Zooming With the Homies (ZWTH) EPISODE 92

what up y'all boom boom boom boom boom appreciate y'all pulling up man go ahead hit that like for your boy mm-hmm literally just just got through uh kicking it at a trap karaoke in the living room we got a living room full of people doing trap karaoke [ __ ] is fire um but for those that don't know matter of fact let me go ahead and throw the description in right now we're gonna be doing uh our own karaoke tomorrow night so if you haven't got your tickets go ahead and get them now um because uh yeah we're gonna be kicking it tomorrow it's gonna be a great show everybody on the show tonight we'll be on the show tomorrow and uh we'd love to have you pull up with us so honestly if you was gonna donate to me tonight please please please donate i mean just buy a ticket instead i ain't saying that for everybody else you know what i'm saying because i ain't trying to get in a pocket or not like that but if you were gonna donate to me tonight please please please just go ahead and buy a ticket i would greatly appreciate it what's up uh what is that emma rhoda and loretta amaretto ready i think that's it hope i didn't mess that up too bad supper i don't know where everybody at um you know it'd be like that sometimes but they on their way i know that i know they own their way good all right let me go ahead and change it put that put the description in say that i want detail let's go ahead and clip it off on me huh okay youtube be weird bro try to monetize the video while we live soon as i hit save it goes back to off weird ass and let's see if anybody else okay we got some more people just pull it up is pulling up what up p hey [Music] how's it going what's going on with you decorations and all of that [ __ ] for tomorrow cause what time we show look i got the damn email what time is it tomorrow evening do i got time to go get some [ __ ] okay good because it's tomorrow seven oh cool the call time is 6 30. and we just go for halloween outfit yo it ain't gonna be nothing crazy either this is gonna be you know what i'm saying we're just gonna be chilling i'm gonna bought some uh some uh some we chilling but i wouldn't bounce them you wouldn't even know i know i'm saying liquid courage for everybody oh good good i'm with that cause you'll be buying some nice squeezy [ __ ] are you bringing some of your nice [ __ ] or did you give us some [ __ ] e and j because i don't want that oh no i brought the real angle like that y'all gonna see if you like that everybody i got you some jameson i got 1800 i got a couple birds you know oh that's so sweet thank y'all that's so nice i'm sitting there like trying to get my life right i feel dark on every goddamn thing i don't mind me [ __ ] but i'm just saying like what the [ __ ] because somebody i'm bleaching somebody put a comment on bleach what who got the time i mean i guess everybody got the time right now but why why why would somebody do that i was never one of people who was like i want to be i knew i was never like you know not nothing wrong with i have friends but i never was like i want to be there never you [Music] out to the more miles man i appreciate y'all there in the building i'm going to change my my um my name to the more mods so you guys can bless them with a little something they're always working hard for it um and i know pat said he was gonna be running a little late um i don't know where keisha uh actually i just spoke her up keisha pulling up right now cool we'll be lucky to get tony beggar tony just be stubborn he he is a stick of them no he's just busy don't do him like that he got [ __ ] going he ain't busy here we going right now see why you talking [ __ ] see people will talk you up talking [ __ ] that's what i do i talk [ __ ] though there we go okay everybody coming here now hear everybody coming in here oh tony baker as i live and breathe get your camera down oh yeah look i'm gonna tell him what to do in life [Laughter] hey tom he's gonna be in the comments anyway exactly where everybody is in the comments hey guys honeybee we can't hear you keisha my vocal coach told me not to uh oh gosh shut your ass up not to compromise my voice before the show what's up y'all hey precious girl hey tony hey hey patrick yeah pack rock in the [ __ ] pat sweater you get that hoodie right now looking real fresh off the press looking right off the [ __ ] you know what i'm saying i'm ashamed i don't know i literally have to tell him that at least once once a week he earned you know him we can barely hear you say something else can you don't hear me yeah you know it's good hello anybody hear me yeah you got a lot of feedback pat yeah where's tv at texas too well welcome to another episode of zooming with the homies man uh it's gonna be a special show obviously because we got everybody that's gonna be on tomorrow's scary-okay as our first scary-oke ever um super excited about it man we hope that you guys can pull up on us uh it's just ten dollars you got a 24-hour link you get to watch it so even if you have to work during that time when you get off work you still can watch the thing it's gonna be great i was trying to wait to cp it gets here but we uh we do have a prize for the winner of the karaoke you're gonna win uh basically a pumpkin full of goodies and there might or might not be a gift card or two in there so uh you know fifty dollars from target fifty dollars from there you never know you never know what to expect that's just like honking you're wearing a pumpkin you're just like just like a dragon full of treats okay cool cool gift cards cool that's what's up you want to give me my prize now or you want to wait i the prize change one more song matter of fact anyway pat i like those glasses hey wait what's the surprise i'm gonna wait to see pete get on here i'ma say it again look at his face tony you've been having that confused face for the longest man with the program you are on earth moving with the homies [ __ ] that's where you are right now now my daddy look when he just got it trying to get my setup together you know what i'm saying hey tony if you were a cartoon character would you be in the black beater every episode yes you just have like a whole water bag i pretty much wear a black white beater every day i got like 20 of them why not white i don't like the white one is it i don't like the white you're gonna be the [ __ ] you gotta be in black no i'm just playing i ain't because i never felt the white one yeah i'm precious why would the white one make me think of heroin use vietnam vet fear stains bleeding away the kid is scared when you get home wow just binge wow get scared when you get home was weirdly the darkest one yeah you know what i'm saying like maybe you're getting terrified with that you is still respected on the streets not really though that's like black air force ones you don't see people in there y'all keep saying that but y'all can't equate the black white beaded to any negativity specifically i just gave y'all nobody said wears it i've never seen anybody in a black tank top ever well if nobody wears it how does it have the negative connotation it feels like that nobody wants to be associated with it that's how bad it is that no one wants to be associated that's because y'all are coons because y'all training to hate blackness y'all are trained to hate blackness and you fail right for it that's the darkest one y'all don't want nobody i cannot lie i like them i have a drawer for like my i have two drawers with a black shirt and precious cares about the black community they don't make white white beaters with the same quality that they use for color white beaters like you can see colors be you can still see nipples in the white wife depending on let me tell you something a woman and a white wife beater oh all day that's a little bit peeking through i love a woman and a wife beater the nipple it's like you know you know how like in those asian movies those little like see-through things that people be getting dressed in behind me you'll see them that's how the nip will be like perfectly poking through every asian video game that's how the doors are to the dojo like like they may not look like paper towel that's been wet that's just fun that looks fun a woman in the tank top no brawl is the sexiest thing on the planet i agree no matter the size of the titty no matter the size of the matter that choice is is what's sick they could just sit in them ever so nice ever so nicely they nestle into the matter with the size of my teeth and they got everywhere on they look good in that white one now yeah and we take that bribe with the cream man [ __ ] hey you gonna get the real deal the real deal so do you tie them up in the shower and put them over one shoulder just so you can get everything crispy when you carry groceries do they like fall into the bags you gotta sort them in like a brawlish bowl of cereal y'all without getting burnt listen welcome to another episode of the homies man we about to go ahead and kick it off imma start with introductions ladies and gentlemen first up she needs no introduction you've seen them all over with the homie cena all over all deaf digital out here making fort worth texas proud you know what i'm talking about uh wait wait oh clip no clip okay i'm thinking about it i'm thinking about the smart word though shout out to fort worth stand up she from oak cliffs she had a special out call what happened to precious y'all make sure y'all check that out share the amazing podcast i'll call all these hoes with a guest host uh camira white and also cynthia luciene is all my thing as well ladies and gentlemen start clapping make a lot of noise all right for your guests tonight also uh karaoke contestant tomorrow precious thank you for having me i'm very happy to be here we got um we got detroit's finest his brother is a ventriloquist he's an actor he's a comedian he's a writer he's a director producer show runner i think uh our consultant or yeah he doing a lot of [ __ ] to make a lot of money ladies and gentlemen uh he's also going to be on karaoke tomorrow uh seven mile representative but he went to a good school you went to uh humphreys which was which one was the kitchen with school he didn't go to a good school talking to you oh no no what did you do behind yeah yeah i [ __ ] with seven mile but i'm from brightmore though but i feel like kishu kisha can't attest to this if a mile road represented the city it's not eight mile it's seven mile for sure that's all people from out of town though yeah all they know is eight mile but [ __ ] it's seven miles is the movie eight mile like y'all's friday no honestly i've never seen it so yeah it's not it's that's like that ain't your problem hold on hold on we're gonna address that in one second ladies and gentlemen please welcome back to the show my dog c i'm a i'm a puppeteer not a ventriloquist oh no community oh okay okay i had no idea you were a ventriloquist yeah no i've been trying cause they ain't gonna say it to your face but they're saying around