Who Was The Worst Guest That Stayed At Your Home? (r/AskReddit Top Posts | Reddit Stories)

who was the worst guest that stayed at your house we moved into this new house apparently the people who lived there before us never told their friend they moved he let himself in and went into the bathroom unnoticed I went in there sometime later and found this random guy passed out with needle in his arm in my new ducting bathroom worst first night in a new house ever edit guys I realize you need to change locks when you move it the problem was I didn't lock the door in the first place a bad habit I had from living in small towns in Australia when I was 17 my older brother brought two of his college friends from school to stay for a weekend in the town he was raised they went to the Citadel and Charleston so they are cadet ish any a my mom caught one of them smelling my 12 year old sister stockings and preteen girl underwear my mom kind of freaked and was in semi shock and came in and told my brother in front of me and the other friend what was even more awkward as the guy tried to play it off like he thought it was my room and he was looking for my wheter he said he was sniffing because he could smell weed uh somewhere and wanted to smoke my mom wanted so hard to believe this that she actually accused me of having we Dow in my room which was upstairs Edit Jesus so many responses okay so he wasn't really that great of friends with my brother and the guy had no idea my sister was 12 he never had met my sister also I guess I had weed up in my room because of them in the first place they wanted to smoke and I help them find weed ah even though I hardly ever smoked my dad found out only later and my sister thinks it's hilarious she's like 24 now and she constantly tells people this story even though she has never met this guy even to this day my roommates friend needed a place to crash while he found an apartment we had a spare room but he didn't want to rent it after three weeks it became obvious he was trying to stay with us for free when he brought all of his clothes and stuff so we charged him rent for next month if he planned to stay longer still aus boxin disappeared but he left all his stuff which was worth a lot more we didn't bother calling the cops and just told him to bring back this box or he can't get his stuff he never responded and we just made a 1k profit selling his crap edit yay not only did I make over a grant for him bailing on rent but he also helped me get my highest upvoted comment without a doubt hands down the friend whose family came up to my lake house for a week her 10 year old had a bedwetting problem understandably no one wants to talk about that except when it's time to change the sheets when the guests are gone oMG I had to throw out a brand new mattress my mum she helped pay the deposit for me then treated it like she owned the place whenever she needed somewhere to stay to the point that my GF at the time threatened to move out over the way she was treated whenever I raised the issue she would remind me that without her I wouldn't have a place to live et Cie I sold the place at auction eventually gave her back her deposit and cut her out of my life not purely over this you understand but it was a big part of it edit I know that Ray said Vanessa cysts is a thing thanks though my partner at the times brother spent the whole week trying to walk in on me changing in the shower my mum was my worst guest ever we moved her because she lost her job and was staying with random people she never offered to help with anything left my house a pigsty at all times when she would get her unemployment she'd buy herself the most random crab stayed up all hours of the night and got incredibly shitty in the morning if my young children would wake her up and would purposely get in awful fights with my husband because she hated him and didn't want me married to him I asked her if she would watch my children so I could go back to work to help support her and she freaked out that I wasn't planning on paying her to Babis it after two years I really really tried to ignore it and continue helping we had to kick her out I'm gonna list all the sheet this hunt has done in my house pissed on my rug broke my drywall pissed in my bed made my dog bleed twice physically attacked me when I didn't give him some of my fries pulled down my Christmas tree on Christmas Eve damaging many presents in the process I raised this damn cat from birth and this is the ducting treatment I get I'm sick of it why the hell do I still love the little duck is so much my sister was supposed to stay just the weekend to help after my hysterectomy I had to kick her out after three months because it became painfully obvious she relapsed drew Gus the last straw was when she became upset with me and knowing that I'm allergic to perfume she went through the entire house spraying her perfume I had to stay away from my own house for 24 hours my poor husband and children my best mate was hooking up with the new barmaid at our local and she got horrendously rekt on booze and coke at a post pub party at my parents house for some reason she decided to grab a kitchen knife and slit her wrists in the ensuing struggle to wrestle the knife from her hand as she went to slash her other wrists she managed to place her arm against the wall leaving a nice blood smudge right there in the kitchen we then kicked her out and she gave me and my girlfriend at the time a load of sheet on Facebook for being unreasonable believe it or not my mate ended up dating her for about two years and she continued to be an absolute train wreck when he finally got rid of her from his life it was a really joyous moment for me and the rest of our friendship cycle the last I heard of her she unexpectedly inherited a few million pounds from her father who she hadn't seen since she was about two years old and she's now living a few hundred miles away breeding horses so as for worst houseguest it's either her or the dude who pissed in my kettle and then boiled it this was a few years back when I was around 15 or so my younger brother is autistic only mildly so we don't deal with him all that much differently than any other kid but he can get a bit much with the questions feels like you're getting interrogated at times he has so much to ask but it's easy to cut him a little slack with it no big deal at the time he was around six and I had a friend over for a little while just playing some games on mice box my younger brother politely knocks on my door so I tell him to come in and he proceeds to start questioning us on what we're playing about the game e.t.c e.t.c normal