Squid up? NO! SQUID NEUTRAL! Here I am . . . At "Squids R We" Working seasonal in stocking toys overnight Now let me tell you the basics of this job as fast as possible. So when I tell you some of the a - bonkery events unfold. . . You'll be able to understand it a little bit better. You'll be able to understand it a little bit better. Big truck arrives in the back filled with toys Big truck arrives in the back filled with toys Unload a buttload of boxes, full of toys, big and small, using an assembly belt. Separate and stack them . . . Like Tetris . . . On to the u-boat for the accurate sections of the store. Left side and Right side Unload the boxes from said u-boats by reading the label of the boxes and bringing it to the correct aisle Repeat until truck is empty After said truck is empty . . . Sometimes we get two when we die . . . Go to the starting aisles. Open the boxes with your box cutter and start stalking the toys onto the shelves while also printing and placing the price tags. Then, cut set empty box and turn it flat. Then, cut set empty box and turn it flat. Leapfrog each other until all the aisles are done Once done, stack all the boxes that couldn't fit on the shelves Which is usually a lot Back on top of a bunch of u-boats and pallets and then tuck them away in the back room. Load up and crunch a buttload of cardboard into the cardboard baler. Make sure the store is clear of all boxes. Go home. NOW TAKE BOX CUTTER AND INSERT IT INTO YOUR! There are either complicated things such as online orders, overstocks, special end caps, etc. But we don't need again to full detail here. Let's get right into it! Alright?! Aisles to avoid Hey wait! Why am I narrating for your story? Sen? Do you ever stop nagging? The Nerf Aisle But why Daidus? Nerf guns are cool! Yeah they are! But there's so many boxes you could swim in them! And you have to put most of them out But the shelves never have room. ALSO There's this TV commercial that auto runs real close to the aisle that plays this Ten-second cheery jingle loop. it repeats over and over again Actually, I do believe that's the same jingle you used to hear on every happy youtubers' vlogs back in the day. Here- here, Let me play it for you alright, so so you can remember the AGONY of that era. Alright? Here we go, here we go. *Carefree by Kevin MacLeod plays* Yep
*Carefree by Kevin MacLeod plays* *Carefree by Kevin MacLeod plays* Yep
*Carefree by Kevin MacLeod plays* *Carefree by Kevin MacLeod plays* Uhh- Oh yeah . . .
*Carefree by Kevin MacLeod plays* *Carefree by Kevin MacLeod plays* Now imagine a 10-second loop that plays on repeat
*Carefree by Kevin MacLeod plays* forever!
*Carefree by Kevin MacLeod plays* *Carefree by Kevin MacLeod plays* Hmmmmm
*Carefree by Kevin MacLeod plays* Tha- that- that box cutter seems to be getting awfully closer
*Carefree by Kevin MacLeod plays* The Brotz Aisle! I don't know who created such an ABYSMAL box design They had uneven edges So like . . . One side was THICK....cker than the other. Which means that you cannot stack them in any shape way or form. Even standing on the shelf. Also no one buys BROTZ anymore! So most of the time You had a hard- you had a hard time finding room for this ATROCITY of an aisle. The baby doll aisle Listen! You're locked inside this giant store all night. And you cannot leave the store until 6:00 a.m. Or you automatically get fired. You were trapped inside . . . With real looking baby dolls! That have sensors and moving eyes. You walk by, and you see a few closed eyes SPRING open. Staring right into your soul! And then they start laughing And crying And laughing And sometimes . . . TALKING! "MAMA!" "MAMA!" But, then you get used to it. It just gets extremely annoying in your work. Crazy Steve Now here's an employee . . . Whose name is Steve. Now, I don't need to mention . . . How exactly he got his nickname . . . But yeah, the guy is BONKERS! When you are next to him in an aisle, you'll hear him cussing out loud to himself . . . Like he's possessed by that exorcist demon. He is constantly angry and occasionally will throw boxes. Now having only the overnight workers inside the store, the bosses will let you throw boxes around and also slide them across the store So we don't waste time, walking to the destination and placing it down. We call this bowling Eh . . . Makes sense right? Now Crazy Steve, on the other hand will take bowling to another level. Yes, some days . . . He will just throw his whole body into a pile of boxes from anger. Sometimes he'll even throw some boxes at me if I somehow piss him off. Which is extremely