you you better who the [ __ ] you know what i'm saying hilarious what's the difference between the puppeteer and the ventriloquist i move my mouth when i do my puppeteering so like it's really because i've learned how to throw their voice i don't throw my voice i just you know i do it for film so so do ventriloquists like look down on pep puppeteers like they they talking right in front of you yeah so like ventriloquists do it on a stage so like the whole thing is you see their face is still and then the puppet is talking so it's like a big deal you know what i'm saying like puppeteers do like we do like situational stuff with a puppet you know what i'm saying so you're not on camera and it's just the puppet right just the puppet yeah oh got it okay like sesame street huh jim henson is a puppeteer all those puppies you see on sesame street and kermit the frog and jeff dunham is a ventriloquist yes jeff dunham got it fantastic right okay all right like a hybrid go ahead uh next up ladies and gentlemen uh he's from chicago illinois one of the most beautiful uh deadly cities in the world um uh loved the city went there did a show and they stole melissa's purse neither here there the point i'm trying to make is they have a lot of great artists come out of there and he is definitely one of them he's a father he's a mogul he's a comedian actor writer put your hands together for the signings of tony baker i'm a mogul immediate mogul in the in the smoothie world you're highly respected in the smoothie world they don't know about me that's his purse yeah her purse got stolen in chicago and tahir keeps bringing that [ __ ] up to here guys shot in saint louis which is worse as a kid i got riches shot kidnapped set on fire all in saint louis which is what would y'all rather have yeah wasn't it but y'all rather grow up face saying chicago and st louis was a regular yeah oh it matters i feel like maybe we didn't tap into that side of tony maybe he has stories like that we just never asked the right questions i mean i witnessed the murder early on but you know that's neither here nor there all right who who's up next hey batman [ __ ] wait a minute tony thank you for that you become something after that you don't just see him murder and be like yeah i'm a comedian man no we we all come from somewhere tony tony told us a story when we were on tour about he was at his homeboy's house and then for some reason he just felt like he should walk around his homeboy's house and so his homeboy got up and started falling like what you doing tony turned around and punched his homeboy in the face for following him around his damn house it ain't even tony's house tony's a violent individual guys till he's working you're the grown man you don't follow a grown man rather than he wasn't a grown man precious he was just he was he was a kid he was a teenager there you do follow anybody around your house damn tony no but here's the thing he simplified the story man i was over there like staying the night and whatnot and when you stay the night of somebody's house for like the whole weekend you don't have to be on top of me let me give my little moment you know what i'm saying i might not have been able to go home you know you couldn't just go home when you was a kid you had to make sure your mom was home so you know i'm trying to get my little space i don't like to be overcrowded and i'm still like that and he kept following me i was like yo robert i gave him a warning and his name was robert t and uh i was like yo man why you following me around he was like uh let's see i was probably like this is probably like sixth grade he looked up until oh [ __ ] that changed the whole story loki yeah you know violent he's a violent criminal just last week so we was all violent as kids you know what i'm saying i used to fight everybody girls boys anybody can get it or i got yeah tony broke my finger last week so when he says girls anybody can get it first of all clear that up clear it up that's just clear you gonna clear it up when you get this bill from the emergency room how do i break your fingers when you would care if somebody one of y'all gonna pay this bill how did i break your finger though you got to clear that up because i got on the white beater you have to clear it i was about to say the white feeder ain't helping you right now this [ __ ] on that day i'm going to give you your entry right now you can clear it up lazy ladies and gentlemen she's also from detroit um a city that just needs as much prayer as possible um she built a college her her and three of her friends built this college but you can go there and you can get free paper and pencils ladies and gentlemen she's a comedian and an actor and a writer y'all put your hands together right now unfortunately detroit's home unfortunately [ __ ] she built the school [ __ ] you see i'm saying you can't help me you can't help them the disrespect wait a minute why did you why are you some people that you built to school like we live in africa or something like what do you mean barefooted no purpose he had shoes but she chose to be barefooted children our future what part of seraphina detroit are you from like what's going on hotel rwanda what is this i built it on seven mile what you mean what's the name of the school ah you wanna see your kids there actually you know your application you want your daughters no my kids living out here but i'm just like support black beach you know what i'm saying they all support like your own people they go to school all i've heard about is pencils and paper i haven't heard any curriculum or anything like this there is no curriculum do people do people in detroit have to build their own schools see what you did keisha and that's a great question he asked given the information that he has that's no listeners are here we have amazing wonderful schools you guys build your own cars we're very entertaining we do build our own cars yeah there's motor city we do build cars that's funny you can get a hot fresh car off the line like it's donuts or some [ __ ] that's crazy been parallel partnerships that's the first place i saw the uh the dodge demon was in detroit i was uh going i was hanging with my cousin and they was like literally just racing down the street a hellcat and a demon i was like god damn they really just be doing that hey it's a problem in the d right now they they the chargers and challengers like they going they like the police enemies you know what i'm saying like for real you know what i'm saying yeah they're going wow they can't catch them that's exactly what it is they can't catch them so they go they looking at cameras trying to come get your car yeah well next up ladies and gentlemen last but definitely not at least my co-host i'm damning that too scary chitchat and cereal um also uh death and scandal and lunchtime lotteries my brother from add as well ladies and gentlemen creator uh actor content producer director and musician and musical artist clothing blind designer sexual um greek i i don't know he got a lot guys out let's go i bought this just for tomorrow [Music] we we're just watching this this is really happening in real life and we was like we okay [Music] i do want to hear the giraffe noise i'm curious what they tell children giraffes say i want to know what the giraffe is talking about no no no the giraffe is just the neck of the the guitar your options are lion that's a bird that's a bird that's a bear you're gonna let him go i wish they would put me as the neck on that [ __ ] and not represent my voice appropriately but what noise do a giraffe make though i don't think they make noise they just i never heard a giraffe say [ __ ] they do make noise but the noise take a long time to get to the top of the neck by that time you didn't walk away already what's the noise what's the noise it's a tall horse it's like but by the time you get there obviously he's not talking just make that up somebody google it the whole anatomy is is is big fat tall long neck horse but you think the voice is all of a sudden hippopotamus all right fine let's go ahead and continue to say nothing they just look down yo y'all ever fear the giraffe i have yes actually at the balcony this [ __ ] is wild they got that long ass purple tongue coming in hot yeah where you at give me what you got you went to the wine safari i went to this uh this little out of africa place in arizona in sedona arizona yeah they got like this little safari in the beginning and then the whole place is like big cats did y'all step on the grave huh i'm tripping i'm thinking about on the right i went to the no you're talking about the one in malibu right precious i think i i haven't been but i saw it on tv and i want to go yeah i think it's um wait we were talking about giraffes how did you how did you get straight to did y'all step up on the great i don't know where the winery i don't know because there's a there's a giraffe at the malibu winery his name is oh oh okay i was like precious smoke so you know i was just gonna let it ride it don't matter baby i'm drunk but it don't matter i'm very functional i'm still family is he still there i went to that one and then um i had a giraffe actually wrote up on me in africa like that's why i don't think they make noise like he say nothing oh so he caught you slipping like he he snuggled right up on me where were you were you in a jeep thing with no windows um i did do that one but i was someplace else when the giraffe wrote up i did the safari um but they were kind of like far away the open jeep safari and then i was at like a lion park one day were you in the car or were you walking with the giraffe just rolling i was walking in a giraffe run up on me but i did do the safari that's like a giraffe the giraffe was able to sneak up on you he says a lot about your spider senses that's huge it was high yeah they don't make no noise so just some nuts just graze the top of your head what the [ __ ] [Music] what were you doing to be distracted enough for a giraffe hey i'm telling you they're quiet i just what was i doing i think i was taking a picture or something i don't know and then i just turned around like oh [ __ ] he must have been focused [Laughter] okay [Applause] [Music] that made me like giraffes even more like anybody if you humming through the through the serengeti just eating some trees in your damn business i like that that's the confidence that's the end of the day does your rather ain't worried about an alliance no they worried about lying have you ever seen like five lions jump on a giraffe yeah but that'd be like about anything they're gonna die it ain't too many things that can survive five lions but it seemed kind of wrong it took them a long time to get the draft down though i seen that video they had they all had to jump on them and lay on them and claw them down he was still all day tony they all they spend all day trying to kill something to eat it oh that's right they gotta earn every meal you know and when they go for a giraffe that means