menopause got hot flashes everything going on and when i woke up i was confused because in the dream we had sex but it was awful and i was like ugh i don't even like him no more i don't have a crush on him so i went to the group chat and i told my own girls about it my whole girl was like dad for real i was like yeah i don't even like him no more and he's like dang why you don't like him i said if that [ __ ] can't measure up in my dreams you know he trashing real life fam i can't do it so i scratched him off the list he never even met him that's your dream in your dreams in your dream in your dream i met him i know him i like i know him in real life already oh okay so he had a little dick in your dreams or was just trash it was his channel he just was like he know what he was doing and then he put in my button didn't ask and then i was like hey what you doing back there and he was like it's fine and i was like no it's not get it out of here if you say what you're doing back there besides get the [ __ ] out of my butt then you know what he's doing back there what you doing get it out of here who's the guy whoa that's aggressive and i don't feel good from that question from california yeah florida i'm not going to answer this question at all california atlanta new york florida nobody's going to figure it out that's 12 states which one where is he from oh i know where he's from but no i'm not answering it's a million people waiting for we're not gonna figure it out well he's not from here was that baltimore where you from where yeah he's not he's not he's not out where i'm at is he on the east coast is it easter standard time where he ate is it a six hour drive three hour drive from where you at what is it first of all i don't know where he is right now okay i'm sick of this jedi mind trickery you're saying stop it to hear what you doing man why are you in my business man why this is the thing more glasses listen tony i i hit tony up last week i was trying to get tony on the show last week right tony i want to get you for zooming man boo boo boo right now keep in mind me opponent we had just got through exchanging text we were talking about something else i hit him up 10 minutes later tony goes silent on me i'm live okay i'll wait a little bit then i finally hit him back like my [ __ ] we just got through talking because tony calls me trash in the group text because i'll be talking in there but my thing is in the group text we got we got 10 people in the group text if my joke is going to be something somebody already else said i'm not going to say it it don't make no sense to do that right plus i also have the group text on on mute because these [ __ ] like i i turned my phone off for an hour what was this i think saturday saturday or sunday i'll go back to my phone sunday go back to my phone 102 mixed messages in literally 30 minutes and i'm like bro this this and one group chat one group chat it was one group chat and it was all about um the little things it was all about the little things it was 102 missed messages and and 75 of them were from tony baker oh man no you got it tony what what how much time you got over there bro what are you doing tony why are people oh yeah i forgot your kids is grown girl you got all the time in the world don't believe me first of all don't believe him secondly i could be texting to hear one-on-one he will disappear truth ain't never been in you you set your line now i will fade out on a question about it because i'll be like all right shoot let me think what do i have to do i get to thinking about what i have to do can i do it do i want to do it and so i'm thinking about all this and then i forget to reply back so i will cop to that but to hear is still trash and i ain't never denied it tony i told y'all y'all were on you i told you i'm not gonna say nothing if it's off if the joke i was gonna crack it's already been cracked what i look like cracking the same girl tony y'all like to marry people right now yeah don't do that don't do that miss master no blurry ass camera don't you do that you look like i'm on the laptop is getting more and more fancy by the week man well i mean listen bro i'm trying to get into a show you see it i i reached out to cleo cleo showed me the way i had to buy listen this is how crazy this camera is i had to buy a new computer for this camera you had to buy a new computer for this camera and you could afford a new computer to buy for the camera yo you out here so i really got it free when i filled up my tank on pump three at shell i got the vertical motherhood there's no way i spent an 1100 on a show that i make ten dollars from some days there's no way in the world i'm doing it that's just not good businesses sydney that's just not smart that's just not smart that's not smart but it worked better with a pc than it did with the mac so i had to get this because i was using i was using the kids computer for the first week i was using her um hell laptop we got our gaming laptop and it worked well with that so i was like i just got to buy pc so you haven't mentioned her school work that was good for like writing and like stuff like that but if you're doing other stuff you got to get a regular computer like gaming or like you want like a you know your camera to hook up you got to get a regular computer yeah i had to find that out yeah maggots when you do other stuff because like [ __ ] grass listen let me tell you let me tell y'all how bogus as [ __ ] tony baker is tony baker told the chat i'll be right back let me go get in on this dessert let me put the [ __ ] on here he told the chat yeah like like they on the screen with us and didn't tell us [ __ ] just walked his goofy bar-headed ass off the screen and they say nothing to us tony pictures at like why someone missing like did he need him for identification for some pictures like what is why yeah it's supposed to be full right on my face it's like me my maybe it's one of those things where you fold it all together and then you can flip through it like it's a real photo album i don't know it looked like something he got in like college he's i'm never gonna get rid of this i could use this forever right where are you going ty not everybody man i might as well go smoke a blunt nah dirty [ __ ] everybody taking bathroom breaks boo boo and getting dessert definitely listen that's a theory of we all left for like 20 after three minutes you'd be like can't believe these [ __ ] you would text us a group chat with me i'll be texting y'all the harshest curse words ever i probably got up just to cut some mama out ty because of the mama because i normally like to go on youtube she's streaming and then she end up like cussing the door out and all that type of stuff hey shout out to tommy i first i just saw your standing recently i just knew you was funny and really cool and i think you put up a clip i saw a clip recently i said that's how really funny man so i just want to tell you that face to face i know you already know it but i mean nothing that's why i said when i take when i take zooming with the homies on the road ty's going to be my resident person and then the other three people i'm just going to get from that city whatever city we go to but ty is definitely going to be my resident person because she can buy any group yeah and then what she fit in she don't be doing too much to do just enough you know what i'm saying i'll be on clubhouse sometimes i was like we're tired she got a room i'm going there alright she cool out there i don't be having rooms time to have having marathons yeah yeah what's happening how long are you all [ __ ] gonna stay up with me listen i'll be trying like i did a room the other day and i prefer my name i put in the topic that it was going to be for two hours it was a room on how to be an effective and efficient moderator it was titled green bean university two hours the two hours came and went i