♪ ♪ >> Greg: WE ARE 76 DAYS INTO THE BIDEN PRESIDENCY. SO HE'S ALMOST DONE. [LAUGHTER] YUP, HE'S ALREADY 70 DAYS LONGER THAN WE EXPECTED. LOTS OF BITE AND POLICIES TO REPORT ON, YET JOURNALISTS CAN'T STOP TALKING ABOUT YOU KNOW WHO. SPEAK I'D LOVE TO HEAR FROM BOTH OF YOU HOW D.C. JOURNALISTS ARE ADJUSTING TO THE BIDEN ERA. THIS IS YOUR FIRST WEEKEND AIRING HERE, DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR LINEUP IS REALLY DIFFERENT THAN WOULD'VE BEEN BEEN IN THE TRUMP YEARS? >> WHEN YOU ARE ASKING ME IF I WAS AROUND OUTCOME I THOUGHT YOU WERE REFERRING TO HOW I FELT DURING THE TRUMP ERA. NOW, I THINK THAT -- LISTEN, WE ARE ALL DEALING WITH SOME POST TRUMP STRESS DISORDER. OTHER THAN THAT HAPPY EASTER AS HE WAS SAYING IN THE STATEMENTS A FEW DAYS AGO. >> Greg: THE OUTCOME OF THESE CHUCKLE BUCKETS ARE HAVING A HARD TIME DRYING OUT FROM THE TRUMP ERA. EVEN IF THEY CAN CALL IT A DAY AT 4:30 IN THE AFTERNOON WHILE PRESIDENT BIDEN DIGESTS HIS EARLY BIRD TAPIOCA. AND ONE NETWORK IS CORNERING THE MARKET. >> YOU ARE WATCHING ATN, ALL TRUMP AND HIS BECAUSE EVERYTHING ELSE IS BORING BY COMPARISON. >> THE ANNUAL GLOBAL RETIREMENT INDEXES OUT WITH ITS LATEST LIST OF THE BEST PLACES IN THE WORLD TO SPEND YOUR GOLDEN YEARS. TOPPING THE LIST THIS YEAR, COSTA RICA FOLLOWED BY PANAMA AND MEXICO. SOURCES SAY IF TRUMP WAS ELECTED IN 2024, WE CAN EXPECT ALL AMERICANS TO RETIRE AND MOVE TO LITERALLY ANY COUNTRY WHERE TRUMP IS NOT PRESIDENT. I WILL BE ON THE FIRST PLANE TO BERMUDA WITH A SUITCASE FULL OF EGG ROLLS. WEEKEND TRAFFIC JAM NEAR ATLANTA. POSSIBLY SPOOKED BY A PHONE CALL FROM DONALD TRUMP. CARS WERE AT A STANDSTILL FOR ABOUT AN HOUR UNTIL POLICE WERE ABLE TO SAFELY CAPTURE THE COW AND RETURN IT TO ITS OWNER. SOURCES SAY THIS NEVER WOULD'VE HAPPENED IF DONALD TRUMP HAD AN INFRASTRUCTURE PLAN THAT CONSISTED OF MORE THAN JUST TURNING WAYWARD CAPITALS INTO WELL DONE STEAK. I SWEAR, I DO NOT KNOW HOW WE EVER SURVIVE THAT GUY. A NEW STUDY SHOWS THAT PEOPLE CANNOT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SCREAMS OF JOY AND SCREAMS OF TERROR. RESEARCHERS AT THE UNIVERSITY SAY TWO TYPES OF SCREAMS HAVE SIMILAR ACOUSTICS. FOR EXAMPLE, IF I ATTENDED A SUGAR RAY CONCERT AND THE 90s, SHEER JOY. [SCREAMS] BUT IF I WAS AT A TRUMP RALLY, UNMITIGATED TERROR. [SCREAMS] ALL OF THE PEOPLE WITH THE CHILDREN AND THE GRANDPARENTS AND THE YMCA. MAKES ME SICK TO MY STOMACH. SERIOUSLY. ALTHOUGH, HE VOTED FOR JUMP TWICE. GOD, I HATE HIM. MORE HEADLINES IN 30 MINUTES, I AM ANDERSON LONDON. [APPLAUSE] >> Greg: I AM WORRIED ABOUT HER. ERIC, WHAT IS IT LIKE TO KNOW THAT YOUR DAD HAS A REALLY UNUSUAL PSYCHOLOGICAL EFFECT ON PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY IN THE MEDIA. UNLESS YOU'VE EXPERIENCED IT YOURSELF. >> TRUST ME, I'VE EXPERIENCED IT MYSELF. TO SEE A COST TO ACT LIKE THAT, IT'S REFRESHING PRETTY BUT IT'S TRUE, CAN I CALL IT FOR WHAT IT DOES? BIDEN IS BORING AS HELL, KAMALA IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. IF I TOOK 1 PENNY FROM