it was desperate measures trying to jump on a giraffe one line exactly that's gonna be a wall that sucks the lion i'm not bad it definitely it definitely takes more than one i got i've seen this one video this giraffe ran straight through a female line running he was running and she tried to jump at him from the front grand straight through his head man tough it kept it feel bad you ever see a lion get killed trying to kill some [ __ ] and you'd be like damn what he was trying to do was eat big ass horn through them it's usually the women because the women do the hunting yeah and the males just being the good that what you want from me you want me to die too that's crazy that every time you hungry you gotta chase something yeah everything's real that's why they don't eat a lot they'd be like man i'm tired i'd much rather be bitter wow that meal lasts them a long time back to the house yeah oh people saying what's up now i'm smoking a blunt um uh yeah tony so he got mad we were outside and he had that back that black beater wrong and uh i don't listen i don't know and he uh what kind of story is this he threw an object at me very hard and next thing you know my finger it like bent back and um that was it but let me get this straight tony x-men threw a what at you he went into a rain some type of an island that's why i started building schools in detroit because i was like wow to be fair tony's the nicest guy ever but you if you saw like an out of context picture of tony with his beard and a beater i'd be like oh he for sure breaks like scruffy yeah i don't get her nice uppercuts women half his size works the door at the motorcycle club [Laughter] you triggered him and he lost it and now she goes to the bill i gotta assume hey precious will have a [ __ ] in jail stat right that was so convincing hey say this say this in there he triggered you and he lost it you put the brown listerine on it this was like a week and a half ago the brown one is serious business man you can use the brown listerine for anything why if you get shot put some brown listerine on the bullet wound it's gonna cauterize the room and push the bullet out [Laughter] you're doing too much if you brush your teeth too with that like all you need is the brows not both yeah that's the cognac of listerine i've never even heard of this wait the brown one is is the most intense one that's the one that's serious ain't no game like if you got a two-face go to the dollar store and get that brown one then switch that [ __ ] around your dentist be so happy your dinner's like oh i see somebody's been on that brown yeah because the brown one ain't trying to impress you would taste good the brown one is like look i'm here to do a job that's it i'm not trying to make you feel better none of that tony what's the what's the brown uh personality what is it like like a janitor or something oh he come in there he coming out he coming in straight forward like a cleaner and a hitman movie he's like look you gotta get body in the back i'm disposed of the body i need y'all to shut the hell up don't ask me no questions i'll be done by six months yeah let the brown list ring just do its thing it's like harvey cocktail and pulp fiction his name is like jim shadow it's something mysterious you show up you know what i'm saying where can i meet you he'd be behind you already like oh yeah where's the body don't worry you you you definitely need vicodin you know what i'm saying man the big difference i want to know more about brown lizard it drives a chrysler baron brown listerine got a like a long time wife who's like fed up he's like she's like this is close to leaving him but she knows him the best if something ever happened to brown listerine i know his medical chart now this three take pills every day and one in a little monday tuesday wednesday thursday generic [ __ ] listening that's that's strong say it's something wrong for us usually you know you get to look i'll bring that [ __ ] hit you extra strong like bc powder [ __ ] and they never change the recipe you know [ __ ] back in the day like they realize oh we shouldn't be putting cocaine in coca-cola we're gonna stop that brown listerine since 1865. untouched johnson how much coke did they put in coca-cola a lot i don't know i i don't know a lot trust me i used to drink them [ __ ] they still got it everybody everybody look at you setting up a booty call look at keisha said double i gotta actually i gotta call him back really quick shut up fool uh oh she's returning no action in l.a i'm tired of keisha saying that dudes be shooting these shots she'd be shooting them down with the quickness man dudes do not shoot they shot in their leg oh did you just get shot in there the white boy with the braids yeah that's the shot no count man oh oh because he white would breathe he was like he was like yo life is short and i feel like i gotta shoot my shot i would love to take you out and listen to my mixtape together wait don't forget i could lose my job for this job and risk the holiday oh he didn't lose shot him there yeah like yeah i got tony tony old boy was talking he was like yo you know i just feel like a connection keisha hand just was like she stopped the medicines and she's like but i appreciate the confidence i'm saying if a black man approached me with that level of confidence that he had i thought this was a white man with braids it was a white male praise yeah they got all the confidence a white man with braids that says everything right there he really pitched his mixtape though yeah but to you it wasn't even special to me um he told me he rapped he knew he wasn't like flat out like hey bob i'm excited but he definitely was like you know i rap and i was like okay like all right he was like so i just want to know if i can take you out you know if i get your number i was like um you hit me on the ground just you know are we talking cornrows braids or trying to be like the um the pop smoke no the smoke down it was like that's it hey you know what i'm saying you can't name nobody else i'm sure i'm sure there's other dudes that be hollering at you on a regular basis i got life skills i got no courtney survival skills you don't have survivor skills if you're homeless yeah for five years you do i feel like that's another level of confidence to be honest they don't have budgeting skills but they've got survival skills okay i'll give you that but i'll say this if you are homeless and you're just kind of like sitting there as homeless people do hollering at a girl is wild that's a that's a that's next level what you have to lose that's when i'd be hollering the most what even if you got it decked out for like a couple lights a little candle you know we just like a clean face if it's a clean tent you know what i'm saying what's the date proposal it's like yo my body ain't got no home my personality just floating around you know what i'm saying like they propose is this open schedule you let me know what i'm always available i'm always gonna be all about you i'm always available for you and i mean they approach you confident as hell like a dude with a home you know why because they be looking at y'all out here screaming ain't nobody out here oh oh oh oh open hollered hurt we out here and that's why you gotta be specific a black man with a home okay that likes only one [ __ ] just logged off the zone you're getting two don't slept on the side on the weekend now that's too much to ask for the list goes on and ever since keisha been curling their hair she's been acting funny bro joint when she was doing a stranger with the head shots with the green tank top she was different bro but now with this this this billy holiday curl that she got right here she been acting like they had a curl and i'm brand new yeah wow i'm just saying yeah yeah that's all i loved okay you listen you already know i'm your kids godfather as soon as you have some kids you know i got you i got you pop babies you already know i feel sorry for them kids i'm the mama you the god daddy they today how was your day man how's everybody doing [Laughter] hey i still got that video footage from uh when we did the kev's birthday karaoke show in chicago last year i'm gonna post that some of that tonight some of it in the morning too was that there yeah because you didn't need a baker i don't remember you oh yeah that's the one we hosted the whole joint the whole night that was fun yeah man we kicked it i was just mad that they didn't appreciate scenario i was mad about that they didn't appreciate a scenario man they they didn't they didn't give her this just duke and i was given 110 so wait a minute scenario what's the prize for tomorrow to hear it as soon as i got on you said you was going to say it but you never said it oh [ __ ] i won that already cp uh you got a vocal coach [Applause] um the prize is gonna be a jack-o'-lantern it's gonna have um maybe a gift card or two in there it's gonna have some candy in there maybe some other treats in there but uh yeah it's gonna be candy wait a minute what's say it again i already said it twice cp you want me to repeat myself a third time bro gift cards okay huh all right now i just want to you know i just want to put my heart and soul into it that's all is everybody addressing it it's a 50 gift card from target in addition to everything else it's going to be delivered i'm kind of sick at target but okay what else okay cp what else we got in there man i'm excited uh here's the thing don't use the gif don't plan to use the gift card by itself use the gift card when you go to target you plan to buy some other stuff and you know you overspend about fifty dollars because whenever you go to target for one thing you never get that one thing you always overspend by at least fifty dollars and then you're gonna be like [ __ ] i got that gift card to use that [ __ ] you're trying to devalue the prizes so that my my opponents would be like maybe i shouldn't try as hard and then that's when i really sneak in whatever what else in that bag hey tony i ain't gonna tell you everything man come on that raises the stakes a little bit hey man listen but bring your a game it's gonna be some cool [ __ ] in there so just bring your egg there's gonna be some jewelry can we talk about the songs that we sing it or no i feel like i got three goddamn jams let it let it be a surprise the only way they get to see the songs is if they pull up it's just ten dollars man y'all got ten dollars to spend with your boy this is the first time we're doing this this is the first time we're doing it if it does well we we're gonna try to do this on on a monthly basis but we got to make sure that uh you know people are interested in it and i get it it's weird because y'all don't get to sing but this is where we at right now until the world opens up we can't do a whole lot of live events but when it opens up we're going to have you all in that this [ __ ] right here yeah yeah you do you need like a salt pepper shaker or something spice you look skinny as hell that's wild hey i'm