Zooming With The Homies (ZWTH) Episode 156

[Music] [Applause] [Music] 79 west coast 2012 on the east girl you better tune in cool boy i try to tell you there's a new big movement sitting down and catch a vibe that's what you can bank on to the bank don't touch the more mob in the re-watch game strong you will not tune [Music] oh [Music] what up welcome back it's good to be back thank y'all for pulling up we are back you know what i'm saying had a little break had a great birthday shout out to everybody that pulled up for the roast we had a fantastic time man i mean just just a good ass time just like my mom called me she's watched the road she was like i don't know how you you let all of those people talk about i hate when you let people talk about you i say mom always just have a [ __ ] we was just having fun that's all but mama's gonna be mamas um i had a fantastic time man i thank y'all for pulling up um thank y'all for pulling up tonight you know i'm saying the first night back new schedule tuesday through thursdays mondays we're going to be watching uh re re-watch gang specials and and favorites so we're gonna figure out if we're gonna take suggestions for that if you guys have a favorite and um we're gonna go off of that so shout out to my team for helping me do that because uh it was much needed it was running myself crazy um we got a fantastic show for you guys tonight people are already in the waiting room i'm gonna go ahead and bring them in uh if you guys haven't already make sure you check out the new episode of more to the story that's out right now you know i'll say you can you can check that out uh no that's not the right better that's the right banner uh more to the story is out right now check out the new one and then a new episode of wording his heart drops to marielle you know what i'm about that's gonna be a great episode and then thursday we got another episode of uh uh what is it damn it and that you scary uh and that one's gonna be fantastic too we got angel that chick angel on there we did the the transition off and uh yeah we had a lot of fun with it but right now let's go ahead and get into these introductions ladies we got a couple people in the waiting room we're going to bring them in right now get it going first and foremost god damn it my dog he was one of the the the top roasters of the evening he kicked out right and his family's at the god damn tone and i want to let you know he's a liar okay and another member of tonight's uh ensemble call me and say that i was the emergency contact in his phone number it was weird as hell uh but funny nonetheless ladies and gentlemen i want y'all to put your hands together for an amazing comedian writer actor uh and just a a a darling of a friend all right ladies and gentlemen put your hands together welcome back to the show mr sydney castillo what's up man what's up with it man thanks for coming in the roast man what up chase face whatever whatever that come to you i appreciate you having me man hey man i appreciate you pulling up dog man when i tell you you set that [ __ ] roast off right bro god i believe bro hey look when i got there i said i was like i ain't gonna make a man i said you know i need to print out my jokes and so you can read them off your phone i said sir mr white man i need to print off these jokes and so he gave me i went upstairs i print off the stuff and i felt god felt good it was fun as hell bro it was it was i had people call me left and right man uh talk about how amazing the roast was how amazing everyone did uh shout out to more than coach uh uh they pulled up as well and we had a fantastic time in there man i i just had i i appreciate y'all so much man southwest high school in what up southwest fort worth in the building you know what i'm saying we're going to keep it moving next up ladies and gentlemen uh we got another one of my good friends you understand me this brother's always booked him busy so i don't get to hang with him as much uh but i'm so happy for his his glow up you understand you until i remember traveling out of town uh six deep in the car so we could all make a hundred and fifty dollars and share a 20 piece from churches and now he got his own trailer he got a three-story loft he got a lot within the loft inside of his loft [ __ ] is crazy i'm talking about i mean just suck it's luscious in that [ __ ] man his ain't never been to nobody's house and the butler got a butler the butler fetched somebody to go get the [ __ ] that they don't want to go get it's just amazing and i love to see this black man flourishing ladies and gentlemen check him out on season two of bigger right now big on bt uh you can catch him on the road all over coming to a city near you he has the only fans what all he does is put on tank tops and take them off [ __ ] what y'all put your hands together for the for the actor comedian stand up writer producer mr chase anthony [Music] that [ __ ] chase made 30 000 last last month just doing this just pulling the tank top on it 30 000 is that all you got to do on there for some people [ __ ] [ __ ] goddamn [ __ ] then i ain't been i ain't been taking advantage of our youth i'll put it i'll put it like that i think that you know there's certain [ __ ] that you can do in a pocket i think i'm a couple years out of that pocket of like [ __ ] you do this you don't get judged like by everybody come on man come on man you listen take advantage you ain't gonna have that youth or that body forever you better take advantage right now when you got it oh [ __ ] i mean somebody want to see your youth or your body forever chase will like the type of [ __ ] when he hit 45 everything gonna be different everything going to be different like david justice 45 and look like david arnold that's that's what's gonna happen that good hair is it gonna go straight to a box and i would be like yep i told you [ __ ] i told you you should have did more while you had it [ __ ] shoulda did more we're chasing anthony we're glad to have you here man thank you so much for pulling up we're going to keep it moving ladies and gentlemen next up is my uh my best friend right here i'm the godfather of her unborn children i don't know when those children are going to be born because most of them is dating most of the guys dating are doing five to ten years in the maximum security prison uh but you know we're just going we're gonna pray we're gonna pray that god finds a way okay we don't question it because you know stranger things have been done and been said and seen ladies and gentlemen i want y'all to put your hands together welcome back to the show she's been watching more black cinema to get ready for her upcoming show the release of her upcoming show on kev on stage studios she got a lot of [ __ ] popping right now she's doing movie reviews of movies that she should have seen 20 years ago but bless her heart she's doing it now okay putting hands together for producer actor comedian and writer miss keisha what's up keisha hey guys what's up how are you hey i'm good how are you i'm good i facetimed you today and you were picking up shells on the side of the highway in detroit how did that go first of all my community service was in l.a not detroit don't play me exactly there was community center i mean there may have been 180 hours somewhere here and there don't worry about it that's not the point i was not today i was making auntie runs all day i was going to see all my aunties i found out my auntie had me blocked y'all oh [ __ ] oh what social media or what i was like i just pop up i'm like you keep going to voicemail she's like uh-uh i looked at her phone blah i said it's a cold world when your auntie block you is an age where your aunties just start telling you hey look baby girl i don't i don't [ __ ] with you like that so um if you wonder why i don't call you can't call me it's cause i made it that way i made it that way listen that's like anita baker blocking tony tony baker she blocked this [ __ ] for no reason anita baker she blocked tony baker huh she got my homeboy david block that's crazy and then uh janae aiko blocked kev on stage for no reason you know he wasn't sliding in the dms i don't know why he got blocked but you know yeah i'll be having drama how are you guys doing nice days nice to meet you likewise i'm all right well yeah speak to sydney because that [ __ ] hey man people say i was blessed with a security face so i just look like i'm security where i go you still like not talking checking ids that [ __ ] sydney that [ __ ] city funny as [ __ ] boy hey man was unforgiving bro that was unnecessary too some of the [ __ ] was unnecessary man listen i can't wait to pack it here and we can talk about how this [ __ ] did the history of barrels this [ __ ] gave yeah like where is he going and then i was like oh [ __ ] [ __ ] gave the history of barrels that [ __ ] sydney loaded up a bullet and aired for everyone in his clip nobody saw it coming everybody was like yeah we just roasting you i was like yeah that's what most people are gonna do i don't know for sure hey i never watched the rose listen you called me sydney called me was like who who's all gonna be there you remember uh guardians of the galaxy and the dude with the pen that he was like and then peter just said that's what sydney did with this jokes [ __ ] [ __ ] wasn't even in the facility and he hit him and i was like that was unnecessary all right back home was like hey dawg if you ever wonder why people think you're an [ __ ] i said dog it's so roast it's set up for that he goes yeah i feel like it is but you still wasn't an [ __ ] i said but that's how you go at a road that's how you walk [ __ ] just mad at that [ __ ] the way you were supposed to do it and the fact that you kicked it off like that made it comfortable for others sydney was first i was like i had one joke i didn't say i was like hey shall i say this he was like no sydney i was like all right you got to text me what that joke was [ __ ] wait on here this is the same space it was i was trying to get dressed for my cousin birthday party i literally could not get in the shower because i couldn't stop watching it like this [ __ ] walk right like he said happy birthday it wouldn't know like he just kept like um i've been waiting to get this off all quarantined i ain't performed that was like the first time i feel like i've been on stage in forever yo bro that was an assassination bro you were up there shooting people i was like what the [ __ ] and then you just kept going the first one i was like this oh okay cool let's start there and then you just kept going i was like this can't get worse and then it