Zooming With The Homies (ZWTH) - EPISODE 132

kids [ __ ] them kids milan i'm a big die the thought of pink nipples drives me insane ah you are now watching zooming with the [Music] homies [Music] [Music] so [Music] yo what up good people welcome uh back to another episode of zuma with the homies we got a fantastic show for you guys today well tonight uh please excuse glasses but uh your boys tired all right so you'd much rather see these these glasses then see my eyes right now because your boy is tired you feel me but thank you everybody for pulling up man we got a couple people in the holding room so we're gonna go ahead and bring them out uh right now man we could have a fantastic show like i said so let me go ahead and get them uploaded in this joint boom boom boom all right uh welcome welcome welcome everybody appreciate y'all pulling up and what what's up guys we're tweeting [Laughter] first of all keep it let me say this i just saw your comment saying that i looked like uh a baby bambi in in in tim's uh a ghetto baby ghetto baby bambi intense um my picture that i just posted let me just say something you woke up this morning with with violence and toxic waste in your soul and um in your soul you ain't gonna be blessed for it that's all i'm saying no no my pose is right it what it what it wasn't like the leg up it was actually just walking you know saying i just timed it perfectly but uh neither here there you're there well what we're gonna do right now is just kick it right off uh ladies and gentlemen uh coming back to the show you know saying she uh hopefully has a knock knock knocked off a couple movies on her list uh realistically though she probably hasn't but you guys know her uh as an amazing actor uh an amazing comedian amazing writer uh just not that in touch with black culture even though she's from motorcycles hold on wait a second ladies and gentlemen y'all put your hands together and welcome back to the show uh kisha e what's up keisha what's your name let's show the people again so why y'all be coming for my black movie list what you reading revolutionary suicide oh okay he will p noon okay you got you gotta do a report do you have to do a book report i know you ain't just reading it on your own you ain't just you ain't just reading why wouldn't i read this i don't know why haven't you seen 60 black movies that you haven't seen let me do it nothing i may not have seen the fictional movies but i know my real life history okay my dad okay i know what happened i i've been schooled on it okay yeah got you sounds good keisha i'm gonna say this i'm gonna be going back and forth with you all night but i do want to say that you're glowing right now i don't know what the new skin is you're going it looks nice on you uh but you're stealing [ __ ] for not seeing a ton of the black movies that you ain't seen so i just to i was i was really trying to get one in today before before we got on here but it just didn't happen i'm gonna let y'all know i reached out to keisha over the weekend so she had ample time to watch a black movie but i'm gonna let you all know first of all if you're hitting me at one thank you for being here keisha uh we're glad that you're here next up ladies and gentlemen this is my dog man you guys might not know him as much because he is really a wizard behind the scene uh for those of you guys that actually had a chance to get my first uh special not safe for work this is the gentleman that did all of the work behind the scenes he didn't capture it with the camera but he did everything else man he helped with the photo shoot uh help with the artwork he did the sound blending he did the color correction he did the uh the the actually chopping and editing of the footage uh fantastic brother man and he's also the producer and director on uh um ladies and gentlemen help me welcome to the show for the first time my dog oh that's ty's mike okay help me welcome to the show for the first time my dog mr mark wesley what's up my tube yo it was funny man i was like let's see how i will never get on any of these shows i don't even do any of this stuff and then the moment you introduce them okay my experience is shot already but what's up my dude ain't nothing man so listen guys we were on the show last week and we were talking about uh i think teacher was on the show and she was talking about how ba wow was a legend and my boy oh you're not gonna do this no already i said keitra not keisha it was ketchup so mark was so bothered by it he had to he had to call me the next well actually i called him because he commented on a couple different places i said hey brother listen that wasn't that wasn't the views and the comments of of many that was a few okay i never say anything i don't talk to no i love being the god behind the god man you know what i'm saying i like saying nothing to nobody i want no one to know who i am when that comment came out i'm like hold on dude i had to drink and talk after that comment oh yeah that comes with the topic of conversation today and then you ask your wife and what's your wife say too what'd your wife say my wife started dancing let me tell you something my wife started doing whatever one of these songs and she started doing the little kicks and i was like oh um i've known her for 21 years bro and i never knew that i never knew it ever in my life ever 21 years and she started singing blah blah i was done and there you go man you think you know somebody and then you find out the real man uh next up ladies and gentlemen uh so welcome my boy mark to the show next up ladies and gentlemen uh this person needs no introduction um but we're gonna go ahead and do it anyway you've seen uh him on a number of shows he first first got his intro on the show coming on with no shirt on just out here just just reckless and wild letting the street see what's going on he came on a couple of times he was drinking he had been smoking he's just having a good time he's living his best life he's a dad okay he's a dad trapped in a pandemic with two young kids okay and a hilarious and beautiful wife man and he's just doing the best that he can so y'all cutting some slack man this is my dog my boy man y'all put your hands together welcome back to the show no shirt phenom [Music] i was like he looked chest naked and it wasn't right now what is going on chest naked what is happening [Laughter] i'm overdressed apparently nah this is just what keon does because he's in shape he likes to show off that he's been out of college for 10 years and he's still in shape but nobody cares can you huh we don't care if you got money no nobody cares [Music] you just you you oh you you doing you just showing out at this point you're over achiever oh yeah absolutely all right well i mean listen man we just glad that you're here brother you know what i'm saying we'll we'll figure out the shirt thing a little later on but we just glad that here uh kia are you on um are you on a chrome browser oh you want a chrome browser because it's just kind of i did it yeah yeah log out come back again that's what i just said but yeah go sounds good all right man uh next up and last but definitely not least ladies and gentlemen she is one of the first ladies of zooming with the homies uh really needs no introduction she's become like family you see her all over the place zooming with the homies club all she's the club oprah she has a blue room own clubhouse you seen her own squad cast goddammit you've seen the live on stage she's back making the entrance back into these goddamn streets ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for comedy styles all right the immaculate genius the writer the mother the cougar miss ty davis batman hey y'all hey hey girl all right all right how you doing ty you doing it's good to see you again a couple hours later i know how you doing to here hey i'm just i'm just you know i'm just maintaining i'm just maintaining it's all i can't do at this point you know um but i'm good i'm good i'm glad to be back here with the homies we got we got people watching we're having a good time man we're gonna have a blast tonight man we got a couple things to talk about a couple family and uh what's up jackie we see you steven o'connell we see you in uh in the comments so uh yeah we out here we're gonna have a great time man so i'm glad i'm glad that everybody's here shout out to the yam fam hey y'all hey you know what i'm saying so we're gonna go ahead and kick the show off ladies and gentlemen uh let's get it going wait i'm trying to wait on keon to come back so the window thing wouldn't change too much but you know it'll be what it is um um damn it what was i going to tell y'all ah it was a crazy ass story that i had just read i think it was i forgot where the lady was from but she um she shot her husband or stabbed her her husband because she saw a picture of him uh with another woman but it was actually a picture of a younger her wait a minute i'm like hold up come on man it looks like now that she didn't recognize the cause i think i screenshot it i came home and and had to take a nap immediately uh but i think i saw it on twitter and i think i screenshot okay woman stabs her husband over photos of him with another woman dot dot dot is actually her when she was younger wow i was about to post her bills until you finish the head you got to get your facts straight before you come stabbing somebody how you don't recognize you yo first yo first of all why are you getting that man why are you getting that mad unless he was smashing a tongue huh down in the picture why you get that mad off of a pitcher that's number one number two is you gonna you go straight to stabbing you don't think about leaving first you don't you don't think about trying to get some get back first you go straight to violence that's how key should be should be waking up with that type of violence on her heart i don't unless you deserve it some of these those out here deserve to get cut i feel like she's going to move it out you know what'd you say todd you feel like what i feel like she's been through a lot of this man like so many hoes that she was just like another one and didn't realize that it was you know her and then she stabbed because she you know she probably tried talking and she probably tried conflict resolution in a positive way in the past and i think she snapped because you know how crazy you gotta be to forget that it's you and the people she lost her identity man she don't even know who she is no more clearly because she tried to kill him if y'all saw a picture of him with a younger you i don't give a damn [ __ ] it is he ain't allowed to be with no for three years i'm not stabbing over no picture you got to be a little bit deeper than that and i'm going to do it that's one thing i'm doing before i jump out there listen listen first of all keisha is from detroit so i think you know anytime you're asking about that a lot of it a lot of it can be answered by the by just knowing that she's from detroit now i mean you look like keisha she looks very put together her skin is glowing right now you know the baby hair brush back and the edges look complete however when you hear that she's from detroit you you can't help but think ah that stock went down just a little bit so when you ask a question if you don't get you a detroit girl what should i hear y'all when you tried to apply for the pp what is the ppp loan when they found out that you were from detroit they was like we need to see some footage of us because we we we know y'all big scamming out there so we just gotta we just gotta there are some scammers in detroit i can't i can't say [ __ ] damn a little bit but no no listen somebody just said i know you're trying to talk to here you're from east st louis you're absolutely right i am from east st louis somebody sent me a video um somebody sent me a video shout out to christina um sent me a video uh the east st louis high school cheerleaders uh being suspended for the rest of the year because they got in a fight with another group of cheerleaders uh i think this past saturday night um i don't know what the fight was about um i don't i don't know what what started it but uh the girls weren't taking no [ __ ] that that's what i'll say that's nothing what the other school that you said in high school high school cheerleaders yeah they got in the fight with the the other the other schools cheerleaders they was on it it literally looked like the scene from drumline when the big dude had the the the helmet the helmet strap in this mall when you're like dude that's what it looked like because it say louis started their their routine while the other team was still going and but they was moving forward so he was like [ __ ] you [ __ ] we in your house should we we got our feet here detroit first of all you only got one high school in east st louis first of all that's number one like lean on me this thing sounds like first of all first of all yes okay that's number one yes uh number two i i didn't go to i didn't go to high school in east anglo i went to