motivated by bye-bye man you know have you heard about this pet the bob bob situation i have that's to hear right no but you have a listen spice said that anita baker is saying bye bob on that song every time i see that one of my friends changed their name they named you always got some cooler nails like man to hear something like a dope ass baby like well it was a baby name to hear just off the earth but it wasn't it wasn't and you were bob bob and you changed it to here is to hear your real middle name it's my legal name it is here it is what was your what was your like what were you doing i don't think to hear is this real middle name no no cause like i actually found out the first time we had to pay to hear and i was like robert moore but it was it was robert here more every time i tried it it was robert jesus what you had a dark and lovely thing you have to do don't you do that spice don't you just asking you know [Laughter] look like she should be on the dark and lovely box at cvs get the one with the girl with the blue shirt on give me that don't don't give me the wrong one the mature box grandma will buy oh this is this box right here with some image swooping in like this [Laughter] loki i don't know what kind of perm keisha got cause we was outside playing football all of 98 degrees and she just sweat out once the curls didn't move another don't make her stunt like that better than ultrafirm when i cut my hair all the way off everybody used to say that yeah i was a figure like why ebony muslims like her monika who you look like a tiger but nobody ever give me that and players club she was still from she was trifling though he was trifling let me out [Laughter] flourishing is a great word oh that's a great a low keto like i i definitely definitely hate how quarantine has affected like touring and comedy and stuff like that but like i um he should make that face make the face that she's making trying to put your eyes closed to the camera pull it that looked like one of them triflin ass uh police sketches they'd be like this woman is on the on the large and she killed seven babies that's how you use them [Laughter] [Music] [Music] she's in a lot of stuff she's real low-key he's good keep working though yeah i think i got the best man i think i got the best answer with the players club because yes something yeah you look like then yeah who is monica who i don't see it when i cut my hair short everybody said i was in the bathroom one time this old lady she's probably like 70. she was like you know who you look like i'm like she's not gonna say this she was like that girl i'm like booster that girl from players club but you know popular man they ain't give you the best man holiday in them that's what i'm saying i can't be mia i gotta be ebony i gotta be your cousin like yo best man holiday folded me up like that movie folded me up it was one of those movies when i saw it i was like i'm buying this on dvd man i never wanted to see that [ __ ] again i was not ready for those emotions it was good i didn't cry but it was good i fold i was out of here i i did i definitely felt something definitely felt something hey but you know what's crazy though is like like now that i'm older my daughter was telling me like like [ __ ] that i like tear up for be like giraffes and and like uh championships and [ __ ] i'll be like i get real hype about that and that that's like four years like you know what i'm saying like [ __ ] get drafted they'd be like crying what they did i'd be like oh [ __ ] you try to keep your eyes open so you don't blink that tear out there all drastic congrats y'all remember the nba draft last year acp i'm just gonna say it man you a sucker that's that westbound something some things you just stone face killer when i got drafted oh so when they picked you all right this this is your draft right how did it go all right so hi i'm the dude spice all right and so you went to chicago first right ah seven seven here we go all right so the san francisco 49ers would like to pick anthony adams he get the call first that was it let's go [Applause] he got the call about getting let go from the from the bears he was at disneyland or disney world when he got that call what was that called like oh no that's that's what i got that's when i got released that was a fire call that's a different kind of reaction yeah that's when i got released i was i was at the happiest place on earth getting the worst news ever yo spike wasn't even hyped on the roller coasters yeah i'm just out here in disney world what's going on baby huh y'all let me go you're gonna let me go let me go where yeah we just we're just gonna let you go from the bears uh spice let me go where though like where are we going you can go home to your family you can uh you can go to an assortment of places but the bears we're uh we're cut with cutting ties no don't no don't get no cheese on that don't with your family right now we all at disney world yeah tell the fam i said hi and uh that you'll be spending a lot more time with them and uh thanks for your service spice so you like i guess like i'm getting real like you're not calling to go nothing i'm sorry my phone is breaking up i got sprint hello we already hung up spike did you refer me to somebody you know the kids know that spice's energy changed after the phone he was on the road he was on the roller coasters like this combine [Laughter] y'all gotta let that go man [ __ ] that's a clown wait tony hit the roller coaster again real quick [Laughter] like a serial killer [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] dad you good yeah we having the time our lives right kid let's get on the small world after all oh hey we we want to go to animal kingdom hey that's extra yeah we got food in the car matter of fact we can all share that large fry everybody can get like two fries a piece i finally finished the last episode at three in the morning and i was like i couldn't go to sleep i couldn't drama on tv right now my um homegirl just did a zoom in baby shower her husband and baby girl that play i can't even think her name the young girlfriend to get turned out melanie or something like that not not his his homeboy is girl that really wanda yeah wanda she was on there right there friends or whatever and i just couldn't see nothing past like the crackhead in her and it was just like she hit it with that skate remember that oh oh oh it's about to crack up on it it's good you got to get a bonus spice bro it's one of the best pieces of content on tv right now it's like this the first season or it's like it's like three years three seasons [Music] if i watch it come on in a grown man listen in high school spikes had a beard a minivan and a breeze nick was already married on a low he was already in the league he was going to school in the day practicing with the nfl that's why the [ __ ] wasn't excited that [ __ ] had bills thank you coach i'm ready with a football helmet on yeah let me get that free i used to carry a bag with all my stuff because people used to steal stuff out of my locker oh snap in the nfl no no no i was like god damn hey wait a minute what's the deal with king ain't king like half geniuses and half like good ass [ __ ] yeah it's a weird ass mix that's what i gotta deal with a program cpla and do you know i never knew what it stood for so everybody used to just say color people learning anything like everything had a like i was in incident so it was like math science and applied technology and then we had cisc which was like center for international studies and commerce and then we had so boring don't nobody know what that [ __ ] stands for so we just like colored people learning anything that was like spice was in spice was in fla football lunch and act in the pool no we didn't have a charm class which was some made-up [ __ ] i don't know who did that it was just a bunch of athletes in there talking [ __ ] let's do this walker right now miss walker all you had to do was give her compliments you would pass just walking like a lot of my boys she was sweet on all the other football players don't be jealous you sound jealous it's like um you gotta take a test to get in unless you because you can't deny the neighborhood kids but they're in a different part of the school it was in a different part of the school and cp you went to muffer right it was the cash first bro listen to me dawg cass i came from bates and so when i went to cast man it was just like a baby it was like a world bro and i got caught up in being funny and i was hanging with singers i was skipping they was they was they just exposed me to a lot of stuff and i was just like man i was it just wasn't a good environment for somebody like me dawg like that [ __ ] i was i had like 65 absences one time in a class my mother was like crying at parent teacher conference i could [ __ ] me up she was like what are you doing i'm like i'm [ __ ] living life i'm fingering girls i'm shooting dice [ __ ] we skipped and we going down to the store [ __ ] i lost my mind bro it was too free it was true you went somewhere you were to wear a muffer i went then then i went to mumford and i was like oh [ __ ] these [ __ ] beat the [ __ ] out of you to catch you in the hallway let me just go to class you know it was just different [ __ ] wasn't laughing at my [ __ ] at mumford like that it was like yes [ __ ] like i couldn't do cat castles like sherman up so this [ __ ] like yeah i'm gonna go to south central and go to school there i can i can handle that offer it was better for me actually it was fun so so for the people that don't know is mumford or a rougher school mumford is a very rich he's not high gotcha yeah but it was it was more of my speed i guess like cash them kids they was bad but they were still smart enough to do the work i can't be bad and do the work i got to be one or the other you know what i'm saying like them kids was doing that [ __ ] i was like let's let's kill it guys [ __ ] that's crazy that you while about your freshman year is usually like your junior year or something like that but as a friend spice look i was jitting and you know how that [ __ ] goes like get you into like you know they was like oh come on come the second hour lunch now i'm here with the 10th graders in you know what i'm saying it's like it was different if you could jet bro you was that nick what is it what is that it's like a it's it's it's just the detroit dead i can't explain it where are you from pat l.a so it's like uh equivalent to y'all like sea water oh okay was it gang affiliated no not really shut up yo i saw i saw old cliff uh on uh forensic files precious that's what pressure's from just been gone for 10 minutes has literally been gone for 10 minutes where should we go she had another engagement she had already told me she was gonna have to dip around eight oh she didn't say bye nothing she just was like oh [ __ ] he literally dipped in the middle of the lap when he was all laughing hard she was like oh yeah dude dip down hip they never looked for