said all right guys this was great um i'll see you guys on sunday for the discussion they was like where you going i was like well i got some school work to do i got some other stuff i need to do they was like well can the room just stay and i was like oh yeah well y'all can stay i'ma go ahead and dip out they was like well can you just you know keep your abby in here like when you fall asleep because it's not the same if we can't see you in here and i was just like okay so i left my abby in went and did my school work came back they were still in there talking and i just kick it they i don't know people be liking my rooms i don't know what it is look like you like the best substitute feature everybody don't know we got nikon tony don't come back over here like you know what we've been talking about right that's why we're over here that you're gonna be right back you're gonna go get in on this dessert you ain't say [ __ ] to us i got it up on the screen y'all was talking didn't offer no dessert is it vegan i eaten too you lousy as [ __ ] you understand me well i only got dessert because tony went and got dessert i'm eating uh blueberry strawberries and some uh coconut whipped cream plus i got low blood sugar so i had to go and get some make sure my sugar was up so i don't fall out of them me too yeah yeah you do not have low you don't have nothing you know what's funny i'm looking at the setup on the screen and i can see the flyer for the show behind our faces and here has his box right where his head would be on his flyer on his wack ass sitting down having a good time picture assuming with his arm matching right like he's about to go if you disagree catch at me too hey and catch me as well just just cause you know god is good it's black history month and i need me a black history blunt so let me tell you something man i didn't realize and still don't sometimes the the power that we have to shift people's energy what what we do on a daily basis bro like really helps people and you don't realize how much you help people until somebody writes you a little message because sometimes i open them a message and see it's literally i'm like oh [ __ ] too much but i'll go ahead and read it and i'll be like god lee that really touched me and it's from these little things that we're doing like right here that people like really get through they shift they really get through their day or this close another day just have some unwind bro this [ __ ] it means a lot to a lot of people outside of me because it means a lot to me that y'all would donate this time but there's a lot to a lot of people man i just want to remind y'all how dope y'all are man because this really helps people man somebody told me uh like last week they hit my dms and i was like yo i've been blind my whole life when i came across the comedy in my eyes and i could see now it's crazy and uh she cashed at me right away like that's amazing if you have an ailment and you whatever cash at me i'm not jesus at all i'm not i'm not trying to be but for some reason i can open people's eyes and make them see it's crazy it's not about me it is really man you know how you talking y'all talk about how y'all get the positive messages and we do um i got a message yesterday in my email someone sent me an email through my website so they created a fake email account and address went to my website hit the inquiry to you know book me and sent me an email and it said [ __ ] you not funny and your forehead is big and it got demons in it and i was like wow why are you so angry who hurt you why are people like this and then the email address was [ __ ] not honey uh [ __ ] you not funny at deeznutz.org wow can you bring your forehead closer to the camera so i can see the reveal no okay i don't see no demons no it's no demons at all but i see i see i see some space i see some square footage some demons in here i see a couple of stories like two story three stories ah you gotta understand that that that just comes with the territory i told you i have a whole instagram page dedicated to my blunders the whole hey time thing that kev started there is a whole instagram page that literally just takes advantage of every time i make a blunder so just just know it just comes with the territory you know if you weren't doing that nobody would ever absolutely be doing that so you know it's gonna talk about i mean it used to it used to bother me because i used to be like oh my god i'm nice and now i'd be like john you crazy but thank you because you you viewed it you know like somebody go on your youtube page and he'd be like this [ __ ] ain't funny and i'll be like but you watched it hashtag all views matter obviously all right you're beautiful you're talented you're hard working you're smart and for more compliments catch up i will catch you guys it's serious i think you fit against cindy you always throw that in there i'll never is that the real erica alexander in it from uh jackie that's all always she's always here erica alexander is always in there she's she's a regular he played deliberate single she was uh maxine shaw attorney at law she's not here's the thing that never makes sense to me like in my comment section people be like you're not funny and then i'll go to their page and they'd be like follow back and i'm like if i'm not funny why are you [ __ ] here i am not eye candy you're not coming for my visuals you're not coming for my political views you're here because i made you laugh so you're not funny it's not accurate even if i only made you laugh seven times my job was done done seven times listen when the [ __ ] made whoop there it is they didn't ask if you heard the second single teddy is a he's a type of person bro only teddy teddy i was i i'll be so envious at how casual his delivery is but how great of an impact it makes to any and everyone that hears it man teddy you got a [ __ ] gift bro god damn he's funny bro hey funny as hell yes you go jovio teddy we love you hey man i appreciate that man that's all god i'm just a vessel bro i really they used the question why i wanted to do this a lot and i just had to just chalk it up to just god got me here for a reason teddy i want to ask you this real quick before i see it goes i said i apologize for cutting you off but i say that a lot i say that hey man when people give me my applause and hey man i'm just a vessel you know i'm just using the challenge while i got him you know before he gives them to somebody else do you say that because you i mean obviously you feel that way but is that a means to staying humble staying rooted not to let people you know blow your head up and things like that or is there something else that's how i say it i've never tried to forget where i really got these gifts from and i also never try to like let those compliments go to my head to the point where i'm like yeah y'all know what the [ __ ] it is it's your boy that keeps me humble and keeps me connected to why i'm really doing this as well it got to be a little bit of both man you gotta you gotta have that little that little chip of cockiness but like i said earlier you just always gotta remember where you come from and and who you are just who who yo who raised you like who your people are like one of my family and my friends that i came up with they look at me they they know that's still me you feel me and i don't want to i look at me and i say that still be you know you know as far as like saying i'm a vessel though i really i really i feel like god put us all here for a different purpose so we all are vessels we just vessels talking to other vessels uh you know kissing other [ __ ] other vessels what however you using your vessel to the best of your ability you know just do something sometimes that don't just directly serve you you know and you'll be extremely blessed that part i i get a lot of people hit me up to be on someone with the homies and i i just need