Zooming With The Homies Episode 173

[Music] [Music] seven and nine west coast 10 to 12 on the east girl you better tune into it boy i try to tell you this a new big movement sit [Music] daytime [Music] yo what's poppin good people uh welcome back to another episode of zoom with the homies man you ever wake up out of a nap you know you got to be responsible you don't feel like doing it bro the show almost started late i'm gonna be real with y'all i had a good nap i had just i had just started rubbing my toes together in my dream and the real oh oh my god it felt great guys but the show must go on um so excuse my hair and my beard because i didn't have time i didn't have time to do both i had to make a decision i was either going to eat real quick or do the grooming you see what you see what i did i ain't here for your foolishness all your jokes um we got a fantastic show for you guys uh amazing content has come out this week uh to all the scary squad uh and subscribers to dammit adventure scary damn it and the tuscarora would drop in the morning we finally got it together so this is a long week man there's a long week of filming and it ain't over yet so thank god pulling up man we got a fantastic show for y'all we're gonna go ahead and jump into it because we have a lot of people on the show and some people have to leave early some people going to come late this is a whole thing and we want to make sure everybody gets enough time in here to have a great time with us so let me start adding people in there in the the young stream you know what i'm saying um and we're gonna get this show on the way uh um pulling up everybody let's see here already oh oh oh snap listen listen i have never had the pleasure of seeing ty davis run before until right now you turn that camera on and you realize that you didn't unpack your whole suitcase and left it on that bed it's a it's a different fear it's a different fit ladies and gentlemen and since we already here i want y'all to put your hands together for one of the first ladies of zuma with the homie she is the leader of the of the yam fam you understand me working on multiple projects uh she is the clubhouse oprah she is the destroyer of clothes on the bed you you got some clothes on the pixie will destroy it do you understand me you won't even get a chance to have havoc she's gonna take care of ladies and gentlemen from baltimore uh wow the carolinas i want y'all to put your hands together and welcome the sometimes guest host always hilarious stand-up comedian writer and actor miss ty davis hey y'all hey can y'all hear me we hear you we hear you just fine okay cuz see like on my listen this day this day can go to hell to hear and they try to kill me does they try to okay and dave was like man shut your ass up the day did it killed her it definitely had his way with her she didn't um i don't know what was going on but you know what she'll get together and she'll be back um since he's already up there ladies and gentlemen let's just move right along next up uh you seen his brother he is one third of the black tea podcast uh delivering hilarity to you on a weekly basis ladies and gentlemen he is a stepfather okay to man man all right he's out here doing his thing doing joe's got specials he's a writer he's an acting producer ladies and gentlemen i want you welcome back to the show the hilarious mr mikey whitfield bam what's up sir hey thank you so much i actually i didn't want to be introduced next i wanted to it to build up but i'll take it and how it happened was interesting too uh where's ty are we gonna be concerned about her absence okay great um and yeah man um i like that man we gonna call him everything you said man man yeah i call him uh step man stop man some people call him man boy you know and uh you know all as well yeah things are exciting oh oh and we changed the name you know where it was the black tea podcast it's black tea university now oh yeah yeah cause we like we out here teaching you know and just kicking knowledge across the world hey i just want to say what's up to y'all and what's up to everybody because i will tell you man your fans have shown love they've been really kind they've been popping up in places and it's been like oh man what's up man and i've been like what's up man it's been it's been grand yeah that's fantastic that's what i love to hear man my people do show a lot of love so i'm very thankful that they filled up represented and had a lot of fun with you um next up we're gonna see if we can go back to her if she's ready if you're ready give me the thumbs up oh she'll put the spectacles on ladies and gentlemen i already did the intro but we gonna let her finish doing her own thing because this day tried to kill her and they hung up uh put your hands together welcome back to the to the main page miss ty davis hey y'all hey hey y'all hey hey y'all hey uh so i i feel like uh i came in here maybe with with the wrong kind of energy because universe uh has been flexing on me all day so you right you got it boss i don't want any smoke uh i'm happy to be here i i'm here in la i'm putting my lotion on i got my bags uh your mic's not son of a [ __ ] i'm just [ __ ] with you i'm just [ __ ] with you oh you can hear me if it's coming from big irish james not genuine that much i can test elizabeth [Music] jay why would you do that to her on today of all days uh i'm here until the 7th okay cool i'm gonna drop a bottle off to you and bless you with it real quick then that way you gotta do something to always pull up and pull up so uh we're gonna make that happen next up ladies and gentlemen um this brother is is hilariously uh outstanding okay he stands seven feet nine okay when he drives a dump truck but it is the coolest dump truck by chrysler you have ever seen in your entire life because that's the only thing that will fit him he is a dog person as you just saw but he's not one of those dog people that let the dogs kiss him in the mouth you get close chin area but that's where it stops god damn it uh he's been in uh vegas tearing things down out there having a business he moves all over the place i'm starting to wonder if he's in protective custody but it doesn't matter because he's here with us tonight ladies and gentlemen the 7-4 v9 900 pounds pro wrestler if he wants to be i'll put our hands together for writer actor comedian mr big irish what's up i appreciate all that other than the the 900 pounds i mean we could you know it just by the way uh also uh reiterating what mikey said uh with your fans uh when i was in tempe two people showed up one was wearing a shirt of melissa's and one shirts at my show but that's cool hey man listen dreamers can dream brother yeah no it was great they were awesome well man thank you thank you for hoping the show went well as well but uh we're going to keep it moving real quick because uh like we got a lot of people so i want to make sure everybody is in here and chilling and having a good time uh tai is lotion in this entire body that's what i want y'all to understand i thought it was gonna stop at the arms but when i saw her throw that leg up there she is loading this entire body she really be out here guys the only fans preview right there i just got out the shower man today ty's lotion enough like she's about to film something for her only fans okay and you know what live your life queen live your life yams i see what you did there i think you did that ladies and gentlemen next up he is uh another uh co-host of the black tea university podcast uh he's out here doing this and y'all see you see the haircut is back you know what i'm saying you see what he's doing he biting the bottom lip he let you know it's gonna be a goddamn problem you understand me aka the vincent dracula jones aka the owner of club tickle that thing uh working with jay phillips on like 16 shows and he got 19 projects booking amazon commercials and promos and all types of [ __ ] ladies and gentlemen i want you to put your hands together for the former uh mr america the bodybuilder that no one had even known about he was actually just a trainer to all the bodybuilders but he didn't he didn't do it himself ladies and gentlemen put your hands together welcome back to the show amazing comedian writer actor content creator mr b t kingsley what's up most importantly your friend oh yeah so look here's the thing uh once again bro uh i'm very happy to be here butter for a lotion y'all saw it y'all know yeah when i first met irish j he had on like one of the satiny silk uh color me bad shirts and two black women with them i was like i like this guy damn hit on green when i met him it was uh one piece he's all right to hear i don't it's the camera right but it's also the three lights you have three different light sources above you i can see it in your glasses no just two i got two in front of me okay then the reflection is picking up seven of them this [ __ ] looks amazing i am always impressed with how crisp this camera is i am this is better than i watch a lot of shows with a lot of rich famous people and it never looks like this i'm gonna be honest hey man i'm just thankful you know i have some friends come over here get the light together so we we just we just thankful to be here just thankful to be and we're thankful that you're here sir so we appreciate it i'm excited man what up though let's get to it man it's a good day baby it's a it's a celebration and you know me with like the final heartbeat it's a good day and a bad day because it is the final keep your editions but it is also a beautiful day we have a great show coming up it's a great show let's go yeah we got one more person that just pulled up ladies and gentlemen uh you know him as the voice over king do you understand me i know him is the raggedy tank top wearer he'd be out in these hotels with these black tank tops and i just i am not it's red right now baby but he is it's undeniable that he is one of the most talented comedians i have ever come across fantastically hilarious ladies and gentlemen i want you to put your hands together for a content creator of all sorts podcast poster uh comedian host arthur writer producer everything actor put your hands together for the father as well mr tony baker he's in the house i thought it was a different person you said it was he's an arthur yeah yeah he writes a lot of [ __ ] what's up what tony bragging why are you sitting on the ground crisscross applesauce because i'm doing things man i'm in here doing things are you crisscross applesauce right now i am actually you know all right let's get the camera on that man oh my god [Music] could never do this not for that long i can do it for that come on man that looks comfortable oh it's mad comfortable man the only thing that makes me jealous is that you are so comfortable doing it like i could do it for like the first couple minutes but then it gets it gets weird right your legs look really nicely tucked in place quit rubbing them come on hey [Music] i'm talking to dr strange in this pose i i hate your tank top selection come on in your pole selection all right is that a c or w chores in this house that's cunning that is funny i like that some chores in this house we doing chores out here man let me tell you something ty davis then put on lotion all over her whole body now she's putting on the waist trainer i just want her to just be still ain't nobody putting a waist trainer on he's putting weight straight all the time nah my my waist is not trained it is very much unruly and i am not out here nah you gonna see these rolls if you got a problem with the rose then you ain't the one and if you like rose put some butter on it turn up cause i'm outside with it you know what i don't know