How To Sleep In Class Like A Professional (High School/College Edition)

split up no squid natural did you did you really click on this video did you even read the title is there something that you need to tell me ok ok I'll teach you I got you fam I'm the best role model in this generation I teach kids how to steal your roommates food ok I how to become a certified basement toilet ok I teach you many things in life and this is my next bar achill scum guy you can become one ok and to keep with barnacles scum guide traditions I'm just gonna uh this is unscripted I'm going unscripted ok alright it's a straight from the heart first of all I want you to do why I need you to do is crawl out that hell hole that I put you in before and come learn a new tech anew tactic in life okay all right you're gonna need it now this guide applies to high school and college but colleges is way easier but high school is still doable i-i've done it I've done it for many many years I'm the master okay you're coming to learn from me you're watching this video because I am the master so get on your knees and I got you okay now let me give you a warning first using this guide will make you very unattractive so if you're looking for love look somewhere outside of the classroom okay this is the difference between college and high school in in high school you got reputation you know you got to maintain in college nobody gives a squid okay you everyone's doing their own thing it's a lot easier okay but if you're already established yourself as a loser well congrats it's all this guide is meant for you I got you question why does one become a professional sleeper in class maybe you're a night person you're nocturnal maybe you don't want to abide by the rules of all these morning people normies okay maybe you play maplestory all night okay you're trying to do that one last quest and then your mom has to come down she's like Titus's time to go to bed just go tomorrow and you're like give me five more minutes and then she's like no now now and then you're like okay okay I'm going and then you pretend that you're going but you're not you're you pretend you're gonna sleep but you you just don't like a PITA for like another two hours okay you're a koala a woke koala that's right you need you need your third eye to tell your brain when to wake up at the most pivotal moment okay that's what that'd be like when teachers are asking questions Titus wake up I wasn't sleeping I was just resting my eyes they're passing papers going over homework only the key events the rest is not important the rest is just filler like most professional people it takes a long time to master so the earlier you start your training the easier it becomes you learn to wake up your body like that that was me snapping it's the best I can do yeah you also learn to control your snoring and even your sleeping posture years of training my friends basically you're half asleep woke koala okay first things first you want to find your seating that that's like in a blind spot okay you don't want to sit in the back not all the way in the back because that's a little bit too obvious but you want to sit you know in the back okay you got to set yourself an angle so the teacher can't see you you got to be behind all the tall people that you can muster okay taller the better and the bigger the head the better okay the big ol heads gonna block their vision I mean it doesn't matter too much because in the end they're just gonna find out anyways but this helps set the tone for your aura and we're gonna go over aura later okay but diet is what does make my grades go down I mean frankly if you're following this guide seriously that just means you you probably don't have the best grades okay but technically yes your grades will go down at the beginning but as you start to train obviously you're gonna struggle but years of practicing being a woke koala you're absorbing only the important information that you need you basically have to train your spidey senses I was a CE average man in high school sleeping in class being invisible to everyone around me but what if I told you that I actually got on the Dean's List on my senior year of college which by the way I slept 80% of my classes away that semester my mind was capuzzelle like how how well here's how it works 90% of the time teachers are only going over what's on the pamphlet the piece of paper or the book most of which usually already provides a guide on how to do that certain section anyways this is how teachers learn how to bullsquid their way through teaching a class and getting their pay they learn how to extend teaching a solution into a whole two hour period when you can just go home and learn it in like 20 minutes from what I witnessed they have their own barcodes comb guide that they're following you think this guide is coming my friends not them everyone follows a barnacle skunk guidance even teachers we are all barnacle scum a great example of this tactic it's when they they play movies to buy themselves time you know they just pop in one of those boring movies I'm gone after you realize this all you really need to do is just do your homework and study a couple of days before the test okay you can sleep all you want internet my friend this is not a guide about how to flunk out of school this is a guide of how to sleep in front of your teacher that's all that's all it's simple it's simple okay get good grades is possible but if they have a participation grade then they are scum and you are doomed a moment silence please for that one barnacle in that one class thank you I kid a kid there's a way to combat this so basically you want to try to answer at least one question during that class just just be nice about