people to understand because i get a lot of recommendations too like i see a lot of it i don't all of it i'll be honest with you but also i still have to do my research to i have to figure out where a person like would would work best what what group and sometimes people recommend or sometimes people treat themselves and i go to their page they got no comedy on their page they got a page full of memes it's like how am i supposed to why am i supposed to tell who you are you got a page for me oh i go to that page the page is private i'm not following you i am i'm following you if your page is private if i can put my entire life out there so can you if right you're saying you're an entertainer i'm not following you because i don't know what's on this page it might be 36 videos of you tying your shoes different ways i don't want to see that [ __ ] i don't want to see that [ __ ] okay or [ __ ] be hella topless on their ig i'm not following you sir as much as i love all my [ __ ] all of y'all if i saw y'all nipples every day on my gram i would unfollow come on teddy man come on man i'm just saying bro man he was talking about unnecessary stuff on the timeline let me put my nipples out here damn i didn't put them out there that's not my job let me put my nipples on your timeline man come on you don't even do that cause you you love black tank tops too much to ever go to bear chess first of all to hear i've seen you topless too many times i throw these titties out baby i've seen you and kev's titties far too many times in my life you have more than me now kev more than me at first i was i was synonymous with shirt off but now kev is just he just he any chance he get to throw them titties out there don't tell this be pity too i'm tired of y'all see cups in my life man come on my [ __ ] kev you got kids bruh you got sons of girls we talking about all of this but we are negating to address the fact that sid has a whole ringtone music video and an mp3 called regular body and on the video he's squeezing his titties together and i'm not going to i'm i'm showing the world it's the difference you squeezed that's what we're not going to do with semantics for life here that's what we have to do my boy i only come on my shirt if it's action i don't i don't actually for the joke because i know what it is you know so then i gotta i gotta you know i gotta put a little extra so you don't focus on that i don't have a body you know what i mean so it's got to be jokes there's got to be a song to go with you feel me i got eddie and james and chris you know what i mean to be i got to uh teddy you'll be walking around with your shirt teddy and but nobody no only fans have one point to hear i hear you but still nobody asked for that though teddies they did it and that's why i i i cut it short yeah nobody nobody put that request in that's what i'm saying but it was called the person who does it the most way more than me way more to teddy way more than kev on stage is linda oops let her be having ah new york and i stayed with leonard while i was doing it right the decentral i said i stayed there too why not hey boom i stay with leonard right leonard come in house take shirt off just sit on couch and if i was like like but the third day i say lynn why is it the first thing you do is take out your thing sydney i'm a fat [ __ ] have you never been around a flat [ __ ] it's hot with my shirt on so i take the shirt off it creates air and i was like oh okay he's like yeah never question his ass again never did you do get topless soon as you get in the house because it's a lot of moisture that collects on your body throughout the day just moving around hey man and you want to cool off like when i came in for my workout earlier i got topless slip under my titty like a wingspan on a jet hey listen so i i had i had a theory about women that make that they cook good right with it with a little arm thing right here right i said because none of these are the same that's why black women can't tell you how much seasoning to put on something because they do this until this part starts moving that's when they stop seizing it right but it's different for everybody right so like your auntie might seize it for five seconds but your your mean mom your grandma she sees it for seven because this is still going right so different because of that and i think i think and that science makes sense yeah you got to realize most women who could fight to cook if they walk around like praising god running like a wing wheat wing meat what's up the third official uh either fight you can you can hum like saying you can cook and women like i feel like most women can cook man i'm gonna put it up remember that you're from texas brother i'm from l.a most women out here make tacos unless they got a grandma or something from mississippi that really told them how to really get down in the kitchen tacos out here that's where baby boy comes in my neighbor was making brisket today she twelve i love a good brisket don't listen to tony about some story that him or kev may say about me eating it like three or four o'clock in the morning i just have an appreciation for good brisket well you tell us the story to hear since she said story teddy there ain't no goddamn story behind it [ __ ] just be lying to here had a brisket sandwich for breakfast hey tony hey tom shut the [ __ ] up man so everybody everybody gathered around and uh we was all eating breakfast you know what i'm saying oatmeal cereal you know some scrambled eggs toast orange juice here was like yo let me get a brisket sandwich that you got in the back from last night sandwich for breakfast 10 8 30 a.m yo this nigga's like it wasn't 8 30. okay first of all it was return wasn't to here it was 3 30 it was 3 30 in the morning it was 3 30 in the morning the brisket was from the day before i don't throw food away i'm gonna eat all that [ __ ] cause barbecue be expensive as [ __ ] okay so i had it the night before now keep in mind this is the part that everybody always forget breakfast is literally you breaking the fast of you sleeping oh here we go it doesn't have to be everything and it doesn't have to be pluses it doesn't have to be you can have fried chicken if that fried chicken is available at eight in the morning you had it no you just breaking the fat you also have hot dogs for breakfast you have no breakfast compass you have you did have hot dogs for breakfast you don't understand the concept of breakfast where's that i'm in a smoothie for breakfast too the year pulls up to mcdonald's 9 a.m hey yo man y'all got brisket sandwiches in the back yeah and you know mcdonald's is serious about their breakfast time when it's breakfast time lunch when it's lunch time we don't have the product out yet sir people i know you got brisket here give me a mcrib or something rib on the mcgriddle this is who he is as a person you can use whatever you want wherever you want to hear i support that the lookout look out thank you time i appreciate you tell me i don't i don't take anywhere you black you wear black tank tops every day i don't i don't listen to anything it's just not a it's not a favorable color you should do it black white people spin it on you that way you ain't never really got you don't mean just have a black tap of a wife beater wait a minute to hear what's wrong with black there ain't nothing wrong with black it's not a popular color for tank tops because there's a thing if you wear a white t-shirt the black is going to show through that's why you always wear a white or a gray tank top how often do you use t-shirts nobody only people would check and pass were a black tank top i have a checkered past we used to steal backwards with you the black i have a checkered pass i probably had on the black tank top when i was stealing batteries suspect suspect that's black tank were you wearing black k swiss as well when i used to cheat out here i had on