her he was a police officer i let you know they really weren't [ __ ] with him the fact that carl had the whole police force at his dispensary and he was like [Applause] police first and steve urkel who could invent some [ __ ] to help y'all find her come on you know what's dope is that uh i know her and uh me and sabrina are friends with her oldest sister or younger sister i think it's her older sister she live right down the street a word i'd be wanting to ask like so you know what i'm saying what happened but i ain't gonna do that but i'll be wondering she started doing them flicks no she didn't she she didn't stay in the game she i think she just did did it once or twice then was like i feel like porn is one of the things where it's in you or it ain't yeah you might try and be like you know what no see you think sex is fun until it's your job didn't you yes [ __ ] it you get you got the whole you got the dude holding the boom over the bed and then the the sound guy in the corner ah yeah but he'll be like wait wait stop right there and then he he got to stop me hey only fans is ruining that because [ __ ] are just filming themselves now right because see only fans proves that all people want to see is naked [ __ ] special lights i don't like i don't like pov though i don't like i love povs i do not like pov man get it out of here you want to see the dude's face i just want to see the whole angle i just want to see what's going on i agree with that i agree with you gonna give you that pov get you the mindset like this your dick now [ __ ] that's not my dick let me you know what i'm saying let me be in the corner over here up in the corner is that your vision of pouring you in the corner like yeah do that because that's what i'm really doing it's not like i'm in visual oh this is me doing this now i'm watching y'all so let me be that guy cold-blooded freaks [Laughter] [Music] hey loki i always thought that somebody in the room watching two people having sex was kind of weird but now you kind of just put it like that that's who we are when we watch that's the point we we are in the corner of every point we've ever looked at we in the corner of the room nobody [Music] get right to it i don't want to see no people kissing and all that [ __ ] that's not what porn is for that's why virtual reality porn ain't gonna do nothing just get right through it i don't need to see no faces i don't know [ __ ] all that just you don't think vr porn's gonna take off i mean not when you look down and it's it's another you know saying like what the hell going on like they get it's like he got the helmet on so you're like oh [ __ ] hey they're here what what street did you grow up on growing up in east saint louis yeah 37 to caseyville paysonville 37th and caseyville 5 bob caseyville that's that's his porn name [Laughter] wait bye bye what paceyville the poor http it's it's your nickname and then the streets you grew up on so tony indiana i like that tony indiana opened this thing that sound pointless right there give me a mustache i'm out here or it's like it's like your nickname tony in the end cp four year before like the foyer four-year f-o-r-r-e-r what's your nickname pat well i said it patty patty hercules that's the street you was though [Laughter] and that will return later patty hercules that's definitely a poor name that is definitely hercules keisha your turn what's your name hello everybody just call you keisha when i was like when i was in middle school i like played basketball they used to call me half pint but half [Music] oh sure well i was thinking more like uh you know what they put in that uh power greens bag it'd be the kale spinach and chard that's your full name that's keisha's full name y'all keep showing in on the comments though they are going in yeah they are patti hercules is a hit they used to say they used to say it was your pet name and the street you grew up on yeah either so my bad one of my pets earliest past was pit stop so pit stop indiana you all sound like villains that's stopping through all your names are hitman names tony all of them tony indiana yo this is a guy by the name of tony indiana he's he's flying in tonight to finish the job to finish the and i mean uh spice i wish it was out here man i really want to get you on this uh yeah i just need to move to l.a man i'm sick of that hey tony tony say i gotta assassinate her schedule when i come out there he do he come in for the job and get on the flight that night he didn't even have luggage he just got a briefcase with his costumes he get off the plane he'd be like yes yes he do the job and bounce drivers in there yeah i got a heart out at six yeah he's like i catch a kitchen flight in 15 minutes but you you you 60 minutes from the airport i'll make it on time trust in the helicopter come in and pick him up he'd be hanging on the ladder posed up still late on with his suit he one leg hanging off the ladder one orange [Music] smoking a cigarette that's so funny i hate it once in here where jack is at the crib stop doing this jackets and shades you at home ah the rest of your clothes look at that just looking like look at this food here don't like being home if you keep your jacket on at the crib you want to be outside i just got back in do you be wearing jeans at the at the house he's been wearing hard bottom shoes in the house at the crew he'd be in the shower with hard bottoms i don't do that no more he got a goddamn valet ticket in his pocket right now he didn't he played the whole scenario we parked this car in the living room and just walked in here to do something i gotta go right after here i gotta we all got to have our shoes off and everything he pulled he pulled the camera he's trained on it he's putting gas in the car from the bathroom with his hard bottoms y'all said he was in he's in out at home denial he refuses to believe he's at home he's not i'm not at home i got a jacket on here walking around the house dressed like ll cool j from in the house this [ __ ] has his car keys in his hands in the kitchen [Laughter] you walk downstairs like see here bye bye how you doing here where is the restroom at it's hilarious he sleeps in this car man i'm convinced it's a really nice car tony [Music] he grabbed some clothes like hey what size you got this in that size [ __ ] that's yours you got a fitting room like your room you mean i can just get in there i got two items to try on huh i'm asking pat why is he drinking a white claw don't do that don't try to deflect okay i'll defend this all day white claw i used to i made fun of it three days ago and then two days ago i got it it's amazing it is not coffee no it's like it's like a seltzer it's like a it's a wine cooler it's lit it's literally not wine it's not white it's fruity goodness yo i used to love wine back fire though thought i was grown remember the bruce willis doing segregate golden wine cooler that was the song he was like see groom golden wine cooler y'all remember them saying eyes crooked eyes yes commercials had a dope commercial i don't remember none of that yeah of course you don't man i never drank them i feel like pat just spawned in existence like five years he just emerged 31. but here's the thing here's my theory i've since i've been a kid i just like asking questions so i feel like every single time something happens that i don't know i ask which makes me look dumb but i've noticed a lot of other people just let [ __ ] slide they don't know what they talk about it either that's why i commend you pat because you ask questions and a lot of people don't they just sit there in front and they don't know nothing i don't think i don't think pat is dumb i'd just be thinking like where was you at he said he's 31. yo pat was born the year batman came out with jack nicholson you're a freaking nature bro loaded up the year pat was born batman indiana jones the last crusade let the weapon three honey i shrunk the kids that's all pat's moving ghostbusters too wow same year he just knows he's a freaking nature i don't know what year any movie came out unless it came out this year or last year yeah i know e.t came out like the year i was born oh that makes sense yeah so that's uh what's that eighty three that's eight i think i really came out of eighty three only like nine ain't right yeah it might be eighty three i get confused on et the old ass movie i thought it came out that was crazy like that was a classic movie but since it came out the year i was born the older i get i look back on it like man it's just it ain't for me it's for them i think all of the movies that people say classic so like i there's a few things i haven't seen and everybody like oh you got to see it and then when i go watch it and i'm like this right here like what like juice i was in acting class sometimes oh my eps came to class and they asking all these questions he's talking about the whole process how he got cast in and everybody got these questions about scenes and i'm just sitting there like you didn't like juice juice and i watched it and i was like hey i'll tell you a butt classic you like juice or color purple everybody like green color purple but nobody can tell me what it's about i'm like is it slavery they like no it's just it's just what you just gotta see that [ __ ] is a miserable ass movie i used to run when that came on like oh hell no color purple is good though don't you understand it it's though america i was like okay i saw coming to america and i was like that was actually america was dumb what was you gonna say pat tony do you like a black and white film no it takes me forever to get into a black and white movie it takes me forever unless it's like sin city or something like cool with the black and white that's those are the classics like like citizen kane oh my god i saw that i was like yuck oh you guys what and they'd be like this is the best movie ever made get this [ __ ] out of here they were like that rosebud scene means some of that [ __ ] you had to see it back when it was what it was i think everything that came after it is just better you know better yeah watch movies from the 90s because the quality of the film is so trash like compared to now but there are movies that are so good that they stand the test of time if you're understanding like you can go back and be like for that time that was still really enjoyable right but then there's just like i mean maybe it's a it's a time limit on that and citizen kane is too old but it was it was zero connection the godfather holds up the first one i gotta watch the first the first two godfathers hold up extremely well they couldn't be made yesterday [Music] on the journey what happened what's going on i just keep picture to hear with her bottoms up from the shower so he definitely wears hard bottoms in the shower i was on tour with her here he come out of the bathroom i got really excited but let's get back to keisha though she disrespected jews and i'm not just gonna let that slide this just wasn't that good it just wasn't i guess i'll give you