Zooming With the Homies (ZWTH) EPISODE 44

i had to match you i knew you was coming with your unit i had to come with the ball head spice i just want you to know you are the best ever bro you are i'm so glad you do what you do bro you are the best nobody can do what spice adams does bro it's the best bro let me let me i was gonna say i'm gonna wait to some people getting here but i was gonna say this man this is how much spice isn't as a as a character i went to his page looking for a picture for the flyer and there are no pictures of spike nothing else being himself bro he don't know how to be right he can't it's all that [ __ ] doing right green bingos and what to say now chuck he's always playing all he do is and this is coming from me nobody nobody ever takes me serious bro sometimes i'll be having some real stuff going on and everybody be like yeah okay hey i ran out of gas one time dog like for real i don't know how you can do it if you over 30 but it happened to me i ran out of gas and nobody believed me bro yo spice when i fell down the stairs my youngest son they were like what took so long i was like i fell down the stairs and this okay my shoulder he was like yeah all right and i was like no i really it really did bro i'm in a lot of pain right now they wouldn't believe me bro if i was bleeding they think it was fake blood that i played too much i lied too much i always lie and so now no one ever believes me when i'm telling them the truth but i usually tell people right after i lie to him i'm like i'm just kidding but i lie all day and now all you do is lie all i do is lie now i can't get people to believe me when i really need help so i completely understand that a gift for the curse man man man what y'all think about this first of all we got cleo in the building too what up yo spice adams first and foremost brother what'd you say now spice that's first and foremost thank you for such an incredible tagline that will go down in history kev i'm coming for you next cleo i'm getting the cleo thomas let me get a picture of it so i can send it to my wig maker hey let me tell you something brother if there was anything more anticipated than today's versus battle between dmx and snoop dogg it was you debuting that goddamn wig on your head i don't want to get your unit no stop trying to flip it to your advantage oh it's a unit no unit no no i know a unit what's the story costing more than 200 anything that costs more than 250 is a unit what is that this yeah this the hat yeah it's a it's a black owned beanie it just says black owned cleo i'ma get you a unit for your top lip so you can have a full mustache hey let's let's let's 30 seconds listen let me tell you something i hate it as a man who lacks a mustache who doesn't let it grow i ain't got one complaint yet so i'm gonna just let it rock right here all day that's cause you were on tour bow wow they think you still got that bow wow money here you always find a way to bring that up bro i mean the bow money scream tour was amazing but let me tell you this slick living run though bro bro you're killing it as a hype man don't disrespect him to hear that was never disrespectful you know the crazier part about it is it's like okay so we do roll bounce and then we go on to do screen tour that summer so three months every single arena around the around the united states sold out boom amazing after that i ended up going on tour with sean kingston on his first very first arena tour i put together his entire show because he had never done arenas before so i'm like oh you haven't done it i've done it let me help you boom he's like yo i don't want to go out here alone can you come with me bet i'll meet you in new york so boom we do the first show bet uh then the soldier boy run soldier's been doing screen i mean arenas forever forever but he needed a new artist so i'm like all right bet let's let's get to work so in the grand scheme of it all brother all of the great things that have happened in my life to lead me into this moment here i feel good to talk about you know you went on tour with soulja boy this isn't a little chapter i'm 31 years old kev but i'm a veteran a vet you've had a long career already soldier boy finna turn 30 this year bro that's facts let me ask you this when you were planning that tour was it stressful for sean kingston yes because he didn't understand uh uh pacing he didn't understand what happened did your mustache fall off from that i thought he was asking you a real question cleo you should have known he got you all that i knew he didn't mean nothing seriously why would he care about the stress level of sean kingston why would as i came into this chat i heard to hear say no one ever believes him because he lies quite well so now officially as of today july 22nd of wednesday i will never never take him seriously bro he's always setting you up don't take anybody on here serious i'm supposed to look like dmx i look terrible kev got a unit on to here's in la with a jean jacket on it is hot you can't take nobody on this joint sears here's the thing cleo doesn't have a mustache tony doesn't have a beard tony with tony has what snoop has like this right here but no beard and i'll be like oh the food man too oh actually no no tony doesn't have the mustache too tony totally are the same person i hate the snoops this right here whatever snoop the handle boy he got oh oh just throw your please he had the hulk hogan thing going bro remember but hands down top three versus battle ever top three oh man this joint is live i'm still watching it dmx bro i'm so people was acting like dmx had three songs like i did it yes i was acting like i was like bro y'all do y'all you can't have two number one albums in one year in the same year in the same year spice dawg bro dmx was hot yes who's doing that i was watching it for the sole purpose of creating gifts oh snoop was having the time of his life this is i just i just posted this gif on giphy i was like this is me when i get the notifications that postmates has arrived yo snoop was having a good old time two-stepping bro you had to see it it was amazing listen snoop brought it out of dmx if snoop would have been him they just would have been going back and forth but snoop brought the person in the personality out man it was um oh the the funniest thing dawg was snoop was like yo i'm gonna do some of your ad-libs dear dear max and he was like alright cool yeah yeah that's that's cool whatever blah blah blah when dmx tried to do snoops and lives oh my god well it was gina can juice do snoop add this hey man if anything is voices bro it's just two it's two different levels too distinct bro that was that was such a that was such a good verses man and i love how dmx at first was just sitting there like an uncle or auntie rocking back and forth like that's how he was he asked for some kool-aid yeah right hey man i'm trying to figure out the end of the day between these two i think personally i feel everyone was like oh snoop everyone jumped on the snoop train but it was when you started hearing these hits back to back to back amongst between the two you're like oh damn i think it's because snoop has released so much more music like snoop didn't really get into his features on other people's songs that deep he didn't you know what i'm saying like and dmx didn't release uh music he hasn't released as much music as snoop so i think people were like bro snoop automatically because he has so many different styles yes bro dmx has been he didn't play um stop drop until like two hours in yeah until like two hours in bro he was going crazy now we'll say this he he needs it he got to increase his his cardio bro because you don't have to do nothing you don't have to do nothing he's almost 50 years old that's what uncles look like he ain't on the road right now let him live all bodies matter when it's over he don't want to get back on the road because he saw bro they had i think snoop said 1.2 million it was 500 000 alone on on instagram i watched it on apple tv and i would say much better experience on apple tv so what did it look like what did it look like it looked it was clear there was no no lagging there was no glitches it was amazing on apple tv so tired though oh he was tired the entire time oh yeah the dog was tired entire time yeah sat down he sat down after every song like jesus i'm like i'm like d drink water [ __ ] drink water the dog's got a rest he sat down with his legs he sat down with his legs open slow so he didn't smash his balls that's how i knew he was tired because all of his samples were way shorter than he's like i'm gonna give you a half i'm gonna give y'all two verses but you know i got high blood pressure i got to sit down i can't give you the first phone oh you got a hell of a spice avion is calling me right now well i saw that i'm like how are you going to talk with a little bit but i honestly think between the two of them it was so it i don't want to say this was well produced because it it feels like to me after watching it that they were like all right what are you leading with here's what i'm leading with but what oh yeah for sure thank you it was it was it was it was like a tour like these are the songs i'm gonna play like when snoop was introducing a song they had already played it a little bit on accident don't act like it's like what's okay exactly exactly i don't mind it it's a better viewing experience to have it have it synced out yeah it was produced but all good you think apple music was going to pay all that money and have some mess-ups hey listen but there's two moments in that in that stream where i'm here gotta shoot at ig live representative any apple music representative that was in the room or watching definitely have to look at their phone like or the screen light because when when dmx went a little often like yeah you know you got to write your pain you got to write your pain and he went on freestyling how terrible do i look as dmx though everybody keeps calling you r kelly everybody keep saying r kelly in the in the chat i want to go to a church where dmx is my pastor his prayer when that thing began i was like is he rhyming but in that light in philippians 4 13 i can do all things through christ who strengthens me went to a more together in prayer you are missed a guest preacher at any place that you go and talk about okay do you not feel his passion do you mess with me playing with god i met you i bet you god would rather hear some prayers from dmx than regular christians god knows my heart spies if y'all if y'all end up uh ended early man just pop back in both y'all are welcome to pop back in i could shoot it to aviano you could just forward it to him it got in early uh okay yeah yeah that is [Music] dmx will scare you into an altar call you like i wasn't gonna give my life to christ but the past is scary so i'm gonna go go to altar my man ex said yo shout out to all my baby mamas i was like oh [ __ ] except that [ __ ] and that [ __ ] bro i just play that record [ __ ] ain't [ __ ] but hoes tricks like i play that [ __ ] you trying to look cute in the doorway nah [ __ ] out here i was like i watched every second and i was like god i wish that i want to go rob a liquor store have sex with three different men that whole thing just made you forget that you are like you know an adult with responsibility we've come so far man like for real there was no there was no internet like this for dmx in his time no and he was confused right now he was like you keep telling me there's many people here i see the same 10 [ __ ] you know ain't trying to play it all like he used to know you don't know how the internet works son you don't know you could use it you don't know that was great man all the energy in the world i'm like he must tire out his wife snoop god no he spreads his neck around jackie he does he he doesn't have to only go with her he does now kevin coming from you i'm ashamed to you he is only about his wife now oh i didn't know i i didn't know i didn't know that's what i heard you know i don't know him snoop is 48 years old bro he's still got a lot of energy before he now hey that's a hard life to live snoop being snoop is a hard life to live being snoop's wife i'm sure it's an even harder life to live better yeah you always got to take that l on the team though it's new you said what now miss jackie fabulous sometimes you gotta take that l for the team like yeah i know he out there [ __ ] everyone in america and parts of kenya but i love him everyone in america and parts of kenya but it's not though such a random the random geographic location to throw in like you know i got a head up i gotta head over to kenya i got seven women left he's like everybody in l.a parts of fresno he he's particular about the way he spreads it around jeez