the black tank top oh that was your cheek shirt i mean you know what i'm saying the black i've got the checkered past this is a reminder never act like you better than others out here because i got i got skeletons in my closet and we got on the black white beauties all the skeletons got on the black white venus it's just horrible yeah this is my thing like you only get black tank tops like maybe two in an eight pack how do you have you up amass such a collection of black tank i get the three pack shakur i get the three packs you're cool every time and it's three in a pack sometimes sometimes you get the bonus pack when they give you the fourth one but hey hey we'll give you the fourth one i'll be like man come on man cue it up we'd be excited in there some people spend money on jordan's he spends money on tank tops he got a thousand dollars worth of t-shirts to come every product man hold on hold on two years ago but tony baker has now an aqua he has acquired a taste for jordan once tony baker spends ten thousand dollars on jordan ward's every year wow every year put your business you keep throwing these numbers and if you go to if you go to his page if you cipher through all the voiceover videos you'll see nothing but tony baki the bakery t-shirts these match perfect with the jordan ones with this color scheme these mess with the jordan ones with this every pair of jordan ones he has is because of the bakery t-shirt which is money money like right but i think of people of like elon musk you know diddy tony baker like the level of money people like that he's just humble the shirts but he's sitting on a pile of cash he got money in his mattress money in the cushions i mean my my carpet is dirty because you had money under it that's cause you got that's not because you don't have money that's because you chose to have cash i have dirty carpet that's it if you put your hole in the wall it's twenty thousand dollars in that wall behind it yes i i saw tony in calabasas once he wasn't expecting to see me right he wasn't driving a lancer guys that's all i'm gonna say oh i was like i didn't see a rancher on the parking lot tony oh no your friend let me boil they truck and i just came up here to just move some groceries for him like yeah shut the [ __ ] up you're lying easy yo that's why you wear black shades because yeah his lies man i still don't know probably a little faded right now yo teddy when you call me and keep your distance last time what was we talking about outside what we said about my still had your lancer from way back when exactly but see that's my auntie got that move she worked at the police department had a hooptie and a lexus and a caddy in the backyard and she was alright every day exactly see tony drives the lancer to throw people off here's the thing right [ __ ] won't ask him for money teddy one time we were in florida and kevin store right kevin went to the oh this is a live tony watson ed went to the tommy store to drop off his luggage because it had a rip in it right we're in a tommy smart and they like uh josh was like you know what i might get a bag and kevin's like go get a bag man you just left me you work hard right and then the tour manager he gets the bag too right and so i'm looking at ronnie i'm like i know tony ain't gonna get it back tony got one of the most expensive backpacks in there they had to shut the store down because they had to go to the back to get some more change just to give him money back because that's how much the backpack cost it was that it was that expensive so tony baker don't let him fool you like he's just chieftain all right it's all a facade it's all a rule tony beggar be out here cash in the [ __ ] out now people are taking their money back out of the cash app thanks a lot to here they're taking their money they want refunds now well whoever's uh hesitant on giving tony some money shoot it to my cash now i'll tell you about the reap the benefits thanks right teddy ray lol holler at your boy um i could argue that uh since i am the least successful the least tenured comedian on this panel that the fun should go to me i think the only one in here with artwork from floor to the ceiling yeah you look like you want to sleep that cost at least six thousand dollars this was 49.99 and i had to do installments help me see lyon well listen listen listen she's right listen uh i feel like being good if you cash at me a hundred dollars right now i would send todd 42 dollars because that's kind of no one's ever done that those are moved on no one's ever reached out linear to the common question but look i had to i had to put my house code on because it got a little chilly in here because i can't afford to turn the heat on because i can't make the bill go higher please put that robe on on the low after the dessert uh i was driving the bus i didn't have a car for the congress right now right now i want you to close your eyes and send an undisclosed amount to the dollar signs how david's 8-1-1 right after you hit my cat hey man y'all should hit my cash up too bro i didn't get circumcised until i was 12. so i got a lot of i don't know what that got to do but hit my camera um nobody asked for that we just got it you know what you know you know what's crazy is that uh god is good amy that first month of 2021 just went by so fast and we're already in february we are 13 days away from valentine's day 13 13 days i don't know that was quick i don't even i don't even know what to think about that like i don't know if that's a sign that you know this year's off to a good start or you know we're just going to breeze past it or what but i will say this i got down uh uh i think it was it was two days ago just thinking about how how much longer we might be still going through this and like how much i really want to get back on the road uh see i know you've been back on the road ty uh you've done it as well and teddy you were in atlanta i want to say like november right bro i took a whole cross-country road trip yeah well y'all talking about i was in the car and all this [ __ ] we had to go somewhere i i did all the self-reflecting i went vegan i hit push-ups i need to go outside yeah i've never been to jail i don't know what this feels like [ __ ] tony where would you feel comfortable going back on the road you know what we were just talking about that um my agent was like she was asking about the fall maybe maybe the fall like the fall i feel like i can wait it out until fall no i don't want the summer like i i just want to be at home because this ain't fair okay i broke up with my accent at the end of 2019 i didn't get to you know really flush this out okay hot girl summer i want one i turned 40 last year in a panda i want to come outside show these jams i lost some weight i learned how to put makeup on by myself i went back to college i got i'm a better person i need to come outside girls break up with a [ __ ] and just become whole entrepreneurs out here i built a car from trash i [ __ ] uh put here's the thing about women that i feel like it might be true i feel like they get more accomplished fresh out of a breakup or if a woman is mad at a man they get so much work done yeah they will move a whole apartment complex by their self what they do i don't need your help me the couch carrying whole couches big booty tvs but when they fall in love nothing done you gain weight you put your skin break out look at me look at this you got it y'all have to have a understanding when you're in a relationship or a marriage about that because you get comfortable in those settings i had to tell fan i was like hey you get fat i'm going to cheat on you with the ugly chick she won't even be worth it but i just want you to know that that possibility exists if you start [ __ ] slipping up i had to just let her know just so she stayed and she told me to say things she told me you ain't changing because fairing with tea off