everything right now because i'm 40 so yeah okay oh b what b just put up you got a wrestling match bt he gave us the wwe outfit that's wwf actually that's andre the giant that's andre the giant all day long and i this is the junkyard hog all because of you this is all because of you tony baker to here don't sit up here and act like your shirt don't be off for 10 zoom ins out of the month i don't i don't know what you're talking about you do you do what three zuma's a week now yep your shirt be all your nipples have been seen you and kev i'm seeing y'all chest and nipples more than lisa anne uh who's that pinky lisa and sharaketa ass i'm trying to think of some more porn stars out here this is lauren the real miss lawrence she's on instagram right now miss lauren rocky reynolds jackie fire loxie reynolds okay how did you guys memorize their names because i was born i watched porn i know but i know their faces but like the names i look for the names i don't know i don't know the names because i don't watch them like don't do this y'all amateur bad lighting kid might run in the room they getting cussing him out like that's the [ __ ] i like real i like when the dude didn't even know if he was all the way gonna get it like i like yeah yeah i like up and coming too yeah i don't like the up and coming man it's a dinosaur open mic point yeah mike are you in the closet bro you said am i in the closet nah man no i'm not in the closet oh what are you doing like you're making a hostage table yo maybe maybe that's what i did before we started if y'all could just save me in the chatsworth please if you could just get the cops over whatever what if mikey what if mikey was kidnapped but he was like you know i'm supposed to zoom in with the home he said oh i like this show go ahead and do that if you mention that you hail hostage at any point in time during this zooming we're gonna blow your head off we got a pro wrestler and a yogi all on one zuma with the homies why is bt doing bt did you tear your tank top up to do this because you know i i'll take i take black tank tops personally if you ruin one just for this foolishness we gotta have a conversation let me tell it's a bt's tank top i guarantee look like that before he took the shirt off i guarantee you that's just that's just wearing hair that's like tank tops matter no that looks like it it used to identify as black but now it's like a great you said here's the thing though i hate it when i see tank tops and they're hanging on by a thread in this in this department bt oh no when can we do a poll like is it going to make the episode who thinks he's going to make the whole the whole episode bt the giants somebody said in the comments it's holding on by like a bread tie it's the it's the width of a bread tie twist out for the bread it is look like you took a bite out of that the mcgruff tank top take a bite out of crack y'all was attacking tony baker about his uh tank time we must protect tony baker at all costs so you know bt also [Music] the black tank top must be valued out here the community the chatsworth values the black tank it's really only to here to be and i'll be hating hard too i'm consistent with the hang and i consistently don't like what's wrong with the black tank nothing's wrong with them they work great with black shirts great shirts right not so much on the white shirts because it comes through but i just don't like to see naked chests on the black tank top like i don't i don't want to see that i'm not used to it i just i don't i'm you see every molecule of the sweat stain on the white on the white tank i don't know you see every molecule of the sweat i'm not going to act like i haven't had ginger before but no longer no longer now if it's dingy it's not chris white we toss it we need a rubber band if i lean back like this and it's normal oh is it my eyes it looks dark blue like we've been saying black tank top but it it's definitely ashy lotion oh damn why ain't come losing he fixed himself together like [Laughter] oh my god i didn't even make this announcement first of all ladies and gentlemen thank you for being here uh shout out to the more mob shout out to the mods doing an amazing job in the comments man go ahead and hit that like button subscribe to the channel if you haven't already also this is a free show so if you want to bless the guests with a little something hit their cash apps they are all up there right there except the irish jay he obviously is doing so well he doesn't need your tips he said [ __ ] you and i might actually like go in like three minutes because i got that oh that's right yeah that's right jay has already okay going man look at that you know you know i'm working i what time is the show eight o'clock who headlining me what the [ __ ] because i kind of like to be on time i mean you know i mean he's [Music] a little bit later the the feature got to do 25 yeah man you'll get that when you get there bro hannah your business jay man we're gonna see you tomorrow all right all right i'm going to say you flying here tomorrow are you driving in i'm going to drive in drive in do the show then driving right back really what you want to do you're an assassin man yeah you know [ __ ] road dog baby i like i like that driver and then we'll talk about that vegas drive in a minute because i i don't like it anymore but go ahead i'll see you tomorrow see you tomorrow jay you want to tell them your uh coupon code if they want to get tickets with you and support you j-a-y are the letters of his name all right there it is well thank you brother we'll see you soon all right i love you all see you i remember i used to go work big hour jay-z [Laughter] your life didn't stand a chance what's up kev on stage hey oh great nice to see you here you made it here on time that is so amazing that you were able to remember that we were doing zoom with the homies even though you didn't remember that meeting that you set up with me and then brennan got sick and then you were like oh yeah what you mean i really got sick what's wrong with him he got food poisoning oh my god song somebody uh somebody got the clickety tax in the back i don't know i think it's coming from bt i'm gonna pop mewtwo real quick bt at all it's bt damn no no it's still there right it's me uh let's see hold on let me see tony let me see head ass is it there i don't know still here yo i hear it too yeah who is it it's not kev kev just got here it was already happening before to hear it's not you it's a tie dollar sign i don't know this todd dollar sign yo hold on let's see i'm muted ty that's what we got kev what you eating man oh time you might need the headphones that's it it's ty dollar sign bam we should have did a poll in the chat word so people can get the money yeah that was a fun game though that was fun damn we be doing that on twitch mike we'd be like all right who's gonna die first yeah they'd be doing little polls and stuff all right hey man that's for her i know she just told him i told him i'm gonna take a bottle i'm gonna take a bottle tonight ty when you get into la when you getting in she's there are you over here are you here now you in the hotel show what's the hotel room oh yeah that was the room she came top hopped on the screen she hopped in the stream but she didn't realize she had clothes on the bed tight jumped up and ran and was like [Laughter] the chair was like she didn't want to reveal her outfit for tomorrow yo you catch your little outfit for tomorrow ty you love your lady outfit i'm gonna kill them tomorrow with this so i have never in my life expected to see todd davis run let me know i'm a grandmother you gonna take me as i i'm not running for nothing but tommy clean though on that scene she do but i just never expect to ever see her i never expected i thought it was a cool run though it was a real athletic running i have been running all day i'm so tired i've been running the airport one of the homies was like oh well you know if they like lose your bag they you know they'll write you a check for like five thousand dollars on the spot oh really that's not true nowhere near the truth oh i'm about to say what's in there my pumps are in my crocodile pumps are in that bag my wigs are in that bag i need y'all to find my bag yo that's something they have they still haven't found it yet no they they they found it i had to go back out to the airport to get it ain't it later all the way back like i literally i got back to my room at 6 30 hopped in the shower you know what i'm saying north south east west put water all over me and then i prayed about the rest and then i put the lotion on we don't want ty's la visit to be like this y'all go ahead and hit her catch up bless her so she can go get some drinks tonight at the bar whatever bar is close y'all mission so so couple of things that uh number one that's a goddamn lie they won't give you five thousand dollars at all i don't care i don't think how much they were offering i needed my bag but they were all closed in that bag i put all my definitely taking wigs with a carry-on we don't want you to be without those the uh so it's a whole story i'll tell y'all about it tomorrow but my bags were carry on yeah i i long i was doing a favor for somebody and it backfired on me so you had the drug shipment yeah definitely that's what happened how's that i want to point out real quick okay okay so this way i want to point out real quick kev is loving the fact that we are keeping the conversation going so he can destroy these noodles real quick i just want to bring attention to can't eat these noodles right now are those bottomless noodles man put it down to be professional you couldn't help himself he's like oh [ __ ] no what happened is we had a lunch meeting to today uh to hear flake on it that's when i was gonna eat then i had to go to a shoot so i just came from shoot to shoot to shoot because to hear flake on the meeting that he set up and added me to then about wow here's the thing here's the thing i apologize via the chat the people that were involved you did not apologize i did i did i apologize to each person individually okay and then i apologize your apology when the difference everybody began i'm sorry i'm sorry today got so crazy person listen hey to the other people around their meeting and when you did i ain't getting no apology i got i got funny gifts in the chat gift boy jimmy yeah that's me let me look at bt because i know bt would never do that to me overweight by the airport at the meeting that i set up matter of fact i totally forgot about that i'm doing something more important i brought you in this is no longer important to me oh as friends whoever bring me for a meeting and then forget as a friend you gonna feel so done first of all what you don't want to do is read text messages okay because the message you sent me is not kid friendly that's what you don't want to do so shut up she brought in your top how do you at work [Music] [Music] let's not forget when it goes to transgressions you open my cake on my birthday she has six toes on one foot and her lifelong dream was to wear sandals he had been wearing all of her entire life huh you have to mute that sound oh it's that all right just go to bed baby just it's all right okay right here now so everybody knows this is my last one with the homies now they keep your distances over i'm not even gonna come over here and [ __ ] i don't want to hear this dog on cake story ever again i always got to hear what i'm doing with the homies i got a i got a solution for all this i ain't coming no more how about that how was the cake though it was worth every bite mikey winfield all the vitriol every time to hear say that i think about how good the cake was first he