CHINA, IF I TOOK 1 PENNY FROM THE UKRAINE, IF I WAS SMOKING PARMESAN CHEESE -- I MEAN, HE COULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN ELECTED. >> THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT PEOPLE WHO PEOPLE WHO SMOKE PARMESAN CHEESE. >> Greg: CAN WE LET THE TOPIC GO QUESTION MARKS BECAUSE THEY CANNOT HELP THEMSELVES. IT IS ALL TRUMPED ALL THE TIME, THEY CAN'T LET HIM GO. REMEMBER HOW ENTERTAINING THE PRESS CONFERENCES WERE BACK IN THE DAY. THEY WERE SHOUTING JIM ACOSTA OUTCOME OF THE 25TH AMENDMENT. MY FATHER HAS NEVER HAD A SIP OF WINE IN HIS LIFE, HE'S NEVER DONE DRUGS IN HIS LIFE. THEIR RATINGS STINK NOW. TWITTER IS BORING. >> IT'S HARD, BECAUSE BEFORE ALL THEY HAD TO DO WAS ROLL A TAPE AND SIT THERE AND GO, WOW. WOW. THAT'S NOT HAVING PTSD NOW THAT THAT'S OVER, THEY NOW HAVE TO THINK. THEY NOW NEED TO THINK A LITTLE HARDER. IT'S NOTHING LIKE PTSD, AND IT CAN BE TOUGH. IT'S LIKE WHEN YOU SHUT YOUR BRAIN OFF, YOU GO TO BONNEVILLE FOR A COUPLE DAYS. AND THEN YOU ARE ON THE CAR ON THE WAY TO THE AIRPORT ON THE WAY BACK AND YOU ARE LIKE CAN I STILL READ? KIND OF LIKE THAT, WHICH IS HARD AND SCARY. >> Greg: THAT'S WHEN YOU THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE DONE SOME SORT OF PERMANENT DAMAGE BECAUSE TEMPORARILY YOU THINK IT'S OVER. >> RIGHT, EXACTLY. YOU CAN WORK THROUGH IT, IT IS NOT PTSD. YOU ARE A LITTLE RUSTY ON THE THINKING. >> Greg: THE THING IS, WE ARE ALMOST GUILTY OF THE SAME THING, BECAUSE WE ARE SITTING HERE TALKING ABOUT IT TOO. >> IT'S DIFFERENT. YOU GUYS CANNOT ALL BE WRONGER. THIS IS NOTHING TO DO WITH -- IT IS BANK DISORDER. IT IS LOW RATINGS. EVERY TIME I GOT TO WRITE A BOOK ABOUT HIM, I WAS MAKING MONEY ABOUT HIM, I WAS GETTING PROMOTIONS BECAUSE HE PICKED ON ME AT A PRESS CONFERENCE. HE WAS GOOD FOR MY BOTTOM LINE. NOBODY'S BUYING A BOOK THAT DIDN'T HAVE TRUMP NAMES ON IT. I JUST WANTED TO PUT OUT ABOUT THAT JUST SAID TRUMP, TRUMP, TRUMP, 365 PAGES OF TRUMP. BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT'S REALLY HURTING. THEIR POCKETS, BECAUSE THEY CAN'T HAVE BOOKS ANYMORE, THEY CAN'T GET PAID FOR ONE-ON-ONE INTERVIEWS TO TALK ABOUT THE TIME THAT HE TOLD HIM HE WAS UNFAIR. SO THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO -- THEY ARE HOPING THAT THEY WILL SAY SOMETHING, BECAUSE IN THE PAST IF YOU TOOK A SHOT AT PRESIDENT TRUMP, HE WOULD FIRE TO PIECE BACK AT YOU AND BOOM, YOU HAVE A BOOK AGAIN AND YOU ARE ON EVERYONE'S TV SHOW BECAUSE HE GOT BREAKING NEWS. PRESIDENT TRUMP INSULTED ME, ROLL THE TAPES. THEN YOU GET A PANEL OF 47 PEOPLE TO TALK ABOUT IT AND THEN TWO WEEKS LATER, MY BOOK, TRUMP TERRORIZED ME." NOBODY WANTS THE GYM ACOSTA DAY AT WORK BOOK. [LAUGHTER] THINK ABOUT IT. >> Greg: WHAT WOULD BE POPPING UP, I DON'T KNOW? THAT POP-UP BOOK WOULD BE REALLY BAD. REALLY BAD. ENOUGH WITH THE POP-UP BOOK JOKES, CAT. >> WHAT? >> I DISAGREE. I THINK THEY DO SUFFER FROM A PSYCHIATRIC DISORDER AT CNN. I HAVE WONDERED WHAT IT WAS, I THOUGHT IT WAS NARCISSISTIC PERSONALITY