one yeah yeah if you said that the gang members used to call your wife to be like hey come help us we just need you for like two minutes like let me turn these greens down i'll be right outside we got to go in the hood right happy had it though hit me before like we were playing and she hit me before i was like you like that again i'm pressing charges that's the life response yo teddy [ __ ] you you ain't get hit by her let her hit you and then we'll see what you say i'm just saying bro like you look like no i'm not don't say it until you feel it [ __ ] because what you're doing right now is you assuming because you weren't on the receiving end of that bloke you feel like in your man your wife say what do you play [ __ ] you like i was the new tongue i wouldn't stand then okay i've been folded by punch before i'm not worried teddy i understand that recognize game have you ever been talking about blood hey don't nobody fold a tall [ __ ] faster than this old lady though sydney be talking all that picture hey don't play with me because i'm not about that [ __ ] dude he'd be like i'm just saying like somebody was succumbing to me that's what i was saying i feel like you get you a woman that can fight that's like that's standard you got to get a woman that's gifted from the hand i ain't never really been when nobody ain't gifted like that from your hands you know you got to how y'all know how y'all know she got hands in that you please in her spirit she soccer fish when she talk when she makes a simple point okay so i you know she could fight if she said something like this i'm gonna be honest with y'all i don't play like that like i don't when they when they put conversation down like if you joking and you say something like you actually call her like man [ __ ] you gripping like come on let me clear that man it was too late for me i didn't realize it until the day we were about to get married when she came down the stairs and she was sagging in her wedding dress i was like this ain't going to go up to here you know and you're wearing [ __ ] bro you just she wore chucks on the wedding day did she really send me some pictures i can't believe nothing uh to hear says man where's fairy man why would it be this way i didn't know until this pandemic that to here had the ability to lie straight fake because he got me on so much stuff and i was writing for him i was defending him and then i was like it was that bottom and then like her belly button it was a top part of the wet dress fan had a wedding prank in the jacuzzi you say what nah nah it was it was like the bottom part was fluffy as hell it was just it was a it was just a lot going on that's all fern had on wedding khakis i mean mixtape of a homeboy's rapping that's that was her wedding song i just my partners play it walk down the aisle with them tupac feet guys don't don't do that because she might be watching don't do that apparent vows of her freestyling like you really freaked out yo all right here we go yo yo i'm gonna have to answer for this while y'all having a good time and [ __ ] here remember that one time i swept up on stage and talked about a story oh this [ __ ] right here bro i want [ __ ] listen thankfully this this this this was real [ __ ] but this is obviously before fair this [ __ ] teddy teddy stayed with me uh years back and teddy was like this [ __ ] to here was just running through [ __ ] i forgot that [ __ ] he started in the bid for a minute he's like i stayed on this [ __ ] to his couch for a minute that [ __ ] just had he had one leg other one thank you you guys like i explained later i mean yeah you used to [ __ ] like sydney uh my bad i think i was trying to describe how hard it was to sleep over there because to hear [ __ ] he that [ __ ] got energy so all you hear is you think [ __ ] is having church in there you know i want to worship too the church hey listen i had no job at the time so i'm trying to get rid paid i used to say you stay with me if you ain't working you can't have sex in my house i don't give a [ __ ] if you're not paying no bills you don't [ __ ] hear you crazy i'm not so mad a [ __ ] i gonna say his name i came back from the road and he had told me what he picked in there i said what you mean you asked my hand he was like well yeah i said no [ __ ] no that that's a no-go if you're not working you're going [ __ ] here wow that's fair wow hey i've heard so many horror stories about this [ __ ] sid being the [ __ ] tyrant no man cause i know you about giving rooms whatever you you have a place to stay but i'm you going i'm not going to feed into non-successful traits and so you can't just be not working and but you got girls coming over now that's cool when you got a w-2 my [ __ ] that's right you feel me that's on the clock i understand that sometimes like [ __ ] might have no money but sex will make you feel like a thousand bucks right this [ __ ] said it was like nah ain't got no money you shouldn't feel like a thousand bucks looking for work but was she feeling a application with you no then both y'all can get the [ __ ] out now i feel sad on that man i would cook for people like it's nothing i love like helping like if i can like cooking like we throw cook out some people on thanksgiving like whatever whatever but you're not finished just glorified and not working you're not gonna just really you know what i mean i could attest to that you're one of the nicest people in comedy but people think i'm a dick was cool but like i really love people but like i can't have you not like trying to be better okay here's where your [ __ ] at see verbally verbally in conversation you i've seen you make people question they exist yes teddy yes but then still like lend a helping hand some kind of way like [ __ ] your life is [ __ ] up but i got you yeah like i'll say i mean together and then i'm sure i think what it is is people don't like that mirror because there's a real mirror he'll you don't look in a mirror when you just live in life but sydney will be like whoa whoa you're broke you're unsuccessful you need to get it together like what i don't know in the world though that's my body over here my partner chris and he filmed me one time i love him but he was i told him i said man i can't wake up before you again like sometimes you don't get up it's like 11. i was like so i can't beat you up again like you got to get up before me and be grinding i was like you in l.a now like it's not texas no more so you got to be up before me because if i wake up and you still sleep it makes me feel a certain type of way you got to get up we both got to be getting you know what i mean because that's contagious you know what i mean this [ __ ] sydney is a friend and a father though man you can't be laid out hey listen my boys what you eating that's why he wasn't focused on the only thing what you eating too great the veggie patty from habit ain't no goddamn veggie patty fatty why are you lying to us oh okay you get dory lift the sandwich up to the camera hey man how much salt we got on that mug man no that's the roll it came with chocolate he grabbed that from a completely different area he was like oh yeah i want to see what i mean i remember i was on the road with martin one time he thought he like he helped with in there he like to make you eat healthy he said what'd you eat today i said all right a fish bath he goes well i said i only ate one piece of fish he said okay like 20 minutes later he goes you lying [ __ ] i never see you eat just one pizza who said that more than i'm about to leave the car to go to a show i laughed the heart because he lives like 20 he now right here this is the first time he was like oh yeah hold on once he hit your rear hog his nose ring out so he can get all the flavor you know what i mean he's like i can't i gotta get all the food yeah the mayonnaise right on each corner when people talk like that and they just form like