the second half we kind of went off the rails and believability but that first half is perfection it just didn't do it for me my cousin used to watch that now coming to america and yeah it was one where everybody was like you got to see and i watched and i was like okay that one was good uh i think i felt like juice would have resonated with you you didn't know [ __ ] in detroit like bishop here don't do that bruh don't do that don't you didn't know [ __ ] that just want to ruin a good time because you were having it and they weren't you know if you've been shot on here raise your hand exactly oh see guns on your ass crack after you got shots in here you have a two drink minimum at the crib what it just won't settle down he's like i wouldn't lay down but you know i got something else to get to he'd be full sleep fully dressed that's not true this is true he'd be cooking full meals in a winter coat boots didn't you get your toes done today i did spread them joints man yeah let them feel the carpet right there poor random asian woman hey hey real real question though are there freckles on your feet there they go down to like my ankles i don't have a lot on my feet there's a cut off i already got i only got like like like six or seven on my feet what if they cut off clean pat like it was just a tan line like a tan line it just perfectly cut off when his pants stopped like he had dipped him in the freckled machine holding by his feet like this [ __ ] had on socks when he went in the freckle machine [Laughter] i was supposed to have these socks on god my bad gotta be talking about us like we puppies i got a short one stocky freckles he's sweet as hell that's a good breed it's a good breed here are your feet like the least freckled part um they're one of them yeah hey this but they're literally everywhere they're on my hands like if you look closely you'll see fraggles everywhere they're all my hands but you don't notice it like ears everywhere that literally all over my body your body was trying to be dark-skinned so bad but everybody didn't want to participate all the other skills it was like it was like trying to start a car and they wouldn't do it that's what was happening so what did i say it looked like again i said your face looked like uh wireless coverage from verizon when they put the little chart up yeah oh the map the minnesota all right i'm sorry with a bag of cinnamon tony baker what is wrong with you are you in the comments look out man he ain't supposed to be in there at this point that's our spice losing all that weight he getting them hearty ass good laughs in yo what what shirt is that spikes is that your brain no this is uh dj dj facetime he would like that knife wonder nfl stories spice give us a give us some on the road stories yo spice tell pat the story you told me about the the dude that rock you oh man oh [ __ ] any story that start with that gonna be a good one hey man i'm gonna tell you right now spicy you sound like a sucker he [Music] [Laughter] dawg i'm on kickoff return and i like i like pride myself on like getting good blocks and pancaking people all that stuff this baby was a bear no i was with uh san francisco okay and so this was the time when you can set the wedge so you can set a three or four man wedge so it's like a bunch of other three pound three three hundred pound guys with me so i had this guy by the name of aaron francisco he was a safety he's probably maybe 200 pounds maybe he might be 201 but it don't matter doc i'm i'm 300. so whoever coming down everybody get knocked out like it used to be people from other teams talking to our special team coach like that number 91 dog hey he's hey yeah yeah watch out for him no he'd be head hunting so anyway i see like i'm watching film on my all right this is a good player all right you know i did my little research on him i'm like ah yeah but he's about to get it whoever he is i don't care what he is he ain't wearing my color so he's about to get rocked so they kick the ball i go set up the little wedge or whatever and i'm like i'm like this like because i'm i'm like i'm looking at him setting it up like i don't see him like yeah i'm about to rock this boy so he come down the hatch they put the craziest dude by the way so he come down like a missile right the ball over there like he's coming this way he could have veered that way to the ball but he came straight towards me and i'm like oh this idiot this dude is about to get crushed so i'm still setting him up right so i turned around this dude came and hit me dog boom and i was like all right that's a good one but i was going backwards thinking about this like that was a good one usually i go four when i hit somebody so i'm like damn like i'm really going this way this time and so i like i like flipped over like this to try to make it seem like i pancaked them and dude man i just i couldn't feel my nose and i guarantee you i had a concussion because i went to the sideline and i kept asking i'm like dawg did y'all see that did you see that did you see both of them hit me it was just one dude it was one guy i was like did y'all see both of them like is that legal i'm like dawg is that legal like can you can two people like they got the same number do y'all see that hey like how 47 and 47 hit me at the same time hey he was like hold on a second i got a car the ball is tipped [Laughter] oh yo spice was asking these questions at the other team sideline he was like did y'all see that like hey man you're on the wrong sideline i thought my nose was off my face like i kept doing like this like i feel like but then i was looking for him like every other and the whistle would blow and i could like barely get to him i die ah like i was trying to get him like the rest of the game and i just couldn't it was just like he hit the ball when he hit you no i i'm blocking for the guy who got the ball he supposed to go and tackle him but he wasn't worried about the tackle he was just worried about just i wanted his whole thing is to knock somebody out every game and it just so happened unconscious yeah however it happened unconscious laying down thinking about something did you go to the floor like what did he knock you down no i went back but then i like flipped yeah yeah you fell yeah we was watching it in the film room right and they kept rewinding it like every time i got hit so this all this all you saw like the hope for like it felt like it's like five straight minutes but it's probably like 30 seconds he was like this is what we don't want right here and i was like this if [Laughter] i'm like all right man all right oh my god that's wild right nobody wants that to happen yes cp did you please happens to the best of us man everybody get there i play the basketball and baseball in like middle school but then when i got to high school i was doing like martial arts and little [ __ ] like that really soccer man marshall aren't you a sucker i did martial arts martial arts is fun no no my name is chris hey i know i i went to bates and then i went to cass but you were protecting a [ __ ] with a ball see i was the martial arts in high school getting paid on the side kicking [ __ ] in the alley you didn't know [ __ ] i could have been a power ranger you don't know i went to king my name is spice yeah [Music] people used to rise locker yeah i was 300 pounds [Music] [Laughter] oh yeah fat ass king [ __ ] [ __ ] y'all they had a good ass football team full of athletic fat [ __ ] running back fat quarterback fat receivers fat they just out there just running [ __ ] ass falling out their pants and [ __ ] just king [ __ ] just eddie man [ __ ] i knew about king [ __ ] there's the recruit at the grocery store hey young man let me highlight every time we had a away game at mumford osborne denby anywhere the coach would make us roll the windows up on the bus because they'd be throwing glass bottles at us dog whoa coming king and cass they're like these good ass schools these [ __ ] had like uh they had adidas jerseys our jerseys was like brought to you by mama's coney island on sit round yeah shout out to king man you see they players at halftime flipping meat on the grill you know you by the stakes hey kid with the chili cheese fries you think about playing football get in the van they was just recruiting kids hey kid with the funnel cake other coaches watching it the next day where you can hear from kid by the stakes i tell you about he's a bad [ __ ] i told you good birthday prove it from a [Laughter] [Music] hey i gotta have you on some [ __ ] man damn out man bud is the best did you see charlie the uh the coach i did the fat lineman coach yes yeah man yes hilarious thank you that that [ __ ] character right there was crazy [ __ ] but man can people find that anywhere cb yeah yeah that's on adult swim uh website that was that was that was the dawson we did i put the uh yeah that's just so funny you were talking crazy as hell on that show yeah brother that's why i like [ __ ] with a dog swim they let me just [ __ ] i was saying some ill [ __ ] on there and we and we and we blew his head off oh yeah he died but it was a robot and then you got to see it it was it was this is some wild [ __ ] it's unreal did you write and create that or did they they they tell you the way they wanted to go and you just you kind of came up with that no no no i this was like you know they kept telling me like push the limits you know adult sunday like man make it weird make it funny make it you know it don't have to be that kind of story it could be you know what i'm saying they just you know they let us just push push push god damn there bro yeah we were shooting at like three in the morning man i was on energy drinks i felt high as hell and i was high as hell after the game go down to green's barbecue that's my joint man oh [ __ ] don't swim me it don't swim as random as hell because right now they got like jazz songs on their website they they're like pushing and promoting like it's the most random [ __ ] ever on that on that day why is everybody on their phone get off your goddamn phone hey good man man to be fair i was i was texting brandon back about tomorrow and i just put the link i put the link in the chat i was posting the flyer for you y'all see the outfit i got on in that last post yeah tony's last post was two hours ago fact check it out no i just posted look out this [ __ ] this weak ass bakery shirt i don't know what that means and that's what i'm be wearing tomorrow for the show so that's not a costume that wasn't that wasn't that wasn't a connection wait so so do we have to wear a costume [Music] you're not going to win keisha i don't have no costume you're not going to win monica calhoun monica county i should come tomorrow that's exactly who i'm pulling up at [Music] from get down um the link expires at seven o'clock so you won't be able to get an after set after seven o'clock so get your tickets early um don't wait man just ten dollars man go ahead support a young black business we always try to do things differently you