school in st louis i was from east st louis but i went to school that one high school that says all that need to be said about your city that's it there's nothing to say listen it's a water truck that goes around detroit to give each high school an amount of water that water goes to the bathroom has some of the best water in the world this is the water truck it's a water truck mark it's just one people it's like a fire truck you know the water ones it's just that [Music] that's great i've heard i've literally heard that from a lot of people from detroit and i i read that about detroit that detroit actually has from the breast in the country i i'll give you that i'll give you that but y'all don't know [ __ ] about it we have more than one high school you say what we have more than one high school right because you you helped build a high school right by hand like it was like high school drew built looked like a uh like a like a brick oven for pizzas that's what it looked like but [ __ ] they had one computer lab with one computer clearly y'all need another you only got one high school i'm concerned that says a lot about population this is a lot about [ __ ] y'all learning that's a lot about the city in general and i'm so glad you made it out to here uh what is that what is keisha's emoji everybody everybody is asking what's keisha's emoji i don't know if she has one yet y'all got it elbow oh and then yeah but i think if you have the updated she has two like this or something uh okay all right all right that's what's up that's what's up um i read something that biden is trying to speed up the production of getting harriet tubman back on a 20 bill do y'all care do we care if harriet's on that 20 bill i do not um i don't ever have cash on me so but you know what yeah that part right there i would i would stop at the atm if auntie harry was on that 20 bill i'd be walking up to the club with my 20 like let me in let me inherit in this joint what wait but you guys you can't spend the 20 on hair uh you can't spend harriet on the on the club you got to spend harriet on like paying the late fee for library yes she [Music] you say up in this dancery okay man [Laughter] yeah i want to i would definitely have it you know for like a collector's edition because i don't think they're gonna i don't know if they're gonna change it forever like if it's going to be one of those things that it's in and out of that representation and i just would like to [ __ ] with white people a little bit you know yeah um more magic in the pool with a racist white guy and he say something you take your broke ass back to africa boy and you just throw a fist full of harriet twenties in his face let's shut the man right here like you need to get back right you can get your lick back and you can pick up that two hundred dollars [ __ ] you can't do both right like why not like why the 20 why not the 100 and in addition to that what else y'all gonna do y'all done took uncle ben and all of them and aunty mama and you putting harry on the 20. um what else we didn't ask y'all to do that but thank you but what else uh i got the student loan debt that probably shouldn't have what about the reparations what do we can we talk about that what um i don't care about harriet on the dub what else okay that's what i want to know who do we need to talk to about that uh uncle joe is it we're glad you're here but do something else uncle joe first of all why do i do my uncle burning like that by the internet we don't take nothing serious this man out here trying to change the world he's probably the best candidate we just they mean him to my dad listen listen bernie sanders is like you i don't know if it was a movie or something but it was like always surprise me never the bride like he's always at the inauguration but it's never that's so mean i didn't do it ty i didn't do it i vote for bernie he just never makes it to the primary election you know he's he he's literally always a bride man never the bride bless his heart that's a little heart bless his life and he'd be that he'd be there he'd be that supportive bernie i've always said bernie is always too upfront about his agenda he got to learn how to keep some of that [ __ ] to himself because he'd be like we're going to get in and it's going to be all about black people and black people like yeah we [ __ ] with bernie and then we also like think about that [ __ ] he too vocal about it he too he too first thing we're doing is giving reparations back free health care and free college white people looking at bernie like this [ __ ] is crazy you're gonna have to learn how to keep some of that [ __ ] under the raps until he gets in office then do it but he'll be like he'll be too vocal about it they ain't gonna vote hang on for a thing of them they're not gonna do it i'll just pick up everything you say what because you remember when you was a kid and they said what do you want to be when you grow up i didn't say this you know this i didn't say any of this i didn't say pandemic and i can't go outside i didn't say any of it this is this was not the plan why is happening i don't want it you know it's funny how you say it because i think we're all thinking the exact same thing we feel the exact same way yeah i don't know what to say but i know i don't like it like that like i'm tired i'm tired and then dopey it's like people need to understand first of all toxic positivity is a thing right really what is that what is what is that every day explain it toxic positivity is a thing and and what toxic positivity is is basically it causes people to minimize and not experience what their feelings are right so if i say to you for instance dainty here i'm feeling really down today and then you counter that with but somebody got it worse to you [ __ ] we not talking about them we talking about me right now and me feeling bad so the toxic positivity is it's forcing you to not really deal with your feelings and experiencing them in a moment so people are like oh you know the pedigree this is a great time to connect discover yourself i don't want to discover nothing else okay i didn't became a life coach i didn't increase my instagram following i went back to college what the [ __ ] else you want me to do okay okay yeah i get that i get i didn't i didn't know that that was the time right i do agree with that i also agree with the fact that um like you know very early on in this i want to say maybe like four or five months to this people were like you know if if the quarantine they bring the hustle out of you and then it wouldn't make you it's like bro everybody move it they own speed you know saying there are people who might have been doing the research for what they were gonna plan on doing this year all last year and they had to get they had to get the knowledge based on it so you can't really just put that on people i think i think that 2020 did provide an opportunity for people to do things that they had been putting off because they said they didn't have time um so i think that if you made the most of that time um it shows your ingenuity but it also shows your ability to capitalize on the situation and if you didn't have a chance to to maximize on that you still got time i'll be honest with you guys we probably got six to eight more months in this [ __ ] like this and i got down saturday thinking about that like bro it's gonna be six to eight more months what's that what's that matter years man two years mark i'm gonna say right now so i know this shows being recorded two more years hold on two more or two total for like over years hey hey mark i don't like that i don't like the energy i don't i don't like the energy that you bring even if it is true i don't understand what i'm saying though in march when this whole thing happened you know what everybody says give it five six weeks let me tell you something the nba gets shut down when sports academy is shut down this ain't no five six week thing man this is gonna be a long time and here we are almost a year later and it's like hey we're gonna do a hundred more days of lockdowns man look man i just wanna go to a bar sit down and have a drink and watch some sports that ain't happening it's gonna be a minute we're gonna be in this place looking like oh this is china we all gonna be wearing masks for the next five years i'm gonna say it right now i just want to say it so that when it happens i can come back to this and say see i told you let me tell you let me tell you let me tell you something mark i found out that as entertainers that we could be considered front liners uh we could be considered early for the uh the vaccination if i get this vaccination i'm going around i'm looking some doorknobs you understand me i'm going to build this immunity up i'm going to get control system up i'm going to take the next thing in the test baby i'm going i'm going to australia i'm going to some concerts i'm putting this immunity to test you god damn right huh for sure for sure the thing about it is i think you kind of mentioned something like a lot of people taking advantage of the time or whatever and there are a lot of people who have taken advantage i just think that a lot of people are saying they want to actually be abandoned at this time and they're not uh you should because you do have time it's just the thing is you have a lot more time that's all so you got something in motion for sure for sure somebody said what about actual frontline workers actual frontline workers are really uh really getting a vaccine i don't know how they're picking people uh but i just i just want to say that like you know i don't i don't know what qualifies people as front line workers and what doesn't qualify people i mean obviously you know police officers nurses doctors firefighters obviously they are frontline but when it comes to like entertainers because like when everything shut down and uh out here in l.a uh they realize how big uh the entertainment scene is like it really is the life force for la so um i think that's why they were considering entertainers out here the life i mean uh as front liners and i did click this comment for uh the comment but also because they have the tommy davidson fan account as as as the handle and i just want to let y'all know y'all y'all y'all a different type of pet why are they like that my little punk ass pictures today you know what i'm saying i was feeling the outfit you know i love all black any time i got all black i'm a poster all black i posted my little punk ass pictures and [ __ ] couldn't wait to talk about me with the fake walk and [ __ ] said i look like a tater tot already being taken out of the the microwave and they said everything put my name in everything but a prayer time put my name in everything but a prayer i thought you looked nice yesterday that's not really nice i gave you three poses three different poses now if i had pulled 48 pictures from this like this [Music] [Laughter] [Music] so blindsided by it everybody was like did you know i showed it to my mom right because i i made some work some of course my mom bought it just to buy it she didn't even know what it was i'm like mom let me show you the video so my mama is like about to pass out in tears i'm like first of all i didn't even have funny okay so i didn't realize she was like did you know today we're gonna do that a lot of people ask and i was like well i knew that i was coming in about pictures on my instagram or my social media but i didn't i underestimated the level of petty between these two and i didn't realize that i posed like that all the time i was like wait wait oh my gosh oh y'all this is what you got to understand okay you did that to yourself okay now what there are so many poses that you could've told welcome to vegas right you could have did the hands underneath leaning forward don't put your hands on the knees you got a thousand poses and you chose to do three you chose three experiences on the neck hand on the neck handle the neck with the leg lift it or just like the leg lifted and you had your leg today the bambi that wasn't that wasn't the same thing that wasn't the same thing you go ahead and tell the truth for shame the devil because that wasn't made me i had the same expression you just had time because that was why you had your leg up man that wasn't a leg up what happened i i did like a fake walk so it was just like it was like the step it wasn't like up it was just my brother you just said it was up i did a fake walk i was like give me give me right here um the pictures that you've been posting like the the black and white i don't know who uh shot your fit but those have been really nice i've been enjoying those even posters oh thank you yeah my homeboy um tony naylor he has visions entertainment group he does like videography photography a bunch of stuff editing shooting and he's doing a series um called conversations with vision and basically it's like he's talking to you about the pandemic and it's like he's asking questions and he's kind of snapping you in those moments while you're