got worse leslie jones was warming up she couldn't be here because she was warming up for the dunk contest [ __ ] i was like chase i was hipster that was the one that took me i was like [ __ ] she came here grandpa for the dunk contest with the preview when he hit you in the preview when he said that your kneecaps look like they got high cholesterol [ __ ] i was like he's not there for what everybody else is there for it's a role for to hear but sydney is about to [ __ ] this [ __ ] up church like he was going to be nice listen i think that's the whole rifle in the back and then it came in a trench coat with a [ __ ] rifle that's his creed rifle inside listen i knew what was going on when i tell you i said he called me and asked me who all was going to be there it wasn't one time then they could call me he called me the day before the ropes and then he called the day of the roast was like yo so so just real quick who's going to be there and i was like [ __ ] everybody i was right [ __ ] uh you know i ain't a kid kev's nice guy i don't care if he makes me you know i mean but everybody else i know i'm like shut up these are just jokes muted you because you're um i think you're um your spaceship was echoing i wonder why the only thing happened card parties before we get on here with zulu what's up guys y'all talking about sydney's rampage i mean mine was for you sydney was damn near attacking [ __ ] at home behind the [ __ ] [Laughter] you breaking up every time you talk it it gets the first word and then everything else crashes i ain't called pat cause i already hit pat on zooming with the homies one day and i don't feel like i can get a better joke off than that so i make it in the in the roast i was like nah you know but kev hit pat kev hit pat hard he said patrick's in the back just got finished getting his coochie eight that's right is that it came from kids yeah i remember all that stuff too guys [Laughter] oh my god that [ __ ] was fantastic so you guys want to talk about something else [Laughter] what animal are you eating patrick [Laughter] sydney was getting some [ __ ] off his chest he was like roasted man he had half of that [ __ ] written already he was like roasted oh yeah yeah for sure what did he say nobody back in getting so desperate he doing a voiceover for animal crackers that is funny you know you can't just be in front of petco on hollywood started walking put that [ __ ] in front of pekko which was my favorite joke i was like that tony baker run was my favorite and they kept on stage joke and i was like they just the rhythm of it it's the hips for me oh man that [ __ ] was fantastic man well listen i've seen a couple people ask um uh say they missed the ropes and what happens uh we are pulling the music off of it because they had some um not royalty-free music on the roast so once i get that pulled off of there i will put it online for sale um i haven't figured out what platform is gonna go on but uh when i do i put it up it won't be up for sale for long probably like a week and then i'm gonna take it down because i'm trying to cut it up and use it as a promo tool to produce other ropes for other people so you better get it while you can i'll do promo for a couple days let you know it's going up be up for a week and then it'll be down simple as that nice they said sydney sydney fired his therapist after the roast it wasn't sydney it was the therapist manager she called his therapist in the room like come here take a take a look at this you said you didn't work it ain't working that [ __ ] ain't working get up to get money back i like rose though that's my thing i like that [ __ ] i write for that [ __ ] like i'll take it seriously that [ __ ] was great yeah i had a blast man i i was i was drinking only thing it got hot in that [ __ ] i will say that you was drinking already and it was already hot with all the lights on the screen what are you had on to here first of all that sweater was beautiful okay that's that's what we're not gonna that's what we're not gonna do we're gonna go with somebody yeah you say what man the whole church code nobody else is hot in the world everybody angel was drunk that's why she was mad at bt because his joke went so long she was just funny too it would have been funny he's like i can't roast but i'm a driver that [ __ ] was hilarious with the [ __ ] dog he knows everybody too because you still muted so you gotta unmute yourself a try you muted me no you need to dress up why would i meet myself i had stuff to say i have stuff to input i'm not going to mute myself are you not muted now i had a couple things leave your mirrors up again that's you that's not me i didn't even touch the thing i told you now you see what's wrong thanks for turning the lights out turn the light off actually you were right okay i'm just having i'm like these like matched no no no it's great it's a great setup but [ __ ] apple got rid of all the usbs like i have all these dongles and it just looks like it's on port so if i move it it'll alright yep we just lost your voice again and you went back mute what's a dongle it's the thing on the side look how bad he is so [ __ ] bad right now he wants to punch something but he know he hurt his hand hey to hear you ever not know what a word man and you think your friend's gonna help you explain it without getting mad at you well that's not chase that [ __ ] was in the conversation middle day he goes i don't have enough you know bandwidth to i said what's bannon with me he said sit my [ __ ] you know what bandwidth means i said face i don't brother he said sydney sydney you know what computer computer i said what are you talking about and show me using the sentence he was like i said back say it back i was like chase why are you acting like this he was like i just assume you know these words but when you when you asked what it was he just said come on man computers he didn't even explain it good evening i did go ahead and explain him on the computer i was like that's called bandwidth he was like sydney every computer has what he was frustrated because he didn't know how to explain it he just wanted to know what it was no that was not the case [ __ ] he was like come on just know what it is man don't make me do this harriet tubman [ __ ] i uh oh that's what you get [ __ ] with black history facts you should start talking in the group and you'll be like oh yeah you know it's adjourned the truth and you know and friends they're like i got deion sanders [ __ ] that's that's why i started catching up [ __ ] everything else before that they start catching up from dion santa i know prime time [ __ ] from from there on anybody on the railroad [ __ ] oh my god what that thing is [ __ ] april 1st bro april 1st la's supposed to open back up completely y'all ready for that it seems like i just got the vaccine yeah did you it's trash it's so weird like it makes your your whole arm numb i immediately was like sleepy the whole day it's it's it's really weird so if i just you know don't worry that's why i come up listen if you do come missing which we don't want to happen can i have this [ __ ] in your background you just want the general [ __ ] in my background well because everybody's going to ask for cars and money i just want what we see in the frame this is this is my part of city this is sydney's part of my will just right here you can use this in court if there's a little bit in frame it's yours how long did you take it uh like two days ago okay i'm still i'm still kicking but i i they only end up josh took it too josh took it uh last week i was supposed to take it friday so fan and i went out there to [ __ ] san fernando and got in line this day was raining on and off again so we got in line it took us 45 minutes to get out there we got in line stood the line started raining while we were in line didn't have umbrella or anything i hate getting caught in rain top three three things i hate the most in the world getting caught in the rain it's like what's the other two to here what's the other two that's never heard that ever huh getting shot [ __ ] that's horrible as well is that a is that above getting caught in the rain yeah is after getting caught in the rain that should sound like it could happen i don't i don't like i hate when my clothes are stuck to my body and you're not in a place where you can take him out you just got to stand in the rain but you have literally been set on fire that doesn't grind your gears a little bit more than getting caught in the rain no st louis must have been a terrible place you walked away with some weird fears [Laughter] getting robbed i don't want to know your i don't like it i don't like it all right first of all i didn't know somebody was gonna break it down like that you asked too many questions i know they say there are no dumb questions but don't ask no more dumb questions you said top three fears or or you said top three i know mine are universal if i say if i tell you guys mine yeah that is scary as hell that that should add that to mine you said getting caught in the rain is in your top three where you're robbed and getting shot [ __ ] what's your four through ten now i just wanna no i just wanna pick up this i really just wanna pick at this excuse and changes i hate i hate being stuck i hate being stuck in traffic ain't nobody dead like that's four that's that's beautiful that's probably like i said i don't know if i said fear or top things i hate like but i i i absolutely hate that like if you especially like if you stuck for like over an hour you get up there ain't no car flipped over nothing how many times have you been shot [ __ ] for you to hate me [ __ ] that was the part that i thought that pat was gonna ask like he was like yeah i hate being shot like like that's some tuesday [ __ ] like yeah i get hot wings i get shot a little bit of rain louis you been shot how many times you gotta he got like bang bang on the back of his all right that's not necessary i didn't wake up with a tattoo i got the tattoo years after i got shot i got shot in the back from a drive-by what are they aiming for you nah just wrong place one time damn it so you playing dominoes like give me 25. [Laughter] no they were they were hunting pigs and he just got caught in the crossfire i was at the other end of the block when they came down to block firing and [ __ ] like it was just it was really just wrong place my own time and [ __ ] man well we glad to have you here man i was about to say just come up story for the ages yeah pat [ __ ] you cindy ain't [ __ ] i'm this that was just wow like i feel like getting lit on fire is like two years number 17 or something [Laughter] like yeah that's annoying but most people won't find themselves in a situation where you get set on fire so that's not a common thing gun violence gun violence is way more common on fire yes narcos i'm telling you it's a whole thing guys i'll text it to you later it sounds like he didn't pay for a kilo of freckles and they they got him back [Laughter] this [ __ ] well it was pure lighter was it a girl you said what no no no no [ __ ] [ __ ] it's colombians on fire the ridiculous thing is pat's not for it wasn't like like big dope type [ __ ] just [ __ ] looking for information on dope on one of my uncle's places and i didn't have the information they didn't like that i didn't have the information so if you had it would you have snitch no yeah where's the opera which one do [Laughter] there's a dick you give him a season two he turned into a complete [ __ ] hey i'm proud of you chase chase the last time i saw chase he was just like yeah i'm just going to atlanta for a little bit it was almost like suspect it was kind of sketchy it was like i was going to atlanta for a couple months and then i found out he was like the star of a whole show man that's really dope you killing it out there that's what's up i i appreciate you switching that man okay but he still got like i performed in like i know because i still got questions and [ __ ] but we'll wait [Music] you can't wear that hat and those glasses let's talk about jojo's stories today to hear i know no what's happening right now i'm pretty sure you have some questions to hear what was uh let's let's get into one of one of those what a q a i invited you on here because i wanted to have a good time and you you've been doing nothing there's no way i could do you always have a good time here i just put my life in your hands so here inviting me out to go get on the boat right let's go get on a boat in newport beach i'll drive an hour and a half to newport beach we're about to have a great time so i am an hour and a half where you live in a valley oh okay he was coming [Laughter] nowhere in the texas in here say i'm going to be driving the boat with no like [ __ ] while i'm drinking i get on the boat i'm like where is the captain i'm the captain now you drove a boat without telling people you were driving a boat oh yeah listen guys everybody is taking a lot of these stories out of context okay we can all sit down separately this ain't we talking about the world opening back up huh come on first all right [ __ ] you uh we are having a great time man who's carl keeps dinging turn your phone on i bet it's sydney cause certainly the type of [ __ ] i like to hear and see everything is that your phone sydney chases actually nah never i know what's in the only [ __ ] that facetime people regularly without calling or texting first he just facetimes you oh god you're that guy that [ __ ] sydney will facetime you in a heartbeat it's cause i care i want people to see in my eyes that i care about our friendships no that's not it he's too lazy to hold the phone to his ear or text so he facetimes you this i know this is how i know it's the money that changed it because sydney never faced time before ever until you start getting checks and then everything was facing on because you were like look at me look at me now what did i say what if you get the [ __ ] off my phone you say what's that [ __ ] face is the boozy one not me i've got to divert chase what's app in the mirror when you're in the same city [ __ ] look at their headboard right now listen we know we know chase was boozy we chase was living above his means when we were still in the in the trenches this [ __ ] was driving a 88 land rover this [ __ ] this [ __ ] got seven miles to a gallon but was a range so he was still driving and i was like [ __ ] you're driving an apartment building around this [ __ ] was so big he had to pay for two parking spots man that [ __ ] ever worked i had to tell everybody about it like hey you know i got a land rover i'm just walking today but i got land rover [ __ ] in the parking spot [ __ ] i learned how to fix cars because that [ __ ] was expensive [ __ ] i was on youtube trying to put a carburetor in like uh you should probably call for help you should probably call for help right now [ __ ] you asked yeah [ __ ] you gotta know before youtube university will teach you some some whole new [ __ ] but yeah no that car was a bad decision a bad decision listen and chase this this is how you know comedy is truly a labor of love it's something that you have to have in you and you just love that stage chase had a good ass job chase is smart chase is good with numbers this [ __ ] had a good ass job i'm talking six figures and this [ __ ] said i'm quitting to work for chicken wings and free drinks it's not like my family right now he kept saying he said kept saying that like an auntie chase god he's got a good he got him a good job that's what my family said my family said you unhappy what kind of [ __ ] is you i said well i'm not happy at my job so you making money at a job you got insurance but [ __ ] you unhappy what kind of [ __ ] and i was like mom what are you talking about your mom said what kind of [ __ ] my mom was on my head like [ __ ] drink like this what kind but then you know it was black and she was talking to other people in the background what kind of [ __ ] is this money don't make him happy i don't know what kind of [ __ ] i raised i don't know you like this mom like what the [ __ ] and my sister's in there was like this so what you just going to quit your job and you just want what i said well i'm going to just try to figure out what makes me happy [ __ ] you sound stupid i was like what i was like nah i just want to figure out like what i got a passion for [ __ ] you still got student loan debt [ __ ] that's a passion right there i was like wow his height i'm the smallest you ready to hit the road again um yeah i mean yeah sydney convinced me to do some college shows that was weird he was like just just go ahead and get that back man them college shows [ __ ] were you standing online or you actually going to the colleges i went to one college and then i did one in my house and that one was weird yeah the online ones are always weird you really you really are just doing it for the money if you do it online because i mean this is it's dead inside oh man they a lot of times they ain't listening they don't want to be there but they just bored of being in their room so they just came i don't care and then they mute it but you can still see them talking through your set because they'll be like like this [ __ ] no like look at me the best way to do it it probably is still in the comedy club if you actually going to go out man that's where because people have to make the conscious decision to get up get dressed drive there commit to the two drinks and food and all of that if they do it if they do all of that to come see you uh it's you're gonna have a good show i was just talking to um chenedu today and i was like yo it's crazy i know we all remember um going out on a roll opening or featuring for somebody and them being the audience being there for the headliner but we're all in a place now where the audience is there for us like you got people that are getting dressed taking that drive and coming to see chase coming to see sydney coming to see keisha like that's that's a crazy thing to even see patrick yeah they see patrick busting on phase three he's always on a small stage little hole you you done to here did you paint a picnic yeah yeah i just i could i got to get you back for some of the jokes you said i just can't do it too close you know i'm gonna start writing some more about your bucket hat while you keep talking go ahead that's all right i then i got 30 jokes for your messy bun la mama whatever you got i got it for jokes i said to here let's get that clear right now sydney already tagged me up on zuma gave me no face time or warning about uh tahir's roast gave me raw insult on the ropes i didn't mention you no no that was kev on stage hit you pretty hard but you just you just sprayed the room yeah i let you go i was like get out of here go [ __ ] go you live that was his one insult to cam he was like kevin stage is gay so whoa no it was some insults it's easy to get them mixed up sydney but it was great oh my gosh that was fire i didn't know the uh i didn't know the the the place hit you so hard they're expensive oh yeah yeah yeah yeah luckily i didn't have to foot all of that because of uh johnny walker you know yeah they they showed a lot of love but yeah man it's not a that's why i was telling them yesterday we talked about it on uh damn it that too scary like with people sharing links and [ __ ] like we want everybody to laugh i have a good time you ain't got it you ain't got it i get it but like like it i think we sold something like 4 200 tickets but it had like i think it was when it was all said and done like 16 000 views it was like [ __ ] i don't have a job per se this is how i make money and [ __ ] like get on the fire [ __ ] you're expecting a little you respect for like you know maybe two three thousand right it was like [ __ ] it tripled [Music] [ __ ] bro quadruple actually because before 8 12 16 yeah it's like [ __ ] come come on fam it was it was ten dollars but you know hey man there's more people got eyes on me so when i do the next one you know hopefully they pull up and enjoy themselves so much that they'll pay for the next one that's all you can hope for but you know there's always gonna be ways to cheat some [ __ ] i cheated the system before i know how it is so was that what just sharing links or what some of it was sharing links some of it is like rewatch um so you know it's a little bit of both but you know it is what it is i mean there are certain certain sites out there where you can sign up with them and uh broadcast to them and they only get one time to click the link and it's just gonna stream from there if you stop it then you can't restart it or you can't rewind it and i didn't want it to be like some [ __ ] where people couldn't rewind it because they wanted to hear something again like what did he say like i want them to be able to go back and do it but those sites right there they're very strict so you can't rewind you can't re-watch unless i take the finish clip and put it up on like vimeo and give them a 24-hour link then it expires but it's it's hard to like it's it's i mean there's just no full proof way to do that you just at some point you're going to count people they're just going to share it so this is what it is bro and do that i hope next time that