Super Paper Mario: A Love Story

ahem today i'll tell you the story of the last book of prophecies this prophetic book was a mysterious tome full of stories and future events course many people desired this book wishing to glimpse their futures [Music] but no person after obtaining this amazing book ever found happiness the reason the book held frightful secrets not meant for people's eyes the book came to be called the dark prognosticus and was sealed away this is the tale of the forgotten book's last owner it is a tale of love super paper mario let's check in on mario's house believe luigi lives here too but mario pays the rent he doesn't get his name on it i'm sure it's peaceful today hey bro real peaceful so peaceful it's almost a little boring makes you just want to curb louie you know some kind of shocking event we need a plot device mario oh it's that toad it's cha cha shocking mushroom castle greatest princess peach stolen bro there's nothing the work of that guy that bad guy he gets royalties every time we say his name i won't stand for this we'll have to sneak into his castle and rescue princess peach let's go bro we're counting on you mario bros i believe that's one of the few toads in this game we're safe now we're safe bowser woo your rudeness whoa here's twitch chat hey who are those hairy guys in the back we shave around here minions clean like dress code proper hygiene quiet you big bowser we know you kidnapped princess peach and where'd you put her where'd i wait what we're only just about to launch our attack mario help we haven't done it yet black the princess has been taken by count black you wait by who say who are you i don't remember you in mario party by me count black the fine fellow prophesies to come to this dimension is awesome count black keep a tally for the royalties tell you it doesn't make even a little bit of sense count black now bowser you have to pay him to be brought to castle black and used to destroy all worlds by count black did leon mention he is a charizard he's got nothing on count black mario's just got transported into a black hole the princess shall not be returned by count black in fact bears are evil king of the koopas count black will take you too he's dead black someone please keep counting the amount of count blacks we get this game i'm done for everyone is dead black however we only count a black for the counter not a bless a bless not quite a black ariel it's so b ariel my name is tippy i am what is known as a pixel a sort of fairy having much time you must come with me here goes mario transported away we must stop entropy from claiming the entire universe he that comes for us all the light from the sun will disappear from our world soon mario match the description of the hero and the light prognosticus perfectly and his name is mario i welcome you mario this is the town of flipside of course our fair flipside is in no dimension at all no it is between dimensions welcome to limbo mario you cannot enter heaven or hell my name merlin i am a descendant of the agents who created this town i busy myself studying musty ancient texts to forestall the end of all worlds fair and lovely princess a furious monster king union of these two will call fort the chaos heart the consumer of worlds the chaos heart will ravage the sky and so bring forth the void it's rather medicine for a mario game ain't it the void hungers the hero with the power of eight pure hearts will rise to this task so it is written you cannot stop entropy mario this is one of the eight pure hearts you are surely the hero spoken of in the pages of the light prognosticus you're the only one who can defeat count black and save all worlds mario take this and save all worlds from destruction now i'm good what how can you refuse you do not accept this all worlds will end you must i don't wanna after all i have told you you still refuse your very last soap wait will i say hope very last hope this is the final time i will ask you please save the world no i'm good i see that our worlds are as good as doom oh [Music] it's actually brilliant they actually commit to that unfortunately if you do decide to say no you have to watch the cut scenes again so i hope that joke was worth you got a pure heart fabric of time and space is opening doors that were once unsung [Music] there you are black the void has been ripped in the dimensional fabric yes count black is pleased all is gone is foretold in the dark prognosticus now it's just a matter of time until all worlds meet their demise black that's me i'm their demise what blazing bar graphs how to meet myself here what's going on me me old chunks you big silly did you oversleep or something i guess it's kind of hard to be on time though when you've got muscles instead of brains hey show a little respect for the count you can't go a borrower in his face last hanging out with the count that's my idea of a perfect world there i thought mimi's ideal world was a gem pool pool with hunky lifeguards hey dementio have you been reading my diary ah never mind apparently there's been some unimproved interdimensional activity lately thinking it's the hero of prophecy i'm gonna need an action plan for this guy count black no one said black in like a single dialogue box that's a big black you can count on me count i'll rain down like a fat thunderstorm i swear it mimi dementia you should tag along you could witness a proper chunkin i don't like chunk being used as a verb hmm i do enjoy a good chunk mario's going to be chunked up black chapter 1-1 the adventure unfolds it has taken a bit but we are finally ready to start playing the game [Music] flying land road let's get go it's just like the old mario games this is not an empty house something in this room i can feel it i can help you find hidden things why don't you use my power to look around i wonder could potentially be a secret here it's behind you it's like a panto crowd oh no it isn't merlin told us to find you merlin his full-bodied beard rivals my hairy magnificence well then as the ancient prophecy foretells ibestovius will bestow upon you the ancient secrets dimensional flipping for a nominal fee of 10 000 coins that's preposterous you can't charge to teach the hero of the prophecy why not even the great and splendiferous but stovias had certain expenditures what are you spending your money on you laundering money uh no i see so be it i was over just taking all the coins in your pocket do we have a deal sure wow he really came down in his initial offer flip how we did it like the stove is granted the ability to flip between dimensions press a to slip between the very fabric of space and flip between 2d and 3d what do you think mind-blowing isn't it this is a i speak of i assure you that we if we are being watched from another dimension he's referring to using the audience twitch chat those beings will understand but you lack the mustache for full comprehension here you are this is the game's central mechanic you go from 2d to 3d and the world kind of changes uh so i think i can go back here even if i do it here there's a second pipe well i can't go into it though not as cool as it might seem this is a happy flower for a little while flowers with coins will rain down you want just to be making this really difficult for yourself flipping the 3d and they're just everywhere you can make the game significantly more difficult for yourself this is a mega star user to go to mega proportions and trample your enemies [Music] oh initiate the star sequence that's a big boy kill everything let's trample them all they did no wrong other than exist level up your attack increased you can kill things faster mario now and here's the end of chapter wait no there was a secret thing there i just saw the pot [Music] i'm sure it wasn't important i feel that the pure heart is beyond this mountain but it's still far far away something tells me you'll need to put that new skill here's the use mount line land we got a ways to go bridge clothes red the bridge master we gotta go see him hello sir hey you can see me a couple mornings ago i roll out the wrong side of bed and once i get my coffee i realize i'm stuck in some freaky parallel dimension i've been hollering and playing for days but nobody could hear me or even see me just when i was starting to think i'd be here forever i see you i just leave him here hang on you're safe now we did it i'm back to normal listen you really bailed me out there that 3d business was freaking me out okay i'm going to ask you a question get the right answer and i'll let you pass i'm good here we go what's the most manly color in the entire universe red or green green green you're out of your mind you sick man there's no way i can let a crazy like you pass we actually do have to go back and talk to him now you might be seeing a trend here they give you the joke answer you're welcome to do it but if you do it will take you longer to beat the game is it red yes you are so right i knew it you and me we see eye to eye and fashion throw the bridge down hang on a sec strad and [Music] bridge is not red interestingly guys it's a drawbridge oh gotta make sure to use it okay so it looks quite menacing here but as ever just do that do it without flipping you'd probably die sweet freedom wait a moment i've been set free the legendary hero must have done it expressed concern when the ancients stuffed me in that chest fifteen hundred years ago seems like fears are quite unfounded hero has finally arrived it just took a millennium and a half yes i am indeed a pixel my name is toro to press one to use my throwing ability this is one you say i need not worry great being that watches us will know what it is once again that's you twitch chat there we go we are gods glorious day consider me fully at your disposal now to adventure and beyond oh something i'm gonna get another pixel i'm probably gonna replace that one who's it i'm the elder around here so watch it what do you want get off my rug actually we're hoping to pass through town but desert past here it's treasure but you'll get great in your grunders that's what here is for the old town keeps the treasure safe from you watch it what's that wizard you're the hero dumplings you're worried you'd have a pixel that's shaped like a hand you had one i might believe you're the hero but you don't watch it was it you do of course you do you're the hero knew it all along give that green fella a call he'll let you across this hero fella wants to get across the bridge yes i told him about the grit i'm i'm ready to take the grip my grunder don't you worry you're in that desert keep a watchful eye out for some runes treasure is there nasty beast too so remember you better watch it like he said it told me to keep an ear out right on i'll put the bridge across you straight away see green is cooler because green doesn't ask you trivial questions green just gets on with the job green actually builds a green bridge too mind if i ask you a question red or green what's bet it was always green it was always green hey here you're wearing red i'm on to your lie buddy i think he was going to kick me out no matter what i said there i don't think there's a way to win and a chapter get chunked up oh you chunked me up there this is a speed flower temporarily speeds up time while it's active you can earn triple points and coins oh it's so fast i can't it's too fast this is not helpful how do i get up there there we go like pretty much every question i have like that it's just going to be flip as the answer this is so trippy it's cool isn't it i love the concept of this game so you're the lads sticking his stashy in me boss's business oh we about to get chunked it's a chunky boy you shouldn't have crossed the count now i'm gonna have to get chunky on ya it's time to thunder down from on high and deliver a beat in other ages chunk on it let me just quickly grab them but can i hang on i thought it was just gonna let me like chain combo it there it does let you get at least two off let's chunk them up god love me trying i'm chunked what kind of strange little man are you a strange little man is none