think he hurt me the first memory if i had to go to jail for the weekend for that cake i'd have been in there like you know what i'd do it again and that's the truth i do it again knowing everything i know now i do it again on purpose now well you said for every every tag that you ever found when you wouldn't look for every airplane tag [Laughter] he's done that infinitely more times bt he has done that infinitely and nobody even did that to him nobody pranked him and then he got us back he just started doing that jesus facts these is facts paul was there i was the only one doing pranks on the tour i was not alone until other people were doing pranks as well wait who's who started the culture of pranks to hear okay all right quiet you started the culture of pranks everybody else was just in defense mode we was just in get back tony and tony thank you for always being a part of meetings that you schedule and being there when you're scheduled and i hate meetings i've never even scheduled mugs tony wore tennis shoes to your dinner you were nominated by the naacp i look fresh though you just i was friends the only thing about that is though we knew tony was gonna wear it melissa we was shopping for clothes and i was like you think tony gonna wear hard bottoms like i told him i'm gonna be well y'all know me well told him you went to the oscars would you would you go hard bottoms probably not well especially if i was the favorite to win i'm wearing i'm wearing the jordans come on tony your first oscars the jordan ones is more expensive than the hard bottoms of course huh not unless you're wearing a dior jordans wait how much though no jordan not being as expensive as a nice pair of the last three jordan ones i won they all over a thousand dollars now together you're talking about today a piece of me tony listen let me tell y'all how much tony has changed yeah hell yeah before you even do this to him i'm not paying over a thousand dollars for them yeah i'm just saying how much they are yeah all right tony that sounds good too that sounds good and even if you're going to pay a thousand song you got it but i'm not being that it's the principle let me tell y'all how i got here yes tony baker went with me to this this sneaker store in boston called bodega okay now we went to bodega and we grabbed some shoes and tony was looking like yeah y'all gonna spend all of that on shoes he was in there holding this blouse together and holding this cane and shaking it at us y'all gonna spend all of that get off my front yard and i was like tony is this it's 150. these you know this this is it's not even resale this is retail this is just what this car well i think i might just get me a pair of jordan ones he got a pair of jordan ones and he tossed and turned all night and spending over a hundred dollars on a pair of tennis shoes he tossed and turned he was sweating in the sleep he got up the next day and he took him back to the store because he's like i just can't i can't spend that much now tony baker is when jordan was that cost over a thousand dollars a piece no i bought it i bought a pair of shoes from there yeah you took it back no i still had them you talking about the air force ones we took different ones back oh okay yeah the air force ones i kept those warm ones and then gave them away damn do you only wear jordan one no i'll be wearing other stuff tony's changing guys that's all i'm saying but i have i have changed i used to refuse to go over a hundred dollars for shoes i have changed but then when i got caught up in the jordan ones that was no longer an option and then i had to i had to get the timberlands they minimum 170 yep minimum in the month we're gonna get some more in the community shoes oh you mean the i was trying to get a new the funny part is i have a newer pair of those same shoes but that's for my travel that's for flights and stuff so they crisp but you know then i tried to i tried to re-up on my biblical sixes and i can't find that same that same model you know what are you driving huh what are you driving now i got the mitsubishi lancer no dude when you drive in your shoes the driving shoes i'll be driving in the in the biblical sixes okay i got you y'all got flight shoes yeah i got a flight shoe yeah yeah i just ain't uh traveling or booked right now so i just you know i got i do drive in slides though yeah i drive and slides to protect the bottoms of the jordan yes i'm going to eat these noodles and y'all gonna hush all right how about this there's a lot of noodles in there you should be there but there's [Applause] this is exactly why people are following you because they started following you now me leave now i am not making playmakers videos no more go you are not you don't like it leave just all just don't announce it by the grace of god just listen just hush quietly because if you announce it i'm blocking you so you can't change your mind and come back let me go back ain't no back you made your choice stick with it if you unfollow me now if you announce it i'm blocking you you better leave and you better close this up because you say one thing if i find out you weren't following me if i hear you listening to your friend and it come up in my comments you unfollowed that's fine i'm blocking you i'm blocking you on every platform you'll have to create a new account to follow me you'll be 24-hour shoot program leave i'm not changing my content and i say [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] i like it never wait i miss what happened here what happened what's going on mostly christian people that's your community kev the tight asses matter of fact it was on a flyer of zooming with the homies somebody was like this dude commented kev i'm leaving used to be christian clean boy i don't know i don't like the way your content is going i'm going to pray for you christians love i'm better than you i'm going to pray for you oh i'm leaving but i'm going to pray for you i don't want it i just hate the announcement of the league just just leave just leave would you pray for me i pray that he'd come back i've been the funny thing is and this is what makes me laugh if you tony and bt see me early if you saw me when i first started comedy i'm telling the same type of joke's name people think i've changed up i have always been this comedian i just didn't do that type of material because i was working in churches and it wasn't appropriate to do the material i was doing in comedy clubs in churches but i'm not changing you just didn't know right who you mean they didn't have a full scoop i am changing in a sense of what what people got really mad about tone is i let people cuss on keep your distance oh church people were expecting that everybody was going to be clean no matter how many times i said it it's in the faqs they're mad that i'm allowing people to cuss on my platform and to them that means i'm changing i really haven't changed the content that i personally make i just didn't answer the other comedians it's fine be mad tight asses just just just go all i ask is just hush and leave quietly that's all i ask that don said they've been a vagina puppet ever since you did that vagina but that's the thing to hear that video is like two and a half years old i just reposted it it's not new here's the thing yeah if i support you you know why i watch this let's just watch this is it this is this who said this see that blocked the hell out of david alan grier how about that yeah wait hey hey you better he better check that [ __ ] my butt i don't know let me be quiet um sick of you me and spice were interviewing david alan greer and uh jamie foxx for their new show on netflix uh-huh and uh at the end of the interview they were both like yo all right spice love you man let's catch up jamie was like let's work spice and david avenger was like all right uh other dude ah but my name was it was in the corner of the zoo it's another dude huh and i was just like netflix left it in i was like because when it happened in real time i was like oh okay this hurts though man because it's david allen bro i love david allen grier from wrong songs about it like to hit really just like he's great funny love why you gotta do this you was my least favorite character in boomerang how about that you shouldn't know the [ __ ] hated it and kept it moving well i mean i mean bt's boomerang point is valid though just because of how his character was set up you had the chance to kiss holly barry it was trash bro how about that [ __ ] that damn man that sucks man i ain't even tripping tom why that i mean i am tripping i was about to say are you tripping though you tripping because i'm like in my inside in my competitive nature i was like bed it up i'm gonna make sure i'ma make sure i'm gonna make sure nobody forgets my name then i'm gonna make sure it ain't now but eventually like marlo and the wire my name is my name i'm never gonna forget it travis santiago waters when the girl splashed the water in his face yeah that was the moment i was like from this day forward you're gonna know my name damn it man oh spice was laughing i i only thought it wasn't hurray twice wasn't revealing other dudes the spice was just yakking it up yeah yeah yeah don't talk back i hate it that's whack man don't let me see you in the airport it's stunning yeah but we move on and tony is petty enough to point it out like we'll be in the airport and tony's petting up and he'll be like hey kev they'll go david i look great that's that's what tony likes to do tony act like he don't like strife but tony starts a lot of [ __ ] when we're in the airport i just want y'all to know no i don't that was me who did the tommy davis exactly to him be lying i i hate the fact that you still holding on to this tommy davis in beef i hate it cause it's like all right man squash the beef let's hear quietness all right he don't like to speak on it i'm quiet nah damn quiet i am who i am because we lose in the whole and living color cast at this point well listen [ __ ] chose to do that we didn't disrespect nobody the [ __ ] came for us let me tell y'all something right now damon wayans can piss on your families i'm not turning on david wayne's i'm gonna melissa and farron and y'all gonna be like man we ain't rocking with damon wayans i'm gonna fade into the bushes i'm not turning my back on he [Music] cause everything man every character he did on living color hit loki one of my favorite damn williams things is uh mo money him and marlon it was more money i watched a billion times amazing last boy scouts my favorite damien wayne's movie and marlin was in the convenience store and he acted like he was crazy so they could get the free sandwich major pain man it was just when they gave him the cupcake and when he told the little kid the story the little nubs was flapping what's your angle boy i used to say to my kids and they were babies they tried to hug me i used to yoke them up with your angle boy why was he so killing this my business ladies and gents is good he told uh karen parsons pop yo tete out his mouth i'm sorry what did you say yes i also say titty and coochies and lingus 69 and rusty trombone and dirty sanchez wow in handy you better stop saying that they don't think you have sex too bro who tom [Music] can i say yeah what are you talking about text it to me put it in the private chat so text it to me first i'm really trying to protect you because i don't care whoever my people people will i'm being wit so listen man anybody that i don't have no relationship with they got a problem i forgot i forgot hey you know what's funny about tony tony's beef be on your behalf more than efb you know i'll do it in a minute uh uh tom i ain't gonna hold you you say what i ain't