Lie Detector | Game Changer [Full Episode]

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👍︎︎ 1 👤︎︎ u/AutoModerator 📅︎︎ Nov 06 2019 🗫︎ replies

Okay, I lasted about 8 minutes and it overwhelmed my "awkward" sensor, so I had to stop. But from that much, it seems to be decently a panelshow/gameshow thing. I think one of the defining things about a panelshow is that it gets them talking about stuff to some degree rather than just strictly being a quiz show.

If this starts to be submitted, in my humble opinion, I'll treat it like a panelshow.

Objections? May be moot if they don't do more.

👍︎︎ 3 👤︎︎ u/IsaacEiland-Hall 📅︎︎ Nov 07 2019 🗫︎ replies

Their full episodes are only available on dropout but they released another episode which I kinda actually loved. It's the sound one.

Also feel like this is one of those things where you kinda need to know the people to enjoy it more. I've been watching college humor for a while and so I have appreciation for some of the cast members that others may not.

👍︎︎ 3 👤︎︎ u/infiniteelysium 📅︎︎ Nov 07 2019 🗫︎ replies

Um, Actually is a better format.

👍︎︎ 2 👤︎︎ u/Felandria 📅︎︎ Nov 07 2019 🗫︎ replies

Dear thread reporter: A reminder that every time you report something as "spam" that isn't spam, instead of downvoting like you're supposed to do to express your feelings, I upvote the submission if I haven't already. So if you want me to stop helping threads you hate, stop reporting things that are not spam as spam.