other than the legendary hero mario oh thanks tippy i tell him everything maria eh this is an odd name you can bet your baby i'll remember that you remember this maria if you didn't look like such a wee toddler i wouldn't have taken it so easy on you next time you be chunked chunks away [Music] it you just fired it away do you understand a word of what that goon was saying he's just scottish tippy it's okay what's the plot here i'm kind of late oh no don't worry like thankfully mario games have quite you know simple plots to digest you know you haven't missed much princess peach has been kidnapped by count black who's causing the heat out of the universe a black hole is open and ripping the fabric of space and time open that's pretty much all you need to know typical mario game and there's also chunks and a chapter so it's just a little wednesday for mario the universe has been dying in a lot of mario games he's just doing what he does best preventing entropy let's get it it's weird when you see the angle tilt it like that because you don't always get no problem let me actually just do quite a few um just to be safe drop all of them real quick the wii remote is vibrating intently see look at that we filled the hole they're all like awkward angles here too it's a graveyard now oh hello there red cap blue overalls level five mustache i repeat level five you are late i have waited thousands of years for your arrival you may pass the pure heart is just ahead i won't be that easy oh no oh who speaks very nice to meet you and your mustache it would be so very dull if your journey ended so easily instead it ends with magic i mean go out with an exciting way you know yes much better now you and his robotic guardian could spend some quality time quality snack time when he snacks on you for you are the snack i am error press any key to restart system not found certain installed this disk not found oh uh you lost everything this isn't going well control alt delete we just need to turn them off and on again it does imply that he dies when we turn him off but if we can revive him it's okay i can't see there we go there we go [Music] i'll just keep this one with me that's fine is this shadow of the colossus basically but like it's made of paper let's just stand to the side and just wait for the bus to try installing linux on the dragon i don't know how what that will do don't do it linux will just make them faster quickly quickly install windows vista on his system but just feel bloated oh system crash there we go hero hero the error is mine i am sorry shame circuit smoldering please you must save our world our friend in this world is dead all is right in the world level up you killed a poor dragon your presence here must mean that all worlds have begun to collapse yes they have in fact that's why we're here started the day i met two very fetching young men and you see my life set sail toward a male strum of love you see i asked one out but however it was well you know basically it and then i said and he said and then and that is why we hope the purity hurt will have the power to defeat chaos save all worlds we must fight the eight pure hearts that form the purity hurt and then i had a dream and another dream while i was asleep and then a nightmare and then i woke up partially during the night because i was thirsty and then i went back to bed and i fell asleep and i had a dream potassium the prophecy could sold it and learn where the hero will go next he will lay a devious trap for him and bring him to his very knees black and i already said mimi to a sight picked for that purpose this pleases count black excellent work natasha i depart alert count black when this hero is no more black he's gonna puke one of these times he says black he's just gonna go for it's like black brick but in fact he says nyark in french what he's counting i mean i guess it's just a sound black why how would you translate just the word black to other languages what other languages is he translated differently in other places ow in spanish he's not he's not our in spanish is he he's dusk in dutch akande cenizo in spanish black in russian is black thank god we have the translation so you finally woke up huh princess they caught you trying to cross the border too i have the cooper here will escort you okay you guys make a break for it but what about you what am i gonna do i'll tell you what i'm gonna do i'm gonna go help my men and bowser brought me to a crisp if i left them leave no koopa behind good luck out there princess hey old bowser this is subordination johnson i am your captain drop and give me 20. you know what i'm gonna have to tell you that or that your orders mean nothing they've already sworn eternal lesions to count black okay now you need to to so i'll just go ahead and pencil you for a 10 o'clock brainwashing you just mess with the wrong koopa i serve bowser you tell this count oh hail black oh no listen there's still a few problems i haven't sworn allegiance you be alarming round them up for me okay thanks yes ma'am they bumped up his appointment he was supposed to have until 10 o'clock find cover lady i'm trying to handle scum like this he's dead [Music] i'll hail count black oh that wasn't on my schedule where'd she go well we'll have to postpone the brainwashing appointment at least till 11 o'clock i remember that day well the room was warm the whole place was at peace [Music] it was so peaceful it's a human's home black that's not quite a black don't wiggle like that i found you at the cliff base it took quite a fall you're a human correct i don't repulse you i'm i am of the tribe of darkness why would that matter anyone with a heart would not ignore an injured soul that was the day our paths crossed that day that was the day our tragedy was set in motion super paper mario master merlin bad news toad just landed here he needs a moment he's in shock a girl fell out of the sky um um um top tier commentary but i mean that's half a live streaming it's me just scrambling for the words to say um um how's it going guys um you know that's half the experience it says peach this is the princess the count black kidnapped mario you must go to the chef named saffron on the ground floor of flipside i'm sure she knows a warm and revitalizing recipe for this poor girl when she revise we'll be able to ask princess peach exactly what happened now off with you find saffron the chef on the ground floor while he needs a fireburst to make a pot of soup that'll warm her up in a jiffy and store herself firebird so just check the shells wherever you like the shop bring me one sugar to make some tasty spicy soup oh but i've already got one here you are tired to stay asleep true a lot it'd probably burn that's like a hot soup i don't know you can just do that like her tongue is just skulled it now she'd just like wake up screaming mario you're okay where exactly are we welcome to limbo peach we didn't make it to the afterlife just yet peaches joined your party you control not just mario but princess peach as well you get a party in this game so for some context then we're gonna let the opening cut scene play again because it was a little bit more i thought for the sake of starting the stream it made sense to kind of cut it where i did uh but now we're gonna let the initial title sequence play which was very confusing as a kid when i booted up this game for the first time it's obvi black bowser ferocious and fearsome evil king of the koopas you take peach to be a lawfully wedded wife till your games be over will i marry peachy you're kidding me the answer is yes peter peach noble princess pure of heart you take bowser to be a lawfully wedded husband till your games be over why in the world my marrying bowser get used to it peach it's a common plot point in these games bowser just wants to find love he's all for it our bowser just wants to marry his crush like look at them panicking i do that was like what she actually said it meanwhile luigi black yes all precisely has written the dark prognosticus already is unleashed the chaos heart oh yeah congratulations count halt just who are you ass count black oh no i don't give my name to scoundrels just watch as luigi punishes you for your badness luigi you just just gave your name oh here's where luigi rescues princess peach eh luigi you're full everyone is dead it's super paper mario yeah so like when you see that like without any context of the game it's just horribly confusing uh but that is what happened when mario was kind of left on his own in the castle and everyone else got sucked into the black hole after two on bargain the merlies it wasn't the gloam valley mario is dead oh here's an escaped convict hello sir the two things i hate old dudes with mustaches and old dudes without mustaches take a hike old dude go up the road to murli's mansion will ya um what if i transform to not having a mustache hot girl alert you must have been fated to meet yes you are my destiny please go out with me okay all right that's how you don't talk to girls okay pretty much like you see what he did don't do that life advice do it like an alert if you're going to do an alert like that right if you see a cat on the street just cute cat alert just yell it because people want to know that information and that's okay there's a cat everyone please notice no one will fault you saboom good vibes then vibes set off my blow stuff up sensors you like exploding sapal i ain't sense real good blow up stuff vibes in 1500 years gotta check these those vibes out a little more close like was this the original vibe check this is before it was popular stay up wonder if anyone ever gives presents to santa claus yes some reason you clean your room before a test absolutely procrastination you think shopping online is a wonderful and magical experience oh i see amazon got to you too you're getting real tired of these questions you said it not me got it got it got it got some tasty vibes my mind's made up now you guys are worthy of my power the explosive pixel named boomer became your friend use boomer's power to blow up foes and destroy blocks we have the power of a boomer on our side like that might be the first vibe check i don't know where vibe check came about as a phrase super paper mario predicted everything supposedly tick tock 2019 tumblr but this was 2007. it was doing vibe checks well before then super paper mario the oracle well hi there welcome welcome to merley's mansion i'm lady merley's hand made my name's mimi you can call me mimikins if you want you're here to see lady merly aren't you super fun for you well lady murley is on the first floor in the farthest room head up on there whenever you're ready oh golly but listen don't you dare go into any other rooms by accident or else enjoy your visit okay all righty i need it i need it go well i feel like all of these are gonna punish me yes yes they are like this is odd the floor is just going to give way but there's even more coins if i do it in 3d there it is the 3d view is the main character i mean you want to play as mario a lot when you cover it again well that does not seem good oh i guess i'll just wait for it to come a bit closer it's not very intimidating once you know that it really isn't fairly okay here very inconspicuous object on the box there is there a way to not hit it dude i don't think so you broke it you broke my most favorite his face doofus's have you know that faith cost a million rubies hand over that money now you're done for guess what you're just gonna have to work it off then you work off your debt you naughty little things i own you enjoy labor you are now saddled with a 1 million ruby debt whoa mario owes money to his creditors zany you don't jump and come talk to me i'll tell you how many rubies you've earned and watch out for our motivational sparks that travel along the floor oh no do the full million you just need a million can i install an auto clicker for like nintendo wii because we're gonna be here for a while my time and friend of mine i just gotta hold some very delectable info your time lisa was yours i was gonna charge 1001 rubies