If You Eat Your Food Like This Then You're A WEIRDO (Animation)

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pack third today thank you hong kong third for supporting and sponsoring this video squad no squid neutral there are multiple methods for eating ice cream you can lick it you could suck it you could even deep throat it but if you bite the ice cream then you are probably added to the list of potential serial killers now take a peek at this list and look where i've placed it that's right i've made a tier list for all the weird ways people eat their food and of course these are all personal experiences i had to witness throughout my history on earth you know of all the horrors i've had to endure so let's get to business and i'm going to explain each category and why it's a thing let's start from the top serial killer the name of this category was inspired from my friend who called me a serial killer after witnessing me putting my socks on before my pants yes i let my homie see me in my underwear whatever dude basically if you're caught eating like this that is an early warning sign that you have a potential to become dangerous you might have to go to jail notice i've already put biting ice cream on there because like come on dude you probably have fake teeth made out of wood or something like you're straight up george washington up in here okay next up we got weirdo this category is for people who do weird things that normally aren't done and are pretty unique to their character and underneath that we got sus these are questionable acts they they throw you off a little but you just move on with your day an example would be something like preferring to drink water at room temperature instead of cold it's just like hmm interesting and at the very bottom we got baby pretty self-explanatory these are the people who do childish things while they eat their food okay so now that we got the categories out of the way let's start off with something easy like when i'm out eating sushi with some friends there is a very common practice that i i often see that i don't quite agree with they will take their glob of wasabi and just plop it into their soy sauce and mix it all around not gonna lie i'm cringing a little because if this is a high-end sushi restaurant you know that the japanese sushi chef probably just freshly grinded that wasabi and you'd be all up in there you know diluting the wasabi flavor okay disrespecting not only the chef but me because i'm judging you bro i'm putting you on the sus list speaking of sushi i'm gonna have to call out a friend here because his disgusted behavior needs to stop this man only eats sushi get this cooked stop it this is illegal can can you even call it sushi at this point like what's the point are you afraid of little worms in your sushi how are you scared of a little salmonella goo gaga you're in the babies list oh but buddy i'm not done with you yet chris i'm convinced that you're a serial killer and let me tell you and my audience exactly why you're a serial killer oh no no no no don't try to warm yourself out of this one chris because i even have a witness who has past trauma from viewing your your your barbaric behavior which brings me back to friday night we were all eating chinese food and we all ordered the same exact dish general sow's chicken with broccoli which also came with the side of rice this creature eats 100 percent of his general style chicken gone no more without even touching his rice oh maybe he just doesn't like white rice but no this convicted felon then proceeds to eat his rice bowl as a separate dish all alone all by itself there's no more chicken left to compliment it chris just fess up now where are the bodies you've hidden do us a favor and turn yourself in right now serial killer baby serial killer that's you okay not gonna mention any names here but there's this weirdo girl who always sniffs her food before she chows down and when i say sniff i mean straight up inhales trying to get some sort of food high or something making sure the food particles are tickling her nostrils yeah so uh you're going in the weirdo category congrats speaking of weirdos let's talk about the other weirdos who i think seriously need help those sickos who saved their drink for after their food okay you know the ones the people who leave their drinks untouched during the entirety of their meal only to end up chugging it like they've been stranded in the sahara you sicko you probably wouldn't have to chug it so fast if you drink it with your meal like a normal person doesn't matter how sodium heavy or dry the meal is these weirdos could be eating like five popeyes biscuits in a plate of spicy chicken wings but that trick is staying untouched until the very end do you enjoy the throat abuse do you like the feeling of depriving your throat of moisture and then absolutely assaulting it with way too much liquid in one go you're a freak are you doing anything after this all right so this is pretty uncommon i don't know my mom does this okay i'm calling out my mama say she is eating an apple she will rotate it 180 degrees on her hands while inspecting it take a bite and then rotate it again another 180 degrees and take another bite rinse and repeat you've already inspected it fully what ma are you expecting some kind of worm to magically pop out of your apple sorry my dear mother i'm putting you on the weirdo list next to me okay gary now it's your turn to get called out this man will put pepper on everything this man no jokes walks around with pepper packets hanging in his pockets ready for anything say if this man ever gets mugged on the street all he has to do is shove pepper packets in the mugger's eyes okay i'm joking gary but you're a weirdo congrats now what about those so-called adults who don't eat their vegetables with their orders like they will go out of the way to remove the broccoli the spinach the lettuce they just are vegetable haters you are a big baby yeah you heard me a baby what are you gonna do fight me dude with what your fiber deficient vitamins and minerals deficient noodle arms i see your frail taco bell five nights a week physique man you can't compete against my leafy green gains there's no way you can beat me enough speaking of babies let's talk about those people who like to cut their crust off their sandwiches okay i get it