answering a question or why you the first part was like you don't get to talk so he'll ask like who is keisha e and i'm it's a it's just all in my facial in my body and then there's a second part where he does a video and he actually asked these questions and he put it all together it's like i think he's done maybe like 10 of them now it's really dope but um but that was the footage that i got back from that so thank you i like them you they were very nice so it goes to them and of course the model take your way i appreciate that well before we go on before we can switch topics real quick um uh mark if you want to switch your handle to your uh your cash app so that people can bless you with a little bit you go ahead and do that now uh keon is back he still don't have a shirt on just want to let everybody know that and then i want to let y'all know i want to let y'all know a little bit about who kev on stage really is because i know a lot of people uh think kev is just this this nice amazing man but i want to show y'all i want to take this opportunity right now to show y'all exactly the type of violence that kevin subscribes to okay he took my picture and i was dying look at this look look what y'all looking for this is the type of negativity that's so accurate though it's so blue that this man is spewing into that this this you're saying what we need in our community right now they're saying why would i be looking at a strawberry sundae like that why would i be looking at that that delicious wow this is this right here man [Music] it was at that moment that kev decided to not let the lord use him anymore he decided that he no longer wanted to be a child of christ and he was just going to do uh the work of the the dark lord and uh no 7-eleven one look i was like he's really there that happened today yeah when i looked at the picture i was like when did i take it and then i realized it was photoshop cause i saw the words i was like oh this [ __ ] ain't being led by god no more yeah he ain't being led by god no more bro he he's just out here just doing the work of the devil and i'm sick of him i'm sick of kevin page how fast he did it though like because that was swift that was very fast that's what i'm saying like if you listen if he used his powers for good okay if he just if he just uses power for good it's all i'm saying that was that was that was completely unnecessary uh but anyway man um i read something else i i wanted to pull that one up too kind of like this thing and just kind of pull us up that i find weird stuff on the internet and getting y'all opinion of it um ladies let me ask y'all a question what do y'all think about guys with face tattoos jpeg got enough [ __ ] on my apple the jail payment subscriptions hey i got enough [ __ ] on my jail app cause i can't i do my job is full i'm at a point where like i can't it screams jail to me and you know i caught a [ __ ] up in jail one time excuse me what now i caught a [ __ ] up in jail like you had one job sir schedule your business on different days you couldn't even do that the guards is messy they let it all happen baby girl one i said but do you realize we are in prison right now like wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait so you're saying you went to go see a [ __ ] in jail and he had another chick there to see him too i was there it was a whole situation it was the whole i'm like sweetie we are in prison do you really want to fight right now you can meet me on a mile later on but i kind of got some [ __ ] to do and i'm not trying to get locked she was hot i mean she i'm like baby girl he i mean i don't he's in jail man he ain't [ __ ] at all right after he doing nothing funny at this point what the whole thing in the prison guard they're so messy they was waiting for something to pop off it was the whole situation the prison guard definitely let you win they ain't going to let them in the background and he was like he kept saying like you can go you know because like in jail i ain't trying to do jail because you got to ask him to do everything right so he came over like you go to the bathroom so he's like i don't have to go to the bathroom right so he didn't say it three times so i peep game i'm like [ __ ] he trying to tell you something i don't know exactly what it is but the [ __ ] trying to tell you something something something so he's trying to tell him like baby girl's at the front and she cutting up because she see my name on the signing back so i was about to leave right so he come back and sit down and he like uh yeah you know he was just like not my homegirl here or whatever so i'm like okay she come through like tasha on power you know how soon the elevators open she'd be like ghosts so she couldn't walk over prison guards they all just got that t they just sitting there like oh they got it they watch it yeah this is a show she's coming over she's cutting up like and so here was the thing was i wasn't even supposed to come visit that day i was like i'm not gonna be able to visit i was in town and i went to new york for my birthday and i came back and i was like damn you know what i do have time so i hit them on jpeg but it's not like instant even though they have like a facetime thing on there so i was like well hopefully he getting enough time and because i'm out of time i don't have to schedule my business so i'm like i'm just go pop up because i got some time so technically i didn't pop up so she like how you got somebody here on my time like she's just talking like i'm not sitting right there so i'm just looking at her like sweetie so she's going she's hot now i'm not going back down i'm gonna always defend myself at the same time baby girl we are in prison right now if you want to meet me back in the city on a mile we could knock the doll off my shoulder we can fight if you want to do that but right now i got you the new letter i'm not trying to get lights up okay so she going so i'm just sitting there like so then i got to be a little petty because i was actually about to leave and i was like well i'm just going to stay for a little while so she's hot like 15 minutes we steady talking we laughing joking because here's the thing let me clear it up this wasn't like my [ __ ] we used to kick it so of course he still feels some kind of way like you don't want no chick to pop up but it's not my boyfriend you know what i'm saying so we can just laugh and joke and whatever so she like how long is your company going to be here [Music] i stayed as long as i could because i really had to do that day so i leave when i get ready to leave before they let you out you got to stand there before they open the door so the guards is messy this is a different girl she was like oh are you such a such girlfriend i was like nah she was like okay because the girlfriend is a short girl with a real big butt right so i look like you got coming up here i leave out i get to the front to sign out and the dude out there was like is everything okay are you okay and i was like huh i'm not even registering the two because he all the way on in front he was like you were here to see mr sentences right i'm like yeah he was like oh because the girl when she got ready to sign in she saw your name and she just lost it so i'm like why the [ __ ] would you then let her into the prison she already irate on the outside like why would you then let her check all her [ __ ] in the locker i was like you know what i can't do it i can't i mean i don't know well you could say the person's name because ain't nobody going to worry about knowing don't do that because he watching right now you know you know that [ __ ] you know that [ __ ] watching right now okay hey kid hey this old girl i was talking about y'all remember when i came up here this old girl i was telling y'all about the story man watch this [ __ ] when you say face tag i think jpeg and i don't have no more room on my jail app i'm not doing it no more well he was he wasn't your dude but you just went up there just you know it was saturday and he was like let me stop by the prison that that was that was aaron we used to kick it but we we remain really good friends so um so he wasn't my dude like that but we did used to kick it you know what i'm saying something from somebody you still feeling the kind of way that another girl is up here you don't want it to be you know you want to try and keep it like you know first of all [ __ ] telling [ __ ] all type of [ __ ] he got 17 years i'm like baby girl he's gonna be 62 when he get out if you still sitting around waiting i don't i don't know what else to tell you but you know what you wanna fight over [ __ ] ain't getting out for 17 years the rewatch game gonna have a blast out here right we all just kicking it and i don't know how we even got on the subject but they were talking about whatever and she gets talking about her homegirl like yeah she was messing with this one dude in detroit he was fine as hell but he locked up that and i'm like what's his name she was like i think his name was and such i was like how many i mean how many [ __ ] do you have on the outside this [ __ ] got 17 years what y'all doing so what's his name because at this point i want to visit him because this [ __ ] got gay that's people on the outside as well so he has an instagram if you want to follow him whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa is he still training people on the outside no let's tell you [ __ ] in jail got so many privileges i told you this one dude was like hey i gotta go take these christmas pictures i said santa claus came to the present what you mean i gotta get off the phone first of all why do you have a cell phone sir you just sitting in your room for an hour where are the guards didn't say yeah i gotta go cause i'm scheduled to say christmas pictures that one santa claus came to the prison are you what's going on huh they got a lot of privileges in there okay um i don't know exactly how it works but he got hella clients i will definitely say well of course we put hoes you got clients he got holes he definitely got clients he has clients hey listen he got his is up like dmx with it i'm like who the [ __ ] guys in jail who's awesome i was like does the dog have his own sales do your people put something on his books too like how is this working and why did they give you the most vicious of [ __ ] animals you don't have dogs in jail like this part of like the rehabilitation program the therapy program i've seen but i would think it's like a little like a yorkie like a little poodle it's usually once it's usually dog that are at the pound it's usually mutts they usually don't have like a full [ __ ] he got his gel the gel jumpsuit with the gel background and he like dmx like dog on alicia he just i'm gonna send you the picture to here you think i'm bullshitting i have i have more i want to see this picture also yeah i also would like to know how many [ __ ] you know in jail because i feel like that's all you associate with why do you know so so many t murder is out so he's off my jpeg so yeah oh his name is he's out okay that's great that's fantastic news versus oh yeah i feel sad yeah yeah real quick before keisha finishes her answer i just want to say one word detroit [Laughter] you didn't start with that you didn't start with that it all makes a lot of sense now you're that live in detroit who worked for who worked for dodge and then was breaking in after hours to steal the cars that they made was like [ __ ] i made this drug dealers just a couple of them i may or may not know but i don't do what is going on it's not robbing anybody you're telling me t murder is wholesome that's that's what situational team murder is different so somebody broke his house and tried to steal his couch and the dude's name was t that he ended up shooting and killing that's how he got the name because he don't have a t nowhere in his name hold up stop his real name let her drink her wine about theodore first of all first of all who who the [ __ ] breaking someone's house to steal their couch that's that's number one like we're breaking this body's house with the extra long big silverado to steal couches from living rooms that's that's the cool thing about this this was in high school i don't know i don't know all of it i don't know i have one more question uh we all got time have you been called in to testify uh how many times have you been the first witness i just want to know how many times out of the courtroom hey listen they'd be cross-examining the [ __ ] out of keisha they were like i like my first witness like [ __ ] that's my first witness too well i'm gonna be as soon as you do you have a do you have a residency at the court like they just be like you know what i mean i ain't no snitch the only one time i would have even came close to having to testify was i used to work for our old mayor kwame who shout out to kwame kilpatrick he just got out um because he got a pardon but um but we there was no you gotta snitch right now that's their statue no i was all good because everything was it