👍︎︎ 1 👤︎︎ u/IsaacEiland-Hall 📅︎︎ Nov 07 2019 🗫︎ replies
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- [Sam] Get ready for a Game Changer. Tonight's guests, from the 20th dimension, it's Brennan Lee Mulligan. - Hey! - [Sam] Having read 20 erotic novels, it's Jess Ross. And, just in time for CollegeHumor's 20th anniversary, it's Tao Yang. And your host, me. I've been here the whole time. Welcome to Game Changer, the only game show where the game changes every show. I am your host, Sam Reich. I'm joined today by these three lovely contestants. Now, you all understand how the game works. - No - Not a single thing. - It hasn't been explained. That's right, our players have no idea what game it is they're about to play. The only way to learn is by playing. The only way to win is by learning. And the only way to begin, is by beginning. So, without further ado, let's begin. Ash, could you bring out the machine? (Jess laughs) (beep) (carnival music) Players, are you ready? - I guess. - Brennan, what is your name? - My name is Brennan Lee Mulligan. (machine dings) - That's one point for Brennan Lee Mulligan. - That was a soft question. - Jess, what is one plus one? - Two. (machine dings) - Two is correct! - Tao, what year is it? - 2019. (machine dings) - That is correct. Brennan- - I'm being (beep)ed with. (Jess and Tao laughing) You understand? This is an indignity. - This will be illegal. This will be considered illegal by the courts. - It's one of those experiments from the '50s, where they look back at it and they were like, "This is unconscionable." Brennan, what is your middle name? - My middle name is Lee. (machine dings) - Jess Ross, what is your middle name? - It is also Leigh. Well, it's spelled differently. L-E-I-G-H. (machine dings) - Tao, what is your middle name? - I have no middle name. (Jess laughs) (machine dings) - [Sam] That is correct. Brennan- - Yeah? - Do you ever talk in your sleep? - I should (beep) you. I have talked in my sleep. (machine dings) - [Sam] For a bonus point, Brennan, do you care to elaborate? - I used to be an insomniac. I stayed up for 81 hours in a row in my senior year of college. - Holy (beep)! - Missing nights of sleep regularly will affect your sleep cycle in some weird ways. (machine dings) - [Sam] Jess, have you ever talked in your sleep? - I'm starting to crack right now. (contestants laughing) - I'm sorry! Okay, 18. (machine beeps) (Tao gasps) Okay. - I'm afraid the answer 18 in this particular context is no. - Thank you for bravely teaching us something about the machine. - Yes, thank you. - I'm freaking out! (contestants laughing) - Tao, do you ever talk in your sleep? - I, also, am very uncomfortable. I do talk in my sleep, and I know it, because I've recorded myself. (machine dings) There's an app, and you put it underneath your pillow and it constantly records, but when it hits a certain noise threshold- - Yeah. - It will actually record that snippet for you. - Machine? - Machine? (machine dings) - How does the machine claim to know things that even its creator does not know? - That is a really good question, Brennan. - Do I get any points for both hating and loving the machine? (Jess and Tao laughing) - Do you snore? - I have snored. (machine dings) - Jess, do you snore? - Yeah, so, yes I snore! (Sam laughs) (machine dings) - Tao, do you snore? - Yes, I snore also. (machine dings) - Brennan, do you floss? - Yes, extremely regularly. (machine dings) Two of my teeth are fake, fully fake, and I (beep)ed up my teeth when I was younger, so I make a point to floss every day, and I also use fluoride mouthwash. (machine dings) - Jess, do you floss? - Yeah. (Brennan and Tao laughing) (machine dings) Yeah, I use the flossy things. I feel bad, 'cause it's probably extra plastic. Do I do it all the time? No. Is my dentist gonna watch this? Probably not. (Sam laughs) (machine dings) What do you think, machine? Do I get 20 points? (machine beeps) (Jess gasps) - Whoa! The machine is sassy. - I think this machine hates women. (contestants laughing) (machine beeps) You can't tell me! - Tao, do you floss? - Yes, I do. (machine beeps) What? I floss... I've been on an upswing recently, so I'm gonna say at least twice a week. (machine dings) (Sam laughs) - Twice a week! - You're not a flosser, Tao. - He thought you meant the dance, which he does every day. - I do every day, also- (machine beeps) (Jess gasps) - I didn't know that! I don't do the floss dance every day! - I didn't know it! - Brennan, have you ever shoplifted? - Yes, you're (beep)damn right I did. (machine dings) - Wow! For a bonus point, do you care to elaborate? - When I was working at my old summer camp, we had to do a production run to Walmart, and I walked