Zooming With the Homies (ZWTH) EPISODE 118

you know about me because i'm gonna be late so that's how i could very beginning i've always been like that this is the very beginning i'm very i love that i'm seven minutes late constantly because seven is the perfect amount to be late because like seven you're not mad but you've noticed but like ten you're mad eight you're mad five you know whatever seven sweet spot for being late nobody will care you perfected it like it just speaks so highly of everything else that i've learned about you i feel like i'm doing mukbang because these [ __ ] wings are right here and i'm definitely going to keep these we better go to work that's what we do i saw i saw leslie joe's tearing up them wings okay yeah i had an address change i'm sorry about that i was i was gonna record this in studio but um the something was going on with the system so we i just decided to do it at home gotcha okay yeah that's always that that's a lot of pressure well i'm sending comedians wings and making sure that order right he'll be like oh man oh thank you you killed it it's perfect it's more than i asked for it's wonderful thank you all right let me uh let me get bt i always send the link to the wrong address for bt because i got three different addresses on file for him so let me forward this and then we're gonna get this thing off off and running you know what up jack good evening hi all right i'm lacey nice to meet you nice to meet you lacy all right we're about to get it going man as y'all piling y'all already know what the deal is go ahead and hit that like button man we got a fantastic show for you guys uh takara already hit me a little bit in advance let me know she's gonna be running a little behind she just had the last minute production meeting so until you get here we're just gonna have a good time man rock out with you guys so y'all know how we get done um bt is on his way just sent him the link we got a couple announcements tonight overall it's gonna be a fantastic show and uh yeah man just strap in uh so just synthetic almost just type fantastic cuz i just said it i'll be doing that [ __ ] a lot anyway man um we're gonna wait to bt get in here as soon as he hops in we're gonna go ahead and get this thing started man um super excited about it man i am finally taking some time off daily word i know you've been going hard man you're going hard to paint where you going uh i'm gonna go to vegas um and uh family's flying out we're gonna be out there from the 24th uh 20 to the 28th and then we're gonna spend me and the immediate family we're gonna spend like two extra days out there and then the 30th through the first our friends are coming like three couples are coming out there we got another house and we're just gonna camp out there you know oh y'all about to do why did i get married that's a lot to hear quite three everybody getting tested before because i we got the tickets and no i'm not sending anybody their tickets until they they show me that they're negative so that's real like like i told you i take one i'm damn near every week so i'm staying in kc from basically christmas through new year's i'm driving up i believe in jesus thank you don't need to be at work we need to be at home get having the babies oh why are we voting and [ __ ] we need too much like y'all asking for two months right now can't we greedy as hell go vote you and georgia go vote again you know i love being this kind of woman i did date someone who's like if i didn't he's like you know you don't have to work and i was like i've been waiting for this my whole life before i realized i didn't want that i'm like this is what i've been dreaming about jesus be careful with your [ __ ] i'm two things one georgia please please go vote stacey abrams has been out here stapling registration voter registration to damn hookah menus and and in between the booty cheeks of everybody at magic city uh please please go vote for her uh second to hear are all the couples who are it's just a small group of y'all and y'all getting tested so i'm not shading you but the couples who are coming are y'all all on solid foundation could it be why i get married too like is anybody like in danger no no we all we we all we all want solid foundation this is like our family so we good out here we're good we're good why are you mad you're like i learned so much about lacy earlier today because we filmed the episode of her podcast which we'll talk about later in the episode but man when i tell y'all lacey is hilarious and she's with all the shits uh y'all gonna see that's all i'm gonna say y'all gonna see that lindsay is with me i love crime oh you know all right well let's go ahead and get it off man um welcome to another episode of zooming with the homies man this is the wingstop wednesday edition we do it once a month man i want to give a big shout out to wingstop for always hooking us up uh providing the flavorful chicken the most flavorful chicken uh make sure you hit them up on postmates door dash um any and everything that they're on shout out to texas because texas gets it right with the hot lemon i think they call what did they call it the cowboy style yeah but we cowboy had lemon but a little birdie had a meeting earlier we might be trying to bring it back nationwide like earlier hey man hey listen don't threaten me with a good time if they need me to come up today first one i let know i promise as soon as i get the green light but i'm trying my hardest there it is like some really flavor type situations with that one and a couple others so we'll i'll let you know that for sure there it is well listen uh let's go ahead and get it going with this uh since since he uh provided the food you know i'm saying i feel it's only right to give him uh first shot at the praise ladies and gentlemen you know him he's no stranger man since he met on uh twitter he's been one of the most solid brothers that i ever met and you guys may have missed the story we were talking about his barber i'm gonna let him talk on that after i give him his introduction because it just speaks to his character and the caliber of the type of person that he is ladies and gentlemen the uh director of marketing all the little funny tweets that you see from wing stop it has to run through this gentleman first he is the shot caller big baller hi brother in charge uh hb in ic whatever y'all know what i'm saying ladies and gentlemen please welcome back to the show mr dalen go what up what up what up man always a fun time appreciate y'all let me come hang out with y'all you know i'm a big fan of comedy so getting to meet so many great comedians out here just to be able to chop it up you know do our thing you know although you you brought up that twitter thing i'm in a little bit of trouble right now houston but you know i already know when you sent it to me i got it because i know it's a it's a rick ross reference he says it but there's like oh he faced he's fat shaming and all of this and oh that's from the official account i was like but it's i mean the great thing about us we're a fire brand and i always say we get invited to a lot of different parties i've used social media as a high school party and yeah we get invited to a bunch of parties music parties the sports parties the hip-hop parties you know all of that and this was just one of those whereas they sent it to me and we went back and forth i was like you know what let's go ahead and lean into it because you know harden is looking a little chunky right now and you know him and ross kind of the beard they was kind of favoring each other and we had to at least call it out just because that's who we are like yeah we you know cultural reference why not put it out there see what's popping but of course you know yeah you fat shame and i'm like really good really like we're chicken restaurants like why everybody messing around with fat people this morning why leave us alone we don't we don't all we want to do is love y'all and eat with y'all hey i will give great a story about lizzo we were down at super bowl this past year back when we could go outside and we ended up having the wing stop truck at the puffy at puffy's house for his super bowl watch party lizzo came through a couple of my guys on the truck are from h-town so they got to talk it was like oh you from southwest a-leaf texas what's up lizzo got our order they made what she gets on her instagram right after and was like yo i [ __ ] love wingstop they made my order they do this all this and i was like where appreciate so i started getting text messages like this sound like some [ __ ] you didn't do it daily how the hell you pull this off like how we do this and i was like yo we [ __ ] with her like for her album release party a lot of people don't know they did it at a strip club and they bought in pulled pork sandwiches and wingstop and i was like from that moment on whatever she need i got you on there just like that she wants you all to be happy and he keep [ __ ] with fat people this month ain't nobody [ __ ] with no fat people just actually all right that's not true jackie's right yeah ain't nobody let me finish the introductions before we start the back and forth because like jackie just come to start [ __ ] jackie might as well be in the comments because she came literally just to start some [ __ ] i didn't bring up fat shaming i'm just adding to the content of the conversation as soon as she's next up ladies and gentlemen let's just jump right into it ladies and gentlemen you've seen her she's one of the first ladies of someone with the homies man very funny uh she has a um podcast called relatable with jackie fabulous she uh was on america's got talent she's an amazing writer and comedian fantastic friend from new york born and bred ladies and gentlemen put your hands together welcome back to the stage miss jacket fabulous and listen i want to let y'all know that every time we order wingstop i get all the orders and i have to send them to dale right and so i heard dale and dale was like shoot me she went to office and also tell jackie i'm not getting her 50 wings this time right right so i said the jacket jacket was like i actually don't even want no wing stop tonight i'm doing something different i was like okay every now and then the show should be called snitching with the homies because you know i didn't stitch over jack that first order it just happened let me know what it is i had a moment today i kind of shed a tear i was thinking about comedians i'm like i really like you guys the ones that i actually talk to when i see you all my life my life gets all light and happy and feathery i miss you guys that's good we like him missed you too jackie no you know we do and i know that's why you're here that's why you're here um next up as i said i had the pleasure of working with this young lady today she has an amazing show called scam goddess if you guys have heard in the podcast one of the six podcasts that i do you probably heard me talking about the show already um doing very well amazing numbers ladies and gentlemen uh she is the head lady in charge she is the scam goddess if you got a plan on making some money that can get her a little bit and she ain't got to do nothing that is constitutes is breaking the law hit her up she can tell you how to get money back more money back on your irs refund she knows it all ladies and gentlemen put your hands together from texas all the way to l.a make some noise miss lacy mosley hi yes to here is on my show today i don't know when the episode's going to come out but it's a mess here's crazy he was like why are you judging me and i was like i am i'm definitely judging at this point this is judge me but it was so good it was so funny uh yeah i'm an actor and a comedian and i do a podcast about robbery i really love fraud i really love robbery to hear she she we can see her right no i can see you just just go you really love fraud okay listen i i know like so i work in tv so i'm around a lot of people or whatever all the time but the people who i get geeked off of is when like i talk about a scammer on the show and then they reach out to me on social media and i like freaking like wet my pants like it's just careful you gotta be careful too it could be yeah they might also yeah i look i have to get my address off the white pages we all do what we got to do but uh i recently had frank columbo jr who if you know about the mcmillions monopoly scam he reached out to me on twitter and i was like you heard of my show oh my god but i was talking to him i love criminals i had another guy named chad wait wait you gotta get a t-shirt it says that i love criminals i love criminal listen lacey has 45 pen pals in different correctional facilities all across the united states you understand me she's really in these streets they say where are you guys why is that so funny is because i feel that inside never said it out loud before i love criminals too that's true jackie it's okay to love criminals it's okay to love crime okay it's fine where you from i'm from dallas texas oh hey i got i got some [ __ ] about uh lacy because it was a it was just a fun time and she was first