was all good it was just all good but that was the best job i've ever had i will say that because he used to come in with chicken and waffles some new center eateries my first week like i got paid on the first day and i was like how many times in your life have you had to flush the dope down the toilet like you was watching and he was like flush my [ __ ] flush my [ __ ] but there's actual limitations there's an over on that kion she's still actually on paper you've heard that she's never no no i've never i've never flushed any type of products down the toilet i don't know what you mean by that no these are wholesome people first of all y'all know the system trying to get they try to keep what's not the right word i don't think muslims the right word if all you're doing is something a little dope you host them you can be hostile you know what i'm saying you're not killing nobody you're not robbing nobody you're not stealing from nobody you just provided you definitely technically selling dope to your community is killing somebody eventually you're providing a service that people are going to get one way or another from somewhere let me tell you something i have another question wait wait with these stories we wouldn't have played with her about the goddamn movies okay so i'm going to go ahead and observe her of all the heat about the movies because obviously kill keisha has more killers on the payroll than i'm equipped to handle okay not from inside where we don't we don't shy away from that type of [ __ ] but like i'm at the age now where's like i don't want that type of energy in my my my stratosphere you know like i'm all about goodbyes and keisha is still hanging out with [ __ ] 19 murders so i just gotta go here and clear my palate okay and just give her oh you know you ain't never got to watch another [ __ ] movie throw your tv away he's a very wholesome nice person somebody came into his home if somebody came into your home you're going to defend yourself that's true that's true that's true you know damn i would [ __ ] around and be a team murderer i'm to here and i murder somebody i could be team murderer one other person his name doesn't have a t anywhere in it i know i heard what you said but i mean they would be okay they would use mine they'd be like time murder tie extra murder that's what they were trying to run up on you i don't don't you know violence in any way from a fashion but you do have to defend yourself somebody comes in your home god damn i never even looked at you like but now with the ponytail underneath the hat you are the ghetto chick from the i mean you you're the key from the metal get some vaseline you look like you quick to run in the house now your poses make so much more sense the reason why your hands always up because you just wait for them to grab the other one and take you in yeah you halfway prepared to get locked up because you know you did oh i don't know but you did it you did something he should get at the jail and at the courthouse she ain't waiting in the line she got tsa pre at the jailhouse she ain't got to like take the build off she got to take her bed off she got clear she just go up i am a very outstanding citizen the only thing i have done since you said tsa we went out of town for my uh dad's birthday his 65th birthday we took out the country and he was like right you to hold it in your bag lady no no no we had to take a copy brother went something he didn't go with us i was like just come with us and he went somewhere else and set the test and it took too long to get it back and at this point now you got your ticket you got the airbnb like you're going so he's like well i don't know what to do and i was like well don't worry about it i got you he's like what you gonna do don't worry about it so we're in line at tsa as i'm may or may not have hacked into a system or two use my computer engineering degree um and got him some covert results i was like don't worry about it here you go we walked through he was nervous to tell too and i was like bruh just just enjoy just don't worry she's just criminal let's just call it what it is no this is for a good cause hold on his face he says when they did come back it was negative so i just kind of sped up don't feel safe i'm triggered i'm triggered right now okay some type of way okay uh i've clutched a miniature pearls throughout your throughout the evening of you telling your escapade stories of tea murder and stuff here the face tattoo what's up you have a a computer engineering degree yes and ha yep okay well have a computer engineering degree so that's interesting any let me tell you why that makes so much sense mark because i know the college that keisha went to and i also know that she ain't started paying back her student loans i know how much that i have new loves to shut up right uh i was saying i know how much that she has and i know what her credit score should be at and the fact that she's leasing uh rda uh a7 for 150 dollars a month and it's a 2019. she cheated the system somehow yeah what car did you go to i went to kettering university okay cool you ain't never heard it right you ain't never heard of it right because you made it up it's one of the best digital schools out there what are you talking about what is it what i mean university you said ketamine university kettering kettering university ketamine engineering school that's the only mechanical industrial huh it is you're right i know i know the school yeah yeah she's right that's what you do you think mark she actually never went there what are you talking about yeah how hard is it to print out a master's degree for you no i worked hard you do got to master the great speechless for this long literally she hasn't said a word for about a good 10 minutes look at that look she that's my shooter what where are you at this is the this is the look of a concerned mother slash aunt slash big cousin like maybe what you doing like that's what's going to fall look you can't go back to jail okay you're not going to do well in there now that's what that's what i have right now that's the look ty i want you to come to sweden let me know you still with us um hey y'all hey tell you my shooter what you mean oh it's clear you don't need shooters at all you're good why because you don't know who watching right now she's like i'm not trying to be involved in anything that you got going on yeah i had to put my glasses on to look less threatening [ __ ] watching right now let me zip this up for they being the sales tripping i know you like that uh [Music] now that i know i'ma just call keisha if i have any problems because now now that i know this you know not if i miss hacker can you get them stimulus cracking like do your job no sir i only use my powers for good oh really okay that's what we're calling it now i would never do anything like that and then at one time when i did have when i was on probation i had like 180 hours of community service i think i did like maybe 100 and i kind of oh probation huh but that has nothing to do with anything oh it does everything you just said i had to do during that time i had auditions and stuff i was like yo i can't give you all the rest of these 80 hours of community service so i gotta just portion this [ __ ] and we just got it oh my god the wine is getting to her man she's gonna toad everything she's done i'm an open book guys my friends were like he should only personally know what a master's degree is what the community is no you need you need to close that book you close that book you yep wholesome fellas awesome [Applause] wholesome villains yeah oh man yo keisha that's so funny all off of what do y'all think about facebook we fell down a rabbit hole for 20 minutes couldn't couldn't couldn't get our balance to save my life every time we got a foot it was keisha i don't know you i don't know you like that but i do right now i really want to sit here and be like here give me her number i gotta text her i got so many questions too i'm like okay so what else have you done computer engineering degree for because i want to also capitalize off of my engineering degree as well because apparently i'm not doing it properly you're using it for other things that i have yet to use it for you somebody somebody said keisha knows anonymous wouldn't it be hilarious we found out keisha was the head of anonymous that was leaking [Laughter] awesome wholesome you know oh my hair um for everybody saying stop talking listen all of this is one is a legend that's number one number two no real names were using this so ain't nobody incriminating himself guys that's his government name tom murder is his government name i know he had to change the time it's not already like that already went to trial already the whole nine likes [Music] that was pretty funny though you guys are funny you guys are so you know why it's funny though because i have actually done my share of time as well so keisha i'm okay whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa set up here wait a second mark did you say you you did your share of time look i'm from i'm from d.c though i don't mark you don't think that's something i should have known before you came in my house with that dope you know you ain't need to know i'm gonna be telling everybody my business man i'm a businessman first 2300 people watching right now you talking about you don't tell them you just told me about your business and i had to find out what everybody else know yep i'll let you hide all that cocaine in my house thinking this was the first time and here you feel like he's the only one sharing you know what i'm saying mark martol mark has mark i'm talking about has worked on movies like multi-million dollar budget movies right he came over my house and was like hey can i leave this camera equipment here so i'm like yeah i took these six duffel bags in the house thinking that there's all tripods and lights and accessories and all of that and one of them hit my foot and i was about to kick it but i was like nah this [ __ ] expensive i can't afford it i looked inside this [ __ ] just all wrapped kilos it's kilo kilo kilo the same packaging that this dale's dope had on american gangster he got this he got this from across the new magic that is not true because i would not be that careless okay you know what let me explain to you i would not be that careless to okay let's just be clear here you know me well enough no i ain't that careless well you're doing something to do that time so apparently you might be living from here listen [Music] matt martin's over there looking like one of the members from milly vanilli and you know you can trust him to sing right and now you know you can't trust him now you know the line is raping half his face so you don't even you couldn't do in a whole compository sketch if you wanted to because you don't know what he really looked like his hair over half his face that is fact look man the way that i pay for my things there's a way that they dug up you gotta go and pay for your things like that camera back there i paid for that cash but i get to pay for that that's a whole nother conversation oh nobody do that nobody plays forever um i just want to say for the feds that are clearly watching by now i don't know these [ __ ] i don't know them i was here i got kids i was just bathing my kids man you want to jump on i was like sure i didn't know i don't i don't know these people uh i'm with ty we run a church group together and uh [Music] tyler had her fair share of [ __ ] too she didn't talk about another show now she knows that act like she don't know but she didn't she didn't she hadn't died on her [ __ ] let's be clear uh tai does not have a criminal record uh all things that have been legal or illegal or whatever legend where you wanna call it if you pull up my record all you gonna find is a bunch of judgments i have bad credit but my criminal history is impeccable and all special items have been expunged you're welcome uh also to the feds that are watching i do not know these news either disappear uh to just just you know try to boost my following uh you know um all on instagram you my shooter what you mean we got the gunny monkeys oh no no no no no see i i'm putting the emojis like you you did real life shooting no i don't know i don't own a weapon not me i don't i don't own a weapon i don't know how to do any of these things as a matter of fact uh i was just journaling you said that well you guys were talking uh i was journaling writing down my thoughts and feelings uh you should you should know in this day and age i am a grandmother uh for my grandbaby uh i take care of my children i am a nice host tyler went ahead and aged right in front of our eyes she talked about i am a great grandmother i got these children to look after not now if this show had went another way i wouldn't be like i'm looking for that [ __ ] that's ready to bust it back for a real one uh you know i'm saying a [ __ ] will hide a gun in that purse okay if you look good enough and now she's like oh i'm a grandmother i