shout out to snwp man that was great it was so good it was it was it was man i watched every second of it i did not want to stop watching it even when i played a song and i was like i don't know what this is sweetheart but i still listen to it yeah here's the thing i went through i went through his catalog today and i was like he gonna play this he's gonna play this and he literally played everything i said he was gonna play that was dope did you did you stay on to it because they freestyle after it was done i didn't i had to go buy some alcohol oh and snoop was freezing and he kept throwing the mic back to d and d was kind of like snoop i'm done man i was like yo this is the old record it's the 80s i don't know this record i don't know what's wear my keys let me get some water leslie the visual of you putting cats in a car is funny because you know they can't they don't go where they're supposed to be they'd be like when you pick them up tony your comments want a dmx's song you were like i would kill everybody and then i would go to the nursery to the to the to the nursery school and shock all the teachers and the kids oh no you play that song ride for my [ __ ] i will fight everybody in the club go across the street to the day care center knock out the staff and the kids the staff you're smacking the applesauce out of their hands let me say this let me let me let me let me do the intro real quick uh so we can get right back to this uh ladies and gentlemen welcome to another episode of zuma with the homies uh spice adams had to take off he will come back after he finished uh finishes with avian croc in hell maybe both of them pop up you never know just got to stay to the end uh we got my my brother my homeboy mr kev on stage here we got jackie fabulous we got tony baker we got mr slick living cleo thomas himself amazing show for you guys i'm not going to hold up a lot of time uh the show's not behind the paywall most of my guests are traveling comedians right now we're not working right now so if you guys would like to bless them with a little something it would greatly be appreciated uh so at this time i'm going to ask you guys to go ahead and change your your names to your cash app so they can go ahead and bless you with a little something and we just don't keep the show going right now yes sir yes sir when when dmx was getting at some point they got like drunk deep you know i love you i love you i know i love you and somebody put in the comments so somebody put in the the scroll they were like dms got too many personalities to need friends the comments were so fun you got 20 what you got 20 personalities to need friends oh that's cold bro they got so like they got you know when you get that level of drunk where you're like the man i love you did you know i love you oh man that level yeah on the receiving end of that they don't realize how close hey man i always feel like my house is don't stop me listen okay no no no bro the family never turned their backs on you love me bro it is the worst ever there's nothing you can say with where they'll stop when you be like i got it no no bro you don't got it you aren't trying to stop me don't understand though okay when they when they put their arm on you it's all dead weight because that that part of their body think it is supported so it just drops so you got all that weight the clothes everybody they stopped talking men think just being close [Laughter] everybody was like my neck is hot my neck you're on my neck breathing bleed everybody was like look at the love so i'm like [ __ ] enough for the love you're back to the job you and your family man i was at my wit's end bro you smell like save your [ __ ] man oh god and you know what's funny they probably ain't seen each other since 2010. oh my it god it was it was it was amazing man it was amazing it was a great battle man listen bro i think so good we were talking before you guys came jackie and tone uh cleo was saying that it seems like this battle was sequenced out like the songs matched perfectly it was produced listen this one didn't feel like a you know 3-0 3-0 dmx this was just like oh i love this song oh i love this song oh i love this song like i i love dmx and snoop but i ain't been like oh let me just put on dmx's album i just uh you know what i'm saying like i ain't really listening to his catalog in a minute so to be reminded of just how many songs he has was like man the mx really was hot for a minute dmx is strictly my elliptical treadmill stationary bike artist if i listen to him i could knock out three hours on the [ __ ] treadmill he make you forget no he is damn he needs his name the gym mx dog if you could listen to him in the gym and get right imagine us would have been an independent artist how many trailers how many movies use xcom give it to you oh my god all the time all over that record hey you know what's funny you know what i loved as a woman watching this there was no political correctness it was just [ __ ] as a black woman how do you enjoy hip-hop they don't care about you at all made me feel whole kevin i felt it made me feel like the days when i didn't have all these [ __ ] bills and worries and a lot of club it made me remember going back going to a club that was clearly a fire hazard because there were too many [ __ ] in it but those would be the best nights of my life the best people in my life were in clubs where i will i might get shot but i'm not leaving those were the most fun nights when your life was on the line when there was an elephant in danger oh it's parties two things when when uh luke was like hey man that's what's up man i i love how you feel about the ladies you played a little something for the ladies let me show you guys how i feel about them [ __ ] ain't [ __ ] but holds the truth yeah this leg crossed they have the longest like snoop has the legs of a mermaid without the tail they're the longest legs and they were crossed it was like [ __ ] they [ __ ] but holds the tricks my daughter was right there i was like oh [ __ ] i you know what [ __ ] she got to learn man that was one time about uh it ain't funny my homies can't have none there was a time where women we were trying to boycott that song because there was a time but but you always get busted because you forget the line that's coming up and you end up singing with it you're like [ __ ] i might as well always give in because the song hit so hard and you give us the exact line can you give us the exact line mister remember the line i don't remember the line cause i got all the songs in my head now let me tell you something this is how they got you with with uh it ain't no fun yeah nate comes on right when i met you last night baby yeah he didn't even call you a [ __ ] at first he said i have respect for you lay there how about i take it all back he let you know why he going forth is going to call you a [ __ ] you got to respect that the women on the thread when angel ray whatever her name is the light skinned lady from cnn they had hardcore feminists watching this putting fire signs up that's what i'm saying they were like look this song is offensive as [ __ ] was in there having the time of her life and she be like rap is misogynistic but she was in this battle like [ __ ] ain't [ __ ] but holes and tricks pricks with a blunt in her mouth in her living room while she's while she's typing up a black lives matter flyer for work tomorrow that's the thing about hip-hop it's so good you just are like man these lyrics it's horrible i just gotta i gotta i gotta put my feelings aside one of them that that that corrupt verse was one of the first verses like rap verses that i ever learned in my life and i didn't realize it i didn't realize how bad of a verse that was it's crazy give me 10 [ __ ] then i'll [ __ ] all 10. that's how i got my person off when he said um now if corrupt gave a [ __ ] about a [ __ ] i'd always be broke i never had no [ __ ] indonesia class i did a tick tock video about him like teaching in the class of like how to play there were probably so many kids in the house with their parents wondering mommy why you know all the words all the words and mommy's like mind your business bethany go to bed you know what i'm saying i say you don't know the words care oh [Applause] know i don't know so i was just about to ask him how many songs did he actually know from the battle because listen i knew this is the thing you know i don't never lie about my hip-hop experience right dmx um dmx came out when i was in high school so by that time i could buy my own music rough riders anthem i had the i had the the compilation with everybody or dragon eve like we in in texas nick the pits the four-wheelers i listen to that style all that stuff but you know yeah women how many songs did you know [ __ ] that's what we wanted if there was 40 songs on the battle i probably knew six thirty no no i knew like thirty three all dmx tracks and late snoops no i knew almost all snoop songs there was probably about three dmx songs that i didn't know i didn't i didn't know the the the women aren't tricks but no why are you articulate women and women ain't excrement but garden tools and magic uh i don't know the chorus or the verse i don't know i don't know that but those people were so popular everybody knew those everybody knew that that album i had that i would sneak i had a fake gospel cover over the cd and i would be listening to doggy style like he's a boy and that was seeing that [ __ ] in the car loud and clear for the neighborhood to hear with no oh man i had to i had to i had to sneak to listen to to that but all my homies want to do it dmx wasn't cracked before you have no idea what you don't know about we were living in germany and my mom and pop had the doggy style album and i'll never forget opening it up for the first time and pulling out the uh the album book the album artwork book and i'm looking at it and i'm just like yo these dogs got fat asses yo i thought i was the only pervert i thought i was the only person i was like me too bro she had on the little pink negligence i was like [ __ ] dumb it was red hair was like doggy style i'm indeed to be a father then a year later i was a father oh thank you how you know they got cold sip to him there was a guy standing here listening to hip-hop that's crazy who what y'all parents was listening there was no way i could play doggy style with my mom on the scene no i played with it when i was at home i played damn you know you know uh heavy d fun stuff but when it was time to listen to the real [ __ ] you exactly let me let me tell you jackie one time i got in trouble for playing just the two of us will smith i was playing that for my dad asking for permission to listen to that and he was like nah that's that ain't that that's that's the devil music i was like just it's it's about his son he was like if it ain't gospel it's the devil who raised you the wyman's where the hell you come from i was foreign we couldn't even listen to anita baker and i don't want to get into this with tony here the anita baker song with the winans they skipped it in my house because she was secular come to find out my mom was listening to anita baker in her car she was so my mom and grandma we all live in the same house so my mom was basically tony with hip-hop her mom would not allow her to listen to anita baker so she drove around listening to it but never played it in the house is that why first of all you and your wife are are a couple goals but is that why you got married so young cause you you had they didn't give you no space to get your hole on before you fell in love no i had a i had the summer of 99 where i i walked away from god and um one summer one summer cash money record for taking over and so was i i that man could that man kev is in that video somewhere bro we got to go back and do the research what you so what you what you feel up the choir director and you feel like oh my god i'm being i'm this is not the lord's way i had three i had three sexes with uh different women i had three three very nine year old what the what are you there oh yeah tony bank i thought they were just melissa that was it three i had three other women yeah and his christian oats that's how you stole your christian oats three three girls three three separate girls melissa made number four and now i stopped before i got to five five was hell i couldn't i couldn't have five on it like the loonies i i had to stop i couldn't even reach a whole hand if i came to your house and sat on your couch it would burst into flames it would be a barrier an invisible barrier that that prevents you from actually walking in the house like true blood to him jackie killed if that's the case i wouldn't make it on the block bro close to that man listen cleo this is this is what you missed