for it but for you 10 000. i need 10 000 rubies for him these electrified barriers that turn you into a rose gerbil surprise only have you won them slenderizing pixels i've heard about hey new gerbil you want to learn a little secret yeah i bet you do flip me a hundred rubies i'll tell you something good hey the man my mom taught you the trust strangers huh yeah solid parenting right there well turns out she was a smart cookie i'm gonna give you the vip room passcode secret code is 5963 this is just straight up the pixel note secret cause i do that's some bad news though looks to me like you're a bit lacking in thrills think of my powers than anyone who's too skinny in the soils department here's what we do pirate i'll recharge your thrill gauge over the next 10 seconds one two three five wait a minute one more zillion ten now you all charge a fired parrot yepper now you got your thrills he seems desperate for me to have a fun time here this thing is high it does seem it we got slim i think this room takes roughly six and a half hours to grind to a million that is significantly better we're just gonna have to wait a bit 2 601 your time is up and your parol's forgotten man the new late miz is looking weird do a podcast archie welcome back to asmrt uh for the next six and a half hours with constant super paper mario uh music in the background you know it's just gonna be lamenting our existence go to the kitchen anybody want anything if you want to take a break like now is the time four one two six two eight one six okay let me let me just write this down real quick hang on i think it's her boyfriend's phone number or something oh can i find her boyfriend her boyfriend's inside the safe oh call the number i think my phone would give out i don't think it's a real phone number passcode accepted there we go it's a vault just take all of this hi there big welcome so happy to have you here at ruby savings alone first off thanks for taking a special ruby loan i'm just dropping him for kicks you don't need anything well golly then how about you get lost right now i have work to do uh-oh i might that's a very human response if you went to the bank you queue up in the line got to like the teller like hey how can i help today it's like i just wanted to say hi you'd be asked to leave oh do you heard enough rubies to pay it off that's not supposed to happen oh you've broken my wonderful curse oh i'll get you oh she exploded i'm sure everything's okay mario leaves everyone else to rot in the prison i guess yeah that's a bit up do they get out now are they free is the bank teller exploding also a human response to yes yes it is well i'm clocking out for the day it's like oh my god i shot like the brightest star calling to you from miles of fire i knew that soon i see you buzzed on by little bees i guess the rhyme is intact but that's a stretch for you yes i'll gladly part with that purist pure heart but there's a wii feed yes 10 million rubies quite a bargain you agree so folks if you be dear sign this dotted line here and it's yours free and clear i just sign it i feel like the game is just going to end again just refuse if the ruby's now a smaller stone i could allow you can work it off somehow sign here my dear find your bargain heart i'll also throw in a bread word a pixel made of oats and lard isn't that so nice of me i'm the best don't you see you dear sign here and cheer don't do it here it is your last shot sign right now on the dot i'm not signing good choice for my sake this merly is a total fake it's not she is a snake we'll never get bredward oh you want to make things uh ugly huh well that's super let's get ugly true me me come forth oh boy oh god um it's a bit up [Music] you just uh sneak on past we'll come back to her later that slows yet i'm too slow to make the jump aha you'll never find me now we're safe dances in fear those bathrooms here oh like some scrawl on the stall hang on stop writing graffiti you stop no you stop that doesn't particularly help us oh there's something in here what are you doing in the toilet why didn't you hide in like a cupboard or something it's a fly whizzing around her because she was in the loo ah what did she do [Music] oh look at this very closely one of us is real beauty and one is as fake as can be please you make me gag i am hot no need to brag and you well you're a hack come on come off a deer you're a dog from eye to ear and your breath reeks i fear chow cow um should we just go wait what it's the 66th annual that's my merly show how are you folks doing let's get going you're going to ask these two merlies a total of five questions listen closely those answers because at the end you gotta pick the real one what do you wash first this question is a little risque folks this game is right at like three for everyone not that you should care about i watch my bangs of hair i start with the tile mode then the faucets on you know sometimes if you just like you know particularly dirty you get a little tile mold on you you know you gotta clean that up apparently what kind of guy is your type i love them all see nope nope type for me oh how can i share when the guy's right there one one of them is into mario apparently what do you want the most what a great question what do you want most right now crystal ball the newest kind nice ones are hard to find i want a boyfriend please i'd love a guy to squeeze so which one is the real merley they're your minds let's have a guess i'm fairly sure it's this one just because the fly is still hanging about and you know she was down the toilet paper moment folks i'm on the edge of my seat you are right i guess i'll congratulate you by tearing you into little bits like stupid confetti where did we get the game show props considering we're just in a bathroom right now okay we just so we wait until she spits crystals and we just fling him her leg just fell off she's losing legs we're ripping her apart limb by limb let me just uh oh i guess we flipped through it there's only one left how did she do that how could she still walk there we go knock the final leg off but how could you it's impossible how oh and she dies in an explosion there is not a prophecy a heart of chaos can only be beaten by four of mystery four heroes unite their hope burns forced light to shatter the walls of blight that is how despair it dies such as what we prophesize here in the home of the wise i had this hidden in the bathroom the entire time i wonder who they could be talking about we have the four heroes here boomer hand guide slim jim and mario that's everyone we need i beg you give me the honor of will on this pack of nambly pamblies i swear on me whiskers that i'll clarify naughty little cherry bills i will i guess you finish up that report on your own inadequacy that i need god damn dementia come to me count black so i arrived like a sudden wind storm at a kindergarten pic what does that mean dementia your wish is my command besides this fool sounds like an amusing challenge if there's nothing else i'll just be on my way ciao my count their efforts are in vain no one can stop count black did i mention my names count black black away say have you guys seen the princess and bowser nope not so much you're the only one we found lying around here hopefully they're both okay get a load of this luigi old buddy what do you think about maybe getting out of here you're thinking maybe open a pad for us and we all bail what you think no i couldn't possibly i got to save the princess he's so brave man wow did not expect that all those stories about great luigi's dare at exploits we heard you were defender of the helpless we have no one else great luigi you say a darren defender me i've got no choice luigi must spring into action my fans need me he knows his internet presence didn't we look for another way out maybe this guy's useless stay put somebody's definitely going to spot oh no hell black gary no okay guys new agenda hold this fool down so i can get his priorities on track yes ma'am luigi no they got him we lost luigi he's dead you're late that something happened yes my father caught me thinking out of the castle wasn't easy after that i was worried you wouldn't come you're a strange girl you know what i am and yet you do not seem afraid i don't care what you are i just want to see you is that is that so wrong no of course not i want to see you too [Music] lumiere do you mind if i sit next to you please do tim penny let's return to our conversation i must know more of you we're getting snippets i can't believe gary's dead that's the saddest thing there one person will determine whether light or dark prognosticus predicts truly both books refer to him as the man in green but i know not what this means oh my god it was the green guy who controlled the bridge in the first chapter oh back here ignore that complete wall actually stops them from being able to walk there there's like no barrier oh i am most pleased and that our gaming customer has found us welcome to the palace of gaming pleasure the arcade and the master of this fine establishment you may call me the inter chat it's a pleasure to rob you let me meet you now the introduction out of the way let me tell you about this place play the games get good and then earn prizes gamer oh arcade it is paradise so another meme that might have originated from here because dark souls didn't come out to like what was it 2011 and like popularize that phrase here's get good 2007 ahead of its time for you 10 tokens enjoy gamer and gamers you wanted some more gamer no thanks fellow gamer i'm good the interchange looks forward to your next fabulous visit relentlessgamer welcome to gamer paradise oh they cost 10 each let's try tilt island oh god this uses motion controls i think i'm just supposed to navigate mario to the cocktails like i think we're not trying to get five in a line one more go go go go perfect ariel collected all the pina coladas yeah drinking and gambling i'm in it's the best of both epic gamer moments time to watch gameplay of this for the next hour hey this is it this is the rest of the stream i found the gambling mini game where's this one sunday mario's been waiting a while there it is oh for sake stay alive mario i fall off yes okay i shouldn't have experimented with that when i only had one life left that was a mistake we got 15 tokens for that oh god you see you don't really get much of a return we're we're fifth we're behind fret wilter miffy and a horse calls the kid a horse [Music] just gotta match cars [Music] and not forget we're there dad no think of luigi and luigi's like suffering at the moment just while we're like matching this and like the you know the optional arcade chapter 31 when geeks attack i think i remember this chapter we're going to be going some places here i can feel it nearby but where could it be well oh no yo high technique y'all then i caught a super rare pixelated butterfly i must bring it home but i can't let this week's episode of the mississippi week's episode of the grotesque chronicles no way am i going to trust my digital record record i'll be out to tape an episode so ethnic this is so high technical i hate this guy welcome to the bitlands who's in this bush whoa who's this guy friend of the butterfly girl that got nabbed that's a pity that geek that grabbed her francis basically the nerds to end all nerds a bunch of no-class jerks are holed up in this castle up ahead ain't gonna be easy getting past them but here's the juice it's an old castle you do your thing with that red x mark and maybe something will happen for you if you somehow pass those clowns in the castle you'll see an ocean can't miss it scary sea monster lives there the beast is huge and cranky if you toast this red flipper thing something good is bound to happen once you swim your way through that ocean you'll see a humongous tree there's a huge gorge on the other side there's no jumping across it look for the red wind to do something with it then you can get across look for red stuff oh wait what oh now it's my turn mom said i get the super power up this time you just uh quickly shuffle away [Music] okay