You're Not Good Enough for My Child!

who's the biggest loser your son daughter has dated my daughter dated a guy who was a crappy lying lazy abusive gaslighting butthole besides that he won dropped out of high school at 14 2 never attempted to get to get diploma equivalency three had more than one conviction for public intoxication underage drinking drunk driving which left him four unable to get a job for approximately 18 months of the about two years they were together five got fired from walmart after only working two weeks for missing work because his kid supposedly was victim of an abduction attempt turns out the kid made it up six smoked weed in her apartment bathroom knowing that if my daughter failed a drug screen her career would be ruined seven had his two kids every other weekend but spent the entire time with headphones on gaming meaning my daughter had to watch his kids or they'd destroy her apartment eight would only eat corn or potatoes hamburgers or chicken fingers or pizza but fast food was a okay nine never picked up after himself so every horizontal surface was covered in half drunk pop cans fast food wrappers cups and bags dirty plates moldy food daughter is an rn and work 12 hour shifts which is sort of an excuse 10 punched a hole in her apartment wall 11 held a gun to his own head then laughed at her for taking him seriously 12 constantly accused her of cheating so she had to unfriend all males on her facebook including her father 13 threatened to leave when her anxiety and depression had her sleeping any time she wasn't at work and 14 when she finally took him up on his bluff it was during a terrifying food throwing soda hurling furniture smashing temper tantrum that had her grab her cats from under the bed and come to my house 50 miles away i could go on but remembering all that is turning my stomach in cleaning her apartment afterward we had to wash the walls from where he had done a hollywood style sweep of the coffee table top spraying dr pepper all over the carpet tv and stand wall and canvas art all the way to the ceiling then for good measure he smashed the coffee table he was a complete tool and with the help of a therapist she is finally getting back to the funny intelligent confident girl she was before he messed her head up i am thrilled i don't have to dread that phone call you know the one where she was calling to say he'd beaten her there would have been a long line of people wanting to pull his bow strings up through his throat believe me or worse one from a coroner my little sister dated a guy who kept trying to convince her to drop out of a uc school and move into his mom's garage with him up to and including threatening suicide if she didn't it took way too much effort on my dad and my part to get her to put the kibosh on that relationship mostly because the guy's mom thought my sister was good for him and tried to fight us on it lord please let someone take him away from me my sister dated them all my favorite was a guy who convinced her to have joint bank accounts and stole six months worth of pay from her we didn't know until after the relationship the dude was a major con man salesman type that had like four different get rich quick schemes while they dated my bill's ex wanted them to have a joint account he already paid for almost everything but had a bad feeling about it she pestered him about it for months she finally ended things when their lease was up but we told him not to expect to get the money back she owed him but it could have been so much worse if they'd had a joint account while nothing compared to some of the stories here it doesn't feel great to see my daughter move in with a high school dropout and take a break from college i'm expecting any day now to hear that her savings that was supposed to be for college will be going to pay off his debt my sister dated a guy let's call him tom who worked under my dad at the business he owns and runs now i'm not saying tom was a loser because worked for our family my sister and i both work in similar positions and that's how they met but there were a number of instances that just shouted hey what's up i'm tom and i'm a loser for example tom seemed to never have any money usually blaming things like his rent being to hire his car needing to be worked on due to this my sister ended up having to pay for the majority of the dates and dinners that they went on in reality he had spent most of his money on unnecessary toys like dirt bikes guns and modifications for his 1999 honda civic his spending habits got so bad that his landlord threatened him with eviction this tore my sister up not because he was getting evicted but because she knew that he was making enough money to never be in that type of situation anyway tom got the bright idea to ask her and my father for the rent money six hundred and fifty dollars while they were out to dinner my dad ended up helping him out so he wouldn't go homeless but what he didn't know was that tom had asked him for more money than what his rent was so he could go out and spend it on other things other than my sister so yeah he was a loser and i didn't like him much