Gutfeld: Trump vs. Biden’s migrant facilities for children

AND I WILL SEE YOU NEXT SATURDAY NIGHT. GREG: LIKE KALE COCONUT WATER AND CROSSOVER FANNY PACKS IT’S AMAZING HOW MUCH EVIL CAN SUDDENLY BECOME ACCEPTABLE. I GUESS IT’S TIME FOR -- MEME AND NOW "THE GREG GUTFELD SHOW" PRESENTS ALL MADE WHEN YOU WERE A DEMOCRAT. I WONDER DID YOU SAY IT’S NOT KIDS IN CAGES? >> YOU SAID IT IS NOT KIDS IN CAGES. WE HAVE SEEN PHOTOS NOW OF CONTAINERS. IS THERE A BETTER DESCRIPTION? THE KIDS AND CONTAINERS INSTEAD OF KIDS AND CAGES AND WHAT IS THE WHITE HOUSE USE OF THIS FACILITY? >> WE HAVE A NUMBER OF UNACCOMPANIED MINORS, CHILDREN WHO ARE COMING INTO THE COUNTRY WITH OUT THEIR FAMILY. GREG: WHAT? ANNOUNCED NO LONGER KIDS IN CAGES SEPARATED FROM THEIR PARENTS? ITS TEENS AND FACILITIES TRAVELING ALONE LIKE BACKPACKS TO EUROPE. NOW THEY ADMIT IT WAS NEVER ABOUT TEARING KIDS FROM THEIR MOM AND DAD JUST PROTECTING THEM FROM STRANGER SO NOW THEY DISCOVER NUANCE. OH MY IMMIGRATION IS ACTUALLY HARD IN THE BORDER STUFF IS HARDER. WE COULD USUALLY -- REALLY USE A WALL. THAT WAS CLOSE. I WAS WAITING FOR JEN TO SAY BUT PETER WE MADE SURE TO LIMIT PUTTING KIDS IN CAGES. >> WHAT IS PRESIDENT BIDEN DOING FOR MY SMALL BUSINESS? >> YOU NOMINATE A WOMAN TO BE THE HEAD OF THE SMALL BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION. GREG: I WONDER IF THERE GOES OVER WELL IN HER FREE TIME? THE C HELLO HAVE YOU’VE BEEN IN CONTACT WITH ANYONE SUSPECTED TO HAVE CORONAVIRUS IN THE PAST 14 DAYS? >> AS YOU KNOW JOE BIDEN APPOINTED ME AND I AM A WOMAN SO HE DOES APPOINT WOMEN. >> IT’S A YES OR NO QUESTION. >> QUESTION. >> A DOZEN EYES HAVE TO BE A YES OR NO ANSWER, JOHN. JUST BECAUSE I AM A WOMAN I DON’T NEED YOU TO MANSPLAIN TO ME. I APPRECIATE YOUR WORK BUT THE WHITE HOUSE IS GOING IN A DIFFERENT DIRECTION. >> WHY? >> IT’S ABSOLUTELY CRUCIAL TO PRESIDENT BIDEN THAT EFFORT FIRST IN THIS KITCHEN IS A WOMAN. HE WANTS ALL OF HIS SANDWICHES HE WANTS ALL OF HIS SANDWICHES TO BE MADE BY WOMEN. >> WHAT ABOUT YOUR WIFE? >> SHE IS A LAWYER. >> IF SHE’S SHE IS A WOMAN SHE BELONGS IN THE KITCHEN. HAVE YOU’VE BEEN READING THE STORY ABOUT THE WOMAN WHO KILLED HER HUSBAND? TO ME WHAT IS CRAZY IS ITS 2021 BUT YOU DON’T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND THAT A WOMAN CAN DO ANYTHING A MAN CAN DO. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE WAS SHATTERED, THE GLASS CEILING. IT’S NOT JUST FOR MEN ANYMORE AND THAT’S SOMETHING PRESIDENT BIDEN TAKES VERY SERIOUSLY. GREG: OF COURSE ANYTHING BAD UNDER TRUMP BECAME EVERYTHING AWESOME UNDER BIDEN BECAUSE NEW DEMOCRATIC MANAGEMENT MEANS NEW NAMES A NEW PERSPECTIVE. RISING CRIME IS PART OF THE EQUITABLE REDISTRIBUTION. CHILDREN IN CAGES REALLY IT’S JUST A CAMP FOR KIDS AND LOOK AT THE VACCINE. UNDER TRUMP WHO WAS TELLING YOU NOT TO TAKE THEM? >> LET’S JUST SAY THERE’S A VACCINE THAT IS APPROVED AND