gotta look at the i gotta look after these children tie you up a piece of work okay chairs and my grandbaby uh i i am here uh the lord that is what i do lord how are you from for the lord i uh i'm from nowhere and everywhere because the feds are watching and they will not zoom in on me i'm from um i'm from fayetteville north carolina but i live in baltimore see that i had to say it because i'm from d.c i was like hold up that sounds real familiar that sounds like a yup yup how or from how far up from morgan state are you uh about 20 minutes yeah that's what i want to college that's what they're gone yep so that's what i the accent i heard it i gotta cheer i noticed that the people that went to college have also done time what college did you guys go to the school let's be very clear here i went to college in baltimore i'll tell you i went to college in baltimore so technically it was literally the school of hard knocks technically so yeah todd know what i'm talking about although one could say that coppin was a little rougher so you know are you really really you should you fire yourself i was trying to happen is on north avenue i'm just saying that it's true you you're right you're right i'm just saying you're right you it was on north ave you're right oh my gosh man moving on no more criminal listen i i i fully believe now that keisha is looking for a nice gentleman that she can control and hit behind her that's really what i believe ma'am i say you looking for a nice docile gentleman that you can hit and control behind closed doors that's that's what i really believe in domestic violence i love a man that can lead i need an alpha man i want a nice strong black god-fearing man you know what i mean but wait does he has he does he needs to have seen any of the movies that you haven't seen because that would be everything right except for like a wedding does it matter it doesn't matter when he discovered the lord like let's say he was doing i don't know five to seven and that's when he found religion okay if you had like a little gun charge i'm not going through more than two years no absolutely not absolutely not you know make sure my arms and maybe you just didn't legally bear them but hey um but no i'm looking for a nice you know god fearing wholesome awesome you're definitely awesome you know that kind of a guy y'all i think and he knows how to schedule his time so you won't have no drama he definitely knows he got that in order you know what i'm saying so no sir no no thanks he got three years left but he could be out in six months with good probation kitchen right and he got a dog the dog is very nice don't block your blood so if you think i'm waiting if you think i'm waiting six months for you i ain't got that type of time look you ain't gonna you ain't gonna [ __ ] up you can wait six months you ain't going nowhere ain't nowhere to go my eggs got about 45 more minutes and to hear it's gonna be my kids godfather so i mean i don't have time to wait for y'all boy to finish this bid and get out on good behavior or whatever oh my gosh it it listen it's already 8.06 it don't even feel like it's been that long that story that keisha told us he gets on a trip that was a time warp tattoos man you started with these tattoos and it just went listen ty didn't even get a chance to respond to the face tattoo question i wanted to ask her too what was the face that you questioned again how do y'all feel about dudes with face tattoos keisha you you've had your turn don't say nothing else i'm actually gotta go get some more i guess like it so to me it looks like it hurts and and like like it's scary right but i met the dude a couple years ago i was at this conference for our job and he was one of the managers and he had tattoos all over his face and i was in the elevator with him and i was like did any of those hurt like he had his eyelids but he was the nicest guy he was super smart and he said he used to you know have a different lifestyle before we went corporate but i don't want to judge people based on them having tattoos on their face i will say that people face tattoos they must have extremely high tolerance for pain because i i can't imagine the needle to my face i just can't imagine that yeah and i i don't know anyone in prison nor do i visit them went to jail so i told you it's synonymous with my story not interesting i'm sorry to hear i i can't follow that if that's all right no no one can ty no one i feel like a face tattoo is such a commitment to whatever you're you're getting tattooed on your face like whether you're at your block whether it's uh the tattoo this is whatever it is it's a it's a commitment to whatever that is and also whatever you're doing in life if you get a face tattoo you're basically saying i'm gonna rap or sell dope forever i'll never want to work with somewhere when i think yeah yeah you can be a football player and have the face gucci man got like an ice cream tattooed on his face gucci gucci mane got the face with the ice cream cone she knew that yes most people if they got face tattoos they're not really thinking about i don't think they're going thinking about going to the league and you don't get a face tattoo after you're already in the league like i don't see you doing because you want you want to have your image because you want to get you want to get endorsements ain't nobody really going to get not unless travis barker come out with like a sports drink and he he's the face of it i don't think a lot of like companies are going to get behind a whole lot of face tattoos i could be wrong though i could be wrong but i mean you said you would still like i don't feel like like this face you shouldn't disqualify you from anything because like some people like they got face tattoos and they act they just put the makeup on right like they just wake up on it and and then they can just you know they are but it's the pain like you know like i later you have attention like i haven't had i can't imagine that pain on my face you got to be tough you you like like if you got a face tattoo you fight and i don't and i'm not gonna mess with you if you gotta face that too you're my friend that's just like what makes them do it y'all like never seen y'all ain't never seen kisha without makeup huh because if you look on keith's left cheek like right here with that she ain't gotta make up i feel bad for all the dudes in the comment section who like really was interested in keisha and now no they do not have enough dog history they like they was really like you know she's a she's an upstanding system but i got my life together i got a bunch of bow ties like i'm about to holler at her and that's what i'm looking for guys how many keys have you moved in your lifetime why would you why would you put that out in the atmosphere no that's not you put that out to ever you let them know that they don't have enough data keisha is the perfect that's all i'm looking for keisha is the perfect mix of hood and classy she'll tell a [ __ ] real quick that he doesn't have enough tenure in the streets for her position that needs to be filled and he's like what the [ __ ] does that mean i do like a little like i want to feel protected i want to feel like if something were to pop off that you would protect me and i wouldn't have to protect you but no i don't need you to be like no i'm too open to be in the streets my kids ain't going to scoop in on bulletproof book bags i don't have time for that no i feel you i know keisha was different when i saw her open a beer with her teeth and i was just like she took that bottle of that corona and she just had a former history and then he used that money to i don't know you know fund movies that he made or something like that well would that be you know right up your alley you know maybe he grew his hair out and got dredged i don't know i'm just saying what if that happened the money to fund something else get out of me bought camera equipment what wait a minute i think i missed it because popped up what are you saying he don't even know the background he didn't hear the beginning when i did the introduction about bow wow thing he didn't even hear about bro we got a uh i read something about amazon offers to help biden uh administer uh i'm sorry by this administration to distribute coronavirus vaccine um i don't know talking about like i mean i don't know what that means i don't know if that means that they're going to help provide free transportation to the supplies to the hospitals or they're going to be sending stuff home to your house or like i i would hope it's just right i don't trust myself to do it right i don't trust myself to do it right even like when i go to the self-taste testing sites and then i gotta swap my own job i wish somebody was there to like just kind of walk me through i know how to do it i just like y'all do it for me just to walk you through you just teach it i just want them to do it that's what i got insurance for okay i i don't i ask for help when i pee in the cup i'm like somebody coming in there with me i don't i don't want to do this by myself i might be oh lord yeah i don't know about that i'm not messing with that vaccine though at least not anytime soon shoot up she knows what that looks like she don't want i've definitely never seen anybody we were talking last night about snowfall right and i was like i love snowfall but it's so hard to watch there's so many crackheads and people always want to be like this dude was like you from detroit i like [ __ ] i wasn't growing up around crackheads i don't know what y'all think about it right but no never in my life seen something how you gonna say i don't know what y'all think about detroit after what you just talked about for 20 minutes drugs and murder people i don't know crackheads though that is i don't know the people that buy the drugs what's happening right now what so no go back to the vaccine though so to hear you would you do the backstage are you really going to take that shot at this point i think i might do the vaccine bro you trip i ain't messing with that i ain't talking to him at this point i'm gonna go here i mean like i just go ahead and just just give it to me and i want a spoon though don't don't don't inject me let me just let me this whole thing is like the iphone when the iphone first came out i remember i was like yo that's a pretty cool thing right there i'm gonna wait wait until people say that it actually works the way that it's supposed to work i ain't messing with that shot until i know it works i want to be in the first batch yeah i ain't messing with you what's hair care he eats 7-eleven hot dogs for breakfast he don't give a [ __ ] every day he don't care hey listen that [ __ ] was so strong she was like he don't give a [ __ ] it's kind of like listen it was the type of it wasn't like a disrespectful story it was like i'm disappointed in you strong it's like i asked you to take that meat out of the freezing you just came home like you just didn't give a [ __ ] he was like i'm sorry i'm sorry but you know what hold up i'm disappointed in him also i'm disappointed in the fact that you are so big on them hot dogs man i literally okay for three days to make videos to try to get a deal with 7-eleven just that that's all it did it didn't continue until next week or now i haven't been back since it was literally for three days to try to make content to try to get that back that's what i did now at me about the pizza okay [ __ ] i'll i'll eat that one i'll take that i'll take that butter i bet you wouldn't eat that one oh i've i've ate i've made many of the pizzas from 7-eleven absolutely i have you got to get them the hot dogs and the people you got to get them to cook the whole thing bro don't get a slice out of the the heater get them to cook a whole brand new pizza oh that piece of come out the cheese we all string it come on that's yeah that's how god intended it to be a pizza from 711 the ones i go to they have a sushi bar it's amazing y'all missing they got the presents in here wasabi and the freshest ginger if you ain't never been to the uh 7-eleven out there past uh santa monica is in between santa monica on the way to malibu it's like they have valet services they got a salad bar okay they're still open doing quarantine they still got the salad bar open who goes to 7-eleven for a salad bar though man y'all missing out why are you listening to him okay oh blessing y'all y'all making this up he is lying i'm gonna take p i'm gonna take pictures next time i'll go out there i'm gonna take pictures they don't like me to bring their phone out but i'm gonna i'm gonna figure out a way to take some pictures watch this right you'll see okay y'all gonna want to go y'all gonna want to go yeah i believe you as much as i believe that esha's innocent and went to college but i believe very innocent i went to college twice what do you mean you ain't got to explain nothing to a [ __ ] wearing a punisher hoodie with no shirt on did you just get in the fight is that what happened you just got in the fight that was the