- And the answer to that
question, Googlers, it depends. (everyone laughs) - Well, you're the one with the kid. - I thought I was good. (everyone laughs) (dramatic music plays) - Hey everyone, how's it going? It's time for another "Board AF." This time we're digging
into y'all's search history. - Your weird mind. - Yes, we're playing a game
called "Search History." A game where you go
through a stack of cards that each have three options
of the most searched terms. One person is appointed the
judge and the judge draws a card and reads a prompt out loud
for the players to answer. We let the players write
the prompt into a search that they think people
would search for a lot. So for example, can you throw up your... - Child into the air. - Kidney stones - Gum. - Dreams. - And the answer is
actually stomach lining. - Oh! What? - That was a panicked Google search. (Ify yells) - So we all write our answer and then we give it to the judge- - And then the judge reads them all off, and everyone has to try and guess which one they think is the real one. - I see. - Well, since I'm standing in the center, I guess I'll start. - Do it. - Will my dog, dot, dot, dot. Will my dog, dot, dot, dot. Or ellipses. Or I could just pause. Will my dog choke on a bone? Will my dog die if they eat chocolate? Will my dog die from this
chocolate I fed them? Yikes. Will my dog die if he eats grass? Will my dog eat me if I die? (everyone laughs) - That's it. - Well, I know what I'm voting for. - Yeah. - Okay, so a lot of people
thinking about death with dogs. I'm gonna guess it's the
shorter one about chocolate. Will my dog die eating chocolate? - Okay. Oh, what was that? Will my dog eat me if I die? I kind of liked that one. I feel like that's a good one. - I'm gonna go with that one as well. Will my dog eat me if I die? - I'm gonna go with that one because it's a legitimate
question and it's so absurd. You didn't laugh at it. You've seen it before. (everyone laughs) - Okay, all right. All right, L. - "The world had to be fixed! "There was no other way!" (Damien and Ify laugh) - All right. Y'all are right. The real one was "will
my dog eat me if I die?" - Yay! - Now do I get a point? - 'Cause I guessed yours? - [Shayne] He guessed mine. - Yeah, you get a point. - [Ify] You get on point if
someone guesses your submission, two points if you guess
the correct answer, and four points if you write
down the answer on the card. - Why do guys hate... I mean, you guys are guys, so you should know what guys hate, what guys hate of all the
most in all the world, the thing guys all hate! Oh, I hate it! Oh! Here we go. Why do you guys hate closing their legs? (Kimmy laughs) - Man-spreading, yeah. - Dancing. Shopping. Wearing condoms. (everyone laughs) And women. - Damn. - It's condoms. I think it's condoms. Straight up condoms. - Closing their legs. - Yeah, close your legs, man. - Close your damn legs. - I'm gonna go with the condom one. - Going with closing legs. - So the correct answer
was wearing a condom. - Oh, man! - It's what all guys hate, right? (somber music plays) - Should I wash my hands
after touching a... When should you wash your hands? Mind you this is pre-COVID era. So, let's find out. Thank you, thank you. We all done? Okay, y'all ready? - Yes. - Should I wash my hands after
touching a carton of eggs? A doorknob. A chicken. It was upside down. A frog. Or a snake. - I almost wrote snake. - Really? Interesting. - Huh, how about that? (everyone laughs) - That's pretty interesting. - Very interesting. - I'm gonna go with carton of eggs. - [Kimmy] Okay. - It's a weird one. - In COVID, the answer is
yes to all those things. - Yeah, always. Every frickin' second. - I'm gonna say doorknob. And I don't know why we
all went birds and reptiles 'cause some of us wrote those. And I don't know why snake was, but I'm gonna say doorknob. I don't know how weird this game is yet. - I'ma go frog because I know people think that if you touch a frog you get warts. - Yeah, I like that reasoning. I think that's sound reasoning. Also people are always picking up frogs. Like, they're always, why do we have a compulsion
to pick up frogs? - Frogs are just hoppin'. - They're just like hoppin' around. You're like, "I bet I can catch that." And then you catch it and you
don't know what to do with it. - Why do you guys hate
not picking up frogs? - [Ian] I know, right? - Why do guys hate that? - So I'm gonna go with
frog, locking it in. - Yeah. So interesting. What did you suspect the answer would be? - Doorknob? - [Kimmy] No, no. - Snake. Is it snake? Damn, I almost wrote snake. - The answer was actually snake. - But I wrote frog! (everyone laughs) - Okay, so let's see. - Who wrote carton of eggs? - That's me. - I actually, I had a frog as a pet. That was one of my first pets
and I could not touch it. My parents wouldn't let me. - You had a snake and you
just had to stare at it? - No, I had a frog that
I could only stare at. Did I say frog or snake earlier? - No, no, you said frog.