common in reality he had spent most of his money on unnecessary toys like modifications for his 1999 honda civic lord for some reason that offended my site so badly i had to take a break before reading the rest of the comment my really quite intelligent daughter once dated a lad who didn't know the difference between the sun and the moon it's not joking the moon is just the sun at night of course not my kid but my brother he dated this crazy possessive chick who once buried one of his shirts because another girl complimented him on it in front of her she also totaled his car after lying and saying she had gotten her license back she gave 400 to a fake iphone scammer website western union because they are a legit company i saw pictures of their warehouse and everything i googled warehouse the picture on their site was the first one that came up she even paid 100 more to expedite through customs when the delivery didn't arrive when expected and the peska resistance she killed his dog she left at 7pm on the coffee table and he chewed up the bottle by some miracle no pills got out and crisis averted it was explained to her that the pills would be fatal to the dog she bought another bottle and left it on the coffee table again this time dog ate half the bottle and his kidneys failed sucks because he was the sweetest smartest dog i've ever known tldr bro dated a girl that killed his car and dog commer and the pesky racist and she killed his dog she left x7 pm on the coffee table and he chewed up the bottle well that sucks but it could have been an accident coma she bought another bottle and left it on the coffee table again this time dog ate half the bottle and his kidneys failed frick this person obligatory not a son or daughter scenario but my older brother dated a girl who pretended that she broke all of her bones in a car wreck she put both of her arms in slings put braces on her legs and a travel pillow around her neck i remember her asking her about her back if all of her bones were broken anyway and she started to cry lol they didn't last long brother's girlfriend hit my english bulldog with a shovel because he was barking and it scared her as she showed up unexpectedly at my parents house around 1am he is still with her because she's lonely and has no friends or family maybe because she's a psychotic bee oh wow i'd have ended up in jail for assault if someone did that to one of my pets not that i'm criticizing you in any way at all just can't believe the nerve of that crazy bee my sister dated a guy who lied about being a navy seal apparently there is like a whole community of people who do that just go around unemployed living on telling their sos when they disappear four weeks at a time that they were deployed it never made any sense to us and she broke up with him for other reasons and gets really p off if anyone mentions the relationship happened he was a creepy dude who took advantage of her trusting nature and that she was at a low point in her life and i regret not doing more to call him out on his obvious bulls he's still in the area doing god knows what probably troting out the same crap to new women i hope one day he gets his butt beat by a real navy seal this happened to my cousin except they were married for about 10 years before it came out he even handed him on the flag at her world war ii veteran father's funeral i always felt something wasn't right about him and now i know why my sister is dating a guy who is a butthole to everyone he meets but cries when you give it right back to him he is also an enabler to her depression and anxiety instead of trying to encourage her to fix herself he tells her that she doesn't need to and he will do it for her instead of trying to fix herself he'll do it is really dangerous and feels manipulative having her rely on him ends up going bad my husband's cousin was married to a man who cheated on her for months and then moved his mistress into their home and tried to convince his wife that they could all be lovers together he also got into the illegal pot dealing game after colorado legalized weed got into the illegal pot dealing game after denver legalized weed go to find your niche my sister is married to a guy who has two swastikas tattooed on his back nuff said my brother is currently dating and engaged to one of the worst people i've ever met she is manipulative and controlling she likes to do crappy mean things and when confronted will act completely innocent and play the victim and she has on several occasions made up stories and lied for the sole purpose of causing chaos she almost destroyed my other brother's marriage his wife is her best friend and has all but ruined my brother's relationship with our mom and other sister i really think she is entertained by the misery she causes the best part of all of it they are getting married in 11 days how does she have a best friend she says it was the guy that was a drug runner i obviously didn't know about this and i'm only being told because he's long gone from her life as nice as my brother-in-law is he is pretty terrible in terms of job goals life ambitions he hasn't worked a steady job