>>GOOD MORNING CLASS. MY NAME IS PROFESSOR WILCOX AND WELCOME TO
PHOTO-BOMBING 101. NOW A LITTLE BIT ABOUT MYSELF.
I GRADUATED WITH A DOCTORATE OF PHOTO BOMBING AT HARVARD.
>>IS THAT A REAL DEGREE? >>OH, OPPS, I MISSPOKE.
ACTUALLY I PHOTO-BOMBED A GRADUATE RECEIVING HIS DOCTORATE AT HARVARD. OH.
HOW'D THAT GET THERE? NOW I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOUR CLASS T.A.
MELVIN JONES. MELVIN COMES FROM A LONG LINE OF PRESTIGIOUS
PHOTO-BOMBERS. >>YES, MY GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT
GRANDFATHER WAS KNOWN AS ONE OF THE FIRST PHOTO-BOMBERS.
>>DID THEY EVEN HAVE PHOTOGRAPHS BACK THEN? >>THEY DID NOT.
HE WAS A PORTRAIT BOMBER. HE HAD TO HOLD THAT POSE FOR 20-HOURS.
>>NOW THAT'S DEDICATION. NOW, FOR PROFESSIONAL
PHOTO-BOMBERY IT'S IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER MBF.
MARRIAGE, BIRTH, AND FUNERALS. WHO CAN TELL ME WHY THAT IS?
>>BECAUSE PHOTO BOMBING THESE CAUSES THE MOST ANNOYANCE TO
THE PHOTOGRAPHER AND SUBJECT. >>EXACTLY.
ANYONE CAN PHOTO BOMB A FAMILY PHOTO, BUT THE MBF'S ARE ONCE IN A LIFETIME,
USUALLY. WELL, NOT SO MUCH MARRIAGES
THESE DAYS. YES. >>HOW DO YOU PHOTO BOMB A BIRTH?
DON'T THEY ONLY ALLOW IN IMMEDIATE FAMILY AND
MEDICAL PERSONNEL? >>EXCELLENT QUESTION.
MELVIN, WOULD YOU LIKE TO EXPLAIN? >>I WOULD LOVE TO.
THE KEY IS TO DISGUISE YOURSELF. I HAVE IMPERSONATED, DOCTORS, NURSES,
AND EVEN BABIES. >>YOU PRETENDED TO BE A DOCTOR.
ISN'T THAT DANGEROUS? >>OH, EXTREMELY.
YES. I HAVE HAD TO DELIVER A
SHOCKING NUMBER OF CHILDREN. >>NOW FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DID THE READING
I ASSIGNED OVER THE BREAK, WHO CAN TELL ME HOW
THE DIGITAL CAMERA HAS AFFECTED THE PHOTO-BOMBER.
AGAIN, YES. >>WELL WITH FILM, PEOPLE DIDN'T KNOW THAT
THEY'D BEEN PHOTO-BOMBED UNTIL IT WAS TOO LATE,
BUT NOW WITH DIGITAL CAMERAS, PEOPLE CAN VIEW AND DELETE
THEIR PHOTOS INSTANTLY. >>YOU ARE THE HERMIONE GRANGER
OF THE PHOTO-BOMB WORLD. AND SHE'S ABSOLUTELY CORRECT.
THAT'S WHY SUBTLETY IS A CRUCIAL SKILL TO DEVELOP,
BUT IF YOU'RE TOO SUBTLE, IT CAN BACKFIRE. NOW WHO CAN TELL ME WHERE I AM ON THIS PHOTO?
>>ARE YOU THE RANDOM GUY IN THE BACKGROUND? >>NO, I AM THE TREE.
THIS IS A GOOD EXAMPLE OF BEING OVERLY SUBTLE. NOW SOME OF YOU SUFFER FROM A CONDITION KNOWN
AS "LP". LAME POSES.
MELVIN HERE WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO COMBAT "LP". >>FOR BEGINNERS, IT'S GOOD
TO START WITH THE BASICS SUCH AS THE SASQUATCH, THE NIXON,
AND THE CHEERLEADER. FOR THE MORE ADVANCED PRACTITIONERS WE HAVE
THE CRAZED FLY FISHERMAN, WE ALSO HAVE THE WITCH ON A BROOMSTICK, AND THE SPACEMAN.
I HAD TO FALL FROM A THREE-STORY BUILDING TO GET THAT EFFECT.
>>NOW BEFORE WE CLOSE, I WOULD LIKE TO TEACH YOU THE NUMBER ONE RULE OF PHOTO BOMBING.
ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS MAKE SURE THEY ARE TAKING A PHOTO AND NOT A VIDEO. SOME OF YOU MAY BE FEELING OVERWHELMED AT THIS POINT,
BUT DON'T WORRY, WE'LL START OFF SMALL WITH THE TRADITIONAL DISNEY LAND PHOTO BOMB.
BUT BY THE END OF THE SEMESTER, EACH OF YOU WILL BE
PHOTO-BOMBING ULTRASOUNDS.
EL DE NESTOR POR QUE LO HICIERON A CAJON CERRADO??? MMMMMMMMMMMM SERA QUE LE PEGARON UN TIRO EN LA CABEZA COMO DICEN QUE FUE MAXIMO PORQUE LE ESTABA PEGANDO A SU SEÑORA EL PINGUINO Y ENTONCES SU HIJO MAXIMITO LO QUIZO PARAR?????? BASTANTE RARO EN NUESTRA HISTORIA UN VELORIO A CAJON CERRADO PARA EL PRESIDENTE " DEL PUEBLO " NO?????? SI ELLOS MISMOS SE RROBARON HASTA LAS MANOS DE PERON POR DIOS NO VUELVEN MAS!!!!! !!!
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como me hubiera gustado conocer a la negra en persona :(
Con la Negra no, hijos de puta
La gorda copiona!!