- I said frog, okay. - 'Cause you always crush the animals? - Yeah. - Okay, guys, are you ready? Can you use Vaseline to break in... - To break in? - Oh, no. - Can you use Vaseline to break in... - That ass. - God damn it, Ian. (everyone laughs) - I just had to say it 'cause
I wasn't gonna write it. (Kimmy laughs) But it's probably that ass. - Jeeves is never gonna answer that. Or the other possible
question could have been, is it possible for a virgin... - To get pregnant? - Yep, that was it. That was it. And I knew someone would
just know it immediately. - It depends on which era of
health videos you watched. If you hold hands with a boy, the sperm travels along the hand. (everyone laughs) - So the search is can you
use Vaseline to break in... Shoes. A house, but I want to say fleshlight. A baseball glove. A baseball glove. Or a baseball glove. - [Kimmy] Oh! - So it's a baseball glove. - Yeah! - So, Ian- - Did you actually write a baseball glove? - Yeah. - How dare you write the
house fleshlight thing. (everyone laughs) I trusted you! - What would happen if
a baby, dot, dot, dot. What would happen if
a baby, dot, dot, dot. Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot. What would happen if a baby,
dot, dot, dot, dot, dot. What would happen to a baby... What would happen if a baby... The answers are drank alcohol, walked before they crawled, took acid, drank cow's milk, threw up and pooped at the same time. - My vote is drank alcohol. - [Damien] Okay. - My vote is drink cow's milk 'cause I think as a parent, they're like, gosh, I ran out of my human booby milk. What about this milk that's in the fridge? - The milk that's in the fridge. I feel like it's drank alcohol as well 'cause wasn't there, there used to be an old
thing that they would do- - Give 'em a thimble. - Yeah, and then rub it
on their, yeah, their gums to make them go to sleep. Like, yeah, drink alcohol. - That's what I do to
go to sleep every night. - Oh yeah. - I'm gonna go with walk
before they crawled. - That's interesting. Funny story, I walked before I crawled. Never crawled. - Are you dead serious? - Got up and walked down the hallway. My parents were like, what? - [Kimmy] That's real! - Did you just go from,
like, worming every where- - I didn't even worm. I just sat there. And I was just like, well,
I'm done sitting now. (everyone laughs) - Mother, mother, I'm done sitting now. - You were 16 years old (everyone laughs) He's been sitting here for 16 years. - Yeah, I'm over it. The answer was took acid. So nobody got that one. - Why would you ask that? Obviously it's bad. - But if I want to go around
and write what we wrote. I wrote drank alcohol. - Oh shit! - And I wrote drink cow's milk. - How hard is it for a guy, dot, dot, dot. - Oh, no. - How hard is it for a guy, dot, dot dot. How hard is it for a guy
to pee with an erection? How hard is it for a guy to cry? How hard is it for a guy to grow a beard? How hard is it for a guy to pull out? And how hard is it for a guy to pull out? (everyone laughs) That is the right one. - Yes! - [Ian] Oh my god, what? No (beep) way. - Damien nailed it. (everyone laughs) - No (beep) way. - And the answer to that
question, Googlers, it depends. (everyone laughs) - Well, you're the one with the kid. - I thought I was good. (everyone laughs) I thought I was good, and
then turns out I'm not. - Gosh, a lot of these are good. Like, I feel like we
could play this so much. - This is so fun. - We could play this so much. - Is it common for brothers... (everyone laughs) Is it common for brothers
to date the same girl? - Jake Paul. - To wear the same underwear. To kiss each other on the lips. Is it common for brothers
and sisters to experiment? To sleep in the same bed. Everyone's like, what? - Kimmy, you're first. - I don't know. I'm like, do I go with a
sexual route with that one since that seems to
typically be the answer? I guess I'm just gonna
go, I'm gonna go sexual. Yeah, brothers and sisters to experiment. - The brothers and sisters- - Yeah, I don't know. - I'm gonna go with sleep in the same bed. I feel like that, that
sounds, I think it's wrong, but this is a weird slate of answers. - For me it's between that and underwear. I don't want to go sexual with it. I think it's probably the underwear 'cause it's like, how do you
keep track in the laundry? So I'm gonna do underwear. Wear the same underwear. - If Kimmy's the only one who says and sisters to experiment, I feel like, 'cause I'm sitting here