out of the store drinking a bottle of Coca-Cola that I did not pay for. (machine dings) - That's it? - Jess, have you ever shoplifted? - Yes, I have shoplifted. (machine dings) (Sam laughs) We were at the Amish market. (contestants laughing) - Oh, my God! - And they were selling... I don't know if people remember Pogs and Slammers. - What? - But, I saw this golden Slammer in this case, and my Mom said I couldn't have it, so I took it. (machine dings) - You stole a Pog? - I stole the Slammer from... - From an Amish? - From the Amish, yes. - Tao, have you ever shoplifted? - Oh, yeah. (machine dings) I'm probably the most recent. I think I regularly shoplifted until I was 25. (Sam laughs) 26? All the time, all the time. - What sort of things did you shoplift? - Well, I just shoplifted recently at Whole Foods when there was a thing of basil in my bag that I didn't take out, and I went, "Eh, whatever, I'll just walk out with this." (machine dings) - Wow! I, honestly, did not anticipate that you would all be as shameless as you clearly are. - Shoplifting from a large corporation is barely shoplifting in my opinion. (machine beeps) - Oh! (Sam laughs) - Brennan, have you ever peed in a public pool? - Yes! (machine dings) I peed in the pool because someone said, "It changes colors if you pee-pee in it!" - You wanted to test it out! - It was scientific inquiry! - Jess, have you ever peed in a public pool? - I think I've peed in every pool I've been in. (contestants laughing) (machine dings) Everyone's peeing in the pool, anyway. (machine beeps) Oh, excuse me? - Tao, have you ever peed in a public pool? - I urinate in pools. (machine dings) - Brennan, do some movies and TV shows make you cry? - Yes. (machine dings) Nothing makes me cry more than a character that is putting a brave face on a terrible situation. (machine dings) - The vulnerability you've shared with us here today... It should just be one extra point for that elaboration. (Brennan laughs) I just wanna be clear. Just the one. Jess, do you ever cry at movies or TV shows? - Oh, commercials, yes. (machine dings) Everything, yes, I'm a big crier. I'm watching some really crappy British dating show, and the girls went to Casa Amor, and the boys stayed home, and they had the opportunity to couple up with other people, and Molly-Mae came back, and saw that Tommy hadn't coupled up with anyone, and she started crying, and I started crying. (machine dings) - [Sam] Tao? - Yes, I cry specifically, much like Brennan, to a specific thing. When a group of people come together for a common cause. Like the scene in Spider-Man 2, when the New Yorkers are like, "If you wanna get to him, you gotta get through us." to Doc Ock, that makes me cry. (machine dings) (Brennan laughing) - Players, it's time for a mini-game. You understand the mechanic of our game, now. It is based on this lie detector. - The contestants have figured out all of the things to do with the machine. - I'm gonna rephrase that, ever so slightly. - Sure, yeah. - The contestants have figured out everything there is to know about the machine. (machine beeps) - Oh! (intermission music) - Always keeping wanting more, machine. - Jess, you are flirting with this machine. - Machine, do you think I'm flirting with you? (machine dings) (Jess screeches) You wish! - [Sam] What I would like to ask from each of you is a confession. Something personal about yourselves that you would like to feed into the machine. Once you do, I will assign it a one through five juiciness rating. - Oh! - Oh, my God. - And, you will receive those number of points if it's true. - Okay, the bed that I lost my virginity in, in a one night stand, when I was 16 years old, is the same bed I was later cuckholded in, in my longest, at the time, relationship. - [Sam] Holy! (beep)! That's gotta be worth five... I don't know what's worth five points if that's not worth five points. Machine, can you tell me, is that true? (machine dings) - There is no corner of my heart I would not turn over to the world for five points. (Sam laughs) - [Sam] Jess. - I'll just say I've had multiple threesomes. - Oh, yeah, no totally. That's totally worth five points. - What do you think about that, machine? - [Sam] Machine? (machine dings) Wow! - There you go. - [Sam] Tao, was there anything that you would like to confess into the machine? - [Tao] Yeah. One time, walking home from a friend's house to my dorm, I fully (beep) myself on the way back, and I was walking with my friend, too, so I was like, "I'm gonna walk ahead", and I discarded my pants on the street. - Where on the street? - Three blocks away from the house. - Wait, you discarded your pants? What happened to your underpants? - I also discarded my underpants. I