it and if you're funny it's always a bonus but but but but don't be too funny because you don't want to be the class clown cuz that's a lot of work okay you want to be you won't be a sleeping okay now this brings in the discussion about aura aura what do you mean by that I always want to present yourself in a squid neutral state when you are not seated in your class never go out of your way to make yourself enthusiastic but also don't deny a confrontation when it comes to you present yourself like as if the teacher saw you walk in and they would nod their head and say yep I totally understand I feel you this will sometimes get teachers off your back if you're lucky they'll understand enough to be cool with gel with the woke third eye now remember what I said it was only 80% of the classes that I said I've slept through well that's because there's some butthurt trihard teachers out there that get totally offended by your existence because they believe that you are disrespecting them by making it seem like the class is boring but in reality you're just super tired and your voices make you want to go to sleep these are the teachers that make you feel like you want to die every class you dread setting foot in their class you try full force on trying to keep yourself awake and you're in a constant battle of keeping your eyes open the moment you close your eyes for even a couple of seconds the next time you open them up you'll see them unleashing their death glare on you I hate this kid hmm it's kids how dare he just respect me how dairy my classroom is fun and enjoyable how could he do this to me and then they'll send you out of the hallway they start screaming at your face like an itch towards our face like oh okay you could fall sleeping during that movie that movie was good I had another teacher that that would be passive-aggressive he'd be like he'd go to me and be like hey you are you going to cafeteria you you you gonna get some coffee I know what you're I know what you trying to say don't just say it just say it yeah there was once an old man teacher who was just playing movies like most of the class he would leave the class he wasn't even teaching he was just leave for like 40 minutes and he just puts on that movie and forces everyone to watch it right and that was one of my favorite ecology classes cuz I was like oh it's time to time to take a nap yeah when I said was was my favorite ecology class because he died in the middle of the semester and then his wife took over and lo and behold my sleeping days were over but but my condolences to your husband okay but but um can you take the D back okay super unfair the only way to stay awake it's just to have a smokin hot teacher of course basically it's gonna be your least favorite class it's gonna suck and you just have to deal with it try hards now generally your being a whoa koala all by yourself because you probably are a big loser with no friends but if you happen to have a good friend in one of your classes then you can use them as an advantage they can wake you up when your third eye doesn't pick up on the danger they can remind you on the notes they can let you copy homework my personal favorite or remind you of the due dates that are coming a good friend will let you use them so you can sleep and they could be lookout jelly's them do it Light Yagami - squid okay congratulations you are now a barnacle that spews out lava why lava you asked that's because you're in hell my friend if you have Campos this with my other guides then that just means you can either go to heaven nor hell okay let's squid neutral how dare you teach this to my kid lady it's just a joke I'm mostly just talking about myself hopefully you're smart enough to you know not actually follow my guy what I hope for it's just for people to kind of relate be like oh yeah I fell in super classes teachers screamed at me you know that'd be great that's all I want okay okay it's not serious okay calm calm down calm down my friend sadly I'm probably fell asleep in most classes than the average human okay I'd say I'm an expert high school doesn't really teach you you know to use a certain side of your brain like maybe you want to be a creative like I spent most of my time to stay dreaming okay I just just daydreaming about you know not doing tests and quizzes and and working as a doctor you know I just didn't care I just so you know but oh yeah the TARDIS you went to art college why did you sleep in most of classes well I slept in most of classes that had to do with academics I didn't really sleep through the art part of the college they you had to do a lot of math a lot of science a lot of writing and I was just like man this ain't art man a lot of art history which is the worst but but yeah don't Donna don't put art College on a pedestal okay huh I'll get to a video eventually about it there's a lot of pros and there's a lot of cons okay I only talk about it so much it's because it's been a big chapter of my life that's all you know four years is a long time so yeah okay also please just a quick shout out to patreon for helping me you know funds and stuff if you want to support me that'd be great just throw a couple dollars maybe ten you know gotta get in the discord and make it fun fun fun and looking forward to the weekend thank you I'll see you later you barkal scum [Music] [Music] [Music] dog [Music] you okay answer honestly how often would you say that you saw me sleeping in class right so you sleepy one that how often would you say that I would be sleeping in class during college [Laughter]

Channel: Daidus

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Id: 0Vqb0sYE_ew

Length: 15min 32sec (932 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 22 2018