of all this is what i didn't appreciate about lacy judgement i'm on a show called scam goddess the whole show is based around [ __ ] tricking other [ __ ] and scamming all the and she's going to judge me for some of the [ __ ] i did in the past but we'll talk about that we won't talk about it you'll see it on the episode ladies and gentlemen you don't even you know i'm not i'm not going to say nothing i'ma just let them see it on the episode next up ladies and gentlemen a crowd favorite this is my brother one of the most supportive people i've ever met in my life and one of the funniest people and also most humble people i've ever met in my life as you can see over there he is just just grubbing away um but listen let me tell you something bt your door dash guy was so mad at me cause you wouldn't cut he said the thing wouldn't work he called twice he's like come get the food i was like brother brother brother brother his doordads not come outside to the gate dash it's locked on the outside somehow he got into the lobby i said that's a real one right there yeah i blame you to hear it i blame you but listen he took a picture though he took a he said hey your food is here i dropped it right here here's the picture i'm out man he sent me the thumbs up i was like boom and i didn't know who door was i just sent it to everybody is this your front door this your front door but bt was streaming and he didn't want to stop streaming to go get his full i said man you better go get that goddamn fool he was like call him and tell him to call the game no i can't call him he already marked it as delivered anyway ladies and gentlemen he just hit 10 000 on youtube 10 000 subscribers he has an amazing show out called gimme five right now he's on twitch all the time djing twerking uh his only fans launches next year make sure you check that out put your hands together welcome back to the show my dog my brother mr b t casey also a texas representative yes popping me right now man you know what i'm leaving hey oh girl that's normal for him so um the crazy thing about the the lizzo story is the producers of that show i know them and before they ordered the um they were thinking something totally different before they end up ordering the wingstop they was thinking philippe ah-ha i got you it's a rick roth reference and went over as he was thinking philly i'm thinking wingstop stop oh i got it i see what you did there as soon as he said it i got it i got it i said what you're doing bt shut up get it uh what you gonna respect is my meal so it up the only thing there's like salads but i'd be like a warm green so i very often end up eating wing stuff and i just make my own sauce so i got broccoli balance it out man that's how you do it see whatsoever that never happened we are almost keto friendly you know almost that stuff keto with jace right caddy so most of our stuff actually is keto but i mean this chick is fried chicken so i can't believe it it's healthy and it's like nah it's it's it's good for you when we wingstop start making these these tenders and these wings and the airfryer they go they're going to take over the game you understand me they started getting it look at me teaser oh god yo if they do wing stop damn you right man my legs started shaking boy by the way i'm just over here trying to keep my job people no as soon as i heard the first line of that song i'm like this is going to be in my head the rest of the day god with the homies man everybody um here is a as an actor a comedian or some form of entertainment except for daily but he's in entertainment because he's over social media and marketing um but uh as you guys know you know we got hit by the panda images like everyone else so if you want to bless any of the guests tonight man i'm going to ask that all of them change their name to the cash out right now so you can bless with a little something y'all know how we do it man we have a good time we keep it cool i see people always acting crazy in the comments uh hippie or uh stephen or jim just write down the names and email them to me later after the show i'm gonna block them from the channel challenge we're not gonna go into 2021 with that [ __ ] energy we're going to keep it funky out here you know what i'm about so without being said let's let's jump into how dalen was still paying his barber when the pandemic started and he wasn't even going to get a haircut let's talk about how this [ __ ] is just on a different level she's going to retain her yeah i would you know so i recognize like i have a barber she has been cutting my hair probably for about oh probably about five six years at least a barbarette a barbarette yeah she said shout out to lisa if she ever watches this but she basically she um has like one of those sweets like in the salon suites it's just her little thing where she cuts and there's other people there and this cover thing i ain't playing around so i wasn't trying to go up in there and be around these randoms whatsoever but i also recognized the business so i was still paying her every two weeks like i would normally go just because i recognize that hey i'm lucky luckily i get to keep my job i get to do what i need to do but i also recognize the people that depend on certain things and it's like you know what let me go ahead and slide that over and you know and i also was sitting her wingstop gift cards because i'm like everybody trying to eat everybody trying to do what they need to do that i would do that can i get it yeah so it wasn't i mean thankfully i'm in a position where the twenty dollars or what she charged me wasn't gonna make or break me so it's like it's part of my bills it's part of that so might as well went ahead and did it so that's why he was giving i love that i kept my cleaning people on retainer like when it really got bad i would still send them money and now i i'll be cheating a little bit because they back they back working so i was like okay y'all just come and i'm gonna leave yo cleaning people i heard that too i haven't i have that too when i live in l.a you got clean people lazy black people get some money they still acting so different listen your mama can afford no matter what you do almost you can afford a cleaning team we all did it i can't see your bottom lip okay i i do got a question though for everybody that has a cleaning person do y'all clean up before the cleaning person come there just cause y'all if you can't walk around i gotta clear out that stuff so you can walk around i get embarrassed so i have to do my pre-clean and even then it's still kind of messy and then the other day my cleaning because it's a mom and a son or aunt and a son and they only speak spanish i speak spanish and one day the mom was like are you on tv and i was like she was like yeah we saw you yeah i was like i ain't paying the boy in charlotte when i used to live in charlotte had a cleaning person and it was an older black woman and she cleaned like his mom's house and her and so we would go over there and i felt bad because i'm like hey man watch out y'all cursing in front of miss mary over here like me and i wanted to help her because she looked like she could be like my auntie or my grandmother and she folding chloe and i'm like don't put that down go ahead but then you know when the others are doing it then i'm like nah i'm just pointing it out but i do remember miss mary like i feel bad for her but he was like dude she's been cleaning our house for years she's good yeah one time in texas my home girl moved the other day and she was like picking up something hey that's japan nympha because i'm not i'm not helping i didn't come i came over to the supervisor i didn't come over here to help move take that i'll push the box with my foot that's good let me tell you something when we moved in i didn't realize that we could have had the the gates stay open i didn't know there was an option so the company was taking it up two flights of stairs and then we got three flights of stairs in my apartment right so like you come in as a flight of stairs and then there's the kitchen living room the kids room bathroom then there's another flight stairs and another one to get to like the master bedroom office suite so i didn't realize they could have took the elevator and didn't have to walk around on the first two flights i know they did but they they taxed me for that [ __ ] so i was like you know what the amount that they towards me i didn't i listen i when i tell you i was at the same thing i sat there and i was like over there okay and then i move that move that over i slide that up against that wall right there right that's what i did for what they charged me i wasn't touching the goddamn thing nothing nothing and i made them unwrap everything too don't leave [ __ ] wrapped up unwrap that dresser unwrap that teeth yeah take this sir can you open the door can you open the door and let us know listen guys lacie is not going to put her cash up up because as a scammer or former scammer she knows all the tricks attached to the cash cab so she said earlier she wasn't [ __ ] with y'all like no condom no don't anybody go in my account to try and commit fraud they're gonna laugh first and be like we should probably make a deposit this [ __ ] is struggling follow me on instagram diva lacy you don't have to send me money but you can follow me and i'll get your money later now i'm gonna put your ad out there there lazy i'm gonna just let at diva lexi there yeah that's cool i was gonna say before you move off of the cleaning people conversation i once there was a lapse between who we were working with and my mom was throwing a party and so she just responded to like an ad in the neighborhood for ella's maids and we're like that'll probably be fine why did this white lady show up to the door and i opened the door and i was like are you ella she was like no that's my sister's name and we're like okay and then she came in and she did exactly i don't want to stereotype white folks but she did exactly what we thought a white cleaning lady would do which was not clean a lot ask a lot of questions she was like so what do y'all do basically the whole time she was there she was like how do you [ __ ] have money like she was like that's not like they know she was trying to [ __ ] like we was in a sitcom she was like so what are your [ __ ] whenever whenever i'm standing whenever i'm standing next to a white woman i know when she's looking at me for longer than 10 seconds i know it's gonna become a stare and it's gonna become a so that's so how it starts so oh my god he drove past that band and was like you know what [ __ ] it i'm doing it this saturday go for it hey here's the crazy part when i allegedly allegedly the lady that comes to clean is just a little old mexican lady and then there's just a chick standing there topless in that in the room so the maid ain't it's just it's just like some just chick just standing there just on her phone with her she ain't got nothing to do with the cleaning it's a top living it's the topless and clean slate the topless one didn't does that don't do nothing on her phone just titties out just stuff he wants to see teddy slapping around cleaning stuff right he wants to see that you don't want to keep in the basement don't tell me what i was just my thing here's the thing like you can look at titties for free on any porn site right if the tv's gonna be there and you can't talk touch them the least you want to see is they're moving around a little bit just you know even with the dusting i want to see a little little wrestle of tussle with the dustin right they ain't gonna do nothing i could just i could just i could clean myself the house ain't never gonna be dirty we gotta get we got a kid she's not gonna watch baseball we taught her earlier she know how to do baseball that's good black cleaning lessons right there baseboards that's how i learned what a baseboard was when i had to scrub one i was like what is that my favorite ways to like see women is like in like just waking up in the morning and clean up clothes oh like the little shorts from middle school that don't really fit right with the little bleed screen and the hole and the and the t-shirt that oh no bro oh that's that's a good time that's a good time that's my favorite way so yeah if you cleaning i prefer you might have a point i'm feeling you on that yeah that's a good visual listen that lingerie is cool yeah what's that old t-shirt look like though t-shirt with that side boob showing this is because that holding got bigger it started as a quarter now that joint is three civil dollars big money let me see that t-shirt right now all this right here is crinkled up cause she be doing like this yeah you need the one with like airbrush you need that airbrush from daytona beach yes service family reunion vacation with like yeah that's that's a strong one yeah if you look better than that you look good jackie how do you like snuggle nuts we like i like to see him in a pair of gym shorts that are a little bit too short we're like some ball hangs so his ball fall out when he sit down a little bit i like a little bit of stuff to slip out by accident yeah ball