that little mouth cake i'll be so grossed out yeah man when they be talking and then the white cake up right here yeah see here i mean so you know i love you though you you call me you're one of the only people that call me at three and four in the morning i'm like what's up what's up i look ready listen sydney is the only person every time i will block them forever i will spread rumors about you and your [ __ ] children cindy only hits me up via facetime i be like [ __ ] you lucky i [ __ ] love you bro like i won't take my mom face time i'm like no you know better emma so he'll be talking he'd be throwing his mom in there like you throw her under the bus every time you be like i won't even that's a good gauge for most [ __ ] they understand because everybody love their mom and i love my mom i don't think you do uh that i'm a man of principle and it doesn't matter if if it's my mom or a friend that breaks that principle i'm gonna hold everybody to the same standards you must choke mama though he don't love him like that man anybody can get with a sandwich so here came out with a brisket sandwich the hair was dead real and now you want to play her like this that's crazy when he was getting her [ __ ] stamp she was right there she wasn't mama's ain't all good he told you which pistols to get everybody almost different some people mama don't keep it real with them sydney mama made him think he could be a model yeah actually she was like what are you doing i was like no trust me i got it i got a plan i remember my daddy said you floundered is all i'm saying if this [ __ ] walked out with the confidence that he could really wear somebody's clothes and make other people want to buy it obviously obviously like we ain't playing on the same scale guys hit that cash that's what gave me a lot of gigs to be honest with you my first writing gig was like i almost didn't get the job and i was like no i was kind of funny but at the time i had eyes so that's all i was my go-to but i was just kind of i would look deep you feel me on some it's like okay okay but i'm just now i don't like when i'm talking to people i don't really do eye contact i realize if i if i stare at someone's eyes it's like a thing so i like i i know my stuff a lot of times i'll talk something like this hey what's up man you know i don't for the pressure the pressure it's for the pressure right now i keep my eyes closed [ __ ] think i'm high i'm just like i don't want to see you ty got her eyebrows on fleeky today yeah if you did them yourself i didn't draw these on these mines that's what i said they all flee he said good i thought you meant auntie auntie davis what's the 70s terminology for fleet the butterfly oh that's all you talking about no [ __ ] dope dope i'm about to do it i still know how to do that dance don't play with me hey we already want to do like a one leg when the girl's like oh one leg this time like oh [ __ ] she did one leg um cause i did this i did the silhouette challenge and people were very upset with me because they they they was like oh man we thought you knew you out here teasing [ __ ] like really i thought it was funny what i did but now they wanted to see these they want to see these goddamn yeah to hear you were so disrespectful with yours um i loved your ears to hear yours was great i actually went all out for my uh it's only available through my catch up though the video link is a little password but the password is actually my catch up too so i'll do a real a outdoor silhouette challenge uh y'all make that cash at do science family hey i do it right you want to see my channel hit that cash out to here we're doing a poll about tank tops in the in the comment section black is killing white tank tops right now just want to throw that out there man who's voting though the people have spoken who's voting i don't know the people they voting the people black tank top is killing right now man to here i mean i don't believe that [ __ ] at all it's right here the proof is in the pudding you know people get like real famous but they be like 65 and they start doing commercials for like anything you know i mean when tony baker be like 65 multi-millionaire you gonna see him pop up on like 11 like 12 30 morning commercials it's gonna beat the tank tops watch no i kidding give me the tank top money now let's put it in the universe see it's gonna be the tank top slash waist trainer let me get the tank top endorsement man i will be in the face taking pictures you got like when i model this about you guys start taking pictures and posting them like you're the model you should just wear a t-shirt and that's it tank top and like hold on they're gonna flex a little bit like and then people like you're building a brand of you know i mean i'm not i'm about to be black tank top man we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna bring this forth in 2021 a real photo shoot with nothing but black tank tops tony can i offer a suggestion yes teddy i'm all live man let's go i feel like you know the tank top is cool i'm not tripping i just think you need a little more calisthenics to go with your tank top okay this area right here is drooping i don't i don't want you to be like this yeah tank top but if we can just get do you eat fish i don't eat no animals [ __ ] you could eat potatoes nah i i try to stay away from white ones what the [ __ ] will you do to eat bro you don't eat berries and whipped cream and berries yeah like throw a piece of chicken with that you try to get that you just need to pee one piece of chicken a week i'm gonna kill you i can't do it bomb race i can't do it man squirrel caught i can't do it i can't do it see chick-fil-a chicken is healthy as hell tony if you like it animals i think about that and i was like this them animals got killed by somebody else and somebody's going to eat them you're going to do your food before you chew all that mayonnaise and veggie patty man come on man that's not a veggie packet that's real meat for vegan food he's too excited that's me i'm gonna take no nose teddy man i'm gonna write that down calisthenics you know what i'm saying what'd you write it over i wrote it on right here this was bam i got you or something but just something to get the shoulders i do it in case i got a soccer [ __ ] you right hey i'm with it man i take the criticism let's get it here i i mean tony all you gotta do is a silhouette challenge right and start in like a hoodie and be like and then you know how to do it boom boom boom and then it's tank pop you feel me see that's a different thing see this is what happened when old [ __ ] try to give [ __ ] information [ __ ] that's that's two different challenges what you talking about this is what you want to do you want to put on the black tank top and you want to do that you do that foreign right into the red light and when you finish that you just go you're going to finish off with the hokey pokey what yo matthew jenkins had a great idea banker bakery tank tops we getting it no my idea don't have that [ __ ] get my don't give me credit he got i had another idea just just for me because i'm i'm a horn dog let's go teddy you need to drop some booty shorts called the cakery oh yo hey hey genius ideas my [ __ ] pay for me the cakery teddy ray here's the thing about tony baker though you just gave him a great idea the category would move numbers tony ain't gonna do it i told tony let this girl do it like baby fat listen listen i told tony somebody had made the yes yes into a cartoon i was like yo we got graphics we put this on t-shirts sweater boom i said you know this opportunity before breaking the bread out of there oh yeah yeah yeah man yeah yeah tony with half on it with buying the graphics so we can own it right you think tony made the shirts do you do you think funny bacon made in search you guys but i just seen him right the cakery in this little notepad oh man i sent it oh man