you've had enough play time we're just gonna have like a chain of this sequence after this like a goomba's gonna grab it that is mario's turn to get the power up just i'm stronger than you poor guy didn't stand a chance halt oh hey you this is bowser's castle as berliners doesn't like chumps like you geeking up the place you better get a complimentary nose job courtesy of my shell you just uh oh there's the x let me just plant the bomb real quick and they're all dead oh bowser is just straight up here too hey i know that stash from somewhere how do you get out mario and princess peach why do you always have to do that that's like the 100th time you showed up with my castle and screwed everything up i was just having none of it didn't do anything wrong here he was just kind of living now he ventured a fortress of pain mario no more sequels it's gonna end right here right now your franchise is over mario i guess i just plant bombs we did it no i hate mario it's not fair my lovely wife your wife why you kidding me how could you forget our big day see bowser we really need your help why don't you come with us wait what we need to recruit four legendary heroes we believe the last one is a goomba named gary black got us married just to make a chaos heart so that he could destroy the world however helping mario he's always trashing my awesome plans please for me i don't wanna what'd you say if the world ends there's not gonna be any world for me to rule now your minions will have to toil under a different cruel and merciless master what what are you fine i'll join your stupid quest you happy thank you bowser you're so sweet no i'm not sweet i'm not helping mario just to save a bunch of worlds only doing it so i can rule someday don't get all cuddly with me mario i say that now but it's like you know this is like your dad saying we don't want to pet in the family we're not getting the cat or dog and then those are the ones who become closest of all bowser joined your party controlling bowser press down to breed fire on your enemies let's go what a ragtag crew we've got here we just need gary he's the missing link look at bowser's swim oh look at his little arms hey if you ain't hurt i throw a lot of girth around these uh oh i'm gonna check you out to make sure you got the weight to hang with me oh i don't like this guy all right he's gonna check the dirtiness what's more gertie than a giant spiky shell that's worth a hundred current points dirt check comment on the body coming up that's where the real heavy comes from look at this guy look him up in this nintendo no a super heavy weight right here 10 000 curse points there's no getting around it you got heavy like i've never seen before and you fall it gets in your way you'll just have to curse him up mature right now but i can't help it now you can unleash a powerful attack and anything right below you when you jump you can use the ground pound enemies underwater with our girts combined nobody can stop us why girls there's the red tentacle we were warned about this hello sir he's friendly enough there we go no not there please anywhere but there my achilles heel blue he's in so much pain oh he's dead nice that was that was the red thing for the ocean we had to look out for wasn't it oh yeah it's just over now neat is the level you just go up and that's the that's that's the level this level if i remember rightly can be torture because you can fall all the way to the bottom like it's literally just like no no you fell asleep shake the wii remote to wake up motion controls really enhance the experience uh combined with the enemies that make you repeatedly have to use them finally you arrive oh easier it's truly enchanting to finally meet my hapless victims i prepared a special morsel of a treat for you oh how about some magic well are you now in dimension d his mind bend and rail my attacks are 256 times more potent now far more powerful i could obliterate you with a raise of an eyebrow and we must duel like two gleaming banjos on a moonlit stoop i think i just gotta jump into them can you pierce this illusion uh [Music] apparently i can i think his illusion keeps spawning on top of him can't tell but he's dead next time we meet you me you will feast on a deadly eight-course meal [Music] ciao for now my mustachioed foe there's the red wind you gotta jump on it there we go you coming too lacking don't you dare knock me off i thought lakitu went for it he did he saw his opportunity this is so high tactical it's a totally undiscovered digi butterfly species near i must document it no mario please god help me oh shake that thorax for me baby come on the digibutter.near forum guys will be so jealous when i post these shots online this is the living embodiment of a redditor hold on a second before we get all friendly we should see if we're on the same page you met francis right what do you think of the guy first impression nerdy but to sum him up what do you think about him he's a monster he's a techie he's a stallion you think francis is a nerdy irresistible guy basically a stallion imagine that you and i feel the same way about him stallion yeah carrie this is one of the more practical pixels you hop on and you move really fast of all the characters you've seen so far which one would be your spirit character animal i mean all of us are watching the live stream on twitch.tv here as we're part of a discord server the rt game subreddit where we share posts we share spicy maymays that we find on the internet many people here seem to take an interest in anime post online of forums of course clearly i identify strongest with boomer because i don't understand y'all you have reached the door to master super secret lair only master is allowed inside you must confirm your identity for security purposes from your identity i'm so true or false to the following statements starship x naught comics are never to be removed from their plastic sleeves true role-playing games should be no less than 180 hours long not counting side quests true 23 23 welcome home master masters fantasy fortress is safe from intruders that's a lot of posters that an evil bot something up on the shelf there it's got a gamecube on the shelf and a virtual boy oh no give us the key he do be a nerd i mean he's living in like an 8-bit fortress who plays games in 2021 though like video games that's so 2016. let's plays there's there so 2010 who does that video games aren't supposed to be fun they're supposed to be controversial talking points if you like a video of certain video games that other people don't like what is wrong with you castle is too complex for my brain don't worry francis isn't the only nerd on the scene here hi you know i happen to be somewhat of a nerd myself we know wait a meow moment you look nothing like master only master francis and totally hot babes are allowed to enter all others we get the kitty lasers oh that's quite violent ah oh god here we go this bit i bought games i have never played that are you human true a sweet cover illustration is way more important than the storyline why do you even consume media troop oh no no no no no no true i love going on message boards and complaints oh people in chat are being called out here you like the new paper mario here's why you're wrong i've never played it but it's not the thousand-year door an essay oh man a real girl in my room this is so high technical oh yeah booty up swoon.exe activate nerd 2 baby interface mod with real time wound here we go ah welcome to my castle how do you do nerd what on earth is this what's going on here i boot this baby up whenever it's time to talk to the uh ladies what is your name my name you can call me annoyed sorry buddy i'm not telling my name to a geek like you whoa what an ice queen she she's so cold i'm shocked you know man she's hard to get but that's pretty hot too you can be feisty but i must say it uh adds to your charm you think i'm chairman oh wait wait i picked the wrong option am i really that cute you're making me flush [Music] oh you you smell pretty wow they're like so we are so perfect for each other it's destiny we should get married will you marry me married if you would have me francis senpai hey who's picking these responses for me i'm not marrying this dork i shouldn't even be having this conversation i came to save teepee where is she uh quickly francis you gotta think boomer oh no pichu's boo uh oh boomer exploded my graphics card yeah real babes are scary i'm gonna stick the 2d ones you're my only online offline friend francine so noah will take you away from me oh he's disappeared can't see me that's because my invisibility powers are totally high technical feel the right of the jilted x-dot in the season finale of the grotesque chronicles he's trying to lick us we have to be careful pretty sure that's how you get set away the prison he's trying to flash us with his camera trying to lick us again trying to lick and flash you that's how you go to jail yeah it's not a good combination not a good image for this guy let's kill him swiftly oh no he got me you've been swallowed oh no [Music] oh he's gonna cry mercy he did it we defeated an internet user thank you thank you mario oh you've no idea what psychological torture i've endured the real heart was inside tippy all along it's the wizard of oz but there's a nerd in it my therapist will hear about the voice no end of chapter goodbye francis may he choke on a cheeto i don't know like how do you wish ill will to him anatasya it's time we set him on these pests and some i can take care of that for you count lovely exclaimed count black return to your post my dear minions as he come on count hail black treat that as one black there as they spoke in unison you know there's still time you can still change your mind that is enough natasha we've already come this far so we should for john you need to stay by count black side you can depart with my blessing oh no my count i couldn't be doing that my life is already sworn to you yeah it's belong to you since the day you saved me i'm sticking it out with you until my game ends okay someone's got a crush bye-bye my how interesting the tassie and the count of such deep conversations oh so what is our dear count playing at oh well i'll let him worry about that i must attend to my own projects oh chapter four one into outer space welcome to super mario galaxy you're the ones looking for the pure heart squirrel cuter than i thought how do you know about the pure iron what about us you allied with count black i demand answers oh no scary faces you can call me squirms i'm your captain [Music] what is it that you remember something no i have to go potty i really have to go i can't hold it anymore oh oh there's a toilet right here that's convenient here i see some more hey whoever's using the toilet is having a good time in there any paper please amore just a sheet for me amore i mean strictly speaking we're all made of paper could i just like pass some squirts and let them wipe their hats greetings young explorer welcome to this remote land you must be bush i'm what's known as an active senior explorer the name's blappy i'm 72. everyone on it for a big snack i hunted for the big treasure of space it's big it's treasure and it will be mine at last and the clue in the space ruins so explore to explore i'll cut you a deal 1000 coins i just steal the clue wait it's now 100 coins i'll buy it you got an ancient clue paperwork clues about the location of space treasure this is paper we can use here's the clue go wipe your ass fleep has a waited for you at last we meet miyamore my sweet sweet paper now we do parrot and roy for down no more no more more burps can't take it anymore squirt will burst oh relief he's sleeping you can turn over sections of the screen something good might be hiding back there for you to pick up wait you didn't use any toilet paper well all right very unhygienic but all he had to do was piss stan look he could have taken a and if he didn't wipe it's disgusting squat this hole what a lovely shape i don't know why but i want to be squeezed into there someone squish me in sure