cleavage this is this a little ball cleavage the whole thing can fall out i like i like a little side note yes yes beautiful beautiful it's beautiful poetry it's actually poetry okay andy irene came out the nbree has entered the chat brown nut i know i saw brown not brown if i could have him walk around like a naked slave all day long i would but he doesn't he gets cold here's the thing women women you guys are beautiful any size any size we be like yeah come on man look at this look at the thighs they don't matter oh like my stuff gotta love that stuff let me grab that real quick i'm gonna stick my fingers in it and let them get lost i love all that [ __ ] well guys don't have a six pack that's all we got to offer it's either six pack of dick and y'all be like don't show me your dick but like well i ain't got no six-pack so you see that [ __ ] i gotta i got an amazing thumb look what my thumb could do i could bend it back here that's it cause i ain't got no six-pack we hate these sexy women y'all got lingerie y'all look sexy in our t-shirts y'all excessive in our dress shirts you look sexy in your t-shirts the old t-shirt y'all always look sexy we just be like man you're forgetting you're forgetting though okay y'all got sweatpants y'all also got holding money next to your face i have never seen it then when they got the money right and i'm like oh suddenly you're fine sexual holding money next to your face you immediately it you know he all right look at that lacey did we just become best friends in real life there ain't no exactly what you have jackie what are you drinking and why was a paper towel stuffed in the the top of it i lost the cork you asked me to see that oh you and you think that's a that's a proper solution yeah because it's been two days still got bubbles it's working jack if you don't put a piece of tape over that [ __ ] next time that's gonna stop the edit yes i feel like that'll stop the i feel like that the tape will help the carbonation stay in more than than a paper towel because the paper towel ain't gonna be it ain't gonna create the suction that you need to keep the carbonation in i'm surprised the bottle is still here i bought it two days ago so that's the revelation right there that it's not empty that is a good point that's a good point i see you it's you see portion control look at you yeah let me tell you who ain't gonna do no portion control me and these 15 wings i'm gonna make it through them tonight even with the broccoli with the broccoli i'm telling somebody said in the comments when they saw bt's broccoli they said i had broccoli in eight months i need you to have some broccoli whoever you are okay we need green i know we forgot but we have to get back to it i'm getting that giant i got sprite i'm doing you know my due diligence for health for the most part i can't it's like i am balancing kinda where is your accent from where are you from oh you uh d lacey no i see y'all daley daley oh i'm from kansas city originally and uh i live in dallas i've been in dallas about 12 years i really do live in oak cliff i'm in wynwood matter of fact so yeah you you live where the white people live in oakland you know you know i'm i'm gentrifying my own hood you know how we do got to re-ventrify it back like neighbors i got mexican neighbors it's some gay white people that live three houses down i love them gays are good gays are good gays are great oh you're probably close to the gayborhood that's a nice area in dallas i really like it that's where we do the line i'm not over there oh i said close to i mean i'm out to 30. i'm where the black people are like honestly dallas is set up to where i 30 all the black people live south of 30 and now all the white people live north and far north and further north so i'm i like being around my people i like so segregation yeah don't nobody call the cops yeah like yeah i like that that's all we have parties neighborhood like the mexican people on the back side before covet they throw up the bounce house and have all their cousins over there so all i was looking at is hey y'all ain't gonna trip when i throw a party at my crib ain't nobody gonna call the cops my neighbors nobody was black around there and my parents slowly realized that every house that they got invited to was people like trying to get them to do a threesome it would be like come to bunco nighter we want to show you our pool table and that would be like the whole reason for the meeting and then he was trying to have sex with my parents i had never been invited as a couple to nobody's house to see a pool table so what lacey for real though what part of dallas are you from like you hear her oh you are frisker use frisco before the black people moved out there because it's a lot you know moving out there from toyota so you old school frisco like yeah when there was like tumbleweeds and stuff and now there's like like black folks moving to mckinney and black folks are in plano but yeah when i was there it was like it was like three [ __ ] and we was always in trouble we needed all three here you telling me that don't happen with couples because i ain't never been married i thought maybe that's the thing y'all getting boring and y'all's like i'll show you a pool table that's it's a lot more tactful now you know what i'm saying when you get invited to a threesome or you invite somebody to the threesome now you sit in the evite you'll be like hey this is what we look like would you like it on thursday would you like to be in here with us that's that's it's a lot more cordial uh bubble now yeah you don't really need around there has to be there needs to be a rule when a couple wants to approach a per a single person the man should not be the leader of the pitch meeting yeah i tried that once i went over there and i played a dick in the box the justin timberlake always be your spokesperson believe me here when you open the evite the little sprinkles fall off like like an eye message when the guys start the proposition run like gross get away from me but if the woman is the leader you might get i'll listen to you for a couple of minutes first before i'm like i've been approached a few times yeah me too once i was in college and i was bartending at this really fancy bar where like people would give me christmas bonuses as a bartender it was very interesting and this one couple it was in the fairmont hotel they came up and they just had been talking to me for forever took me a bunch of money were wasted and like put their room key down and they were like when you leave like when you get off work like come visit us and i was like oh were they hot so so how and i think i there's a lot of dick regrets that i have where i was like no i'm too classy for this and i'm like you should have been out here [ __ ] i'm in my late 20s and i said this year i was like i'm gonna [ __ ] and now the pandemic hit and i'm just sitting at home i was listening to a rap song have you ever gotten offended by a rap song there's nothing you said you gonna do what this year i thought i was gonna [ __ ] i was gonna be no no no say it like you said it the first time yeah okay wait jackie she got to say it again say it again say how you say it [ __ ] let me tell you whenever you make that decision and say it out loud it doesn't happen i had me and a girlfriend made a pact me and a girlfriend who was with she was freshly single and she made a pack like we're gonna go out there we're gonna [ __ ] everybody we got on the same dating website the first guy she met they became a couple got married and had three kids i said [ __ ] that was not a plan he'll see this still be like i know we had a plan we were gonna be hoes and as soon as she got on that website she met someone they got married i was like [ __ ] that was not jackie was at the wedding it was like is there any reason that someone sees these two yes we were supposed to be [ __ ] you brought up something made me think about something when you sang dick in the box i just sent you uh a text of this song called dick down in dallas i heard it it came with my spotify sounds like a country song yes yo my boy said that's if he jamming he'd be like did that did he just say that like yo that might be my favorite song i haven't just uploaded it to her spotify [ __ ] like well i need that hey save it's pretty hell i would encourage everybody to take a listen to that like it is hilarious before dig down in dallas when it was building up to the courts because that's the course but he was like uh got ass in alabama and had an ark and something like that and i was just like wait what the what the [ __ ] did he just say i got my airpods i mean you looking at my phone i was walking and then it came on i was like oh hold the [ __ ] phone who is this i was like that's crazy yeah and i was listening to one of my rap playlists and that and it came on i was like why is this only here when it started and i was like okay i see why this is on he's like i can see i can see how this happened i think he performed like north of dallas my boy that sent it to me he's like yo this wasn't kobe we would have went dog i was like because you know i like all different types of music like across the board he was like yo country song saying this i'm getting this right to you oh that yeah what's the uh tier what's the song the crazy thing about music is like when it's good and somebody catch a groove they caught it what's that white dude's name he's super nerdy he has glasses and he'll be doing like this he has like but he'll be dropping uh he'll be on instagram the dude on instagram oh mark something mark uh something yeah he did i saw him when erica badou had them all and now just underwear on like look not not boxers he got the nothingness on yeah before we get too far from it somebody put it in the uh in the comments and i thought it was an interesting question if you had a threesome since all of us say entertainment would you make the participant sign the nda absolutely it depends i make everyone's side in nba yeah i would i would too my assistant signs an nda everyone sends an nda i can't keep that before you come here i need you to sign this like somewhat like listen if you want to finish you're going to sign this she don't even tell him what he said this could be signing his life away he meant stroke she pulled up i never thought about that you should look at the fine print of my nba too because i am putting in organs i'm putting in all types of strange like you should really read it scam guys i'm glad i went ahead and got married about to say you have to remember when you're on an up and coming up and coming no matter what how old you are are you people still you gotta protect yourself are eliminated from this conversation sir yes i am if you bet my wife and how gangster she is i am eliminated from all this conversation man i wish i was back in texas i would totally have a husband like you just like afraid of me now like and they would love me and they would fear me but i live in los angeles so a lot of people know i talked about in the first episode i was in like friend zone epic like i knew my wife 13 years before we got married never lived in the same city never dated like on that particular so i was like on that level and then we've been married like three years like nah i worked hard to be in this position yeah i ain't about to [ __ ] this up for y'all i'm good no wait did you like her and she didn't like you back yeah man she ain't want me the reality of we never lived in the same city and we're both real realistic on some [ __ ] like we we she no i can't do right long distance like i i really can do right short distance so because of all of that she's like now that that's not gonna work this ain't so let's go on and keep this what it is but you know that's kind of how that progressed but then it got to the point to where we both realize ain't nobody gonna marry either one of us as long as each one of us is in the pitch because it was like family knew each other friends knew each other everybody was just like come on y'all like what y'all gonna do please like so when we got married just people just showed up like one of her friends flew in from france like oh i got to see this [ __ ] like like it was like and i i was 40 when i got married so it was the people that came to the wedding were like i can't believe dalen getting married and then other people like i can't believe she getting married and then there was other people like i can't believe they're getting married to each other like what the hell so that's where the witness part of it but like i said i'm in a good position over here i ain't trying to [ __ ] this up i love this for you okay there's hope i have hope now but i also did all the dirt that i possibly could ever do like i'm and she knows about it so i don't even got to lie like because i don't lie well so she know all where all the bodies is buried so it's like oh [ __ ] it's easy to be 100 yourself when somebody know all the truths about me that no one else knows for one reason so she can't testify against me in court you gotta tell them everything because they can't make your wife testify against you of course if you