DISORDER. I'VE SEEN ALL THE SYMPTOMS, THE DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR, THE RAMBLING ON ABOUT IMAGINARY IRRELEVANT -- >> THEY TRIED TO REPLACE TRUMP WITH JOE BIDEN'S GERMAN SHEPHERD. THEY ARE TRYING TO GET US INTERESTED IN THIS. BEWITCHED AFTER THEY TOOK THE LAST DAY OR IN A WAY. IT'S SHOW. AND I DON'T BLAME THEM. BUT THE PROBLEM IS NOT TRUMP, THE PROBLEM IS WHEN HE WENT AWAY IT REVEALED HOW SICK IN FACT THEY REALLY WERE. THEY NO LONGER HAD SOMEBODY TO BOUNCE IT OFF OF. >> Greg: YOU ARE SAYING TRUMP IS YORK AND BIDEN'S SARGENT. AND HUNTER BIDEN -- YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING, DID YOU? DID YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE THAT?
“I don’t know how we survived him!”
Over half a million of you didn’t.
I never could understand the angle of mocking Biden for his age when Trump is only 4 years younger. Also, isn’t it mostly older people who watch this stuff? Lastly, if Trump does run again, aren’t they still planning to vote for him again in 4 years when he’s - wait for it - the same age as Biden is now?
Lol I actually went to high school with the blonde woman's brother and he was the absolute biggest douchebag I had encountered all through high school and treated people like they were beneath him, while generally being seen as pathetic by the majority of people in our class. Now he does a sports podcast and tries to be "the funny one" lol. I guess the whole family is just trash
Yup seems like something a 70-year-old moron would watch.
Eric Trump saying Joe Biden is a bad president because he’s boring.
Guess what’s boring now, Eric? That’s right. It’s the show that you’re on, right now.
What they fail to see time and time again is that being a leader of a country isn't meant to be fun or controversial or about selling air time and books.
It should be about boring legislation and diplomacy to try and get things done for the benefit and protection of its people.
Shut the sub down, this is it.
This is so bad. Cringe is the right word, but only because there doesn't exist a word to fully describe the physical reaction you have while watching this. This has the cadence and structure of jokes, but most of the punchlines make zero sense or are just a repeated republican talking point. This monologue just had a joke-like rhythm that the septuagenarians who make up the majority of the Fox News audience can laugh along to without thinking too hard about what that joke meant, just like they never question why they feel so angry at minorities after watching tucker carlson every night.
I was going to post this. This is giga-cringe.
Right wingers seem to have a real rough time understanding irony and comedy.
The right will never be funny because it essentially represents the powerful. Even in medieval times it was the court jester's responsibility to mock the king. Comedy works best when it's the underdog taking a swipe at the champ. Otherwise it just comes across as toady or mean spirited.
This was awful