was wearing a fleece- - Full Pooh Bear! Oh, my God! (machine dings) - [Sam] That's worth five points, for sure! Brennan, have you ever eaten food out of the trash? - Yes. (Jess and Tao laughing) (machine dings) - [Sam] Jess, have- - Yes, yes. (machine dings) - [Sam] Tao. - I have never taken food out of the trash and eaten it, but I've definitely eaten food that should be trash. (machine dings) Like a bad mango, you know? It's bad in certain parts, and I just start eating around the bad parts, and my girlfriend says, "Throw that away." and I go, "There's good parts of the mango." - [Sam] Were there good parts of the mango? - There were a couple bites. - All right. That's fair. (machine beeps) Oh! (Jess laughs) Brennan, how easily are you able to tell left from right? - Perhaps the best in the world. (machine dings) (Sam laughs) - "Whoa, I'm the best in the world!" - Jess. - I can't. - [Sam] You can't? - I have a really hard time with my left and right. (machine dings) If I do this, they both look like Ls to me. - [Sam] Sure. (Brennan laughing) Sure. - When me and my fiancee cater in the car, I can't have her say 'make a left or a right'. It has to be a 'me' or a 'you'. (machine dings) (contestants laughing) - [Sam] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! A 'me' or a 'you' meaning what, exactly? - If it's a 'me', I go the direction that I am, and if it's a 'you', I go the direction that Kate's sitting. - [Sam] That's- - There is a specific turn called a U-turn. - We don't make those! - [Sam] Tao, can you tell your right from your left easily? - I mean, left, right. Yes, yes. (machine dings) - Brennan, are there any holes in your underwear? - Yes. The factory that made it put a hole in the front for my (beep). - No, that's not what I mean. - Is it false or true, machine? (machine dings) - Take the point away. - No, no, that is incorrect! I'm sorry, I did lie! There's three more holes! One for my torso and two more for my legs, (beep)! That's correct! You are not God, the machine is! - Brennan, I should've specified. Are there any holes in your underwear from- - This game is (beep)ing rigged. from them being worn out? - Oh, sure. Yes. I got a bunch of these Hanes ones that, weirdly, have developed holes along the waistband. (machine dings) - [Sam] Jess, are there... (Sam laughs) (contestants laughing) Are there holes in your underwear? - There aren't holes in my underwear, but I do have it where the elastic is very worn out of a lot of pairs. (machine dings) - Tao, are there holes in your underwear? - Yes. Lots of them. (machine dings) (Sam laughs) - [Jess] Is this a boy thing? - I think so. A compromise that I've made in my relationship is I have to throw away underwear that have a lot of holes in them. - Brennan, have you ever slept through a flight you were supposed to take? - No. What am I, made of money? (machine dings) - [Sam] Jess. - Absolutely not. I am there two hours in advance. (machine dings) - Tao, you are looking a tad uncomfortable at the moment. Have you ever slept through a flight? - Yes, twice. (machine dings) - [Jess] Oh, my God! - [Tao] I slept through the same flight twice. - Wait, what? - You mean they rescheduled it, and you slept... Tao! No (beep)ing way! That's crazy! - [Tao] Yes, I was supposed to move out of my dorm sophomore year, and I overslept, wasn't gonna make it, had to move my room out and stuff, so I didn't make that flight, rescheduled for later in the afternoon. When I got the to airport, I was so sleepy, and the gate was so full, so I went two gates over, and slept there, and no one woke me up because why would they? - You slept through the flight at the airport? - At the gate, yes. - Oh, my God. (machine dings) - Brennan, have you ever tried to get a nickname? - I've never taken active steps to get a nickname, but I have definitely been incredibly excited to receive a nickname. When I used to work as a camera PA on Law & Order: Criminal Intent, my nickname on set was Shanty or Sippy. Sippy being acronym for Shanty Irish Prick. (machine dings) - [Sam] Jess. - I did. I wanted everyone to call me Ross, which is my last name, and I thought, "Oh, a girl who's called Ross, pretty cool." (machine dings) - [Sam] Tao. - Does it count when, as a new immigrant to this country, you go into class, and you go, "Everyone, instead of calling me Tao, you can call me Paulo."