thought about that person you texted a minute i've let it go i'll be thinking about them every single day i got a dark boy with his face on what i'm saying i'm talking about man if i if i don't know you and my somebody else that's what kind of problem with you man we might gonna have issues especially people from that generation just being slightly dismissive i just don't like it bro i think they think they're better than us not everybody was famous in the 90s bro so first of all i'm hilarious oh you was the only one i'm waiting for you you've been doing comedy 70 years the oh jesus show love i love y'all yeah everybody else whatever bro i was talking to ryan uh davis about this the other day he said 20 years ago all you had to do was be good at stand up we got to be good at stand up social media memes podcasts we got to we got to cut our own flyers you really got to be a whole machine just to be okay in these streets i'm tired man i wish i could just do this we was we were sold on the one set on tv straight to movies chris tucker's seven minutes set on def jam led him to 20 million of people 20 million dollars talking seven minutes do not collect 200 this set is funny do you want 20 million dollars within three years man listen and he said he only got like five grand for friday yeah they weren't making [ __ ] for friday right that was that was the platform that that's what happened let's bring that back though let's bring back the hot set explosion i'm with it yeah i don't think you can it never it would never go back yeah because everybody was i was thinking about this bt everybody had that channel right nobody i've known tony for seven years tony ain't had cable tony didn't even watch himself when he was on tv he'll be like yo your show aired he'd be like oh dope i don't have a cable that's crazy my kids do not watch tv ever at all we used to come back man you see diff comedy jam you see martin they don't be on that man i know to watch youtube she knows all her favorite artists music videos but she don't be watching tv like that at all on youtube and discord and twitch more than they ever turn a channel to whatever how how deep y'all how deep y'all want to go man listen i'm gonna tell you i play by nba rules the nba the nba older nba players respect the new generation of nba players you know why because they don't play no more right so for whatever reason in comedy the comics that are of a past generation the ones that's out here that's doing comedy hey man do you think but we know what's going on in these clubs we know what's going on we know who who ain't your reference is a little so it's like i need you to relax at what's happening right now you come down that hill every now and then we here every night bro this is our house i did a show tuesday night i was wondering how the show went to here and the older comic on there keep going i was doing jokes mm-hmm he was like you know what i'm saying because i i don't care what you do you know what i'm saying you know i'm i'm an og i can get away with some stuff you know so i'm not i'm not homophobic or anything like that i can say the f word and then he proceeds to say it i can say it i can say that you were telling me in the green room i was there i heard it he's on stage and repeated it a couple times was like i can say you mean you mean that f word he was like i'm trying to test it i'm old school and then he proceeded to talk about the beef that's unfolding on instagram between the two comics and i was like oh oh we just don't that's not what we're doing oh yeah that's not what we're doing what was that on the side yeah put that in the private man i want to know put it in the private yo old school comedian starting to get on my nerves lowkey man and i'll tell you why i'll tell you why i'll tell everybody why the beef i got it's just not all of them but some of them get up there and they am some of them get up there on keep your distance and act like they're better than the show or act like they're not getting paid enough or act like hey here's what here's what pisses me off about to keep your distance energy from these og's the young up-and-coming comedians they be going up there they treat the show like they own goddamn hbo you know what i'm saying they're like yo you can see the excitement on they faces when they book keep your distance you can you can taste the excitement yeah from the younger cats but them old school they go up there they judging the environment they tell them man i did it i ain't really getting paid for this but they will have their happy asses at the lab factory at the comedy store every weekend getting 25 50 125 max for 15 minutes and be happy to be there yeah i'm in the place to be and i'm in hollywood tom here's the thing here's another thing they always have the option to say no you you only wanna ever say you [ __ ] get booked be on the flyer do all the promotions show up at the show just to talk [ __ ] about the show like they want to get more money for the show and they ain't brought no tickets ain't ain't nothing ain't nobody pulling up wait wait tony baker you mean to tell me that there's a promotional code where we can see how many tickets that people that came to see exactly but yet still they want more let me tell you my big account it ain't that strong i'm willing to match collectively all of the [ __ ] i'm willing to match whatever the tickets are i'm willing i know i got it let me tell you what bts this is hand to god i look at the bitly them big time comics they don't be selling a hot piece of nothing the dude or the girl who ain't who ain't known but who will be promoting outsell every big comment i've ever had i know yeah even when they do push and a lot of them never push but even when they do push bro be a hungry person who never even been to la will sell more tickets than them by a lot kev the big issue is they don't understand the power of where we are right now they don't get it they they they definitely don't they definitely don't understand financials there's no reason even to get into that they don't understand that at all they think oh yeah you doing a little internet thing shout out to uh cynthia luce said they'll say yo man these shows come and go our platforms last forever bro we here fell we're here just growing just cooking up eventually some will get passed down we'll be ready for the opportunity that that could happen and then you keep cooking and don't get me wrong don't get me wrong if you travel from out of town to come do the show you might want a little bit more and if you event you of course but if you local and you out here acting like the money ain't good and i know that you'll be happily doing the hollywood improv on a friday night for 50 dollars and you'll be going up second i know i know what you're getting hey let me let me speak on this tom let me speak on this here's the thing there are some older comics that have realized the shift and now they're trying to get on board they're happy to take your instructions they're happy to take any help that you'll get right see those people you see how well they do kev always tells people too what topics they might want to stay away from because they don't work at this crowd kev has a strong following and a supportive following so if a comma gets up there trying to rag on the the venue and how much they get paid trust me you you're not seeing the comments in real time like we are tony the whole squad we're watching the comments as they go up in the comments but they'd be rough hey look and you know what else to see so here they they also there's also like a legacy of older comics that are like even if they don't want to participate in the social media things like even if it's that's too much for them to keep up with they just appreciate the hustle and they they help can and they stay in their lane they're like nah man this is what i'm doing over here and i'm good ain't nobody it's only the disrespect that that garners it it's just like don't get dismissive bro it's the energy that's what we're talking about though man we talking about the ones that gave up oh yeah it's the comics that gave up and was like look i ain't even in this i'm a hate and we know they're there that's the people that's there and it's hey let me let's just this is another thing uh fine ass just pointed this out and even though zuma with the homies there have been multiple people hit me up and like yo man your supporters are crazy they come through they bought my merch they show up for shows all that type of stuff right and then i i have a fraction of the platform that kev has you you talking about thousands of views on one night if you let me tell you so i guarantee just these numbers bumped after she oh my gosh i guarantee they did because she went up there she did what she was supposed to do she represented she didn't talk about the venue and what she was getting paid she did the [ __ ] work and i guarantee the results showed her i guarantee by the way me and tom were talking about her she is a comic god damn man she is doggone fearless i was watching her like man she is she is she tony niece 181b for me she made me want to step my game up i was like man i gotta i gotta do better as a comedian anyone that could match the hilarity in the way a joke they stay in the joke that does until niche niece will stay in the joke so long she'll start receiving mail there that that the whole witness joke started with how her mom was so churchy and then there's an open witness coming in and then them singing and then uh her twerking to her then how you don't even get up and change the song her frankly come on your next playlist was from the bro she stayed in the mother that's like george carlin ability to to to to see that joke from a 360 degree angle right and the way she start you'll never think if you came in on the on the third minute of that joke you would never if somebody gave you a million dollars you would never think she started with uh my mom was so safe she let jehovah witnesses in right you'll never think where she talking about sex and kirk franklin coming but when you're watching it in real time she connects the dots like that and then we'll do a whole different joke about something totally different and then her last joke oh the comfort level was the last journey down on purpose yeah let me take you all the way down to no zero decibels right and stay there and i don't care if you're mad yeah stay there booties was clenched oh let me little cheeks was clean you could feel the tension in the room and then when she flipped it the payoff was worth it that's all and that's when people want to do lgbt joke the reason i say that when you the thing about keep your distance that's different than stand-up comedy in a club in a club the audience member isn't uh isn't tweeting or youtubing their feelings in real time right on the internet we are used to responding to how we feel about the content in real time so when you go down that path most audience members click out of that joke they're like nope you said a word that i know we're not supposed to laugh at they click out of the joke and that's why i be trying to tell old comedians it's not gonna work because it's the internet you know that stuff's not jokable and most people frankly don't have a punchline strong enough to justify the joke absolutely she's the only person who had a punchline strong enough to justify the joke and she knew it like hey man something you want to stay away from she's all right better but then she delivered like crazy and i was just like man she is really like low-key i'm look it's like watching lebron play i was like she is out of this world i was at all last week i think comedians don't like being told