we get to do it again and they them [ __ ] don't act like [ __ ] still here you won't be there nobody's inviting you to another [ __ ] road [ __ ] you're not going back bro [ __ ] you if if anybody ever does a roast [ __ ] you started the show like that i mean that's what he was asked to come do though if anybody does it wrong he had cindy on that [ __ ] let me sydney gonna set the tone because a lot of people were like they was like man i felt kind of bad saying something but after sydney went up i was like all right cool he sat the bar for that [ __ ] i forgot to say some [ __ ] afterwards i was like damn i just yeah yeah that'd be weird to not be invited back because you roasted everybody like because you did a good job that's weird man do that share and link [ __ ] to netflix why don't do it to us we got big money don't [ __ ] up the little man you know what i'm saying if y'all want to bless them you see everybody's cash up right now go ahead and bless them if you stole that link bless somebody's cash app tonight you understand me damn my [ __ ] going off there's a bunch of thieves in here since everybody's packing up and starting their own stuff you think netflix got long you think they on the way out no they'll be around for a minute because they just look like i think the original like okay bad we'll go to netflix of the thing i think they'll eventually fade out but i'll give them you know 71 years i think i think netflix is here as long as they find a decent price point to stay at um everybody's going like disney went up i think like a dollar too and it's like y'all [ __ ] just got in the game i better slow the [ __ ] down like that ain't nothin for [ __ ] ass reboot if it didn't work like that ain't no fault y'all better keep coming out with like these spin-offs um but paramount just dropped their app too um you got a lot of different options yeah paramount just dropped the app and i think it's like at the minute if you have more than three apps it's just gonna be like having cable the whole purpose of netflix and hulu and [ __ ] was to save money on cable and now it's like [ __ ] i'm paying the exact same amount with all the streaming but you can watch what you want cable was on some like oh well it ain't 7 p.m yet that's that's dead so at least well at least it's still on demand and you can choose what you pay for i mean i mean you had a couple different ones where you could get like like philo where you could just search if anything had been on that week and you could watch that at any point uh and then if you had like i don't know spectrum or whatever like you could search your favorite shows and just automatically record it so you can watch that anytime you wanted to too so you didn't have to just wait to like like the old tv guy times but you know you were a little limited but everything has its limitations you know what i'm saying like if you don't you're not in a certain country or a certain demographic you can't watch certain shows too so now you got to have a vpn to trick netflix to be able to watch your favorite anime or your favorite uh um britain show or whatever the [ __ ] so i mean nothing is foolproof nothing is perfect though you know what you don't watch even streaming you don't watch anything really i mean i don't really watch a lot of tv i feel like i just try to create freebie so i just was while you create tv the best way to do it is never to watch it and never to study it and so that's how i become such a you know phenomenon really means on instagram see what i'm gonna take my fourteen hundred dollar stimulus check like y'all spin it i'm gonna put mine y'all to be watching tv i'm too busy not watching it to create it [Music] [Laughter] oh [Laughter] what are you playing call of duty a little bit of mad i quit madden right now because so many younger people were beating me and talking [ __ ] to me i ain't like i don't like i don't like that i didn't like it and they races on them call of duty games so like yeah really like just play with your friends because you'll kill somebody and be a [ __ ] and then they'll like they'll just log out the game you're like you're just mad and you sit in your house nothing you're trying to be trying to add them as a friend you're like damn they're just kids you can't do nothing like your father [Laughter] [Music] i feel like i would punch a kid if it was like a place where there was not a lot of parents i feel like i'd punch a kid and just let him let that be like some story the kid comes home with like some dude would dread punch me yeah she's like she used to punch the kid she babysit oh yeah she definitely used to pinch him nobody left their kids with me they knew you had a drinking problem in the 90s keep doing this she ain't got a jacket on she just keep doing it when they drop the kids off and [ __ ] like now we gonna go ahead and watch the kids tonight don't worry about it nobody ever let me babysit their kids my little cousin i remember one time she was like six or seven and i was about to eat some food and her mama was like go with keisha you want something to eat she was like are you gonna bring me right back i'm like girl nobody won't you i don't like you as much as you don't like me kids don't like me oh [ __ ] um hey you know feen the rapper the rapper houston yeah yeah i mean new orleans yeah yeah yeah i brewed the show next week on tuesday are you serious yeah so i'm doing this absolutely i'm gonna tell that story i'm gonna call my boy rodney like my best friend back home how the gym blew his [ __ ] speakers to that song how'd the song go bow wow back in december and i told him i was a big fan and [ __ ] like that we just kind of been keeping and uh keeping in contact [ __ ] via instagram he hit me today he was like i got a project coming out you mind if i pull up i was like yeah [ __ ] make it happen so project comes on the 19th he's going to be here on tuesday we're going to have a good ass time that's dope is here man we going to have a good ass daddy mr international jones bro we out here it's going to be a good ass time hey dog rappers don't like um dogs as much as they used to like i feel like old heads like love rappers that be like hella about dogs you know you know what i mean like dogs were a lot bigger and more influential in hip-hop but like now rappers they don't be making dog sounds no one's talking about dogs flexing their dogs [ __ ] dogs with responsibility it's a lot of responsibility to have them [ __ ] like just with you and [ __ ] that's a lot jason's completely lost right now he's trying to act like he's in there but he's like huh and then i was trying to think of like what rappers i was like huh but [ __ ] just had dogs in the video points here in the video i made a video of our dog because he came out of the kid's room and he was living i thought his leg would sleep because he hadn't done that before then he like you know like a couple minutes later he's walking regular so i made a video and people was like no i think something's wrong with him and somebody was like as a veterinarian i can tell you that it looks like his knee has popped out of the sock i was like all right delete delete that's the last thing you want to do is have the dog community or the pack community coming from you took them to they took him to the vet yesterday found out he had an ear infection he has like a like a stomach stone like something like a kidney stone and he has arthritis in that leg and we don't have any pet insurance it just sounded expensive expensive expensive and i was just like this [ __ ] i got a job bro he got to book a commercial or something he got to pay for this because well here's the rule here's the tough level ready if whatever the [ __ ] you're about to say right now don't say it [ __ ] no no no if if there's a liability more than the dog no okay okay listen i ain't even listen see i ain't even a fan of the dog food like i [ __ ] with a tolerance tolerate them but they [ __ ] up oh we got it for free [ __ ] didn't you didn't it said you know at any time [Laughter] damn the jokes it's like a roast in the dog it's way more of a feeling than me i keep trying to tell you you can't trust tall [ __ ] bro kidding man a lot of football [ __ ] are always villains that's just [ __ ] get the beard it seems like they clean it up like kevin and tyler perry no man when [ __ ] lose their hairline they they lose their humanity like [ __ ] just they while out until they get the beard it's like the reverse hairline so first here if you had a car that cost five thousand dollars uh and it costs twenty five thousand dollars to fix it that's different the car isn't alive though sydney the car isn't alive good point dog is barely a good point what is happening at carmax right and keep in mind this car is it's a 2004 um it's clean never been in the accident no replace panels none of that [ __ ] original paint everything is clean this [ __ ] clean and it's under 100 000 i got 85 000 miles on this car right it's almost 20 almost 20 years old it was like 3 000 right i was like i'm cool i'll keep it right i had to go to the dior store today to like swap something out for a client not for me he was a client what client it wasn't for me wasn't my stuff i was doing them a favor they paid me gas money and paid me for my time that's it right it was a jacket in there that was 3 600 and i was just like [ __ ] this jacket cost more than what they say my car is valued at and rappers just be in that [ __ ] like just just just paying that i just i don't even when the money come like that i can't see myself just dropping it literally looked just like i'm gonna pull it up the jacket looked just like this it was red um and it had dr right here on the side and then on the back it had like a bull it was a dior and uh stucy uh collaboration but it looked just like this jacket it was thirty six hundred dollars i was like huh he has two of them that's why he's sitting inside he is in there looking like i can't yeah chase got that facebook hey listen i said chase i can't do it he said these are blue ivys i said wait blue obvious i did not say that what'd you say what you said it was there was some iv parks wait let me see let me see i didn't know they made i didn't know they made manchester united let me see this ivy parks for men let me get that the blue ivy's is hilarious okay that's what's up i gotta look like uh he was talking about the motherland he called him out he's like i got these new what the [ __ ] is he like the master chiefs i see those i like those in the same place that's an intense ass dinner table that keisha got behind her she'd be sitting at the head and you guys would