ever come up 10 years down there back in 2003 did you i didn't know who that man is i don't know this man i do not recognize him i don't i can't make him testify add the skeletons out well yeah because yeah yeah no i'm just an upstanding citizen i i pay my barber even i don't get haircuts all of that i go to work every day all this stuff i don't scam nobody i'm just saying you are i mean you could scam somebody don't rule that out you can be an upstanding citizen in one of these games okay let me tell you i'm about i'm scaring citizens you better do something with that one there better be some better be some merch write it down you better write that down hey you know listen is a different type of guy man i haven't met too many upstanding guys like dalen first of all he knows everybody we were trying to get a big name for this week and scheduling just didn't work out but when i tell you this [ __ ] knows everybody he hit me up and like yo i'm trying to get such a selfie over the show he always so chill buddy yeah i'm gonna get a sense of the show i'm like shut the [ __ ] up he's like no you know his good friend was like how the [ __ ] do you just how do you know him listen it would it would have changed the game i know and i'm still man i'm texting his ass right now you're letting us know let him ride man he already didn't happen when it's supposed to happen it happened right when he's supposed it was it was a rough day he already got caught up yelling at the people on set for mission impossible so you don't want to let the cat out the bed but you know what i mean but he was cussing people out all day you know what is it bt we don't want to let the tom cat out of the bag you know you know it happened i love how to hear let us all know y'all ain't big i want a big name you know y'all are cool but i said i was trying to get somebody on there they could buy all of us a house but if you if you at that level where you can buy all of us i apologize for for not counting your pockets i was trying to be respectful you know i mean but jackie you got a house in new york i ain't never listen i know you got money she's got a house in new york this is the house i grew up in i just got it right you got a front yard you have a front yard in new york you got grass in new york she got grass and the driveway she got a driveway daylen you got a drone like when you drive your car up it's no it's like it's like chicago where all the row houses connected to each other don't matter they don't count that's where the cosby stayed it was a lawyer and a doctor in there max facts and look and look who showed up let me be your moses and let me be your son nothing all right cool um but let me be your snuggle nuts all right never mind like this song went out fine i was gonna come with you but i know where you was going that was an original that was an original there's no way you could go with him at all uh well he started with a real song oh okay okay what's up takara how you doing what's up guys i'm good i'm good i'm good thank you everybody hey jackie hey uh hey everybody loves dayline hey diva late did i say diva ladies yes hi pavara what up listen listen uh we since you came a little late we just gonna let you have the floor for 50 minutes so you can catch up with us no i got to eat my wingstop i don't know what y'all talking about um i don't know what you're doing you know what i don't i got my finger on the trigger yeah go get you go get your refill where's your gal in the water that you only drink during this show but he still ain't finished that gal in the water that's the same gallon for monday he know it let me be your snuggle nuts where's that come from scale for you baby okay dalen is the uh marketing director for winning stop the he does all like okay is all the social media and all of that uh very cool guy knows eddie and everybody um and he's actually the person that provided the wing stop tonight so very good guys thank you thank you for the wingstop how did you know i was casting how did you know look it's on my man how did you know i the car let me tell you my favorite part i asked to hear what time was it gonna be there he was like 6 45 i was like you mean it's gonna be fresh when it gets here i was trying not to cook i was like well how much can i order um right i would try not to cook dinner don't do that to carl my first order was i ordered enough from a whole block and they won't let me they won't let me let it go lord hamilton you give people you give them the inch and if they take that foot you're like okay that's your foot you got that i'm gonna remember that but you got it you got that foot no i was i was like i said to here how much can i order he said enough for you max well max i fed my whole family my boyfriend the side [ __ ] i fed everybody it'd be like that sometimes sometimes you just got to feed everybody that's what i mean in all fairness it would have been an amazing image to see the car and the whole family just back there eating wings if everybody was just been in the camera the baby every christmas chrissy would have been like yeah um can i just get a quesadilla or something somebody this man can send us a whole thing of of wing style and she'll be in the back eating a hamburger well i mean kids gonna be kids all day you know that's what they do uh the other young lady that you haven't had a chance to meet this is uh diva lacy out aka lacey mosley she's an actor podcast and she is also known in the streets as the uh scam goddess so if you need a debit card so you know when you're on planes they'd be like you want to buy something she got the cards for you that you know it'll run it'll clear in the air all right but ain't nothing on that joint she got a card that you need to like put something down for a deposit on the car or hotel room she got all of that [ __ ] so holland lacy she has an amazing podcast called scam goddess i was on it today i need a ps5 can you work on that for me please oh yeah you know what i actually saw a funny sps five scam that i love so much cause you know everybody buys bots now like if you want to get some new [ __ ] if you want the sneaker if you want the ps5 whatever you buy a bot it's like 50 and then the bot will beat everybody on the internet like you can have the high speed dial up you can have that [ __ ] from uh verizon like can you hear me now standing in your apartment and you ain't gonna get better wi-fi than the damn bots yeah so somebody made a thing that like was a photo on ebay that was a photo of a ps5 and it said yeah it said in the description this is a photo of a ps5 for 499 dollars then in this everything of it it was like it's a photo bots were still buying it i was like that that means i thought of that yes that was that was great that wait to hear it it's here it said if you if you're a human do not buy this yeah but if you're up i didn't say that a great deal 499 dollars it was a thousand right you know it was 199. and she charged them shipping yep yep that was great for a piece of paper it was a piece of paper it wasn't even a box it was just a piece of paper of a playstation pop i don't need to play no video games that serious i love it i love to see people fight for things i love when people are in line for stuff like yes fight each other like oh like for a shoe last friday shopping one time and i just i i didn't even really want nothing i just wanted the experience to say i was on that line too and the line was really long and and everybody regardless of the race had the same attitude i watched i watched the white woman tell a black woman [ __ ] the lion over there i was like wow man um in real life wow sally lacy is the type that if she's out with her guy you don't have to fight because she gonna be the type to like somebody say something she's like bae did you hear what this [ __ ] said to you she's smiling the whole time this [ __ ] said your mama can't read oh i am not an instigator okay i am a civilization no organizer okay moderator yes she gonna get them she'll get them robbed too she'll like do the money phone they love it you look cute with the money phone tell us [ __ ] you could buy him tell his [ __ ] like you told the last three [ __ ] you can buy him show that [ __ ] how much money we got in the trunk you're like [ __ ] up lacey shut up this is another person that started arguing with you and she'd be like you be like lacey please be quiet oh now i gotta be quiet now i gotta shut up this [ __ ] i talked about your mama your cousin everybody but now you ain't telling him to shut up i got the [ __ ] up wow why why don't you be amazing here why don't you be a man say that to him that's lacey i've never been in a physical altercation okay however there was one time and this is when i really realized like i've been taking acting too far sometimes there was a girl okay i accidentally had stole her boyfriend in college it was a complete happen it happens it happens no it doesn't i failed and then that [ __ ] became my man i don't know what happened and i felt bad about it i didn't want to put my alicia keys braids on and do the unthinkable to her i didn't want to do that it just happened so she she was very mad she was tweeting about me and getting real upset i'ma let her tweet get it out sis live your truth i i deserve the flogging then she started telling my friends it was about to be an interesting senior year in college and this [ __ ] was gonna continue that's a continue oh no no no no you get three months get over your [ __ ] so i was like you know what i'ma show up to her house and show her that i'm about that life so it's college you can get anybody's address i went to her house and my friend was like before i went she was like oh well you should wear your sneakers and you should put some vaseline on your face so the punches will roll off she teaching you how to either whoop ass or get whooped really this is good that's a good friend i had taken kickboxing in college so i was like i'll be fine trust me that [ __ ] don't work girl when that girl grab your ass and husband that kickboxer they gonna work with [ __ ] if they grab your hair you understand me they grab you close girl you dog she got all ready to lacey got all ready to do her move she was at tiger upper wait a minute what's that song that come on oh no oh no you need you need jiu jitsu you have to know how to strangle a [ __ ] and take it to the ground what happened when you woke up yeah because daylight said but what hap did you find it was greasy and uh she showed up and we talked and i was like i know where you live and if you do this [ __ ] again i'm gonna show up when that will beat your ass like it worked i was convincing i was very convincing you caught her bluff cause somebody would have said i'm gonna beat your ass out of me like [ __ ] okay but listen listen this lets me know that the girl couldn't fight either she didn't want to fight either right because she said lacy ass [ __ ] get them all right all right what school was this and you better believe it too honey this sounds real you better believe it i'm gonna go home with your men and i'm gonna fly like this what school was this what school was this shout out to my alma mater the university of pittsburgh alchemy good night hey wait no listen i just listened i only came to talk to you but we could definitely do something else if that's what you want to do i don't want to but if you want to you can bring it you can bring it on sister i'm going to give you a wrapper like you want you want papa say words like ragged muffin you got me looking like i i um four things that's all that's all i need i don't know my kids are chase is about to be 20 so he just be relaxed and casey is going on 16 she's like really relaxed the only person who really cares is chris nobody else cares i thought they canceled christmas too and then all of a sudden here come best buy with the toy book i'm like whoa man nah senator santa was out here trying to bring you gifts and look what you did you know what i did i bought snuggling as a pair of sneakers but i'm not gonna give it to him if we don't get along through christmas i can return him well i love that i gotta see if he deserves it from you know through christmas well what did he do all year before that he's done the best he could do oh wow yes that's what i'm saying he's doing the best he can do let me i mean he's gonna sometimes and i'll be like let me be your snuggle nuts you didn't mail it to me i'm going to scam for your baby takara i was i was uh i was on a talk with kim whitley and she said you still and i love her too she got you still with you man i said i don't i don't know and she said i see those pictures he looked good he cooking what else do you want you want him to talk to you yes miss what because you weren't here to call you two i'm like what the [ __ ] you ain't no standards anymore are they gone no you don't why yeah i have nothing in certain space in your life you don't give a [ __ ] just get over here and carry up and get here and then hurry up and leave exactly you i love that hurry up and get here if you're ready to go hurry up and get him what time you leaving after let me act like they're the only