- So, remember, igneous rock forms when magma cools, okay? Do you get it? - [Group] Oh. - That's it for my rock talk, guys. Let me just turn the TV off. - Oh wait. Allow me. - [Group] Whoa. - Look at that. Zach, is that a new whip? - Yeah, and this is the real deal guys. Got it shipped overnight from Dallas, and I gotta tell you guys life's gonna be easier with a whip. Yah! - [Group] Whoa. - Jesus fucking Christ, Zach. - Whoa. Sorry, this guy's got a little
more juice than I realize. - Ah, I'll just turn the TV off myself. - Wait, wait, wait. Let me get it. Yah. - [Group] Oh. - Wow. - God, put that away you psycho. - How do you turn the
volume down on this guy? - Can you just put it away? You're really stressing me out. - Oh, you got a headache? Yah. - No, no, I said you're stressing me out. - You need a drink. Yah. - No, no, you are stressing me out. - Oh, do you want a little weed? Yah. - Ah. God dammit, just put it away. Oh really, Grant? - Grant's choking on another
peanut butter sandwich. - I got it. - No, no, no. - No, no, no. - Yah. Yeah. - Ah ha. - So, it worked. - Gah. Just use the Heimlich, you idiot. - Gross. - No more. No more. - Well, I guess I'll do
my science project now. - Well, well, well, Erika. Looks like I followed you
straight to your precious rocks. - Please, these belong in a museum. - Oh really? Let's see, hmm. - No, my ninth favorite rock. - Oh, is that your ninth favorite? I'm sorry, I won't take them, psych. I will take them. - But those are diamonds. - Psst, Zach. Whip. - Whip? - Use the whip. - Use the whip? - Yes, use the whip. - The whip is good now? - Oh, fuck you. - Remember when you said no more? - When I said no more, I didn't expect a fucking
Nazi to come in here. Just stop being an asshole. - Say that the whip is good
and that I look cool using it. - I'm not going to do that. - Do it. - Take the whip. You're a piece of shit. - Use it. I'm not gonna take it. I'm not gonna take it. I'm not gonna take it. - Fine. Fine. - [Police Man] Oh, this is very nice. - The whip is good and
you look cool using it. - I'm sorry, what? - The whip is good, and
you look cool using it. - Loud and proud. - I'm not gonna say it any
louder, he's gonna hear. - He's very busy. - Whip's good and you look cool using it. - Hell yeah. Hey shithead. - What? - Whip this. Yah. Yah. - Heil. - [Group] Yeah. - You know what they say. One man's whip is another man's Grant. He's gone. Hi, it's Zach from College Humor. Thanks for watching. You can click here to subscribe, or you can click over hear
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