no either like as soon as you say that they accept it as a challenge like oh you ain't seen my bit yet oh you know and mikey you are exactly right and the truth is i'm trying to help you i it's not that i don't think you're good comedian i'm trying to tell you from experience from the show it don't go over well yes that happened to me on tony baker friend i said yo don't do jokes about the setup but the show because the audience has heard this they've been to every show and they're not really gonna laugh because they've heard everything about the environment of the show he was like oh man he gonna try it anyway he tried it anyway and the audience was just blinking and he was like damn tony you don't i told you it wasn't like it wasn't like i was trying to censor anything i was just like yo heads up they've heard every joke about the setup the barrels the barbed wire were outside they've heard it all don't know unless you want to get looked at i want to be with this if they do not take this opportunity to also talk about like since this is the last keep your distance this last show before the show we got to talk about some of the highlight of this whole series and i want to start the conversation off or keep it going from just nice with kenisha bus oh yo i want to i know i'm not i'm not supposed to that was rude go ahead do you think i had the pleasure of knowing kanesha and seeing her do stand up back from washington in nate's room always been funny the best thing in life that happened to kenisha buss is the point of view she already had about life and her having a kid those two things lined up and she didn't change her point of view about life i said as a parent that point of view the way she talks about her kid whom she loves obviously i i'd be hurting her jokes be making me like girl you there's you know back in the day when like people would do a set and get a tv show off of it yes that's what her set reminds me of like if an agent was in there they'd be like i got a pilot for you you wanna get a holding deal you're gonna have a show it probably wouldn't be on abc but some show on hbo or fxxx yo so kev so obviously we we've known khanisha i knew obviously kadesha before she did comedy right and when i first started two comedy he had like some very dark hilarious material it was dark but it was funny and then i remember there was the move and then i start i saw her start transitioning into a softer more like palatable set and i said yo bus listen i get it you want to have good stead you're trying to work some and so forth so you just went to like a cleaner sweeter and i was like that's fine let me tell it that's not the kenisha i love the stay in the darkness and the baby married the two worlds like you're one other person right it like it allowed for her to be dark but still show love i say you know how brilliant the premise is i love this baby enough to kill for her but not die for her great pregnancy oh my god that is so good genius the one that i don't know what i'm going through the one thing that i was gonna say that makes it different like if i when i get up there and i talk about my kid like people expect that from the dads that's a you know you second string at best and if you're a step dad it's like [ __ ] we're just happy you're here right from from it to come from the mom the person that birthed this life and her to say is the first time the baby rolled off the bed to hear when she said she said man people want me to be best friends with this baby like that's what we top five like i was i was i was homecoming queen i was all four grades i just met this kid i performed with both of us in harmony [Music] she was talking about i think about leaving the family all the time like i'll be like i go to the grocery store and i'll be looking at him for a long time at the doorway deep on the way out is that it's so funny bro hold on hold on real quick hold on everybody that's saying free todd davis i didn't lock her up she muted herself because there's that clicking sound and she doesn't have her headphones guys no one muted her she's not in youtube jail she's not in in stream your jail she's just trying to preserve the integrity of the sound in the show guys now i'm gonna let ty say something so you guys can get out comments like let ty what's wrong with time why y'all i'm not letting the ladies speak hey y'all hey hey y'all hey uh my my internet connection and stuff is things are you know messed up over here but i'm here i am supporting okay i'm trying to speak with my mind i'm trying to speak with my face okay i hope you get it and if you don't i don't care i'm happy over here okay just jump jump out now you sound good it went away i don't hear no clickity yeah so stay with us ty well hey y'all hey okay i was just i didn't want to interrupt the conversation but i agree with everything that y'all was saying about all the stuff that y'all said yup while we're talking about our favorites ty always text me and be like great show kev great show she watch every keep your distance my favorite one of my favorites there's probably there's a lot of great ones i i prefer people who had never had a shot nobody heard of them and they did amazing but the time the two times i laughed to where i thought i might like hurt myself was uh aren't sj but and and k dub oh my god gambling down into the mcdonald's hash brown joke and i came in on 12th street so i didn't see it i bro i thought i was gonna i thought i was gonna have an asthma attack i was laughing so hard almost killed me he just kept he just he was relentless i felt like he was drowning me and i was like please i can't he was talking about that and he said man you put four nines i know that's what i told you the small things of that joke were photos he said i would want something i would have gave you something there supposed to be that work at eight it's 12 30 but at least and i'm like only black people say show my face show my face i'ma go show my face real quick man i'm telling you if i had that 32 hours i saw k-dub for the first time oh my god 2 000 and i think it was 2010 i was at this little hole in the wall they weren't even holding walls called uh i think 579 it was tapas 579 in atlanta on peter street and this [ __ ] did this was i was yelling out the first time he did the show he did this joke about hamburger meat and it was the funniest he's like he's like you're supposed to take hamburger meat out you're supposed to thaw it out before you cook it [ __ ] throw it in the microwave start biting the edge around it and that was my first time seeing it i said bro this one the first people i've ever seen in my life oh my god never wavered man he almost killed me man no kw is hilarious i thought this last show was was amazing i love to see it i love seeing the ladies bring the best out of each other oh my god it just like the love has never changed nobody it was like i looked at i always look at the lineup and me based on if i'mma show up is based on like i said all right all right i know kev gonna be there and the tunnel could be there who else is here like if it's like okay i gotta go i [ __ ] with these people but if it's like i don't really this dude [Laughter] like give or take the uh the the people but like when i saw the ladies lineup i'm like oh no no no no this lineup is amazing and and like fire oh man i love watching like nobody steps on the next person's material no struggles no no laps in the show no str i was like that yeah man bro fine also see you know everything about that that show this spell oh i'm sorry no go ahead ty please please please go ahead no ty go dispelled well no because because that that that show dispelled every single reason that they tell us about female comedians and why we don't get booked that we caddy and all we do is argue we don't like each other that we all talk about the same thing that we can't tell jokes that don't involve dick and [ __ ] and like when i ever like everything that they said we can't do was demonstrated on that show and i was proud sitting at home watching it knowing that those were the representatives because they speak for all of us if kev every woman that he knows on one show we would tote tag and body bag a lot of these [ __ ] out here and they low-key be afraid of female comedians so i have time most completely i appreciate it all my sisters in comedy that got up there and they did they thing because they be trying to play in our face like just because we got titties we ain't funny we will burn it cause i i want all this i wish we could hear so kev thank you and all of my female comedian friends that did they think uh that's it i'm done what's crazy is a lot of [ __ ] got titties too so i don't know why they would be threatening hilarious i didn't even know those were [Music] touched on it at the end of her set we do a good step we get a pain off the wall and then after the show people be thinking they doing something nice they think they mean well with a backhanded compliment don't come to me telling me i usually don't find me funny if you don't think women are funny say that you don't think yo mama in them ain't funny just because you have been exposed to them we do this we does this the men get they gain from us how many female comedians is ghostwriting for the dudes that y'all love and elevate so much y'all don't want to play my face cause i got jokes sitting on netflix right now when your coat was getting roasted can you explain the feeling yes it was very hot it was immediately hot i was like i wish i didn't have this coat on i bought that coat and i bought one for fan because it got to a point where she she when i get something nice if i don't get her one then i i gotta deal with that so now i just get her everything i get that i think it's super dope and women she's gonna get it right and uh i told her i was wearing my jacket that night she was like i was wearing my jacket i was like let me have this she was like no it's gonna be chilly i'm wearing my jacket and i'm wearing my new shoes i got those shoes for her birthday i accidentally ordered a pair for me because the goat is set up my account is set up for my sizes and when i bought the first pair it it sent it in my size so i had just got my shoes i was like well i just got my [ __ ] too i want to wear my new [ __ ] it was i will [ __ ] whoever gets the car first can wear right and the other person got to go back upstairs ransom ran to her car i beat her she was like well i'm not getting out of my car i was like see you you just you're just alive you just you're just a liar did you ever want to take out the coconut well i can't take it off she here she got the [ __ ] on too listen it was it was chilly that night that was one of the nice that was really chilly i wasn't taking that jacket off i don't know what the [ __ ] gonna happen tomorrow cause it's hot as [ __ ] right now man but yeah it is supposed to be hot tomorrow is it 95 now yeah it is hot it was it was 102 today it's 95 right now yeah i got the ac on so i guess oh it's 79 here in burbank yeah the shows have been fired man that's why the cop people that do comedy and comedy club like if you run a room or if you do comedy you just see the game a different way you just see it a different way because you've you got to see the you guys like now i remember i care if i had a conversation with you could like you know comments to reach out and be like oh man thinking they can dig in that i'll be wanting to tell them i don't know if if this is the show you want to do like where you at but i don't want to be that guy like sorry all right let me ask what's the best way like you know me to like reach out or whatever and i was like what's the point i remember was just like no at this