>>K DUDE, REMEMBER,
YOU MAKE A BUNCH OF NOISE, THEN WHEN THEY COME OUT OF THE TENT, I'LL JUMP OUT AND
SCARE THEM. >>GOT IT.
>>OKAY. ON MY SIGNAL.
ONE, TWO-- >><em>OKAY,</em> <em>YOUR TURN.
WOULD YOU RATHER GO OUT WITH JASON OR MATT?</em> >><em>OH!
UM, WELL, JASON IS TALL AND PRETTY CUTE</em> <em>AND MATT IS PALE AND SICKLY...
SO I GUESS I'D HAVE TO GO WITH...</em> <em> MATT. YEAH.</em> >>PALE AND SICKLY?
IT MUST BE A DIFFERENT MATT. <em>>>MATT MEESE.
[GIGGLING] >>OKAY, OKAY, YOUR TURN.</em> <em>WOULD YOU RATHER KISS MATT OR JASON?
>>THAT'S EASY.</em> <em>MATT.
HE REMINDS ME OF A DEAD KITTEN.</em> <em>>>CUTE!
[GIGGLING] >>PLUS JASON PLAYS QUARTERBACK,</em> <em>EW!
>>EW!</em> <em>>>GROSS.</em>
>>DUDE ARE YOU GETTING THIS? >>I LIKE IT, BUT I HATE IT.
<em>>>OKAY, OKAY.</em> <em>WOULD YOU RATHER KISS JASON
OR CUT OFF YOUR OWN ARM WITH</em> <em>A POCKETKNIFE?
>>WHICH ARM?</em> <em>>>UH, THE RIGHT ONE.
>>TOUGHIE.</em> <em>PROSTHETIC AFTERWARDS?
>>NUH-UH.</em> <em>>>UH, CAN I KISS SOMEONE ELSE?
CAN IT BE KIM JONG UN?</em> <em>>>NO.
>>HOW ABOUT JUST A HANDSHAKE?</em> <em>>>ONLY IF YOUR HAND IS NOW A STUMP.
>>OH!</em> <em>FINE!
THE ARM!</em> <em>THE ARM!
MHM.</em> <em>>>YOU MADE THE RIGHT CALL.
>>YEAH.</em> >>MAYBE WE SHOULD GO.
>>DON'T YOU LEAVE ME. >>MAYBE WE SHOULD STAY.
<em>>>OKAY, NOW YOU.</em> <em>WOULD YOU RATHER KISS MATT OR SAVE A BUSLOAD
OF ORPHANS?
</em> <em>>>OH, THAT'S A HARD ONE.
ARE THEY CUTE ORPHANS?</em> <em>>>THEY'RE ADORABLE.
>>OH, THERE ARE A LOT OF ORPHANS...</em> >>YOU'RE A LOT OF ORPHANS!
<em>>>WHAT?</em> <em>WHOA, WHO WAS THAT?</em>
>>HI. THIS IS SARAH FROM THE OTHER TENT.
SO, I WAS WONDERING WHAT DO YOU SEE SO MUCH IN THAT MATT GUY?
<em>>>ARE YOU KIDDING?</em> <em>HE'S SO INTRIGUING WITH HIS UNI-BROW,
AND HIS SALLOW SKIN, AND HIS FORKED UVULA.</em> <em>>>AND HIS OBVIOUS DISREGARD FOR HYGIENE.</em>
>>YEAH. >>I PREFER JASON MYSELF.
<em>>>GROSS.</em> <em>HE WORKS OUT.
HE DRESSES REALLY WELL.</em> [SOUNDS OF DISGUST] >>THIS IS ALSO SARAH.
I LIKE MATT FOR HIS WINNING WIT AND PERSONAL CHARM.
<em>>>WHAT?</em> <em>YEAH, YOU MUST BE TALKING ABOUT A DIFFERENT
MATT.</em> >>MHM.
<em>>>UM, SARAH, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY A</em> <em>WOULD YOU RATHER?</em>
>>OKAY! WOULD YOU RATHER KISS JASON OR--
<em>>>THE OTHER THING!</em> <em>YEAH.
>>NO, NO, LET HER FINISH!</em> <em>>>OKAY.</em>
>>OR BE TORTURED TO DEATH BY TERRORISTS? <em>>>YOU HAD ME AT TORTURE!
[GIGGLING] >>AREN'T THOSE</em> <em>BASICALLY THE SAME?
>>YEAH.</em> <em>[GIGGLING]</em> >>OKAY WE'RE PLAYING
A DIFFERENT GAME. <em>>>WHOA, SARAH'S VOICE IS WIGGING OUT.</em>
>>I MEAN, LET'S NEW GAME. LET'S PLAY SOMETHING ELSE.
<em>>>OH I KNOW!</em> <em>KISS, MARRY, KILL.
>>YEAH!</em> >>FINE.
GEORGE CLOONEY, BRAD PITT, WILL SMITH.
WHO WOULD YOU KISS? WHO WOULD YOU MARRY?
WHO WOULD YOU KILL? <em>>>HM...
UM, I'D KISS BRAD, MARRY WILL,</em> <em>KILL JASON GRAY.
>>ME TOO!</em> >>I WASN'T EVEN ONE OF THE OPTIONS!
<em>>>WHAT?WHO WAS THAT? >>WHAT?</em> >>GOT TO GO, UM, MAKE UP
AND LEGGINGS, ETCETERA. <em>>>DO YOU THINK THEY'RE GONE?
>>I THINK WE GOT THEM.</em> >>OH MAN! BEST PRANK EVER. >>YOUR MALLORY VOICE IS SO GOOD.
>>IT'S DEEPER THAN YOU THINK.