in you go squeezer something's missing definitely i can't shake it only one solution that's right squirts must eat something yummy gross will not move until squirts eat something good this i declare oh chosen what will fulfill the strange aliens desire something sweet that starts with show and ends with late horse cholate chipotle not quite but i appreciate the enthusiasm there's a 7-eleven out here have a twinkly day welcome to twinkle mare if we're not close we're open what you're looking for today just grab whatever grabs your eye twinkle shoppers he's getting the cheap stuff follow me twinkled pink it gets lonely here so promise to come again okay we'll never return it's the last time you'll see this store chocolate and nuts melt together creating a full flavor with a clean finish it's a sweet chocolate sonata written for lovers it's pure coco love my tummy hurts [Music] that he literally split into all right about that scrubs got carried away pure heart that you're looking for is just ahead space grunts squirts you've done well you're a smart kid whose voice was that scorp oh who are you oh me just one of complex more promising minions the green thunder mr l spoilers this might be luigi just because you're in red doesn't mean you're strong how about you oh we got a fight oh he's kicking her ass we just get some fire hang on there we go burn him oh haha do you like him that is my dear metal brother he and i share a spiritual bond you know yes yes and his name is brobot mr l no oh gravitational loss of space allowed robot's potential to be fully realized hey mister it gets spoiled all the time by the red guy with the mustache i'll full your face wait why is squirts helping us now i thought squirms was against us luigi's dead fortune spa is next she'll smile right here on mr l mr l what a nut job we're finally here come on say hi to the skirp's mommy this is squirt's mommy the queen of scorpio her name is scorpina the 14th mommy hid the pure heart in the woe zone where no one can get to it so 1500 years ago skirts was put to sleep in a hibernation capsule corpse is meant to bring the hero here to protect the world squirrel my brain hurts this is like nintendo's understanding of their fan base and why in all of their titles from this point on they like try to reduce the plot as much as humanly possible it's a smooth brain the fifth your heart we did it it's kingdom hearts will the man in route shall wield formidable powers one shall stand against him the man in green shall use the chaos hearts power to bring darkness to oh oh no what you're saying is the man in green is our minion in training mr l luigi's gonna kill the universe is luigi the antichrist that's basically the pot plot of super paper mario yep no he's the antichrist what what are you thinking there's no possible way no one would allow it we can't be happy here we must leave for a place that will accept our love but blue mirrors there's such a place think i can't bear to see you hurt again our love has no home let us spend our lives searching together i beg of you again timpani marry me promise i will make you happy lemire i love you take me away take me to a world where we can be happy oh that can't be good dippy may be unable to maintain our pixel form for much longer pixel form what the heck does that mean well you see tippy was not always a pixel i found her in a true form exhausted cursed to wander true dimensions forever he was hanging by a thread barely alive so i took a desperate measure using my ancestor's magic i transformed her soul into a pixel and thus tippy was born i'm sure you feel well enough my dear i'll be fine this is no time to stay in bed anyway die i want to be near mario i will not hold you back these good people will surely need your knowledge heroes please take good care of tippy cut quite a nice view from here in midair but i can't yet see the pure heart wait mid-air oh [Applause] wow mario's dead end of all cragonon's coming no way you must crag on save us cragnon's bra cricketly crackly crew cracker wagga doogoo oh crag one day freak plant people came nerd cragnon named him floral sapiens the kidnapped betty cragnons we were peaceful brahs they give peace no chance rescue team of cracknons now need to be rescued we at end of our crag yes you call them stoners please you help you hook up cragnons hook up please no yeah there are stoners who's gonna tell us the code here he wants me to say please and they'll tell me say please you not hooking jasper right up jasperoid must here please this may be one of the few times in the mario cannon where mario says somebody finds three blocks lined up you hit him like this middle right left left right middle right left right right middle right right left middle middle left left left left middle middle now the konami code has seen better days go to last didn't you oh grab blah oh heck oh the whole gang's here that's the i'll hardly be underfoot you fight to your heart's content ciao anyway you ladder in for it now meet the new and improved oh chunks he's chunkier than ever i'm wondering if i can just spam fire yes i can you're doing great chunks he's dead it's so strong i gotta show my face to the count now hey i can't put me out of me misery good idea bowser encourages the murder and howard is weak sure so i'm done with it now on i'm all bra no brain um sure chunks away and it's time to park ciao [Music] there he goes ah what a cry baby i'm getting nothing so you ignored me or was that a yes better try one more time please talk to me no thanks nice sounds good been a while since i heard voices been a while since i talked gotta tell people how you feel they don't know gotta talk or no one hears you well listen weird question you got a motto or what whisper it to me huh oh yeah that's perfect i am loving that real good word real good timing it really got me right there in the heart on that note hang on a quick sec [Music] craggly ho into the florence fl floro sapien cave of doom flint craggly crag trottin adventure i don't know wait a second i'll never play well in the sticks how about craggly hoe haste danger flint craggly versus every cragonated mummy in floro sapience central you see flink craggly we can see here is a youtuber and he's just trying to work out the best video titles get the most clicks you there you run into my crew tell them i'm waiting and stomping impatiently your adventure personified thanks you kindly so we gotta find the film crew let's go further into the abyss oh i can flip it yeah well thank god it can do that they stole this from smash bros steve but this game came out first flora sapien using sprouts to mind control cragnons they see they attack don't let guard down brah crack you later let me just just burn them all you lose points for that you get what you deserve arty damn they were just stoned out of their minds leave them be no drugs in my mario game who builds the minecart track like this like what's the point it just seems like a huge waste on resources like sir we're out of iron deposits for the loop-de-loop god damn it man we need to mine more mario's gonna stare bomb like mario would get to the end and just like puke it's it's like tippy or just like mario mario what's wrong come there let me assist you with your departure from here let your aura shrink when it diminishes you can return to the village where the one who you seek awaits um how does this help him well he's dead dotty has joined your group daddy can miniaturize you so you can enter small spaces and avoid being noticed nice [Music] it's gonna be a bit hard to see this game now how much would i have to zoom the stream just so you can see mario at like a reasonable resolution enhance the image it's so small it's hard to even find him there he is let's play like this now uh i jumped off the the borders stopped moving because there's a pipe you know now we'll just go the other way and the screen is as small as mario ah so at long last you've come to play like late sleeping toddlers oh broccoli chunks has been brainwashed he's made into cabbage veggie chunks i called the boy oh cabbage don't be shy or cabbage introduce yourself cabbage i've yet to see anything that can withstand bowser on carry oh oh this might be it i need to get on carrie first okay just jump gee where do you how do you dodge that there we go he's very frail her brows is very strong broccoli oh we freedom hey what gravy am i doing in here belly's growling like a starving dog warrior rule number one never fight on an empty stomach just madness all right we've got to call it a day can't go buckling the warrior rules next time though you're done chunks away thunks we're in a cave there's a ceiling he's gone pretties beautiful things boy bring them to me more more more ma'am you appear to be made of cheese this world is made for beauty you need some proof and have a look at this [Music] well give us the heart and hear it in your voice you want it so badly you can barely think means we all seek beauty i dare you get in your high horse in comparison to you we're nothing like you the blabber hurts my ears and your swell is will to me i can stand you no longer rarely stoop to such things i'll destroy you myself consider it an honor i just come up here oh so i just gotta use them uh to kill okay there we go [Music] oh god but here i can use bowser a little better oh that instantly kills her beautiful even as i wills i am beautiful i think crackers was awesome he totally thought of his people first man you you wilted them what are you talking about those dudes were tossing trash to the river we had to drink that crud the dirty water was what drove our king bonkers don't you get it so then oh i feel like they could have just said that as once my fellow villagers see this they'll surely realize the error of their ways since the words of flint crazily reach them don't throw garbage no more yeah water man i mean it's easily our most precious treasure you know what i mean probably not the dirtier water and we'll just chill out here and be cool and we'll totally take those sprouts off your villagers noggins too man sounds like a fine way to keep the peace in the land keep those promises folks all right so everything is resolved that was rather unexpected turn of events we got another hurt i'm gonna have bowser just collecting the heart quite a bit because he's good against the bosses straight up double damage everything is right in the world again except the villagers we killed they're still dead it's a tradition in my village we believe that wishes on stars come true oh is that so in that case we better get wishing don't you think i don't need to wish anymore i already got my wish now i have everything i need right here and pani aren't you cold not at all i'm very warm and we stay like this just a little longer super i'm sorry this is like i think a combat arena world if i remember rightly oh the void is it's just there you stop now you wear the clothes of the crazy you must be if you mean to challenge me name is mario he's not here to challenge you so what begins challenger i am known as jade blooper guarding of the first gate prepare for game over [Music] round one fight [Music] it's too powerful no more i beg you your power is great challenger oh what a performance and what exotic garb you draped yourself in challenger reward for your victory i shall allow a glimpse of my treasure behold sir we're gonna need that real quick we don't live long before the void consumes all vassals to me oh these are my vassals should you beat them all you will prove you are the true hero yes i shall reward you with a pure heart of you best by other 99 samurai guys i will await your arrival at the palace the tournament has begun let's skill decide i see you look upon hill with eyes keeper of the second gate you run along the earth attacking the mobile blocks and i see you leap above deep pits dodge and wander a beast and i watch you and you will fall in battle by my merciless hand i will laugh at you he's dead my name floats like an ill wind for i am puffin fist guardian of the third gate oh god they're all gonna do this aren't they they're