in in 1999 what's that oh my god see here stop playing stupid video is that him that's what that's cash money take it over for the diner when we were on tour you can't hear it so it's not as funny as to hear wanted it to be i know i i'm muting this so i don't get flagged but i heard a bump so is that is the music that's going to it drop uh so what happened cleo on tour and my back was tight so i was trying to stretch it out and doughboy was helping me and to hear turned it into a music video it's actually quite hilarious y'all ain't got y'all ain't really friends you hear you cold brother come on here's a cool savage man he is treachery mcgee right though kevin you know like the older generation didn't grow up on explicit music like that like me growing up snoop dogg dmx tupac notorious b.i.g sugar free but like y'all like don't act like al green and then we weren't talking about clapping cheese no we are not that old congregation you're 30 how old do you think we are how old are you ted how are you here at how do you kev i'm 37 cleo me and tony are 54. don't throw me in there with you you leave me i thought we were going gonna be together on this oh man i'm 43 and robust i'm 61. cleo leo al greene at one point his dick was in the collection plate passing that around the church once al green had the the women troubles with the hot grits and the suicide he changed his life to god he was like rick's real yeah i thought that was like folklore it was hot grits and a suicide wait a second he went to church that night he was like it never came back out to church i thought that was just like a thing they said in movies and medea thing i didn't know al green i thought they just said that i didn't know what was really happened to him he put his shirt on on his album what's the suicide what happened with the suicide the the woman he was dealing with one of the women she uh committed suicide what he was just like you know what praise god literally i'm out i'm out yeah man you know what praise god praise god i'm out a lot of these a lot of these r b cats or whatever they were hoeing and then they became part of the the life of the lord oh yeah you go you go to god when your r b when you don't sell no more it's like well anyway when he had the car accident who who better they said he was getting head when he had the car accident he was admitted hold them when he got in the car accident they're paralyzed everybody that that blow job thing while you're driving is dangerous i keep no everybody stop doing that with your wife girlfriend okay who but it's a good time though it's it's it's knowing that you might be beheaded literally while you're getting head or giving it it's a wonderful what about you you could i can multitask no it's not it's not the ability i'm worried as the person giving the [ __ ] i'm worried that how do you know that his orgasm won't let him drive you off a bridge you don't know what'll happen you don't know because he ain't trying to die either he want to feel it again he's going to hold it off you don't know back a little bit everybody here who orgasms nice and nice and uh organized and politely that's wonderful but you don't know if you might just one day be like driving and be giving head to somebody you don't know that well in the car anyway tony your body is not unpredictable you don't know all the time how you're going to react i'm done my orgasms every time you come with a different experience you don't know what might happen without knowing what happens in an orgasm into a woman may be completely different from climax or exactly what it is every time you climax your body has the exact same reaction i know exactly when it's about yes and exactly i'm gonna end it i've never had a magical nut i've never had enough that was like not in control women have all different type of orgasms with different type of men in different occasions but men is that's it across the board every guy comes like that and do you know how long it takes every time you do you take the same amount of time with pumps before you finish you do you know that every time i i haven't kept count of that that's what i'm saying this is not science the end results for guys are the same no guy has ever had it like that and and had to close his eyes and go in the fetal position and pull the covers over him you don't understand what i'm saying you don't understand what you're saying if you're not gonna leave ain't no man gonna get left in a puddle miss jackie okay first of all you gonna stop calling me miss jackie i'm not 60. all right what about okay you just said you was listening he believed me i have wonderful skin i am not anywhere close to 60. i didn't believe it even in the slightest have you seen jada pinkett's mom she got wonderful skin she everything you think his mom is amazing she will get taken down botox though i heard i don't care everybody get botox when you got that kind of money but you still have you can't fight you know gravity the whole time i will take her down and then let her put me to bed tuck me in do this underneath me while the covers get to i will do all of that absolutely my only point is if you are in a different environment and you're sexually heightened because it's extra dangerous different you're trying new things your body might have an extra reaction you just don't know tony stop shaking your head you know what i'm sorry i'm talking to men everybody was watching i apologize i forgot that i'm arguing with dudes because you can't you can't speak for our orgasms i i i i can't because it's unpredictable every time exactly predictable made my point i want i want to circle back to the music and how our parents were like you can't listen to that filth and all of that and that music is just all nasty and they talk about all this there's a guy named theodos ely okay the oldest eating he has a song called let me put the head in what that sounds familiar let me put the head it's a blue song that's that's that's that right there also wait is that older or newer it says 2005. that's older but it came out earlier than that it came out earlier that he made the compilation album too there's uh evelyn king evans champagne king love come down what do you think she's talking about what is she talking about make my love come down that song is innocent you go roller skating to that song nobody's born into that roller skate right into some vagina everything about those times is that they used to be more clever with the with the innuendo yeah stuff come down is not let me put the head in those are that's one is direct one's play action we we go straight half back dive back in the day they had play action they had in the round they had counters they had a different way to get to it nowadays just i beat it beat it up oh i agree but i also understand that like as time change everything gets faster like you get mad now if your fast food takes too long right you get you get mad if you have to wait for things to download that that take too long or upload too long they just get straight to the point you're getting straight put it up come on take those panties off take them out listen listen to grace gracious i'm gonna read some titles to some songs from the 70s and you'll see it's not that diff tyrone davis in the mood um footsteps in the darkness by the ozzie brothers touch me by the ozzy brothers um what else we got uh rock me tonight freddie jackson all of them are talking about the same thing broke me tonight that's okay first of all i have had sex many times to rock me tonight and that is romantic and i don't mean flings i mean that is i love you sex marvin gaye let's get it on well that's also that's how i love what it's still in your window it's not all i'm saying is not straight to the point they get to the point they don't go straight to the front if you listen in the 70s in the 70s jackie and kevin they were saying hey mama let's get it on that's what that's how they say let's have sex let's get it on grace jones got a song called pull up to my bumper baby drive it in between that's clear who who's that grace jones i wish oh that's noelle jones sister say it again jackie drive it pull up to my bumper baby drive it in between that's very clear jackie it do you think it was men who shifted or women did women get tired of the the sweet talking like hey bro i ain't got time for all that pull up and clap these cheeks probably as time passed women in our whole liberation feminist movement we're more like we don't always need the long courtship sometimes you just not you come over bend me over and get in the car and leave not every woman but you know as time passes we wanted to be less submissive and be more aggressive you're right because keon pointed out uh this isn't about sex but everybody got mad about uh scizza's the weeknd song like oh how you gonna be a side chick side chick keon pointed out won a whitney houston's songs um and whitney was like i don't know when we had low self-esteem clearly [Music] what song was the the song and all my love my love for you that is the 1980s version of the weekend it is the same idea as scizza scissors just was more straight to the point whitney was more she went around about but she was saying the same thing let me give you an example and the only person who might know but tony all y'all like music the sos band listen to any song that that that group should be called low self-esteem hits that song the woman the lead every song is about i know you got a lot of [ __ ] but i just want to be every song is about i know that i am not good enough but when you're ready i will be here listen to it look at the titles every song is yourself these lyrics jackie whitney houston a few stolen moments is all that we share that was the least of whitney's problems and they need you there though i've tried to resist being last on your list but no other man's gonna do whitney was smoking crack i don't think she had many standards no she wasn't cracked in jackie she's been a drug addict her whole adult life she explicitly said crack is cheap okay not crack i'm sorry cocaine heroin pcp acid my bad not crying and also whitney wasn't writing those songs so maybe the person who was doing it was cheating but all i'm saying is oh you're right your point is valid i'm just saying had a lot of problems i'm just saying don't get mad at sizzla she's just writing the same song and uh barbara this is shirley i'm coming to you woman to woman saying woman woman the woman i had pieces got stories to tell as well yeah yeah yes even hamilton and hamilton alexander hamilton was cheating on his wife 17 on it my whole episode on my podcast the other day was about me and the girls that were on the panel with me talking about how we've all been a side chick okay i lost my virginity on the side i was decided [Laughter] that was my debut [Music] like you were the garnish i was a little bit more than the garnish that was tater tots okay you're right we don't have them often but we do have them we're like i need to have more tater tots tony why do you tony why do you why do you own it so well i was side piece mcgee you hear me you got to own it man gotta own it i remember i listen i don't know if i was ever the side boyfriend i don't know how seriously we took our high school dating but one of the girls i was in love with she broke up with me because this other dude she wrote me a letter and said listen kev i'm breaking up with you and i'm going out with this guy because he dances like genuine and i was like i'll never forgive you for this elgin or eldrick whatever lumpkin listen can we talk about how it's a good thing that people can have stage names because some of these entertainers earl simmons here lg pumpkin listen would have been a star with earl simmons with that rap you're not gonna be no r b superstar like ladies and gentlemen get up for elgin lumpkin no elgin lumpkin just don't quote me on it what did you say elgin lumpkin yeah calvin brockis i don't even know i wrote it bro that's still it's a that one bro this sounds like it's brother sounds got a little grit to it got a little grit especially when you see it spelled out it's gritty looking clifford harris yeah yeah the blueprint is a little great some more names see here give us some more names a tough sale method man is also a clifford oh you're giving a real name i'm like who y'all talking about i didn't know i feel like queen latifah would have had the same career her name was just dana i'd buy dana and she was just like hey guys i'm dana i'd be like okay you're an ity i'm with it kevin knows kevin do you know all about dana for real i feel like you know something i don't know i feel like you don't know it all next topic eating the most delicious chips on god's green earth she eats them these are weight watchers chips oh jackie you