for almost 10 years or so and is now pushing like 40. he had been a ups driver and either lost that job or was laid off or something and since then he has just done oddball things to kind of keep money in but nothing has flourished or lasted long he was going to be a singing coach he was going to do lawn maintenance and currently his next big venture is dog walk sitting consequently my sister works three jobs to keep their family comfortable and to support my niece it wouldn't be so terrible if he did more stuff around the house but after this past visit to their home i don't think he does much of anything other than sit around and watch tv and maybe make dinner every once in a while my dad has tried subtly talking to her about the situation but she says she's happy with her life but sometimes her tone says something else i'm a guy my ex was like this unemployed for years never did any housework i worked from 430 am to 6 pm every day then took care of the house read to our kid and made him his food etc kept telling everyone i was fine with things i wasn't i was miserable thank god she cheated on me and i manned up enough to leave life is so much better now my sister dated this douchebag he lived in a house his dad owned and she moved in with him he stayed at home slinging sea she held respectable jobs he was a general [ __ ] stole drugs from his mom and such they bought a crappy fire bad together with her money but he titled it in his name when she finally left him my father and i drove the fire bad and parked it in our garage covered all the windows looking in he would call us every day and ran to this how he was going to call the cops and or kick our butt after telling a sob story to the dmv we ended up getting this of a supervisor who transferred the title to my sister's name so she could sell the heap of junk and recoup some of her money oh how i wish it was unbelievable for someone to buy something expensive but allow their significant other to keep the legal documentation in their name unfortunately i see this in the near future for a relative of mine annex stabbed me in the thigh with anxacto blade once full blade in the thigh i could see my muscles working and had to pick out the pad fibers wanna know why he stabbed me in the thigh well i have two toes on each foot that are webbed he wanted me to let him cut those instead that is psycho behavior glad he is an ex funny enough every father of any girl i have ever dated thinks i am a loser it usually starts with something along the lines of i don't like your name and usually goes downhill from there i'm not sure i'd want my daughter dating someone named the window licker either not my daughter but my niece when she was 14 she met a dude on the internet who was 22 and from across the country we were not happy he came to visit and he was the weirdest dude i ever met i was only four years older and tried to have conversations with him but he was just monosyllabic exactly the kind of dude who you would expect to hit on 14 year olds in anime forums on the internet of course we watched them like a hawk and they were never left alone together i still admire my sister she firmly put down the rules no being alone together no sleeping in the same room etc but never said anything against the relationship the whole thing ended pretty much right after his visit if my sister had forbidden it i am sure it would have gone on much longer my best friend dated the worst man on earth classic mental gaslighting abuser type never made her feel pretty or good always compared her to other girls told her she wasn't beautiful sexy feminine or attractive to him keep in mind she is an attractive perfect bodied type who is also kind funny hard-working etc most would consider a catch he cut her family out tried to convince her her friends were trash to cut us out if we went out to a bar he'd be dancing with chatting up other women all night while she sat alone the kicker though during her chemotherapy treatments he criticized her about not keeping up with house cleaning cooking and for not blowing him enough while she was literally fighting death sick as a dog vomiting this pose is wondering when he's gonna get oral she lost nearly all her friends because of her resistance to any advice to get away happy ending she's married to a different and very good man now hugh one of my friends brought her new boyfriend to our weekly church youth group meetup he openly bragged about how he could manipulate anyone into doing whatever he wanted and tried to dominate all of the other guys in the room by proving how much smarter stronger more athletic he was she pulled the plug pretty quickly i dated a lot of stupid just plain dumb guys in high school one of the worst mistakes was my boyfriend sophomore year told me he had lung cancer because he has been smoking cigarettes since he was eight he wrote me like this weird journal letter about it i didn't believe him for a second but continued dating him for another month or so he's married with a kid now so i'm pretty sure the cancer thing wasn't true mayo my mom lied to this about having cancer i'm not sure why but probably because we were