all gonna give us speech i've already forgotten all their names got him sir sir let me get back in the arena [Music] thank you he's so teeny super speedy he's just dead boy he's growing larger we have to hurry hurry why not pause and savor the show uh oh already far too late to stop count black black prophecy unfolds smoothly thanks to the chaos hack the light of each will be stuffed out one by one all things are meaningless aside from tympani no treasure mattered in the least to me this world is dying under the monocled gaze of you guessed it count black receive word of your nasty running without despicable count black fellow the legends are true ancestors truly did foretell these days princesses want you to shut up already and hand over the heart you haven't defeated all my 100 samurai guys but the situation is great but why not just for royal giggles the treasure sits on the 26th gate don't claim the pure heart you so richly deserve that explosion didn't even turn you black with soot it totally didn't even hurt you at all this stinks you guys are so dumb oh no surprise it's me it's mimi oh i think here i think i want to just throw stuff give me these please some of them are really chasing there we go that really hurt you're just a big bunch of bullies who hit cute little girls well it doesn't matter an incy teensy bit everything's perfect don't believe me look up at the sky uh-oh quickly 74 more rooms i have to hurry you're in a great hurry challenger will allow me to introduce us we don't have time uh-oh we've got to make it we can't fail now not now we've come so far oh wii remote is vibrating quite violently what's uh who's there what's going on i'm a little discombobulated myself so it's hard to say very least we seem to have returned the flip side what if king sammer and the summer guys and the pure heart i wonder do we dare go back in i think we should go through and we go again oh god there's nothing left wait i can feel something very faint it's the pure heart i can't believe anything is left here but we have to go take a look oh no because pure hearts can't handle the end of the world but yeah whatever i'll swipe it just for kicks mr l you can't do this let's check this thing out this bad boy is sporting the latest in robotics meet my new friend robot l-type all the damage we could inflict i get him there we go oh what no way my bro about l-type shoots missiles missiles i don't know what that has to do with it being destroyed but you laugh now but the green thunder never forgets mr l freak is a total insano feel like a gnome somewhere it's pure heart it's yeah sure glad we went through all that for a stupid heart-shaped rock better take it back to merlin he'll know what to do we got it you gotta rock disgrace there's no way i can show my face to count black after this perhaps that is for the best oh hey now whoa what's this you've lost your mind dementia don't worry it won't be so bad i promise i'll send those heroes your way soon just so you have someone to play with mr l is gone canonically dead bonnie what did you do with her i must see her fill your tongue bloomier can't you see you've been duped by a dirty human you've brought shame to my name into the entire tribe of darkness so what if i did that doesn't matter to me she's my entire world well then it will be in it will interest you to know that she no longer resides in this world but what do you mean by that this is the price those who resist their own fate must pay my son he no it can't be so someday you will see son our kind in humans must never mix i do not feel the typical energy from this pure heart even if you set this in a heart pillar it would do nothing what to do oh but then how do we save him i mean how do we save everyone from destruction to stop this prophecy we must defeat count black who started all of this to do that we will need all eight pure hearts as the light prognosticus says we're between a rock and a hard place but of dumb oh bad news for you there was no way in this world to restore the pure heart yeah sadly your hard work was all in vain he's just here ah yes it does and that's why i decided to give you a consolation prize [Music] oh everyone is dead he's straight up dead hey new faces tell me first time down here in the underwear ah just a little joke people don't arrive here twice oh what do you say what's the underwear you're kidding right and for a guy with no extra lives you're sure hilarious isn't it obvious this is where people go when their games are over some call it world minus one so just to stress this canonically for this game mario is dead bootleg i mean this has to be one of the few mario games to feature hell itself you what business do you have with me and queen jades mistress of the underwear ruler of those would end it games you're in this place your sins from your time among the living are weighed if your sins are light enough the bliss of the over there will be yours but if not you suffer for eternity among the game over let us weigh your sins it's a strange energy you brought something strange into the underwear by chance what is this oh no it could not be but how it's badly damaged yes what you hold is a pure heart who exactly are you to have a pure heart and what has happened to it oh wait that is my phone sorry i have to take this what love me is missing oh mercy i understand yes i will see to it okay bye okay just what i need i'm already short-handed what am i gonna do i'm amazed it's like your phone reception down here you're very far down that phone call i received just now it was the king of the over there granby one of the nimbys vanished from the over there and he asked me to look for her where it has reached me that someone has fallen into the river twigs some said it was a strange fellow dressed in green could not be love me still just in case i will suggest that you check there first someone else just landed in hell what sins have they committed oh boy how'd i end up in this stinky place oh blacks underlings grab me i remember that then and then oh forget it i just wish somebody would come help me it's luigi he's been in hell this entire time what why am i here i've committed a lot of sins who don't know about mario there was a time when you were away in an adventure you ever wonder why we don't see toad call around to the house these days luigi has joined your group there we go are you a handsome prince understand prince is only oh hold on a moment this doubt claim to be the prince for whom i pine priceless yeah verily very well then good prince let us confirm thy lineage thou art my prince and surely thou knows my name speak it to mine ears my name is truth i shall admit thou art mine one and only if you know my name you are clearly of royal descent nay nay such fouled as the very thought cannot be abided i cannot date a man so old and pleasant to the eye i shall return the mudder gag luigi's a handsome lad too there's a lot to like he's got his own mansion you know he's a he's a race car driver he's pretty good at tennis stays in shape if you kiss him i'm sure his mustache would tickle you he's not handsome he's sexy love me mind your manners you know this all happened because you wandered off without permission now apologize to these nice men at once um yeah oh yeah i'm sorry but thou art so hairy mario please accept this as a sign of my eternal thanks here oh straight up your heart is restored i have power over life and debt you see i was able to use that power to restore this pure heart i know not how you found it but this pure heart shows that fate is on your side take good care of it by the way it may please you to know that your game is not truly over somehow you ascend to the underworld are still very much alive my power can return you to your world if you so wish what would you like to do um i can just go back oh he's doing the chant continue into the magical void we go we did it peach and bowser is still dead wait is it possible that you're a fort hero funny you should say that i just found this interesting bit in the light prognosticus the seventh last pure heart will draw together two men that sounds far more gay than i think nintendo intended and when the light returns its brilliance will show the way the last hero yes as tippy said i think this fellow in green may be our final hero the single pure heart left to find you have to act quickly you have to stop that blue mirror what did i just bloom here wait hold on who in the world is that what am i saying done chapter 7 one subterranean vacation think we're still in hell greetings welcome to the wait why have you returned i died again you're queen jades my name is tippy i'm a friend of marios we we've come to find the pure heart that is hidden in this world what you are collecting pure hearts my things are packed and checked thrice i am ready to return to the over there idea strikes but you find heroes take lovely back to the over there for me take her back why would you ever need us to go do a thing like that the monster has once held up the need here but a recent earthquake freed us once it escaped with prison it began to wander this realm freely of course i could never send my daughter alone with such a savage beast on the loose he would take her back i would gladly open the way to the over there for him but avert thine eyes whilst we climb lest out it's a combat to my cuteness oh please he's not that superficial oh what's this then travelers have come oh now queen jade jd's demands i guard this door people i'm door guy the first lots of monster around folks lots of monsters so i've got to do a routine checks okay sorry for the trouble folks but i need to make sure you're trustworthy just a couple questions d-man a goes to the store and buys an equal number of tomatoes and eggplants eggplants cost seven coins a piece and tomatoes cost ten coins a piece okay the man is 50 coins when he goes into the store he comes out with five coins those are the facts now who is the most powerful person in the underwear green jd's correct jdb buys 667 pens for 13 coins each and buys 108 notebooks for 42 coins each he needs more money so he takes out 3756 coins from the bank and spends it all those are the facts now what is my name poor guy the 64th core panda a and bear b go to apple mountain for a day of apple picking right there are 120 apple trees on the mountain and each has a 20 apple yield a takes 10 seconds to pick each while b takes 20 seconds to pick each apple that was the facts now how many times did i just say the word apple oh how many was it over the middle oh thank god correct oh no an actually challenging question gotta go at this store we trap the raging beasts from the underwear inside you're serious we can actually tame it hey great idea sounds like a smart plan tell you what you head on in now mill you must actually you're next of kin while these jerks and shades keep jumping me and what's with the dark peaches in here and i'm hungry what did i do to deserve this the bowser also went to hell see your little plan you want to break up what me and peach have going you've been waiting for a chance to fire bobby in the back uh no we just don't know where she is cat it you ugly little bug i'll stop the truth out of you charge oh oh no get him there we go bowser's dead again bag why do i always lose what is wrong with me i get up every time though as many times as it takes to send you to the underwear oh sir i'm sorry to break this to you but we're already there [Music] what what are you talking about do i look like a guy whose game is over you have to wake up bowser the accident was hours ago this is a challenging platform in sequence it's the metal gear solid ladder now queen jd's demands i guard this door folks i'm door guy to second all right question one look closely at the objects on the screen folks okay how many red objects were there there was three question two watch that screen now how many triangles were there folks it was three questions three eyes at the screen folks it's the same amount of shapes each time what color are the moving objects think they were blue that's your answer eh now next