don't have to do that oh kevin you're a sweetheart but i always got to love ourselves that way maybe trying to get snatched so she can get some new pain kevin you you know it was funny kevin's like if you were a side chick you should you should be ashamed if you're on a diet you should love yourself kevin i i'm in love with myself this is all part of life yeah that's true this is all life it's like being a side a side piece is not to be a shame staying one is when you're like all right i ain't gonna oh did y'all know when did you find out your your your role in the relationship i didn't find out i had a the only time i was a side chick long term voluntarily was when i got i had one of my last corporate jobs and one of the guys who were whose job it was to help you get situated with the company i met him he had on a ring and i i still went for it you weren't willing you went you went boastfully into the night i have a saying kevin that i'm a good person i'm not always a good girl i need more women in the world to embrace that statement that should have been a t-shirt 10 years ago i know everybody hears that and they're like oh my god if anybody if i see you on anybody's chest i'll set your house on fire drop it tonight oh no wait wait i'm looking at my past i know karma is is karma's a [ __ ] i would never be i'm not that girl anymore but back then i'm like i i i hated my job so why not [ __ ] who are you hold on you were like i hate this job whose husband is available that's pretty accurate yeah damn i i want to give you guys some more names and want to see if you guys can guess who it is go for it william leonard roberts ii oh you know what i said rick ross ain't it that's ross ross william william leonard roberts does not have the same ring as ross you can't be like william it's just roberts and just too much okay here's another one trevor taheem smith jr oh uh trevor smith i know who that is um put your eyes on me put your hands on my eyes his name is trevor yeah i knew that what melissa arnett missy elliot wait what'd you say melissa arnett oh okay missy elliott's last name's not elliot i know her name was melissa i didn't know was i didn't know her that was a lot taheed epps mike abs no why would that bro that's uh he dips i don't know i don't know who that is i don't know who that who's that to here titty boy he had to change his name from titty boy to two chains there was only so far you can go with titty boy hey how are you it's literally to the end of the block oh okay this this is a crazy one i don't even know if i'm gonna pronounce this one already aquil gene pollard polar a quill is that's not lil uzi is it no how the hell do y'all know this [ __ ] what y'all doing with your lives i know this person i know this rapper i can't think of who his name a quill sounds familiar ah bobby schmurder i knew it oh i wouldn't have got that before i knew i quit i would say i'm looking at the comments tony you're you you would definitely you're garlic mashed potatoes i'll give you that garlic mashed potato that's a good smell that's delicious we all love garlic what would tony have to do to get to the level of lobster bisque mashed potato he would he would have to well if that depends on what you want if you know your side and you're okay with it you don't want it to change unless you start to catch feelings and then they the lover you're with is like i'm gonna leave my family they're like hey wait a minute that's not what i signed up for oh oh no don't do that stay with her yeah exactly i'm like i'm like you're married you need to work on your marriage i don't know who else are here hey i want to do this last one then we can keep it moving all right um nividius demand hey vedius it's future the mon wow hendrix the parents man you changed radius why are y'all doing this love it he goes down in history look at that is it ll's name james yeah okay okay james is a better start off than todd pod yes mc hammer's first name is stanley stanley kirk burrell when you when you look at if he hammered oh beyond the flash he looked like a stanley it looked like he was it looked like he worked 60 hours a week down [Music] you crossed nc hammer marshall just like a jess jc penney's he was like hey i'm the manager i'm stan lee you would completely believe that creative names and hip-hop who eminem the market matters the way he took his initials and made a word out of it based on the eminem is dope yeah man i loved when eminem came out i was like ah yes hi kid do you like violence would you like to see me big 90s i recorded that on a vcr hated his first album was already 38 when the first album came out first of all i will have the internet cut off i would knock that out [Laughter] i love eminem because i i like that vanilla ice was trying to be black and i was like no come on man even though i like that was corny but when you hear that baby when that beat starts you're like look this is trash but don't turn it yo vanilla i ain't wrapping his ass over when i say tony the funniest thing he ever did in his life is when he tried to argue that that wasn't from under pressure he was like no there's his mind is done you hear the difference you hear the difference like people in hip-hop we didn't care about samples hip-hop so it wasn't even like people were tripping it was just like why are you even arguing this point that it's very obviously it is very obviously under pressure just rap you know what i'd like to say down here the the robin robin thick lawsuit yeah i don't i still don't hear it and they just you know they try and say that he stopped yeah oh you didn't hear it for sure i was surprised i don't hear it at all i hear it for sure i it wasn't exact but it was definitely inspired by influenced by oh god i'm listening hard like i don't get it i don't get it listen the funniest thing robin think ever did is think we were gonna help him get paula patton back with that album [Applause] hey that was a divorce and we were like thank you man we really cared about him nobody came back he came more about his father we're like your father died that hurts not you i feel like they both kind of fell off after that album this name paula patton and mission impossible amazing she never comes back paula patton and was it baggage claim the movie was oh she had that denzel movie was it deja vu that was before all of that that was before uh mission impossible and that was deja vu so what was her height was it the deja vu or was it mission impossible that was a good look she came out with mission impossible really to hear you said she fell out was was paula patton ever on all the way well she was she was getting good roads yeah i feel like i don't see her i watched her in that like traffic movie with uh i think omar epps was in it i've seen her do she's done she's been a ada on law and order she played a lawyer on that and then she just you're good at she can act but you don't know what people's you know background is why she can't work all the time yeah she's fine as all get out though yeah but then everybody makes can't take over all the spots makes makes black women work like a [ __ ] they all can't take all this but let somebody pure brown get get a job goddammit no jackie you the funny thing is you are on america's got talent which is so clean and your personality is still first of all is heroin she's a heroin needle laying on the spoon that is cracking tony you're a fan your fans are suicidal when they hear you cuss so you watch your girl they'll be all right they'll be all right tony's tony's that he cusses every once in a while is pure hilarity and then he has a press conference man look guys they get too comfortable i'll be like [ __ ] piss [ __ ] lips [ __ ] this [ __ ] you don't even like that word tony i don't but i just you you got it it's like when tony soprano got out of the hospital and he just sucked out that dude just to let the crew know who he was [ __ ] y'all remember that's like when marlon left this meeting and just sucked somebody and shot at him he was like yeah i'm alive you gotta do it sometimes the post went up with tony saying that he doesn't like that word and then kev joined in i never liked that word neither it's not holy i'm saying wait wait wait what other words can you actually call it bolva that's not the vagina that sounds like a broth of some sort i got the bowl food and the crackers over here hey girl let me see that'll bother you i'd rather you say the girl i'm silly but don't say vulva that's ridiculous that's a scientific sounds like you mispronouncing i heard kevin say the word coochie to his wife in one of his yoga videos i said coochie coochie my word yeah coochie is my favorite every now and then when i see tony say the word [ __ ] in a post i i lit i get worried i literally be like if i see him write the word n-i-g-g-a my first thought was oh that they're not gonna like that that's cause tony tony the animal videos they'd be having people confused they'd be thinking you don't you don't know tone like that so he got to be like let me let me take the videos off ain't no ain't no cram ain't no rudy hey look at who you came to see i'm black black lives matter i hate you i hate magga shut up i cuss all right back to the video for america's got talent kevin i just i did all the material i always do all the time i just took out all the gratuitous f-bombs and sex you have to be clean to be on nbc i did all the material are jokes that have been around my whole career you just take out the cuss words that's it that's that means you're a pro because some people can't do that they take out the cuss words and then it is no longer funny because the cuss words is the punch line there are a lot of pros that are just that are amazing and gifted and they're just lazy they just they don't want to bother they're like look my whole career has been like this i just said that in my video you know people think that being funny is the most important and i'm telling you it's not you gotta be able to get booked by everybody it's you gotta there's so being there's a lot of funny people there are so many funny people so many comedians that are funnier than me but not a lot will work hard every time not a lot will never miss a flight not a lot will promote like there's so much more that goes into even like the club owners coming just coming on time and and and and cleaning up stuff like that like the club owners that comedy club community it is small your reputation procedure me and to here on the road this this year prior the little dates we did people would hear hey man we've heard you have really nice audiences they don't drink that much but they're nice and the club owners are like we'll take it like usually you have pack they drink a lot you're happy with the bar but the wait staff has to go through a lot your audience doesn't drink that much but they're nice so we're and you sell a lot of tickets and that stuff is is just as important as being a party you know they might not drink all the alcohol but they still going to order some food and they're going to get two juices they're going to get two juices and some ginger ale oh we listen at my shows them tables are full of appetizers nachos wings are to hear eight wings at 98 percent of our shows from the audience oh yeah i just don't play people just be coming because you have to order something they don't be finishing it to hear be like i had to have a chance today out there in this place in the front i'll be looking through i'll be like i'll be honest man listen bro i'm talking about i'll bite the wing and then go into the joke wait for them to laugh i'll do the setup suck the meat off the bone put it in the plate grab another one another through the punch line let them laugh finish that one dip it in the ranch are you gonna do that post coven no why would you why would you are you stupid you know a good example i i went i did one club day with a fellow comic and the club owner it was a club that i do every year and i brought the comic to do the club and the club owner was upset that the comic that i brought didn't come to the back office to say hello like little things really yeah he was like what's up your boy i'm like i don't know he wouldn't go congrat congress will converse with the club owner and he kind of put it on me like you brought somebody hang out on manners like it's so many things and this comic is gifted oh i didn't know that was the thing i mean i think i've done that just you know because i'm just talking about being personable like you're how you are out off the stage sometimes matters more than what happens up there yeah yeah no jackie every time matters more than what happens on stage yeah yeah because there's another comic that can come to a weekend people don't it's just like in in you know cleo in the actor business