have had awake i do look like some funeral home [ __ ] i was thinking of kesha uh just sitting you know them you know them creepy uh scenes in the movies where they just eaten alone at the long ass table it's like somebody's gonna walk down walk by the screen and start breakdown crying this [ __ ] [ __ ] keeper ass dinner table he's just background looks like we'll see somebody walk past and then we do it right and then we ask him like yo who's that in your house she was like i'm here by myself we'd be like get out a [ __ ] sitting here like this [Laughter] house that it was three thousand dollars thirty still thirty six hundred all right got that [ __ ] and it got a bootleg ass bulls thing you should might as well get the bulls jacket for way less wait who is this creepy ass model though go up the [ __ ] who made it like that uh netflix what's the show on netflix yeah 36. why why [ __ ] why is it that i was trying to talk to the uh i was trying to talk to the security guard it didn't seem like they had told him like don't talk to the customers and stuff like that i was like yo what a [ __ ] cause this is what's in here [Music] that's funny yeah and she turned into that scene and billy holiday [ __ ] when he wasn't letting her on that that damn elevator and he said no no listen oh i know right damn i didn't know they did billy like that her whole both of us [ __ ] up there's only one [ __ ] on this elevator i was like god damn sheesh i did not know billy was going through that they would have the feds out the show like i wish you would sing that song she said strange fruit bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing boop no that was a phone in the movie [ __ ] that wasn't just the defense i was like [ __ ] tom you be saying your friends and some acting [ __ ] you be like who tom bill tone bill oh snap yeah melvin was in that too yeah then he was on heroin you say back to keisha hell yeah i was waiting for that anyways all the kesha's ghost got bayonets [Laughter] there's hella candelabras wherever she is [Laughter] oh [Laughter] creepy dinner table right there very why was that creepy that [ __ ] say all your ghost got banned civil war ass ghosts no i'm just kidding what uh not for real what year was your house built you talking to me like two maybe 2010 maybe 2011. oh [ __ ] that's a new housekeeper in detroit since i was 17. oh okay oh my goodness hey no new houses have hidden prohibition bottles in it no there are some new houses that's been built in detroit off the water monster got a house off the water oh yeah yeah yeah boys got all high and [ __ ] they knew what they did i get it we get it it's okay shut up [Laughter] [Laughter] you say what we got island in detroit yeah but ain't nobody like going swimming in that water everybody is going over there there's water i can't get in the water but nah ain't nobody swimming in that water i don't go swimming in the water but we'll take the boats and we'll go jet skiing in the water yeah bring that one up you said what nothing about water and you had a bad uh water experience in detroit no bad water joking and it just because they didn't fix the [ __ ] and flint you're like oh okay that's right that's not detroit we got some of the best water in the world the reason they water is bad because they was like we can't afford to pay detroit for that water no more so we're just gonna get it off the flint river which is very sad it's not a funny thing but that is true that's why i tried to stop i was trying to push the break it's not the trick timmy turn your phone on silent i know it's your phone i feel like i'm being blamed in this chase well just next time hold your phone up sydney my phone is charging in the corner okay okay good you you see oh [ __ ] who have a second phone is dinging oh yeah now you just tried to here can say that about you i was about to say i know you didn't just say that my dad bad i know that ain't who i think it is i don't even be lying that much i already like outside of my friends i don't even rely on them the irony is that was a lie that much this statement in itself that was gonna lie a little bit right i know what you're talking about chase i know why you made that face yeah i'm like this dude no no he said i'm texting my dad right now and i was like too far like we've already said the dogs sydney let's not take us first that's my joke the audience don't know why that's what i mean that's for us we just slip it inside inside jokes in here thank you mark t he said there will be no keisha slander was there akisha slander er this [ __ ] said that because he got a holla so did he get out of jail that's exactly what that is he didn't already send her a jpeg request that's not that guy i mean mark all you got to go down go down to the la morgan holla at her i like school teachers and deacons no sundays i think it's the drapes keisha i think i figured it out it's either the the drapes or the candles or maybe the combination of the i think it's the canvas because the drapes say but they just regular drapes just the cameras that give it that old that old school feel they feel like muhammad you're talking about i gotta go fight george are the grapes are the drapes olive mm-hmm yeah that's it that's it no i'm just saying that's it i was just wondering oh okay all right okay okay okay okay i mean weird combination but yeah it's cool it worked there you're right it is the chandelier too it's a little it's the chandelier a little bit you just don't like the house that's what it is he went through everything in the room it was just like just like you don't like no no no no it's not the house it's the items in the house like the chandelier the the it's no no it's the i think it's the it's the triad of the chandelier the original over there can they hear any of this [ __ ] and the and the sh and the drake i'm not saying i'm not saying it looks bad i'm saying it looks really nice positive no it looks really nice for a funeral home i'm just trying to decide it's just the context yeah still but it's a funeral home right have you ever been to a circus you'd be like this is a nice ass red and white tent for a circus i wouldn't live here was nice for my funeral home my mama gonna shoot you [Laughter] her will write for kirk franklin [Laughter] what if my mama come down loading the musket like the mama was the one in the redcoat i just thought it was [Laughter] i can shoot from here [Laughter] on my radar got you there's nothing wrong with it there's nothing wrong with the room you're in there's nothing wrong with it this [ __ ] patrick i was just i was just saying stuff he said to the ghost in your house some some houses look haunted i feel like ghosts choose where they hunt they'd be like oh this is perfect last three places have had ghosts his last house is a lot of ghost jokes yeah i lived in three haunted houses in my life what damn massive dick you gotta you got a nice little uh nice little donation to the to the show good stuff appreciate that bass appreciate that bro oh my god patrick and he said that was my mama with the red coat oh my oh you're still long like that yo mama your mama was really mad yeah she's not gonna get you no no no tell her coming out like sydney like she had her pico down she was ready no i'm telling i'm sorry it's a nice place shout out to the uh if anybody invite you to detroit like yeah you should come see it just just trust me they finna jump you soon as you get off the airplane has anyone ever been flown out to detroit [Laughter] [Laughter] the airport is the nicest thing about detroit yes we do [ __ ] fly to detroit look at the airport we're like oh this is nice if they get back st louis doesn't have i don't know it is a small airport but they got one and detroit the planes will never stop they're just cold come on now we gotta take back off we need to drift when you fly into detroit they slow down throw your luggage off they fly to the next city you gotta catch back all the detroit planes don't have wheels [Laughter] yeah this is real shoes right here [Laughter] it was all porta potties next to [ __ ] houses not know your way around dallas like that that's how i am so people like the dallas like [ __ ] i still don't know my way around dallas how far is it like 45 50 minutes that's right next to it bro funkytown texas all right so do you like dallas cause like every everybody i meet from texas has like completely different opinions about houston and dallas i love houston i don't really frequent dallas like that like it's about business but like i like houston it's a big city a lot of black people out there it's like it was a lot of things to do it was just like it's a big-ass cities with a bunch of black people it's cool i like it a lot i ain't really kicking in dallas like that i love houston yeah but my people used to live because it's nice to be out there it's cool i like houston you see i've got all serious points from uh from dallas fort worth that's a good question to here um fourth quarter is like fresno first of all right because they're doing awake behind you and they need to be and you're just while they're trying to see uncle leroy it's not going to have an open castle the reception about to start filling in yeah i'm about to lay out the deviled eggs any minute now there's four hours before it looks like there's some deviled eggs in that table yeah it's always some cranberry sauce and some deviled eggs very soft hella iced tea sweetness he shouldn't y'all come see ms edwards in the back he called you miss edward that's why keisha been chewing this whole time those are funeral snacks she just keeps coming in just like she just eating potato salad and pigs pantry what the [ __ ] is wrong with you i'm on the zoom [Laughter] [Laughter] i don't know what happened to patrick or man neither one of them would like this when i first started working at all that digital patrick was super chill let's see man wasn't fire i was like we gotta kick this [ __ ] up [ __ ] i was an equipment manager i wanted my job [Laughter] not like this at first he's different now oh my god i was at a i was clocked in what am i supposed to do handles in the back oh [ __ ] she moved again all right well there's the flowers too i forgot it is the flowers too it's a combination of a bunch of stuff yeah just show us oh come on even the cat everything need to remodel she just say beetlejuice three times [Laughter] in the heat of the night in their living room [Laughter] oh my god [ __ ] that that beetlejuice part that's gonna be i like that [ __ ] somebody's real come backpack oh my god your mama [Laughter] i'm sorry keisha don't be a don't be walking through this