question off the top of your head what number question is this four getting tired yet folks don't give up this is the last question look closely at the screen oh my god what shape was the most plentiful i think it was four triangles [Music] you answered eighty percent of the questions correctly oh i got one wrong counted flaw strokes at night it sharpens the brain let's go like that i can't let you pass try again okay folks election results are in the triangle is your new present your brain ages must be very young folks i mean i don't know if that's how you measure it because if i say i've got the brain of a seven-year-old it's not necessarily like a good thing younger doesn't mean better here i lack experience in life younger equals faster learning yes but like is a one-year-old smarter than a 40-year-old does that does that's literally a game show are you smarter than a 10 year old you're at your absolute pinnacle of intelligence the moment you were conceived it all goes downhill from there oh queen jd's demands i guard the store people i am door guy the third take a second see if you folks are worried to pass through can i get a little underchamp [Music] oh you folks are worthy of passing through you should be able to beat this guy if you want to head on through you gotta fight ready go oh blue on the chop breeds blue fire now that's hot barrier takes tree damage it'll under chop it smell stinky breath oh no it's putrid uh do i just attack deal two damage to right under chub i'm gonna die real quick here i just set off a bomb [Music] eight damage how much damage you suddenly do 20 damage oh that's a success yellow other trump takes 20 damage [Music] he defeated the underchamp bowser received six thousand points gersh has triumphed at the over there stairs stair one uh let's get climbing i guess you got a blue apple i just want to stockpile these oh here's peach is she oh no peach wait the peach as peach just committed the first sin here are we going to be cast out of heaven be over there team it with magical trees whose fruit make many an odd effect fruit of golden hue make people so satisfied they fall out into a deep sleep i mean deep sleep the kinda does not wake up from for a hundred years you gotta be kidding okay i'm a patient cooper but i'm not that patient isn't there any way to wake her up soon pray wherefore would i know of such we have other apples we have blue apples or my father's words long ago he said love me don't eat that one fruit or you're i said one in the tree in the over there bored taboo fruit that could wake at anyone and all we know is that we need to find a kind of fruit marvelous oh we gotta lose something let's go find any kind of fruit we can blue apple [Music] i do hope this wakes princess peach up guess it's not that one what if we give a second blue apple okay how long does it seem to be working either what if we give a third blue apple okay red apple let's try this how does someone just like eat an apple in their sleep too like that i'm just trying to think about that oh it's the red apple princess peach oh thank goodness he woke up oh what's happening make it stop oh no it that wasn't the right one okay here's another one okay let's get the other two where am i it says peach oh thank goodness you woke up what's happening a mustache get some lip wax now uh pink apple oh no what about this one please let this be the taboo fruit [Music] oh looks as though she's waking up gross it worked princess peach you're awake luigi you're safe and sound you concerned hubby over here princess peach he's been like left hanging for a high five there must have caused you all so much trouble i'm so sorry i'm so very happy to see all of you again trying to do my best to make up for the time loss yeah we got peach back entire gang is together since yo we all died i am cirrus i'm a newborn cloud pleased to meet you got big dreams big ones i want to be the biggest cloud i could be i heard about this one guy can grow big just by eating a mushroom that would be so cool find a big making thing like that and give it to me ah was it red i did it out of a big cloud from now i'll just call me super serious number little bitty cloud for me and i'm a real bouncy so hop on top oh luigi is dead just burns up in the upper atmosphere they would not arrive at the shrine as easily as lovely predicted why not because something unexpected and dramatic was about to happen game you can't just say something exciting is about to unfold you gotta prove that it's like me saying like like before a stream like this will be the funniest stream you've seen you will laugh you will type lol in the chat i gotta i gotta earn that nice joke bunny man cracks the silly that's like that's like a bad newspaper headline like funnyman on twitch.tv cracks a maymay speak what has happened hitter fox verley yan fell beats had been flooded into the over there of light they seek the pure heart they need it for they had some plan most fell shakespeare must be like rolling in his grave this is not how i wanted it to be used shakespeare was inspired by this game honestly hey shakey boy where'd you get all your inspiration from supers paper marios hey willy shakes okay that's the worst one let's stop right there shut us die trap foul one speaker stop my father fail well if thou has hurt a whisker on his face i shall end all that is you what you little brat hey you guys falling oh the hour is nine ninja brigade i heard that already oh oh god it's gonna be all out war you're going down now our toast famous line of uh macduff the shakespeare there thou art toast macbeth thou art done it for uh let me just just climb the stairs tough fight father father i thought all right love me thou should not have come flee from here oh a touching scene to be sure what the i should make your acquaintance i assure you my name is bone chill i am something of an evil celebrity in certain circles of the underwear an evil celebrity is that just like a criminal he's he's an influencer oh no speak of the pure heart i speak of you love me it is you what say is doubt the pure heart was hidden ingeniously to keep it away from evil sorts like me granby changed the pure heart into a nimby that he called his own daughter many thanks for delivering the pure heart want to deal with you none can stop me i shall be invincible please as your game ends remember it is an honor to have it ended by my talents uh-oh uh-oh get him luigi that does a lot of damage considering he's only got 80 health he's almost dead i think one more would do it yeah luigi just annihilated him oh he's very dead luigi op speakers to me now mother father and thee i doubt verily my parents wait a minute why do you what pretty mudder speak is the truth to me love me you were adopted you are not really our child oh it is true the pure heart was always in danger of falling into the hands of evil darling the crimes and i decided to transform it into a shape that no one would suspect oh what was that pure had that struggle against the lovely identity it's seeking its true form but that sends someone nearby worthy of possessing it it must be these fair folk if thou turns back into the pure heart the nimby known as love be will cease to exist the world would end if i did not do it is this not so so i should just why do i explain myself to thee thou art not my real father so quiet what oh no think of all the times that was scolded at me i did know i was not long for this world why does that why did stout not let me have fun instead i suffered an angry fake father and a nagging fake mutter oh giving me a break i must do it whether that wish or not it shall be a relief [Music] we got a real happy ending i think guys you know everything worked out love being made to heaven we reunited with our family and no one's gonna die pair of thee they are not real parents i hate thee oh jesus it is true that we created you as a means of protecting the pure heart the grams and i came to love you as a true daughter who wanted to be with you for all time to protect you you became a part of us after you were wrong to create you and if we only cause pain we apologize i am sorry for lying earlier because in truth i love thee both [Music] thou must prevail no one else in the universe feel this sadness okey-dokey okie dokie luigi please it's an emotional moment oh like this is terrible now like the child is like kind of a race and i can't i'm just laughing because luigi's just like here we go dear count that's the name blue mirror ring a bell where did you hear that name dementio oh the mustache man's pixel went on and on she said i must stop lumiere but i suppose there's no reason to pay any mind to the ramblings of a pixel ciao for now my count count black if um if that pixel is who you think it is it's still time you can still stop the prophecy from destroying everything you know not what you were saying natasha prophecy can no longer be stopped by count black no one can stop it come to count black heroes you hope to save these worlds then come la black lumiere my son don't even your ancestors could not handle that dark book if you open it there's no telling what might happen i do not care father a world without her is empty a life without her is empty speak dark prognosticus eat your dark history i await your command black we're getting some nostalgia blacks in much of the dark prophecy has already come to pass but stop it we must it was by complex hand that the chaos heart was summoned bringing this peril without him the prophecy's power will wither and all worlds can avoid their ends yes suppose you're right i guess we always knew that didn't we that black span of nothing you will find castle black we face battles higher than any you have endured thus far you're ready to face this challenge and please go forward here we go chapter 8 one the impending darkness horrible day it's our chunky boy slap me down with a slap a button i never would have thought you'd make it here big talking to chump who gets stomped again and again how dare ya you heard me you're going down chunky boy don't you worry i've had egg salad sandwiches chunkier than this guy it's gersh versus chunk that you weren't expecting that where are you where's your flapping mountain now time for an old-fashioned no old's bird rumble i feel like he might be almost dead yes he is oh uh oh ah chunks you saved us what are you waiting for get out of this place hey super stupid bros get the princess into the next room now but this is really pointless bowser you don't need the ball die here your hand's equivalent like a ladle of me mum's lard gravy don't be the tough guy go i am a tough guy you get out no you get out no you well i guess they're both dead bowser we don't have time we must keep going bowser's dead again toxic masculinity killed bowser oh no merlin what are you doing here find a fascinating pass through the light prognostica so i rushed here to tell you to get the count black it seems you must hit this totally unsuspicious block why don't you give it a jolly old whack merlin looking kind of sus am i right that's some that's some generation z humor there i'm so hip and trendy with the kids aren't i that's right your dad knows what's popular too let me get that that's why i get the victory royale on this twitch channel well we had no choice how magnificent you have arrived i saw in the stars you would survive don't fall for it mario heroes not flee for i am the lovely and mysterious merly my beauty and the stars lead you here rest now for you of nothing to fear now which of these do you despise like please francis oh no yeah no what's going on oh it's my sweet sweet francine you thought you saw the last of me oh no not again this guy takes a while to fight too no no not again no no stop eating me takes a sweet time there we go that's it i'm gonna run a simulation of my computer to figure out what went wrong you'll regret the day you crossed me mario put everything you hate in there how did you get through all that icky stuff talk about a dirty trick you should be ashamed of yourself golly you sure are a lot of talk when you have your little boyfriends to