only hoodie you had why are you you killed my family you killed my family [Laughter] [Music] like yo i got on this batman t-shirt and they're gonna be like yo your shirt too small and then when keon came on i was like i'm safe i'm so safe i'm safe i can wear this shirt all day long ain't nobody gonna say that to me here's the thing man uh mark you're not though they expect this foolishness for keon they come to work and expect it you're new so they still be like hey yo why my man got the tank top around his forehead how i dress when i'm in my house man yeah all day long man i'm cool with that i'm gonna dress like this i'm gonna drink all night that's what i do all right why are you drinking i have to ask that cabernet cabernet okay keon did you find out whether they were keeping your daughter and your wife hostage yeah uh keisha had him in the basement he had him and uh he was like when you come off the when i keep snapping bridge that ride come up with the with the ransom you can have your little family back she said little family too he's like you got your little family all right hey listen somebody stole my anymore in public now she does it in the private level i already landed like i'm gonna leave my little brother at customs what's happening what's happening where are y'all y'all ain't loyal huh now here's the thing keisha i'm the type of person i'm the type of person that's going to make sure they got all that [ __ ] together before we get on the plane to go i'm the i'm i'm really that anal person like hey let me see let me see your passion you can't take the test more than 72 hours before 48 hours before so we already bought the ticket we already got the airbnb we already paid for stuff like what you want right right no i got that i got that i got that i said it would have like let me see yo let me see your results because you ain't gonna get in another country and embarrass me and now we can get them so he was like maybe to come in the morning the flight was even in the morning like bruh we don't worry i got you yeah all right come on you already know everybody at customs you know you know you got to know people to smuggle [ __ ] don't you put that out there there goes the boss lady hold on one second she did what she had to do now i'm talisa out in these streets no sir yeah ridiculous y'all so ridiculous us we we just found out you lived a double life this whole time you should we ridiculous i have been talking about what are you talking about and y'all everybody y'all know [ __ ] in jail don't act like you're like an unsuspecting older lady that we didn't know was the head of the cartel like we didn't even know we were we didn't even know here we all think you can sell the candy out of your house we didn't even know that that candy was laced with lsd we had no idea i just want to see who ty is cussing out oh you know who she cussing out her daughter look now she's about to get my hair i love the lord the baby the grand baby too young to get cursed out like that that's that's the youngest daughter that's the youngest daughter my baby my baby is fine my mother is uh watching youtube videos and she's cracking up laughing clearly she's not watching this so you know i feel like it's intentional like it's like because it's not because it's not that funny whatever it is that you're watching and you know that i'm busy so why are you laughing girl you could be watching this she could be like oh that key reminds me so much of me back in um i named diana after t murder [Music] you know this is too much like i'm tired of it i don't want it two hours that's all i ask for i just asked for the two just the two that's it about 25 i'm sorry about 35 minutes left so please please please don't forget to take care of the guests bless the guests if you can and not just to guess if you can bless the uh the more mods man they do an amazing job of getting everything together uh the description and get all the information for all the guests um so if you got it you know what i'm saying just just bless them a little bit something too i appreciate it uh all of us appreciate it if you have to give if not then we know you get you on you'll get us on the next time we appreciate it so um we don't get ready to start closing out in a little bit but we got a couple more topics i want to hit on first uh keisha you um you are you still cooking right now cutting it up she talking whipping [Laughter] oh my gosh oh bless a little heart ah i will say this though i right now do miss the gym man now that i'm able to like i feel like i built up the discipline back with eating now which i had the place to really work out because i'm just outside like on concrete with a yoga mat trying to do little stuff with the resistance band but i really somebody help you once you come to transit because you know they got the weight set there well yeah i was uh i was actually talking to uh greg about that you know that's what i've been going when i haven't started yet but they gave me the green light to start going there in the morning so i was thinking about going everywhere between seven and eight and just doing like an hour on the on the weights there with the resistance bands and the and the free weights okay i can meet you up there it's down the street from my house you know i'm like five minutes from transit oh you you thinking about the new transit i was talking about the old transit oh no i'm not driving all the way yeah yeah that's how i feel about driving to you i'm looking that's a push that's a whole push [ __ ] i [ __ ] i'm just going i'm just gonna go up to the old transit and i'm gonna get it watch it five [ __ ] fridays off i'm to be killing them on friday fridays give give me to my march give me about my march i'm gonna be killing five [ __ ] fridays you understand me i'm gonna have y'all hunties like different number one ever making you laugh that's a handsome young man right there that's a handsome yo that my teeth be aggressive bro aunties are aggressive as hell like after show in the comment section like and they they they don't care i'm like you know i can see you man my auntie was like that that came out here one time we went to the live factory with ron g and it was like i see he was like he shouldn't i noticed your people was like trying to beat me i'm like auntie you gotta like she's like no but and i just saw him on something i'm like yeah i seem to like just chill like she wasn't trying to like get at him but right she would say is okay that don't block your blessings you try to see what is going on with it um i just clicked on a comment that has uh brought uh an extremely high amount of concern through my my spirit uh steph and a couple other people have said no seriously is mark eating bacon so i have to ask are you just do y'all just have a pile of bacon that you walking by every night okay yeah i didn't know bacon was just available like that it just happened at night see god he eat it like licorice did you go like why did you just have bacon on dead look man see if you if you were here at the beginning i've been married for a very long time and my wife likes to make bacon so what am i eating right now bacon but it's 8 30. like so this she be like it's your bacon fix it's time that's literally what happened it's if she's like it's after eight o'clock would you like some bacon i was like hell yeah i want i got you bacon baby i was wondering where where fork had went because he left out now i heard in the background i heard what's the thing she didn't call him he wasn't on mute so he smelled it and was like oh it's almost time good man i love bacon hey listen i ain't gonna hold it bacon is it he's just baking like nothing else with it no sides no no no side no nothing it's just bacon you know you know you know that's pork bacon you know goodies if that was bacon you could see through it turkey bacon looked like trace and paper yeah no this is good um i feel like in 2021 we need to we need to make some changes with our language because bacon is a pork product and since turkey is not that i move that we refer to turkey bacon as a fried turkey strips because it's disrespectful to call it bacon because it is not you're welcome fried turkey strips all 20 21. thank you i agree with those sentiments or i i i say that you have to say turkey bacon to specify that it's turkey bacon if you say bacon we're going to assume that it's pork bacon because that is it's the same way that they they do they don't never say uh a white meal they just say a male was arrested right they only say the color is the lesser black people make up less of the population say they like a black man was arrested today but they usually just say i hold names they be holding white people's name back they're like a suspect was captured [Music] in the alleged attempt of he's like man you know he did that you got him on camera you talk about alleged uh car chase this motherfucker's on camera waving to y'all no legend anything oh that's like when it was the riots out here and it was this white lady walking out of nordstrom just casual as [ __ ] with hella [ __ ] yeah stroll i was like we're assuming she's an employee i'm like [ __ ] that's funny though that is funny he said in the comments they said uh well except for that person well [ __ ] you um but other person turkey bacon that's that's funny i like that turkey faking is better than fried turkey strips turkey bacon bacon oh yeah turkey bacon i like it i'm gonna tell you something that turkey was good that bacon was good though i like i don't want to try like vegans make bacon on a carrot like they like shaved the carrot and then like i'm not gonna care i think i do want to try it okay so keisha come that time it is now 8 33 we have given you an hour and 33 minutes to update your list an additional you could have been watching it on mute with the captions on what movies have you seen since the last time you were on here okay the last time i was on here was that before i watched poetic justice this was after you had already seen poets just because i gave you high praise about your video it was like how bored do you have to be to ride around somebody deliver mail um you gave us the whole list of movies that tenedra who's also my homegirl hit me sidebar i mean he's like i gave that hell for that list and i told her to watch that a while ago she still ain't watching them damn movies but she just sent me any movie so if she thought that i was about to have time to watch 80 movies i am working on it guys um since then i discussed a few films the other day actually yesterday um did y'all know coming to america had a party when i was going out yes keisha stop trying to sidetrack us and just answer the damn question i'm working on it but i'm really but i'm working on something real good for y'all too in addition to like i got i really i'm not even bullshitting y'all for real no nothing so nothing so you ain't watched nothing since the last time we talked you were supposed to send me the movie here did you see did you send it to me best friend what movie what movie keisha fifth element that's not a black movie that's not a black movie we're talking about black cinema don't try to get off the subject keisha there's some important [ __ ] okay i must jump in fifth element is a great film you come you come you coming in midway through this movie brother you don't even know this plot right here i want to know keisha has not seen more than five pivotal black like two months ago first of all it was like three four years ago put some respect on the time she actually hauled them nice that's not better though jones she hasn't she just saw baby jump baby boy but she saw it on bt with the commercials no i saw the whole thing she had she she hasn't seen the color purple she hasn't seen any black cinema last thing she saw was poetic justice a couple months ago i mean a couple weeks ago she has a list of 80 movies to watch you've never seen harlem nights no i didn't see holland i see that's what i'm saying if you're going to tell the story you have to tell it right but this one she hasn't seen all these and then he was like well what's a good black movie and she said belly that's that's what you want to do listen belly is a great movie let's be honest no it's not this is what was amazing now that we know you could breathe you like belly because you can relate to the drug life that's why you like that movie's not good you took a deep breath it was like ah dope and that's all you needed to like the movie he was like dope there it shout out to truth or stare tv that said uh keisha ain't got time to watch this movie but she got time to visit t murder that's absolutely correct i never visited murder because murder was in and out here's the thing here's the thing you go to visit anybody in jail you it's it's it's usually 45 to an hour and a half or wherever you are 45 to an hour and a half from wherever then the intake process you have to sit there and wait till they call your name then you have to go to security then you have to lock all your valuables away in the locker or leave