? (machine dings) - I love the idea of you were like, "Better take it easy on these crackers with Tao, let's do, I don't know, what's the whitest name I can think of? Paulo!". (contestants laughing) - Paulo, yes, and I talk with a Italian chef's kiss. - [Sam] Brennan. - Yeah. - Do you ever space out just thinking about swords? - Okay, yeah, correct. All the time. (machine dings) The sword holds a unique place in the history of weaponry. Unlike a lot of other weapons, a sword was a symbol of status in almost every culture- - I'm really gonna have to cut you off at a certain point. - Oh, gotcha. - Jess, where's your engagement ring? - Oh, my God, I can't believe I'm getting called out! I left it on the sink in the bathroom, and I don't like to get it wet, and now I don't have it. Is this a part of the show, or am I just getting called out? (machine dings) I thought I was gonna get the sword one, too. I was gonna be like, "No." - Tao, are there any photos of your bare butt on your phone? - Yes. (Jess gasps) Recently. (machine dings) One of the pieces of underwear I was wearing had such a big hole in it that I just comically ripped it in bed, and then me and my girlfriend took photos of my butt out with this underwear. (bell chiming) - Players, it's time for the next mini-game. This time, we're gonna flip the script. For mini-game number one, I want to hear wholesome things about you. Things that present you in a positive light. Brennan, we will start with you. - This sucks. Because it's forcing you to brag, right? - Yeah, yeah. - So, I take vacation time off of work, and instead of going to vacation, I go to work more at a different, other place, which is this summer camp, and the past couple years, I donate my salary to the fund that sends financially needy kids to camp. (machine dings) - I'm gonna give you the full five points. (Brennan shouts) - Jess, can you tell me anything nice about yourself? - I can. I spent a lot of my life, especially my younger years in school, not feeling great about myself. I felt like I wasn't pretty enough, I was too tall, I wasn't smart enough. And, now that I'm older, I'm so proud of myself that I have let a lot of that go, that I genuinely like myself, and that I'm allowed to say that out loud. It doesn't bother me at all. I'm smart, I write good sketches, I got a great (beep). (machine dings) Yeah, you know it, machine! You know it! - [Sam] I am literally tearing up. Yeah, that's the full five points for you, Jess, for sure! - Does the machine seconding Jess' great (beep) comment constitute workplace sexual harassment? (Jess and Tao laughing) (machine beeps) No! (contestants talk over one another) That's not your call! I'm getting HR, wait, it's not even human resources! (everyone gasps) - Machine resources. - It's robot resources! - Yeah, we need IT and HR to team up. - [Sam] Tao. - I like to think of myself as someone who can do nice things for people without needing it to even be recognized. Lots of small examples. Letting people go ahead in front of me in a line for a bathroom if they really need to go. Things like that. (machine dings) - Okay, it didn't make me wanna burst into tears. - Yes. - So, I will give that a three. - Wow. - Players, the truth is that I've been lying to you about this lie detector. Obviously, this technology doesn't exist, per se. It is, in fact, human-powered. We've been working with a team of scientists on this for weeks now, and in order to give them credit, I'd like to introduce you to those scientists now. Scientists. (game show music) (Jess gasps) - You liar, oh my God! - Oh, my God! What the (beep) happened? - Your significant others have been in control of this lie detector the whole time. - I trust my partner implicitly! - And you shouldn't. - You said you wanted to go to the gym early in the morning. - Is that so unbelievable, Tao? - That's how you knew I didn't have my ring! - Oh, by the way, yes, Kate has Jess' ring. - Oh, are you proposing? - [Alexis] Again? - And, Jess, all this time, you were flirting with a machine. (Jess gasps) - Nice (beep). (contestants and scientists laughing) - This is a profound betrayal. - So, the game dynamic in round three is going to change. - Oh, my God. - I am going to ask true or false statement about our players. If they're about you, you don't get to play. The other players have to decide whether or not what I'm saying is true or false. Now, the more your face betrays you, the better your competition stands to do. Jess and Tao, Brennan has had the majority of his belongings since he was a teenager. - I think that's super true. He's into all nerd (beep), and you got that when you were 12. - [Tao] It gives a lot of weight to the items that he owns. - I think it's true. - I think it's also true. - Izzy, is that true? (machine dings) Yes, it is. - He feels bad for the things, so he wants to continue using them, so they feel like they're important. - [Sam] So, that's points for Jess and Tao. Brennan and Tao, more than any other show, Jess watches The Bachelor. - That doesn't ring true to me. - I say