questions just lots of them eventually my friend has had enough and tells him he needs to shut up younger brother responds by saying he's only asking and asks me another question before anyone has a chance to do anything my friend decides to shout at him to shut up and proceeds to slap my younger brother around the head got kicked out pretty quick and our friendship deteriorated pretty rapidly after that edit to those of you asking what happened after not a whole lot I'll be honest as much as I would have liked to I didn't kick his ass after questioning what he just did he had absolutely no remorse so I told him to get out nice and simple younger brother was fine he's a trooper and finally not that it makes any difference but yes he was aware that my younger brother was autistic wouldn't have excused his actions of he didn't though let a friend of mine crash on my couch for a few days until he got drunk one night after I was in bed and decided to boil some eggs once happily boiling he passed out eventually all the water in the pan boiled off and the eggs fused themselves to the pan shortly after that the pan itself began to melt onto the burner I woke up to the smoke detector going off in the cloud of noxious black smoke throughout my apartment the smell of it lasted for several months despite my best efforts to fumigate good times the dreaded mother-in-law she stayed for the worst six months of my life and the only way we finally got her out included the psych ward it was that bad I was 18 living in my dad's house after he got married and moved in with his new wife I invited a local friend to stay with me for a week just to get out of their house ooh she invited another friend no problem so far however I had leftover pizza in the fridge and came home one night after work looking forward to eating it I opened the pizza box and not only was it gone there was a used maxi pad in the box I seemed to rate guests by how much their asses attack my toilet when I was a kid childhood friend David came round for dinner I don't think he even ate the lovely meal my mum prepared for him he just went and sat on the toilet for like four hours and left the worst stink imaginable until years later when Derek stayed Derek was an alcoholic who's elderly mum would pack him a six-pack of beer for lunch instead of a sandwich well when Derek state we'd get woken up each morning really early by him wandering around the house he would have been getting a few early drinks in because it would have been a bit socially unacceptable to drink beers with breakfast at 7:00 a.m. with us then the inevitable sound of violent diarrhea hitting a toilet would echo through the house every morning the smell still haunts me TL DR I don't let people with giddy asses into my house anymore at a roommate allow his xgf to stay a few weeks with us she was the stereotype of crazy ex and was only staying with us because her new xbf had been threatening to Hill her also she claimed she brought her cat with her and my roommate and I already have a cat each that got along well and her cat was a duck huh Mitch obviously she was freaked out from being in a new place but it would attack my cat who was a two month old kitten still as he was learning how to be social and play and sheet on top of it all she didn't have a key so she would wait until everyone else left before she did I mean just leave the house and not lock the door or anything every day after my roommate left if she was still her she would use that time to call her ex and get into crazy arguing fights with him and you could tell she wasn't all there each fight ended with a duck you hang up and then she would duck my roommate when he got her the worst part about it is she would lead him to believe they were getting closer getting back together that she cared about him and loved him all while she just wanted for this sheet to blow over which happens at least once every few months she just up and left one day and my roommate got really depressed and withdrawn for a long time we had one of my dad's friends visit a long time ago and he really hated cats so much so to the point where he would kick our own cat under the table literally he had been in our house for five minutes and he kicked our cat in the hallway ducking bastard so our cat peed in his shoes and sheet in his suitcase the day he was leaving our IP Manila ex buddy calls me up and asks if he can stay for a few I says sure thang we go way back end of the second week I ain't been able to get with my lady for this whole time I asked him when he's 11 he said maybe next week I got something on the line and if week four I tell him he's gotta go I says tomorrow is it he shows up with a new sob story about his girl and he were gonna leave with just told him there's another man I says too bad still gotta go during week three he has the nerve to ask me if my lady would be down for a three-way with him and me me I was 18 had the most drunken night of my life 1.5 liters of vodka plus other substances slept on my best mates floor in the morning I got up and needed to be sick right away barged into the bathroom and threw up my entire body weight in the toilet not so bad turn around to see his mum in the bath with candles having a nice morning relax I was horrified she was more horrified my mate was on the floor in tears laughing had a great relationship with them both so was allowed back after profuse apologies quit drinking though back when I quite young maybe 10 or 11 I had some dope pokemon cards that I love to collect my birthday rolls around so I invite all my boss and we have a great time we play pockemon for a bit then head out to do some other activities the party ends and I go back to my collection only to find some of better cards gone some the third are still my best cards before we left what kind of monster does sheep like that my best friend while growing up this isn't a story that will end in drew Gus she taught us sorry she came over sat on the couch and itched the entire time about literally everything pitched about the food the temperature it was summer how she was bored I was trying my best to entertain her and the list goes on and on she was rude swore at everyone and whenever I was talking about something politics for example she would get angry and be like when did you ever care about that like it was something to be ashamed of and to call her mom who lived four hours away to come pick her up I was so embarrassed she treated my roommates like sheet he stole a large amount of money from my parents and some expensive headphones and is still invited over this [ __ ] sits in our house playing video games and he only