and you know hollywood regular hollywood there's another actor that can fill that role if people don't want to deal with you they'll be like oh he's good she's good but oh there's just a headache on set they like you that reputation in is way more i've been in the room you know especially been in the room where people are just like um like what about this person they're like oh no they're just a jerk on set oh yeah right they did that and then people are like the people who don't know are just they don't even argue they're like oh i don't want to deal with that okay who else like just that quick sometimes sometimes it's a matter of before agt and i had i was booking myself i didn't have an agent sometimes my ability to just text the club owner and be like hey can i come to a weekend and then be like sure you have these days open like to be able to do it matters you listen if your agent so like when your agent books you right but then you now know the club owner personally yeah now whether you have that agent or not you have your own relationship whether you have the agent or not and that's way because bro like you think about it it's what maybe five franchises make up like 85 percent of all the comedy clubs in america funny bone um impressed improv the factory the the helium they have different names but it's all kind of the same thing like rick cronin if you only have those five you can work for the rest of your life yeah if i find that i'm home too often or i feel bored or my calendar is making me feel anxiety i'll text you know sean who owns hilarities in ohio and be like hey can i come down there and he'll be like sure and then i'll tell my agent okay now hit him up and you all say you're out the money but they're able to be able to just text someone they're human beings and you know club owners are some special spirits i'm like no they're just that's just todd they're just people and they don't want to they want to deal with a nice person for and even like man with me to hear in tone two me and tom we we did when all three of us were together we did more than comedy clubs but me and to hear like that person that waits on you all weekend make sure they're good you gotta grease them before you go on the first night you gotta let them know what's up you got to hit him with the good tip on the first night but no no no this is what you're telling you can tell them hey are you going to be with me all weekend oh we can i do that every day if you are then i'm going to tip you all nice uh on sunday or i can do it every night it's up to you but i've been with so many people that did not know that you were supposed to tip them out and it's like bro she's he or she is waiting on you hand and foot they never come back every 15 minutes you good you need anything i've had clubs take care of me so well because the first night i i expressed my gratitude through finances um but also just like through just good energy man like hey thank you so much for checking on me yeah i appreciate it and yeah man everybody that's on that tour should be checking in chipping in because people will hop on your tour or they'll hop on the night and they'd be like uh yeah they might get 15 cool and then they come in the green room and they order a hundred dollars worth of food and alcohol hey man thanks for the time no no no no no no come here come here yeah i tip like at the end of the night you're gonna be here tomorrow and they'd be like it's my last night i'll tip them i don't even get food because i'll be faster and so if the staff don't like you you won't come back you'll be fasting while you're while you're working weekends i do the intermittent fasting so by the time it's show time i usually ate already and so they'd be like you good you can i'm good and i just still tip or if they help me with the merch i'm tipping them whatever oh yeah and they're continually surprised when you even like me and to hear we're paying the merch people but then we would tip them in addition and it would be like they had never been tipped in their lives i'm like bro what are comics doing like i'll be real grateful i'd be like didn't you just have this big name here last weekend why are you acting like it'd probably be the worst and i just want to say like i'm not in this in the comedy industry i've never sat got on myself on a stage and done a joke and i i have such a high regard and appreciation for anyone who calls himself a comedian like me just speaking honestly i don't find myself quote unquote funny because in my profession what i grew up with if you are funny you are labeled a comedian period and i have such a high respect to anyone who is funny because to me you are comedians you guys are comics you get on a stage and you can take people on a ride and enjoy it all but the gems you guys are dropping i'm pretty sure is not out there for anyone out there trying to figure out what they were supposed to do or how do they build themselves in these comedy markets out there that gem was not shared to a lot of people they'd be comedians watching they don't be in they don't be in the comments but comics being home watching to hear his joy and it's it's not just that though a lot of that a lot of our good practices come from just manners yeah like that's that's where it comes from people like we like it it just became a thing that like sometimes like kev will pick up the bill and we were like if you want to pay for us we'll tip and kim felt like as as it being his tour and he taking on tour with us he would pay for a meal we and and tony and i was like you don't have to pay for us we good we we're getting money we you know we'll take care of him like no i got you one meal and all of that so we would make sure that we tip well so he doesn't have to and like even taking us to the airport you know the the hotel person yes that's a job but we still would what'd you say tony he was still even we'd be trying to get the tip he would get this kid too and i'll just be loved listen man here's here's how i feel about it if you were on tour with me i first of all i didn't come from the traditional world so when i found out what comedians were really getting and they would have to fly themselves i just didn't understand like as the headliner as the tour financer you shouldn't have to worry about nothing if you're on tour with me you shouldn't have to worry about food at least one or two meals flight hotel get to the airport none of that stuff now tahir and tony are the hardest people on earth to do that for because they take it as a personal insult to it tony like i've never eat food again before i let you pay for it like people's working there was probably a two-month run where tony and tahir were going to the bathroom and pre-paying for the meal like at least their own part of the meal or paying for everybody like bruh i'm i got you like i'm writing it off anyway just like but you know what here's the thing though it's because we've heard some so many horror stories but also it's like we like i knew and tony knew what it took to get that first tour off you put literally everything on the line you bet it all you had already walked away from all depth well you were about to walk away from all day for the full first tour so we knew what was on the line so we just wanted to feel like we were carrying our weight we didn't want to ever see him listen let me tell you i'm just mooching off somebody will ride somebody's coaching y'all carry too much weight there was too many times let me tell y'all something as a comedian who's a professional to have to follow tony baker at 25 minutes which is prime real estate for a comedian you just can't hit your best stuff and i really have to go like 45 is way harder than 20 25 is like oh yeah sweet spot man watching tony get a standing o and then having to go after him was like man there was a time with me and to hear this year we were in um like rancho or something this dude to here did 25 straight off the dome and it was just me and him and i was like whoo now jerry y'all want y'all sure y'all want to see me kevin i don't know everything was pretty good that was the first show the first show i was like it's gonna be a long year that was uh that was great that was great okay right yeah it was great new locations beautiful one of my brand was favorites that was my first time listen the ie and la i love you but the i.e their love for stand-up comedy far super different energy i've done shows in the ie i've hosted or headlined and the audience is sitting there like so this is it i'm like yeah this is you've been here for three hours what else much y'all want there's nothing else they're like oh yeah more comments no you got there were nine comments on the show the show was over they treated me so well they threw roses at my feet as i walked in my car here's the thing i tried to walk to my car four people carried me while three people threw roses in they didn't have roses they had to drive to ralph's to go get the roses [ __ ] them up and throw them out i might move out here yeah we did our first tour the first show was in the ie man they were there the show was at the love hours at six they were there at 4 30 outside waiting wow happy to be there it was and you can tell in the in the clips and tony's and to hear is in mind the the good energy is is terrible that's right audience y'all got your own responsibility all we ask is come ready to laugh just don't come with the you're funny just come with an open heart and you want to laugh because black people will be like he's going to prove that [ __ ] listen let me let me let me say this kev and shout out to the person that just bought the uh come on fam shirt off of uh youtube hey come on fam come on it the energy is what you make it as far as the the entertainment because it's it's like when you look at when migos first came out and a lot of other groups when they were doing shows and you would see all of these video on world stories about them fighting at their shows and people snatching their chains and all that type of stuff that's the energy they put out to the world i'm the baddest [ __ ] around okay nobody do [ __ ] to me all of that that energy is what you're putting out that's what's gonna come to your show right kev you put out the energy like hey i'm a dad i'm a husband i find this funny and you guys should too you you put out good energy that's what comes to the shows and you're saying about currency right huh weren't you saying that about currency he didn't want that vibe yeah he said that too he said that in an interview too he said he he remembers when he was with um no limit and he wrote a rap about killing somebody and running up in their house and making a mama cry something like that and he thought he got to thinking about like damn they mama really gonna be sad about that he's like from that moment on i really just completely switched my style and just talked about what i really lived with and that he's like that's why i can walk around the crowd at my concerts and smoke weed with my fans i ain't got to worry about nobody trying to fight or snatch my chain or give me no [ __ ] because that energy ain't in my crowd that's probably why the baby got to fight everybody because that's what the energy he puts out bro he's gonna protect that name all the time and it ain't just some chick it's somebody's [ __ ] this is somebody's girlfriend they sleep chest to back i six nights out of the week is is so disrespectful too that's just you just logging in with the what's the password are you naked are you naked you put your put some drawers on you're gonna ask them what is the password are you naked that's funny let me get take one second kevin i did your conference you had a few weeks ago it was fantastic it it it lasted for 11 hours no no no not that one the one before that one the stage for creators conference one yeah the one that you had no idea would last for three days and you didn't need sleep or food yeah yeah it was a lot it was wonderful though thank you i would probably never do it again no when you say that it makes me sad you have to make that an annual thing i don't have to and i won't i don't have i ain't got to do nothing some things you only do one time and you're lonely and tony spoke at it i loved it well now you know what to do you can you just have your i know what not to do jackie why it was so good you know what here's what i realized with that some things you are able to do but that doesn't mean you should do them love it did it damage your marriage or something did you have no no it was just the amount of work and planning like i am able to do stand-up comedy and i should do that i can host a conference but that doesn't highlight my skill set the same way you were so good at it no it was the worst i was i was exhausted i