thinking, all right, no one at this table is gonna write that, but neither of y'all picked it. So it makes me feel like, okay, one of y'all threw a curve ball. - Sherlocking. - Yeah, you know, I got to use elementary. So, you know, it's elementary, my dear. Man's dim, man's dim, elementary, in it. You know, in it, yeah. Don't believe Meghan Markle. We should always believe the royal family. They've never done anything wrong. (everyone laughs) (beep) Okay. - Whatever is happening
right now I (beep) love it. - Sleep in the same bed,
sleep in the same bed. - I'm in for the ride. All right, what's the... - The answer is, is it common for brothers
and sisters to experiment? - Oh my god. - I should've went with my first one! - Why though? I was hoping that wouldn't be it. - [Shayne] Wow, way to go, Kimmy. - I was really hoping that would be wrong. I swear to god, I didn't look. - I had no idea that George R. R. Martin
searches this so much. - Shayne and Damien who did
y'all think possibly wrote experiment with each other? - I don't know. But it's also, the more rounds we do the
more likely people are gonna- - Oh yeah, no, we're gonna get to that before the end of this stream. (everyone laughs) - We're all gonna be saying
all sorts of messed up things. - (beep) (everyone laughs) - See, you should've
saved it to write down! But now you said it! - It might come up, it might come up. - I hope not. - Ify has cursed this stream. (everyone laughs) - Do you even know many
baby angels you just killed by saying that? (everyone laughs) Cherubs are dropping like flies. - Why does my priest blank? Why does my priest... Blank. Why does my priest hold
my hand during service? Ignore me. Smoke weed. Refuse to do confessions. Keep pouring water on the
baby even though it's crying. - Even though it's crying. - Even though the priest is crying. (everyone laughs) - I'm sorry! - Where are the drugs? (everyone laughs) - I'm gonna make you talk you little. - That baby's not gonna talk, stop! - I'm gonna go with no confessions. Refuse to do confessions. - I'm just gonna go with ignore me. - I'm also going with refuse confessions. - I'm gonna go with ignore me. - Okay. Well, I will say two of you are correct. It is ignore me. - Yeah! - Is it sexist to not... - Oh. - Oh no. Okay. (everyone laughs) - Is it sexist to not
open doors for women? Hold the door. Pay women more. Hire a woman. Hit a girl. - To not? - I think because it's the damn internet, I'm gonna say hit a girl and I'm sorry. - I will hit you. (everyone laughs) - I'll say hit a girl as well. - Oh my goodness. Well, I'm not saying it's hold door. I think it's open a door for- - Open the door for women? - [Ian] Yes. - Open doors for women. - Open doors for women. - I think that too. I think open doors for women. We'll split it down the middle again. - Guys, the internet's a messed up- - No, no, no! - You have to think like the internet! - The answer was is it
sexist to not hit a girl? - Oh my god! Internet! - It's the damn internet, y'all. - Weird, weird. (Ian groans) - I like this one. Is it weird to like the
taste, dot, dot, dot. Is it weird to like the taste- - Oh man, there's so many places. - So many flavors of things. - Huh. - Is it weird to like the
taste of my own urine? Oh god. Is it weird to like the
taste of your own semen? Is it weird to like the taste of soap? Is it weird to like the taste of blood? Is it weird to like the
taste of your own burp? - Ify? - I'm gonna go with soap. - All right. - Soap. - I'm gonna go with pee! (everyone laughs) (sitcom music plays) - I think it's blood. - I also think it's blood. - Okay, I also think it's blood. Well done, you two. - Yeah! I wrote my own urine. That's what I wrote down. And I knew when I heard the next, my own, I was like this is Ian's. - Starting from the bottom, we've got myself with six points. - Oh, I didn't lose? - Kimmy with eight points. - Thank you, thank you. Came back right at the end. - Shayne with 11 points. - Yes. - Ify also with 11 points. (everyone applauds) And we got Damien with
three points, I'm so sorry. - [Kimmy] Oh, Damien! - No, you got 19 points. Well done. - And that was "Search History." Congratulations, Damien. - Thank you, Ify. - It looks like Damien is the internet in "Stan Versus the Internet." - I guess so. Go robots. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Damien the human robot. So if you're enjoying this and you enjoy what we do
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