ones that keep women out like let me kick men out too like after we've had we won't be like you'd be surprised how many men are like so why you want to know when i'm leaving because you know i got y'all to do listen and disrespectful man back when i was out i remember one time i had to get up at 5am to go to work to shoot and so i get up i like left him a nice little no i love why did this negro leave and not make my bed and i was like i'll never see you again like you should have made my bed like what the [ __ ] is you doing make my bed when you leave what are you doing that's family i was so mad i feel like we messed it up together you failed me exactly at least he wasn't in it ain't nothing worse than you say then lock the bottom lock and you come home and they still there you're like yo making the bet is good but also throw away the condom wrapper if we did use those i hate you honestly because i don't want to be reminded when i open my trash and feel like a [ __ ] take it with you when you go take it with you and if you respectful ladies any ladies that are watching this if a man is very respectful after he tears off the condom if he loves you he won't pull the corner off because that's what gets you caught up now you supposed to tear it and let it hang yep you can't beat it is that a brownie because this is what gets you caught is no you did an excellent demonstration with the brownie i'm just confused what's happening if you tear it all the way off then now that evidence is left around you need to still attach the other because it's hard to find the little that's right and then somebody see that corner be like oh word who like this is this is 75 of divorces right here this is it that's what that is that's the equivalent i'm worried about this look at sherlock holmes that's the equivalent to women leaving earrings and bobby pins at your place no right there for my lashes to hear i'm taking one off and i'm popping that [ __ ] on the pillow and then i made the bed already don't worry about it already baby i'm stuffing panties in the couch no let me see your brush that looks what [ __ ] is using this this beige brush [ __ ] i left something up in your house went back to this house and forgot it was mine i almost lost my mother i was like caress soap oh [ __ ] that's my soul my bad you know how angry you can be when you see a hairpin that [ __ ] makes you want to burn the whole complex down if i see a hairpin yo i used to keep a drawer just so everybody knew they were what the [ __ ] are you were you the marriott why you got a drawer drawer's over there for whatever like oh that's a cold game but they get out the shower you got some lunch i'm like yeah the guest lotion is in the guest drawer yes there's scrunchies in there you got lotion you an overnight toothbrush you just grabbed a girl all right so i used to go to big t's everybody from dallas to know that you buy the wax i literally had in in plastic and i had like bought like 10 of them so therefore if you came over and you need to wrap your hair i'd be like top drawer on the left i would not trust i'd be so like why in the [ __ ] do you have this ready i'm a [ __ ] i'll just take all of them [ __ ] nobody no okay first of all i don't trust no man who knows what to do if i can't teach you anything you're [ __ ] too many women oh he wants a lot of people to say this [ __ ] got a whole concierge step into the powder room a little bit like i don't understand how y'all work it's i don't like when you understand [ __ ] what i do i am observant let's go aka whole too many times when you start offering me [ __ ] that was like do you need 24-hour edge control at your house when i say the laughing when i tell you better not know what kind of tampons i need i need to be able to explain to you the brand the concealer i didn't don't come don't be a coward pandemonium this is pandemonium it's a lot of name calling going on okay a lot of i'm reformed i was good five minutes ago it it took a hypothetical situation and it made it so visceral it you better get the [ __ ] down there and go swimming in that red sea [ __ ] ew all right jackie okay let me ask you let me ask the men a question if you are dating a girl and you want her to come over to watch a movie because you haven't seen her in a couple days and you guys really like each other and she is on her monthly would it bother you if she came over there and said hey or she just are you guys you know what sitting on the couch watching tv and she just said oh yeah by the way i'm on my cycle would that really bother you or would you just play oh that's cool i just want to chill with you tonight i'm i'm a lone game person i'm a come through you girl i'm playing long game type situation yeah so it wouldn't necessarily bother me but you know do realize and keeping tally like okay what are you keeping tally of does he want to know what when her when her monthly is that's why some men so they don't invite the next one [ __ ] you daylan knew the timing like you know these certain things like okay okay all right let's leave that in mind when my job back frozen dalen has the period reminder calendar but it's just for all the women this week the fact that i am keep that in mind when i tell you that three months keep that in mind when i tell you that three times a month my jaw it gets really heavy and it gets like i get locked your three times a month it looks three times a month as long as that it ain't at the same time as your period we all right you know what let's go for your i remember in college going back to like if a person is spending the night or not i remember colin i went to go see this chick right with her career i get there it's like three or home girls there right immediately i'm like oh what about what happened to this [ __ ] right and they saw me come in and say oh [ __ ] you want us to leave she was like nah this [ __ ] ain't staying i was oh she had already had the towel on the sink before we even started she was like this she was like i already left a towel out for you she did not damn i usually pretend to go find a towel even i know exactly where they are for me i'm super affectionate so i'm totally a cake stay as long as you want cuddle cupcakes kiss in the mouth all that stuff just know somebody gonna be here tomorrow i just just know i'm gonna take maybe a day off to reset because i do i'll do oh i do this with you for but we can do this for two years not this what's that but that's love that's how long but we know a butt's coming there's a butt in there no there's no butt just know somebody will be here later this weekend who's somebody hey what what does that mean i'm not in no relationship all right if we smash and we smash we can cupcake him and kiss oh look i'm not she don't want a cupcake she wanna [ __ ] what knows not if she's spending the night you wanna spend night spend the night a hypothetical in the face hypothetically staying at your house overnight for nothing we listen yes what now wait bt were you saying after the smash and she want to stay are you saying that she come over and she can't smash it she want to stay either way long as you know somebody gonna be here in a few days i'm not staying on the stand her i've done that and on a saturday i don't say it with nobody house without without being smashed i went over a guy's house and this is how you know the bar is on the floor this is probably kind of dark maybe that's working deep down that's why but i went over a guy's house and we started making down in the bed and he had rain sounds playing and nothing making out wait i'm sorry voice is hilarious keep going i like the rain town looking very soothing wow bt that's how i look that's how i look you started making it we were like making out or whatever anyway go ahead go ahead like yeah in a backpack like you got a [ __ ] on the go all the time not getting on the go we're kind of the hand sanitizer right you just never know you might turn the corner and bam you're [ __ ] and then he grabs a condom and then suddenly i was kind of like i actually don't want to have sex so i just was like never mind and like went to sleep and we both went to sleep and i woke up the next day and you [ __ ] in the morning no i swear to god i think i like this guy so much just because i was like he didn't like do anything creepy when i was like when i said no oh my god he was like he went to sleep oh my god i love him lacy your bar is higher than that you better stop no you didn't for that moment i was very impressed i was like there is something extremely powerful as a man once you realize like controlling that space no i'm cool like no no pressure oh i'll tell y'all the advice my brother gave me when i was in like high school he was like my brother's four years older don't say much he don't talk much but he said to me he's like daley sometimes you got to let them take their own draw off from that moment him telling me that that game had always been stuck in my mind it's like you know what you gonna do this because you want to do this i ain't about to press you to do nothing like i'm i love consent being watered down to this beautiful little phrase that's just sometimes you gotta let them take their own drawers so therefore we gonna do this together versus you feeling pressured that i'm gonna be like what's up what's up like nah man it ain't that serious i'm gonna be like what's up what's up i think i think i think the great car we're the ones that like so what's good what are we doing i think the great prophet actually said it best uh i want you but i want you to want me to prophet marvin gaye and i think that is the best that's the best thing right there like yeah you know i like you all right you know you know what the thing about i immediately thought of hot dog the thing about that to hear that it is very very hot it is very hot when somebody is super attracted to you and they show you and jackie what i agree yeah i'm with you on a happy balance like i you know what i want i want that lift off i want i want your i want that huh come get him i want i want i want to be hey do that again come again i don't know who will be doing that who are we doing that but you know you taking a a you go to reach for yes because that hip that little elastic be stuck at the hip if she if she pops up real quick that's a blast it's flattering no everybody figures out what their name is and what works from them and also it works on the people that they're attracted to and it's figuring out that balance but most guys from a game perspective are going to only do the things that have always worked for them so if you got them cast that's the gorilla pimps it's super aggressive that part of it's worked before for them so that's why they use that or if you got the cats that fall back and be like you know what i'm gonna i'm gonna play this long game because i'm not in a situation of where i'm just trying to do it once i'm trying to make sure i'm good forever so therefore i'm gonna put this i'm gonna you know don't get me wrong in situations i was in i will absolutely take them off for you on that end but you want me to take them off you are expressing that point you have to take them off things that i will absolutely take them off okay you know what's funny daily what what what's true about that is that put your panties down the mood in this room every now and then i would get a new lover and he would start off with something really wild i'm like oh but so you've been this is you this is part of your itinerary this is so weird we'll be in a parking lot garage and i'm like he's like right here right now i'm like you like all your [ __ ] [ __ ] outside we you should have ran this by me before you decided to pin me up against your truck nobody's after sex like he told you he was a camp counselor okay he used to [ __ ] outside you thought that that was attractive and hot and yeah he was just nice you hear me poison people this is funny when a new guy spraying some wild [ __ ] on you and you you have no history you're like what the [ __ ] put my leg down we got to work our way up to that what is bt doing i guess he's trying to be in the dark like you i know turn them off while you're on zooming with the homies you underneath the bed while you're playing zoom right here he don't want us to see him eating the rest of the chicken lights off with his clothes off it's very moody and now you're like sensually eating chicken i don't productive flavors adjust pants every day i do a video of me just adjusting my pants that's that's your only favorite that's the only thing that's that's the same way he wants to see teddy swinging but he don't want to you know touch him just have him move around that's all i'm areola um that's not really a thing but okay no no no i get it i can i completely get it because every areola is different wow every every every area on the subject you get people with the small areolas right do you get people with like the areola that is proportioned to that nipple then you get like the the coffee sauces right that that pizza it looks like it looks like a piece of baloney just saying that the dinner plate right right you be like whoa i like all of that look at all