DISTRIBUTED BEFORE THE ELECTION. WOULD YOU GET IT? >> I WOULD NOT TRUST DONALD TRUMP AND WOULD HAVE TO BE A CREDIBLE SOURCE OF INFORMATION THAT TALKS ABOUT THE EFFICACY AND THE RELIABILITY OF WHAT EVERYBODY IS TALKING ABOUT. I WILL NOT TAKE HIS WORD FOR IT. GREG: LIKE THE ROBOTIC JUKE BOX SHE HAS CHANGED HER TURN. >> I PROMISE YOU AND I’M TELLING YOU THIS VACCINE IS SAFE AND IT WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE AND THE LIVES OF YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR COMMUNITY AND WE HAVE IT WITHIN OUR POWER TO ACTUALLY DO THAT SO GET YOUR VACCINATION WHEN IT’S YOUR TURN. IT WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE. >> PEOPLE ARE SKEPTICAL ABOUT THE VACCINE THAT YOU TURNED ME AROUND. GREG: WHY WAS HE SKEPTICAL IN THE FIRST-PLACE? ITS AMAZING WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE TO BE THE ADULT IN THE ROOM. THE DEMS ALWAYS HAVE THE ADVANTAGE WITH THE MEDIA BEING THERE THEIR IN-HOUSE OR OUTHOUSE PR SQUAD. I WONDER HOW JOE IS HANDLING THIS? >> AND NOW PRESIDENT BIDEN ON WORDS. >> IT’S ALL ABOUT WORDS, MAN. HE CHANGED THE WORDS TO CHANGE THE POLICY. USE A CAGES, ICY CONTAINERS COULD USE A CONTAINERS, I SAY CANTINAS. THAT’S GREAT. I LEARNED ABOUT WORDS FROM BARACK OBAMA WHEN I WAS HIS VICE PRINCIPLE. WE ARE GOING TO TAKE THESE KIDS AND MOVE THEM FROM CBP TO HHS AND SIT BACK AND WATCH "CNN" SHOW IS A LITTLE TLC. ARE YOU DOWN WITH OPP? YOU KNOW ME, UNCLE JOE. TEXT JOE TOOHEY NODDY BY NATURE.GOV. GREG: OF COURSE HE IS OUR PRESIDENT BUT HE WOULD KNOW IT IF YOU WATCH THOSE LATE-NIGHT SHOWS. >> REMEMBER BACK IN 2019 WHEN DONALD TRUMP MET KIM JONG-UN IN VIETNAM AND THEY HAVE A SUMMIT THERE? ACCORDING TO A FORMER NATIONAL SECURITY OFFICIAL AFTER THE SUMMIT TRUMP OFFERED TO GIVE CAMERA RIDE HOME ON AIR FORCE ONE BUT 45 IS NOT OUT OF THE WOODS YET IT DOES TODAY THE SUPREME COURT DENIED HIS FINAL DID TO BLOCK THE RELEASE OF HIS TAX RETURNS. >> TRYING TO SPREAD THE DISEASE TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS HE CAN LIKE PRESIDENT OUTBREAK. GREG: THEY ARE LIKE THE SLUMS WHO NEVER GOT OVER GOING TO THE PROM. THEY WILL BE LIVE IT EVERY DAY OR MAYBE THEY WILL HIRE LAZY HACK RIOTERS BEWARE FUNNY ABOUT THE NEW ADMINISTRATION. THE FACT IS THEY NEED JUMP IN EVERY STORY NEEDS TO BE ABOUT TRUMP. THEY COULD USE THE NETWORK THAT CATERS TO THEIR ADDICTION. >> YOU ARE WATCHING ATM ALL TRUMP NEWS BECAUSE EVERYTHING ELSE IS WARRING BY COMPARISON. >> I AM ANDERSON LEMINE WITH ALL TRUMP HEADLINES FOR THIS MINUTE. TIGER WOODS IS LUCKY TO BE ALIVE AFTER A SERIOUS ACCIDENT IN CALIFORNIA. WOODS MIGHT HAVE LOST CONTROL OF THE VEHICLE BUT EXPERTS THEORIZE CLIMATE CHANGE COULD HAVE PLAYED A ROLE. A SERIOUS EXISTENTIAL RISKS DONALD TRUMP CONTINUES TO DENY BECAUSE HE HATES CLEAN AIR WATER AND BIRDS. SPEAKING OF WORDS BIRDWATCHERS IS SPOTTED A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME RARE MALE AND FEMALE CARDINAL AND WE ARE SURE SURE SURE IF DONALD TRUMP WOULD HAVE HIS WAY THIS BIRD WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO SERVE IN THE MILITARY OR BE ALLOWED TO MARRY ANOTHER HALF MALE HALF FEMALE CARDINAL BECAUSE HE IS A HEARTLESS TRANS-PHOBIC MONSTER. BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN HAS BEEN FINED FOUR TO $50 FOR DRINKING TEQUILA IN A NATIONAL PARK BUT AFTER HAVING DONALD TRUMP AS PRESIDENT FOR FOUR YEARS SHOULDN’T ALL OF US BE ALLOWED TO DRINK TEQUILA IN A NATIONAL PARK? I MEAN SERIOUSLY HE IS REALLY EVIL. I’VE BEEN DRINKING TEQUILA SINCE NOON AND IT’S ALL BECAUSE OF THAT HORRIBLE. FROM WASHINGTON I’M ANDERSON LEMINE ALL TRUMP TEAM. GREG: MAYBE THE MEDIA IS IN FOR WAKE-UP CALL. REMEMBER THE STICKER THAT SAYS OBJECTS IN THE SITE VIEW MIRROR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR QUITE COMPLEXITY OFFERS A VIEW THAT MAKE OBJECTS LOOK SMALLER PRO-TRUMP IS THE OPPOSITE. IN OUR REARVIEW MIRRORS A LARGER FIELD OF VISION TELLING YOU SOMETHING ELSE. IT’S THE DAMS THAT ARE GETTING SMALLER BECAUSE THEY CAN’T DO BETTER JOB THAN TRUMP. HE ACED THE TEST AND THEY ARE TRYING TO NOT PLUNK IT. NORTH KOREAN FOUR YEARS WHAT OBAMA NEEDS THE MOST PRESSING THREAT TO THE INCOMING DEMONSTRATION IS ON BIDEN’S TO DO LISTS. WHY? THE TRUMP SOLVE THE MOST PRESSING PROBLEM BEFORE THE PANDEMIC? THE VACCINES EFFECTIVENESS IS CALLED MIRACULOUS BY THE TROT -- PRESS. DID MIDDLE EAST PEACE DEAL HAPPEN UNDER OBAMA AND WOULD-BE DROWNING IN HIS OWN TIERS OF JOY BE TO THE ECONOMY OF TRUMP HAND USHERED IN A HISTORIC ECONOMIC MACHINE WOULD WE HAVE ENDURED THE PANDEMIC WITH UNEMPLOYMENT DROPPING TO 50% OF THE GDP ROARING BACK? COULD IT BE THE TAX BREAK AND DEREGULATION HELP CHINA? YOU SAW IT COMING FIRST VC CRIES CLOSE CAUSING UP TO BECOME IS ONE VISIONARY WAS YELLING WHAT ABOUT HER WORKERS, WHAT ABOUT HER COUNTRY? AND EXPOSE FAKE NEWS FOR WHAT IT WAS AND SHALL NEVER BE THE SAME. IT’S AMAZING LOOKING BACK AND IT’S FUNNY LOOKING FORWARD BUT ONE THING IS FOR CERTAIN THE MEDIA IS LOOKING ANYWHERE EXCEPT THEIR OWN NAVELS. THE NEXT HEADLINE BUTTON LINT AND OTHER SHAMEFUL LEGACY OF TRUMP. >> LET’S WELCOME TONIGHT’S GUESTS SHE BOUGHT PILLOWCASES FOR HER MARSHMALLOWS, HER NEW BOOK EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY COMES UP MARCH 9 AND IT’S A THRILLER. MY COHOST AND COANCHOR OF AMERICA’S NEWSROOM DANA PERINO. HE’S AFRAID OF HIS OWN SHADOW WHICH IS WHY HE’S ISSA -- COMEDIAN JOE MACHI OR THEY CALL HER POOL CUE BECAUSE SHE’S SKINNY AND CAN BE FOUND LEANING AGAINST THE WALL AT MOST DIVE BARS. HOST OF "FOX NATION" KAT TIMPF AND FLAT BED TRUCKS OR HIS BEDROOM SLIPPERS. MICE SIDEKICK AND HOST OF "FOX NATION," TYRUS. WHAT’S SO SPECIAL ABOUT BEING A WOMAN ANYWAY? >> APPARENTLY WE HAVEN’T GOTTEN THE MEMO. JEN PSAKI SAID THE THING ABOUT THIS BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION WHICH WAS A SPECIFIC QUESTION FROM AN INSTAGRAM LIKE OATKA PRESIDENT TRUMP’S PICK NOMINEES WERE WOMEN. AND LINDA McMAHON, TO GET HER TO COME INTO THE ADMINISTRATION AND THE ECONOMIC MEMBERS APPOINTED TO THEY FOCUSED ON THAT SHE FOLLOWED THROUGH AND I WAS REMINDED OF REMEMBER THAT ROMNEY AND HE TALKED ABOUT HOW HE WANTED TO HIRE MORE WOMEN AND YET BINDERS FULL OF WOMEN AND THE DEMOCRATS MADE IT SO HE’D NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT BUT HIS WHOLE POINT WAS HE WAS TRYING TO HIRE WOMEN. >> I WAS SO CRAZY BUT HE COULD SHE COULD HAVE SAID IN RESPONSE NOW WE HAVE ISABELLE GUZMAN HERE AND SHE WILL BE GREAT TO GUESS AT THIS QUALIFICATION QUALIFICATION AND BECAUSE OF THAT QUALIFICATION AND USE THAT TIME TO PROP UP THE QUALIFICATIONS OF WOMEN. SHE IS TELLING THE COUNTRY THEY WERE CHECKING A BOX. THAT’S INCREDIBLY OFFENSIVE TO WOMEN WHEN REALLY IT’S THE OPPOSITE. GREG: OPPOSITE AND JUST FILTHY. WHAT IS YOUR TAKE, I’M SORRY KAT -- TYRUS. I’M JUST TELLING YOU I’M SORRY. >> YOU ARE RATTLED BECAUSE YOUR LITTLE MIND IS TELLING YOU TO SAY SO MANY THINGS RIGHT NOW. I HAVE THE SAME LITTLE BRAIN RIGHT NOW. GREG: I’M SORRY. I’M SITTING HERE AND I CAN’T LET A JOKE GO BY BUT I LET THE JOKES THEY BE PROTECTED TOPIC LATE NIGHT HOST JOE BIDEN RONALD REAGAN. >> I WILL SAY ON THE FIRST TOPIC YOU KNOW HER SAYING THAT WE HIRED A FEMALE TREASURY SECRETARY INSTEAD OF ANSWERING WHAT THE ADMINISTRATION WAS GOING TO DO ON GAMESTOP TRADING IT MADE PERFECT SENSE BECAUSE IT SOUNDS BETTER THAN JANET YELLEN JUST TOOK 800 TELLERS TO DO SPEECHES FOR THE PEOPLE SHE NOW HAS TO REGULATE. YOU WOULD GET MAYBE A HALF A MILLION IF YOU SAW IN THE ARENA AND I’M SURE THAT SPEECH WASN’T BETTER THAN MOST COMEDIANS IN THE WORLD THAN I WOULD DISAGREE BUT THAT WAS THE BRIDE. I WILL LET YOU PAY ME $800,000. GREG: THAT IS A LOT OF MONEY. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ANYTHING? >> WELL WHAT IS OUR NEXT TOPIC? I’M NEVER AFRAID. ISN’T THAT A MANTRA? THE NEVER AFRAID. HERE’S THE THING, WHEN DO WE DRAW THE LINE WITH BY HIRED A WOMAN? CAN YOU IMAGINE THE NEXT INTERVIEW ON WHAT EVERYTHING YOU ARE DOING HERE. HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THE SUCCESS FOR THE SHOW? I HIRED A BLACK. HE’S NOT SUPER BLACK BUDDIES MIDDLE BLACK. WE ARE FINE WITH THAT BUT HE’S TECHNICALLY ACCORDING TO WEBSTER’S DICTIONARY HE IS STILL BLACK. NOT LITTLE WEBSTER, THE BIG WEBSTER. LITERALLY EVERY TIME WE DO THE SHOW IN YOUR TODAY’S MEET YOU DON’T HAVE TO DO THOSE CRAZY INSULTING THINGS ABOUT MY SHOE SIZE. AND HE IS BLACK. YOU CAN MOVE ON FROM THAT. EXACTLY WHAT SHE DID AND YOU ARE WOMAN. GREG: WE SHOULD DO A SHOW WHERE EVERYTHING IS BASED ON A GIRL. >> I AM OFFENDED THAT GENDER

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Length: 14min 14sec (854 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 28 2021