point in time the show quality is at such a level they got to deliver that's what like low-key bt that's my that's my issue now i never want to be the gatekeeper i never want to be the people that were like me like i'm just going to keep whoever made me feel good and kiss the ring type stuff but now if you have a bad set it it's bad for you like they're not going if they they're not going them comments they know this is brutal man comments on the show what i be feeling bad man what y'all say what you say what if clayson thomas on the show and you have a bad set what what are y'all huh you say well i'm confused no i'm talking about the moments here no todd said something about if clayton thomas is on the show and you have a bad set what might happen wait i'm trying to say [ __ ] just keep moving yeah that's what i'm saying i'll be feeling bad though because it's not gonna be like yo they everybody be simon cowell cuz i feel i feel like if you ain't got nothing nice to say just hush in the comments real quick that ain't how the comments work that ain't how the comments work and the only thing about it though and this is the truth the only reason i don't trip i mean i trip because i'll be feeling bad for the comics and i know they can go back and watch it and they're going to see it but when you kill the comments be so fast you know it'd just be like when naturals up there it's just i didn't see what people are saying so it's not like they are mean to be mean the people that we'd be like man they'd be like man okay they'd be going in too tough because i've been like all right y'all look any any comedian can have a bad night i don't give a damn if you dave chappelle or whatever any comedian can take a hell look man i need the people in the comments section to realize that cause they be in there like they just need to quit comedy they've been doing this for years shut up and also people think it's impossible for us to have a bad night by the grace of god i bomb that keep your distance on the thanksgiving show it was just by the grace of god it wasn't live i'm on my life away you fit it off you got it i cut it cut the stream off bt tony was there i looked at him in the eyes he was like remember i remember i remember i'm talking about my pre-closer from it was good it was good material but the audience just be sometimes sometimes they be trash in the beginning of the night they do and there's two things the beginning of the show they be trash yeah also the colder it is the trashier they be yes and they run out of the whole end of the beginning yeah and it was a cold night that night but i i listen i can't blame the weather it was me up there and the jokes were like no yeah we all suspect to have a horrible set bro but to hear their favorite moments and i'm telling you [ __ ] that i i personally find it funny with comics bomb even when it's me i think it's just hilarious right because you think about it bt when you bombing you know too yeah i was talking to the jokes in my head and they were like man no not too young [ __ ] terry ray saying man oh [ __ ] who gonna see this is that [ __ ] who's gonna see it he was on good morning america today that show was the most bootleg show that thing had like 70 000 views before the 48 hours was up people saw it oh it wasn't you people was this that was the hot link for that that was a barbecue hot lead yeah they was playing spades it was a hot oh my god first of all if someone didn't see it please no people will be screen recorded but you might think you might think as long as i don't see it i i know i ain't gonna watch it i don't know before he just invested in clubhouse he might he might do a look if he invested in and they changed the whole format and make a completely new thing and it's not clubhouse anymore then it could come back to life don't they have the same thing on twitter now yes facebook too right something like that instagram that [ __ ] was annoying man listen who would do a road here's the thing my mom watched my roast and she was like i rock the ropes i just hate that people always got to make fun of you to have fun i was like mom it's a rose [Laughter] my wife to here after she was like melissa it was so funny melissa text me and she was like are you okay and i was like yeah what's going on she was like are people fighting i was like what she was like are people fighting in the in the backstage i was like no we're chopping it up we're drinking watching how are y'all not mad we're like what do you i don't understand we're comics we're not tripping about none of that right we were really chopping it up outside she was like you kevin you will never do a road i will not sit up and let people talk about you like that apparently farron had the oblivion with her she was sick oh yeah here's the thing though here's the thing about a roast you you have to invite people that you really [ __ ] with right because if you invite somebody up there that you just cool with they get up there and say some [ __ ] that they've been feeling for a while and it turned into just me it's like by the way okay they've been ugly you keep posting it ugly i have to thank you for the roast bro cause when i tell you i am not like bt was so creative with his ropes oh he was so funny bro bro i'm not a i'm not a roaster me neither me neither so it was like if it wouldn't have been to here like i was like no [ __ ] i caught him the night before i like bro i have no idea what to say fam i didn't want to know i didn't want to do it yeah i don't know what to do whatever you do will be fine and it's really broke like but it's also like a like an achilles heel thing where it's like anything that you're like like especially as a comic i don't want to have an achilles heel that i can't overcome it's just like now [ __ ] [ __ ] you can't never perform underwater it's like man [ __ ] i gotta start doing this you know what i'm saying like i just didn't want that bro i was like all right man i'm gonna try [ __ ] that [ __ ] was fun though i appreciate it let me tell you something that was some of the most creative some some of those roles were so creative bt with the comic book packed with the story that i come from a family of barrels bro this [ __ ] really gave a history of barrels and i was so creative i think pat is not a comedian but man he is going to be a comedic giant when it comes to like what he is like though to hear i think now is the best time to be to be funny because there's more mediums than just stand up yes like before was either stand up or acting and those were your only two options but now because of social media he can you know i don't even know how to classify what pat does but he's funny in music short form podcasts bro bro skill set different skill sets he can compat can be the brain child for the next and living color absolutely easy the way he thinks the way he people will rally around here and people will want to work with him pat can easily be the brain child for the next in liver color you know how many people i've sent the mortal kombat [ __ ] to bro i've i stay sending that [ __ ] to everybody i was like this is so [ __ ] hilarious to me and just a gamer it's like no this [ __ ] is a hustler yes pat is a beast bro he because of that you could be just he could just be funny while he's playing twitch and you can make a a whole living like that you don't have to force yourself force yourself into stand-up comedy if that ain't the the medium for you because stand-up is a the reason standup looks so easy is because people are good at it and they make it look easy it is not it is not easy you got to be good i think andrew schultz said you got to be good at like five different things you got to be funny you have to have good timing you have to have good stage presence and you have to be able to read an audience awareness like you got to know when they're going and that's what i don't like about comics saying you can't say anything anymore you can you just have to really be clever about how you say it and what you say like a r kelly joke most of those die because most people don't really have a good joke about it they just want to say something provocative niche she actually had a r kelly joke that worked when people were already turning on her it worked and i was like i was like niece no you've been killing and she was like nah i'm gonna kill this too you're right but i before uh last year on tour to here you can remember i had an r kelly bit and i was like this thing is it is hit and miss let me just take it out because i don't have a funny enough thing that warrants you know this joke being in and then the documentary came out and i was like well shoot that joke better than you know it's better than dead now you know but before that i was still trying to make it work but it just yeah work but you can be funny it just takes more work what most comedians are saying is they don't want to do the work to make funny and see what's funny and what's offensive and where that line is drawn that's the job yeah that's the job the job is is having the material and working it it's the the killing is the fun part right it's it's to me you get comics that are upset that they can't say certain things anymore like certain terms are outdated you know i looked at a slanderous now they i feel like they're getting their feelings and feel boxed in but the thing is like if you were at a regular job there's a ton of [ __ ] you can't say there either and it constantly changes like they update protocol they update words that are harassed like that happens anywhere you go you're not exempt just because you're on stage you just have sometimes more leeway but it doesn't matter where you work there are always going to be rules to abide by and guidelines to stick with it so right people like man i'm i'm from this new school i say what i want to say okay [ __ ] and that's why you get 15 hey man do y'all feel like the energy is different though like not that it's post covert but like now versus a year ago like crowds energy or do you think it's the same i i haven't been out yet crazy uh but i imagine people will be a little bit more excited than they were before so here you've been out and ty you had some shows did you thai yeah um i actually just did a show last night i was in philly last night in man i did i opened up to take the rust off i opened up with an old bed and i closed with a new bed and like they was on everything i was saying and it you on a wednesday night sold out they was on everything i said i ain't even gonna hold you i i i'm not putting last night i can't wait to do it tomorrow tomorrow listen cause tomorrow hey man hey you said it's the last one for a while oh okay turn up yeah it's going down i'm gonna do my time i'm nervous i ain't gonna hold y'all i told kev i called kev a couple days and goes like hey man i'm nervous he's like why are you nervous that's like [ __ ] get some hitters on this show and i'm still knocking the rest off he's like you funny too i was like yeah but [ __ ] bt [ __ ] oh bp i love it when bt hit the stage because that's the other thing like we're all giving like the credence of like you know where you were but pre-cove it and how much um the rhythm oh yeah yeah on the [Applause] best thing ever to me for as a comedian was kovit because because of where i was and like not wanting to not want to disappoint as kev on stage talking about the kids i wouldn't really mess with it too tough i got it talk about it keep your dick the combination of keep your distance and tony baker hitting me and being like and you better do new materials keep your distance audiences mostly regulars and they're not going to go for the same joke so i'm like i really got to come up with stuff