them in the car you've been in business worked i worked in jail okay so i know how y'all do it that's how i know keisha i've never been i have a speed pass like you could speed back is that a fast track a fast man you got the flash pads you got a flash on the card i'm like yeah this is maybe punching keep the card she get free wings after 12 minutes she was like look at all the souvenirs they give her vanity license plates and everything like this hey they said she was keisha from keisha and belly that's the only reason she watched billy because one of the characters say was keisha shut up i actually like t-box character better but she was like you know i want somebody one reason why she watched it because she wasn't know she just wanted to know how well they was going to portray her character like they didn't change the name she was like they better get me right that's why she watched village this comment is hilarious baby boy on bt was voiced by another man hold up that's true though that's true hey can we talk about why y'all pressing me up about watching baby boy it's baby boys whatever but it's a gateway movie baby boy gets you from like like what's love got to do with it until boys in the hood it's the it's the bridging the gap between a love story and a hood story so you can't just go from like you know what i'm saying what's love got to do with it to boys in the hood you need something to bridge them and that's what baby boy does it you could have did the same thing with a thin line between love and hate that's another one the bridge is the gap but you would know that if you watch any black item well you haven't seen anything like you loving hate because what y'all gonna do is put some respect we don't respect i just feel like in the spirit of protecting black women maybe we shouldn't gang up on king about no no so you're into black cinema then right you watch a lot of black films i'm assuming because you wouldn't see that if you did i watch a lot of films okay so you've seen harlem nights and thin line between love and hayden boys in the hood you've seen all of them correct yes we're not talking about me we're talking about that's what i wanted real quick real quick can we acknowledge how ty tried to uplift this other black woman after she just cussed out her mama 20 minutes ago can we can we acknowledge her she puts my black cinema i haven't quite that's something let me tell you why i'm not gonna give you no props for that because first of all give me my you don't need my props see now we can't monetize the video keisha because you can't you let the detroit out you you you went into a best buy with that pistola and you took all of those black booby d's that you never even opened up you bought that from the last you're still left from the last my friend sent it sent this to me she says your black card doesn't get activated so you complete the dvd and even then your balance would be at a minimum see that's why i'm not even trying i mean look she's seen some she's thinking something like movie respect do y'all see how i'm crying yeah we can dismiss the fact that she just pulled out destruct hold on man y'all see how i'm trying but i don't put no respect on my efforts man hey i'm trying she pulled out the blockbuster oh god and uh i think that further proves that further proves that ty doesn't have to be a shooter i think that you are your own shooter and driver that's what it that's what it looks like to me no guys guys guys let's stay focused here guys i think you guys [Music] here's the crazy part though like he should mess around and have to whisper something in that gun before it fires she got to be like sex in the city you can't even say black cinnamon to the gun the gun to be like stop lying to yourself look at this comment and then look at todd's face [Music] right okay that's what's up it's clear i mean why not be ganged up ganging up okay i don't like when y'all get to get herself she said she ain't worried about it she's like oh y'all go ahead and gang up i got something for you live a nice you know i really like bible today a life nice wholesome life and then here come to here no lie don't lie i did cook my husband almost a pack of bacon a day yeah buddy bacon what what what you said to call something else does what's the caller now nah you call it bacon it's just you call it turkey turkey hey i will say this though when when i took that that first hiatus for like the first week when i went out to the desert um farron had cooked like just like an excess amount of bacon and we just left it bacon would keep all day you put it under the paper the paper towel and i'm gonna tell you why i will walk by a couple hours later i just pull a little piece off and eat it especially if you got like the maple bacon oh baby that'll keep all day wait you were so happy right oh i can't judge him for being that excited about food because i get it it'll keep all day oh this was a fun one this was fun we learned so much about keisha that we did like it don't even like max that you got that glass of wine and that that blicky right on the side of you right now it just it just don't i mean the the tank top kind of goes with the whole thing but you don't even you're like a real house girl i mean a real homegirl of atlanta that's what you look like there's a lot of layers to keisha like i've learned a lot about keisha today i've always felt like you know nurturing and protecting the kitchen because i don't like how y'all be kind of playing her face with the movie thing i see she don't need protection at all she don't she got enough protection she actually has flips of protection is what i want to drive i just want you to know we still cool we've been cool you know um i have no issues with you your school is amazing it's fascinating i would like to see your story made into a film a story i think that'd be i think i'd like to see it this is this is this is one of the beauties of the quarantine man is the relationships that have been built during like this time got so so [ __ ] close the same with keon uh me and mark were already close but me and keisha when i tell you i'm a re-damned [ __ ] she came back she's like look i got this movie i got this movie just kill you uh whatever i just wanted to get y'all off my back a little bit um first of all we when i see you it's in a group setting all right and i don't know if you like setting up a deal or whatever so i say i'm my my business you might be telling everybody the plans like you gonna pick up the thing here you know what i'm saying don't stay out i don't know what the plans are we talk via via dm sometimes you know what i'm saying we have chat recently since zooming that's what i'm saying like since [Music] she's sitting there she'd be like like when she's not in work mode and he's just sitting there it's just you know really serious that is like he uh that that's kion's face y'all saw this face all all night you're in work mode right now he's saying we got to catch you you're just waiting on the shipment to come in on days like that you me your face be different very friendly the very first time i saw keisha she was cleaning her gun and eating sunflower seeds at the same time and i was like why would you like this i don't think i like this they don't seem healthy like she like like cleaning out the barrel i'm like that's the whole thing or safe i don't know i don't know i don't y'all know how hard it is to load up a clip like trying to push the bullets in the clip i seen keys and i was like that's that's not normal that's that's not normal they have print loaders todd it's so difficult that they sell clip loaders you see that no i'm not saying it like that i do go through the gun range like with my dad like it's that's why i'm telling todd like no one's unreal it is important to to have a weapon these days get your ccw what's up i go to the ground i want to learn since i was like yeah out of detroit um she just she loads them like you're just stacking legos on top of each other she just i seen her do two at a time she's like this like the whole time y'all enough to hear it on your number line don't listen to that guys no so so keisha you have um i guess are you licensed in california or you detroit like where no okay no no okay let me tell you guys the tattoo that that keisha just got removed said blicky and the beast okay you know everybody know about her blicky and the beast was tattooed on keisha's shoulder and i know this ain't coming from a dude this [ __ ] got gun he got a trap step of guns on his lower back what are you talking about that is that is true that is are you kidding me keisha i would thank you to keep my personal business out of the streets your personal it's the traps down this in the streets what you mean what do you mean you getting two guns and a crack that's what to hear is serving up wait what they don't do they call it is it licensed or registered which what's the right word for you right now you think t-shirts are registered they ain't got no serial numbers think she got him off of a truck she's a truck she ain't her herself ain't registered dominique on the show saint andrew keisha bought that gun and some hair from dominique that ain't no paperwork she even if she had a license it ain't legit the serial number the serial number was drawn on with that with a sharpie so i promise you see i'm just trying to find out the rules because like in maryland like you if you have like met up if you have like a prescription like a medical marijuana you can't get a gun and i mean ain't guns so i got to choose which one i'ma do oh i don't see i don't smoke weed i don't know i smoke weed one time one blind never again so i don't know i don't know so i gotta figure out which one i'm gonna do i mean but you can always get somebody else if somebody else has a medical marijuana license you can get them to get yourself yeah but what if they catch me holy though you know what i mean like it's decriminalized but i'm trying big way well i mean it's only one real time because i don't want to run out of the reefer i need to have enough of it in the house and go out or have nobody come and send it to them i don't want to run out of the reef i don't want to run out of it i don't want to run out of it and then after after because i just found out something yesterday you're in baltimore yeah yeah like after what i saw yesterday i was like yeah like more and more every day i need a gun did you hear about what happened to the lady in uh new york like i think um she this lady went into like a liquor store or something these dudes in the store offered to they were like we buy your you know your wine or whatever she was like nah i'm good and she goes outside and they start to harass her and they attacked her bitter ace stole her phone beat her up and all kinds of stuff but what is she politely or not but she said she politely turned her down like no thank you i'm fine and they were like oh you think you're better than us and they attacked this woman and they got it on camera and it's like like if she but i think but i don't think the the gun laws are like that in new york so even if she didn't have a weapon and she shot them she probably got in trouble but i would take that risk like they bitter in the face they bit she said it felt like he was trying to bite her eye out wow that was real maybe i also love stuff in new york like i just that's why i'm like yeah the people who are biting are on something and they got it from wholesome drug dealers so let's go ahead and start wrapping it up uh let's go uh let's go keisha then we go mark so he uh he can see how he's done then we go kion and then we go uh todd davis uh so basically um uh mark what we do is if uh you thank everybody if they hit your cash app you can thank them as a whole you can thank them individually um you can um let them know if you got anything coming up and then you can also let them know where they can find you all your stuff is in the description but it's more just like a vocal thing um okay so as always to hear thanks for having me um it's been nothing but a good time um i want to give a shout out to everybody that blessed my cash out thank you guys so so much uh taking the stage thea shepherd marcus barrett barnett young deuces to watch some movies uh quiche she said don't use for t murder books see murder is out always coming through thank you maurice lindsey pastor derek jones thank you pastor uh maya tyler tyler um candid candy said [ __ ] them zombie movies thank you thank you for standing with me britney said for zooming with the sellies christopher amari day spa denby high school shout out to detroit okay demby and otis fuller for two guns and a crack thank you all um right now i don't have any i am working on something pertaining to these black movies so i give me some time um uh that's i don't think i have anything coming out right now it's kind of slow but um you can follow me on instagram i post anything that i do have coming up on there it's keisha.e um yeah that's all thank you guys solid solid uh what you got for