wanted it to be over i was tired i was hungry it was long i did it all in one day can't you why can't you do it a different way so that you don't have all those i am doing it a different way not doing it i can tell you jackie with 100 certainty i am not doing that again so impressed it was so beautiful yeah i cried i cried when tony spoke oh it was great it was wonderful he and tony have the same mindset about and to hear as well we have the same mindset about hollywood and that is y'all ain't checking for me i ain't checking for you i'm gonna do mine i have that mentality now i'm trying i'm putting out all kind of [ __ ] now cause i'm like i'm tired of getting my feelings hurt yeah i listen you don't i don't even go over there no more y'all don't i don't even go over their house no more i'd be like bro i'm good over here because hollywood is great and don't get me wrong i love the world yeah it's a different mindset to be in the audition cleo you know you you speak i'ma let you speak on her brother and i'll okay but then i want to hear your thoughts because the mindset to audition over and over and deal with that level of rejection as confident as i am i cannot take it that's a lot i'd be questioning my own abilities i'm like bro am i good at this because everybody seems to think i'm not acting like i just and they don't the thing i know this might be dumb and i'll let you i want to hear what you have to say because you actually booked they don't even bother telling you you didn't book it they just don't call you again they don't even know one night you don't even get anything out of it it's literally just like a flirt and then you never hear from them again you give them they they specifically ask for your number and they're like i know what i don't understand yeah email too just the case your number is not working you're like oh yeah cool girl yeah i'm free all right cool well i look forward to hearing from you when i want to hear from you and if you don't ever hear from them they lie to you to hear cleo how how did you do it bro how did you real quick cleo before you go i also want to give a shout out to kadeem because kadeem is in the chat man what's up and also we are at 4 700 people and only 1600 likes at least man uh cleo go ahead but i also just want to say i got two callbacks this week one for allstate and one for tasty cake so okay but you [Applause] interrupted him and then somebody else was going real quick with the commercial they also want your size and that's also hurt okay listen commercial auditions are a whole other ballpark to deal with because it's literally off of look your facial expression it takes this fat like you're in and out of there but there's literally it's like a cattle call you're seeing people who look just like you look nothing like you that's a whole different ballpark now let's talk about what it's like to audition for a film let's talk about what it's like to audition for a television series it's re god damn dickies i've been acting i told my mother at the age of five years old that i wanted to be an actor i didn't book my very first role until i was about seven or eight years old and we didn't come from a family of people being in the industry we just had to figure it out as we went polls didn't happen until i was 13. and as we see it skyrocketed from there but now we're playing a whole different ballpark now it's like oh [ __ ] like yo they they know you now they want to ask for you now you got to go in now you got to talk but i have never been offered a role i've had to go in an audition for every single thing that i've ever really never been offered everyone never got no offer only never so everything that i've ever i've ever been in or booked i had to go audition for that's my dream was offer only what's that like but you gotta beat me it sucks because there's people who don't know this business at all kev to hear jackie tony they have no idea they have no idea you send them into one audition they're crushed see what it feels like after 5 000. so clean up somebody in the comments said that's just like a job interview no it's not why because when you audition for something you don't hear back and then you see your friend on tv uh doing the job you had it's like going to mcdonald's and you're like oh so you doing fries i can do fries as good as that like you literally have to watch other people do the job that you wanted and then they get to be on big screens and stuff it's tough you know what happened i auditioned i auditioned to be a gabriel iglesias netflix show right and i had a great audition and i said good enough i'm like i want i'm gonna get a call back at least then i had a show at the comedy union and sherry shepard had a show there too and she was like i have to get out of here i gotta go up now i have a flight tomorrow to shoot this new show with gabriel i'm like so you're the one that got the role she was like my bad this is not a good way to find out about the business that people don't know so bad that's but that happens a lot because i repeat the women who look it up auditioning like it's it's a process right it has to happen studios networks they have to audition period but the thing is two or two people into walking into that room there's already an offer out going out to the other person that they wanted in the first place you don't know that though and people have no idea about that and you're not supposed to express that but that's the truth you can have 30 people going in for one role right and for that entire day that casting agency has to get their bills paid so they're going to they're going to see all 30 people those 30 people have no chance at the role because the offer is already out to the person they want in the first place what's the point leo just in case the person that they want turns it down i go on imdb all the time if i'm watching the movie and i love reading the the part where they considered such and such for this role i like to see who who they went after first before who we know ended up with the role they asked al pacino robert de niro all these people turned it down but brad pitt ended up doing it so now it's just funny to see how many people turn down these roles and who they went after first like every movie sometimes you you read like they initially wanted him for the role like they came to him directly but usually it's like everybody pass on something but in our minds it's like i've never saw anybody but bruce willis right right bro because the one who gets it usually in my opinion they they're meant to have it like when the netflix movie eddie murphy's movie uh dolomite the the black girl the plus-sized black girl yeah i auditioned for that andrew yeah and i call i mean i email arsenio i i text eddie's cousin anybody who i knew in the vicinity of eddie murphy i'm like i will do whatever is necessary please let him give me some favor but when i saw her in the role i'm like she she killed it she did great yeah well let that go i feel like you could have done great let me know let me say this real quick i did this one audition and they called me back for it right i i took a completely different turn on what what they would have [Music] got spice up randomly spiced listen i wait an hour and a half the unit is hot bro i can't listen before i was bald i had the low even i am not used to hair on my ears i can't fake it i usually put it on for the video it's on for five minutes max it's an hour and a half i can't do it i got the fan right here my ears look my ears are red shut up saga playing it this is this is what i was gonna say um i went out for this one audition i took a completely different turn from the character cleo they loved it right they called me back and say man we loved every decision you made about this character could you do it again for us so i did the whole audition over again okay it was like all right now try it like this boom i took the notes received it boom adjust it did it like that i did that for four different characters wow four different characters that same day i didn't even this is a cold reads the other three characters i just did it bro they took my ideas and adapted them to the characters and still didn't book me for any other oh no treasury that's one story story i auditioned for coming to america too i auditioned literally for 48 hours not 48 hours straight but i i i had two private teachers and then i worked with four different friends for the mass time of 48 hours i never tell people about roles that i'm going out for not until i booked it for the most part yeah i told this story at the uh at our show in st louis i'm in my hometown everybody stretched their hand out because we did the chore in the church everybody stretched their hand out and prayed over my life and said you go get this i said i got this i go to i go to the studio this is on uh sunset and um uh what is that where's the um downstairs audition class i had a private lesson that morning for two hours just to get ready i go in i'm ready right now the dude was like who you here for i was like coming to america too i'm the best friend boom finish signing he was like well what's your name like to hear more get used to standing keep signing it right that man says yeah that audition was canceled oh no i said excuse me i said no my agent would have let me know it was kind of like nah it was cancelled uh i don't know why they let you know but uh i still validate your parking validate your parking bro so i was told no worries right now hold on listen listen i was told first of all at the scene that it was counseling my they didn't let the mom agent know they let me get all the way up there i'm pumped up right had to leave right i find out later that they they counseled it because of rewrites y'all y'all doing rewrites when y'all doing auditions okay cool i'm like are they going to call everybody that had an audition back yeah sure they'll call you guys back once they get they nailed down these last couple details cool i'm good with that right two weeks later coming to america too has been fully cast that started production next week in atlanta yeah brother but y'all that's what i'm saying bro people have no clue about that so like as actors and people in this entertainment entry y'all have no idea when y'all walk up to us thinking well why come this welcome y'all have no idea of the politics and the things that are going on in this industry talk about your time wasted i just told you 30 people will go into an audition waste their entire time to prepare for the role spend all that money that here just did to go into audiences and it not happened just because they already have an offer out to someone else but y'all have no idea about that leo here's the thing i looked at everybody attached to coming to america too i looked at the dp i looked at the direct actor i looked at the producers i looked at the writers i looked at the casting i like the costume i looked at where it was shot at i looked at what studio was shot at i looked at the stars and the assistant stars and the second lease anytime somebody do their fingers like this they do not pull down everybody's name and position i have it on my wall i say i will never work with any of these [ __ ] a day and they like they might not know anything about what happened i have a vendetta and i'ma hold that [ __ ] to the day i die i would like here's the craziest part here's the craziest part right all deaf digital gets uh um we have to do some of the rollout for coming to america too right they like they they they reach out to us we're like hey can you guys come up with some content for professional and i'm just like oh yeah i got you and he was talking all that he was like i got y'all i know i'm gonna write the most worst [ __ ] ever oh my gosh conversation began with kev saying he don't even check for that side anymore and you got to understand like that's what it has become because guess what that side is always looking over here now because they have no idea what to do next they're looking at social media who's building their own brand and who they can figure out like yo if we add them to this that gets us the numbers that's what they have to do now i've already told this story i think to hear about going in for the audition for um for the teen titans series my own agent i i got booked for a role my dream role be a part of the teen titans series i'm i'm a comic book guy wow i just had signed up i just had one and got my new passport done two weeks before that but it hadn't shipped yet my agent calls me the day before hey they want to fly you to canada your book for the role listen i don't have my passport i will have it tomorrow morning do not tell them that i don't have my passport i will go and get it by 11 a.m that next morning i had a brand new passport