we're about to get it cracked i emailed him i even he had the foul it wasn't like he was waiting on me wait wait wait what are you talking about right now uh todd davis would you be part of cakery factory and model for tony beggar's cakery boom i will i support my colleagues already know sabrina is in she caked out we got time let's go here got cakes here that's three people here definitely got them things man they can't afford me boo you know [ __ ] are you gonna be down you tried it [ __ ] you tried it with your little weak ass beard you tried it now you don't get your big marvin gaye skull cap having ass um relate to that both the [ __ ] in the house we had dinner that night [ __ ] it's a family sid is like i sometimes wish my dad would leave he kept this mother was such a great man sorry so ah sorry i gotta drive anyway go ahead anyway uh it's about that time man for us to start wrapping it up man i'm trying to change my line that's crazy go ahead sir you don't want to use edgar that's crazy damn i see why y'all be hooping oh my god um so before we get started i want to give a big shout out to the uh squad the more mod the more mods man the rewatch game thank y'all so much for uh tuning in to this episode this time it is literally 8 53 i i didn't even realize they had got that late afternoon so uh let's go um uh ted ray sid all right and tony baker what are we doing this is a sign out so you tell people if you've got anything coming up where they can find you and everybody oh get that light for christ daddy go ahead it's where people get in like what i need somebody out their heart got touched tonight by this zooming with the homies and what i need all of you all to do if your heart got touched hit that cash out right there first that's first and then we got the young og comedy show we just gonna be available for rent in about two days two or three days our editor was taking a little time you know i don't know if he was sick or whatever but young og comedy showed me louis bell cp and then we got special guest precious and camira on this one and then just tap in with me teddy ray comedy man cali kickback we out here all right man i love y'all shout out to here too thank you hey real [ __ ] oh let me let me take my hat off to here bro cause you you really uh i don't want to say you you you you damn near say comedy my [ __ ] like we we all needed some therapy or some kind of release and yeah we we i i say this this comedy community we very tight we see each other a lot throughout the week sometimes more than our real families so for us during this pandemic not to be able to see each other laugh with each other embrace with each other like that this is real special so appreciate you for this man i feel like to hear been eating for like 30 minutes hurry up bro we got two of them uh thank you for having me god bless everybody uh that's here tonight i actually haven't told anybody this uh i have a uh i bought my first movie of 2021 thank you very much i'm a leader it's called cash at and uh y'all be buying one nerd you just hit me up uh but on real time man i do this i am gonna produce my own stand up customers here and just follow me on instagram things like that and uh you know keep me in your prayers man i appreciate y'all and shout out to everybody my catch up but one person shout out to everybody i can't name everybody can y'all really bless me tonight that's the person from 817 to hit me up but kayla you can go to hell she requested five thousand dollars for me well every time i do this show they always request money this is the largest amount i've ever been asked for five thousand dollars so you can see it there's not a lot you guys yeah that's a lot so i declined and blocked and but i feel like y'all should match her offer in my dm so just keep hitting me throughout the night on the rewatch game hit it up [ __ ] but i love y'all to hear i appreciate you man you got a brand you know i mean that that lives on forever you know when you die this show will still be seen like music you know i mean like i ain't mean to bring up death but i just want to say that you're dope what you're doing don't eat two sandwiches again during a show just choose one and uh but i love you brother i appreciate everything you're doing for comedy thank you bro you support the movie about uh your podcast oh i'm so sorry me and xavier johnson have a dope call pat what podcast called justfriend it's on youtube right now subscribe we are we've got a thousand followers please subscribe me and dave johnson every sunday at 1pm pacific time we discuss everything we're just friends we just we just our last episode was about dating a comedian so go check that out and i appreciate it got ty's attention like yeah david let's [ __ ] comedian what um of course as always to hear love you so much you super dope person i appreciate you for always putting me in the mix you know what i mean to get some coins and kick it and connect with some dope people um thank you to everybody to hit the cash app uh shout out to nova jensen taking the stage nicole latrice terrence ireland kimber trina lebaron i'm gonna put my order in this week um dirk mcgirt erica mocha goodness brandon dirk mcgurk um mcgirt again thank you for the second go round crystal general shannon elena curtis shamara john darian amory's day spa alicia i think that's how you say it tasha colby latasha and keisha uh if i pronounce anybody's names wrong please charge it to my head and not my heart uh just got kate or so thank you i appreciate you uh shout out to my man kevin d white i know he's watching great stand-up comedian representing chicago hey listen man uh i am going to be in clubhouse we are going to be wrapping up um season 3 episodes 10 through 18 of sex and the city because we got cut off last night because elon musk crashed clubhouse but anyway so we're gonna finish that up tonight if you guys are on clubhouse you can meet me over there if you finished uh season three also on wednesday we will be doing a discussion on the christopher nolan film the prestige so if you want to get in on that watch the film and then come join us and we can have that discussion too follow me on instagram facebook twitter tick tock i'm out here in these streets doing all kinds of things and i just appreciate you guys for always supporting me and uh who knows maybe i'll be back on zoom with the homies again real soon you just got hot funny super fun every goddamn week somebody yo man you know what i'm saying first of all thank y'all for coming to my show zooming with the homies that i've handcrafted and created myself i really appreciate y'all shout out to the more mom which is my fans that really appreciate me tony moore i appreciate y'all and you know what i'm saying shout out shout out to my wife aaron and the kid that's taller oh oh so anyway yeah what i was saying was first of all let me give a shout out to everybody in the cash out adrian thomas jason benoit taking taking the stage nicole trina erica burdette lebaron arlene kimber curtis uh mary shaw darian uh amory's day spa see sheila stan and brandon trailer brandon traylor i was not ready for the way you spell trailer right there uh shout out to y'all for the cash out man i appreciate it shout out to teddy ray for the cakery you know what i'm saying hey man and the fans keep telling me that we need because they keep asking me for some double cheeked up booty shorts and they said to make a couple dollars talk about put this on the birch so shout out to everybody double cheeked up and the cakery booty shorts coming soon ain't gonna do [ __ ] with the cakery what what yeah i'm wait i'll give you i'll give you three weeks if i don't see no product in three weeks going up on your site i'm gonna be like probably making a [ __ ] your whole ass [ __ ] he would waste a million dollar idea [ __ ] we had both could have cashed in on the yes yes sir and tony was like nah i