mark and thank you jasmine dixon for a damn quiche um yeah for me first of all i had to say thank you to here man for inviting me on here man especially because this is not my this is not my arena so i'm glad that i was able to come in and enjoy the conversation i learned a lot about a lot of people it's wow because you know the irony is i've seen y'all i don't think a lot of people realize that i'm working on the the challenge show with you right now so yeah so keon looking can't just made a face he's like i know i seen his name somewhere before yeah that was mine i have no idea who this guy is so at the end of the day you know what i'm saying it's cool i appreciate those of those of you who you know sent money over on a cash app i didn't expect it so i am greatly appreciative and um as far as what i got going on you know to hear those deal it's uh i'm always working on something i got a like three features in the pipeline right now two different series in the pipeline right now and um i'm always shooting something with that thing back there my baby yeah would i turn my money into keon go ahead then he made it and then you know what i have to actually say this too because someone made some comments in the if someone made a comment about the fact that i was wearing a bandana the whole time during the thing like my locks was trash my locks ain't trash man like i keep good scare this my wife does my hair all the time i go to sleep she got drinking grease with him and everything i wake up man like they're there so yeah um yeah and then we got a season two of give me five coming up and you know i'm happy man shout out to bt for uh let me come on and executive produce that thing and yeah that's what's up there it is there it is man um uh a lot of people don't know how far back uh me and some of the guests go like mark and i worked on this sketch for his brother matthew who uh acts as well as a good friend of mine we met at tasha smith's acting class and we worked on this project and we i was like this pimp and i was like this is the worst film and kj uh was in the uh yeah yeah this is i'm talking this obviously this is way before tyler perry kj this is way before this is like when she actually hit me back up in the dms i was like a reason i was like kj what's up she was like hey dear i was like hey i got the show zoom in it was like click i was like on instagram i heard a whole click on instagram but me me and mark go way back so it's good to see him in this arena and actually embracing uh you know that role in front of the camera because he does so much behind the camera and the brothers of whis with the two so uh next up let's go uh where we at kian oh can i say one thing i forgot um uh nobody asked me podcast you can find it i have the link in my bio on spotify apple and youtube so i forgot about that yeah what is it called nobody asks me oh that's your podcast well i'm on it it's me malik and hez wesley okay okay dope i saw this one uh to hear as always thank you for having me sir uh it's always a pleasure mark i knew i recognized you man and then i was like oh yes i've worked with him a bunch of times so yeah again how you doing um let's see i hope i reading this right prop prophet oh it looks like it says prophet but spell like black um marcus barrett uh young deuces lebaron pastor derek oh me sir derek uh brittany uh omari and tiffany i appreciate you guys um same old same old with me man look out for first of all thank you all for the love you've been showing me on kion's all-star teams on kev's app on my youtube page on everything it is the views are doing way better than i thought they would do uh each week gets bigger i really appreciate people hit me up they want to do it like i really appreciate you guys for supporting that um make sure you check out daddy issues me tony baker dc irvin uh chas rogers and craig wayans um yeah other than that i don't have no live stuff no live shows coming up but everything's internet right now but i just appreciate y'all supporting and uh again to hear thank you man i appreciate it can i get on the um keon can i get on the all-star um show about black movies yeah yeah we're gonna shoot uh more episodes soon as soon as the bunker and everything's straight so yeah come do it keon don't let her on that episode is this going oh no i need now we're gonna nah she needs to be on it she needs it all right man thank you what you got for the people hey y'all hey um first of all thank you so much to here you are a gym you are a comedian comedian and i appreciate you always reaching out and uh you know giving your girl something to do uh from zulu homie to squad cast so i appreciate you uh so good to see you and kiki with keisha and keon again very nice michi mark um thank you to everybody to hit catch up taking the stage asia young deuces uh shout out to you actually uh he he interviewed me for the geekset podcast so um that's up on his youtube now so go check that out um we had a heated discussion about batman and superman so you guys might want to go take a look back um shout out to colin of course letharian christine christopher brittany pastor derek uh a marie that didn't get tightened up a little bit when you saw that the pastor said something okay turn my life around maybe tighten up okay in uh america's day spot cash uh if anybody sends anything i refresh it um charge it to my head and not mispronounce your names uh after zoom with all means i am going immediately over to clubhouse so that we can finish dissecting season two of section three episodes ten through eighteen and then next week on sunday we will do season three so you can start watching that now also tomorrow on clubhouse at 8pm you'll be having a discussion uh does rooting for everyone black means celebrating mediocrity so if you're on clubhouse and you'd like to get in on this conversation please follow me on everything uh i'm trying to do my thing in these virtual streets and i appreciate y'all so much okay bye thank you i think it's hilarious [Laughter] like y'all made me watch baby boy oh cut it out cut it out i'm just saying at what point at what point do we are we honest here i want to give a shout out to taking the stage uh marcus young deuces colin uh pasek derek uh christine keisha baron uh brendan thank you guys so much for the donation man uh thank you guys uh for you know blessing guests and just being dope ass audience man i don't even know what we at on the likes wise because i i can't see it while i'm doing it on uh stream yard i don't even try to switch between the two anymore um but i will say man you guys have been so supportive with all of this man i'm gonna keep working toward continue to build this out and reach out to new and and and new people that's why you haven't seen my normal lineup of tai and jackie and cp like the normal people i'm trying to get more people into the fold and introduce you guys to more people so i have people hitting me up like oh why you ain't booking such and such it's never any beef just don't always go there i just know that i'm trying to expand and make it bigger and sometimes you have to do things like that so uh plus i'm i mean i don't want to ever drain somebody out i had ty jackie takara on every week last year damn it every week so i want to make sure that they have an opportunity to do other things ty's growing and flourishing with clubhouse so i don't want to monopolize her evenings with this every week so just know that i'm working for doing different and bigger and better things and also watching my fans flourish as well and not taking up too much of their time but still involving them in the process um big shout out to the more mob shout out to the scary squad shout out to the more mods man stephen o'connor jennifer rivas hippie goes man make sure you're following them on all platforms well uh big shout out to rewatch gang run it back you know what i'm talking about uh appreciate y'all man and then just the normal people that come every single night man i it's too many you guys to name um but i i appreciate you guys so much i had no idea what we were doing or what i was starting when i first started this show but it has turned into something beautiful and i look forward to rocking with you guys monday through thursday up every week man so i appreciate y'all y'all be safe out there uh tomorrow is a new episode of more to the story wednesday new episode of word is hard um we got uh ty ty davis episode is coming up on word and his heart uh actually who's actually we got lance first and then i think we got tai and then we have uh ronnie jordan and then we have tyler chronicle so i'm working man to get bigger names and and and people that you guys have been asking for uh you've been asking for ty davis man so we finally got her on and i'm very excited about those episodes so y'all keep watching man oh yo i love y'all real quick i just wanted to say um that to here uh has moved and i have not been over to his new house and uh and i just wanted to say that real quick meet me either here i don't know i just wanted to say that he's my kids i haven't either and i've known this for 10 years that's this is but it looks like he had a feast the other day for for children yeah he definitely definitely i wasn't invited to that yeah threatened my life he threatened my livelihood he said it would work whatever you think kick me off the app if i did not have him over and i be he better like the food so i had to hire a chef to make sure the day that we go we don't want to hold on aaron and i farron and i are doing a vegan meal thing so we didn't want to risk making vegan food and not be good for everybody so we hired ourselves specializes in this and then we ended up just having two separate menus one for them and then one for us for us keon i know because we weren't invited that was that was the thing he's lucky his guy all right listen i didn't invite everyone because i wanted to adhere to the quarantine rules and regulations to be a law abiding citizen okay one at a time i'm going to invite you guys over everybody will have their night okay i just have to child proof the house for keon because kion's kids like to face dive off the steps first of all that was one time okay wait i didn't realize i grew the [ __ ] out of your son on uh the smile first challenge in the promo thing i didn't even i was just so in character that he looked at me and i was like i'm sorry i'm sorry baby you don't remember that he just goes to the third one week four it's not a big deal well listen everybody would get over and be over everybody is welcome man as soon as this is here i am going to have um a nice little gathering and i'm working on something right now so soon as soon as if i'm able to make this happen we'll have a nice little get together and you guys will be no that's not good man also me and cody haven't been invited to do more of the story but i'm just talking guys i'm just talking anyways you know what here's the thing keon see why you talking [ __ ] conversation i just had last night and we brought y'all up so now you're talking [ __ ] and now i backfired on you so now we're gonna call you to book you and then we're gonna call you an hour later to unbook you because you ran your goddamn mom too much you don't know how to stop y'all don't know y'all always go one joke too you had to you had to get that last little joke out if you just got off this thing that's what happened [ __ ] ruined a great set by trying to get one last big laugh now you just had a good saying you could've had a great set because you ain't know what you look like a lot of nightmare we nine minutes over cause you wanted to get one last joke out you said i want to say really quick that um the zoom with the homies audience is the absolute best like literally y'all had me cracking up during the week like y'all comment y'all dm i'm like y'all are so dope that and i just love it so that's all the comments are confusing why i'm here how many one of these i'm even here i was like hold on y'all firing this bow wow thing i'm here i'm here i have to jump in now just because of that they are the absolute best man i tell them i try to make sure i tell them every week that uh one the show would not be what it is without them two i would not be what i am without them the type of growth that i saw in a year literally i started my tell people all the time i started my youtube last year i had 3 400 subscribers and that was like from like internet icons some [ __ ] i did years ago and now to be at 81 000 is only because people have been [ __ ] with it telling other people about it sharing the video sharing the artwork man and that's why i try to make sure that i'm always providing quality content for y'all because i definitely appreciate y'all so thank you so much for that man uh shout out to the more mob again man i appreciate y'all y'all be safe tonight i love y'all see y'all tomorrow peace

Channel: Tahir Moore

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Length: 130min 36sec (7836 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 25 2021