you know like funny but low-key i developed an hour and a half maybe of material yeah hell yeah yeah don't let me lose favorite parts [ __ ] plants oh man oh easily the white red i'm not joking [Laughter] i'll pay you to take the special just so my mama can stop asking about it that it was great bro all right so i've been so proud of kev because kev was kev was really worried about that hosting he was worried about getting that new material every two weeks and kev you overcame that so fast man i had to low-key just be like honestly the two the best thing that happened to me was bombing once i bombed i was like well i can't do any worse than that because that was just and that was with my material that was supposed to be working so i was like well if i can't rely on that i might as well go with the new stuff if if all things being equal i could take an l to the face like that anyway yeah but i actually realized what i was doing i was talking over the audience uh that was there and talking to the cameras and there was no one behind the cameras and they was not going for it but bro i mean that's one of the things i don't like i mean i wouldn't say i don't like it but having a big following i feel like i gotta i gotta deliver every time and you you as a comic you don't have no chance to work it out especially during the pandemic you was just up there like well i hope this works and that spirit bombing will make you try to find everything funny you can think of in that moment but but right now but like you just said like kobe kind of caused the transition because it's it's a beautiful place for a comic because when you can trust your instincts it's like you're just funny like like everybody here you guys are just funny period so it's just like being in the comfort of being a good comic and also just being yourself like oh no it's gonna work because i'm just i'm just me and i'm funny yeah man i'm gonna hold y'all what really helped me too was therapy i was really like this time last year i was trying so hard to make everybody like me and christian boy and i don't want this and then when i realized like no matter what it ain't gonna happen anyway then i was just like bro i'm just gonna be me and you like that or you know but i was like no i just need to go on a thread and i'm trying to think of it but the the gist of it was you don't even stop trying to make everybody i'm sorry stop trying to be liked by everybody you don't even like everybody and that's so simple but it's so cool bro like we need to be heart set on making everybody in the audience laugh and then we focus in on that one person that don't laugh like why you don't like my jokes why you don't like me he's like you don't even like everybody you might talk to that person after the show be like oh i really don't like they breathe i'd be annoyed with myself i'd be like man you're supposed to be eating right and you know this was dr pepper you didn't want tony to see the can oh yeah dr pepper you had dr pepper tonight with the new with the pastas i know tone i'm about to say sicker caleb man [Music] and drinking water and eating vegetables and i'll be like that man is committed yeah bring the pizza this way sir thank you it'd be kev kev got the discipline because he'd be doing the little treadmills and walking in the community it's just your food choices i know tony sick of it man yo me and to here used to piss tony off on the top oh i'm sick of it cause y'all would start off and y'all get a good rhythm going then you fall right back off the wagon listen i'm gonna tell you right now if i go to a city and they're like you got to go by johnny's rib shack i'm going i know you're going i'm going y'all with every city sandwich my cousin over here he got the hooker he bringing us some ribbons with some fried chicken and some fries some boiled ostrich legs and we just got to eat them just to say thanks it's on the house it slapped every city we went to when i said i knew somebody all the food they bring in some homemade cookies and it's just solid gold chips don't do that because you know you know cookies on your crib tonight that's what i'm saying you're a crack at it i'm out here i'm trying to do right you be like man they get the homemade the song i can't resist the soft cookies i'll be strung out on biscuits and cookies tony got bread drunk in orlando oh i was done i was tearing that bread up i passed out there and i ain't even making it to the bed i slept on the little love seat couch thing in the hotel room passed out one leg in the pant the other one loose i had one loose leg out of the pants the problem is ain't nobody to stop you when you start getting when you get your own money ain't nobody to tell you i can be that person but then they'd be avoiding me i need my mama to be like no you can't get the nuggets and the and the burger blood yes and i got the money i'd be getting the nugget to understand what yeah i just need to give a bit of a nug [Laughter] that's the main reason tone i encourage you to go out on your own tour i didn't need the judgment man man how did you you know what you thought you're a headliner once you were out being hit [Applause] [Laughter] i don't know where we were going they got a little cinnamon roll we'll say louis we don't know where the salad was we got yeah i said what you mean by that they make a cinnamon roll they cut it thin like pancakes we can split it and then we also ordered our own breakfast and put the pancakes in the middle then we got on the road for three hours and talked about the pancakes the whole way man remember the edges oh man i don't think they did that how do you think they made that whole thing [Laughter] i'm sick of y'all man part is i wouldn't i would have dabbled in that absolutely me and tony was drinking hand grenades in new orleans they said we were supposed to die yeah man i oversold that like a mug in the world look at the hamburgers you're gonna be obliterated man you're gonna wake up in another city you're gonna wake up in the cemetery [Applause] [Music] no i was more sober after the hand grenade man you would have been alive they threw that hand grenade in vietnam you would have been that's stronger gamma-ray explosion that forms the hulk terrible man what a reference the marketing team for the hand grenade is amazing is great they get tourists all the time with their hands they definitely fantastic yeah that was right but that's the grenade and the being gays we went to what we wanted to go oh yeah beignets are so delicious they've been gays man yeah oh yeah with the powder on it and stuff yeah they had the coffee and it was open 24 hours i sat down i sat down and i crossed my legs i had that coffee and then yeah i just i i'm good i look outside me go find me a newspaper before you leave i thought y'all were saying been gay so i was like i didn't i wasn't there i didn't know i didn't know that part of the story this is not related to food it's just we were in new orleans we flew in the night before and the hotel was not open and we we went and watched uh us at noon with the hot red eyes like yeah man this is great wait is l.a don't have nothing to come here for and it's like you've got to eat this in l.a and it's really low tacos taco no man the vegan options better tacos what about the vegan options i think there's vegan vegan food in in a lot of cities it ain't like las vegas not the midwest they do have a lot of vegan stuff la does have a lot of vegan options but it's not like you know like i'm sorry kevin you're going to argue with the vegetarian about people all right come on keep going no no camp is right though you get you got options in l.a for vegan spots but it's not like nobody coming here l.a is killing other cities chicago new orleans new york there's some food there that is really good and you cannot get it nowhere else yeah and that's what i'm saying l.a doesn't have a food culture and the tacos there's like tony said there's better tacos in san diego it ain't like no bt bt but bt is weird he only eats five things what what you only eat like five things that you really well that shit's all good though but i'm just saying you you're not really you like you like a kid you like your strong nine i eat i eat tacos wings wings broccoli broccoli bean broth yeah the vignette yeah see in the comments i'm going to order food all right what you eating right now time uh my stomach is touching my spine uh so i am just smoking a cigarette and imagining what food tastes like is it a menthol cigarette ty or not what kind of cigarettes you smoke yeah it's menthol ah they're about to ban yourself 100's in the box newports hey what you gonna you gonna stop smoking i still got my reaper so not my reefer i mean i still got marifa and cool cool like if i can't get to a newport like a cooler work like cools is like most of them most of them have a non-mental you know or menthol options right and you know i mean i'm i'm fully embracing my auntie energy and you know you got to be able to flick the cigarette child you got to know how to do the thing hi you just aged 15 years when you smoke start smoking that cigarette but anyway like i was saying uh new orleans has a whole culture yes fair whole food culture in that city which is also top tier city but memphis has a certain barbecue that's only memphis yeah kansas city barbecue that's only kansas city north carolina has st louis has a certain uh you know chicago has chicago style pizza but then their regular pizza is good and their hot dogs are good new york has pizza and then new york has a whole bunch of like super high uh fancy restaurants you know what i'm saying l.a don't have nothing that you got to have roscoe's no man and i like roscoe's roscoe's eclipse [Applause] chipotle no chipotle all right all right yeah you know that makes sense though yeah i agree there's a there's not a food culture here too there's not a food culture here there's some good food here but not a food culture well i mean you know it is what it is well listen this is what we're gonna do um because um uh todd has to go uh and tony's about to get ready to dip too and i actually have to dip too we're going to end tonight just a little bit early so we're going to get ready to start doing the closeouts right now tony i'll let you go first so you can go ahead and do what you need to do then ty and then mikey then uh bt and then uh uh kev and i closed out all right peeps you know what i'm saying i'll be on keep your distance comedy tomorrow man i'm pulling up on the show man you know what i'm saying i'm going up there i'm doing a set you know what i'm saying it's going down leave me in the trap you haven't got your tickets here get your tickets man you know what i'm saying you click the link in my bio man you use the tony promo code get discount you know what i'm saying or you know or you just buying raw straight up no discount if you really bout that life you know what i'm saying you can do that as well you know what i'm saying check out daddy issues podcast is up right now check out verbal cardio podcasts up right now you know what i'm saying get in on my movie nights on patreon man i got a lot of stuff going i got some stuff cracking you know what i'm saying i see you in austin texas you know what i'm saying you know i'm saying i'm out here man you know i love y'all passionately in the shower man cool that was that was okay so i just want to say that while i had a challenging day i entered this into this with the spirit of gratitude because i went through a lot today for something that i love and kev i just want to say thank you so much because you have renewed my faith in what this next generation of comedy is gonna look like and to hear just for always being a convenience