pee at her for divorcing my dad and she wanted sympathy blake we took him into our home for a few months so he could save up some money our internet bill went through the roof i think he played video games then one day independent day he dumped her all while his clan from texas was camping in our yard on the way to a music festival i guess i should have keyed him when he mentioned he had moved multiple times i hate when people use up all the internet okay so i can answer this for both of my parents since they don't use reddit at 15 i started dating an 18 year old boy named john he and his even worse mom lived in someone's hallway that's right the two of them on a twin mattress in a hallway together they both refused to get jobs but he did have a throwaway phone since i was 15 i wanted to text call him so i paid to put minutes on his phone every week with my lunch money yeah we went boating with my grandparents and he tried to have sex with me on their boat it was a fishing boat and only about 10 feet long so he tried to have sex within 10 feet of my grandparents and baby brother in their line of sight we went to a sporting event for my baby brother and he made me go outside and tried to have sex with me on a public picnic table he would beg me for money to feed him and his mother then when i tried to break up with him he told me no he wasn't allowing the breakup i told him i was serious and then behaved as if we were broken up anyway so when i moved on he told everyone i cheated on him then stalk my new boyfriend once he realized it was actually over he and his mom called me non-stop one night saying they wanted his hoodie back i said i would bring it to them the next day but that wasn't good enough they needed it right then so they said they were going to come to my house and get it at 3am i told them no and he and his mom left a voicemail on my phone saying they were on their way and were going to beat me up over stealing this hoodie i was a miner he was 18 and she was over 40 so i called the cops if my parents used to did they would probably mention my ex-boyfriend who i dated long distance online from 19 to 22. he lived with his parents didn't want to get a job smoked weed all day and did mushrooms for clarity force me to avoid talking to others or even go out with my family to do things because he would blow up my phone saying i was cheating due to his lousy ex-relationship he was cheated on during he had a kid at 18 during a drunken one-night stand and had to babysit her every week while complaining about her grandmother who was taking care of her because the mother didn't want her he didn't pay child support so he had to guiltily take care of the kid that every beck and call of the grandmother lashed out of me constantly and would starve himself for days to make me feel bad about literally anything that mildly bothered him generally needed a lot of freaking help that he refused to get i was at a really low point in my life and thought i was worthless and that he was the only one that could love me i know my parents wouldn't get into my love affairs but they were absolutely thrilled when i finally grew self-worth and got out of it i had always pieced together information about him to them because i knew they wouldn't approve and every time i said more they held back but were obviously thinking he was trash i cringe extremely hard when i remember all of it my daughter is 12. you have all given me a really crappy outlook on the next several years damn it my dad doesn't read it but my parents hated my ex we met when we were 16 and were on and off for four years he constantly cheated on me and was just a crap person i ended up pregnant at 18 and i worked through most of pregnancy while he didn't do crap i got him a job but he didn't keep it i broke up with him when my daughter was 8 months old about five months after my mom passed away he hasn't been in mine or my daughter's life for about four years his loss she's amazing that guy is an adult i'm a step dad and m wife was in a similar situation his loss for sure my stepdaughter is almost 19 and is an awesome sweetheart and one of my best friends girlfriend's daughter hooks up with this dude who claimed he was a seal and talked all kinds of crap i let this guy go off for hours about how bad he was and all the black ops he was part of he was laying it on thick and i let him keep talking about two john wayne hero stories later i said show me your trident to two he looked at me and said it was concealed i asked him what ordinance did he pack when on a mission no answer then asked where did he take his bud class in florida or oregon he says florida i tell him he is full of crap 10 minutes later he's gone and i catch hack and grief from daughter and girlfriend for chasing the dude away but he was a seal he was going to show her all his medals and awards i still chuckle about this if you are new to the channel you can subscribe i publish new videos every day until then check another video [Music] bye for now

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Length: 21min 37sec (1297 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 24 2020