know what i mean yo where are we shooting it at the bunker yeah the ball okay it costs a call she was sent out you ain't get the call [ __ ] i know you got it because i saw your name on the car she list wait i got to call a sheet about shooting something tomorrow but it wasn't for the uh maybe it was the phone different all right i got two shoes tomorrow so i hear y'all about the patreon i got some new [ __ ] in my patreon too patreon man it's tough it is they want that content and they need it mm-hmm yeah man that's why i'll be working so much i'm trying to make sure everybody gets there let's be quiet what's up take your jacket off man that's like he's trying to explain why he had that jacket he tried to come in that's why i wear my jackets because you know the patreon content that's where my biggest jackets at the house man relax we're fearing that man i'm ready i'm gonna re report this last picture you just posted i'm gonna report it hey man look out cause instagram will shut my whole page off oh really really yeah come on ever have a heart vibe yo i'm not winning around the block before we go you're not festive i just don't be dressing up for all the ways i missed here but it's scary okay i could beat you here just freckle up and then just come in and put some hard bottoms on and get them here and some shades and i'll be from bose on you got to have like bose speaker around your neck with oh yeah definitely shoot i really gotta it's in the back it's where the um keep yourself we gonna do it at the front oh okay by the fireplace we're gonna have the bar set up a couple chairs set up for y'all could come with your plus one and all that is it's gonna be cheap yeah it'll be really good i don't i don't think you need one but uh we could we can uh we can pretend yeah okay you know i'm excited my vocals is chocolatey and low-key uh tony and i are officially uh trained professionally by the celebrity by celebrity vocal coach most definitely man so uh shout out to stevie mackey we out here i haven't vocaled up i haven't been the same since vocal listen i've been hitting my notes better it's more crisp more confident i'm out here man i'm ready for my album debut out i've been writing i've been writing with uh you know jonathan um you know jay maxx what i call him uh you don't even know his name man his name is steven stevie mack no he talked about somebody else oh yeah yeah yeah what are we talking about we talking about stephen me and babyface got a record coming out two weeks that i ain't even started promoting yet really because i mean he was like really pull the plug on our promotion let's drop a surprise i'm like well i'mma tell zuma he's alright we'll tell them but that's it so y'all can look out for that me babyface produced by kenny edmonds i got a smooth jazz album out right now you could you could do interludes you can introduce the next album but you can't see him so that's that's the way for the uh i work straight at all i could have been the voice [ __ ] to me i got a spoken word ep coming out and it's called uh my mic is no longer hot yeah and you got another one coming out called i'm a sucker volume one the sucker tapes featuring the hit single meet me by the stakes when it all began by the states [Laughter] antonio francisco wait aaron francis and that's why i ain't got no regrets oh his head gonna be barely hanging on by a thread wait i don't know how his hat stay on man loki when growing up me and my friends had a theory [Music] we had a theory that his skull had a growth that was like this school girl no he had like an extra extra head over here so everybody was like how does he do that but it was really recovering you know [ __ ] got that perfect head that could just catch a hat real good yeah [Music] i'm gonna grab a hat and see i see if it can stay on i'll be right back go ahead let's do the ti test because i was always impressed by that you know me i was like he got like 30 000 extra swag points just from that before he rapped it was like he was hanging on and [ __ ] was just like he's moving his head how is he doing that because he was like it was like his hand it was like a crown almost you know what i'm saying you think about king of the south the way he works that was that was before he called himself the king of the south so it was almost like a prophecy of the king itself for [Music] tony you gotta go uh you gotta lean harder than that gotta be you gotta be real obnoxious and then it got to be in the corner of your eye socket wow oh wait now you got it oh see it wouldn't happen to t.i ti should be so tight the headphones would have broke wait move a little tony wrap a little i got it y'all got to go you don't know me you got it you know me real stiff right now you got to get some head movement in there i don't know spice i don't know you're that's a good it's the baldy man that's damn near sideways the baldness holding on to the hat dog yeah i think so bro i think that hair is just it's yeah that [ __ ] like dead grass that hat just i got the natural juices and berries man yeah off top off top tape [Laughter] oh yeah damn tony yeah tony can we get a you know me he can't do the move me i don't think he can hear us but this is very effective all the rapper movements right there i hear y'all yeah it's all all in the hands this is actually this is actually pretty it's pretty good uh to hear can you join in here or what's going on there's no need for me to do it i know i'll win my head my hair's going to help me though i don't have the ball just so my hair is going to help okay maybe when you get home maybe you'll do it when you get you're going to have to participate pat could do it you put it up on on that yeah i don't even know i could literally have tree branches he'd wear it like this it'd be halfway off his head toward the back and he do what he do this a cup oh yeah so i can't do it without hair without hair my hair my hair goes just like that it's a it's a straight fall off like that you love me that's crazy i i literally didn't think that i was the only person that could do that until bob [Music] it all comes back to bat bob what is wrong with you spice [Laughter] your kids get tired of you today like dad enough [ __ ] ah i think we get it jesus i'm driving the car up and down the driveway we get it do they understand everything that's going on that you be doing all the characters and all of that yeah man i'll be coming in the house dressed in a whole orange outfit they'd be like oh hey dad shoot the video huh huh where do you get your clothes from it's this little spot over here in milwaukee man at the mall i'll be going up in there they'll be like oh we got we got a sale going on for you man i'm glad you're here hey i was like i'm just like old clothes you getting from him to somebody or what i i thought somebody had died and he had a lot of suits he was able to do my thing with these i got him from mr allen's dog you know you get that two two four you can't get enough you gotta get them [ __ ] at uh what's that city slickers downtown um i know they got some they got some stuff up in there they got some seven days type stuff up in there too no you a big [ __ ] when you get your suit from the gym shoe store oh yeah they got some nice air suits in there nike tank three eggs they're real nice yeah that's hey that's when you know when you get your suits in the three x they ain't got no numbers on them that's just so funny bro i don't know about mr allen's though miss you could come up and mr allen but it wasn't the two first though the two first had a section see this was the store where they they offered all these two first two for fifty two for fifty two for fifty but when you get there that section of shoes be [ __ ] that you don't want but then they got the real [ __ ] too then [ __ ] is 175 for them jays but the two of people are you already there right and so you dragged your grandma down there 250 let's go down there but ain't [ __ ] for you in 250. and then that's right you just summed up black friday you can get some nike cortez for the two for fifty yeah i mean i guess he's about to get no air ones for the two for fish that was uh did y'all have shoe carnival in detroit hell yeah [ __ ] that was a shoe corner all day they didn't i just bought a pair really yeah let's see him get him i have something like 12 grand here here got some lugs too i was just about guaranteed here has current birdman lugs yo everybody be honest right now how many of y'all have some love no oh no nobody everybody's indeed bro you can't get away with no love [Applause] anybody anybody who stops the room and is like y'all are lying supreme i wanted some lugs though i remember wanting some looks but i didn't like they were like in [Music] between what was it 310 motorsport they used to always be in like the source magazine and there was some [ __ ] out here like the shoes like the whole thing was the shoes like had wood grain on them the 310 water sport look great because i always thought they were horrible i was like who the [ __ ] is wearing these for those damn businesses no i never they was 39 yeah new balance is comfortable new balance to this day is the most comfortable shoe i've ever worn that's hilarious those were like the substitute teacher uh [Laughter] they're comfortable i get why the sub had them because they super comfortable every teacher had new balances on and then they became cool all of a sudden yeah they super comfortable man you get it done in the new balance did y'all ever have the shoes with the spinners on them no those are dadas that's what tony had yeah that's that's what that's what's happening i didn't have though he shoulda had a look like she used to only wear k-swiss that was her thing oh you got the spice atoms out you got to keep a crisp parakeet swish you didn't have to you didn't have to hey i got a purifier i got a pair of monarchs bro that's like crazy like designer like on some fancy [ __ ] yeah dawg you don't want me to go get my stash you got some codes show me your code is monarchs go get your comments right back is that is that the name of those things hey i'm gonna be right back how old are we there's everything i can compare nike monarchs they just ran to their closet their favorites right that's adorable that's that's what that nike is called the monarchs yeah i always call them the spices because of spice adams yeah i hate k swiss because they curl up i hate the curl up i hate the commercials they curl up like the wicked wheat to the which which which got the house landed on it you can't wait for the east when she curled up that's how k swift's curled up hey k swiss i hated that commercials too and this was popping back in the day i wear my k-swiss at the park i want to get them again right now they still sell them in some spots yeah they definitely brought them back out last year i haven't seen them this year whoever had a dope little shoe out back then um [Music] i had that gary payton glove and i just got it because i thought it was dope but like that was one of the