comedian and a lot of the relationships and the connections i have are because of the relationship that i have with you um i got to meet tony bt you and i get to connect more mikey winfield i am so grateful for the fellowship that i've been able to have with my fellow colleagues and i really appreciate y'all for everything that you do to the people that watching have come to love me from shared platforms all these great people i appreciate y'all so much y'all have helped me pay my bills help me pay my tuition y'all have helped me accountable to the goals and things that i just said casually on a live so i think each and every one of y'all and uh tomorrow i'm gonna show you just how people i am um i'm gonna be funny i'm gonna be fine because i got my bag of wigs i have some other opportunities things that i i can't really speak on yet but when i'm able to that's part of the reason i'm out here when i'm able to speak on them i will um i'm excited to be going on my first tour i ain't no comic ever took me out on tour before i've had comics promised to take me on tour but i never had one do what you did and i'm so excited to be able to work with you and to hear on this tour and uh loki y'all have made a lot of people hate me and i'm here before i love a mad [ __ ] and y'all to make my haters stop go up so high man i just love y'all so uh if y'all don't follow me already y'all go to the instagram facebook and twitter to check all that follow me i'm out here and uh i just i'm i'm just happy and uh yeah man thank you and uh to all the people in the country listen let me tell you something um i i don't i don't like to talk about my money i and i i know everybody gotta go i don't like to talk about my money but one night from zoom with the homies y'all sent me over a thousand dollars wow oh they're zooming with the homies and tonight y'all just showing up just be showing off and i am so here for the people that love me for how i bring in and how i do it and if you don't like it that's fine because i don't like your asses back either so what that means saying thank you to ryan dominic jennifer marvelous shannon cheyenne wilton jason tim young deuces lebaron france keisha jose the trees d johnson heather tasha ernestine drake taking the stage latoya and marie facebook shamika jocelyn adriana brittany monica jasmine jasmine fallon janetta listen man y'all y'all put whatever number y'all want today just know that i spent a lot of money today to try to recover my bag y'all made me hope more so i appreciate y'all thank y'all so much i can't wait to do keep the distance comedy tomorrow kev to hear mike bt tony ollie i love you all so much thank you all good ty you're welcome hell yeah hey damn todd hey man somebody got to get their tie impression down man i think ty has the energy that a great impression to tie would be amazing i just want to say hey thank you man i felt embraced you know i got just rare appearances just everything you know because i kind of stay to the side a lot but i appreciate everything and hey hey for real man uh the tour man it looks exciting and it's great and i'm just showing props and i hope this don't offend you or anything like that because i know you're selling tickets in every tour so we actually myself is starting up a week after kev was their tour because you sold out all the tickets and everybody not gonna get tickets to your show so a week after in every single city i'm gonna show up for the people that still want comedy in their life it's called the week after care tour [Laughter] just think about how valuable that is because you ain't coming back for a year anyway i give people comedy and i'm gonna be there you know only one night because it's probably you know that's only the amount of show that we had reached the max so man this has been extremely uh uh love and oh man what else damn what else i got yeah man um yeah man good energy too man like i just booked my first commercial man and i just think it's a lot of good energy coming in this direction man they just told me some more good news on it so it's great um oh [ __ ] um oh uh everybody know about stepman i just got a brand new t-shirt man you can go to uh stepmike.com or bigassteef.com and that'll get you right there on the website and it's a brand new shirt don't buy the old one because we out of stock and you probably won't get it for three years but man the first one that's right there showing get that one hey man like i said uh super supportive everybody hit me up and uh hey man thank you for the cash apps man like because all the proceeds they go to stepman's education and we want him in school so amen brittany man amari kiara as always ernestine jose lebaron young deuces amen is love i'm looking forward to the um the damn show tomorrow man get some of these jokes off and uh hell yeah thank you very much bt aka uh first of all man listen i love y'all you guys um to hear kev tony all my peers i love y'all y'all keep me motivated um i want nothing but the best for y'all i'm even more excited to see how this all plays out when it all shakes out in the watch i'm going to laugh tremendously by a pool sipping out of a glass i probably shouldn't have uh and how this is all playing out i love y'all i love y'all i love y'all um uh like to hear you had said something earlier about you like you know you said you have a fraction of of uh like chaos following but you can feel the support bro i have a fraction of a fraction of that and let me tell you something the [ __ ] keep me going uh shout out to the kings of crew i love you guys you guys are the dopest the kings and queens of the way all right um so a lot of [ __ ] going on we'll go through it super fast tuesdays and thursdays 9 a.m this is the drive to work show running gun fantasy basketball talk me and j phillips who pick a fantasy basketball team in 20 minutes please pull up right after that at 11 a.m two more shows as black tea podcasters me and mikey winfield wednesday's wednesday lovers sex love and relationships friday top five fridays we pick a top five list um i have i've i've two i have a movie coming out my debut feature film starts uh airing on the 12th uh a lot of information is called muslims uh guy to a a muslim's guide to a healthy marriage uh that starts on the 12th i'm gonna do a big watch party please join the discord because that's where everything will be uh let me give a shout out to all the people that donated to the tank top fund i just wanted to you know i mean under which i don't know is under all to hear his fancy clothing it's a [ __ ] tank top under there kf2 he got he got a [ __ ] tank top you know what i'm saying in the in the rotty okay he doesn't have a tank top on it on i am a liar so uh real quick let's go through them all right here go the names em tiffany and the president brandon magnet national heart and dominican missile one younger do say lebaron for the pumpkin jose in the taking it to the star jack here with the shot there the murder son of britney mystic and the winning the british sign to say uh also super happy birthday to my bro kev man it's gonna be a good one i appreciate you for having me bro i love you dear i love you uh i will post in the discord tomorrow new tank tops okay i will post new tank tops in the discord tomorrow there will be a page specifically for it please follow the youtube and the facebook i have a lot of content dropping all the time come check it out you don't like it please come subscribe watch some [ __ ] you don't like it get the [ __ ] out careful stays what you got for the people hello friend i just want to say to the people watching at home thank you for your support because of you we have more power and more leverage in hollywood than we ever had before and that leverage is that we don't have to say yes anymore the the fact that you've allowed us to do what we want make videos support the app support zoom in and stand up all that when we have meetings and they don't like it all right fine we don't have to take any deal and that's because you guys come to zoom in you tip you get patreon you buy shirts you buy merch you you tell people about us you watch our tick tocks and it's it's the greatest feeling we have is the feeling dave chappelle had when he told his audience to boycott and they did and they put him in a position of power we don't even have to get in a position where we have to give up something we can own from the beginning because we have the support of people like you so from the bottom of my heart i am grateful to you the people who allowed keep your distance i just shared the platform but rest assured if nobody bought tickets to keep your distance we wouldn't have done it this long you know i ain't i love everybody i love comedy i don't love losing no money you hear me what i said i think you guys the people who support the stage more mob kings and crew yam fam bakery mikey winfield fans i don't i don't know their name but the open mic i just created that open micros i thank you guys because you guys just you make it worth it and i'm grateful that that that i took the long road of building an audience that rocks with me as opposed to the quick road and then having to go back and do it this way anyway so i appreciate you i love you guys uh see you tomorrow if you're at the show if not you mean nothing to me and everything i said is a lie love bro [Music] with the homies i want to give a big shout out to the more mods they do an amazing job uh filtering through the comments having a great time letting people live but keeping the positive energy going huge shout out to the more mob for supporting everything we got going on y'all really have taken uh this this platform to a completely different level that i did not expect uh we're almost coming up on a one year anniversary and that's huge to think that this show was created out of boredom and just being stuck in the house and we are a year in and we've had some amazing names and amazing guests on the show but all in all it has always been real and authentic and supported by you guys so i appreciate you so much thank you so much for watching worden is hard more to the story uh damn it and that too scary all of that man you guys are really really really so super supportive man and i always try to change people's mind when they say out of all these fans i'm like man i got all these supporters give me a hundred thousand supporters over a million fans any day because you guys really make it worth it uh you're really doing the work and telling people about it so i appreciate you guys tremendously really quickly i'm gonna get into these uh these cash outs because i got to get up out of here real quick um let's see uh we got cat eyes thank you so much wilton uh ken trion kiara dewane janetta chase big sis chris brittany mc emery's day spa taking the stage tasha dixon uh dixon i'm sorry pam mack lebaron jose martinez frank alfonso uh alphonse i'm sorry young deuces dominique ryan mack uh thank you guys so much and yesterday ridor hit me after the fact as as well as zenzinga muhammad uh and brandon thank you guys so much for for support thank you guys so much for your donations i appreciate you so much i want to give a big shout out to kev it's his birthday tomorrow tomorrow it's saturday it's saturday it's it's tomorrow listen to me i don't be lying my birthday's on me at first now i gotta buy the tickets tomorrow because the show's definitely tomorrow and this is the birthday show it's my birthday show but my birthday is saturday i love you guys thank y'all so much for watching another episode man y'all be safe love on y'all and with you tomorrow at the show peace guys

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Published: Thu Apr 29 2021