room thinking some type of way [Laughter] not forgive me don't feel some type of way when you come in here tomorrow oh [ __ ] no i'm serious keisha have you ever seen a ghost this has nothing to do with where you're at right now in your life have you ever seen a ghost whether you're the one that's been living in haunted houses that's why i'm asked this is interest this isn't a roast have you ever you believe no i've never seen a ghost do you believe really no ghosts or aliens nothing nothing supernatural that's crazy because actually i do believe in aliens but i don't believe in ghosts but no ghosts that's crazy the ghost of unemployment lives in detroit right now so i would have thought oh [ __ ] sheesh getting worse it doesn't it's such a non factor there's nothing there i always know you're gonna go straight for st louis so i'd never even worry about you st louis because i figured you ain't gonna say that about it i forgot east st louis was i mean east side louis it's a different place we didn't have sidewalks in east st louis you all have barns my family from east side when we was kids i used every time we would go i'd be like i'm so glad we made it out grandma thank you like my cousins come visit i'd be like yes they haven't gotten here now since 98 i'm like what was your street like in detroit what's their gravel come on like like honestly okay yeah now because i wrote through the city i'm not gonna lie and it like broke my heart you what was growing up you gotta keep in mind i was thirty down under 40 years ago when i was growing up completely different people would be like oh how about y'all i got a huge backyard i had a four bedroom house upstairs then a finished basement like it was like oh wait you said upstairs den yeah well wait so there's a den on the first floor and the second floor yeah like i've never seen that that's not what people think people are like oh you live in the projects i don't even think we have projects not since diana ross was a kid so you had one of them 90 houses in detroit [Laughter] apartment buildings over there that they used to show uh where martin was on that was in detroit when they buy like the uh restaurant my brothers live down there the river place or the river the river place of riverfront is two different apartments i've never been to detroit i love you everything i know about it is just y'all [ __ ] making fun of it so i really have no business that's my business i have no business saying all this stuff i've never seen detroit you gotta come and see me no they tell you don't you unless you know somebody you should also tell you guys because i starving babies and people dying [ __ ] from detroit [Laughter] we just playing man i've never been just kidding y'all got the lions you know no now you got jokes still no no no i'm i'm y'all got motown y'all got cars help me somebody help me i've never been in like cars i'm just i'm i'm saying y'all y'all i'm in detroit more to east st louis yeah that is real you need to see trick detroit this is not a joke but it's a question keisha i heard and i actually heard this this is not a joke i heard that like there's parts of the city where there's like wild dogs i think i think yeah like a coyote like a like a dog maybe i mean maybe wolves i feel like all coyotes are wild dog ears like just running around i i think cp had talked about like a like it's like little packs of like dogs that don't belong to nobody they just do dog i don't know like straight up like straight dogs yeah you said wild dogs like it was a whole different species like it was a lion he's civilized yeah i'm sure it's straight hawks and she's like excuse me dogs oh they said they said there was yeah you're from the good parts of detroit what are the good parts of detroit right now there are no good prices no i like a lot of detroit rapping right now what'd you say say it i asked her did you say is it i mean you've got a couple like on the west side you've got a couple parts on the inside you got like english village on the west side on the east side and you have um uh what's it called it's two parts like over there on east then on west side you have like sherbet forest that sounds lovely where are you at right now where you at right now would you consider it like oh that's a cool spot or is it like i'm not in detroit i haven't lived in new traces we almost haven't seen we moved so damn somebody got blocked what did they say what'd they say uh i think they were they kept spamming kept putting the same thing so yeah [ __ ] you christian [Laughter] [Music] [ __ ] thought that the mods was going to come back cheering no [ __ ] they still working oh you didn't do that somebody else did that the mods were blocking too i did i did block that person yeah the mods they they they have the power to block too what's a mine a oh my bad everybody in here like man don't do detroit like that we're just kidding i never been there i've been several times several no-times you ain't performed in uh detroit city no i mean that where they moved bill burr and then he had to flip the crowd that wasn't philly oh okay he flipped them though they're just being [ __ ] they were born him like years ago and he was like he just went through his whole set he goes you don't [ __ ] boo me [ __ ] you [ __ ] and he just kept going throughout the whole boot and then people would still laugh throughout the booth it's one of the greatest clips though because he was like four minutes i'm doing all my [ __ ] time you [ __ ] pieces of [ __ ] you got [ __ ] rocky up a [ __ ] fake statue and you got a real [ __ ] boxer from here three minutes and i'm not glad he said i'm not walking off [ __ ] they might as well put some [ __ ] ice skates on the [ __ ] disney they [ __ ] suck two minutes and i'm doing my whole [ __ ] [Laughter] he's yelling at time crowd and they start laughing at the end because they're like he just doesn't let up he just keeps cussing the [ __ ] out why they do in the beginning oh yeah doesn't his job they they did yes when disney's child came out and they was like can't pay my peers it was like bull [ __ ] at that time they bought them they blew kobe from there so wait wait they just boo even if they like it they just who knows bilberry is hilarious i couldn't see him saying anything that would you guys looking up on youtube it's one of the best things i've ever done that [ __ ] is [ __ ] amazing i love bill bear i'm looking that [ __ ] up right after this is old [ __ ] that's hilarious that's good and then rob put me on um that uh jj from the sip clip where he does that that show enough intro [ __ ] i when i'm having a bad day i literally watch that and feel better that [ __ ] is so [ __ ] funny incredibly funny bro and it was good has anybody seen um louise come back special no no interesting very interesting never seen never seen anything like it what is that good interesting or bad interesting pat um i'm a huge fan of him obviously i'm not a huge fan of what he did but um i've never seen somebody address something like that straight up and he did it in a weird way where he went through every crazy uncomfortable topic first to kind of prep us and then like at the end he was just like all right you guys want to talk about it you know what i mean and then just interesting like i said what is it uh what is it on pat he he had he had to release it independently this is not this is not my his website yeah all right one second that's crazy [ __ ] all right i didn't even know that [ __ ] was out i thought he was just gonna lay low for like five years and then try to come back out [Music] you know what i'm saying yeah i didn't read enough about that story of what happened because the the gist of what i i heard from his situation i i thought that there would be more yeah you thought i thought it was gonna be more outcry and um i thought he was gonna get dragged a lot longer than they did but you know i don't know you never can tell with these things like they they they i feel like they wait to get real big and then they pull some [ __ ] up from twitter or like people start coming out like that's that's when you know they pull this show off and everything somebody said keisha's hungry she on her third plate why is this i am i eat like a grown man i just want to say to stroje i have seen coming to america too while they ain't here talking yeah i know she ain't seen coming to america she just seen baby boy i actually have seen coming to america too so you just got baby boy hey hey chase we just met like today we got questions and she ain't yeah a whole new level do you feel blacker no how many have you done so far i feel like you've done a lot of eight movies in like less than a week you don't feel blacker no i didn't i didn't ever feel like i wasn't black pretty much like our first like scientific like experiment like i feel like you're our before and after like if you don't if you don't feel blacker after these movies [ __ ] should shut up [Laughter] no i mean it wasn't like i was just like not black like i was some suburban girl like oh my gosh but the thing is it's just like oh you ain't seen harlem nights you ain't black that's like that's just our whole thing so if i don't hey it took me three days to watch the color purple three only three days of my life back because you ain't gonna get that from us this i know it's a hard work you gotta watch it's like a writer passage movie mm-hmm keisha was acting dope back when we were watching the movies like everybody's like he she was building computers by hand did y'all notice she is like she's like a full-time genius this is why she didn't have time to watch these damn shows she was keisha was literally running the grid for detroit electricity she was she was working there at the detroit power water and power she was there at 14 years you have time for that 18. she didn't have time for the [ __ ] see that's what you should be asking people they're like well you see harlem nights you'll be like all right well you can you build the spaceship no we can't you gotta fly people live that'd be the thing who would you have it i don't i don't think she i don't know anything about engineers i just said what what are you a computer engineer so nothing like can you you won't want sydney you want to put a down payment now you want like let's talk about it damn sydney how much money are you making god damn he's like oh you you got a spaceship i'm gonna lease it i'm gonna lease it i got an extra bill in you see how big his headboard is i think he got the country that [ __ ] got the pretty princess here [ __ ] i'm on a boat that's why it's rocking you just lost that's choppy water sid