Announcing Frozen 3, Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire | Breaking News

[Music] from West Hollywood California the only news team that doesn't know what's on the teleprompter before they read it anyone who laughs or breaks loses points this is breaking news that's you oh no good evening and welcome to breaking news it's the new show where we don't know what we're about to say and we're punished for laughing or smiling I'm Jumbotron and I'm regular Tron today's news squirrels threat to America or America threat to squirrels and I'll teach you the secret to the soggiest have you ever eaten the recipe will shock you but first let's turn our attention to zooms threat to squirrels or squirrels threat to zoos but first I'll be talking about the saltiest bread you've ever eaten yum yum now that's a Sour Patch Kid but before that we've got a scoop on the scandal that is rocking the nation but before that the Michelin Man did flowering the nation's daughters probably not but where he is still going to devote a half hour to it later in our program we'll have triple threat Ted Kaczynski he can sing he can dance and he can mail bombs he talked in depth about his new movie frozen three based on the novel push by Sapphire but first what are snakes and who do they think they are hmm but our top story tonight Kasbah is rocked by alien no no we don't have time for that we have too many headlines all right then we'll move on to our fashion report we're live from New York Thank You jumbo and thank you regular massacre I'm here live in Oshkosh we're in Oslo or as I like to call it a shalash has called home children to that oh my gosh the AUSA wash was wearing a lovely little sunburned umber inspired by the super bloom in Southern California yes florals are back and deadlier than ever of course we all remember last year when floral said I'll be back my god I'll be back just you wait you can't keep florals locked away forever I will have my revenge and then cackle for 15 minutes straight Wow florals threat to America or America threat to the world it really makes you sing until next time I'm Saturday night wishing you more cowbell thank you Saturday night we turn now to entertainment news with Peter turtle I'm sorry I'm gonna have to interrupt you I'm getting breaking news from our correspondent in the field cheese Jake factory oh no I'm getting breaking news that's more breaking than just a pile of [ __ ] I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to interrupt you to announce an emergency sale it's smart final and beyond more on that now with flappy far too that's mr. flappy far too thank you jumbo you heard right there's an incredible sale at smart final and beyond did you know that you can get a five-pound bag of marshmallows for $2 in fact it's such a good deal I'm gonna see how many of these marshmallows I can fit into my mouth another deal is baby like I don't think that's all you can fit in their name from real only $2.00 did I mention I live in on a pirate ship yeah you probably ought to have some more marshmallows though three three is what you can fit is a tiny loud [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] don't worry about my well you can get one for $2 well I'm walking home bar until next time I'm flappy for doing thanks flappy well that's all we have time for it thank you to all our viewers at home for watching and we want to give a quick special mention of our employee of the week grant yeah well look Zack has 20 martial artists mouths like a [ __ ] [ __ ] so this is fine by me as long as we like for breaking news this just in you have just watched another episode of breaking news there are 10 episodes only available on dropout TV go to drop out TV and start your free trial today

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Length: 5min 50sec (350 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 25 2020

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