easy to do by the way He's so sensitive that you can trigger them by literally just breathing Trust- trust me. You know how some people like to walk while working so they can conserve their energy? Well Crazy Steve will just run everywhere, fully stomping. If you're lucky, some days he'll just skip instead. Now Crazy Steve wears belts, but that doesn't matter for crazy Steve. You will see his full moon every time he bends. AND HE BENDS A LOT! I'm such a barnacle scum that I started snapchatting his butt to a couple of my friends Because he showed it to me so often without effort while completely . . . Unaware! Never got caught to this day though. HO HO HO! Oh Did I also mention he's a huge tattletaler? 'Nuff said. Now I got a buttload of Crazy Steve stories But we'll save that for another time. Wha- we need to move on guys, we need to move on Zombie Now with this job, being an overnight shift. That usually means the people who have the most INTERESTING characteristics come out of their cave. You have your squids, who had a little bit too much seaweed You have your squids, who had a little bit too much seaweed You have your barnacle scum, and the watching basement dwellers, and occasionally have some crack
wh- lovely ladies . . . . . . lurking about. Do you know that feel, when you look at someone Do you know that feel, when you look at someone And you can automatically tell that this person is probably on some high amounts of sea salt and a little bit extra Yep, there's this guy. We'll call him zombie Because that's how he presents himself . . . dead inside There was one time zombie dropped all his . . . Candy" which scatters all over the ground in front my cousin- in front of everyone. Dude drops down, and starts scrambling and stumbling for them back. Too late, buddy We already saw. Okay, okay, okay here- here. Here we go- here we go. Taking a piss for the 53rd time tonight. And I hear footsteps enter the stall to the left of me I then hear, something like *Dying noises* My impression of a throwing up person sounded pretty fake, right? Well that- that's exactly my point! All right? There was also another noise that was going on at the same time . . . That sounded like a bucket dropping water into the toilet bowl. In fact, that's exactly what I thought it was. I thought the person in the next stall was my coworker playing a prank on me. It sounds so fake then I said out loud, "Hah! Nice try dude, that vomit noise you're making . . . you- you- you need to practice that man That sounds so fake dude like, what even using it for that noise, like a water bucket or something?" I finished my business, Passed by his stall That was the moment . . . I realized . . . It was 100% real 200% zombie and and 300% . . . AWKWARD! Yep, in the same day, Zombie passes out on top of six boxes during lunch break. And yeah, I never saw him after . . . ever again. Ever ever again Ss- Sen? Were you even listening to me? SEN! Squid neutral time! Did you know that Frozen, was like three years old at the time and it still takes over a whole aisle? I'm pretty sure today it probably still takes over a whole ailse The store would play like non-stop Christmas music right after Thanksgiving And you know what? I'm 200% fine with that. I love Christmas music. It's so JOLLY HO HO HO Then on occasion it would play, "Let it Go" and that's when I! . . . Let it go. My inner American Idol comes out. You know I'm saying? Okay, I actually did two seasons of "Squids R We" you know? Stocking toys overnight. Did the whole Black Friday thing. TWICE - was bonkers! This is how I got my expensive drawing tablet by the way. Having two seasons of experience means I have plenty of more wacky stories to tell. I haven't even talked about my crazy bosses yet. Or this one elderly man flipping everyone off. I'll make a part 2 sometime randomly in the future, honestly . . . I could probably make four videos out of it let's be real here. But you know what? Since I talked about how the job works in the first video That'll save me some extra time for it I could just drop in at the beginning of part two. That'll save me some extra time for me to drop even more juicy events than before. Like I said, they'll be a random drop Don't go asking for when part 2 is. It'll just appear randomly in your face someday, somewhere in the future. Hoorah! Am I right? Hoorah! insert big drop jokes here Honestly, not gonna lie. I knew that day was coming from what I witnessed. I knew it. I knew it was gonna happen Okay, like always. Thank you so much for the support, and I'll see you next time! You barnacle scum