that Kate would rather celebrate something about Jess than attempt to stump me and Tao. I say this is true. - I'll go false. (machine beeps) (Jess and Tao hollering) - [Sam] That is false. That is a point for Tao. In fact, I understand that Jess watches a lot of Shark Tank. - Yeah, it's mostly- - Yeah, I'm always in the tank. (contestants laughing) - Brennan and Jess. (Tao laughs) - Tao. - [Sam] Tao's sideburns get sweaty when he eats sriracha. (Jess laughs) - 100% true. - That's so true. (machine dings) - It is true. - The real problem is after. - Yeah, I didn't turn that fact in, but you did. - That explains the hole in the underwear. - Yes. - It's the blast zone. - [Sam] Jess and Tao- - It's the blast zone! - Brennan, more than anything else in the world, wants to be a renowned dungeon master. - I don't think that's what he wants more than anything else in the world. - Yeah, I think that is false. (machine beeps) - [Sam] It is false. - Brennan wants, more than anything in the world, to be a Dad. - Daddy. - [Sam] Brennan and Tao. Jess calls Mario Kart Mario Race Cars. (Jess laughs) - I think this is false. I think Jess calls it May-rio Kart. (Jess and Sam laugh) - We'll leave pronunciation out of this particular question. - Then I think this is true. - I also will say that this is true. (machine dings) - [Sam] It is. - [Kate] She probably does call it May-rio. - May-rio Race Cars. - Kate, what does she call the Super Nintendo? - She calls it the purple and gray system. Or, the purple and gray Nintendo. - Brennan and Jess. When Tao was young, he actively tried to get his friends' parents to like him more than their own children. - I think that's true. - I will also say that it's true. (machine dings) - I needed their approval. (Sam laughs) - You're like, "Call me Paulo." - "Call me Paulo!" - [Sam] Jess and Tao. Brennan cries when old people are voted off The Great British Baking Show. - That is true. That aligns with what he said makes him cry, which is people with a brave face during adverse times. - I'll also say true. (machine dings) - There you go. - [Sam] It is true! - The old people should be allowed to stay. - [Sam] Brennan and Tao. Jess' difficulties with left and right extend to when she was small, when Dad drove more than Mom, and so left was a 'Daddy' and right was a 'Mommy'. - That is 100% true. - I'll say true. (machine dings) - [Sam] It is true. We are down to our last question, and we have two players tied. Brennan and Jess. Final question of our game. Tao often tells Alexis he could get lost in her eyes. (Jess laughs) - Alexis does have very lovely eyes. I'm gonna say he does say it. It's true. - So, if I say 'true', best case scenario is me and Jess tie for first place. If I say 'false', one of the two of us wins. I'll say it's true, too. (machine beeps) - [Sam] No, Alexis. - In fact, Tao does not know what color my eyes are. (everyone laughing) Asked me two days ago after I'd already submitted answers for this, and, also, yesterday asked me what color his own eyes were. - Brennan and Jess, you have won Game Changer. You each win dinner for two at my favorite restaurant in Los Angeles. I'm not allowed to say what it is for legal reasons, but trust me, it is, in fact, my favorite. - Is this for real? - For real? - Here's the thing. We've embarrassed all three of you up here today, and because it really doesn't matter who wins or loses at this game, I'm also gonna extend that invitation to you. (everyone cheering) I'm Sam Reich reminding you that intimacy is nothing more than future blackmail. Good night! (crowd cheering) (uplifting music) That does it for this episode of Game Changer. If you liked it, I have great news. There is way more of the series that you can watch right now on DROPOUT. Just go to dropout.tv and start your free trial today. If you do, I'll give you ten points right out of my own pocket. I have that authority. (man squeaking) - That's me petting them. (man squeaking) One bit me. (man speaking) One just came out of an egg. (man squeaking) That's it, just coming out. - It's not good to touch newborn chicks with your hands. - That's right, anyway-
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Channel: CollegeHumor
Views: 2,426,702
Rating: 4.9477715 out of 5
Keywords: Collegehumor, CH originals, comedy, sketch comedy, funny, sketch, robots, honesty, lying, embarrassing, memories, storytelling, girlfriends, game shows, games, challenges, competitions, rules, sam reich, brennan lee mulligan, jessica ross, tao yang, game changer, lie detector
Id: J8x-xoDeJsQ
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Length: 26min 7sec (1567 seconds)
Published: Fri Sep 27 2019
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