that landing gear all that land and space in my tongue everybody is different i get it i get it did you fail again all golems anybody i embrace all of it all these distractions i'm a clap for the tit clap for the team i appreciate that because big butts have get a lot of love in half for a long time but titties are always in the game everybody knows titties are good in the 90s they were like really having a moment and then and then like later 90s like the booty started and now the booty has really been dominating for the past like two and a half decades uh but the titties are always welcome no one's ever gonna say no it's just like lips no one's talking about lips but ever is getting lit no no and if you get them when you were born if you have lips titty and ass of course god has blessed you god gave us lips and titties and i'm like i feel very blessed any woman that have all three natural will ruin your life you understand me i'm in the business of ruining lives not having a good time listen if you go to the ladies exciting you go to lacey's facebook page she has an album and it's all her mug shots it's literally like 39 more yeah it was funny she's never been around bt you know you know how i agree with lacy she's like look a little bit of life ruining is fun it's exciting i'm not gonna lie sometimes i'm like i need a little bit of drama like drama-free is a snore in everybody you [ __ ] around with a little something something no a little just a teeny bit it's not nothing don't [ __ ] up my money but a little bit yeah just a teaspoon look i work with a lot of nerds i work in comedy i know a lot of writers and a lot of writers are my good friends and they're like super [ __ ] nerdy and like i'm a nerd too but like the hot nerd is that weird to say no um so sometimes like i just think they're hot because they're smart and i'll like leave them voice memos and be like oh my god i would [ __ ] you i never do but i just like want them to fall back that right there guys who aren't two best friends well tonight lazy when you get around i worked at cal tech and nothing but nerds there i would go to the cafeteria and buy get my food by lunch with a whole school of nerds and i'd be like hey good morning i would they would disintegrate in my in front of me yeah like dealing with a woman and they're like she's like so it's perfect yes and then you know that they're like confused after that it's fun to ruin life even for a day look i'm talking about like a carto amount of ruined life like we've all if you've been told i've been told 12 times i don't want to talk about it but oh we're going to [ __ ] talk about it you don't get to you don't get to bypass that it's a goddamn speed bump right there don't you dare try to fly past that like to hear i will i will say shout out to the dallas parking attendants they used to save my life because they would the meters come on at like seven o'clock in the morning and i live downtown dallas so that was that nudge to that girl that was there like hey your car about to get a ticket go ahead and go like clockwork they hop up and be like hey you got to go on and get a body here you don't want to get towed so i'm sure that's what's the worst thing you've ever done that you like man i don't know if that was cool i'm not about to say that on here this is a problem oh yeah let's talk about how you got how you got told 12 times okay i said we can skip over that but you said we could but we also could talk about it so i used to live on melrose if you know la and it was like a bad parking area and i was doing comedy and i was waitressing and i was just getting no sleep and so i had to move my car every day at 6 00 am sometimes i would forget sometimes i learn that people will paint their curves red so no one will park in front of it but it's not a legal red curb spot so then i would park where it was red because i knew it wasn't sanctioned by the city um i've been sometimes i get told because i'm cocky i'm just like i'm putting my [ __ ] here like i got [ __ ] to do and then i'll come back my [ __ ] be gone i know how much it costs to get towed it's 283 you go to hollywood tow they knew me they knew me down there to the point where they could pull my [ __ ] up when they saw me coming i'm not even lying and some other choked places if y'all in other cities if you had a tow place that's not owned by the city you could if you get cash you could cut a deal like you got to pay as much like you can cut a little deal with some cash damn yeah here's the thing even if you go out there and catch them doing it you got to pay them to drop the tote you got to pay them at least 75 to 150 just to drop your car off the toe you gonna pay though and it's 40 a day in l.a it's some mob [ __ ] like they take your [ __ ] and they're like give us money you can have it back i'm a victim yeah i had a boot on my car and i was supposed to return the boot and i never did i drove around with it in my truck and i intended to return it and then i never did i just threw it in the trash and wait wait this was in l.a yes it's almond man let me tell you something and and atlanta but when i tell you they boot yo they booty you get a ticket in l.a you get a parking ticket la you got time to say hey you got 30 days pay the tickets and the money go online pay them let me tell you something bro i was at i was at sean larkin's room in atlanta it was uh bqe the little random room in atlanta um and i went in there and i was like i ain't even gonna park yet i'm just gonna run in here real quick and just see what see where i'm at on the lineup and then come back out and get my car parked left the lights on and the hazards ran in ran out when i tell you they had two boots on the car and nobody to be found it was in a parking lot but i didn't put the little money in the little slip the parking cause you can't go nowhere with the two i called i said yo listen how long it's going to take them to get here they say 45 minutes and say ain't no way they only been in four minutes the nigga's around the corner so you're gonna take about 45 it could take about 45 minutes a bootleg booth they need to set that game up because in la the boot has a little code on it and once you pay online they give you the code but you don't return it face ass facts and then throw it away lazy to put a boot on her x-cart this nigga's like i'm in my driveway ruining lives so that's how you really realize you take boots and put them on people's cars and yourself because you got them in your truck see you should have stayed with me if he wanted to drive places on the day out i guarantee you you know for the rest of your days things gonna be messed up she gonna put the boot on damn i shouldn't have loved it i got that boot on my car we can't hear you jackie you muted let me be yours that's the thing about l.a when you own a car it's like having a low maintenance child you got to take care of that [ __ ] yeah it's like that in new york i would imagine too when you well in the residential you don't have to have a car i don't but but you want to have a car because a lot of gigs on the east coast you know the dc dmv or i could go around but i don't have a car i need i want to buy a new car but i'm not gonna lie not having a car it's a relief i had 20 years i had a car in l.a you're retiring you don't need that in new york that whole part of street cleaning where you got to park on the street and then certain days you got to move your car to the other side of the street yeah you always got to deal with the alternate side of street parking when you at someone's house that you probably shouldn't be in yeah god damn [ __ ] that's why they know you're not going to stay you be like i want to come up on tuesdays they'd be like nah come over on wednesday not only do they tell you to come over on wednesday but they broke their car in the parking spot in front of their house and then when you get there they move their cars so you can put yours there and then they put theirs in their parking spot so then in the morning you have to move your car yeah let me tell you what you know you know dick is good when i park my car in front of his house and he's like you know it's tuesday i'm like i know i got it and you get up the next morning you're like you know what i can pay a ticket it's okay let me be your snuggle number y'all let those tickets go mosey why are you bringing me in this [ __ ] i would bring that's been the song the whole time it was great y'all sometimes yeah let that ticket go listen i i had never seen this before i moved to new york i'm not moving to new york i went to new york to visit my people like on on the days that they have street cleaning like they say they do it on the right side of the street on the one way they will double park right so they'll move that car off of the off of the corner off of the curb and they will park next to the cars on the left side of the street so the street cleaner could go so that the whole street is double parked it's like two cars side by side now this car this car is in the goddamn street i had never seen that ever in my life nowhere else outside of new york said they made this [ __ ] is not worth it i would not have no car in new york ain't no way no no they don't even drive in lanes like lanes are a suggestion i was like [ __ ] how are we all side by side like this is one way what happened what's happening getting where you fit in okay only i'd want a car only because driving around for gigs when they they come back on the east coast is easier than any other way of getting around yeah i i appreciate all the subtle flexes that have happened the i don't need a car i'm in the residentials of new york and i have a maid and my house is three stories those are not flexing don't be bare minimum bt those are that's nice because we all have jobs we all go that's why because we got jobs we're not flexible there's a lot of people at jobs in new york they got seven roommates they can what they got to do with me nothing exactly flicks from the ass generation her people you say generational wealth big mom big mama didn't sell her house he kept it in the face i'm talking about big mama that's what i'm saying this house is mine goddammit wow that's what i'm talking i love that gentrify your own hood i don't wanna i actually want to buy several homes in the where i grew up that's a goal it's just scary but yeah everybody else does it why can't i no why can't you do that [ __ ] jackie you can make it i'm going to t-money yeah that's what i'm talking about let's go let's get that generation get it i heard uh money phones was cute so i'ma just hold on to all my cash never trust a big button to smile dog don't do that you get cuter with money next to your face you get cuter with money next year it's the fact that i'm six six if i stand on my wallet okay i'm paying attention though like oh i really wasn't six six on my time i was just talking [ __ ] i'm about six foot like five eleven five okay eleven and three quarters so i ain't short um there's no such thing as five nine and there's rarely anyone who's five eleven no one's five nine that's a made up height for dating websites agreement level either when they when they're six six and up it's too much it's too much man really i had a i had a six seven dude once and i was like you know what this takes too much there's too much real estate to cover nobody calls me short unless like we talk about it to hear my friend brendan who's seven foot seven one if i'm standing next to him then everybody's like dang you short but it ain't never been a situation where i'm considered short so i mean five five ten not sure and you got ten i'm five and eleven three four okay jackie i love that you said there's two right the car's face has been on oh that's all i got you say what now my crunchy ass is five seven i'm five four i got a big mouth for people because i'm talking about women are are the ducks i don't date chicks taller than me yeah that's yeah everyone thinks i'm taller i have a tall personality yeah me too i'm only five four it's not much of me you can squash me with your foot but i got a big mouth here's the thing lacey if if you were taller we would know you were a scammer it's because of your height that you get away as a scammer your height and your voice makes people think you're not a scammer but you're a [ __ ] scam artist you understand me yeah lazy keep starting netflix accounts with new emails yo i did that i have like five facebooks because i was getting discounts and then somebody looked it up and thought i was crazy because they're like why do you have five different facebooks with five different photos that look completely different yes i've had a title subscription for six what six times and it was and i never paid him beyonce her money eventually i pissed off that showtime guy i bought showtime for the comedy store documentary and i keep forgetting to cancel that [ __ ] they keep hitting you every monkey man okay i'm like god damn it like you forgive me what what documentary it's called the comedy store it's about the history of the comedy store and it's on show time oh it sounds dark all right no no it's only yeah because they're