goddamn you can never trust it oh my god i'm not even this is how i ended up in the [ __ ] lie with you and into here because he was like oh okay well no call to here though that was hilarious we talked about broke my back or leg you said leg then you then you're asked one to he was like yeah we at the hospital i was like oh okay and he's saying this in the background then he was like turn the camera [ __ ] then he gonna know you're not in the hospital [ __ ] i'm trying to keep it at an angle no no turn the camera so you can see my leg hurt [ __ ] he's like you need anything i was like i'm straight i'm gonna be good man you know me that [ __ ] was smoking a cigarette and [ __ ] like this ridiculous this lie just be lying for no reason y'all choose violence i'm nervous i get i'm shy i have anxiety so sometimes you know you die what happened will you lie my father passed away keep going guys what year 2011. you can't use that number 2011. you never know it's going to come back to you what's up patrick i think you're trying to throw it off of him you never know what's gonna hit you guys how i feel about drake saying that uh he wouldn't exist if it wasn't for bow wow it's true maybe yeah he said he he would wouldn't exist if it wasn't for bylaw yeah i don't see the direct connection but i could see well here's the thing bye while inspiring people to talk about it's like the mc hammer effect nobody wants to act like m c hammer wasn't true but for the a little bit bob i was that dude he was like eight years old rapping with people he's like it was a little phenomenal so drake was probably like a little younger than him like oh [ __ ] that's cool i'm a kid and then you know now listen he tapered off but you could say yeah i inspired a couple you know people in the beginning you feel me like i could see how he inspired him bow wow is in no is is no doubt a legend in every way i'm not saying he's a little think about no way think about it think about it he was like somebody no no no it's what well but inspire or there wouldn't be in me if it wasn't you like paved the way and i was watching on tv like i want to be like him or pave the way like well i don't know because i think that nowhere else whole thing was being young you know what i mean like no one's ever no one's ever been like man my bars really came from bow wow you know what i mean i i was listening i was listening to his cadence and his word play like i've never i've never really heard that his whole thing was like i'm 14 and i'm i'm doing it you know which is crazy impressive so i feel like his whole thing was just being young um which didn't translate to being old so i i just feel like that maybe that's why it tapered off but i just feel like he was his whole thing was like inspiring because it was like a young black dude killing it not really like drake like he inspired my flow or my style or anything yeah i think it was just like a young dude doing it at a young age like that could be you know that could be inspiring you know i just i don't know i look up to you guys you guys inspire me i think it's really about just you know what speaks to your heart and you guys speak to mine huh anybody might mute sydney i know i was like you full of [ __ ] i'm touching compliments nobody wants this love [ __ ] it i'll save it for my put in my pocket you know i i accept sarcastic uh compliments because it's like from my heart i really like y'all we like you too sid we just we just feel like we can't drop by guard we don't know what's going to happen nah drop it man drop it man we can talk about later man why do you keep doing that hey did did y'all boo did y'all book keisha's house too soon does that not okay is that not okay i'm sorry i'm sorry okay it was the second time you brought it up i thought about it the first time was it actually we actually did it just had to wait in that house and then we threw the body back hazel i'm doing something like the dog named hazel yeah she over here walling out yeah go ahead yeah there you go that's what is that what you wanted is that what you wanted patrick i know good man well you ain't talking about nobody background what is it that's natural patrick is homeless he just has a place to put on it but patrick b patrick be living like a homeless person aha that's what you think [ __ ] this is this is my this is my creative space that has good internet and it's soundproof but i do have a home yeah a great school again [Laughter] highly improbable oh my god that's stupid they got a big-ass house don't you got a big big-ass house pack with a pool and all kinds of [ __ ] it's pretty nice but it's too echoey i can't be doing stuff like this in here so i drove all the way over here for you guys y'all was talking about me buying three thousand dollar sweaters and [ __ ] this [ __ ] driving goddamn ferrari when we had when we had the t-shirt office pack came picked up some [ __ ] from will in the goddamn ferrari let the doors up threw the t-shirts in chucked them the deuces and drove the [ __ ] off i don't even think he paid will for the shirts i was about to say where's the transaction in there a robbery when we used to work at all dev digital pat had the most random life like we would see pat hates the water absolutely hates it but then over the weekend we would see him on a yacht with like 30 women just him and his cousin fred we just like the [ __ ] were you doing them [ __ ] went to the desert to play real life fruit ninja throwing watermelons and honeydew melons at each other while they swung swords through the air that's just what he does if it's being shot that's working okay an hour and a half you've been eating for an hour and a half what they got down hour and a half either youtube slower as [ __ ] you're hungry abc she said if she don't eat all the food on the plate then it's still the first plate it's not sex [ __ ] that's the last of the meatballs now goddamn keisha always talking about shane but no no dayton [Applause] you said detroit dudes take you out yeah i'm sure they do [Laughter] for 30 minutes get in the trunk take your blip off the map right now [Laughter] ah take you out right now girl take your lip off the back oh my god that's stupid though sydney yeah why is chase my [ __ ] [ __ ] keep blaming me it's my dad [Laughter] this whole time well it's an unlimited supply listen because i just text you [ __ ] [Applause] again text me yeah i [Music] immediately it was definitely you i'm texting look look you just turned your phone back on cindy we saw you studying me what is i'm so innocent right now it's crazy [ __ ] remarks for me right now because they're like i'm so innocent right now it's crazy it's hilarious that [ __ ] bro that [ __ ] sydney just be lying anybody want to send me a couple hundred dollars in the cash chat go do your thing i don't look for much but boy charlie make a quick 350. so like hey that was genius too it wasn't me though that's the crazy thing it's really not me it's chase that [ __ ] got to the bottom of this and they caught you like a pi yeah i texted [Laughter] nothing man you come back tomorrow right yes sir come back i thought you were in l.a no i'm in detroit oh you were yeah oh you are in detroit it's wake week back in the choice you had to go home [Laughter] wake week but wait imagine imagine the fire [Music] before march madness every year that's for sure a club flyer said imagine the flyers [Laughter] i'm on a boat that's the dick me down headboard [Laughter] that's crazy [ __ ] want both [Laughter] cindy's [ __ ] makes him wear a wig so he can pull some hair he didn't know how to respond stand an account standing [Laughter] [Laughter] you know you are zuma [Laughter] [Laughter] i appreciate everybody letting me uh not let me but was sticking with me while i took that little break man that [ __ ] was so that [ __ ] was much needed i definitely needed that i appreciate that to hear how many days are you on your break relax okay how long was your break i appreciate everybody i appreciate i appreciate man all the the gifts and the calls the text messages i need to just step back for a second buy a couple cars and uh that's it sorry i'm not doing a lot how long did you take off though see here uh i took off like a week week and a half that's good i took off zuma with the homies okay i took off them with the homies because i was still shooting the other stuff but right yeah so are you are you down to three um three episodes a day come on shh are you down to three hours three three a week i do three episodes a week yeah like this year you know yeah yeah yeah yeah i mean well we started going back on the road and um you see chase's face and april face because he's [ __ ] phone up sorry or whatever whatever but go whatever yeah so i'm not even getting no messages we go we're going we're going back on the road in may so we just had to we had to balance it out it was it was necessary it's a great thing you're doing bro what are you um what's your uh you just doing weekend shows or are you performing during the week too no it's gonna be probably like thursday through sundays so okay okay i was just asking for a shooting oh yeah yeah yeah i'll be back on mondays and [ __ ] hey uh kisha what pizza toppings did they let you order did they let me i just wanted to know what pizza topics he had on it didn't go well i'm starting you said what i'm starting to wonder if kev was right now because you you just what's going on today right about what you got your gucci ate your recycling jokes it's been good you're really enjoying you're like you want five what's going on today i got i got my coochie yet yeah look at chase's faces recycle recycling jokes huh recycling jokes this is my first time here hey chase one hear it all right i don't hear it it's unoriginal yeah all right come back man what you doing dog nah stay away he he's he's just going to say something negative he didn't say he had to pick me down he's just gonna he's just gonna talk about my coochie [Laughter] okay you said what you said huh that's a [ __ ] that don't got [ __ ] all right i'm gonna leave you alone i just wanted to know what pizza topics you had you know i deserve that pepper and mushroom wait what pepperoni bell pepper and mushroom hmm okay that was pretty good [ __ ] to deliver i'm a pizza fan i was just asking you know i didn't deserve all that but you go you know you said it you said it people laughed people had a good time something well i've never seen pat like this one wow oh no they're doing it in the comments too this is like a bad habit he got stretched out we could all we can all read these things to here i don't know why this [ __ ] got street started