protect you oh with this peach you're not really going to stay out of this i am a princess and she has thrown mud at my dignity you too leave me be understood oh she's doing that thing where she snaps her neck again come on peach we need to like tear off all our limbs again that's a new one okay um well you seem to be missing me i appreciate the effort the slow battle i think she's lost some of her legs it's hard to tell there we go oh i don't get it i got beat by a princess oh she's crying i know peach you gotta you gotta come with us mimi you can't stay here go find somewhere safe yeah right like you care ah what was that loud noise princess it won't open it's like mario brothers like your one job is saving peach silly princess what are you doing what am i doing i just left it to action without even thinking want your stupid help just leave me alone no i can't do that i've been very very bad but i can't leave you here to die i don't know how you were raised but i was taught to help people in need each wait i've got you well i guess they're both dead the monarchy of the mushroom kingdom is in tatters there is no one on the throne anymore oh no i'm de-jumped [Music] damn you game you seem to be missing the ravishing princess and the arm flailer dementia we don't have time to trade barbs with you move out of our way i see you're in a hurry allow me to get out of your way then just as soon as you defeat me you have to come get me first it'll be like a game of tag with magic magic tag oh tagic tag oh we're all the way back here we're back at the very start except you know the black hole is here now this is like one of the first 3d bits we encountered time to replay the whole game rt's sure is taking a long time to beat this game guys still on like the second chapter oh do i just have to let me just catch up with them remember this world is dead i've been watching you you're the only ones that can stand up to count black so i have a favor to ask will you help me destroy the count what are you talking about you want to betray him betray him oh no it is count black who has betrayed me he said he would destroy all worlds and create a new perfect world in their place but he was lying he plans to obliterate every world and then keep them all in ruin i've long known about his nefarious goal i could never hope to stop him on my own i feigned loyalty to him as i searched for someone who could defeat him with me [Music] you see that is why i rescued the princess from certain brainwashing that's why i sent you to the underwear to fix the broken pure heart i'll give you the power you need to crush cow fleck just fight by my side no way dementia still you refuse but this offer drifts with generosity with the chaos hearts in our hand we can rule the every world do you still refuse no way you spit upon my offer you've wasted my time for that your game ends they'll start with the green one he looks like a pushover pushover i'll show yous a pushover kick his ass luigi here we go get him luigi i don't know how much help he's got but i think luigi's doing well especially if he spawns at the bottom like that see that now your power is formidable which is exactly why i can't let you fall on the complex velvet line gloves oh we will both taste the agony of game over in by magic oh no luigi's gonna die again ciao luigi's just like we see him die there's no way he lived but luigi you're right mario it hurts but you're right we must scream for him later mario that's your only family that died like not even tippy here mario's just like we must move on what the not even like a minute he's smiling that was just super mario there's no more bros oh it's just us left now isn't it it reminds me of the time we first met we thought all your friends were dead then too mario but now we know with certainty they're dead i promise you that i would help you find your friends now they're all gone forever turns out barrio is actually a hitman i guess if you think about it like mario's sociopath terms right he finally killed bowser his brother is out of the picture so you know he's like the sole player character now and you know maybe peach didn't give him any cake after that like all the time so he had to save her so you know he just wanted to kill her someone alert that pat we made it let's see you've come at last so you really are the hero of the light prognosticus but you were far too late to stop the dark prognosticus and me in case you forgot count black the world of no meaning was our meeting meaningless as well answer me bloomier you know the answer to timpani count black does not have to tell you that the hour has grown too late you should know that by now count black is the leader of worlds my fate is written in the dark prognosticus do not think for a moment i will hesitate to strike you down all now ends we have time for one more black please protect it how laughable is that all the heroism you can muster let me show you true power attacks aren't doing anything it's being shielded by the chaos heart come on you're giving up already oh you're all here but how i fell through the floor before i got flattened by the ceiling fell through two and landed right in bowser it was a surprisingly soft landing it's like i actually died pure hearts it's the power of friendship and love huh my barrier is gone let us finally end this now the true battle begins but who is the battle wish i hear you ask we count blank here we go we learned the one strategy that has been tried and tested this entire game burnham burnham has just survived a lot of black holes historically in the past you know like even in the galaxy games quite often happens go he's dead it's too strong company when you vanish the search long for you never gave up looking i searched and searched but i never found you but out here the world held no meaning or joy i'll use the forbidden prophecy of the tribe of ancients to end all worlds i want to destroy everything that had taken you away from me but i'm here now no one can keep us apart anymore don't you see it's too late count black has done so much evil it must end just knowing that you are still alive and knowing that the world you still live in will continue it gives me peace do not have long to live i must end my game before the voyage destroys us all but we're finally together again oh count look out latazia billy his assistant absorbed my attack to protect him what an adorably hopeless gesture of course this is my moment even if the count dies the chaos heart won't disappear if i continue to control it but i needed the power of the pure hearts to beat him i couldn't do that on my own i had you do all of the sweaty labor for me and you even use your pure hearts to defeat count black if they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans i owe you one they're all yours mr l wait a minute uh oh why am i flapping my arms this isn't good [Music] luigi was mr l all along i thought it was peach oh luigi has become the embodiment of chaos [Music] oh green luigi dark prognostica says he's the ideal host for the power of the chaos art that's a bit weird says here in this passage that luigi's the antichrist huh now the chaos heart is mine i will use this to destroy all worlds and create perfect new ones so shall we get started now i have all i need to become the king of all worlds what is it with luigi like invoking ancient evil it happened in tennis as well it's weird it's happened twice i'm gonna be honest with you oh uh i cannot remember how i'm supposed to get him i am now invincible there is nothing you can do now it is time for the destruction to begin let it begin with you as you wallow in helplessness like upside down turtles l power all we can do is give up what are you saying you promised we would find happiness together is that all just a lie the mirror snap out of it how can you think it would end here after all we have suffered without each other we found each other again because we stayed alive how can you admit defeat i will not i will not give up you promised we'd find happiness you promised that's right count chunks and mimi so i'm going to say anything that natassia is dead just just thinking about it listen count i promised me life as well and i'm not afraid to live up to it so you gotta let me help i mean there's no way dementia was getting away with this he pulled a really dirty trick on you but we'll always stick by your side [Music] my loyal minions pure hearts but why isn't it obvious bloomier pure hearts are the very feelings of our souls as long as we feel love they live on by the power of love and friendship what's happening i'm not invincible anymore that was just like oh let's go [Music] you can now be hurt we just get him and he's dead the lesson learned is that bowser is way too strong luigi's dead again how could i have lost with the power of luigi and the chaos arch luigi is like com absolutely vital to the success of this plan goodbye now dementia we'll add a footnote to the prophecy about your failure i think this is the end this isn't finished you can't stop this now you can't escape i've been saving one last surprise ciao oh luigi it's not quite dead i thought the chaos heart would disappear if the person controlling it fell the mancho must have left behind a shadow of his power to continue controlling it it won't last long but it may be enough to ensure the end of every world oh great so what do we do now kill luigi i don't know if that's the solution there's only one thing that we can do now luigi has to die we must ascend the temple and pierce luigi's heart with the sacrificial blade you still love me yes bloomier of course i do you must come with me all we need is true love and that is something i am lucky enough to possess but with the chaos hack gone the pure hearts and those linked to them they may cease to exist you mean you might go away i don't want you to go i do not have long to live anyway but you tim penny [Music] it pains me to know this may cut your game short still there is no other way to end this i know bloomer i know oh it's happening luigi just starts screaming it's like oh oh i'm sorry this emotional moment but i just can't take it seriously because of everything with luigi we're all gonna die i never had the chance to return your question lumiere do you still love me as well of course i've thought about you every moment since you disappeared i've caused you so much suffering perhaps my life would have been more carefree without you that is true but i have to be with you tim connie i will never apologize for that i know bloomer and i love you and i love you timpani hundreds of thousands of years from now that fact will not have changed do you remember the problems we made to each other that day yes i remember so it's a place where we could be happy together we would find it will you come with me to that place now lumiere of course i will i will always be with you okey-dokey let's go great sleeping bag monkeys natasha she draws fresh once again but if someone should have checked will tippy and count black gun what could have happened to them i shudder to think about it but surely when the prophecy was nullified [Music] oh no they're alive [Music] yeah they're finally united they overcame time and fulfilled their old vows somewhere the count is living together with tippy and happiness count no i'm all alone what am i gonna do now at least she actually mourns the loss of the count like when luigi was dead mario was just like we must move on the dark prognosticus again faded into history count blue mirren's love lady timpani bolt vanished where did the pair go no no and so the story of the last book of prophecies comes to an end [Music] may we meet again in another time and place the final black count what was the final black count 160 my god the end it is very sad i just i i can't get over the absurdity of just mario just like we have to continue it is not time to grieve like if tippy said it i'd kind of understand it because like mario will be upset but like mario to say that mario is a sociopath lets her go [Music] you

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