in my hand and the red-eye flight was supposed to be booked what did my agent do didn't have my passport a dream role was stripped from me oh how did you move on from that did you fire your agent i know listen i'll be real i'll be real jackie oh i drank i drank quite a lot disney world you got released what if if it makes y'all feel better release whatever you had literally were with your family and they let you go and i got released larry smith called me say hey hey big guy uh we're gonna have to let you go oh i was like let me go there i you didn't tell me you were at disney world you was at disney world when the bears let you go i was there i was at the happiest place on earth getting the worst news possible yo how did you go on and ride a ride after that you ain't got no jobs this house was on the line the teacups the kids was like daddy he was like you're about to lose your job did you did you spies did you have any idea first of all nice to meet you cleo and spice i never met you guys before pleasure me too did you ever did you have any inkling any kind of idea that it might be happening no because i had i had one year left on my deal and i figured like the year the past year i had got hurt and so i was like working my way back so i figured like you know i'm a vet i've been in the league nine years they're gonna let me come back and you know honor my contract yeah you know what i'm saying so they called me and released me in february so i'm like dang that's respect you calling me on february to tell me about some new plays season ain't till august september i'm like yo this is respect then he hit me up like yeah we got uh big guy we're going we to let you go the nfl is a cold piece man it is god dawg all right bye some people hey kev some people don't even get calls though they find out just like how everybody else finds out espn that bottom ticker oh no that's fine that's horrible [Music] james is an amazing running back he'd be in the league and then you just don't hear about him no more you'd be like edgerton in the league no more and just like that you'll be gone the nfl will cut you after a great season because they just don't want to pay you no more and just move on and get somebody else new jersey number oh ah i want the hands i want the hands oh nfl and hollywood got to be neck and neck with the treachery because they don't have guaranteed contracts so they treat people any kind of way listen this is one thing i learned from clayton thomas very good friend of mine man clayton thomas had a show that unfortunately never came out but it was i remember when he announced it i remember when he announced one of the most hilarious shows i've ever had one thing he said is that if you ever get a chance to get a show name it after yourself that way everybody in the show is replaceable except for you when that whole martin thing happened i don't know all the ins and outs of it but i know i know who wasn't going to leave the show martin lawrence yeah he the one person that came everybody else is expandable that's not that's not true that's not what that's not true nah man roseanne was out of here oh they just that's a new era though tony that's new they chanted the whole show though didn't they tone or they kept going they got they kept going they kept going for one season without her without her they were like it was a roseanne you're out of roseanne wait didn't they call it the connors did they change yeah but they stay in the same house she made the show it wasn't called roseanne it was called the connors no but just the same show to here was out here but your point isn't this they kept everybody else but her i don't care what you're saying my part is that's always right listen have you been working on your abs you got to redeem that picture bro still on this mic it's two dollars still what's happening why i want to heal the helicopter i work on nothing i don't care this is me fine no kevin no kevin sit down hold on this is regular oh my gosh watch me i'm sorry i'm sorry guys you brought this on those spices we got 13 minutes spice just got back man spice i want to ask you because i i know i know some of the story because i watched the growth but i know that a lot of parts that i miss and then a lot of part the people why is your whole goddamn shirt off there are a lot of a lot of points and a lot of parts that a lot of people miss man you blew up what 1.2 1.5 million now on the gram what was the what was the spark that like like this is what i'm gonna do i had uh it all started off as a deer first of all bring that mic down just a little bit spike just bring it down at all spice is not giving up on this mic man is it too loud it's coming in hot spike it's [Applause] right you wanted cheddar cheese right and you wanted chili on the on on the fries right okay i sound like he worked at harold beast now [Laughter] that bulletproof glass we got a prince why ain't got no regrets [Applause] [Laughter] in the world bro oh tony tony's i'm almost dead but i'm still a live video is the funniest thing no no i'm just just closing my eyes [Music] it never said that's how he finished in his first sex maybe maybe it's the it's the uh the parody videos that jumped you up in in social media you think that was it spice i don't remember my i'm gonna let him answer but my intro to spice he was like the coach character and his pants was real high and i was just like yo man this is mad funny and it went on he's been he's been a jewel in my association but something's happening though spice you're losing weight what are you doing for the crash diet i didn't i didn't lost like 110 pounds man wow this this this is what i got to do now oh my god since cam took a shirt off sanitize the eyeball go ahead no but what happened was i did this uh uh character queen biggums right and i wasn't gonna do it because i was like it was so stupid like i'm doing all these moves and i'm in the garage this is stu i'm doing them on air i'm not even doing it against anybody there's no rim involved like nothing and so we traveled to my son had a uh we got a track and field event or whatever we went there and i was falling asleep this was when the cavs was playing um uh who is it uh golden state warriors so i was like you know what i'm just going to post this like because it's the finals i'm just going to post it post it fell asleep i woke up phone going crazy this is just they like um kevin hart just posted your video oh wow i'm like kevin hart is a whole full-blown comedian who puts his own stuff on his page like he didn't put my video on his page i was like maybe he commented or something but when he posted it their house of highlights posted it then snoop dogg man jamie foxx then like everybody who was everybody posted it so it got to the point where i had to create an account for cream bingham's and now cream got like 330 000 followers on rheem has 300 followers oh my god bro graham got 3 28 000 followers is in nba live 19. he really i saw the no i saw the front of the thing for bro i got 175 000 and i can't get verified to save my life you applied man i've applied 30 times to hear said first of all to hear said kareem biggum scream bigger wow you're not gonna make me feel bad about what i do well y'all know to hear is a word smith stop it stop it man and i'll never forget that very first video of what you say now chuck and i saw my uncle my my family i feel like y'all setting me up no let me tell you something texas i got uncles just like that spice video when he retired from the nfl stuff free agents say was when i first found out about him but the dumbest video spice ever did was chicken the chicken with the [Laughter] post that video every single day for the rest of his life and i will that video is like tony baker the dog that was pumping the with no dog he was just invisible preview i want to file a complaint tony you haven't been i'm sending you videos you're not using any of the ones that i'm saying like jackie that's not true we did one like two months ago i said you won daily you just i did one the other day you said but i sent you like 11 a week i mean you know always late tony always like already did that one tony don't even text you back when he used your video i'm sick of him neither bear you just sent me the bear smelling the girl i just did that the other day the bear smelling oh yes europe but i didn't know that was from me i figured that was i was doubling up well people send me the same videos over and over you know he don't say thank you or please i just have to assume he loves me i gotta go buy that i gotta assume y'all got me actually pretty happy tony's used probably 15 20 of my videos yeah i'll be using spices calves jackets yeah he using them not too he probably probably responded in his head and not via text yeah i don't text jackie but everybody on here responds to me except tony baker what i think it's just tony's mo that's okay i'd be on board kevin was the love hour as as stressful as the one you did no because melissa did that all by herself i just showed up and talked jackie i'm not doing it i'm never doing it again i don't care yeah yes yes he will jackie is my mic still hot yes she's fighting mercy where did you get this bike from manhattan oh okay my bad he literally bought it for my old harold if it weren't for spice i would not spice introduced me into toby my favorite rapper if it weren't for spice i wouldn't even know toby exists why is this the gift yet spice did a video with toby where he was doing what you say now chuck and i was like yo this dude is rapping for real like let me check him out then i found out that's why it's so important for content creators to create you just upset me you just upset me kevin uh how am i supposed to know because it reminds me of anita baker speak on this fight what happened i think tony should tell the story okay so we were on tour minding our own business only one time in the neither baker songs comes oh oh that's the spice adam song and i was like with all due respect to my boy spice what'd you just say that's the spice adams track i was like you you never heard of anita baker before before instagram videos he was like well well you see and he started scrambling see my parents it was church and you know we went to the church and you know vacation bible school and you know the disciples matthew mark luke and john and it was just all kind of scrambling and hustling and tired you got to pay your tithes and i was just like you don't know anita baker so are concert [Music] this is the worst thing that ever happened to me would love me because i went to her concert but when i got a picture with her and got to go backstage that infuriated the blacks the blacks were so much more sad she called me out and i got to meet her and that made all the blacks 10 i thought they would be happy they were not i greatly underestimated the blacks they were so upset that i got to meet her you don't deserve it you know i you know when you were a child you didn't even get to clean up to her you don't know every single song she ever released you don't even know wait wait like wait y'all she was at a spice adam's concert kid don't beat it up to her they were so mad at me to hear i'm like bros it's not my fault i was a baby oh it's just a wee shame it's uh listen it's nine o'clock man so let's go ahead and wrap it up um 11 59. yeah so it's not quite time yeah spice tell us how you get started on the social media yeah uh splash we always end at nine o'clock we go a little longer sometimes but uh hey jackie are you not in l.a are you not in l.a i lived in l.a for 20 years i moved back to new york in november really yes i didn't know so cleo tell us what it was like working on uh walking tall with the rock i want to do what what dmx did dmx in the battle at one point he said to somebody standing in the booth he said who you who is you y'all hear that there was somebody standing in the studio and he turned into a criminal like who's you poor x x ain't made for the new generation of any of this man had on pele pele sweatpants jackie i i respect you so much ma'am but damn damn do i do that a lot tonight it was amazing working with a lot better lately so now it's you jackie and then um there's cp and then there's my microphone and then there's cleo people don't understand that i'm gonna say i'm gonna say this and then we'll close out um wait we're gonna ask some questions we're here wait no no you don't tell me that i wanna tell you guys i love you guys i love you guys oh god are they doing okay listen this is what i i want to just give you guys a couple of updates i want to have a second hold on hold on wait a second just wait here hold on to here before you go on i just want you to know this is the funniest thing ever bro spike is added in his mind hot and jackie keeps