don't need no money so that's why i believe you cashed it i'ma cash in through i'ma cash in too you just gotta you know it's happening man look out dude man oh i got hazel eye contact coming out tony baker and friends uh live volume two is coming up february 12th i just put the link in the uh chat if you want to get your ticket for that got a great lineup i got ida rodriguez eric griffin kev on stage tony rock and uh gina yasheray on the show i'll be hoping all night long it's gonna be a good time i really want y'all to pull up and uh thank you for all the support daddy issues podcast is available anywhere you get your podcast and it's available on my youtube page we drop new episodes every thursday tony baker movie night watch parties on my patreon for my patreon crew we do those all the time throughout the month we'll pull up uh the next one will be for one division and we'll probably do a movie right on top of that so uh pull up for the movie nights and uh i think that's everything i need to say in the wrap up be on the lookout for the bakery sevens just did a photo shoot for those supposed to be dropping real soon as well you know what i'm saying thank you all for coming to my show doing with the homies we gonna wrap it up and uh we're gonna shut to his camera off and uh here's the glen here's a glimpse of one of the bakeries is coming out sabrina get in here this oh she ain't got no bra on but this is one of the bakery shirts that's coming out soon the bakery you had to get another pair of students for those right yeah you got you you know if you want to match it up you can get the uh new wheat jordan ones back in the arm get over here y'all gonna buy these bakery shirts at the cake and we shirts that it's not gonna happen tony baker gonna fumble at the two yard line he ain't driving home he ain't [ __ ] hey you see you feel that time you feel the world that's right in the spirit let me talk to you because you seem to be like a level-minded person i told tony baker baker three years ago on our first tour that he should do a shirt called the bakery i drew it up in the exact same way the exact same way because i got it from the idea of wonder bread the wonder brand company that's in st louis and in the middle in the midwest i drew it up the exact same way right tony baker was like oh no i want somebody you know i don't want to i don't want to stop using a design as i said i would work with it i say but this is a better design yeah everybody already made me i was like tony i don't give a [ __ ] what they made you this is a better design tony was like ah we'll see year and a half he did nothing with it and all of a sudden last year oh this victory dude that's not accurate that's hella accurate toni i gave it to you in 2017. no you didn't you gave it to me when we was on tour to hear the second tour it was a funny that's 2019. the first floor tony it was the first tour i told you i drew it on a sheet of paper you know what it was i think we should normalize people even though you have vision they may not see it at the moment so the good thing is is that tony did in fact go ahead and do it and i think that's a good thing right tai you are absolutely right about that i agree that [ __ ] tony baker is the moon that's my next shirt hashtag [ __ ] tony baker more uh i want to give a shout out to um the the rewatch game man because i forgot you might be on last so shout out to them man uh big shout out to uh the scare squad as well and the more pop i'll just drop the new shirt from um love more shirts you can grab those right now and on teespring i'm gonna tell y'all real quick just in case y'all ain't seen that because something out here you know what i'm saying trying to do a little something right now um so you guys can get that and all of the more mod for mob members you guys get 15 off uh for the first week and actually two weeks for the more mob at general public you get 10 off for the first week so until monday of next week you get 10 off with the code ml10 um the more my more mod all of your information is in there right now you can go through patreon and you can see that this kind of code as well uh tomorrow we got a new episode more to the story uh check that out it's gonna be it's gonna be a great time uh and then we have wednesday we have a new episode of wordness hall with todd davis you know what i'm saying and then thursday new episode of um scary school i'm sorry damn internet's just very i just got too many shows going on right now uh but it's gonna be a lot of fun man i appreciate y'all coming out and having a good time with real quick i just want to show y'all he is so y'all know what we got going on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on for those that don't know i forgot to tell people to to hear yam fam merchandise still available link in my bio thank you come on man texas shout these are the more my new shirts the love more connection right here these are going to be a little time run this one's going to be out for two weeks and if you order and you want to express it you can get it before um valentine's day you can still grab that so you see the shirt right here not a huge logo just a little something right there just so you see it the sizes are limited as you can see uh but this thing is teespring that has nothing to do with me but uh you could you can grab some cool stuff on it so take advantage of that sale right now that we got going on uh aside from that i want to give a huge help to everybody that donated tonight let me run those names real quick uh we have matthew uh kisha rice said natasha logan emma reed spy darian mocha uh mocha god goodness i'm sorry kimber jones lebaron and brendan taylor thank you guys so much as well as christian mays simone williams uh nicole nikki p taking the stage adam already ended miss shout out to brady influence uh you you letting them win right now tony but you acting like tony baker right now bro what's going on man yeah i'm saying anyway uh thank you everybody for tuning in tonight man i really appreciate you guys for tapping in we got a great show uh tomorrow as well that uh flyer will be posted tomorrow as well as wednesday night will be ladies night so it's gonna be a dope film make sure you tune in for that and then thursday will be uh the show before the show for keep your distance comedy show so you don't have kev on there tricks you got uh gary owen uh and a couple other people that went up to that show as well so it's gonna be a lot going on man i appreciate you guys thank you so much i love y'all um i had one more thing i was supposed to tell you about i'm forgetting right now man i can't i can't remember you're worse than my passion i got one more message from the lord very long i'm not gonna be shout out to uh liberty popcorn world man make sure y'all check them out you got over 250 flavors over there uh and then of course shout out to adam b and sex shop you guys could check them out man they got everything that you need to take your relationship to the next level and just keep the spicy all around so uh shout out to rainy enemy and shout out to popcorn so they got a side [ __ ] out over there i mean you got the choice for your side chick to take my relationship to the next level right yeah i mean it sounds expensive but i mean if you bought that life teddy i mean i see that you living a good life right now so i am right next to my microwave it's supposed to be in the kitchen i am i'm i'm doing okay but um you know we can we can push forward i appreciate that so i can make my microwave from the living room to the kitchen i don't know why that strap around it but that's that's a conversation for a different day earthquakes anyway i love y'all i miss you i'll see you guys tomorrow man y'all be honest in the chat and it'll also be in the description man so y'all you

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Published: Mon Feb 01 2021