always trying because comedians always got to be covered as you know drug addicts and depression which many of us are white but but they focus on that but this history of the geniuses allegedly are that for a reason yeah no very white was the common store thing very very white it was very white because the comedy store in my opinion is extra white with a dash of female a dash of color yeah but the dash of color and female are like legends yeah they're old they're all like they don't want to mention it at all yeah it's the only complaint i have with the comedy store when i when i hit up the guy who books it and handles making you a regular put your name on the wall he was like i was like you haven't passed a black girl in a while he's like well we pat and he named women he passed three years ago i'm like you don't get it that was a long time ago it's supposed to be like we passed monique mom's maybe you act like marsha warfield didn't happen you think it's funny that's my point i'm like you guys are doing it every couple of years it should be just with the white boys mix us all in together oh man no jackie no okay to be grateful that you're being seen everything these crackers have i want i want all that [ __ ] sorry i want everything they got because i deserve whatever they recently if you have a white man friend like i i have a lot um nobody's surprised um but if you have one you work in the business your your voice got a whole tinge of clueless in it we know listen okay y'all i don't know back and forth don't worry we know we don't have to go back before don't do it that should be on a black girl's resume white girl voice black what kind of voice you need what you need what you need we're all voice over actors every black woman is a voice over actor what you need no but i was gonna say like sometimes i just call powerful white men that i know and i'm like i didn't treat you over there and i just listen i'm like oh okay they do that okay and they're not hitting you okay ain't nobody you know let me tell you what's hilarious the concept of calling powerful white men and making sure they okay yes hysterical that's that's hilarious hey no no no no that is genius you all right i know thank you for you need me to call somebody for you yeah yo you okay you if you like that being the decide okay i didn't treat you over there baby i was just concerned that that might change the world you see how much more relaxed their lives are at work it just makes you feel like i want a piece of this after going to so many meetings for whatever reason in l.a after a while i'm like they're like can we get you anything i'm like yeah i see you got bagels over there can i get some cream cheese i'm like i've been here whatever it is i'm not getting a show not here let me get a bagel it's bagel friday it's bagel fries it's krispy kreme wednesday let me see over there behind the reception let me get two of those that's so good well listen before we start winding down i want to let people know something uh and i'm going to do this kind of quick because like i said this is the last week of zooming with the homies for most people um but if you guys are interested because i wanted to do something for all my guests that came on and also for you guys uh i am going to do this and i'm sharing it with y'all now it's kind of last minute but it is what it is so i'm doing a farewell to january show uh all my more mob subscribers you guys are gonna get the link for free general public it'll just be five dollars it's gonna be on saturday from seven and nine um i'm gonna be calling people uh within the next day or so and confirm these are just a small list of people that i've already confirmed confirmed today i literally spent like three hours getting the whole team together to record it and you guys get a 24-hour link uh because it will not stay up on facebook i'm on youtube so you'll get a link if you buy it if you uh don't get a chance to watch it at the time um and i'll probably get an act for for for that as well so um yeah this is just something the guests leslie roy wood uh a lot of people from the squad todd davis cp uh i got the squad's heist i'm gonna change that spice adams tone belt tony roberts and more obviously um takara is welcome daily welcome jackie you're welcome uh bt you're welcome anybody that has time everybody's only going to be on for like five to ten minutes uh and the eventbrite is up as well so uh i will put i will make that post right after this show but the eventbrite is right here and you'll get instructions today up you'll get your link two hours before because i know people will be freaking out when they don't get their name oh i ain't got the link yet say yo my man this is four o'clock the show don't start seven so you'll get it at five it'll take you to a landing page where you'll you see the counter and you'll see the flyer and everything like that so uh again more my patreons you guys get it for free general public if you want to tune in just just be five dollars and people like five dollars yes it's five dollars it's five dollars and you'll see some of the great artists that you've seen all year that made you laugh they provided countless hours of entertainment for you throughout this whole uh pandemic you'll get a chance to give them their flowers um and they'll get a chance to say the thank yous and how they manage and you know we're just it'll be a great time just like one last reunion before the new year so if you guys are interested i'm gonna post that after the fact um and yeah it's gonna it's gonna be dope so yeah it's two hours this is it's two hours like like the show was always two hours somebody said two hours yep two hours always been always been two hours seven to nine so that's what it'll be that's super dope man so good and i'm honored to be invited to watch because i'm gonna watch whether i'm dipping or not so i'm excited for you yeah absolutely man so it's gonna be a good time man it's gonna be a lot of laughs uh chris spencer said i'm gonna read y'all the text message that chris spencer said to me this is a you hear are you going big michael little mike i know i'm gonna go little mike big mike i'm gonna go both i'm a double-teamer you know what i'm saying uh i hear chris i say yo doing a farewell to this year zooming um asking you to come on for about five to ten minutes between seven and nine pst you're free he said of course man for you anything he said it'd be me and tommy davidson when i watched that episode where you told and i i knew when you told that story that those particular people would never let that go that's going to be like for the rest of your life so here's the thing he said i said bring him we can settle it once and for all lmao he said i told him about it i said really he said he was flabbergasted i hit him with this meme the huh really right so i don't know maybe he'll pop up maybe he won't drama it's like real housewives but better way to find out for sure to pull up like britches you know what i'm talking about i'm dumb did you miss me i'm looking things cream corn you know what's funny about this to hear probably really love tommy davis at one point in time he been having to hold this vendetta because in real life i did i was a big fan of tommy davidson trying to play me i love him as cream corn and black dynamite made me laugh every time he's running around in that chair he's like black dynamite and he took off running when he got to the roof and he was like let me catch my breath black night everybody was like i'm ready oh god i'm trying to do something yeah we can see your why are you putting your address on everything i thought i stopped the video but i guess i didn't um well i'm gonna do it now i'll be right back you over there filling out uh some w-2 sometimes if you knew my life my address already out there so it ain't nothing new um give me two seconds marquee did you think i was gonna send it you [ __ ] face wait what oh yeah with the they gonna cancel his request for 25 [ __ ] i don't give a [ __ ] what do y'all do when somebody send you money by mistake on i always send it back four hours to the back okay mistake that's in the back that happened to me recently i sent it to a high school friend i hadn't talked to in years and for two months he didn't say [ __ ] i was like can you say the background's like i guess i'm never gonna get it back maybe i blessed him whatever and then two months later he was like i just saw this and he sent it back so oh good people very sweet but also like if he had kept it i would have laughed because i don't mind he used that money because he needed it at that moment he read up put the money back in his account and then sent it to you blessing you blessed him and didn't even know it girl okay david if you want to uh lazy if you want me to hook you up to do my quiz if you're trying to scam people on cash up you know what i mean i could have a crime app okay i use venmo that is the middle no money hoping that you ain't gonna notice a crime app why is that yeah because cash up doesn't flag [ __ ] like other apps like cash app will let you get away with some [ __ ] for a minute before they start flagging you so a lot of people on instagram and on twitter who do those like if you retweet me and tag three friends you'll get a giveaway you'll get 500 dollars whatever they'll do that [ __ ] and then they'll be like oh send me your cash app and they'll do like shitty [ __ ] through cash app like if cash app is very shady i like paypal because it's like the most close to a bank because paypal will call you they'll be like hey people was trying to steal we beat them [ __ ] up for you uh just paypal like the cash paypal block you when anything looked kinda weird they're like what's that what's that you yes it was me you sure right yeah you can't you can't gamble you can't gamble in class [ __ ] oh and what's that because i'm running this fantasy basketball league and somebody put that's what the payment was for and cash up and cash had blocked i was like why they block it and i was like oh the details say fantasy hoop league you can't gamble or or scan the system that's interesting i mean i didn't know that and cash up gives you your money the fastest which is why i do like that because it's like quick that zell does yeah i don't like sales they are way too close to my actual account because that's like mine my bank account uses zell zelle all most banks do most banks and credit card credit unions do however you got to go through a lot of prompts to send money they make sure first of all they make you enter the person name as a new contact if they're not already in existing content okay let's find out a little bit about this person that you're trying to send this money to okay all right great what's their phone number oh you don't have their phone number perfect what's the email we need one of the two okay they go through all of these prompts and then you put in that amount then they say okay before we send this [ __ ] are you sure yeah so you gotta go through so many things on zell and then it comes instantly though so i like i like zell i like the i like that you can have an account with one bank and zell another bank and as soon as you press send the money is from one bank to another this is why zell wins over paypal because if it's paypal and somebody sending you the money for a job paypal is going to take some money out of it first if they send you two thousand dollars you're going to get 1911 to the team every time yeah charges you if you want to do an instant deposit like if somebody just send you something today it's like 200 they'll take like one percent of it no they take it before i even do that oh wow i don't know you might i don't know wait a minute cash uncle sam what's happening they said it's because mine's just set up as a business account oh yeah yeah yeah yeah if you want to say whatever you're using for taxes at the end of the year so y'all here block cut off lacy's stuff because she gonna scam us later i don't want him yo i'm gonna put you on the game black owned app uh actually invested into it some friends of mine that are down here in dallas if people are borrowing money from you they said it he set it up to whereas if it's peer-to-peer loans so if somebody be like hey dave let me borrow a hundred dollars i'll be like all right we're gonna do it through this app called zer2 and it ties to your account so therefore you set up how you're gonna get paid back automatically versus it being a situation of hey man i'm gonna give you your money back i'm gonna give it this uh-huh no no no we're gonna i'm gonna send you this honey and then it's gonna take 25 dollars out yeah it's just so what it does is twofold it either gets people from borrowing money from you because they like dang now that's tied to my account i ain't about to do that [ __ ] or you get your money back either way you still get your money so it's basically you have card again zer 2 z-i-r-t-u-e some cats down here dallas uh what does that stand for set it up i don't know what to do we gotta fix the brandon they should call it like [ __ ] i need that or something like that i need that [ __ ] i'm gonna