getting it i can't even myself because there was a time when i you know before somebody would hold me because this is so [Music] funny can you remember what's up i've never really gotten to know casual i don't know kevin at home [Music] [Music] it hurts to i'm new hear both of them just to say this it hurts to laugh bro oh man and we're going to go for another hour it would have never stopped that wouldn't you yeah muted spice that's why we can't hear nothing it's still going with something yo yo i'm beautiful and see if he's still singing to here just unreadable i my cheeks hurt baby listen listen just a couple real quick first off to everybody man thank y'all for watching um there may or may not be some re re-constructing of the show in the next couple weeks also um this show has been pretty good thus far but i have to also do some work to make some money so just giving you guys a heads up there may be a one to two week hiatus on zooming with the homies just to give you the heads up i don't want to do it but i got to make some money guys and i can't keep burning both end of the candles it is like literally taking a toll on me so um just letting y'all know that up top but in the restructuring of it you guys are really going to enjoy what i have in mind if if we end up doing that but just know that it may be two weeks without zooming with the homies at the most um i'll finish everything else after everyone else gets gets that sign off off the way uh let's talk let's start with what do you mean they've been asking this in the comments clio did you fire your agent for for messing up the yes i walked away from the agency one of the biggest one of the biggest agencies in this city i walked away from because i felt that that was ultimately disrespectful but um i i just got to say man you know our business has evolved so much since you know what many people will always go back to of course as well that's fine but the industry was nowhere what it was like then compared to what it is now so i am grateful that i've always had an adaptive mind to be able to say all right how do we shift how do we shape how do we shift yeah but to here thank you so much for having me on zuma with the homies to be up here with og's like yourself like like kev like splice like tony like jackie this was an amazing experience i bro my stomach is in yo spice and jackie going on 10 for 10 minutes straight is the funniest that has been the joy of my week my cheeks are still hurting bro they were not stopping they were so committed to the joke bro i couldn't i was hurting my body i wasn't laughing it was weird because i was laughing hard but i was also annoyed because you know me i can't handle it so it was a mixture of the two different emotions i almost died tony i was just really committed to them both being like i will never i will die before i stop this joke i will never i would die can you hear me shut up jackie oh okay yeah jackie was cut off mcgee tonight jesus christ i have i'm lonely tony nothing like it i'd be like to get muted who me yes jackie jackie yeah why are you doing this dog i don't know where you got that mic from the staples center where did you get that mic y'all can find me on jackiefabulous.com uh there you can buy my album everywhere that's albums of soul it's called fabulously naughty buy my album please go to my youtube page youtube.com jackiefabulous and subscribe and watch my podcast relatable with jackie fabulous and uh and everybody go over to my instagram and follow me there follow all this all the things and so are we are we the are we the season the series uh hiatus episode no we're gonna we're gonna finish out the week i just haven't decided if i'm gonna uh if i'm not gonna do it next week or week after year because i'm gonna i'm gonna go i'm gonna go on family vacation for a week we're going we're getting the place in palm springs like literally a week after we get the new place and uh the new place oh you got the new place to here what a new place we move in on the seventh the one you want a house yeah you bought a house no no no no no no jackie no no no no i didn't no no house no i didn't got that i'm like we gotta we got a one room set what here shut up your mic is hot geez back out from the mic wow to here so you bought a new place and you're gonna move go on vacation and that's wonderful no jackie i don't know what to talk our vacation is literally just gonna be in the house with no internet for a week that's it that's gonna be the vacation you're moving into a new place yes okay congrats so i mean you can't be happy for you what the [ __ ] absolutely yeah that's a little jacket here's the thing you know black people don't want black people to know that they have money i didn't say nothing about money you could you're just you said you're moving to a new house you just you basically say oh you're rich because i'm not and hey you got a complex about being successful you need to get help oh jackie he needs therapy any therapy he really gotta let it go man he to here still think he's on the street bro stop listen united st is looking for bags not saying louis anymore jackie camp today because i was in i was at the office today i was like yo we got cameras in here he's like what i was like because his equipment out and you know they know safe and we got a security guard specifically for this place yo can can we we should get we should get something in here and um he was like no to here you're not you're not in east st louis anymore i think it don't matter i said do you lock the cameras up what if the janitor steals the iphones i was like we have insurance what what why are you worried about the generosity listen i i i got a safe at the crib i'm gonna bring it safe up to the office and put the phones in there we like the phones and the mics the lights up we put everything up he's like we don't have to do that spice kissed my ass they can't see that his bike is hot here you got hood trauma you gotta embrace he has good trauma can play success i could be going into chick-fil-a the first thing i'm doing is looking for the exits like i wanna i need to know how we get out of this thing and something to pop off don't lose your hood sensibility every black man should always keep that street that he knows but when you level up you're blessed [Music] thank you guys tony adams and baker baker are never gonna let me leave that down tony bacon next this spice adams osumi yes you're tony baker yo um you know uh check out working wild the new episode drops saturday um if you haven't seen the episodes already go to all deaf on youtube check them out uh you can buy my ringtone right now i got the damn rudy ring tone and skip daddy yeah and tunes for the android peaks also uh follow me on twitch tony baker comedy on twitch yeah that's all i got for now what happens on twitch is that only for gamers no no no no no no cleo is the master at twitch man he has mastered it so twitch.tv slash cleo thomas pull up man this is an event over there um spice adams what you got for us you gotta hide mike i'm so scared that he's quiet right here [Music] nice you can't play the music they're gonna give me a strike he'll get in trouble wait a second my fault um is it my turn is it on me it's all you baby okay hey everybody um go to our shop period uh my nickname is spice and my last name is adams and then you're gonna put a period after that c-o-m and then you can buy a lot of merchandise you can buy shirts and um all types of paraphernalia and also um since i'm not a hater or nothing like that man uh make sure you go to uh itunes type in tony baker and you can get two of his ringtones you can get um uh what's the one he says i want to say damn rudy you can get both of those at the same time if you want them but also go to shop.spiceadams.com follow me everywhere spice adams i try to keep everything consistent on instagram as well as all of the other social media and i also have a website spiceadams.com as as well i hate it here i hate it here yo spice will not do right he will not unplug the mic people do what you want him to do you told him he was all he did with the whole night is yelling to the mic that was already loud [Applause] real spice is the worst ever brother what is that still happening oh my god okay on the okay my cash app is at to hear more go ahead and send me something uh new new wording is hard coming out wednesday we just had a delay this week we have we haven't uh we had titty we had teddy ray the week before that city right and jesse jesse the white man before the week before that you know what i'm saying zoom with the home is gonna take a week off for two we're gonna be back make sure you check that out and um uh you know check me out on brooklyn nine nine on your hulu app and um just you know i'm saying pull up and uh and that's all i have to say and thank you everybody for the for the cash out blessings hey tony get it take a look look at look at to here huh look at me what look at this oh we got hair tony oh wait i got here no she's right here you don't have hay no units man listen i want to i want to thank uh tisha candice jamil uh shellamor atlan uh tyronda j pace tevonne marion terence shay sharnika patrice leo king dylan e short uh maya brittany lavelle isaiah edward kevin irvin james irvin again uh c cello oh um lamar uh lebaron lakeisha jennifer soph ortego j-mo caveman uh thank god so much for being here did not get caught on to read aloud in class what jesus they got to skip you over i mean i meant volume i didn't mean his enunciation but okay here them words be beating you up erin to hear his wife [Music] she just sent me like six six different um swimsuit she just i don't know where she got these swimsuits from but they they don't even constitute the swimsuit because they naked what is wrong with you your wife's body is amazing take it out shake it jiggle it see she see yeah here's the thing though they probably cost like eighty dollars and it's literally six dollars worth of material but they fire though um every monday to thursday we have zuma with the homies right and wednesday we have um a new episode of wharton is hard you can check out um this week we have delay on there last week we have teddy ray every friday we have uh a new episode of silent listening party and every thursday uh damn it that's just scary man you can also subscribe to the patreon we got a lot of exclusive content on the patreon um super excited that everybody pulled up tonight spice adams came back after his uh his id live with apheon crockett that's huge man i appreciate you brother i want to give a big shout out to uh cleo thomas mr slick living it was his first time on the show jack eyes are going crazy talking let me just read you what tony put in the comments to hear please and i promise i'll be done tony put in the comments high back shaleem shane akisha lebaron teres nova gennafine so marco king marion caveman thank y'all are those real people those are the real people kid it's just funny to read it yo y'all are the best man listen this is better than drugs i gotta say kevin you should never get high you couldn't handle it oh gosh i can't ima what laughing at y'all just be yourself i don't know what drugs will feel like i am listen this is this the versus battle followed by this i am bro y'all have me dying to have that lead into this this is a great night it was a great listen i'm not happy for the quarantine but i'm thankful for versus versus oh my god without this i am working on i'm working on something big uh and i'm super excited super excited about it so uh you guys don't want to hear about our appreciation for the evening he don't want to hear nothing you said what jackie you didn't want to hear us appreciate the evening we're including you no no it wasn't that i was just trying to stick to the time constraint everybody got something to do we're in different times i'm gonna go to bed it's like night night everybody going to bed what you talking about i go to bed at nine o'clock jackie fabulous tony's gonna tony's gonna go on some other social media site for three hours ain't nobody gonna money ain't going to bed at five o'clock in the morning oh no tony's a hope not in his actions but on how he stay up he's he's a whole college [ __ ] he stay up all night wow come home lay down when the sun's coming up that's when he lay down he's a [ __ ] then i'll be up early in the morning shut your street walking ass up ladies and gentlemen that's been another episode of zooming with the homies thank you guys so much for pulling up we'll see you tomorrow for another show peace out thanks for pulling up guys zooming with the homies sing the song spying in

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Length: 130min 19sec (7819 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 23 2020