acting different oh yeah you can highlight the comments you can shout out the comments now look at you oh tech savvy we can read the comments they're right there stressed out [ __ ] is that a thing that's what you walk into the door like all right well just text me where you going right i need something with pac-dab you said what [Laughter] what the [ __ ] i'm telling you i was not prepared [ __ ] last time we was all here [ __ ] i had me run g got the cornelia this this is totally different this is something someone said i'm glowing like a [ __ ] y'all see how quickly it can all change [ __ ] was on my side [Laughter] [ __ ] was all for me just a second ago they said pat got the wipe off towel right behind me what the [ __ ] is happening looks like this this is crazy i i was not prepared for this got that i mean if i fight back it's just going to seem pathetic so [Laughter] you ever seen somebody get packed out by the whole room and they still try to like send shots back like bro come on listen wait a minute you have the funniest [ __ ] audience though yeah they go they go for the somebody literally just said they go for the juggler i didn't even see this one that first [ __ ] he got his [ __ ] beat up yeah [ __ ] when i saw that yes environment this time this [ __ ] was totally different we was telling to hear last night was like no to here you have to take a break you have to do all this man these shots been fired since they got in there as soon as kisha walked away this [ __ ] took a turn they started seeing that little layout that she had it was like it was she wants to detroit [ __ ] [ __ ] it's all bad [ __ ] hold on hold on somebody talking about poor pat pat ain't no goddamn pool thank you everybody all night long that happened all day family outside hey a [ __ ] said i got good gamed on the way to my lift that's [ __ ] up somebody said look he had a [ __ ] he did you wrong maybe that's why they said keep your [Laughter] oh my god i don't know what happened tonight bro [ __ ] just voted at me unloaded on me in the last 15 minutes okay that's fine that's fine with this i can't say i don't deserve it i'm talking about drugs you had it the whole show [ __ ] you had it the whole you took your foot off for one second they was like get him and then i appreciate this this is called balance you said that keisha's ghost had bayonets [ __ ] all those guys [Laughter] about pat that trail the betrayal the betrayal it's okay cindy got quiet he said he had that dick him down headboard cindy just been reading the comments so this is what they said this is what they said i'm done it's okay a bunch of bunch of bullies pulled up huh is that what happened a bunch of bullies learned how to type okay i see you guys with your rudeness i see you guys you're just rude that's all i gotta say no no roast you're rude [Laughter] it was all good 15 minutes ago you're right [Laughter] damn to here it can change so fast writing jokes right now sydney just in case it goes left again something like this listen i ain't gonna take too many [ __ ] comments right here i ain't gonna i think he was slowly writing down [ __ ] he got quiet he started looking around and [ __ ] they focus right here you did you did all the dirtiness that's why pat got on here amped up with why is everybody in here cold but chase you got heating or something everybody is bundled up you got heating in your crib or something cozy i got my ugg slippers on you really you hugs yeah man you got blue ivies and uggs but he might be the real bad [ __ ] i'm here [Laughter] they came back from atlanta with a whole lot of jeans that didn't have front pockets we was like [ __ ] what are you doing well you put your keys there my [ __ ] hey stop trying to reel it back no come on no wait wait wait wait come on everybody chase got uh fancy furry slides come on no no let's talk about chase let's talk about chase chase got furry furry slides from rihanna [Laughter] listen 10 minutes down for the everyday show so we're going to get ready and start doing these sign-offs man you make mine alone you say what my sign off make it real long and good like you know what i mean whoa damn dick that wasn't me it's like when you're tall sometimes you have knots and just you have to keep stretching so this wasn't trying to be like i was just kind of touching my neck as well that would not hurt okay you're over 6-2 clapping well let's go um i don't got that let's go chase um sydney keisha pat on the sign off what was the order again you first met season two of bigger comes out uh april 22nd on bet plus right now every wednesday so tomorrow y'all can check out the first season of bigger on bet after uh sisters and first wife's club first of all i want to thank everybody that definitely was blessing me in the cash app i didn't uh look yet because i thought that that would be disrespectful um to look but i definitely saw my phone going off i want to thank you disrespectful [ __ ] and um this zooming with the homies i didn't think that y'all would this would take a turn after we had a prayer circle and the last one for to hear taking some time off um we got in here and this this [ __ ] was was bananas but thank you guys because i'm gonna think about all this stuff when i roll up uh afterwards um shout out to tahir uh and and then the mr rogers switch of the glasses because the [ __ ] got on here at first and couldn't see and they had to put on this [ __ ] with the prescription [ __ ] it was like nice to hear that [ __ ] switching up like oh hold on let me go ahead and see you [ __ ] uh but to hear i appreciate you bro it's always a blessing man this is always a good time man you you you definitely keep blessing people and you you kept us in the team during the quarantine and we gonna [ __ ] with you afterwards thank you bro uh sam what you got for said vicious you know what i'm saying yo to here i just want to i'll do chase's uh real quick i want to say that you're amazing kids love you you inspire the nature people your glasses that keep changing is just like your light it just keeps growing and growing and we're proud of you uh i knew when you didn't wear jewelry or hats to see you now listen thank you for having me a part of your your your platform uh i'll see you tomorrow when i do an episode of uh that show that uh that show i'm doing tomorrow with you and uh yeah again absolutely i just want to say thank you to patrick for being hilarious we appreciate you uh see uh and uh you know uh you know all of your boy uh you know and thank you for all the cash cash i think somebody sent me like a couple hundred somebody sent me a thousand somebody on it thank you for all of that i love y'all uh my new r b album come out next month it's called that's it got it make it away got it oh my god thank you again to here for having me as always having a great time um guys thank you to um shout out to isaiah shamika snow kim younger uplifted brandon reese reggie reg brandon reese reggie cuz keep it smooth chanel renee tiffany long john jasmine dixon hey shout out jasmine admit adam david joster knapp mario darren cameron selena taking the stage jose charisse principles the young deuces chase lee sean um thank all y'all everybody tuning in uh nice to meet you chase um he wasn't too mean to me today and y'all can check me out on uh my new show on camp on stage at um blackheart offload every wednesday thursday i post it on my page um and also a podcast nobody asked me on mondays um and then you can follow me on instagram i'll post whatever i'm doing on there it's keisha.e that's all okay [ __ ] keisha i was trying to do it but i don't know why my computer just froze up and won't let me put you on a big screen but we got you in there uh you say what sydney totally repeat everything now she got the big screen start over the audio still worked all right what you got uh what you got for him um um um well first of all this was a lot of fun appreciate you for having me on to here appreciate uh chase sid and keisha for all the laughs um make sure you guys uh just follow me on youtube and twitch patrick cloud on all platforms and uh keep supporting zooming with the homies keep bothering to hear about how much he works um to make sure that he rests and uh yeah man just um keep on keep on supporting the squad we have a lot of stuff coming up with you guys excuse me for you guys and um yeah that's about it appreciate y'all for flaming me up too that was fun uh shout out to brandon reese chess checks uh chanel tiffany keeper smooth prince mario adam brandon darren charisse uh cameron taking the stage jose young deuces chase lee uplifted natalie forever amber sean i appreciate y'all uh ashley f uh thank you all so much man i appreciate it you know saying thank y'all for pulling up tonight having a great time with this uh angela as well she's supportive uh new episode of more to the story drop today new episode of wordness hard drops tomorrow um yeah who was on that once i don't even know real quick while he's doing that thank you so much for everybody who catch up to me too i'm so sorry i didn't even say that appreciate you guys a lot a lot thank you uh and caitlyn too caitlyn just can't do with it uh i can't i really can't remember who's on tomorrow's episode and i'ma post about it right after this show i'll post it in the morning uh i think it's cleo i think clio is on tomorrow's episode yeah yeah yeah that's just a slick living uh and then a new episode of damn in the nether scary on thursday we got that chick angel on there it's gonna be a great time man uh very very much looking forward to you guys seeing that and enjoying that um we've got more episodes of explaining this coming out um me and kev actually sydney's gonna be on there tomorrow we got like i think six years what y'all gonna me oh [ __ ] thank you for watching thank y'all for tuning in i'll see you guys tomorrow um quick announcement i will i will not be here tomorrow i got a guest host tomorrow uh flyer will go up out so it will be up tomorrow but i'll see y'all back on thursday we got uh the keepers [Music] and then on tuesday we got here no limit that was not me uh we got screen for no limit that's gonna pull up on that one that's going to be a great show as well so a lot of goodness coming up man i appreciate y'all love y'all i'll see y'all tomorrow actually see y'all thursday on another episode but pull up tomorrow tomorrow's gonna be a really good show packed it out to make sure y'all love it and i'll talk to y'all later i peace guys [Music]

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Length: 119min 34sec (7174 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 16 2021