most difficult shoes to like really flex with it had the zipper and then it had the little red things on the inside but you had to pull the glove all the way down to even see i was like this shoe stupid i don't know why i got this [ __ ] ain't it that damn sweat i got it hey how did you how did you dress in middle school did you have like sweats and jordans ready to fight yeah oh i was like um i definitely had jordan's air max's uh i was a tomboy so nah nah not just the feet the whole fit explain middle the whole thing i didn't really wear sweats though i would always wear jeans like that was back when i guess jeans was popping and i'd do like a button-up like tommy shirt or something um uh baby fat jacket with the fur i [ __ ] hate baby fat what is that a penguin only the girls that was uh that just got pregnant was wearing that at school that was a pregnant girl's jacket at school hey i had like like in middle school nautical jackets the nautical jacket with the nautical down the sleeve the puffy um like tommy coat um what else i mainly used to wear jeans jeans and like either like a polo style shirt or [Music] the guest jacket like the jeans in the jacket i was a time boy though but okay that didn't none of that sounded too horrible what was like the worst thing like this okay i'm too cool for school for me man i need the fumbles it's [ __ ] fights don't tell me that was you that's that was the heat he was bringing man you don't get the goddamn hot wheels out here hold on put them back up put them back up that's like that's when somebody got the flame on that cane i told you i was bringing some heat yeah these these was them boys [Music] right respect respect respect hey look at these i never wore these before i got these uh these these they gave these to us as a rap gift on detroiters can y'all see that oh snap uh i was on these dudes hey not the bus driver force bro you have the i'll see what it is come on man we got sponsorship never gonna convince us bro you had low bottom lugs yeah i definitely had the little top joint i was trying to find the exact ones i had but i can't find a picture of them rocking man you see these cats wearing this man they'll kill you those are chairs they're like bowling shoes okay all right so good what the latin king hey y'all know what that's what we doing to here hey y'all know it's getting cold out here in chicago but you don't you don't want to lace him up you just want to strap him you got the mentally disabled stretch so concerned yeah what you got to do hold him down how you saying hold up [Music] those are like the reddit uh snowboard shoes oh [ __ ] okay okay man that's all he wears it's rare that you see pat outside the slide this is not so limited edition you can get them everywhere nike pat will direct the feature film oscar world hey tony put the nugs back up real quick hold on let me come on down to the yacht they're gonna turn it come down to the yacht hold on let me queue up some good ones hold up hell yeah man y'all see what a hey tom what if you got to go ref somewhere right oh man knock the doctor's appointment sixes y'all cd hey baker yeah what if you got a referee somewhere patrick he got the charity games forced she got the intramural the intermural scenario all right let's let's go ahead and wrap it up man we wrapping nothing up to here man take your jacket off damn man we just get started with the jacket oh gosh now let's not wrap it up i like talking to you guys here at home so you know you got to go outside lock up let the janitor in lock up yo but on the real though i tony is that what you was wearing uh i was kind of fading out of lugs at that time but uh yo those the bike shoes yeah as you hook into the the pellet time seven yeah we all here i'm sure the line was long for those [Laughter] [Music] drops all right let's go um let's go pat i'm sorry let's go spice keisha cp tony pack hey thanks guys for tuning in again make sure y'all tune in the next time we probably gonna be on tomorrow again but make sure y'all go and get some merch and um uh and shop that it's a period after that and then spice adams dot c-o-m that's c as in cucumber o as in outstanding and m as in uh uh must muscle and um and and i got a new mic so i'm pretty sure this sounds very clear to you guys and uh you're welcome all right keisha um thank you guys uh also thank you to maurice tj ain't [ __ ] honest jose martinez and kevin um yeah and i guess i'll see y'all tomorrow thank you to here for having me on um make sure y'all tune in tomorrow so y'all can see them catch this l on the karaoke you know on the scary up on the sk my costume just came in today amazon just delivered my [ __ ] fresh off the press i'm ready listen y'all really quick when i used to hate halloween because i had to wear the same costume i was a bumblebee from [ __ ] second grade to fifth grade all because i didn't grow right it wasn't even like we didn't have money to buy a new costume all my siblings got a new costume my mom was like she could just be the bee again and i [ __ ] hated halloween i have not dressed up halloween in forever so tomorrow's gonna be a good time y'all come out it's gonna be a blast it's gonna be a blast thank you for pulling up cp what you got for him bro man uh i said i'm doing this karaoke show tomorrow with uh pat and to here um i don't know if y'all know them but y'all should pull up uh they got a podcast about how scary the internet is and so we're gonna scary okay it's karaoke but scare is dope it's very innovative what they're doing over there um also uh you could uh buy my merch at um cpworldstore.com a lot of reggie bow stuff a lot of water reggie stuff is that i appreciate all the cash apps this evening uh let me run through it real quick what is jose martinez thank you dean thank you as well uh lebaron popcorn world i sent you the flavors man i mean hey okay we didn't we didn't did we didn't did chips we didn't we been eating chips uh who uh no i'm just i'm just playing but no seriously i need that please uh uh chevy vega i see you and uh tj ain't [ __ ] he said for putting up with spice gave me a couple of dollars tj ain't [ __ ] you know what i'm saying hold on somebody uh somebody uh who was it never mind all right that's it uh follow my patreon at comedian cp everything comedian cp uh you're supporting you know what i'm saying peace all right um tony baker what you got for him oh yeah i'm glad you asked here uh i'll be on stereo here tomorrow night bringing you all of this from the 80s and 90s and then now it's gonna be a good time pull up um don't forget tony baker and friends the comedy special is available now click the link in my bio and get it today also you can buy my merch uh everything from tony america that you will ever need is available now go to tonybakernow.com i got ringtones comedy specials shirts and merch everything you need don't forget join me on my patreon so i can make some money for what they can do think about that shout out to here and uh shout out to everybody that sent me a little money on the cash app look at bryce jose martinez dan the baron tj [ __ ] able king thank you so much oh i'm blessed to be blessed all right i'll pass the mic right over to patrick jay weird that i enjoyed that [Laughter] 94 7 the wings soothing as hell introduce a song tony is it my turn yeah all right um i would just i would just like to say thank you uh to hear for having me on and to the everybody who watched thank you so much um i'd also like to thank all the people who sent me monies to do stuff uh as as a lot of uh people who follow me know my cash app is strictly for the village it is um dollar sign cloud village and i only spend money on the village so i only spend money on games and stuff that will go into my own content so i won't appreciate everybody who said i don't know if i could everybody but you know april uh tj [ __ ] lebaron luca everybody who everybody who um sent me stuff everybody who uh supports me period but uh my biggest ask is that you guys uh pay for a ticket to see scary okay which is uh premiering tomorrow night at 7 00 p.m pst uh it is hosted by myself into here i'm sure sorry i'm sure she has his own version of this that he's about to do but that's the whole point of this zoom meeting get your tickets we're going to be showing off these classically trained vocals uh in costume it's going to be a lot of fun and it's covered so you guys have nowhere to go responsibly anyways uh so yes thank you guys hey i don't think all my guests are pulling up i always want to thank the boy mods for holding it down getting all the descriptions uh the link is in the description it's also pinned in the chat right now uh posted a couple times in the chat to the people that have already purchased tickets thank you guys so much i want to give a huge huge huge shout out to the rewatch game appreciate y'all and of course a huge shout out to raiden intimate and as well as popcorn world go to both of those sites uh buying everything that's possible to be bought i want to give a huge shout out to april taking the stage tj and [ __ ] lebaron adam at rated intimate jose rtrt again and somebody else said just uh luca bryce thank you so much shout out to the nike monarch uh you know saying making a comeback thanks to spice adams um and that's spicy i mean as pat said man we we really really really appreciate you guys watching but we really want to push this show tomorrow it's only ten dollars guys that's all we actually do just pull up ten dollars the great thing about this is not at a bar so you don't have to spend another twenty dollars on drinks uh and you have to worry about nobody stealing your seat you can participate i got the song lined up i just sent that over to uh one of the producers the songs are gonna be phenomenal okay and everybody's gonna do an amazing amazing performance so please please please get your ticket right now pull up the link is gonna expire at seven o'clock tomorrow do not wait to the last moment to get your ticket because you're gonna miss out you got it for 24 hours so you can watch it over with your family and friends invite some people over however you want to do it it's gonna be a great time thank you everybody for watching tonight i appreciate y'all shout out to the scary squad uh shout out to the more mob i appreciate y'all make sure you check out the new episode of wording this heart right now with tim uh chaturang soo i think i said that right an amazing amazing episode super funny uh whenever we get spice out here for longer than eight hours we're going to get him on the episode of working at part two and we're looking out for the rematch between me and tony baker when i show him who's boss when that dropped to here hop when that drop we might move it up bro we might move it up man you know what i'm saying we might move it up uh but it's gonna be a great time thank you all so much for supporting and watching and we'll see you tomorrow and next week peace guys

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Published: Thu Oct 29 2020