there's extra carbs and it doesn't taste as good but technically you're wasting food and frankly you just look pathetic did your mommy cut that for you huh actually i was gonna put you in the baby tear but since heisenberg started cutting the crust off his sandwiches after he cold-bloodedly murdered that one dude with a bike lock you could be considered branded as a serial killer if he's a serial killer then that must mean that you must be one too i have a disturbing announcement to report justin a witness has reported that her roommate likes to drink his soda flat this is illegal and should be brought into custody suspect was last seen at a late night local mexican fast food joint ordering a large shrimp burrito and a large cup of soda getting prepared to commit a heinous crime with the alleged dr pepper in the coming hours please report back if the suspected serial killer has been cited thank you back to you titus oh yes here yes i am daidus okay you guys might judge me a little hard here but uh i like ketchup with my steak okay come on it's not such a big deal okay i i i think it's fine going on the slush list dude it's it's nothing too extreme okay it's it's like uh you know asking for tartar sauce to go with my fries is also not worth batting an eye yet right come on dudes it's not that bad right agree with me okay you know what whatever i don't care what you think i'm the tear maker so i have the power to place it where i want suspicious also i'm gonna place this here i'm not a serial killer trust me guys but it goes here okay i have the power you shut up speaking of sus you know what else is on the sus list people who open up an oreo and lick the cream inside this is childish okay if you're under the age of 18 and you do this you're a baby if you're a grown adult and you do this you're a serial killer children be careful stay away from this creep okay ryan i remember this memory like it was yesterday okay yes i was only 11 years old and i still can't help but think of how much of a weirdo you are to this very day long ago my mom invites this kid over for dinner she simply asked him if he wants to eat her spaghetti ryan goes do you have milk and butter to mix with the pasta i cannot believe ryan would butcher the spaghett like this in front of my 11 year old face i was mortified dude ryan i will give you a pass you're not a serial killer but you're definitely a weirdo now imagine this we are all at a chicken wings restaurant and we all order our wings with our favorite sauces you wait and wait and wait for your food and it finally arrives plop chicken wings plop chicken wings plop chicken wings plop boneless chicken emergency meeting which one of you is the big baby who decided to order the boneless chicken do you need a little baby bottle and you warm up to go with your dish too listen you fetus the bone is what gives it flavor it's what makes chicken wings chicken wings okay the works of grabbing the meat off the bones is what makes it taste so good okay you know what you could finish your chicken okay let me just get your high chair first okay you'll need it big baby oh by the way regarding the process of working for your food i'm kind of a hypocrite okay because every time i go to a buffet with my asian family members okay all they ever do is eat infinite amounts of king crabs okay i i can't do it crabs just take too much effort man i for how much little meat i can siphon it's just not worth it that's why i'm a lobster guy okay the tail is so easy to open it provides ample amounts of meat anyways yeah i'll admit it okay i put myself in the baby category for not wanting to eat certain seafoods because of labor oh boy wow you made it this far to the video that's you know what let me treat you to your favorite slice of pizza here we go let's take our first bite cheers man [Music] yo what did the pizza slice ever do to you i thought we were eating pizza not a calzone not a meatball sandwich but a pizza ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring hello yes okay i'll tell him sorry sir but i've been told to tell you that you're on the fbi watch list yes you're a borderline serial killer years ago a friend of mine noticed that i eat my food in a certain way i eat my food in a rotation and the goal is to finish every part of the meal in the last rotation for example let's say i have chicken rice in a pickle and a glass of water i'll bite into the chicken first then quickly shove an equal proportion of rice into my mouth then bite into an equal proportion of the pickle at the same time i'm keeping tabs of how much of each i have left so i could finish all parts of the dish at the same exact time on the last rotation i swallow only after all the foods in my mouth have harmonized as one i swear i was doing mathematician levels of fractioning and dividing during my meal times you know but after afterwards i'll take a drink break and the cycle continues if i do this right i'll be left with the perfect ratio of chicken rice and pickle at the very end of the last rotation a perfect union of flavors to finish my meal do you know what my friend said after he listened to the whole process he said wow you eat your food very methodically you would make the perfect serial killer guys have i been the serial killer this whole time am i the one hiding all the dead bodies as we speak i'm sorry to my friends i'm sorry to my family members i'm i'm sorry to my fans i'm i'm sorry for to my future obese cat please forgive me i'm i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i let you down i'm sorry sorry sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry your heroes are never who they seem to be buddy the elf is a serial killer

Channel: Daidus

Views: 913,387

Rating: 4.928997 out of 5

Keywords: daidus, animation, anime, cartoon, sen, friends, squid neutral, squid up, eating, drawing, draw my life, orange hat, funny, relatable, experience, nostalgia, animated, fat guy, blue outline, extrovert, animatic, how to eat, folding pizza, ice cream, weirdo, chinese food, japanese food, mukbang, tier list, ramen, hamburger, vegetarian, baby, sus, sushi, raw fish, picky eater, smelling food, food around the world, childhood, spaghetti, spaghett, asian food, food culture, true crime, true crime story

Id: ef_V3DvbOac

Length: 15min 10sec (910 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 06 2021