need that but i'm gonna need that hold that that's okay but maybe it's in my own listen uh it's about six minutes out let's go ahead and start wrapping it up real quick uh let's go uh dalen jackie bt lacey to carl uh appreciate y'all let me come hang out with y'all um this has been a good look i think i've been it's probably my fourth one i think or something something like that since this summer all started off on a basic tweet uh that went out and to here did a video like yo whoever running this [ __ ] got to be black something something going on this ain't even right so my people contacted we decided to come on here so been super good super fun met some cool people um shout out to everybody that did the show previously if you want to follow me everybody loves daylen i'm just a regular dude works in marketing you know know a couple people making certain things happen so appreciate you brother love what y'all doing and he got a drawer for the ladies too listen right now you need organic you need to be homemade you need honest what you need i'm just all for you this is for to make sure you as comfortable your vagina is my vagina and i wanted to be clean and fresh and secure what you need somebody it's because i'm a new because i'm a catholic that may have a little bit to do with it out there i meet somebody everybody was shimmying in the chat and so i just wanted to tell you they just put shoulders in the chest all you see is this thing bayless that's gaylord yeah that's daylily's emoji we got to give daylan the praying hands like he for the star shimmy and who said he or what nobody somebody somebody somebody screenshot that [ __ ] how did you feel about the chris brown heat video i didn't hey man everybody give me this ass off i was like i used to work in radio and when that whole thing dropped everybody at the station was like darling i was like my name is daley you used to know a lot of stuff they died you say well you are you are look at all the hands they you have your cane naylan you still got your cane it's another room don't get it okay i actually do my calls like i'll be on zoom cars at work and it's [ __ ] back up y'all better leave this man alone he ain't in that he don't do that no more you like it what'd you see you gotta put your hands on your hips let's go jackie let's go thank you guys for the cash out blessings uh my podcast on my youtube page relatable with jackie fabulous also you can get it on anywhere you can listen to podcasts amazon apple spotify all of them jackiefabulous.com and uh pray for me i may have a job that require i spend some time in la so let's behave ourselves come on come on candy cane let's put our face count condoms back on so i can come out there and go back get back to smashing the west coast yes i'm excited all right there it is let's go bt smashing the west coast jacket so if you come back here i could be your snuggle nuts let me be your moses west coast snuggles for you baby all right um all right so uh real quick let me go to these cash chefs here we i love y'all go and foremost three thousand yards you know what it is with me kings and queens and what uh kim younger younger do say do say the greek infested johnny linglish james and fears are talking to nostalgia and the fred wie the son and i'm gonna have a secret none of this [ __ ] what no i said all the names perfectly correctly um mark marquis k i hope you fall down some stairs and gravy pour out your legs with your requesting 25 face ass get your gold fast out of here future husband if you don't get the fat i love you marquise dumbass like he do you not gonna catch me bro ain't nothing in there ah face ass i'm sorry that's the t-shirt for you bt face face ass yeah um so with that being said please you guys add yourself to the discord i have a few spots left in the fantasy league two uh there might be like three spots left in the second fantasy league most importantly is the discord because normally if you end up there then you'll end up uh migrating over to everything else but still uh keep messing with that youtube and all that good jazz t i love you baby you know what i mean you know you fam oh hey wayne stop i appreciate you brother i appreciate you dayline i know you are more than that as a person and i know people call you all the time just hitting you up about that they be at the store you're like nah man sometimes bro you got to buy it if you have my house and i'm happy and it's cool but you can't just keep calling me every day man you man you know everybody over there i appreciate you bro lacy stop scamming jackie fabulous come on come on back home to carl face uh i love you and i think y'all should respect my song a little bit more it was tailor made for y'all let me be your mosey like the [ __ ] in the back he's knocked out snuggle nuts that was for jackie not here i want a scam for you baby it's good i get it now i like it i love them there you go and some lemon peppers after that we get done with everybody i'm gonna see it okay hit us with a little something go ahead lazy what you got for them oh okay um guys if you like robbery and you like fraud and you like comedy and honestly my podcast is just a comedy show that i've scammed you guys into listening to um we're with team coco conan o'brien um i scammed that white man i let her know why man he's huge um at scam god it's podcast uh everywhere anywhere you want it to be the con on abc i was a talking head and a expert on scams which is a scam in itself um if you want to hear me talking about scams the con on abc um there's nothing else i can really say right now follow me d-i-b-a-l-a-c-i on all platforms diva lacey find my clubhouse i have a clubhouse now and i'm doing i'm trying to do nonsense with it i don't understand it yet but i'm there and hbo in the spring i can't say what but in the spring hbo hey okay did anybody hit your cash up lazy i didn't put my phone out there that's right you're right now i just want you to follow me so i can like we can like what were you talking about earlier with relationships like oh she sleeps over with her period i want you all to have your period and just [ __ ] hang out with me and then eventually eventually eventually what i'll get you y'all go we're gonna fight i thought she fight that's what she [ __ ] i'll get you i'll get you i'm gonna get you eventually um also you guys there's a coors like commercial with me uh on running right now uh if you see nfl games and you see me pop up yeah this and probably more stuff coming but you know all right all right face let's go okay hi um my podcast will be starting back up this monday live after divorce podcast i had to take a break because i had some other things i had to deal with so make sure you tune in every monday 6 p.m pacific time um uh to life afterwards podcast um apparently i filmed something in the beginning in covid um i'm on people's treadmills i don't know it was like a walking tour of la and i did it and now i'm on people's treadmills and you can walk with me and i like so if you're working out you know go check the treadmill i'm not going to be walking on it but you should and um it's a walking tour with me um several people have told me that they've seen it already so kudos to that um i will be coming back to uh in the spring um comedy central's uh what's the name so i can't even remember uh no it's not chicago forget it let's just forget it um i am going to start my only fans it's going to be called only pants um make sure you check that out it will just be pants once or twice a week i will pick a pair of pants a pair of leggings and a pair of jeans i will adjust them accordingly mosey will walk by in the background to make sure that that's all i'm doing um huh no twerking no no twerking just the adjusting of the pants um make sure you follow me on social media most of you are already doing that headboard gang in the building um thank you shout out to everybody who sent me cash apps i appreciate you and i love you um and i want to i have a show this weekend at magic castle um if you guys want to check out the show this weekend at magic castle i will be there this weekend um show starts at 8 p.m that's so dope is it outdoors is it it is outdoors it's outdoors it's dope though it's a dope dope dope show can we get in the magic castle uh it's not indoors it's outdoors in the parking lot no i mean can we get in you know how the magic castle be yeah um i think i can get in i don't know i don't know about you yeah it is very exclusive mosey said what's up buddy sleep um and i love you to hear shout out to everybody who sent cash ups and i will and thank you and hopefully dailon dalon dalon will give us a a shimmy this is what i'm saying he's like y'all taking it honorary bro for the for the first four minutes kevin kevin said who remember when the car fell asleep on the first show mind your business shout out to uh ms merles shout out to digitizer shout out to josh english shout out to young deuces santiago production shout out to kristen mays shout out to take stage josh english hto bread marketa childress uh childress uh shout out to the one fire rabbit i appreciate all the donations man you guys make a hell of a difference um the flyer will go up tonight on my instagram i will put the link in my league tree uh dabs over here what's up dab dab from uh the comedy union she just joined the chat what's up dab love you miss hey dabba dab uh tomorrow night we got a goddamn lazy wait tomorrow night we got uh all the members uh well most of the people that you will see on tony baker's and friends show on friday we're gonna have them on the show tomorrow night it's gonna be a lot of fun so make sure you tune in for that and then on saturday like i said we will have the uh the special edition farewell to the uh to the year show of zooming with the homies yes we will come back in january planning on the first week of january but it might be the second i don't know we're gonna try to restructure some things if it takes x a week then i'd rather take the extra week to get everything together uh because we might start doing it with ots and have it all framed out and make it really look like branded like a show so if that takes a little extra time then we're gonna make it do it like that but it's gonna come back fresh trust me so just bear with me and trust the process uh appreciate y'all man um lacey then daley what are you doing no go ahead like go lacey oh i was sorry it was the zoom to hear if i saw you were talking i would have stopped talking oh no it's nothing i was just going to say not to be a daily but people keep calling me young miami in this group chat and i don't know why so i just wanted to say that before you know why you don't know why you know what you did in miami yeah real ass scam get this song you went to jail for that [ __ ] realize me everybody goes to miami and ruins their life a little bit no jackie that's from uh a group the city girls young miami young man what's that jackie show that agency miami was in the supreme you know i used to [ __ ] young man uncle luke daddy yeah we call him luther it was uncle luther not gonna be confused with the other luther you know you thought they were in miami they was calling your young mama [ __ ] is what they were calling it i'm gonna leave jackie i can't believe jackie said because you know everybody got she playing with her hair you know everybody go to miami do some dumb [ __ ] in miami everybody cause i remember back when i went to miami i lost miami i lost my virginity for the sixth time in miami and i was young i 1937 the first kappa beach party was in miami and let me tell you who wasn't who was in attendance to these young boys why you think they still [ __ ] me today okay who do you think they made real big yo to hear you good girl i will say yeah i got interviewed for a podcast uh the soul hollywood podcast talking about work [ __ ] off of this show like normally like i said don't normally do it but she reached out jumped on her podcast we talked work stuff so shout out to mark whedon so hollywood podcast i remember a marquita when i went to miami for the first time ain't that sharing these nah that that that that's cool we gotta go we gotta go we gotta go shout out to the scary squad new episode of uh uh damon and that too scary comes out tomorrow the episode of fair versus me on word is hard drop today make sure you go check that out and the new episode of more the story dropped out yesterday real quick before we get out of here we're going to see if dale is going to bless us with a little something real quick you know i'm talking about what you got for him let's go daily oh am i doing it right listen i was ready to do it with you all you gonna do with squirrel list that's all you got in the twirl that's all you're gonna do i just want y'all i want y'all after this is over go back and look at lacey's face while daley was hitting it lacey was like it happens it happens i mean you're just saying hey am i doing it right i will talk to y'all tomorrow thank you to all my guests for pulling up pulling up make sure you hit that like button on the way

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Published: Thu Dec 17 2020