leaves to go to the supermarket and buy candy and chocolate milk he also leaves half his clothes behind that our house and refuses to shower he recorded a mixtape which was completely sheet I'll call him Michael because that is this [ __ ] name one day this little darker shows up four days after he was scheduled to live no apologies of course he was always hungry I mean always he seriously had to have a meal every three hours a full meal and most of what he did in between those meals is sleep and got ducking for baby wake him up he'd start yelling at the top of his lungs if you did that he was a terrible conversationalist to me and my wife used to talk to him for hours and hours and all he did was stare at us with a blank look on his face he was always filthy - making my wife wash load after load after load of laundry because he was always eating too much and throwing up on himself his bathroom habits were beyond atrocious I doubt you'll believe me but he just sheet wherever and when for he wanted right in his clothes but eventually he learned how to walk and talk and read and sheet in a toilet and appreciate Star Wars and football and generally he's a pretty cool cat I have fun hanging out with him and shooting the sheet and he's always asking me awesomely insane questions like how long it would take to walk across New Jersey or how fast the fastest car in the world is or some other crazy sheet he's so awesome that we ended up inviting another two houseguests since it's been eight years that he's been staying with us and he shows no signs of leaving anytime soon so we're expecting to have to put up with him for another decade at least but I'll tell you what I'm really going to miss our worst houseguest when he leaves Frank the bellringer parents were drug addicts so we randomly had different people staying with for periods of time this guy was one of the nastiest looking guys you've seen didn't know much about him other than he was bell ringer for the Salvation Army he had basically no teeth and would laugh constantly you didn't want to talk to him cause you didn't want to look at his smile it was that bad the most annoying thing though is every time he would take a hit on his crack pipe he would start winning that ducking bell of his like he was a train not me but my brother once woke up to find a homeless man sleeping by the radiator in his kitchen he said he was trying to be charitable at first and attempted to give the man food and some hot coffee but when he woke him up the dude flipped out and attacked him with a butter knife he also had taken a sheet in the sink it turns out don't do drew gaskets on our first anniversary my girlfriend and I decided to go out of town for the weekend we needed someone to look after our cat and the only guy available was my friend Andrew in hindsight it was a total mistake asking him to do it because he was a complete slob but he was our only option and we figured he'd have enough decency not to duck up our place we were on the first thing we noticed when we got home was that almost all of our dishes were dirty and stacked in a big pile in the sink in the fridge we discovered a half-eaten apple pie from Pizza Hut covered in chicken bones investigating further I found that he had broken some of my sheet supposedly by accident but the real surprise was when we went into the basement to do laundry he had built a big fort out of cardboard boxes with some rotting pits left inside I later discovered that he had been using my video camera and recorded himself living in the box fort eatin chicken wings and wearing my clothes while a friend of his danced around totally naked in the background edit sorry guys the video is long gone this was about ten years ago and I either taped over it all lost the tape wish I could provide it I'm still in touch with Andrew occasionally so I'll tell him this story was a hit he'd probably recreate the whole thing for you if I asked my friend was sleeping on a mattress on the floor in my spare room after a night out she needed to be sick and just literally rolled on her side and spewed everywhere then rolled back over and went to sleep I had to clean up around her there was a lot of untruth fries and that Hugh was that of a considerable consumption of red wine years ago I was in recruiter for one of the Armed Services and one of my recruits had a brother who wanted to enlist but needed to complete his get to be eligible and needed a place to stay while completing it the brother had become a pretty good friend and vouched for his brother so I let him stay with me at my home it became obvious pretty quickly that the brother had a drinking problem he would sneak drinks out of the bottle and pour water back into the bottle to hide what he had consumed worked okay with the vodka but my Scotch just getting clearer and clearer the get program I had him enrolled in was only a two-week program so we decided to just try to ride it out oops one night about halfway through his scheduled stay I got a 2 a.m. phone call from the local air force base saying they had recovered my stolen government car and I should come get it and fill out some paperwork I looked out my window and yup my car was gone sheet I wasn't even supposed to have it home with me that night I got dressed and then realized that all the liquor bottles were gone and so was the brother the dumb bus got drunk and decided to pretend he was CIA and try to get onto base when the MPS at the gate wouldn't let him pass he tried to ram the gate and was taste and arrested needless to say he never completed the gate program and spent some time in the base jail so I invited my friend over to stay for the weekend I swear never saw this side of him before the whole time demanding sheep left and right treating me like a servant because he's my guest and I'm supposed to treat him just straight-up disrespectful I always treat my guests well that's just a basic part of having them over but this guy was just acting like it was his home and not being appreciative of anything at all then when I would go to his house he would just tell me it's my house I make the rules so basically he expected me to treat him like a god and treated me like sheet huge douche are no longer friends my mom's cousin Corky he abused my little sister she was five we found out about six years later when she sought off tried to heal herself she took five boxes of caffeine pills because she had finally told a friend but Corky told her if she ever told anyone and went to sleep she would never wake up duck you Corky I hope there really is a hell 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Published: Tue Jun 30 2020